Episode 17

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05Welcome to the School of Silence, where the noisiest children

0:00:05 > 0:00:07are sent to prove they CAN keep quiet.

0:00:07 > 0:00:08Eurgh!

0:00:08 > 0:00:11THEY CHUCKLE

0:00:11 > 0:00:13We're about to meet four new arrivals,

0:00:13 > 0:00:16but can they keep quiet for just one day?

0:00:16 > 0:00:17Ho-ho, I doubt it!

0:00:18 > 0:00:19DOOR BANGS

0:00:19 > 0:00:20Ssh!

0:00:25 > 0:00:27Ssh!

0:00:36 > 0:00:38BELL RINGS, CHILDREN SCREAM

0:00:47 > 0:00:49Here's how the day works...

0:00:49 > 0:00:52The new pupils have three challenging classes

0:00:52 > 0:00:56to prove they can be silent, followed by the crucial Final Exam,

0:00:56 > 0:01:00which will determine whether they graduate, or will be expelled.

0:01:00 > 0:01:04If I think the pupils manage to stay quiet enough to pass a class...

0:01:08 > 0:01:12..then they will bank a prize from my confiscation cupboard.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15But if I think they are being too noisy...

0:01:15 > 0:01:16SHE YELLS

0:01:16 > 0:01:17- Eurgh! - HE LAUGHS

0:01:17 > 0:01:18Agh!

0:01:18 > 0:01:19HE CHUCKLES

0:01:19 > 0:01:21..they will get nothing.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24And I WILL know about it, thanks to this device -

0:01:24 > 0:01:30the Gobstop 3000, the very latest in noise-monitoring technology.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32If they pass the Final Exam,

0:01:32 > 0:01:35they will take all the prizes they have banked

0:01:35 > 0:01:40and receive the ultimate reward - the Golden Gobstopper.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44However, if they fail to keep that shut,

0:01:44 > 0:01:47I will have no choice but to expel them,

0:01:47 > 0:01:50and they will go home with absolutely nothing.

0:01:50 > 0:01:54These mouthy munchkins are from Manchester, and are having

0:01:54 > 0:01:57their noise levels monitored by our head teacher Miss Gobstop,

0:01:57 > 0:02:00and their new form tutor Mr Gross.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02You, step forward!

0:02:02 > 0:02:05- Name?- IMAN!

0:02:05 > 0:02:08Iman claims she once screamed so loudly that her friend got a fright

0:02:08 > 0:02:10and fell into a swimming pool.

0:02:10 > 0:02:14Apparently, her friend was five miles away! Now, that's loud!

0:02:14 > 0:02:17- You, name?- MOLLY!

0:02:17 > 0:02:21If Molly could only make one sound all day, it would be armpit pumps.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23What a very strange day that would be!

0:02:23 > 0:02:25Thank goodness she can't!

0:02:25 > 0:02:27You, step forward.

0:02:27 > 0:02:31- Name?- SAFFI!

0:02:31 > 0:02:35Saffi says the loudest noise she's ever made is a high-pitched squeal.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38I think she may have just broken her record. What a racket!

0:02:38 > 0:02:42- You, name?- Nour!

0:02:42 > 0:02:44Nattering Nour reckons the funniest noise she's heard

0:02:44 > 0:02:45is her sister singing.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48Maybe she should listen to herself!

0:02:48 > 0:02:51- Shall we get rid of them? - Yes. Out!- OK.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Get out!

0:02:53 > 0:02:54Enough!

0:02:54 > 0:02:57THEY YELL

0:03:00 > 0:03:04It's time for their first class - General Studies with Mr Gross.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06This rotten teacher can really kick up a stink

0:03:06 > 0:03:08if he doesn't get what he wants.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Silence!

0:03:11 > 0:03:15Oh, Mr Gross! Now, wash your hands.

0:03:15 > 0:03:16Come in.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19THEY YELL

0:03:19 > 0:03:23Quietly. Quietly, please!

0:03:23 > 0:03:26Sit down. Sit down, sit down.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29What's your name - Mr Stink A Lot?

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Mr Stink A Lot retired several years ago.

0:03:31 > 0:03:35- I don't know why you're expecting him.- Or is he you?

0:03:35 > 0:03:36Mr Gross.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38- ALL:- Eurgh!

0:03:38 > 0:03:43You're so noisy your whole lives, and now you've been brought to

0:03:43 > 0:03:46the School of Silence to prove that you, you,

0:03:46 > 0:03:49you and you can be quiet.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51We've got an on and off switch.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54- We can be quiet and loud whenever we want.- Well, then, try "off".

0:03:54 > 0:03:58It might do you some good. Remember, you know who's listening

0:03:58 > 0:04:00on your fluffy microphones the whole time -

0:04:00 > 0:04:04our glorious headmistress Miss Fluna Gobstop.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06She's listening and she'll be the judge of you.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Do you think you can be quiet?

0:04:08 > 0:04:11- ALL:- No!

0:04:11 > 0:04:15- Unless when we want to be. - OK. Well, let's find out.

0:04:15 > 0:04:19It's time for your first silence test,

0:04:19 > 0:04:24on the subject of Media Studies.

0:04:24 > 0:04:29So, what I'm going to do is show you a selection of celebrities.

0:04:29 > 0:04:35Each celebrity will do a trump - a bottom burp.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37You must tell me, quite simply,

0:04:37 > 0:04:41if the next celebrity in line is going to do a shorter

0:04:41 > 0:04:44or a longer bottom burp.

0:04:44 > 0:04:49And if you get it wrong, there is the little punishment...

0:04:49 > 0:04:51of the guff jar.

0:04:51 > 0:04:56And I tell you what - in here are some really choice trumps.

0:04:56 > 0:05:00Your silent test begins...now.

0:05:00 > 0:05:04So, guessing the length of celebrity trumps in absolute silence.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07Who's up first?

0:05:07 > 0:05:09It's Jessie J.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11PARP!

0:05:13 > 0:05:16Molly nearly cracked there, but managed to hold it in.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19Who's competing with Jessie J's bottom burp?

0:05:21 > 0:05:23It's Daniel Radcliffe.

0:05:23 > 0:05:28Molly's clearly a fan, and cheers in complete silence. Nice work!

0:05:28 > 0:05:32Can she keep quiet when she hears a Potter pump?

0:05:32 > 0:05:34So...is it going to be

0:05:34 > 0:05:38shorter or longer?

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Nour thinks that the Potter pump will be shorter.

0:05:43 > 0:05:47LONG TRUMP

0:05:49 > 0:05:54Expelliarmus! Nour's wrong - it was longer.

0:05:55 > 0:06:00Will Nour remain silent when she gets a lungful of the guff jar?

0:06:00 > 0:06:04You got it wrong. (You know what that means.)

0:06:11 > 0:06:15That jar is a humdinger. Nour is doing well to keep it down.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18- Miss Gobstop is clearly impressed. - Next...

0:06:18 > 0:06:22So, who's going to trump the Potter pump?

0:06:22 > 0:06:26It's Katy "Pumping" Perry.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Saffi's gone shorter.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Perry, do your worst.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32EXTENDED TRUMP

0:06:36 > 0:06:40Wrong again. So, Saffi has to face the stink jar.

0:06:40 > 0:06:45The girls all know what's coming, but will the pong set Saffi off?

0:06:45 > 0:06:49You know what you did, don't you? (Got it wrong.)

0:06:53 > 0:06:54SHE GAGS

0:06:54 > 0:06:56She sniffed a jar and didn't like it,

0:06:56 > 0:06:58but only a small noise there.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01Can Mr Gross make these girls crack?

0:07:01 > 0:07:05- You smelt that all right. - It's Molly next.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08So, whose pump will trump the Perry parp?

0:07:10 > 0:07:12It's Craig Revel Horwood.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Molly's going for shorter. Will she be

0:07:16 > 0:07:18the first to get it right?

0:07:19 > 0:07:21(Are you sure?)

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Take it away, Craig.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26SHORT PARP

0:07:26 > 0:07:32Unbelievable! She's right. It was shorter. Short, but not sweet.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35This lot have their eyes on the prize and aren't making a peep.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37This is quality stuff.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Mr Gross has one last pump up his sleeve.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Who will it be?

0:07:43 > 0:07:46Bibbin' Bieber!

0:07:46 > 0:07:47Last up is Iman.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49HE MOUTHS

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Ooh, she's gone shorter.

0:07:51 > 0:07:56But will Bieber's bottom quacks prove to be as short as he is?

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Hit it, JB!

0:07:58 > 0:08:00LINGERING TRUMP

0:08:09 > 0:08:12TRUMP CONTINUES

0:08:15 > 0:08:19She's wrong - it was longer.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Brilliant silence from Iman in the face of Bieber's guff-a-thon.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24But she pays the penalty for a wrong guess

0:08:24 > 0:08:27and must face the pot of putrid pumps.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29(You got it wrong, Iman.)

0:08:35 > 0:08:38Mr Gross trying to break them, and Molly nearly went there.

0:08:42 > 0:08:43GAGGING

0:08:43 > 0:08:47Will that stifled gagging cost the team a prize? Let's find out.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Your silent test is over.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53THEY CHEER

0:08:54 > 0:08:55It doesn't matter what you think.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00It's all about what Miss Gobstop says.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02- Yeah, cos you fancy her.- Shush!

0:09:02 > 0:09:04You'll come to grief.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07She knows whether you've passed your silent test

0:09:07 > 0:09:10or whether you have failed.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12'Attention, attention.'

0:09:12 > 0:09:14This is Miss Gobstop.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17'You weren't very good at guessing at trumps,

0:09:17 > 0:09:21'resulting in whiffing the jar three times.'

0:09:31 > 0:09:32Class...

0:09:32 > 0:09:34So, did the pupils manage to hold it in

0:09:34 > 0:09:37and bank their first prize of the day?

0:09:37 > 0:09:38'..passed.'

0:09:38 > 0:09:40THEY CHEER

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Clear off. Don't cheer! Get out of my class.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Yeah, we passed, and we're going to pass the next one, too!

0:09:48 > 0:09:51- Yeah, well, we'll see about that, won't we?- Yes, we will.- Go on...

0:09:51 > 0:09:52Off you go.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55THEY CHEER

0:09:55 > 0:09:56Good riddance!

0:09:59 > 0:10:02- We passed! - We passed in Mr Gross's class.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05I nearly popped my face out because I kept on trying to giggle.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08We're going to pass the next class, too!

0:10:08 > 0:10:10And we're going to pass them all!

0:10:10 > 0:10:12THEY CHEER

0:10:14 > 0:10:19MISS GOBSTOP: 'Attention, attention. This is the School of Silence.

0:10:19 > 0:10:23'Good luck to the School of Silence choir in the inter-schools

0:10:23 > 0:10:25'choral competition.'

0:10:25 > 0:10:26They'll certainly need it!

0:10:29 > 0:10:31It's time for Class 2 - Geography, with Miss Adventure.

0:10:31 > 0:10:35She may be tiny but her tests are massively difficult.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Can the new pupils pass her class

0:10:37 > 0:10:39and bank their second prize of the day?

0:10:41 > 0:10:43Come in, young roamers. Come in.

0:10:43 > 0:10:48Ha-ha-ha! You never knew I was there. It was camouflage!

0:10:48 > 0:10:52Welcome, young roamers. My name is Miss Adventure.

0:10:52 > 0:10:56I'm the geography teacher. Nice to see you all today.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59Hello, Molly. You want to be an explorer, don't you?

0:10:59 > 0:11:02- Do you think you could learn a lot from me?- No, not really.

0:11:02 > 0:11:06- I don't think so, either.- Right.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08I understand you passed Mr Gross's class. Did you pass?

0:11:08 > 0:11:12- Do you think you'll be able to stay silent in my class?- Yes.

0:11:12 > 0:11:15- At least it's cleaner in here. - You're going to pass it, are you?

0:11:15 > 0:11:16Well, I don't think you are

0:11:16 > 0:11:20because I've got a fiendish test that's going to defeat you.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23# It's going to defeat you It's going to defeat you

0:11:23 > 0:11:24# It's going to defeat you. #

0:11:24 > 0:11:29- Can you please stop that? - Let's take my silence test outside.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32Every explorer needs a good sense of direction and,

0:11:32 > 0:11:35with the help of my brother and sister,

0:11:35 > 0:11:39we're going to test that, and your ability to stay silent.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41You've got to make your way across this swamp,

0:11:41 > 0:11:44as quickly and quietly as you possibly can.

0:11:44 > 0:11:48If you step off this line, you'll hear the noise of the jungle.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50LOUD ROAR

0:11:50 > 0:11:54That's very angry, people. Think you can stay silent?

0:11:54 > 0:11:56- ALL:- Yes!- No, I don't think...

0:11:56 > 0:11:59I think this is going to get them, don't you, brother and sister?

0:11:59 > 0:12:03I think it is. So, everyone, positions, please. Lovely.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06Now, Saffi, you're going to be up first.

0:12:06 > 0:12:12So, let the silence test commence.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15So, Miss Adventure's brother will spin the pupils,

0:12:15 > 0:12:17making them very dizzy.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19They must then make their way through the jungle

0:12:19 > 0:12:20in absolute silence.

0:12:20 > 0:12:25It's Saffi to go first. Ready, steady...

0:12:25 > 0:12:26Whoopsie!

0:12:26 > 0:12:28MOLLY GIGGLES

0:12:29 > 0:12:31Molly really can't hold her laughs in.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34Miss Gobstop clearly upset with the noise.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36ROAR!

0:12:36 > 0:12:38It's Nour next.

0:12:41 > 0:12:46Her dizzy feet have got the jungle roaring, but she has kept quiet.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48Superb work!

0:12:49 > 0:12:52Iman is next to get spun.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54ROAR!

0:12:54 > 0:12:57Some fancy footwork from Iman,

0:12:57 > 0:13:00but her dizzy moves are impressively silent.

0:13:00 > 0:13:01Footloose, but liplocked.

0:13:01 > 0:13:04Last up, it's motormouth Molly.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07Will she be able to hold her giggles in?

0:13:11 > 0:13:12SHE GIGGLES

0:13:14 > 0:13:19Oh, crash, bang, chuckle! She's all over the place.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22Will those giggles cost the team a prize?

0:13:22 > 0:13:23ROAR!

0:13:23 > 0:13:26She's really struggling to keep her feet and her silence.

0:13:26 > 0:13:29Has Molly thrown it all away?

0:13:29 > 0:13:34That's it. That's my silent test complete.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36THEY CHEER

0:13:37 > 0:13:41Well, er, I heard, I think, quite a lot of noise.

0:13:41 > 0:13:44Molly, you fell over completely there, didn't you?

0:13:44 > 0:13:45Never going to be an explorer

0:13:45 > 0:13:49if you don't have sure little feet like mine.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51I don't think you did very well, but it's not up to me.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53It's up to Miss Gobstop.

0:13:53 > 0:13:57Let's find out what she thought about your performance.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59'Attention, attention.'

0:13:59 > 0:14:01This is Miss Gobstop.

0:14:01 > 0:14:05'Molly, you giggled like a hyena throughout the test.'

0:14:12 > 0:14:13Class...

0:14:13 > 0:14:14Were the pupils too noisy,

0:14:14 > 0:14:18or did they keep quiet enough to bank their second prize of the day?

0:14:19 > 0:14:20..failed.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22THEY GROAN

0:14:22 > 0:14:26Well, it doesn't matter because we're going to pass the next task.

0:14:26 > 0:14:30That's a shame for you. Anyway, we've had enough. Get out.

0:14:30 > 0:14:35No! Actually, we ARE out. We'll get out.

0:14:35 > 0:14:36Yeah, good riddance.

0:14:37 > 0:14:40Go away. We don't ever want to see you again.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47It's not fair. We failed! It's not fair.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50Miss Gobstop said I giggled the most

0:14:50 > 0:14:53and it was really disappointing, cos I fell over. Grr!

0:14:53 > 0:14:57- We're going to pass next time, though.- And the next!

0:14:57 > 0:15:00THEY CHEER

0:15:00 > 0:15:04Oh, yeah? Meanwhile, in the school's hamster cage...

0:15:04 > 0:15:08You know what you are, Judy? You're the opposite of an owl.

0:15:08 > 0:15:13Because you never give a hoot - he-he - or make any noise at all.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16You're so boring, Judy. Speak to me, Judy.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18Speak to me, speak to me.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20Please yourself. Tch!

0:15:21 > 0:15:24Halfway through the day means it's Class 3 -

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Performing Arts with Mr Prance.

0:15:26 > 0:15:29He may dance and sing, but you wouldn't hear a thing.

0:15:29 > 0:15:32But can our pupils bank a second silent prize?

0:15:32 > 0:15:35KNOCK AT DOOR Come in, come in.

0:15:36 > 0:15:40- Oh, hello, Mr Prance. - Hello, yes, take a seat, take a seat.

0:15:40 > 0:15:44You're about to learn something. You'll see greatness at work. Watch.

0:15:51 > 0:15:55- Rubbish.- Amazing. Amazing.- Perfect!

0:15:55 > 0:15:58Now, how have you done so far today?

0:15:58 > 0:16:02- Well, we passed one and we failed one.- Why did you fail one?

0:16:02 > 0:16:05- I fell over.- It was really hard. - It was really hard?

0:16:05 > 0:16:07Well, if you think that was hard...

0:16:07 > 0:16:09HE CHUCKLES

0:16:09 > 0:16:13- ..you are definitely going to be failing this class.- Yeah, right!

0:16:13 > 0:16:15Really? You think you can test me?

0:16:15 > 0:16:17- Yeah!- I think you'll find I'm here to test you.

0:16:17 > 0:16:21Be ready, now, for the silence test.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27This class will show that you have grace,

0:16:27 > 0:16:30elegance but, most of all, silence.

0:16:30 > 0:16:34Now, remember, every move you make

0:16:34 > 0:16:40will be in my special-designed ballet shoes.

0:16:40 > 0:16:43And your silence test begins now.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45In this test, the pupils are wearing

0:16:45 > 0:16:47ballet shoes fitted with squeaky heels.

0:16:47 > 0:16:50Mr Prance will take them through a three-stage dance routine,

0:16:50 > 0:16:52designed to break them.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55Can they stay silent throughout?

0:16:55 > 0:16:57First stage - warm-ups.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59SQUEAKING

0:17:00 > 0:17:04Oh, a smooth and silent start from our little ballerinas.

0:17:04 > 0:17:05Excellent work.

0:17:06 > 0:17:09Miss Gobstop seems more than satisfied.

0:17:09 > 0:17:10SQUEAKING

0:17:10 > 0:17:13A couple of squeaks from the special shoes there,

0:17:13 > 0:17:15but they've managed to keep their mouths shut.

0:17:15 > 0:17:18They must really want those prizes.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20SQUEAKING

0:17:23 > 0:17:27It's time for stage two - the side steps.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29They're doing incredibly well -

0:17:29 > 0:17:32this is an awe-inspiring display of silence.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Miss Gobstop is delighted.

0:17:36 > 0:17:39But Mr Prance is far from happy.

0:17:39 > 0:17:43It's the final stage, and time for him to pull out all the stops.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Can they stay silent?

0:17:49 > 0:17:51We're into the final 30 seconds.

0:17:51 > 0:17:54Oh, Mr Prance, do your dance.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02Squeaky shoes, but not a peep from the girls.

0:18:04 > 0:18:05SQUEAKING

0:18:09 > 0:18:11Utter controlled silence.

0:18:11 > 0:18:15They are making a silent mockery of Mr Prance.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20And your silence test is complete. Cut.

0:18:21 > 0:18:24THEY YELL

0:18:25 > 0:18:29Well...I don't know what to say.

0:18:29 > 0:18:33You sounded like a herd of elephants running through a crisp factory.

0:18:33 > 0:18:37But it is not for me to decide whether you have passed or failed.

0:18:37 > 0:18:42Miss Gobstop has been listening, and she will give you the results.

0:18:42 > 0:18:45'Attention, attention!'

0:18:45 > 0:18:47This is Miss Gobstop.

0:18:47 > 0:18:51'During the test, all your shoes were "poot, poot, poot"

0:18:51 > 0:18:55'but were you quiet enough, like a ballerina?'

0:18:55 > 0:18:57Class...

0:18:59 > 0:19:02Did the team squeak through and bank their second prize?

0:19:03 > 0:19:05'..passed.'

0:19:05 > 0:19:08THEY CHEER

0:19:08 > 0:19:14- In your face!- In MY face?!- Not your dainty little feet, your face.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16Ooh!

0:19:16 > 0:19:17- ALL:- Ooh(!)

0:19:17 > 0:19:19'This is Miss Gobstop.

0:19:19 > 0:19:24'Will the new pupils please report to my office immediately?'

0:19:24 > 0:19:27- Yes, get out. Out, out, out! - Good riddance.

0:19:27 > 0:19:28Yes, bye-bye.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30Bye-bye.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34Ah, ah-ah-ah!

0:19:36 > 0:19:39With classes now complete, the pupils are off to see Miss Gobstop

0:19:39 > 0:19:42- to get their report before the Final Exam.- Enter!

0:19:42 > 0:19:45THEY CHEER

0:19:50 > 0:19:55So...you were sent here because you're all far too noisy.

0:19:55 > 0:19:59I put you through the toughest tests. How did we do?

0:19:59 > 0:20:02Let me have a look at your report card.

0:20:03 > 0:20:06Nour, Iman, Saffi...

0:20:06 > 0:20:09very impressed. Nearly forgot you were there.

0:20:09 > 0:20:10Well done.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19SQUEAKING

0:20:19 > 0:20:22And Molly...

0:20:22 > 0:20:25you are definitely the queen of cackle.

0:20:25 > 0:20:30SHE CHUCKLES

0:20:30 > 0:20:33Of the three classes you've taken, you've passed two.

0:20:33 > 0:20:38Therefore you have two prizes banked.

0:20:38 > 0:20:44But you will not receive those prizes unless you pass the Final Exam.

0:20:44 > 0:20:49And if you pass, you'll take home all your prizes and you'll graduate,

0:20:49 > 0:20:54and receive the ultimate reward - the Golden Gobstop.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56So, off we go.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59THEY YELL

0:21:02 > 0:21:04It's now time for the Final Exam with the Professor.

0:21:04 > 0:21:07His diabolical experiments and wicked inventions

0:21:07 > 0:21:11are all that's standing between our new pupils and their prizes.

0:21:12 > 0:21:15The Prof will do all he can to ensure that these girls

0:21:15 > 0:21:17from Manchester go home empty-handed.

0:21:17 > 0:21:20OK, Professor, do your worst.

0:21:20 > 0:21:24Ah, Guten Tag, Kinder, and welcome to ze Final Examination.

0:21:24 > 0:21:29I am ze Professor and today, with ze help of my assistant, Herr Helmut...

0:21:29 > 0:21:32Arf, arf, arf! Check me out, I'm a sausage dog!

0:21:32 > 0:21:36Quiet, you fool. Today, we will be going through your Final Examination,

0:21:36 > 0:21:37where we will be experimenting,

0:21:37 > 0:21:40to see if you have learned the silence, ja?

0:21:40 > 0:21:45What's going to happen is, I will pit you against my latest experiment.

0:21:45 > 0:21:50However, if you make three of ze bad, bad noises, you will be expelled.

0:21:50 > 0:21:53And eat the failure cake. Ha!

0:21:53 > 0:21:57But if you manage to keep it ze quiet, then you will graduate

0:21:57 > 0:22:01and you win all of Frau Gobstopper's amazing prizes.

0:22:01 > 0:22:05Now, ze beautiful Fraulein Gobstopper shall be listening in to your little

0:22:05 > 0:22:10dirty noises via the Gobstopping 3000, to see if you will fail.

0:22:10 > 0:22:14- And you WILL fail.- No, we won't. - No, we won't!

0:22:14 > 0:22:15They sound confident.

0:22:15 > 0:22:19They do sound confident, but they always do. Ha-ha-ha! Quiet, you fool.

0:22:19 > 0:22:23Now, we will commence the experimentation

0:22:23 > 0:22:26in drei... zwei...

0:22:26 > 0:22:27EINS!

0:22:30 > 0:22:37Ah, ha-ha-ha! Quiet! OK. Now, this is my latest invention.

0:22:37 > 0:22:39This is animal pie.

0:22:39 > 0:22:42It is mostly made out of pigeon juice and some panda doo-doo.

0:22:42 > 0:22:45It's Saffi up first.

0:22:45 > 0:22:47Mm? Perhaps a taste. Ha-ha-ha!

0:22:47 > 0:22:50Bam! Flan straight in the face.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52Ugh!

0:22:52 > 0:22:56And a whimper from Saffi. Ooh, was that their first strike?

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Very, very confident.

0:22:58 > 0:23:01Perhaps you would like to go up against Herr Helmut.

0:23:01 > 0:23:05He is the stare-out champion of Germany. He can stare out anyone.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08Look into his eyes.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11What's in store for Nour?

0:23:11 > 0:23:14What is wrong? I'm going to sneeze. You're going to sneeze?

0:23:14 > 0:23:16Ah...ah...

0:23:17 > 0:23:22Nour ignores the spray string, making the Professor look silly.

0:23:22 > 0:23:24Great work.

0:23:24 > 0:23:28Oh, that is quite a cold you have.

0:23:28 > 0:23:32Hmm. Who shall we go with next?

0:23:32 > 0:23:34Ah, you.

0:23:34 > 0:23:37Iman's in the hotseat next.

0:23:37 > 0:23:40And I have created perhaps my greatest work.

0:23:40 > 0:23:46Ze mind-reading helmet. It will read ze mind of anyone.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48Are you ready?

0:23:48 > 0:23:49Let's see if it fits.

0:23:53 > 0:23:57Molly grappling with a giggle, but Iman suffering in silence.

0:23:57 > 0:24:00Magnificent self-control.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02Can the Professor break giggler Molly

0:24:02 > 0:24:05with one of the world's worst smells?

0:24:05 > 0:24:11Mr Gross's sock. Agh, this is horrible.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13HE WHIMPERS

0:24:13 > 0:24:19Oh! Oh, look at it - it is trying to attack you. Oh!

0:24:19 > 0:24:21What do you think?

0:24:21 > 0:24:23Your hand, it smells. I know.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25What is wrong?

0:24:25 > 0:24:26I'm going to be sick.

0:24:26 > 0:24:29Well, don't be... Don't be sick over...

0:24:29 > 0:24:31HE RETCHES

0:24:33 > 0:24:36Molly definitely wasn't expecting that.

0:24:39 > 0:24:43I am so sorry. I forgot that is the tube to the machine.

0:24:43 > 0:24:47Do not worry - I have ze green machine here. It will clean you up.

0:24:47 > 0:24:49Let me see... Ah, yes.

0:24:50 > 0:24:53Oh, dear. Now they're in trouble.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56The Professor's machine has gone gunge-tastic!

0:24:59 > 0:25:00Ah!

0:25:00 > 0:25:02Molly desperately trying to keep quiet,

0:25:02 > 0:25:04but her gasp could be a strike.

0:25:04 > 0:25:07Remember, three and they're out.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09Ooh, just 15 seconds to go.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13If the Professor's computations are correct,

0:25:13 > 0:25:17this final barrage of sludge will break their resolve.

0:25:17 > 0:25:22I cannot find the lever. And your final examination is over!

0:25:23 > 0:25:27- Yay!- Waaaa-aaaargh!

0:25:28 > 0:25:31So, how do you think you did?

0:25:31 > 0:25:34Did you make any noise? I think you did.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37If it was up to me and Herr Helmut, you would fail instantly.

0:25:37 > 0:25:39But I do not decide.

0:25:39 > 0:25:42Ze beautiful Fraulein Gobstopper will come in to see

0:25:42 > 0:25:46whether or not you have passed or whether or not you have failed.

0:25:46 > 0:25:50You would not have passed if it was up to me. My glorious head teacher?

0:25:50 > 0:25:52(Oh, you're in for it now.)

0:25:59 > 0:26:00Right.

0:26:00 > 0:26:04After consulting my Gobstop 3000,

0:26:04 > 0:26:07I have the following to report...

0:26:07 > 0:26:09- Molly...- Hello.

0:26:09 > 0:26:12You just couldn't keep it shut, could you?

0:26:12 > 0:26:16All day long, backchatting every single one of my teachers.

0:26:16 > 0:26:19- Yep.- It's not good.- Yes, it is.

0:26:19 > 0:26:24- Silence... - Is golden, isn't it, Saffi?

0:26:24 > 0:26:28Unfortunately, I have the following to tell you.

0:26:28 > 0:26:30You...

0:26:30 > 0:26:31will...

0:26:35 > 0:26:38- ..graduate. - THEY CHEER

0:26:41 > 0:26:44You make so much noise!

0:26:44 > 0:26:48Oh, great stuff, and the girls are clearly delighted to have graduated.

0:26:48 > 0:26:50Let's have a look at how they did it.

0:26:50 > 0:26:53Saffi let out a muffled murmur.

0:26:53 > 0:26:54Ugh!

0:26:55 > 0:26:58And there was a shocked yelp from Molly.

0:26:58 > 0:26:59Oh!

0:27:01 > 0:27:04But Iman and Nour remained totally silent so,

0:27:04 > 0:27:09with only two strikes, it's a fantastic pass.

0:27:11 > 0:27:15You have graduated. You may go to the confiscation cupboard,

0:27:15 > 0:27:18choose your banked prizes and finally...

0:27:18 > 0:27:21get out of my school!

0:27:21 > 0:27:24- THEY CHEER - Now, go.

0:27:24 > 0:27:25Get out!

0:27:32 > 0:27:36THEY ARGUE

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0:27:49 > 0:27:51THEY CHEER