0:00:02 > 0:00:03Welcome to the School Of Silence.
0:00:03 > 0:00:07This is where the noisiest children go to prove they can keep quiet.
0:00:07 > 0:00:08Argh!!!
0:00:08 > 0:00:11Ha ha ha!
0:00:11 > 0:00:13We are about to meet four new arrivals
0:00:13 > 0:00:16but can they keep quiet for just one day?
0:00:16 > 0:00:17Oh-hoo, I doubt it!
0:00:18 > 0:00:19BELL RINGS
0:00:21 > 0:00:23HE PARPS
0:00:23 > 0:00:25RATTLING
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Shhh!
0:00:32 > 0:00:35TAPPING
0:00:35 > 0:00:36HE GULPS
0:00:36 > 0:00:37BELL RINGS
0:00:37 > 0:00:42CHILDREN STAMPEDE SCREAMING
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Here's how the day works.
0:00:49 > 0:00:54The new pupils have three challenging classes to prove they can be silent.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57Followed by the crucial final exam which will determine
0:00:57 > 0:01:00whether they graduate or will be expelled.
0:01:00 > 0:01:05If I think the pupils manage to stay quiet enough to pass a class...
0:01:08 > 0:01:11..then they will bank a prize from my confiscation cupboard.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14But if I think they are being too noisy...
0:01:14 > 0:01:17- Bag it!- Argh!- Ha ha ha.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19- Urgh!- Ha ha hah.
0:01:19 > 0:01:24..they will get nothing and I will know about it thanks to this device.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26The Gobstop 3000.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30The very latest in noise monitoring technology.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34If they pass the final exam they will take all the prizes
0:01:34 > 0:01:37they have banked and receive the ultimate reward.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40The Golden Gobstopper.
0:01:41 > 0:01:46However, if they fail to keep that shut I will have no choice
0:01:46 > 0:01:50but to expel them and they will go home with absolutely nothing.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53These ear-popping pupils are from Newcastle
0:01:53 > 0:01:56and are having noise levels assessed by our magnificent
0:01:56 > 0:01:59head teacher Miss Gobstop and their form tutor, Mr Gross.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02You! Step forward!
0:02:02 > 0:02:05- Name?- Logan!
0:02:05 > 0:02:09Logan once got a fright when his friend accidentally trumped.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12You could say their pump made him jump and gave him the hump.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14KIDS CHEER
0:02:14 > 0:02:17You! Step forward! Name!
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Callum!
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Callum says the loudest noise he's ever made
0:02:22 > 0:02:24was a scream after his sore to what trodden on.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27An incredible feat. Get it? Feet? I'll move on!
0:02:29 > 0:02:34- You! Step forward! Name?- Callie!
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Callie's said the funniest noise she's ever hear was when she put
0:02:37 > 0:02:39a Woopie Cushion on her gran's chair.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42What Gran said next wasn't funny at all.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45You! Step forward!
0:02:45 > 0:02:48- Name?- Lauren!
0:02:48 > 0:02:52Lauren says loud laughter is her favourite noise which is lucky
0:02:52 > 0:02:55as she once fell in a pond when feeding the ducks.
0:02:55 > 0:02:56Quack, quack! Oops!!!
0:02:56 > 0:02:59KIDS SHOUT AND CHEER
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Get out! Get out! That's enough!
0:03:01 > 0:03:04CHEERING
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Go!
0:03:09 > 0:03:13It's time for the first class of the day. General studies with Mr Gross.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Nothing disgusts Mr Gross like noisy children
0:03:16 > 0:03:19and nothing disgusts noisy children like Mr Gross.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22But can the new pupils bank their first prize of the day?
0:03:24 > 0:03:26HE BURPS
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Oh, really, Mr Gross! That is gross!
0:03:29 > 0:03:30HE BURPS AGAIN
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Coming! Coming!
0:03:35 > 0:03:41- Do come in!- Yeah!- Phew! - This is disgusting!- Well, I...
0:03:41 > 0:03:42GIGGLING
0:03:42 > 0:03:45What on earth was that about?
0:03:45 > 0:03:46Goodness gracious me!
0:03:46 > 0:03:49- You're a noisy lot. I can tell. - Phew.- What?- Stinks, man!- Sorry?
0:03:49 > 0:03:51When's the last time you had a bath?
0:03:51 > 0:03:53When was the last time I had a bath?
0:03:53 > 0:03:57I don't have the calendar handy but I think I last had a bath in 1984.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Right!
0:03:59 > 0:04:04I am Mr Gross. Your general studies teacher.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07If you want to pass this school you've got to be quiet.
0:04:07 > 0:04:08You're louder than us!
0:04:08 > 0:04:11You've got to be silent. Yes. But I'm trying to instruct you.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13I'm not telepathic.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Don't bug me, you'll come to grief. Anyway, listen.
0:04:17 > 0:04:21You need to work as a team and try and be silent but do you know what?
0:04:21 > 0:04:25- I don't think you can do it.- We can. - I don't believe it, Callum.- We can.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Right!
0:04:27 > 0:04:32It's time, high time, for your first silent test.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34- No!- Yes!
0:04:34 > 0:04:35- No!- Yes!
0:04:35 > 0:04:40Now. The lesson today is media studies.
0:04:40 > 0:04:44I'm going to show you a selection of show offs from the media.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Each one is going to do a bottom burp.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49All you have to do is tell me if the pumps
0:04:49 > 0:04:52are going to be shorter or longer. Very simple.
0:04:52 > 0:04:56But as this is a silent test I don't want you shouting out your answers.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Which is why I've got these convenient paddles for you
0:04:58 > 0:05:00to indicate what you think is correct.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05If you get the answer wrong you'll be forced to have a whiff
0:05:05 > 0:05:07with from the guff jar.
0:05:07 > 0:05:08Shhh!
0:05:08 > 0:05:12So, guessing the length of celebrity trumps in absolute silence.
0:05:12 > 0:05:13Who's up first?
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Your silent test begins.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Oh, it's Simon 'air current' Cowell. Has he got the eggs factor?
0:05:22 > 0:05:24TRUMPING
0:05:26 > 0:05:28A superb silent opening from the pupils.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32So, who's competing with the Cowell crump?
0:05:32 > 0:05:36Oh, it's Lady Gaga. Lauren's up first.
0:05:36 > 0:05:41Ah, she thinks the Gaga guff will be longer than Simon Cowell's
0:05:41 > 0:05:46PARP
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Parp-arazzi, she's right!
0:05:49 > 0:05:54Lauren gags a giggle and doesn't let out a peep. Nice work.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Correct. It was a longer trump from Lady Gaga.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00So, who will trump the Gaga pump?
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Oh, it's Harry Hill.
0:06:06 > 0:06:07Callum's gone for shorter. Is he right?
0:06:07 > 0:06:10There's only one way to find out.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14TRUMPET
0:06:14 > 0:06:16It's shorter. What are the chances of that?
0:06:16 > 0:06:18The team is keeping incredibly quiet so far.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Can they keep it up with the next celebrity quacker?
0:06:25 > 0:06:27It's David 'bottom-burp it like' Beckham.
0:06:30 > 0:06:31Callie's gone for longer.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37TRUMP
0:06:37 > 0:06:42She's got it right and in silence. Miss Gobstop is on cloud nine.
0:06:45 > 0:06:49Mr Gross has one last pump up his sleeve. Who will it be?
0:06:49 > 0:06:52It's Beyonce 'should have put a peg on it' Knowles.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58And Logan has plumped for a longer pump.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02Can he make it four correct guesses in a row and stay silent?
0:07:05 > 0:07:13EXTENDED GASSY EMISSION
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Oh, Logan is keeping cool under extreme provocation
0:07:16 > 0:07:19but someone's giggling and it's not Miss Gobstop.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Was Logan right?
0:07:22 > 0:07:24You're correct.
0:07:24 > 0:07:25Oh, incredible!
0:07:25 > 0:07:28That's the first time ever that each pupil has predicted the next
0:07:28 > 0:07:30trump correctly. Oh, skill.
0:07:30 > 0:07:37You did well. But... We can't let this go to waste.
0:07:37 > 0:07:42I think it's important that you learn what they smell like.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44This is breaking all the rules.
0:07:44 > 0:07:49Mr Gross is desperate to break these pupils and get them to make a noise.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52They are having a good sniff. But will they crack?
0:07:52 > 0:07:57I can smell that thing from here! Goodness me, but they stay silent.
0:07:57 > 0:07:58Amazing control.
0:08:04 > 0:08:09OK. Whoo! The silent test is over.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12PUPILS CHEER
0:08:12 > 0:08:14I don't know how you did.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17I suspect you sniggered throughout that and maybe got heard
0:08:17 > 0:08:20but if it did get heard it would have got heard by Miss Gobstop.
0:08:20 > 0:08:25So, she'll tell us whether you've passed or failed.
0:08:26 > 0:08:30Attention, attention. This is Miss Gobstop.
0:08:30 > 0:08:35Lauren, clearly trying very hard to stay silent
0:08:35 > 0:08:37but a few quacks did escape.
0:08:43 > 0:08:48Callie and Logan. Perfect students.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Class...
0:08:55 > 0:08:57So, did the team trump Mr Gross in that class
0:08:57 > 0:08:59and bank their first prize?
0:08:59 > 0:09:03..passed. All CHEER
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Don't believe it! You passed.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08But you'll come unstuck. I know you will.
0:09:08 > 0:09:12You've got noise in you, I can tell. Now get out of my classroom!
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Quietly!
0:09:14 > 0:09:15CHILDREN WHOOP AND CHEER
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Shush! Shush!
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Go!
0:09:22 > 0:09:24- Woo!- We passed!- We passed!
0:09:24 > 0:09:25CHEERING
0:09:25 > 0:09:28We all got the cards right in the game
0:09:28 > 0:09:31and we still had to smell the toxics.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34It smelt like rotten old cheese from like 19 odd.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36- Bleaurgh.- Shhh!
0:09:38 > 0:09:43'Attention, attention, this is the... could some...
0:09:43 > 0:09:47'computer literate please come to my... immediately.'
0:09:49 > 0:09:53My personal computer is... very...
0:09:53 > 0:09:55..thank you.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59- Shhh.- It's time for Class 2. Geography with Miss Adventure.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02The only teacher that can quite literally see eye to eye
0:10:02 > 0:10:03with her pupils.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06This tiny traveller will be hellbent on denying the team
0:10:06 > 0:10:09their second prize of the day.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16- Come in young rovers.- Wooh! Yeah! - Come in.
0:10:16 > 0:10:20Take a seat. Close the door for me.
0:10:20 > 0:10:21Morning young adventurers. How are you?
0:10:21 > 0:10:24- Great.- Lovely.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26I'm Miss Adventure, the geography teacher.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28What's with the braces?
0:10:28 > 0:10:30The braces are there so I can do this. You see?
0:10:30 > 0:10:32That's an international sign for hello.
0:10:32 > 0:10:33And I salute. Everyone salute me.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35That's rather half-hearted.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38So, I've got a silence test for you today
0:10:38 > 0:10:39and I think it's going to defeat you.
0:10:39 > 0:10:43It's going to defeat you. It's going to defeat you.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45- It's going to defeat you.- No it's not!- And I'm very excited. So.
0:10:45 > 0:10:51- No, no, no. - Let my silence test begin.
0:10:51 > 0:10:56- Shhh!- Every adventurer needs to learn how to blend in
0:10:56 > 0:10:58and that means camouflage.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Camouflage and silence.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Now the silence part is up to you
0:11:02 > 0:11:05but I'm going to camouflage you and you have to keep quiet.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Do you think you'll be able to?
0:11:07 > 0:11:08Will you be able to stay silent?
0:11:08 > 0:11:09CHILDREN CHEER
0:11:09 > 0:11:13I don't think you'll be able to stay silent, I am going to paint you all.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16SHE GRUNTS AND GROANS
0:11:16 > 0:11:18So remember, you need to stay silent.
0:11:18 > 0:11:22Let the silence test commence.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25So, Miss Adventure will use all her play paints
0:11:25 > 0:11:28and camouflage skills to make the pupils invisible.
0:11:28 > 0:11:32But can they hide their noise and pass this test?
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Remember, Miss Adventure is a trained professional
0:11:34 > 0:11:37so don't try this at home.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Lauren's keeping schtum.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Miss Adventure is an expert in camouflage.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48There are 14 other people in this room but thanks to her,
0:11:48 > 0:11:49you can't see them.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54This is incredible sustained silence from the team.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Breathtaking.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Where's Callie gone? Oh, there she is!
0:12:00 > 0:12:03I've got to blend in with the background.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Oh, no. Logan won't be broken that easily.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Bring on the muddy gunge.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18Going to get some mud there.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Make sure you can't see.
0:12:20 > 0:12:24Miss Adventure's got Logan gasping! Will that cost them a prize?
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Smile all you like Callum, but now you're in trouble!
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Miss Adventure's going free-form!
0:12:48 > 0:12:51You'll have to do better to break these pupils, Miss Adventure!
0:12:53 > 0:12:57Perhaps the gooey green slime will do the job? Oh!
0:13:01 > 0:13:05Incredible silent work from the whole team so far.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08Miss Gobstop is loving it!
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Miss Adventure is really going for it. She's having an art attack!
0:13:17 > 0:13:21Goodness me, this is quite extraordinary!
0:13:21 > 0:13:25I think these silent kids have pushed Miss Adventure over the edge!
0:13:25 > 0:13:27She just can't break them!
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Oh, but was that a grunt from Logan?
0:13:32 > 0:13:34What's that? Oh, it's Lauren!
0:13:34 > 0:13:39Miss Adventure has given it everything, but the team have completely broken her.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43Your silence test is over.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46CHEERING
0:13:46 > 0:13:50It's up to Miss Gobstop whether or not you've passed the class.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Attention! Attention!
0:13:52 > 0:13:54This is Miss Gobstop.
0:13:54 > 0:13:58Logan, that was a brush with failure.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02Callum, Callie,
0:14:02 > 0:14:07Lauren, I couldn't hear you. Were you there?
0:14:14 > 0:14:15Class...
0:14:15 > 0:14:18I think the team utterly crushed Miss Adventure.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Surely there's a prize in the bag?
0:14:21 > 0:14:23..passed!
0:14:23 > 0:14:25CHEERING
0:14:25 > 0:14:29That's for hitting me in the face!
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Get out! Get out!
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Go on, get out!
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Go! Just go!
0:14:36 > 0:14:39- We passed!- We passed!
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Miss Gobstop said that me and Lauren,
0:14:42 > 0:14:44she couldn't see or hear us.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46And our plan is...
0:14:46 > 0:14:49- stay quiet.- And win!- Shhhh!
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Meanwhile, in the school's hamster cage...
0:14:52 > 0:14:56'Do you do crosswords, Judy?
0:14:56 > 0:14:57'Do you?
0:14:57 > 0:15:00'Three across, seven letters.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02'The School of blank.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07'Silence! Brilliant!'
0:15:09 > 0:15:12It's time for Class 3. Performing arts with Mr Prance.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15If the pupils pass his class, one thing is certain.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18He will make a song and dance about it - in silence.
0:15:18 > 0:15:22So, our noisy pupils have passed two classes.
0:15:22 > 0:15:23Can they make it three in a row?
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Enter!
0:15:26 > 0:15:29- It's a pleasure to meet you. - Good to meet you too.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32- Take a seat, take a seat. - March, two, three, four...
0:15:32 > 0:15:35Wonderful.
0:15:35 > 0:15:40Now, I am Mr Prance, your performance arts teacher.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43- Can we call you Prancey? - Can you call me Prancey?
0:15:43 > 0:15:46- Can I call you Beardy?- No.- No.
0:15:46 > 0:15:50Today, you are about to witness my greatest role.
0:15:50 > 0:15:54Now, on with my silent test.
0:15:57 > 0:16:03This is your ballet class.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05This class will show that you have grace,
0:16:05 > 0:16:09elegance, but most of all, silence.
0:16:09 > 0:16:14Now remember, every move you make
0:16:14 > 0:16:17will be in my special designed ballet shoes.
0:16:17 > 0:16:22Your silent test will begin now.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Raise.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27So the pupils must follow Mr Prance's lead
0:16:27 > 0:16:29through a four stage dance routine,
0:16:29 > 0:16:32wearing squeaky ballet shoes. Can they keep quiet?
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Stage one. Squats.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Mr Prance is a perfectionist.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51Oh, but Lauren's giggle was far from a perfect start.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Logan's clearly enjoying this test...in silence.
0:17:02 > 0:17:03That's more like it.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Mr Prance is ramping up the difficulty levels.
0:17:07 > 0:17:08He is desperate to break them.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Time for Stage Two - sidesteps.
0:17:13 > 0:17:18Oh, Lauren's stifling a giggle. Impressive.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20A lot of squeaks from the special shoes
0:17:20 > 0:17:22but they've kept their mouths shut.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24They must really want those prizes.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26It's time for Stage Three
0:17:26 > 0:17:29and Mr Prance is upping the ante with a side-swoop.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32STIFLED LAUGH
0:17:37 > 0:17:42Oh, great silent giggle, Logan, but he's dropped his wand. Calamity!
0:17:42 > 0:17:45- Callie steps in to save the day. - LOGAN GIGGLES QUIETLY
0:17:45 > 0:17:47But Logan's let out a giggle. Oh, dear!
0:17:47 > 0:17:51It's the final stage and time for him to pull out all the stops.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Can they stay silent?
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Prance's dance has got them giggling.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11Will it be enough to see them fail?
0:18:11 > 0:18:14We're into the final 15 seconds now.
0:18:17 > 0:18:21This is brutal. Mr Prance is piling on the pressure.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28- And the silent test is complete. Cut!- Yay!
0:18:28 > 0:18:30CALLUM: I think we failed there!
0:18:31 > 0:18:38Now, personally, I thought that I was brilliant.
0:18:38 > 0:18:42But it's not up to me to decide whether you've passed or failed.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45Miss Gobstop will be letting you know how you've fared.
0:18:45 > 0:18:50Attention, attention This is Miss Gobstop.
0:18:50 > 0:18:56Callie - you were a silent dancer, not bad.
0:19:00 > 0:19:04Lauren - giggling and hooting. Hmm.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06SHE GIGGLES
0:19:07 > 0:19:12Logan - a fine mover, if not a little giggly.
0:19:19 > 0:19:25Class... Did the team squeak through and bank their third prize?
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Failed!
0:19:27 > 0:19:31- Oh, no! - Yes! I am the Lord Of The Dance.
0:19:31 > 0:19:36- Can the new pupils report to my office immediately!- Yes.
0:19:36 > 0:19:40Out you go. Au revoir, bye-bye.
0:19:43 > 0:19:44Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
0:19:44 > 0:19:48With classes now complete, the pupils are off to see Miss Gobstop to get their report
0:19:48 > 0:19:50before the final exam.
0:19:50 > 0:19:51Enter.
0:19:56 > 0:20:02- So, you've had three classes. - Yes, and I didn't make a sound.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Your silent discipline almost impresses me.
0:20:11 > 0:20:17Logan, you might be light on your feet but you are heavy on my ears.
0:20:19 > 0:20:20Pfff!
0:20:20 > 0:20:22HE GIGGLES
0:20:22 > 0:20:26Lauren - chuckling, giggling, what's next?
0:20:26 > 0:20:27FART NOISE
0:20:29 > 0:20:30SHE GIGGLES
0:20:30 > 0:20:36- Callum.- Aye.- Yes. You have a habit of talking in class.- Aye.
0:20:36 > 0:20:37I think we failed there!
0:20:37 > 0:20:42So, you've passed two classes, that means you've banked two prizes
0:20:42 > 0:20:44from the Confiscation Cupboard.
0:20:44 > 0:20:48But before you even think about getting your noisy little hands on the Golden Gobstopper,
0:20:48 > 0:20:52you're going to have to pass the Final Exam
0:20:52 > 0:20:56which is in the Science Lab. If you are silent through the Final Exam,
0:20:56 > 0:20:58not only will you graduate,
0:20:58 > 0:21:02- you will leave with the prizes that you've banked and... - The Golden Gobstopper.
0:21:02 > 0:21:06The Golden Gobstopper. Well done, Callie.
0:21:06 > 0:21:10- But...- Who does your hair?- ..if you fail the Final Exam,
0:21:10 > 0:21:14you'll be expelled and will receive absolutely nothing.
0:21:14 > 0:21:19- But...- No buts.- But we will get something?- You'll get nothing.
0:21:19 > 0:21:23When I say nothing, I mean nothing. Nothing is zero, zilch, nada.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25So good luck, get out, go!
0:21:25 > 0:21:30- Quickly.- Bossy-boots!
0:21:30 > 0:21:33- Yes, takes one to know one, Callie. Out!- No, it doesn't.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36DOOR SLAMS Oh!
0:21:36 > 0:21:37SHHHH!
0:21:37 > 0:21:40It's time for the Final Exam with the Professor.
0:21:40 > 0:21:44His laugh-out-loud laboratory has one purpose - to get the pupils
0:21:44 > 0:21:47to make three noises and lose all their prizes.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50This madcap scientist is on a mission
0:21:50 > 0:21:53to stop these pupils from graduating. Bring it on!
0:21:53 > 0:21:55GERMAN ACCENT: Hallo, children,
0:21:55 > 0:21:58- and velcome to your Final Examination.- Hello.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01I am the Professor. Today viz the help of my assistant, Herr Helmut...
0:22:01 > 0:22:04"Jahwohl!" ..and all the latest in silent science
0:22:04 > 0:22:09here in my laboratory ve vill be... testing you. "Experimenting!"
0:22:09 > 0:22:14Ve vill be experimenting to see if you have learned ze quiet, ja?
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Vot vill happen in your Final Examination,
0:22:16 > 0:22:18I vill pit you against my latest experiments.
0:22:18 > 0:22:23However, if you make three of ze bad, bad noises,
0:22:23 > 0:22:26you vill fail. Ha, ha, ha, ha!
0:22:26 > 0:22:28But if you manage to keep vith ze quiet,
0:22:28 > 0:22:31you vill graduate and vin all of ze amazing prizes
0:22:31 > 0:22:34including ze elusive Golden Gobstopper.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37- Are you up for that?- Yes.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40Let us make silent science! Ha, ha, ha!
0:22:40 > 0:22:42PUPPET COUGHS
0:22:42 > 0:22:43Shut up!
0:22:43 > 0:22:47Right. Ve'll go vith ze first vone of my latest inventions.
0:22:47 > 0:22:53- It's Lauren to go first.- It is an amazing mind-reading helmet.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56Vot I do is I put it on vone of my subjects and you are able
0:22:56 > 0:23:00to read your mind. Are you ready? Here ve go.
0:23:00 > 0:23:05There ve go. I can read your mind just now.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08It's, "My hair is very dirty, I vont to marry Logan."
0:23:08 > 0:23:11I hear lots of crazy sings in your head. Oh!
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Vell, ve'll go onto ze next vone.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16Ooh, she's not happy but she is silent,
0:23:16 > 0:23:18despite her helmet full of slime.
0:23:18 > 0:23:23- For you, my dear, somesing very, very special.- Oh, it's Callie next.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26I have been keeping zis secret for quite some time.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28It is my invisible cloak.
0:23:28 > 0:23:32Look...ha! You cannot see me, you have no idea where I am.
0:23:32 > 0:23:37You have no... Get in here, Herr Helmut! Here ve go. Can you see me?
0:23:37 > 0:23:41Oh, look, I am so invisible! "Ve are so invisible!"
0:23:41 > 0:23:45You are vondering how zis pie is floating on its own.
0:23:45 > 0:23:50- She's nervous.- Oooh, ooh... Ah, look at zat!
0:23:50 > 0:23:52But silent - excellent stuff!
0:23:52 > 0:23:55Who did zat? Zat was a total mystery.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58- Logan's in the hotseat next. - Ve go onto ze next vone.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Ha, zis is for you.
0:24:00 > 0:24:04Vot we will do is it is my amazing time-freezing machine.
0:24:04 > 0:24:09It freezes time. One, two, three... Freeze!
0:24:11 > 0:24:16Vot's happened? It didn't vurk. Vy didn't it freeze ti...
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Oh, I'd rather have that.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Oh, will Callie's talking be the team's first strike?
0:24:28 > 0:24:32Remember, three strikes and they go home with nothing.
0:24:32 > 0:24:37But Logan won't be broken so easily. What a guy!
0:24:37 > 0:24:39PROFESSOR GASPS
0:24:39 > 0:24:42Vot happened to you? You're an awful mess, Logan.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44You should really learn to blow your nose.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Finally, what's in store for Callum?
0:24:46 > 0:24:51Ze final vone, and perhaps my greatest work ever, is zis.
0:24:51 > 0:24:56Ha! It is my antigravity paint.
0:24:56 > 0:25:00Vot I do is I paint above you and it floats.
0:25:03 > 0:25:08Ha, ha! It is vonderful. It floats, it makes no mess at all!
0:25:08 > 0:25:13Finally, finally I have somesing zat vurks. Finally...
0:25:13 > 0:25:15Oh, a big surprise for Callie but she stayed silent. Awesome!
0:25:15 > 0:25:20Ze aim of zis is off, I'm so sorry about zis. Don't vorry.
0:25:20 > 0:25:25I get you clean, I have a special lever here for cleaning you up.
0:25:25 > 0:25:26Zis vone.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32Ah, the clever professor has done the math.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35More slime equals less silence.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44I'm making you so messy. I try zis... I try zem all.
0:25:47 > 0:25:51- LOGAN GROANS - A shocked shriek from Logan but was it a strike?
0:25:54 > 0:25:55Just 15 seconds to go.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02Can they keep quiet under this torrent of slime?
0:26:05 > 0:26:08Right, zat is it. Your Final Examination is over!
0:26:08 > 0:26:12CHILDREN SCREAM AND WHOOP
0:26:12 > 0:26:17Shush! Vell, how do you sink you did? Did you sqveak, did you sqvawk?
0:26:17 > 0:26:20I sink you made lots of ze dirty pigeon noises
0:26:20 > 0:26:22but it is not up to me if you should fail,
0:26:22 > 0:26:26it is up to ze beautiful Fraulein Gobschtoppen,
0:26:26 > 0:26:30ze headteacher, vether or not you vill vin ze prizes or you shall be
0:26:30 > 0:26:33expelled from ze School Of Silence. Frau Gobschtopper?
0:26:38 > 0:26:41Well, Logan.
0:26:41 > 0:26:47Giggled. Callie, very disappointed.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50You will...
0:26:56 > 0:27:01- ..Graduate!- Yay!- Whoo!
0:27:01 > 0:27:04TEACHERS COMPLAIN
0:27:04 > 0:27:06Yay!
0:27:06 > 0:27:08Great stuff and the team of joyous Geordies
0:27:08 > 0:27:11are clearly delighted to have graduated. Let's have a look
0:27:11 > 0:27:14at how they did it. Callie was talking.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16Oh, I'd rather have that.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18ALARM
0:27:18 > 0:27:20And Logan was shocked into a yelp.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Aww!
0:27:22 > 0:27:24ALARM
0:27:24 > 0:27:26But Lauren and Callum kept silent throughout
0:27:26 > 0:27:31so with only two strikes, it's a spectacular graduation.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34And now get out. Out!
0:27:34 > 0:27:35CHILDREN SCREAM
0:27:35 > 0:27:38Move, get out of here!
0:27:46 > 0:27:51Whoo!
0:27:51 > 0:27:53SCREAMING
0:27:53 > 0:27:58- Yeah!- Yay!- Whoo!
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