0:00:02 > 0:00:05Welcome to the School of Silence, where the noisiest children
0:00:05 > 0:00:09in the country are sent to prove they can keep quiet.
0:00:09 > 0:00:13We're about to meet four new arrivals
0:00:13 > 0:00:16but can they keep quiet for just one day?
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Oh, I doubt it.
0:00:19 > 0:00:20Ssssh!
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Sssshhh!
0:00:35 > 0:00:36HE GULPS
0:00:36 > 0:00:40SCHOOLBELL RINGS, CHILDREN SCREAM EXCITEDLY
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Here's how the day works.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53The new pupils have three challenging classes to prove
0:00:53 > 0:00:56they can be silent, followed by the final exam,
0:00:56 > 0:01:00which will determine whether they graduate or will be expelled.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04If I think they managed to stay quiet enough to pass a class...
0:01:08 > 0:01:12..then they'll bank a prize from my confiscation cupboard.
0:01:12 > 0:01:16But if I think they're being too noisy...
0:01:16 > 0:01:17- Oh! - HE LAUGHS
0:01:17 > 0:01:19- Aah! - HE SCREAMS
0:01:19 > 0:01:24..they will get nothing. And I will know about it, thanks to this device,
0:01:24 > 0:01:30the Gobstop 3000, the very latest in noise monitoring technology.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34If they pass the final exam, they will take all the prizes
0:01:34 > 0:01:37they've banked and receive the ultimate reward,
0:01:37 > 0:01:39the Golden Gobstopper.
0:01:41 > 0:01:46However, if they failed to keep THAT shut, I will have no choice
0:01:46 > 0:01:50but to expel them and they will go home with absolutely nothing.
0:01:50 > 0:01:56This noisy crowd is from Cardiff and their noise levels are monitored
0:01:56 > 0:01:59by deputy head, Mr Gross, who has his work cut out today
0:01:59 > 0:02:02as head teacher Miss Gobstop is off sick.
0:02:02 > 0:02:07- So he's in charge. Good luck, Mr Gross! Good luck, pupils. - PUPILS SCREAM
0:02:07 > 0:02:10You, step forward! Name?!
0:02:10 > 0:02:12- Rory!- Rory, Rory, my goodness.
0:02:14 > 0:02:18Rory's favourite noise is the bell at the end of the day.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21His least favourite is the bell at the start of the day.
0:02:21 > 0:02:28- You, step forward! Name!- Ellaaaaaaaaaaa!
0:02:28 > 0:02:33Ella loves it when her dog howls at people playing the harmonica.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Everyone's a critic is days. Next!
0:02:35 > 0:02:39Right, you, step forward. Name!
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Jamiiiiiiiiiiiiil!
0:02:42 > 0:02:44So high-pitched.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Jamil loves banging pots with a stick.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50He'll be out of the frying pan and into the fire today.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54I'm too old for this, you know, too old.
0:02:54 > 0:02:58- You, step forward. Name!- Dania!
0:02:58 > 0:03:03Dania once burped really loudly when singing in the choir.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Thankfully, she was in tune.
0:03:05 > 0:03:09Enough, enough! Get out! Get them out, quick.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Go, go!
0:03:11 > 0:03:13PUPILS SCREAM
0:03:15 > 0:03:17It's time for classes to begin.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20The first lesson, General Studies with Mr Gross.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23He's bad enough when he's not in charge,
0:03:23 > 0:03:26so goodness knows what'll happen to the pupils
0:03:26 > 0:03:29with him running the school for the day.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33Who's the top dog? Who's the big...cheese?
0:03:33 > 0:03:36A Stilton, hopefully. KNOCK ON DOOR
0:03:36 > 0:03:40Oh. Come in. Oh, my goodness.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Sit down, quickly. Shut the door behind you, child.
0:03:45 > 0:03:49- My goodness!- Yeah! - Could you shut it any louder?!
0:03:49 > 0:03:56Miss Gobstop is ill today, so that means the deputy head is in charge.
0:03:56 > 0:04:03And that is me, yours truly, Mr Gross. Yeah, hard cheese, sunshine.
0:04:03 > 0:04:08Remember, we're monitoring you at all times through your microphones,
0:04:08 > 0:04:13on the Gobstop 3000, so we know if you're being noisy or not.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15- Ella?- Why are your clothes so ugly?
0:04:15 > 0:04:18They're like the 1970s.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22Well, interestingly, that's when they were purchased.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26- Right, it's time for your first silent test.- Yes, sir.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30This test is all about insects.
0:04:31 > 0:04:35Insects, unlike people, never let you down.
0:04:35 > 0:04:40It's very true. But some people are afraid of insects.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Don't know why - it's irrational.
0:04:43 > 0:04:48Fear is the enemy of silence.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52Right, your silent test begins...
0:04:52 > 0:04:53now!
0:04:56 > 0:04:59Hurrah, the creepy-crawlies are back!
0:04:59 > 0:05:03The pupils must each quietly face two boxes of the wrigglers,
0:05:03 > 0:05:06and their team-mates must keep quiet too.
0:05:06 > 0:05:11Box number one, everyone's favourite, the earthworms.
0:05:11 > 0:05:12Coming right atcha, Rory.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21- Aah! Oh!- Oh, Rory, squealing already.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24That's set the Gobstop 3000 off.
0:05:26 > 0:05:31Ella's trying to keep the boys quiet, and succeeding.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37And the Gobstop 3000 calms back down.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42What's in the next box for Jamil?
0:05:42 > 0:05:48Ooh! It's some juicy-looking maggots. Perfect for Mr Gross's tea.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55In they go. Good pouring action.
0:05:55 > 0:06:00Some silent screaming from the girls, but Jamil's keeping cool
0:06:00 > 0:06:02and more importantly, quiet.
0:06:02 > 0:06:06Can the pupils keep it up for box number three?
0:06:06 > 0:06:12It's Rory's turn again. Oh, Dania giving him a helping hand.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Oh, it's beetles.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Ella's grossed out. How about Rory?
0:06:26 > 0:06:29There's a gasp from Rory, but was it too loud for Mr Gross?
0:06:31 > 0:06:33HE GIGGLES QUIETLY
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Oh, the Gobstop 3000 does not like that.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42But Dania's on hand to keep him quiet.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46What's in the final box for Jamil?
0:06:47 > 0:06:52Well, the girls are obviously not fans of whatever is in there.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59Oh, great stuff, it's crickets.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Jamil's not bowled over by them though.
0:07:04 > 0:07:09Jamil holding back his hand, also holding his tongue.
0:07:09 > 0:07:14- Have these last-minute skills helped them pass?- The test is over.
0:07:14 > 0:07:18That was absolutely revolting. You're revolting.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21I'm not revolting! These have got feelings too, you know.
0:07:21 > 0:07:26How have they got on? Is this their first pass at a banked prize?
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Even though insects are very friendly,
0:07:29 > 0:07:34they're also quite dirty, so remember to wash your hands afterwards, OK?
0:07:34 > 0:07:40Right, it's time to find out how you did in your silent test.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Mr Gross, filling in for Miss Gobstop.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46He needs to hightail it to her office.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51He's checking how many noises registered
0:07:51 > 0:07:57on the Gobstop 3000 and whether the class from Cardiff passed or failed.
0:07:57 > 0:08:05Attention, attention! This is the deputy head speaking, Mr Gross.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Rory is a squeaker.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Dania is a gasper.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Ella is a giggler.
0:08:20 > 0:08:24- But Jamil seemed to keep his cool. - Yeeeeaaaaah!
0:08:29 > 0:08:34- Class...- Here comes the results. Have the team banked a prize?
0:08:34 > 0:08:39..astoundingly, passed. ALL: YEAH!
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Get out of my class.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Go on. Good riddance.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Shut the door on your way out.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05- We won, we won!- We won, we won!
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Oh, it was hard.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11- They had maggots all over their hands.- It was gross.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15- It was the most disgusting game. - I felt really sorry for them.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17It's named after Mr Gross.
0:09:17 > 0:09:21THEY SCREAM
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Hi five, up top. Slip down!
0:09:25 > 0:09:30'Attention, attention. Would the caretaker come
0:09:30 > 0:09:34'to Miss Gobstop's office immediately, with some air freshener?
0:09:34 > 0:09:36HE BURPS
0:09:38 > 0:09:42Actually, don't worry, that's lovely.
0:09:42 > 0:09:46Eurgh! It's time for class two, geography with Miss Adventure.
0:09:46 > 0:09:47She sailed the seven seas
0:09:47 > 0:09:50but was shipwrecked at the School of Silence.
0:09:50 > 0:09:55Can our pupils sail through her class and bank another prize?
0:09:58 > 0:10:03Come in, young explorers. Come in. Lovely. Take a seat.
0:10:03 > 0:10:07- Hello, I am Miss Adventure. - What's up with the braces?
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Yes, it's part of the... Salute, everyone!
0:10:10 > 0:10:14Salute me, I am Miss Adventure, geography teacher.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16I'm here to set you silent tests.
0:10:16 > 0:10:20What is it, Ella? You've had your hand up very politely?
0:10:20 > 0:10:24- I'm taller than you.- So, um...
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Remember, Mr Gross is listening.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30If you're silent, you might win a prize.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32If you're not, you won't.
0:10:32 > 0:10:36I think the silent test I've got for you is marvellous.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39I think it'll beat you. You think you'll stay silent?
0:10:39 > 0:10:40ALL: Yeah!
0:10:40 > 0:10:44Well, we're going to start my first silence test.
0:10:44 > 0:10:48Every adventurer needs to know how to ride a camel.
0:10:48 > 0:10:54Be prepared for the camels. Now don't be frightened, camels. Oh, oh...
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Hello, camels.
0:10:56 > 0:11:00It's very important, don't touch the camels yet.
0:11:00 > 0:11:05They're easily frightened. If there's any noise at all,
0:11:05 > 0:11:10they become quite upset and are known to buck off their passengers.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14There're also distracted by ice cream, food and tap dancing,
0:11:14 > 0:11:17some of which may appear here.
0:11:17 > 0:11:21So your test is to travel, one by one, on the back of these camels
0:11:21 > 0:11:24from one side to the other in silence. Think you can do it?
0:11:24 > 0:11:27- ALL: Yeah. - I think it'll beat you.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30First to get the hump are Dania and Rory.
0:11:30 > 0:11:35They have to stay on the camels for 30 silent seconds,
0:11:35 > 0:11:39but Miss Adventure's distractions won't make it easy.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43Not yet, not yet. Let the silence test commence.
0:11:45 > 0:11:50So, will our team from Cardiff be able to stay calm on the camels
0:11:50 > 0:11:52and earn their second prize?
0:11:54 > 0:11:58Oh, the camels have bucked both riders. They didn't like the noise
0:11:58 > 0:12:01- and neither will the Gobstop 3000. - DANIA LAUGHS
0:12:01 > 0:12:04Oh, more noise from Dania there.
0:12:08 > 0:12:13Dania is down again, and the Gobstop 3000 is picking her up.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16- Right, swap riders. - Not the quietest of starts.
0:12:16 > 0:12:22Can Jamil and Ella do any better on the sounds of silence?
0:12:22 > 0:12:27Your silence test recommences in five, four, three, two, one...
0:12:30 > 0:12:36Ella loses her grip early on but the silence is holding so far.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40Oh, spoke too soon. Jamil's lighting up the Gobstop 3000.
0:12:41 > 0:12:48Now Jamil is back on and trying to resist the camel capers.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51- HE SNIGGERS - Oh, but he's down and sniggering again.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54And there goes the Gobstop 3000.
0:12:55 > 0:12:59There's even more noise in the final seconds.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02- Silence test is over. - Here come the results.
0:13:02 > 0:13:07- Is it going to be a pass or a fail? - Well, your silence test is over.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10I personally think it defeated you.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14I think you were rather noisy during my little camel test,
0:13:14 > 0:13:18but it's not up to me, it's up to the deputy headmaster.
0:13:18 > 0:13:22Let's see what he thinks of your performance.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25- Who cares about Mr Gross? - Attention, attention!
0:13:25 > 0:13:29This is your deputy headmaster, Mr Gross.
0:13:29 > 0:13:37Jamil and Dania both proved they can't be quiet on a camel.
0:13:41 > 0:13:47- Class...- Is it going to be the pupils' second banked prize?
0:13:47 > 0:13:49..failed!
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Never mind. What a shame. I've had enough.
0:13:56 > 0:14:01Out you go, children, get out. Out.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04- A shame!- Thank you very much indeed.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09THEY TALK OVER ONE ANOTHER
0:14:09 > 0:14:12We're going to pass the next one!
0:14:12 > 0:14:17We'll see. Meanwhile, in the school's hamster cage...
0:14:17 > 0:14:22I was playing tennis when I accidentally split the atom. Bang!
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Literally. OK, June, let's play a game.
0:14:25 > 0:14:30The next hamster to speak is an utter doughnut.
0:14:33 > 0:14:38- I said... Oh, no, it was me! Hahaha!- Oh, Hammy...
0:14:38 > 0:14:42Halfway through the day. Time for class three with Mr Les Prance,
0:14:42 > 0:14:45a theatrical legend in his own lunchtime,
0:14:45 > 0:14:49but can our students stay quiet in his class?
0:14:49 > 0:14:51With one pass and one fail already,
0:14:51 > 0:14:55- how will the pupils get on with the next test? - KNOCK ON DOOR
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Enter!
0:14:57 > 0:15:02Ah, come in, come in, take a seat. Take a seat, take a seat.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05I am Les Prance, your performance art teacher,
0:15:05 > 0:15:08and here in the theatre of silence,
0:15:08 > 0:15:12I'm going to be testing you to prove that you cannot keep quiet.
0:15:12 > 0:15:16Now I understand that you passed your first class
0:15:16 > 0:15:20but you failed your last class, is that correct?
0:15:20 > 0:15:24What happened there? Who made noise in the last class?
0:15:24 > 0:15:29- Well, me and Jamil, but... - You and Jamil? But, but?- But!
0:15:29 > 0:15:33- We didn't giggle much, only once. - But remember,
0:15:33 > 0:15:35- you are working as a TEAM.- As a TEAM.
0:15:35 > 0:15:41Remember, as a TEAM, and so therefore if one fails, you all fail.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44We aaaaaall fail!
0:15:44 > 0:15:51Everything that you say will be heard by our deputy headmaster, Mr Gross.
0:15:51 > 0:15:56- He will be listening to every single sound you make.- Hello!
0:15:56 > 0:15:59It is now time for my silent test.
0:15:59 > 0:16:03First of all, I want to say I love the hair.
0:16:03 > 0:16:08Now, remember, as a performer, you must be prepared to handle anything
0:16:08 > 0:16:11that the audience throws at you.
0:16:11 > 0:16:15- In this case, it's rotten tomatoes. - Rotten tomatoes.- Exactly.
0:16:15 > 0:16:20You must protect yourself and also your fellow cast members.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22We're going to pass this class.
0:16:22 > 0:16:27You think so? Ha ha, we shall see! I would like to start with Dania.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30The pupils must take it in turns to bat away
0:16:30 > 0:16:33the pretend rotten tomatoes Mr Prance lobs at them
0:16:33 > 0:16:36and the whole team must stay silent.
0:16:36 > 0:16:41- Are you ready?- Yeah.- Then the silent test begins now.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Action.
0:16:43 > 0:16:48First up is Dania. Missed that one but, oh, there's the smash.
0:16:48 > 0:16:52Let's see that again. Ah, yeah, great overhead technique.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54It's raining tomatoes.
0:16:54 > 0:17:00Rory is up next and the score is tied at deuce, tomato juice!
0:17:00 > 0:17:05Rory's having a smashing time now. That's worth another look.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08He's covered in the red stuff, and so are the rest of the team.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11But they stay silent. Well done.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Ella is up next.
0:17:15 > 0:17:21She's missed a few tomatoes now. She needs to ketchup. Ketchup!
0:17:21 > 0:17:24Oh, saucy. She's been tomatoed and she knows it.
0:17:24 > 0:17:28But Ella's kept it quiet and so did the team. Outstanding work.
0:17:28 > 0:17:32- 20 seconds to go, now it's Jamil. - Quickly, quickly!
0:17:32 > 0:17:36What's he doing? He might have talked the team into a fail.
0:17:38 > 0:17:42Oh, he's hitting these tomatoes like a professional.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46And there's the team facing the sauce in silence.
0:17:46 > 0:17:50And your silent test is complete. Cut!
0:17:50 > 0:17:54So, did our class pass or fail? Let's hear the results.
0:17:54 > 0:18:01After that performance I can let you all know that I was magnificent.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04You, however, were the noisiest bunch
0:18:04 > 0:18:08I've had the misfortune of encountering in a long time.
0:18:08 > 0:18:12The decision's not up to me, but Mr Gross, our deputy headmaster.
0:18:12 > 0:18:17- He's been listening to every sound that you made.- 'Attention, Attention.
0:18:17 > 0:18:22This is your deputy headmaster, Mr Gross.
0:18:22 > 0:18:29Dania, Ella and Rory were exceptionally quiet.
0:18:31 > 0:18:35But Jamil was whispering.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37(Quickly, quickly.)
0:18:37 > 0:18:43- Class...- Is it going to be another prize or a fail?
0:18:43 > 0:18:45- ..Passed! - ALL: YEAH!
0:18:45 > 0:18:49- PUPILS SCREAM - In your face!
0:18:49 > 0:18:53Can the new pupils report to my,
0:18:53 > 0:18:56I mean, Miss Gobstop's office, immediately!
0:18:56 > 0:19:00Right, go to Miss Gobstop's. Class dismissed!
0:19:00 > 0:19:03The pupils are off to see Mr Gross,
0:19:03 > 0:19:08to get their report before the final exam.
0:19:08 > 0:19:12Ah, do you know what, I could get used to this. The big time.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15PUPILS SCREAM
0:19:15 > 0:19:19Come in, come in. Quietly!
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Quietly! Shush!
0:19:22 > 0:19:27My goodness, you really are the noisiest children on earth.
0:19:27 > 0:19:31Now you've been put through some of the School of Silence's
0:19:31 > 0:19:35toughest tests but how have you done?
0:19:35 > 0:19:39Rory, you began the day squealing like a piglet.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42- I doubt that very, very much. - It's true.
0:19:45 > 0:19:51But you improved. Jamil, you were quite the opposite.
0:19:51 > 0:19:56You got noisier and noisier as the day went on.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Don't look so pleased with yourself!
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Dania, your gasp is quite ghastly.
0:20:07 > 0:20:12Ella, you giggled constantly. But you do it quietly.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21Of the three classes you've taken today, you've passed two.
0:20:21 > 0:20:25So that means that you've got two prizes in the bank
0:20:25 > 0:20:30but before you think about getting your noisy little hands on those,
0:20:30 > 0:20:35you've got to pass the final exam in the Professor's science lab.
0:20:35 > 0:20:39If you're silent throughout the final exam, you'll graduate
0:20:39 > 0:20:42and you can leave with all your lovely prizes
0:20:42 > 0:20:46and the coveted Golden Gobstopper.
0:20:46 > 0:20:52But if you make three noises in the final exam,
0:20:52 > 0:20:55you'll fail and leave with nothing.
0:20:55 > 0:20:59- Now get out of Miss Gobstop's office. Scram!- Yeah, scram!
0:20:59 > 0:21:03- Well, we'll see, won't we?! - Well, we'll see, won't we!
0:21:03 > 0:21:07- You'll come to grief! - YOU'LL come to grief!
0:21:07 > 0:21:10- No, YOU'LL come to grief!- Out!
0:21:10 > 0:21:12PUPILS WHOOP
0:21:12 > 0:21:13You're going to lose!
0:21:15 > 0:21:18It's crunch time, the final exam with the Professor.
0:21:18 > 0:21:22His fiendish experiments are all that's standing
0:21:22 > 0:21:25between our Welsh wonders and graduation.
0:21:28 > 0:21:32- Hello, children.- Hello. - I am ze Professor.
0:21:32 > 0:21:37And today, with the help of my assistant, Herr Helmut... Ja voll!
0:21:37 > 0:21:42..and the latest in silence science, we will be testing. Experimenting!
0:21:42 > 0:21:46..we will be experimenting to see if you have learned ze quiet, ja?
0:21:46 > 0:21:49So, your final examination?
0:21:49 > 0:21:52If you make any of the bad, bad noises, three of them,
0:21:52 > 0:21:56you will be expelled from the School of Silence.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00But if you manage to keep it ze quiet, you will graduate.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03And win all of the School of Silence's amazing prizes.
0:22:03 > 0:22:07But you will not do this. You will all fail.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09- Want to bet?- No, we won't!
0:22:09 > 0:22:13Herr Gross will be listening in on the Gobstop 3000.
0:22:13 > 0:22:17- Are you ready to commence with the final examination?- Ja!
0:22:17 > 0:22:21He's determined to keep the Gobstopper out of their hands.
0:22:21 > 0:22:22Do your worst!
0:22:22 > 0:22:28We shall commence in drei, zwei, eins!
0:22:28 > 0:22:31THUNDERCLAP
0:22:31 > 0:22:35Aaaaah-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaa! Now it begins. Mm-mm-mm!
0:22:35 > 0:22:37That is science.
0:22:37 > 0:22:41Right, what do we have first? Oh, this is very special.
0:22:41 > 0:22:47- This here's for you.- First up is Ella.- This is a Martian brain.
0:22:47 > 0:22:51If you get very close, it can read your mind.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Can you hear the alien mind? Can you?
0:22:53 > 0:22:57What about now, can you hear it now?
0:22:57 > 0:22:58Anything at all? Hmm?
0:22:58 > 0:23:02Are you making any little noises? I can hear you.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Oh, was that Jamil breaking the silence?
0:23:05 > 0:23:09Right, I think we will go for you. Where is it? Aha.
0:23:09 > 0:23:14It is Helmut. He can read minds, you know.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16Next, it's Dania.
0:23:16 > 0:23:22Look deep into his eyes. Look deep into his eyes. I can see you.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25Do you hear me? I read your mind!
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Bleeeeuggh!
0:23:30 > 0:23:35Oh, my! Oh! That's quite a cold, Helmut.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38Rory's doing well to hold the laughs in.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41Right, we move on to the next.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Now it's Jamil.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46Perhaps the greatest of my inventions.
0:23:46 > 0:23:52The invisible paint. Oh, yes. The invisible paint.
0:23:54 > 0:23:59Ha! It's a success. It is a success, Helmut! Ze invisible paint works!
0:23:59 > 0:24:05Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! We will try it again. Look, there, it works.
0:24:05 > 0:24:09The Professor, of course, using play paint. Don't try this at home.
0:24:09 > 0:24:13You have broken my invisible paint! I get you!
0:24:13 > 0:24:15No, Helmut, no, no!
0:24:15 > 0:24:19- Oh, I think that was a cheeky chuckle.- But now it comes to you.
0:24:19 > 0:24:25- Rory is last up.- Perhaps the smelliest substance known to man.
0:24:25 > 0:24:32It is one of Herr Gross's socks. It is the smelliest thing in the world.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35You want a go? What do you think of that? You like it?
0:24:35 > 0:24:40Perhaps we make a smelly hat for you, something you can wear to parties.
0:24:40 > 0:24:44It's a scarf. Do you like that? Oh, what was that? Did I hear something?
0:24:44 > 0:24:49Uh-oh, the dreaded sock bringing out Rory's sniggers.
0:24:49 > 0:24:54You want to take a little bite? I'll leave it here for you to take home.
0:24:54 > 0:24:58What's wrong, Helmut? Ze sock, it makes me so ill!
0:24:58 > 0:25:00HELMUT RETCHES
0:25:00 > 0:25:04Don't be sick in the lab, Helmut! We can't get the floor dirty!
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Bleurghhh!
0:25:07 > 0:25:12Oh, I'm so sorry. I forgot, this tube is connected to the machine.
0:25:12 > 0:25:19Don't worry, I can clean it for you. Here we go. We clean you off now.
0:25:20 > 0:25:25Oh, I'm so sorry. Ze machine, it is mixed up. I adjust it.
0:25:25 > 0:25:30I clean you. We don't want you leaving the laboratory dirty.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32Ah, it's this one here.
0:25:32 > 0:25:37Oh, I'm so sorry. The machine, it is crazy.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Just 20 seconds to go.
0:25:39 > 0:25:43- Time for the final gunge-athon. - Right, we'll try one more time.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Let me try this.
0:25:48 > 0:25:56Oh, no, it's fine, I can fix this. It'll be OK. There we are.
0:25:56 > 0:26:03- Your silent test is over. - YEAH! My beautiful hair!
0:26:04 > 0:26:09Well, meine kinder, did you squeak, did you squawk? I think you did.
0:26:09 > 0:26:14If it was up to me, you'd fail and leave with nothing.
0:26:14 > 0:26:17But it's not up to me. Only Herr Gross as the power to say
0:26:17 > 0:26:20if you've passed the examination
0:26:20 > 0:26:23and will leave the School with the fantastic prizes.
0:26:23 > 0:26:27- Meine glorious Herr Gross? - The team passed two classes
0:26:27 > 0:26:31and failed one. With two prizes and the Gobstopper at stake
0:26:31 > 0:26:35- will they pass the final exam and graduate?- Hello.
0:26:35 > 0:26:40I have the final result from the Gobstop 3000.
0:26:42 > 0:26:43And...
0:26:45 > 0:26:48..I'm pleased to say...
0:26:50 > 0:26:55- ..you've failed.- Oh, it's a calamity for the team from Cardiff.
0:26:55 > 0:26:59They've failed the final test and lost everything.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01How did that happen?
0:27:04 > 0:27:07The Professor threw everything at them.
0:27:07 > 0:27:10The pie produced a peep from Ella,
0:27:10 > 0:27:14Rory couldn't stop a snigger at the sweaty sock,
0:27:14 > 0:27:18and the play paint provoked chuckles from Jamil.
0:27:18 > 0:27:22With three strikes on the Gobstop 3000, they failed the exam
0:27:22 > 0:27:24and go home empty-handed.
0:27:24 > 0:27:28I'm not surprised, you noisy bunch! You're expelled.
0:27:28 > 0:27:31- Get out!- How dare you?!- Away you go!
0:27:31 > 0:27:33Be off with you, you noisy bunch!
0:27:33 > 0:27:37ALL SHOUT OVER ONE ANOTHER
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