0:00:01 > 0:00:05Welcome to the School Of Silence. This is where the noisiest children
0:00:05 > 0:00:08in the country are sent to prove they can keep quiet.
0:00:11 > 0:00:13We're about to meet four new arrivals,
0:00:13 > 0:00:17but can they keep quiet for just one day? Oh, I doubt it!
0:00:19 > 0:00:20Shhh!
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Shhh!
0:00:36 > 0:00:37BELL RINGS
0:00:37 > 0:00:40SHOUTING
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Here's how the day works.
0:00:49 > 0:00:54The new pupils have three challenging classes to prove they can be silent,
0:00:54 > 0:00:56followed by the crucial Final Exam,
0:00:56 > 0:01:00which will determine whether they graduate or will be expelled.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04IF I think the pupils manage to stay quiet enough to pass a class...
0:01:08 > 0:01:13..then they will bank a prize from my Confiscation Cupboard.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16But if I think they are being too noisy...
0:01:16 > 0:01:17HE GROANS
0:01:17 > 0:01:18HE LAUGHS
0:01:18 > 0:01:19HE SCREAMS
0:01:19 > 0:01:23..they will get nothing and I will know about it
0:01:23 > 0:01:26thanks to this device, the Gobstop 3000,
0:01:26 > 0:01:30the very latest in noise-monitoring technology.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34If they pass the final exam, they will take all the prizes
0:01:34 > 0:01:37they have banked and receive the ultimate reward...
0:01:37 > 0:01:41the Golden Gobstopper.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44However, if they fail to keep that shut,
0:01:44 > 0:01:47I will have no choice but to expel them
0:01:47 > 0:01:50and they will go home with absolutely nothing.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54Today's mouthy bunch are from Manchester,
0:01:54 > 0:01:57and they're getting in their last moments of loudness
0:01:57 > 0:02:00in front of head teacher Miss Gobstop and form tutor Mr Gross.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03This noisy lot are seriously going to struggle.
0:02:03 > 0:02:04They'll need to keep it shut
0:02:04 > 0:02:07if they've any chance of going home with the prize.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10You! Come forward. Name?
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Khadejah!
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Khadejah loves to bang pans all day
0:02:15 > 0:02:17and her favourite sound is the drums.
0:02:17 > 0:02:21She thinks her team will beat their way to the prizes today.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24- Yeah, good luck with that. - You! Step forward. Name?
0:02:24 > 0:02:27JAKE!
0:02:27 > 0:02:30If Jake could make a loud noise all day, he would shout,
0:02:30 > 0:02:34"La la la la la!", over and over again. What's annoying about that?!
0:02:34 > 0:02:38- You! Come forward. Name?- MOHAMMED!
0:02:38 > 0:02:42Mohammed has a bad habit of shouting out silly things in class.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44He's not going to last long round here then.
0:02:44 > 0:02:45You! Come forward.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48- Name?- KANE!
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Went right through me, that did.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Kane's favourite sound is the honk of an approaching train
0:02:53 > 0:02:56and he thinks he'll be riding the Gobstopper Express today.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Let's hope so. All aboard!
0:02:59 > 0:03:03Get them out! Please, get rid of them!
0:03:05 > 0:03:07It's time for classes to begin.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10The first lesson, general studies with Mr Gross.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13He picks the most revolting challenges for the pupils
0:03:13 > 0:03:17that get right up his nose. So what awaits our mob from Manchester
0:03:17 > 0:03:19in their first silent test?
0:03:19 > 0:03:23Oh, dear, Mr Gross! I hope you're going to wash your hands
0:03:23 > 0:03:25after blowing your nose. And your hanky.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Come in, come in.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30THEY SHOUT
0:03:30 > 0:03:33I just had a bit of a runny nose, you see.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36- But it's very important...- Ew!
0:03:36 > 0:03:38..with a runny nose, catch it...
0:03:38 > 0:03:40No, I don't want to!
0:03:40 > 0:03:42..bin it, kill it.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Say, "Yes, Mr Gross."
0:03:45 > 0:03:47- ALL:- Yes, Mr Gross.
0:03:47 > 0:03:52- Say, "You're the best, Mr Gross." - ALL:- You're the worst, Mr Gross.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54I tried, I tried.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Right, where were we?
0:03:56 > 0:04:00I am Mr Gross, your general studies teacher in the School Of Silence
0:04:00 > 0:04:05and you are here because you're very, very noisy and annoying.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Remember, Miss Gobstop is listening at all times
0:04:08 > 0:04:11on your fluffy, little microphones.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15She knows if you're being noisy, Kane, or sniggering.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17All of you, stop sniggering.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19There's nothing funny about school.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24Right, OK, look. Everyone loves a dance, but it's too much.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28Time for your first silence test.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Ooooh!
0:04:30 > 0:04:35This test is all about insects.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Now, some people are afraid of insects.
0:04:38 > 0:04:45And as you probably know, fear is the enemy of silence.
0:04:45 > 0:04:51So the question is, can you keep quiet whilst petrified?
0:04:51 > 0:04:56Your silence test starts...now.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Shhh!
0:04:58 > 0:05:00So, for this game, our seated pupils
0:05:00 > 0:05:03must each face two boxes of creepy crawlies in total silence.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07Their team-mates watching on the sidelines must keep quiet too.
0:05:08 > 0:05:12Oh, box number one is some delicious looking mealworms.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Khadejah is up first.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35- HE SNIGGERS - Oh, is that a noise from the boys?
0:05:39 > 0:05:42There's a silent scream from Khadejah.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Ooh, there's one going up her sleeve!
0:05:46 > 0:05:51Khadejah is staying quiet, but the boys can't even look.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54What's in the next box for Jake?
0:05:58 > 0:06:01Oh, goody. It's some juicy, tasty maggots.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11You've got to hand it to them, they're disgusting.
0:06:11 > 0:06:15I'm talking about the maggots, not the children, obviously.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20But Jake is brilliantly keeping his cool there
0:06:20 > 0:06:23and Miss Gobstop, she likes that.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27What's in box number three?
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Ooh! Nice, crunchy beetles.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38HE GASPS
0:06:38 > 0:06:40And there's a gasp from Mohammed.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43Kane heard it but was it too loud for Miss Gobstop?
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Can Khadejah keep quiet with all the bugs scuttling over her hands?
0:06:57 > 0:07:00Khadejah is clearly not enjoying that but she's staying silent.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Well played, Khadejah.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07What's in the final box?
0:07:09 > 0:07:11THEY GASP
0:07:11 > 0:07:15What a reaction! It's got Mohammed and Kane running for the hills.
0:07:15 > 0:07:20Miss Gobstop won't be happy with that noise, though.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Let's see what the fuss was all about...
0:07:22 > 0:07:24It's crickets!
0:07:26 > 0:07:29But they don't seem to put Jake out.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Ice cool in the face of the crickets.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Oh! They're climbing up his sleeve. This is extraordinary!
0:07:37 > 0:07:41Jake, not enjoying that, but keeping quiet. What a professional!
0:07:41 > 0:07:46And your silence test is over.
0:07:46 > 0:07:50Oh, have they done enough to earn their first pass and bank a prize?
0:07:50 > 0:07:53So, even though insects are very friendly,
0:07:53 > 0:07:56they're also quite dirty,
0:07:56 > 0:07:59so do remember to wash your hands afterwards, OK?
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Your first silent test is over.
0:08:02 > 0:08:07- But how do you think you did? - Pass.- Pass.
0:08:07 > 0:08:11That's what YOU think, but it doesn't matter what you think
0:08:11 > 0:08:13or even what I think.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16The only person whose opinion matters is Miss Gobstop.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Attention, attention.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21This is Miss Gobstop.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Courageous Khadejah.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Not a peep from you.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Well done.
0:08:31 > 0:08:32Jake...
0:08:32 > 0:08:36you too were very brave and silent.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Mohammed and Kane,
0:08:43 > 0:08:46putting your hand over your mouth
0:08:46 > 0:08:50does not stop me from hearing your whispers and giggles.
0:08:52 > 0:08:53THEY GASP
0:08:55 > 0:08:59Were your noises enough to bug me?
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Class...
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Time for the results. Have the team banked their first prize?
0:09:07 > 0:09:08..passed.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10THEY CHEER
0:09:10 > 0:09:15Well, I'm pretty surprised but you won't get far in this school.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17- Get out of my class! - That's what you think!
0:09:17 > 0:09:19We'll see about that. Off you go!
0:09:22 > 0:09:24- ALL:- We passed!
0:09:24 > 0:09:26- LAP, loud and proud!- Loud and proud!
0:09:26 > 0:09:30We're going to keep passing all of the classes, no matter what.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32The teachers are going down.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Yeah!
0:09:35 > 0:09:38TANNOY: 'Attention, attention.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40'This is the School Of Silence.'
0:09:40 > 0:09:43I will now select the winning ticket for the prize draw.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45And the winner is...
0:09:48 > 0:09:52..me. I would like to thank our friends, the local music shop,
0:09:52 > 0:09:54for donating this wonderful prize.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00SILENCE
0:10:00 > 0:10:03It's time for Class 2, Geography with Miss Adventure.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05She lived in Never Never Land
0:10:05 > 0:10:08before she popped up at the School Of Silence.
0:10:08 > 0:10:12Can our pupils pick up another pass in her class?
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Gary? Gary? Which one of you has eaten Gary?
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Where's Gary? Where are you, my little sweetie?
0:10:17 > 0:10:19KNOCKING ON DOOR Come in, young roamers.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Come in, take a seat. Gary?! I'm getting worried about Gary.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25He's my special snake.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Have you seen Gary anywhere? Do you know where Gary might be? Yes?
0:10:28 > 0:10:31That's not Gary, that's Simon. Yes, Jake?
0:10:31 > 0:10:34- Miss, he's on your head.- On my...?!
0:10:34 > 0:10:35Oh, oh, Gary!
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Gary is my favourite little snake.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Thank you very much indeed.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44Welcome, young roamers. I am Miss Adventure,
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Geography teacher.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Welcome to my class. I've got a great silence test for you.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51It is going to defeat you.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53# It's going to defeat you!
0:10:53 > 0:10:54# It's going to defeat you!
0:10:54 > 0:10:56# It's going to defeat you! #
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Class, are you going to pass my silence test?
0:10:59 > 0:11:00- ALL:- YES!
0:11:00 > 0:11:05Well, we'll see about that because it's time for my silence test.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Here, here.
0:11:07 > 0:11:12Every explorer needs to master an ancient custom.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14My expertise is, of course, Bottumo,
0:11:14 > 0:11:19which is the ancient art of silent bottom sumo.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22The rules are quite simple. You each get 20 seconds
0:11:22 > 0:11:25to force the Bottumo champion out of the ring
0:11:25 > 0:11:29using only your bottom. Do you think you'll pass my silence test?
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Yes, Mohammed? Yeah? You all seem pretty confident.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Wait until you meet the Bottumo champion.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36All the way from Paris, France...
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Francois!
0:11:38 > 0:11:42So, how will our team get on against the big Bottumo from Paris?
0:11:42 > 0:11:45Remember, each contestant must try and stay in the ring
0:11:45 > 0:11:48while they and the rest of the team stay silent.
0:11:48 > 0:11:52- Bottumo.- First into the ring is Kane.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Your silence test begins in five,
0:11:54 > 0:11:56four, three,
0:11:56 > 0:11:57two, one...
0:11:57 > 0:11:58Bottumo!
0:11:58 > 0:12:03There's the traditional Bottumo greeting and meeting of bottoms.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Kane is struggling to get his behind in front in this game,
0:12:09 > 0:12:10if you see what I mean.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15Did Miss Gobstop hear a chuckle there?
0:12:15 > 0:12:17GIGGLING
0:12:17 > 0:12:21Kane's lost the bout, but will that chortle mean a fail for the team?
0:12:21 > 0:12:22Bottumo!
0:12:22 > 0:12:25Next up is Mohammed. Oh, that's cheeky!
0:12:26 > 0:12:29And that's cheek to cheek!
0:12:29 > 0:12:33He's putting up some good resistance there.
0:12:39 > 0:12:43Unbelievable! Mohammed has conquered the Giant Croissant,
0:12:43 > 0:12:46but there was clapping from Khadejah and Kane.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48That won't make Miss Gobstop happy.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51- Bottumo!- It's Khadejah next.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55The Grande Fromage fighting to regain his pride,
0:12:55 > 0:12:57but Khadejah is up for it.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59She's not backing down.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06Oh, he's down!
0:13:06 > 0:13:09These youngsters making a mockery of the Battling Baguette from Paris
0:13:09 > 0:13:11and keeping quiet to boot!
0:13:11 > 0:13:15- Bottumo!- Jake is the last in the ring.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Oh, taunting the big guy now.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21Can they keep up their silence and bank another prize?
0:13:21 > 0:13:25Oh, dear, there's more clapping from the sidelines. No!
0:13:34 > 0:13:38Jake's got the big man on the ropes. And, oh, my word! He's down!
0:13:38 > 0:13:40He's down! Francois is down!
0:13:41 > 0:13:46But that round of applause might mean they've lost their prize.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Your silence test is over!
0:13:49 > 0:13:51In your face!
0:13:51 > 0:13:55Now I definitely heard some noises, but it's all about Miss Gobstop.
0:13:55 > 0:14:00- Let's find out what the result is from her.- Attention, attention.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03This is Miss Gobstop.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Kane, the clapper.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Clapping Mohammed.
0:14:12 > 0:14:13Clap, clap, clap.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Zip it, zip it, zip it.
0:14:16 > 0:14:17Class...
0:14:17 > 0:14:21Has that clapping cost them a second prize?
0:14:21 > 0:14:23- ..failed.- Yes.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25CLASS GROANS
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Yes! Yes! Yes!
0:14:27 > 0:14:31What a shame for you. What a shame. Now, I've had enough of you already.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Get out of my class. Out you go.
0:14:36 > 0:14:40We tried so hard. We're going to win the next class
0:14:40 > 0:14:45because we're LAP, loud and proud!
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Yes, but this show is about silence.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Meanwhile, in the school's hamster cage...
0:14:49 > 0:14:54Hey, Judy. I was reading the encyclopaedia the other day.
0:14:54 > 0:14:58You'll never guess what the most annoying animal in the world is.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01You! Ha ha ha ha ha.
0:15:01 > 0:15:02Bang.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the school's Performing Arts
0:15:06 > 0:15:10teacher, Mr Les Prance - an expert in silent singing.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13But can our students stay quiet in his class?
0:15:13 > 0:15:16With one pass and one fail already,
0:15:16 > 0:15:18how will our pupils get on with their next test?
0:15:18 > 0:15:19KNOCK ON DOOR
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Come in, come in. Sit down, sit down.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25- Hello!- Sit down, sit down. Yes, yes, yes.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28- Hello.- Hello, hello, hello. Sit down, sit down. Good. Shh!
0:15:28 > 0:15:30HE EXHALES
0:15:30 > 0:15:32To teach or to not to teach.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34He's doing it with his hand, look.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Behind your back.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39OK. Hello. As you know, my name is Mr Prance,
0:15:39 > 0:15:42teacher of the Performing Arts. And here
0:15:42 > 0:15:44within the theatre of silence,
0:15:44 > 0:15:46I will be testing you to prove
0:15:46 > 0:15:50that you cannot remain silent.
0:15:50 > 0:15:54You can't even keep still for 30 seconds, OK,
0:15:54 > 0:15:58so there's no way you are going to pass this class.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Remember, as always Miss Gobstop
0:16:00 > 0:16:02is listening to every single sound you make.
0:16:02 > 0:16:06- Are you ready?- No!
0:16:06 > 0:16:08- Remember, you are working as a team. - As a team.
0:16:08 > 0:16:12Time for my silent test.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15As a performer, it's very important
0:16:15 > 0:16:17that you remain physically fit.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20Your test is to follow my every move
0:16:20 > 0:16:24whilst paired together, tied at the ankles.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Remember, this must be carried out not only accurately
0:16:27 > 0:16:30but in complete and utter silence.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33My silence test has begun. Action.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35This four part fitness session
0:16:35 > 0:16:38is designed to work out some noise.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Can the team keep it in?
0:16:40 > 0:16:41First up is some star jumps.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43MUFFLED GIGGLING
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Oh, Khadejah is off already.
0:16:49 > 0:16:53Khadejah and Mohammed are both having a right good laugh there.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55But Miss Gobstop isn't.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57FAINT LAUGHTER
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Oh, lovely technique from Mr Prance.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Jake is trying to shut them up
0:17:04 > 0:17:07but they're both still snorting away.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Next, it's the hula-hoops.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Some triumphant arm hulas from Mr Prance.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Can the team copy him?
0:17:14 > 0:17:15Oops!
0:17:15 > 0:17:20Mr Prance's hula slipped, causing titters.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22THEY GIGGLE
0:17:26 > 0:17:29It's a deceptively sneaky workout.
0:17:29 > 0:17:33The team need contemplative silence to succeed.
0:17:33 > 0:17:37But no, Miss Gobstop's unimpressed by these antics.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Next, believe it or not, it's skipping.
0:17:46 > 0:17:51Oh, Jake's down. They're all struggling to keep quiet now.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56This is a laughter disaster.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58HEARTY LAUGHTER
0:18:00 > 0:18:02And it looks like Miss Gobstop has heard the lot.
0:18:04 > 0:18:08The last exercise is the medicine balls.
0:18:11 > 0:18:1620 seconds to go. Is there any chance left of a pass?
0:18:16 > 0:18:20THEY CACKLE
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Oh, they're falling like dominoes
0:18:22 > 0:18:24and laughing like drains.
0:18:26 > 0:18:31It's an utter shambles an avalanche of noise!
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Your silence test is complete.
0:18:33 > 0:18:38So did our pupils pass or fail? Let's hear the results.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40I can let you know,
0:18:40 > 0:18:43in all honesty, I was amazing.
0:18:43 > 0:18:44You, however...
0:18:44 > 0:18:49I've heard less noise at a football ground.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51It is not for me to decide. Miss Gobstop
0:18:51 > 0:18:54has been listening in and she will let you know how
0:18:54 > 0:18:55you've done.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57- Done!- Done!
0:18:57 > 0:19:01Attention, attention. This is Miss Gobstop.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04You are supposed to be working as a team.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Gasping.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Giggling.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15Talking and tittle-tattle.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Do you know the meaning of silence?
0:19:21 > 0:19:23ALL: No!
0:19:23 > 0:19:24Class...
0:19:24 > 0:19:29If they pass this one, I'll eat my hat. I'll eat your hat!
0:19:29 > 0:19:31..failed!
0:19:31 > 0:19:33- Yes!- Yep. - Will the new pupils please report
0:19:33 > 0:19:36to my office immediately?
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Get out. Out! Bye-bye! Bye-bye!
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Losers! Ha-ha!
0:19:47 > 0:19:49- Now we've got to go to this.- Enter.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53With two fails and one pass, it's time for the pupils
0:19:53 > 0:19:56to get their reports before the final exam.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59So, we put you through some silent tests.
0:19:59 > 0:20:03- Shall we see how you got on? - Let's see. Let's see.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Hey, let's see.
0:20:05 > 0:20:09Mohammed, you don't seem to be able to control your babble box.
0:20:09 > 0:20:13LAUGHING AND SNORTING
0:20:13 > 0:20:15- Jake, cheeky little chappie, aren't you?- Thank you.
0:20:15 > 0:20:20But I did notice that you tried to stay quiet in your last class.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22SNORTS OF LAUGHTER
0:20:23 > 0:20:27But you'll have to try harder. Khadejah. The only girl.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30- ALL:- Ooooh!
0:20:30 > 0:20:34A whisperer giggler, but I thought you were a good silent student
0:20:34 > 0:20:36and you did well with the bugs.
0:20:36 > 0:20:40SHE REMAINS SILENT
0:20:40 > 0:20:45Kane. Clapper...
0:20:45 > 0:20:48even a little chatterbox.
0:20:48 > 0:20:53- What do you have to do to graduate? - No blabber box.- Yes!
0:20:53 > 0:20:54So you have one final exam.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57If you graduate,
0:20:57 > 0:21:01not only will you take home the one prize that you've banked, but
0:21:01 > 0:21:04you will also receive the ultimate reward
0:21:04 > 0:21:06of the Golden Gobstopper.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08ANGELIC MUSIC
0:21:08 > 0:21:10If, however, you set off
0:21:10 > 0:21:13my Gobstop 3000 three times or more,
0:21:13 > 0:21:16you will not only be expelled, but you will receive
0:21:16 > 0:21:19absolutely nothing.
0:21:19 > 0:21:20L-A-P.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Loud and proud!
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Loud and pathetic.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27- So get out. - That's rich coming from you.
0:21:27 > 0:21:32- It is, isn't it?- Yeah!- Noisy boys. - Loud and proud!
0:21:32 > 0:21:34L-A-P.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37It's time for the final exam with the professor,
0:21:37 > 0:21:41world famous inventor of the silent banger and the crunchless crisp.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44Will his lab full of noise-creating contraptions
0:21:44 > 0:21:47confound our team's graduation?
0:21:47 > 0:21:51(GERMAN ACCENT) Well, hello, my little noise pumpkins.
0:21:51 > 0:21:55Welcome to the final examination here in the laboratory.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58I am the Professor and today, with the help from my assistant,
0:21:58 > 0:22:01Herr Helmut, Science Pilot.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04Look, it's a hairy octopus. ATTACK! Get off me, you fool!
0:22:04 > 0:22:05Not in front of the vict...
0:22:05 > 0:22:06The children.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09What will happen today in your final examination is
0:22:09 > 0:22:13I will pit you against the power of my silent laboratory
0:22:13 > 0:22:16and some of my latest, greatest inventions.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18But if you make three of the bad, bad noises,
0:22:18 > 0:22:21you will fail and we will squish you like a science rhino boom!
0:22:21 > 0:22:25Hah! But if you manage to keep quiet,
0:22:25 > 0:22:28unlikely, I know, you will graduate.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31And you will win the elusive Golden Gobstopper.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33- Are you ready to begin? ALL:- Yes!
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Professor is determined to keep that precious Golden Gobstopper
0:22:36 > 0:22:39out of their hands. Hold on tight, it's going to get gungy!
0:22:39 > 0:22:43We will commence in drei,
0:22:43 > 0:22:44zwei,
0:22:44 > 0:22:46eins!
0:22:46 > 0:22:49LIGHTNING CRACKS
0:22:49 > 0:22:52I'm scared, I do the bum potato.
0:22:52 > 0:22:56Not again! Right. Who's first, who is first?
0:22:56 > 0:22:58Look at that. They're a plucky bunch,
0:22:58 > 0:23:00but can they stay silent through the splat?
0:23:00 > 0:23:02I think the first one is...
0:23:02 > 0:23:05- it's you.- Mohammed is first.
0:23:05 > 0:23:09This is my animal pie. It is filled with
0:23:09 > 0:23:13some wonderful ingredients like giraffe sick
0:23:13 > 0:23:16and pigeon juice and panda doo-doo.
0:23:16 > 0:23:20It's so tasty, would you like some? Would you like some?
0:23:20 > 0:23:22STIFLED LAUGHTER
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Oh, is that Khadejah laughing?
0:23:26 > 0:23:31- Who do we have next? You, my friend. - Next, it's Kane.
0:23:31 > 0:23:35Perhaps my greatest, latest invention
0:23:35 > 0:23:37my beauty claw.
0:23:37 > 0:23:41What we do is I can give you a makeover from 100 miles away.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Are you ready? We shall begin now!
0:23:44 > 0:23:48Ah, the claw is going crazy, it is going crazy!
0:23:48 > 0:23:51Aargh!
0:23:51 > 0:23:55Shut it off, Helmut, shut it off! You broke my claw!
0:23:55 > 0:23:57No reaction to the blue gunge. Well played!
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Who's next? You, I fear.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03Now it's Jake.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Look, it is my colour flute.
0:24:05 > 0:24:10What happens is I blow the flute and you can see wonderful colours. Ready?
0:24:10 > 0:24:12HE BLOWS
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Oh, of course, you can't hear it.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17I haven't put on your headphones.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20Here we go. And the other one.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23Lovely. Oh, you couldn't hear it,
0:24:23 > 0:24:26it has something stuck in the end.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Oh, he's been cheeky in the past
0:24:30 > 0:24:32but he's keeping it quiet now.
0:24:32 > 0:24:36- But for you I have something very special.- Finally, Khadejah.
0:24:36 > 0:24:40One of my latest and greatest inventions.
0:24:40 > 0:24:41It is the silence laser.
0:24:41 > 0:24:45It can protect you from miles around. So you will get nothing round you.
0:24:45 > 0:24:49Are you ready? Here we go. It shall protect you go!
0:24:51 > 0:24:55Oh, oh, I'm so sorry!
0:24:55 > 0:24:58Definitely some, huh, giggling there.
0:24:58 > 0:25:02We try again the silence shoot laser. Go!
0:25:04 > 0:25:08Oh, so sorry, it must be malfunctioning. Don't worry,
0:25:08 > 0:25:10my latest and greatest invention,
0:25:10 > 0:25:13my clean machine, it can clean you all up.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16If I know the Professor, this is not the clean machine.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19Remember, three noises and they go home empty-handed.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21We're into the final 30 seconds now.
0:25:21 > 0:25:25- Can they survive without setting off the Gobstop 3000?- It's all right.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28The machine is malfunctioning. I believe it is empty now.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Good, good, good.
0:25:31 > 0:25:32Ah!
0:25:32 > 0:25:36Oh, the professor playing fast and loose with this team.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39And his gunge trickle has got a groan from Jake.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Eh-hee!
0:25:43 > 0:25:46It's raining gunge with seconds to go
0:25:46 > 0:25:48- and they can't stop their titters now.- Stop the machine.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Right, that's it, the time is up.
0:25:50 > 0:25:54- Your silence test is over!- Yeah!
0:25:56 > 0:25:59Well, my little sniggering sheepies,
0:25:59 > 0:26:01how do you think you did in your final examination?
0:26:01 > 0:26:05- Pass.- Pass.- And parrots might fly. Parrots do fly.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08You don't make any sense. You don't make any sense.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Your mother doesn't make sense. Quiet! Right.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12THEY LAUGH
0:26:12 > 0:26:15Well, it is not up to me, it is up to the beautiful
0:26:15 > 0:26:18Fraulein Gobstop to see if you will win or not. Let us see.
0:26:18 > 0:26:19Fraulein Gobstop!
0:26:19 > 0:26:22They failed two classes and passed one,
0:26:22 > 0:26:24so with the prize and the Golden Gobstopper at stake,
0:26:24 > 0:26:27will they pass the final exam and graduate?
0:26:27 > 0:26:32Ah, Fraulein Gobstop, how did my noisy little vossels do?
0:26:32 > 0:26:36Well, the Gobstop 3000 has spoken.
0:26:39 > 0:26:40You...
0:26:42 > 0:26:43will...
0:26:45 > 0:26:47- ..be expelled!- Ahaa!
0:26:47 > 0:26:50A disaster for the team from Manchester.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53They've failed the final test, been expelled and lost
0:26:53 > 0:26:55their only prize
0:26:55 > 0:26:58and the Golden Gobstopper. Just how did that happen?
0:26:58 > 0:27:01Despite the professor throwing everything at them,
0:27:01 > 0:27:03- they started off really well. - It is going crazy.
0:27:03 > 0:27:08But then the silence laser got a giggle out of Khadejah.
0:27:08 > 0:27:12And when the gunge struck Jake,
0:27:12 > 0:27:16there was a flood of squawks, squeaks and groans.
0:27:16 > 0:27:20The prof spotted their weak spot and went for it.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22He's a professional at extracting noise,
0:27:22 > 0:27:25and these kids just didn't stand a chance.
0:27:26 > 0:27:30Your noises made my Gobstop 3000 look like a Christmas tree.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32THEY LAUGH
0:27:32 > 0:27:36It's nothing to be proud of. You go home empty-handed.
0:27:36 > 0:27:40- Get out.- Off you go.- Now! - Hit the road. That's it!
0:27:40 > 0:27:44GENERAL HUBBUB
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