0:00:02 > 0:00:03Welcome to the School Of Silence.
0:00:03 > 0:00:05This is where the noisiest children
0:00:05 > 0:00:08are sent to prove they can keep quiet.
0:00:08 > 0:00:10HE SCREAMS
0:00:10 > 0:00:12We are about to meet four new arrivals,
0:00:12 > 0:00:16but can they keep quiet for just one day?
0:00:16 > 0:00:18I doubt it.
0:00:18 > 0:00:20Shh.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Shh.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39BELL RINGS
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Here's how the day works -
0:00:49 > 0:00:54the new pupils have three challenging classes to prove they can be silent.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57Followed by the final exam which will determine
0:00:57 > 0:01:00whether they graduate or are expelled.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04If I think the pupils managed to stay quiet enough to pass a class...
0:01:08 > 0:01:11..they will bank a prize from my confiscation cupboard.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14If I think they are being too noisy...
0:01:14 > 0:01:17SCREAMING
0:01:17 > 0:01:19LAUGHTER
0:01:19 > 0:01:24..They will get nothing and I will know about it thanks to this device,
0:01:24 > 0:01:26the Gobstop 3000.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30The very latest in noise monitoring technology.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34If they pass the final exam, they will take all the prizes they have
0:01:34 > 0:01:41banked and receive the ultimate reward, the Golden Gobstopper.
0:01:41 > 0:01:46However, if they fail to keep that shut, I will have no choice
0:01:46 > 0:01:50but to expel them and they will go home with absolutely nothing.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54This loud Leeds lot are having their noise levels
0:01:54 > 0:01:58monitored by headteacher Miss Gobstop and form tutor Mr Gross.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00If this demonstration is anything to go by,
0:02:00 > 0:02:04this is going to be one noisy day.
0:02:04 > 0:02:05You, step forward!
0:02:05 > 0:02:09- Name?- ADAM!
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Adam loves martial arts and the roar of the crowd at football matches.
0:02:12 > 0:02:17He says he is most proud of the time he burped so loudly, it echoed.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Hmm, nice.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23- You, step forward. Name?- SALMAN!
0:02:23 > 0:02:27Keen golfer Salman wants to be a teacher when he's older
0:02:27 > 0:02:30and loves playing his recorder really loudly.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Will his performance today hit the right note?
0:02:33 > 0:02:34You, step forward. Name?
0:02:34 > 0:02:38PARIS-MARIE!
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Paris-Marie wants to be a builder when she's older,
0:02:41 > 0:02:44but can she build a foundation of silence today
0:02:44 > 0:02:46and keep Miss Gobstop from barking at her?
0:02:46 > 0:02:49You, step forward. Name?
0:02:49 > 0:02:52UPINDER!
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Upinder loves singing and dancing.
0:02:55 > 0:03:00The noise he hates most in the whole world is snoring.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02No chance of any shut-eye with this noisy lot.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Get them out. Get out!
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Time for classes to begin.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14First lesson of the day is general studies with Mr Gross.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18Mr Gross loves nothing more than complete and utter silence.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Well, that and biting his own toenails.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Passing his class today will be no mean feat.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Ah, a gooey egg sandwich, Mr Gross's favourite.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30KNOCK AT DOOR
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Come in!
0:03:32 > 0:03:41Sit down. Shut the door, please, Adam. Quietly!
0:03:41 > 0:03:45Bogey surprise.
0:03:45 > 0:03:46That looks nice.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50I've got a bit on my face, haven't I?
0:03:50 > 0:03:52ALL: Yeah.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54- It's an improvement.- All gone?
0:03:54 > 0:03:56ALL: Yeah.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Good. I am your general studies teacher Mr Gross.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02You are here to prove you can be silent
0:04:02 > 0:04:08because you're the noisiest kids around, aren't you?
0:04:08 > 0:04:10That's right!
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Exactly. I, personally, don't think you can do it.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14What do you think, Adam?
0:04:14 > 0:04:18- I'll prove you wrong. - I like your spirit.
0:04:18 > 0:04:19Upinder, what do you think?
0:04:19 > 0:04:22We are going to win, bogey brain.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24You had to insult me as well as answer the question, didn't you?
0:04:26 > 0:04:29It turns out that Miss Gobstop is listening on these fluffy
0:04:29 > 0:04:33little microphones to any sound that you might be making
0:04:33 > 0:04:37and she will know if you are being noisy.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40It's time for your first silence test.
0:04:40 > 0:04:49Your first silence test. In these lockers are six pairs.
0:04:49 > 0:04:56It is your job to find the pairs and do it quietly. Clear?
0:04:57 > 0:05:01Your silence test starts...
0:05:01 > 0:05:05now!
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Finding matching objects in these shocking lockers,
0:05:08 > 0:05:09but can they do it quietly?
0:05:09 > 0:05:12They will have to be on their best silent behaviour
0:05:12 > 0:05:15if they want to bank a prize here.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17First up is Upinder.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24HORNS BLARE
0:05:24 > 0:05:27It's the party locker
0:05:27 > 0:05:30and what party would be complete without spray string?
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Upinder managed to keep quiet
0:05:32 > 0:05:36despite the surprise party face being sprung on him.
0:05:40 > 0:05:45Can Upinder find another party in another locker?
0:05:45 > 0:05:49Snow. It's blizzard time.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53Upinder left out in the cold there with that choice.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Next up is music man Salman.
0:05:59 > 0:06:03What delights do the lockers have in store for him?
0:06:03 > 0:06:08A sandwich squirting red sauce and mustard, not exactly a tasty treat.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Great silent work though, Salman.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18Can he find another silent squirting sandwich?
0:06:18 > 0:06:21He can. Another squirting sandwich and that is a pair.
0:06:21 > 0:06:27Paris-Marie is happy and she knows it, but she mustn't clap her hands.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Miss Gobstop looks unhappy.
0:06:29 > 0:06:34It's Paris-Marie's turn next. Can she find a pair?
0:06:34 > 0:06:37She's gone for the party locker again.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Paris may be getting her party face on there
0:06:41 > 0:06:43whether she likes it or not.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47Amazing silent work. Where was that other party locker?
0:06:49 > 0:06:53It's a cheeky monkey locker and it's got Paris-Marie giggling.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58I doubt Miss Gobstop's seeing the funny side.
0:07:00 > 0:07:01SHE GIGGLES
0:07:01 > 0:07:04The last to have a go is Adam.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07A clown face wash.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10It's amazing what you can find in an old school locker.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15No clowning around from Adam. Stealth-like silence.
0:07:16 > 0:07:20Can Adam finish the game by finding the other clown to make a pair?
0:07:20 > 0:07:24No. Cheeky monkey strikes again.
0:07:24 > 0:07:31No amount of monkey business can break Adam's steely silence.
0:07:31 > 0:07:35Your silence test is over.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38CHEERING
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Shh! How do you think you did?
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Better than you can!
0:07:43 > 0:07:49It's not me trying to prove they can pass the School of Silence.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53You made quite a mess, but did you pass the class?
0:07:53 > 0:08:00Only one person can tell us if you passed or if you failed,
0:08:00 > 0:08:03our illustrious headmistress Miss Gobstop.
0:08:03 > 0:08:08Attention! Attention! This is Miss Gobstop.
0:08:08 > 0:08:14Paris-Marie, a little tip. Watch your giggles.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18SHE GIGGLES
0:08:18 > 0:08:23Were they loud enough to set off my Gobstop 3000?
0:08:23 > 0:08:27Will Paris-Marie's giggles have cost the team a prize?
0:08:27 > 0:08:31Passed.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35CHEERING
0:08:35 > 0:08:39You may well be pleased with yourself. I'm more pleased
0:08:39 > 0:08:41because I'm never going to see you again.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Get out of my class.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45CHEERING
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Quietly! Quietly!
0:08:51 > 0:08:54I think I was the one who got most gunged.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Miss Gobstop said that Paris had to watch her giggles
0:08:57 > 0:08:59but I think we did all right.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03As a group, we passed it together and that's the great thing.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06CHEERING
0:09:06 > 0:09:08'Attention! Attention! This is the School of...
0:09:08 > 0:09:10'Excuse me one moment.'
0:09:10 > 0:09:13SPLASHING
0:09:13 > 0:09:17'Oh, dear, it's going everywhere.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21'That's a relief.'
0:09:21 > 0:09:25The swimming pool is closed for repairs. Thank you.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34It's time for our students' second class.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Geography with Miss Adventure.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39Miss Adventure talks to the animals.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43They have no idea what she's saying, but that doesn't stop her.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Can she talk this lot into keeping quiet in class?
0:09:46 > 0:09:49You're the best teacher in the School of Silence.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51I know. You mustn't say that.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55Come in, young explorers. Take a seat.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58That's very noisy already. Sit down.
0:09:58 > 0:10:03Sit down. Welcome. I am Miss Adventure.
0:10:03 > 0:10:07Geography teacher. Welcome to my classroom.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09I understand you passed Mr Gross's class.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11ALL: Yes.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14Do you think you will pass my silence test?
0:10:14 > 0:10:16ALL: Yes!
0:10:16 > 0:10:18What's your tactic?
0:10:18 > 0:10:20We will get our pinkie finger on our lips and turn
0:10:20 > 0:10:26to the person who is making the noise and look at them like this.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Like this?
0:10:28 > 0:10:32Yeah.
0:10:32 > 0:10:36Very good. Let's take my silence test outside.
0:10:36 > 0:10:40Every explorer needs to be surefooted and we're going to see
0:10:40 > 0:10:41whether you are.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43And if you're also very quiet.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46With the aid of my brother and sister,
0:10:46 > 0:10:48you have to make your way across my swamp.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51You must do it as quickly and quietly as possible.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53It will make you dizzy. You must cross this line.
0:10:53 > 0:10:57If you step off the line, you will hear the noises of the jungle.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01Elephant roars. Terrifying, isn't it,
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Paris-Marie? Adam, do you think you will pass it?
0:11:04 > 0:11:08- It's easy.- Easy?! My word!
0:11:08 > 0:11:14- Upinder?- Easy as eating pie. - I had pie for lunch. It was lovely.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17It was a lemon pie and I put on it some chocolate,
0:11:17 > 0:11:21some jammy roll and some ice cream. I'm on a diet.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24We're going to start the silence test. Positions, everybody.
0:11:26 > 0:11:30To make it extra tricky, Miss Adventure's brother will spin
0:11:30 > 0:11:33the pupils round before sending them through the swamp.
0:11:33 > 0:11:37First up is Adam. Paris-Marie is already giggling
0:11:37 > 0:11:41and Salman doing his best to shush her.
0:11:41 > 0:11:42All eyes on Adam.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49He has weaved wonkily through the undergrowth,
0:11:49 > 0:11:52but Adam managed to maintain his spotless silent record.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56Next up is little Miss Giggles Paris-Marie.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03Absolutely astounding effort there.
0:12:03 > 0:12:07Remarkable focus on silently sticking to the swamp path.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Even with the crocodile at her back. Amazing.
0:12:10 > 0:12:11Salman is up.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17And Salman is down.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19His team-mates are trying hard not to crack up,
0:12:19 > 0:12:22but the jungle is going ape.
0:12:22 > 0:12:26It looks like the Gobstop 3000 has not registered the sniggers.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29They might just end this escapade with the banked prize.
0:12:29 > 0:12:33Last up is Upinder.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Woopsie, he's down.
0:12:37 > 0:12:41And he's up. Paris-Marie is losing it.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48A truly adventurous effort there for everyone.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51Have they done enough to bank their second prize?
0:12:51 > 0:12:55Your silence test is over.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57CHEERING
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Salman, how do you think you did?
0:12:59 > 0:13:02I think we did exceptionally well.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05It's not up to me. It's up to Miss Gobstop.
0:13:05 > 0:13:10Attention! Attention! This is Miss Gobstop.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14'I know you're a bunch of cheeky monkeys,
0:13:14 > 0:13:17'but it sounded like the entire zoo was outside my office.
0:13:18 > 0:13:22'Your giggles are being picked up, Paris-Marie.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28'Poor Adam. He was trying to shush you.
0:13:28 > 0:13:32'You should remember to do it quietly.'
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Class...
0:13:36 > 0:13:40Where they silent enough in Miss Adventure's swamp?
0:13:40 > 0:13:42..Passed.
0:13:42 > 0:13:43CHEERING
0:13:45 > 0:13:48I don't believe it. I've had enough. Get out.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51No, actually, we are out. We'll get out.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55CHEERING
0:13:58 > 0:14:03The two loudmouths in this one were Paris and Adam.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06- Me and Salman fell over. - I've been mentioned twice.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Although we fell over 1 million times,
0:14:09 > 0:14:12- me and Salman, we still passed it. - We were proper good though.
0:14:12 > 0:14:17The tactics of the next class, we will try to do that.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20My technique!
0:14:20 > 0:14:22- My technique.- It's mine.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25A proper good technique. Meanwhile, in the school's hamster cage.
0:14:27 > 0:14:33Would you believe it? I discovered Eldorado, the lost city of gold.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Have you heard this one? Knock-knock.
0:14:38 > 0:14:39Knock-knock!
0:14:41 > 0:14:44They must have gone out. Bang!
0:14:44 > 0:14:47They must have gone out. Where you going now?
0:14:49 > 0:14:51It's time for class three with Mr Prance.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54He's spent years keeping audiences utterly silent.
0:14:54 > 0:15:00Can our pupils keep quiet, too and bank another prize?
0:15:00 > 0:15:02KNOCK AT DOOR
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Come in. Come in.
0:15:04 > 0:15:05THEY SING
0:15:05 > 0:15:08Wonderful. Sit down, sit down.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11I am Mr Prance, your performance arts teacher.
0:15:11 > 0:15:17I'll be testing you to prove you cannot remain quiet.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19You have had two classes so far, haven't you?
0:15:19 > 0:15:20ALL: Yes.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22- How have you done?- We passed.- Both?
0:15:22 > 0:15:27Really? What do you think the chances are of you passing my class?
0:15:27 > 0:15:28100% out of 100%.
0:15:28 > 0:15:33Excuse me, I think you'll find I am the Prancinator
0:15:33 > 0:15:40and no-one will be able to get the better of me.
0:15:40 > 0:15:44Your silence test is about to begin.
0:15:44 > 0:15:49This test is all about remaining still and silent.
0:15:49 > 0:15:54This is a staring competition with my assistant issuing
0:15:54 > 0:15:57a cold-water punishment for blinking.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00As ever, Miss Gobstop will be listening
0:16:00 > 0:16:04for any noises as we find the master of face control.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Remember, blink and you'll get it.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09In this silent test,
0:16:09 > 0:16:11the pupils must stare without blinking.
0:16:11 > 0:16:15The first to blink will have water poured down their backs.
0:16:15 > 0:16:19Let's stare off. First up, Paris-Marie and Upinder.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Silence test has begun.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Stare!
0:16:25 > 0:16:28Upinder trying to force a blink with the classic tongue waggle.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31Paris-Marie is right back at him with a vicious tongue poke.
0:16:31 > 0:16:37And he has blinked. Put the water in the pipe.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40Astonishing. Let's see it again.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43An awesome eye volley, and laser-like tongue poke
0:16:43 > 0:16:44and Upinder blinks out.
0:16:46 > 0:16:50Great silent skills in the face of the cold stream.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53But there's sniggering on the sidelines.
0:16:53 > 0:16:58It's always funnier when someone else's trousers are getting wet.
0:16:59 > 0:17:04Next up is Salman and Adam. Can they keep their eyes on the prize?
0:17:04 > 0:17:06In 3, 2, 1, stare!
0:17:10 > 0:17:16Oh, an eyebrow twitch forces an immediate blink and it is pipe time.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20Look at that, a subtle brow raise and utter havoc.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23That is sheer class.
0:17:25 > 0:17:29A slight wheeze but heroic composure from Salman.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Barely contained chuckling on the sidelines from Upinder
0:17:33 > 0:17:35and Paris-Marie.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38Adam's magnificent technique books his ticket
0:17:38 > 0:17:41to an eye watering final stare-off.
0:17:41 > 0:17:45Here we go, get ready for all out eye-to-eye combat.
0:17:46 > 0:17:483, 2, 1, stare!
0:17:48 > 0:17:54This is furious action from the off. Those eyes are burning.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58Oh, Adam has blinked.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00He couldn't take the stare and he pays the price.
0:18:00 > 0:18:05Look again and take note. Paris-Marie has eyes of fire.
0:18:05 > 0:18:10Adam has a back of pure steel. Not a peep.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12A truly legendary stare-off.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15Is it enough to bank the third prize of the day?
0:18:15 > 0:18:16We have a winner.
0:18:16 > 0:18:21Well, you will be pleased to know that it is the end
0:18:21 > 0:18:22of my silence test.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Myself and Nursie were amazing.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30You, however, leave a lot to be desired. It is not for me to decide.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Miss Gobstop has been listening
0:18:32 > 0:18:35and she will tell you how you have done.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Attention! Attention!
0:18:37 > 0:18:40This is Miss Gobstop.
0:18:40 > 0:18:44Paris-Marie, your frozen stare was a silent champion.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51Class...
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Could this be the third prize bank today?
0:18:54 > 0:18:55..Passed.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57CHEERING
0:18:57 > 0:19:02What?! No! No!
0:19:02 > 0:19:05- In your face.- In my face?
0:19:05 > 0:19:08Will the new pupils please report to my office immediately?
0:19:08 > 0:19:12Yes, get out of my class. Bye-bye.
0:19:12 > 0:19:16After that performance, the pupils are off to see Miss Gobstop
0:19:16 > 0:19:19to get their reports before the final exam.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21KNOCK AT DOOR
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Enter!
0:19:23 > 0:19:27Quickly. Shut the door.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30You were sent here because you're too noisy
0:19:30 > 0:19:32and we put you through silent tests.
0:19:32 > 0:19:36Shall we look at your report and see how you've done?
0:19:36 > 0:19:38ALL: Yes.
0:19:38 > 0:19:42Salman, quite the model pupil, aren't we?
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Silent during your tests. Impressive.
0:19:47 > 0:19:54Paris-Marie, you started the day as a giggly little girl,
0:19:54 > 0:19:57but you tried very hard in Mr Prance's class.
0:19:57 > 0:20:01A winning stare. Adam.
0:20:01 > 0:20:06You have been trying hard to shush your team-mates, haven't you?
0:20:06 > 0:20:11Unfortunately, that makes a noise.
0:20:12 > 0:20:16Upinder, there might be a little chit-chat outside the tests,
0:20:16 > 0:20:20but you know when to keep it shut and that is what counts.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Of the three classes you have taken, you have passed three.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31That means you have banked three prizes.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Yes!
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Very good.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Before you can take home these prizes,
0:20:38 > 0:20:43you have to pass the final exam in the science lab.
0:20:43 > 0:20:44If you manage to keep silent,
0:20:44 > 0:20:47not only will you take home your prizes, but you will also
0:20:47 > 0:20:52receive the ultimate reward, the Golden Gobstopper.
0:20:52 > 0:21:00But if you make three noises or more, you will fail and be expelled
0:21:00 > 0:21:05and receive absolutely nothing.
0:21:05 > 0:21:09- How do you think you will do? - Pass.- Pass.
0:21:09 > 0:21:13- How are you going to pass?- With a little finger.- Put it on our mouths.
0:21:13 > 0:21:17Very good.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20Off to the science lab.
0:21:25 > 0:21:26It's crunch time.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29The final exam with the Professor. His weird and wonderful
0:21:29 > 0:21:33inventions are legendary in the history of noise mongering.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36Can he knock this Leeds lot of the top spot?
0:21:36 > 0:21:40The Professor will stop at nothing to prevent them from graduating.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46Ah, guten tag, my little babble bears
0:21:46 > 0:21:50and welcome to your final examination here in the laboratory.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53I am the Professor and my assistant Herr Helmut.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56Helmut?
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Now you have science cooties.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Don't do that again.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03What will happen today in your final examination is I will pit
0:22:03 > 0:22:09you against the power of the laboratory and my latest experiments.
0:22:09 > 0:22:13But if you make three bad noises, you will be expelled. Ha!
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Taste the failure rainbow.
0:22:15 > 0:22:20If you manage to make with the silence, you will graduate. Ha!
0:22:20 > 0:22:24And you will win the elusive Golden Gobstopper.
0:22:24 > 0:22:28But this will not happen. According to Fraulein Gobstop,
0:22:28 > 0:22:30you are noisier than penguins and raccoons fighting in a bin.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Are you ready?
0:22:32 > 0:22:34ALL: Yes.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Are you're ready to punch the unicorn of silence?
0:22:36 > 0:22:42We will begin in drei, zwei, eins.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47HE LAUGHS
0:22:47 > 0:22:49HE COUGHS
0:22:49 > 0:22:52Notorious giggler Paris-Marie is up first.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55This is a time-freezing machine.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58It will freeze everyone in time apart from me and you.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01Are you ready? Activate!
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Ac... Activate!
0:23:05 > 0:23:09The machine is not working. Why is it not working? You have broken it.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11The machine is not...
0:23:15 > 0:23:18It took all her concentration, but she did it.
0:23:18 > 0:23:22Stony silence in the face of the professor's slightly wonky
0:23:22 > 0:23:24time-freeze machine.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Why are you covered?
0:23:26 > 0:23:28I'm watching you.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Upinder is next.
0:23:30 > 0:23:35Something very special for you, I think. This is my magnetic pie.
0:23:35 > 0:23:40It is filled with all kinds of special ingredients.
0:23:40 > 0:23:47Giraffe snot and tiger cubes and penguin doodoo.
0:23:47 > 0:23:51All types of things, pigeon juice and weasel milk.
0:23:51 > 0:23:55It's also got robot dandruff all over it to make it magnetic.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58When I activate the machine,
0:23:58 > 0:24:02it goes towards the child that will make the most noise.
0:24:07 > 0:24:08PARIS-MARIE GIGGLES
0:24:08 > 0:24:13Oh, splat! And Paris-Marie with that giggle has broken the silence.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16Could that be strike one on the Gobstop 3000?
0:24:16 > 0:24:20There you go, much better.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22What do we have next?
0:24:22 > 0:24:24What is next for Salman?
0:24:24 > 0:24:28This is my singing chicken.
0:24:28 > 0:24:34I've raised it since it was a puppy. It dances, it sings... What is that?
0:24:34 > 0:24:36You're not feeling well?
0:24:36 > 0:24:39You were eating weasel flakes all night? What is wrong with you?!
0:24:39 > 0:24:43You can't be sick in the laboratory!
0:24:43 > 0:24:45No, no!
0:24:48 > 0:24:52Salman wrestling with the quiet in the face of one sick chicken.
0:24:52 > 0:24:56Do you feel better? Yes. Good.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59Adam the silence ninja is up next.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01You're in luck.
0:25:01 > 0:25:06My latest invention, it is my long-distance hairdressing kit.
0:25:06 > 0:25:10From 6 billion miles away, I could give you any haircut in the world.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13- I tried it on myself.- You did not. You wear a wig.- You be quiet!
0:25:13 > 0:25:17I can give you a shampoo and rinse. Go!
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Oh, lovely rinse there.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22Not sure what happened to the shampoo though.
0:25:22 > 0:25:29- Adam keeping quiet.- I am so sorry. It was only meant... Don't worry.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32I have a special machine here to clean you up.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35Um, go!
0:25:37 > 0:25:40An absolute torrent.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42The professor is determined to beat them,
0:25:42 > 0:25:45but this team are made of strong silent stuff.
0:25:45 > 0:25:46How did you get snow?
0:25:46 > 0:25:50Four seasons in one day for Paris-Marie there.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52But the feather shower is proving too funny.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57I think we're out of gunge. It's empty.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59Let me check.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06I bet Upinder is so glad the professor double checked.
0:26:06 > 0:26:10That is it. The time is up. Your final test is over.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13CHEERING
0:26:13 > 0:26:17It sounded like glorious silent work from the Leeds legends there,
0:26:17 > 0:26:19but have they done enough to graduate?
0:26:21 > 0:26:22Spit it out!
0:26:22 > 0:26:25OK, my little pandemonium pigeons.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27How do you think you did in your final examination?
0:26:27 > 0:26:30- Fine.- Pass.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33I don't know. I heard lots of squirming, giggling.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36If it were up to me and Herr Helmut, you would fail.
0:26:36 > 0:26:37It is not up to me.
0:26:37 > 0:26:41It is up to the beautiful Fraulein Gobstop to see if you have won.
0:26:44 > 0:26:48How did my guinea pigs do?
0:26:48 > 0:26:54That was your final exam. I was listening intently.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57How do you think you did, Paris-Marie?
0:26:57 > 0:26:58Good.
0:26:58 > 0:27:02- Upinder?- Perfect.- Perfect?
0:27:02 > 0:27:06Well, I shall be the judge of that.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09You have...
0:27:16 > 0:27:18..Graduated!
0:27:18 > 0:27:19CHEERING
0:27:19 > 0:27:23Let's see how the pupils achieved this pitch-perfect pass.
0:27:23 > 0:27:27Just one pie-force giggle from Paris-Marie lit up
0:27:27 > 0:27:30the Gobstop 3000 in a superb display of silence.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33They win all three prizes and the Golden Gobstopper.
0:27:35 > 0:27:39It gives me great pleasure to hand over the Golden Gobstopper.
0:27:39 > 0:27:43Paris-Marie, will you take that for your team?
0:27:45 > 0:27:49Now spread the silence and get out of my school.
0:27:49 > 0:27:51Go!
0:27:53 > 0:27:56I've never been more horrified in all my life.
0:27:56 > 0:27:58CHEERING
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