0:00:02 > 0:00:03Welcome to the School of Silence.
0:00:03 > 0:00:05This is where the noisiest children in the country are sent
0:00:05 > 0:00:07to prove they can keep quiet.
0:00:07 > 0:00:08Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:00:08 > 0:00:09Aaah!
0:00:09 > 0:00:11Ah!
0:00:11 > 0:00:13We're about to meet four new arrivals,
0:00:13 > 0:00:16but can they keep quiet for just one day?
0:00:16 > 0:00:17I doubt it!
0:00:18 > 0:00:19Ssssh!
0:00:21 > 0:00:22Ah!
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Ssssh!
0:00:36 > 0:00:37BELL RINGS
0:00:37 > 0:00:40CHILDREN SHOUT
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Here's how the day works.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52The new pupils have three challenging classes
0:00:52 > 0:00:56to prove they can be silent, followed by the crucial final exam,
0:00:56 > 0:01:00which will determine whether they graduate, or will be expelled.
0:01:00 > 0:01:05If I think the pupils manage to stay quiet enough to pass a class...
0:01:08 > 0:01:13..then they will bank a prize from my confiscation cupboard.
0:01:13 > 0:01:14But if I think they are being too noisy..
0:01:16 > 0:01:17Ah!
0:01:17 > 0:01:18Ha-ha-ha!
0:01:18 > 0:01:19Aaah!
0:01:19 > 0:01:20Eeeee!
0:01:20 > 0:01:22..they will get nothing, and I will know about it,
0:01:22 > 0:01:26thanks to this device - the Gobstop 3000,
0:01:26 > 0:01:30the very latest in noise-monitoring technology.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34If they pass the final exam, they will take all the prizes
0:01:34 > 0:01:37they have banked, and receive the ultimate reward -
0:01:37 > 0:01:39the Golden Gobstopper!
0:01:41 > 0:01:44However, if they fail to keep that shut,
0:01:44 > 0:01:47I will have no choice but to expel them,
0:01:47 > 0:01:50and they will go home with absolutely nothing!
0:01:52 > 0:01:55This calamitous Carlisle crew are having their noise levels monitored
0:01:55 > 0:02:00by our headmistress, Mrs Gobstop, and form tutor Mr Gross.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01If this is a sign of things to come,
0:02:01 > 0:02:04I don't like these new pupils' chances one bit!
0:02:06 > 0:02:09You! Step forward!
0:02:09 > 0:02:10- Name? - Oliver!
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Keen gymnast Olly loves chatting,
0:02:13 > 0:02:16and says his favourite sound is his best mate's hilarious laugh.
0:02:16 > 0:02:21Too much chatting or laughing today could mean Olly's for the high jump!
0:02:21 > 0:02:23You, step forward!
0:02:23 > 0:02:25- Name? - Marcie!
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Marcie wants to be a teacher when she's older.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Well, judging by her noise today,
0:02:30 > 0:02:33I know one school that won't be keen to give her a job.
0:02:33 > 0:02:34This one!
0:02:34 > 0:02:36You, step forward!
0:02:36 > 0:02:39- Name? - Callum!
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Confident Callum loves playing rugby,
0:02:41 > 0:02:44and once played a bazooka in music class when he wasn't supposed to.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Will his noisy antics leave his classmates
0:02:47 > 0:02:49feeling brassed off today?
0:02:50 > 0:02:52You, step forward!
0:02:52 > 0:02:54- Name? - Ashlea!
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Ashlea claims to be not only the loudest in her class,
0:02:58 > 0:03:00but the fastest runner.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Can she break the speed of sound today? Stay tuned!
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Get out! Get them out! Out!
0:03:07 > 0:03:09CHILDREN SHOUT
0:03:12 > 0:03:14It's time for classes to begin.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17The first lesson is General Studies, with Mr Gross.
0:03:17 > 0:03:21He baths in cabbage water, and thinks bananas aren't tasty
0:03:21 > 0:03:22until they're turned black,
0:03:22 > 0:03:26so what disgusting delights has he got for our team?
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Mr Gross's class today is a double period,
0:03:29 > 0:03:31so twice the silence for the kids from Carlisle.
0:03:31 > 0:03:32Ewww!
0:03:32 > 0:03:36Hello, come in. Sit down, sit down.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38- Don't slam the door!- Sorry.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43I am Mr Gross, your General Studies teacher.
0:03:43 > 0:03:47You're here because you're very, very noisy children.
0:03:47 > 0:03:48Wooo!
0:03:48 > 0:03:49- Exactly! - That's very correct!
0:03:49 > 0:03:53And you're here to prove that you can be...
0:03:53 > 0:03:55- Loud?- Loud!
0:03:55 > 0:03:59No, silent! And do you know what?
0:03:59 > 0:04:03Even if you think you can do it, or I think you can't do it,
0:04:03 > 0:04:04it doesn't matter.
0:04:04 > 0:04:08The only person whose opinion matters is Miss Gobstop,
0:04:08 > 0:04:12and she will be listening on these fluffy little microphones here.
0:04:12 > 0:04:17Do you think you can stay quiet in the tests?
0:04:17 > 0:04:18- Yes.- Yes.
0:04:18 > 0:04:19You are laid-back, kid.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Yeah, very true.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Do you know what? I can be laid back, too.
0:04:24 > 0:04:29But not now, because it's time for your first silence test.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31So, they've settled down
0:04:31 > 0:04:33for the first of Mr Gross's two silent tests.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36This test is about plumbing.
0:04:37 > 0:04:41You see, it's very important to have a trade in life.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45Not everyone can grow up to be Lady Gaga, or...
0:04:47 > 0:04:49David Beckhime!
0:04:50 > 0:04:53So, what I've got here is some pipes from the school
0:04:53 > 0:04:55that have been blocked.
0:04:55 > 0:05:01Now, what you're going to have to do is unblock them,
0:05:01 > 0:05:06but you're going to have to try and do it silently!
0:05:06 > 0:05:09OK, so, do you think you can do it quietly?
0:05:09 > 0:05:12KIDS: Yes!
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Let's go. In position, please.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17OK, drainiacs, it's pipe time.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20The pupils must unblock three pipes by blowing down them,
0:05:20 > 0:05:24which means one of them will get a face full of water.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26They must be quiet if they want to bank a prize.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28First up, it's Olly and Marcie.
0:05:28 > 0:05:29Three...
0:05:31 > 0:05:32..two...
0:05:33 > 0:05:36..one, plumb!
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Ha-ha-ha!
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Oh, and gymnast Olly couldn't twist out of that.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Let's see it again. Soaking face, the plumber's nightmare.
0:05:45 > 0:05:50And Ashlea can't plug the laughs! Miss Gobstop, not impressed!
0:05:51 > 0:05:52OK.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Next up, it's Callum and Ashlea.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Three,
0:05:57 > 0:05:59two,
0:06:00 > 0:06:02one, plumb!
0:06:05 > 0:06:07No! The pipes will be clanging with clapping
0:06:07 > 0:06:09all the way to the Gobstop 3000!
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Is any hope of banking a prize disappearing down the tubes?
0:06:14 > 0:06:18You and you were the best plumbers, so you come next.
0:06:18 > 0:06:19It's the final plumb-down.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23Top pipers Callum and Marcie going head-to-head.
0:06:23 > 0:06:27Remember, don't try this crazy plumbing technique at home.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30This is the last pipe! Three,
0:06:31 > 0:06:32two,
0:06:33 > 0:06:35one, plumb!
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Ha-ha-ha!
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Replay and re-splash!
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Shrieks, cackles and laughs,
0:06:44 > 0:06:46making this waterwork noisier than Niagara Falls!
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Your silent test is over.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53KIDS: Yes!
0:06:53 > 0:06:57At the end of the lesson, we're going to find out just how silent
0:06:57 > 0:07:00you were, and if you passed or if you failed.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Soggy gameplay in the plumbing there.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Can the team do better in the second test?
0:07:05 > 0:07:11It's time for a silent test that is very, very important.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13It's called babysitting.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Now, how do you feel about babysitting?
0:07:17 > 0:07:18- Fine.- Fine.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Fine, OK, good. Do you think you can do it silently, though?
0:07:21 > 0:07:23- We'll have to see!- Yes!
0:07:23 > 0:07:26- We will have to see, Callum, we will!- We will.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29It's time to meet my little babies.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Oh, my God, they're going to be minging!
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Oh, here they come, the little angels!
0:07:33 > 0:07:35KIDS: Ahhh!
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Little do the pupils know that Mr Gross's very realistic dolls
0:07:42 > 0:07:46actually trump and wet themselves! A bit like him.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Your silence test starts now!
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Marcie doesn't look like she's babysat before.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56DOLL FARTS
0:07:58 > 0:08:00DOLL FARTS
0:08:00 > 0:08:02A mini-guff and tittering from the team,
0:08:02 > 0:08:04but has Miss Gobstop picked it up?
0:08:07 > 0:08:09DOLL FARTS
0:08:10 > 0:08:15Oh, it's as if they've all forgotten it's a silent test!
0:08:20 > 0:08:24Oh, dear. Ollie's little baby Gross has leaked all over him.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Callum finding all this trumping very funny there,
0:08:27 > 0:08:29despite Marcie's quiet coaching.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37Oh, Marcie caught napping, but good reflexes save her from a soaking.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40DOLL FARTS
0:08:40 > 0:08:43More bottom burps, and Olly doing some incredible silent laughing.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Ashlea looking very nervous.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53I have a feeling she knew that was coming,
0:08:53 > 0:08:56but still couldn't help herself gasping.
0:08:59 > 0:09:00Your silence test is over!
0:09:01 > 0:09:03KIDS: Yes!
0:09:03 > 0:09:04Come on!
0:09:04 > 0:09:06How do you think you did?
0:09:06 > 0:09:08- All right.- All right. - I think we passed.
0:09:08 > 0:09:09Yeah, maybe.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Very confident! It's interesting.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14- Confident kids.- Confident kids?
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Confident Callum!
0:09:16 > 0:09:17Deluded kids!
0:09:17 > 0:09:23But what I think and what you think doesn't actually matter.
0:09:23 > 0:09:28It's all down to our illustrious headmistress, Miss Gobstop!
0:09:28 > 0:09:29TANNOY: Attention!
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Attention! This is Miss Gobstop.
0:09:32 > 0:09:37If you must clap in class, please use one hand!
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Ashlea, gasping giggler.
0:09:44 > 0:09:49Olly, smiley smirker!
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Marcie, a model pupil.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Class...
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Two tests, but is this a double disaster?
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Have they blown any chance of banking a prize?
0:10:05 > 0:10:07..Failed!
0:10:07 > 0:10:09KIDS: Ohhh!
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Do you know what?
0:10:11 > 0:10:14You've taken up too much of my time with your noisy behaviour.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Get out of my class!
0:10:17 > 0:10:18Go on, off you go!
0:10:19 > 0:10:22We want to get out of this dump!
0:10:22 > 0:10:23Yes, well, good riddance!
0:10:23 > 0:10:25KIDS: Ohhh!
0:10:25 > 0:10:31Too noisy, and we've ended up failing it! We need to be silent.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33I'm sure we'll pass the next one.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Well, Callum, stop clapping!
0:10:35 > 0:10:38- Yeah, don't clap! - I'm clapping because I'm pleased.
0:10:38 > 0:10:42- We're going to pass the next one. - Yes, definitely.- Yes!
0:10:42 > 0:10:44KIDS: Wooo!
0:10:45 > 0:10:47TANNOY: Attention! Attention!
0:10:47 > 0:10:50This is the School of Silence.
0:10:50 > 0:10:54I am delighted to announce that I have accepted
0:10:54 > 0:10:56the lead role in this year's musical.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59However, I have changed the musical's title.
0:11:01 > 0:11:05This year, the hills will be alive with the sound of silence!
0:11:05 > 0:11:06Thank you.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14It's time for our students' second class, geography,
0:11:14 > 0:11:15with Miss Adventure.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17In a list of the world's most famous explorers,
0:11:17 > 0:11:22Miss Adventure's name always comes very near the top, alphabetically.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25So, can she lead this class on a silent mission?
0:11:25 > 0:11:26Let's see.
0:11:27 > 0:11:31After one hopeless fail, will the team bank a prize?
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Hello.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Ashlea, could you come here for a second?
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Sorry, I'm just having difficulty reaching my hat.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Thanks very much. Thank you very much.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48Right, I'm Miss Adventure. I was watching you in Mr Gross's class.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Now, did you pass Mr Gross's class?
0:11:50 > 0:11:53KIDS: No!
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Now, why didn't you pass? Who was the noisy one?
0:11:55 > 0:11:56Me!
0:11:56 > 0:11:57- Hello, Callum. - Hello.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59- How are you doing? - Fine, thanks.
0:11:59 > 0:12:00- Yes?- Yes.
0:12:00 > 0:12:01- Where are you from? - Carlisle.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03- Carlisle. I've been to Carlisle. - Have you?
0:12:03 > 0:12:06- Yes, I have, many times. - On your little adventures, eh?
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Yes, on my little adventures, Callum, that's right,
0:12:08 > 0:12:09on my little adventures!
0:12:09 > 0:12:11So, I am Miss Adventure, the geography teacher,
0:12:11 > 0:12:16and I'm going to set you a silence test, and do you know what?
0:12:16 > 0:12:18- It's going to defeat you.- Is it?
0:12:18 > 0:12:22Let my silence test begin!
0:12:23 > 0:12:28Every explorer needs to be able to deal with wild animals,
0:12:28 > 0:12:32because wild animals must be kept apart.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34The trick is to do it silently.
0:12:34 > 0:12:39Wait till you see the wild animals I have. Now, don't be frightened!
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Awww!
0:12:41 > 0:12:42Awww!
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Awww!
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Now, you may not know it, but the duck and the mouse
0:12:48 > 0:12:50are the fiercest of enemies,
0:12:50 > 0:12:54and your silence test will be to keep these two apart.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Now, do you think you can do it?
0:12:56 > 0:12:58KIDS: Yes!
0:12:58 > 0:13:03Well, we'll see about that. So, everyone, positions, please.
0:13:03 > 0:13:04The pupils have exactly one minute
0:13:04 > 0:13:08to keep these feuding animals apart, whilst not making a sound.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Seconds out, it's silent test two.
0:13:11 > 0:13:16My silent test commences in five, four, three, two, one.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Of course, mouse hasn't been happy
0:13:18 > 0:13:22since duck developed a taste for cheese, and who can blame her?
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Cracks from the team already.
0:13:25 > 0:13:29Olly and Ashlea deploying the famous lower-leg mouse-hold,
0:13:29 > 0:13:34while Callum and Marcie favouring the less well-known duck grapple.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39Oh, and mouse is down! Can they hold onto her, and their giggles?
0:13:46 > 0:13:4930 seconds. You're halfway through.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Just look at those usually cute creatures
0:13:55 > 0:13:59trying to get at each other, the strain drawing out noise,
0:13:59 > 0:14:02but will it register on the Gobstop 3000?
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Ha-ha!
0:14:09 > 0:14:12Let's hope duck's best friend cat never hears about this.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Your silence test is over!
0:14:19 > 0:14:21KIDS: Yes!
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Oooh, have our peacemakers kept quiet enough
0:14:23 > 0:14:25to bank their first prize of the day?
0:14:25 > 0:14:26Right, gather round.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Well done on keeping the duck and the mouse apart,
0:14:29 > 0:14:31but that wasn't the point of the test.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34It was to see whether or not you could stay silent.
0:14:34 > 0:14:35Do you think you stayed silent?
0:14:35 > 0:14:39KIDS: Yes!
0:14:39 > 0:14:41To be honest, I heard quite a lot of giggling,
0:14:41 > 0:14:43but it's not up to me, and it's not up to you.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46It's up to the wonderful Miss Gobstop to tell us what she thought.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48TANNOY: Attention! Attention!
0:14:48 > 0:14:53This is Miss Gobstop. Your constant cackling continues, Callum!
0:14:55 > 0:14:59Good job that your team-mates barely made a quack.
0:14:59 > 0:15:00Class...
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Will this be the second fail of the day?
0:15:05 > 0:15:06Passed!
0:15:06 > 0:15:08KIDS: Yes!
0:15:08 > 0:15:12I don't believe it, I don't believe it!
0:15:12 > 0:15:14I can't believe you passed that silence test.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18I'm very annoyed, and I've had enough. Get out of my class.
0:15:18 > 0:15:19Go on, get out.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21KIDS: Wooo!
0:15:21 > 0:15:24- We passed!- Yes!
0:15:24 > 0:15:27When we had to fight these animals, she said they were going to be
0:15:27 > 0:15:31really fierce, but it was just a duck and a mouse.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34I know. Wouldn't it be a cat and mouse?
0:15:34 > 0:15:37- He was the only one talking and cackling.- No, I wasn't too bad.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Cackling, confident Callum, he was!
0:15:40 > 0:15:43And we've really got to pass the next one.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45It's going to be really fun!
0:15:45 > 0:15:47ALL: Wooo!
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Meanwhile, over in the school's hamster cage.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Have I ever told you about my brother?
0:15:56 > 0:15:58No?
0:15:58 > 0:16:02He took a vow of silence, and he hasn't spoken for 12 years.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06I wouldn't mind, but he never shuts up about it. Bang!
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Nice one, hammy.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Well, we're halfway through the day,
0:16:12 > 0:16:16and it's time for the next class, Performing Arts with Mr Prance!
0:16:16 > 0:16:19You might well have seen Mr Prance in a cinema recently.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22He sells the tickets on Friday, and the ice creams on Saturday,
0:16:22 > 0:16:24but can our pupils raise their game,
0:16:24 > 0:16:27and bank their second prize in his class?
0:16:28 > 0:16:30- Hello, Mr Prance! - Come in, take a seat.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33- Hello, Mr Prance! - Take a seat, take a seat!
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- Hello?- Hello? Is anyone there?
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Hello! Bye-bye.
0:16:42 > 0:16:46I am Mr Prance, and this is a class of the performing arts.
0:16:46 > 0:16:51You're here to try and prove to me that you can remain quiet.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53I'm here to prove that you cannot remain quiet.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58I wonder who's going to win at the end of this test?
0:16:58 > 0:17:01- I think that it will be us! - Yeah.
0:17:01 > 0:17:05The silence test is called the silent bellringing.
0:17:06 > 0:17:10You will take it in turns to select a bell.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13You will position under, and we'll see what happens.
0:17:13 > 0:17:17Miss Gobstop is listening to every single sound you make,
0:17:17 > 0:17:21and she'll decide at the end whether you've passed or failed.
0:17:22 > 0:17:26Your silence test has begun.
0:17:26 > 0:17:27Action!
0:17:27 > 0:17:28So, bellringing in silence.
0:17:28 > 0:17:32Our noisy pupils will take it in turns to sit under a bell,
0:17:32 > 0:17:34which Mr Prance will ring.
0:17:34 > 0:17:38They must stay silent, no matter what happens.
0:17:38 > 0:17:39First up, it's Callum.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Oh, didn't get the full gunge there,
0:17:45 > 0:17:48but enough to strain at the snigger muscles.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55Next up is a nervous-looking Ashlea.
0:17:59 > 0:18:04Ah, a lovely feather shower. She's been saved by the bell.
0:18:06 > 0:18:11So far, the Carlisle crew have taken Prance's bells in their stride.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Marcie is up next.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Oh, what's this? A problem with the bell.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Ho-ho!
0:18:24 > 0:18:28A calculated trick worthy of the Professor from Mr Prance, there,
0:18:28 > 0:18:31but Marcie's gameplay too good for him.
0:18:31 > 0:18:32Masterful muteness.
0:18:33 > 0:18:34Last up, it's Olly.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Can he work this silence all the way to a prize?
0:18:43 > 0:18:47Oh, ding-dong, direct hit! But he's taken it without a peep.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Great silent work, there.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53Your silence test is over.
0:18:53 > 0:18:57Well, a ringing improvement, but not a perfect performance.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Have the pupils done enough to pass?
0:18:59 > 0:19:04Miss Gobstop has been listening, and she will tell you how you fared.
0:19:04 > 0:19:05TANNOY: 'Attention!
0:19:05 > 0:19:08'Attention! This is Miss Gobstop.
0:19:08 > 0:19:13'I do love those bells. They make absolutely no noise at all.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17'But I'm sure I heard some gasping.'
0:19:22 > 0:19:24'Olly,
0:19:24 > 0:19:26'Ashlea,
0:19:26 > 0:19:27'Callum,
0:19:27 > 0:19:28'and Marcie.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31'Class...'
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Could these pupils have banked their second prize of the day?
0:19:34 > 0:19:36'Passed!'
0:19:36 > 0:19:37Woo-hoo!
0:19:37 > 0:19:40KIDS: Yes!
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Get in!
0:19:42 > 0:19:45'All the new pupils, please report to my office immediately!'
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Yes, get out. Out. Out!
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Sorry. See you, bye!
0:19:50 > 0:19:51Yeah, bye-bye!
0:19:51 > 0:19:54After that performance, the pupils are off to see headteacher
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Miss Gobstop, to get their report before the final exam.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59KNOCK AT DOOR
0:19:59 > 0:20:00Come in!
0:20:00 > 0:20:04KIDS: Yeah! Wooo!
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Thank you.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10So, you've been sent here today because you're all far too noisy.
0:20:10 > 0:20:11Yeah.
0:20:11 > 0:20:15And we've put you through some tough silent tests.
0:20:15 > 0:20:16Shall we see how you did?
0:20:16 > 0:20:17Yeah.
0:20:17 > 0:20:18Olly.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21You were bursting with noisy enthusiasm,
0:20:21 > 0:20:25but was it loud enough to pop the Gobstop 3000?
0:20:28 > 0:20:29Ashlea.
0:20:29 > 0:20:33Cheeky little gigglebox, but you managed to put a lid on it.
0:20:33 > 0:20:34Well done.
0:20:37 > 0:20:38Callum.
0:20:40 > 0:20:44You confidently cackled and clapped the whole day through.
0:20:46 > 0:20:47Marcie.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50Doesn't make a tweet. Meek as a mouse.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55So, you've passed two classes.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Yep.
0:20:57 > 0:21:02You've got the final exam to go in the Professor's laboratory.
0:21:02 > 0:21:03Yes.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Dun-dun-dun!
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Do you think you'll be able to keep it quiet?
0:21:07 > 0:21:08KIDS: Yes!
0:21:08 > 0:21:10We'll prove you lot wrong.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12- Really?- Yeah.
0:21:12 > 0:21:16If you pass, you will graduate, and take home your two prizes,
0:21:16 > 0:21:20and receive the ultimate reward - the Golden Gobstopper.
0:21:23 > 0:21:28If you set off my Gobstop 3000 three times, you'll be expelled,
0:21:28 > 0:21:32and go home with absolutely nothing.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34So, why don't you go to the laboratory?
0:21:34 > 0:21:37- OK. Bye!- See you, Miss!
0:21:37 > 0:21:38Goodbye!
0:21:43 > 0:21:46It's crunch time. The final exam with the Professor.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48His maths of mayhem and calculations
0:21:48 > 0:21:50of chaos form the final barrier
0:21:50 > 0:21:52between the pupils and graduation.
0:21:54 > 0:21:58Ah, guten tag, children, and welcome to your final examination.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00I am the Professor, you may have heard of me,
0:22:00 > 0:22:04and today, with the help of my assistant, Herr Helmut...
0:22:04 > 0:22:05Unicorns are amazing!
0:22:05 > 0:22:06You calm down!
0:22:06 > 0:22:09- He's not real.- He's a puppet.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12I tell you, he's not a puppet! He used to be a real person!
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Now, the beautiful Fraulein Gobstopper shall be listening
0:22:15 > 0:22:17in to you via the Gobstoppen 3000,
0:22:17 > 0:22:22to see if you make any of the little, nasty, monster noises.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24If you make three, you will be expelled.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Ha! Eat failure-cake, cabbage face!
0:22:26 > 0:22:28You calm down!
0:22:28 > 0:22:32But if you manage to make with the quiet, you will win!
0:22:32 > 0:22:34But I think this is not likely.
0:22:34 > 0:22:38You are so noisy, you sound more like lions having a fight at a disco.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Do you think you will win?
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Yes!
0:22:42 > 0:22:44We will win!
0:22:44 > 0:22:46To get you in the mood, I tell you a quick joke.
0:22:46 > 0:22:47Knock, knock. KIDS: Who's th...
0:22:47 > 0:22:52Silence! Right, we will begin your examination in drei,
0:22:52 > 0:22:54zwei,
0:22:54 > 0:22:55eins!
0:22:55 > 0:22:57THUNDERCLAPS
0:22:57 > 0:22:58A-ha-ha!
0:22:58 > 0:23:00PROFESSOR COUGHS
0:23:00 > 0:23:03The Professor will do his level best to ensure that this team
0:23:03 > 0:23:06from Carlisle don't get their hands on the Golden Gobstopper.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Oooh, it's going to be messy!
0:23:08 > 0:23:10First up is Olly.
0:23:10 > 0:23:11Let's see.
0:23:11 > 0:23:16We're going to use one of my greatest and newest inventions,
0:23:16 > 0:23:17the invisible paint.
0:23:17 > 0:23:18It's amazing.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24It works! It actually works!
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Ha-ha-ha! It...
0:23:27 > 0:23:30- You broke it!- He broke it! Attack!
0:23:30 > 0:23:31Don't attack him!
0:23:31 > 0:23:36Amazing. Olly's unperturbed by the Professor's play paint ploy, there.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40Ah, but now for you. Let's see, what do we have?
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Marcie is next.
0:23:42 > 0:23:46It's the incredible mind-reading pudding.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49You don't even need to eat it to know what flavour it is.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52- No, no, you can just look at it. - Doesn't it look lovely?
0:23:52 > 0:23:54It looks really nice. Can you taste it?
0:23:54 > 0:23:57No? What about now?
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Oh, Marcie me! I bet she can taste it now.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Great silent work though, Marcie!
0:24:02 > 0:24:05What does the Professor have in store for Ashlea?
0:24:06 > 0:24:08You look like you're made of stern stuff.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10You shall go up against Helmut.
0:24:10 > 0:24:14He is the stare-out champion of all of Great Britain!
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Here you go. Go!
0:24:19 > 0:24:20What's wrong?
0:24:20 > 0:24:22- I'm going to sneeze! - You're going to sneeze?
0:24:22 > 0:24:25You can't sneeze. You'll sneeze right into her face!
0:24:29 > 0:24:30Oh, it's a silly-string facial!
0:24:34 > 0:24:38But silent determination from Ashlea. Glorious stuff!
0:24:38 > 0:24:41And what dastardly trick awaits Callum?
0:24:41 > 0:24:44Look at you, sir, your little cheeky face.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47He's so nice, isn't he?
0:24:47 > 0:24:49- But he stinks. - He stinks?
0:24:49 > 0:24:52Yes. He smells like owl pants.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Owl pants? That doesn't even make sense!
0:24:54 > 0:24:55Bleugh!
0:24:55 > 0:24:56What's wrong?
0:24:56 > 0:24:58- Bleugh! - You're going to be?
0:24:58 > 0:24:59I'm going to be sick.
0:24:59 > 0:25:00You're going to be sick?
0:25:00 > 0:25:04Don't be sick over him! I'll tell you what. We'll be sick down here.
0:25:04 > 0:25:05Bleugh!
0:25:07 > 0:25:08Oh!
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Textbook stuff there, from the Professor,
0:25:11 > 0:25:14and admirable silence from cackling Callum.
0:25:14 > 0:25:19Don't worry. I have a lever here to clean it up.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21Can they sustain this silence, with only 20 seconds to go?
0:25:21 > 0:25:22I have one here.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Mmmm!
0:25:24 > 0:25:25No, spoke too soon!
0:25:27 > 0:25:28Ah!
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Yelps and squeals from Ashlea.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32That could be a couple of strikes right there.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40And now a gasp from Olly, oh dear! They were doing so well.
0:25:41 > 0:25:45Right, that's it! The final examination is over!
0:25:45 > 0:25:47KIDS: Yes!
0:25:47 > 0:25:51So, with two prizes in the bank, has this team from Carlisle been quiet
0:25:51 > 0:25:55enough to pass the final exam and take their prizes home with them?
0:25:55 > 0:26:00Did they set off the Gobstop 3000 three times? Let's find out.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02How about a kiss?
0:26:02 > 0:26:06Quiet! Well, how do you think you did in your final examination?
0:26:06 > 0:26:09KIDS: Great!
0:26:11 > 0:26:14The only person that can decide whether or not
0:26:14 > 0:26:17you will graduate the School of Silence or you will be expelled
0:26:17 > 0:26:19is the glorious headteacher, Herr Gobstopper.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26How did my little guinea pigs do?
0:26:26 > 0:26:30Well, the final exam.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Did it break you?
0:26:32 > 0:26:34Ashlea, can't you speak now?
0:26:34 > 0:26:35Yeah, I feel amazing!
0:26:35 > 0:26:37Feel amazing?
0:26:38 > 0:26:42Well, I heard a lot more than amazing from you during the final exam!
0:26:43 > 0:26:49So, the Gobstop 3000 has spoken.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Drum roll, please!
0:26:51 > 0:26:54DRUM ROLL
0:26:55 > 0:26:57You have...
0:27:00 > 0:27:02..failed, and will be expelled!
0:27:02 > 0:27:04KIDS: Awww!
0:27:04 > 0:27:06High five!
0:27:06 > 0:27:10Oh, it's a calamity! Let's see where it all went wrong.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13They couldn't keep it in as the torrent of slime took over.
0:27:13 > 0:27:14There were gasps,
0:27:17 > 0:27:18squeals,
0:27:18 > 0:27:19Mmmm!
0:27:19 > 0:27:21and yelps!
0:27:21 > 0:27:22Aaah!
0:27:22 > 0:27:27The team set off the Gobstop 3000 at least three times,
0:27:27 > 0:27:29which means the pupils have lost everything!
0:27:29 > 0:27:31You are...
0:27:31 > 0:27:33expelled!
0:27:33 > 0:27:34KIDS: Aaaah!
0:27:34 > 0:27:36Out!
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