0:00:02 > 0:00:05'Welcome to the School of Silence. This is where the noisiest children
0:00:05 > 0:00:08'in the country are sent to prove they can keep quiet.'
0:00:08 > 0:00:11THEY LAUGH
0:00:11 > 0:00:13'We're about to meet four new arrivals,
0:00:13 > 0:00:16'but can they keep quiet for just one day? I doubt it!'
0:00:18 > 0:00:20Shh!
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Ssh!
0:00:36 > 0:00:38SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:00:38 > 0:00:40CHEERING
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Here's how the day works.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53The new pupils have three challenging classes
0:00:53 > 0:00:56to prove they can be silent, followed by the crucial final exam
0:00:56 > 0:01:00which will determine whether they graduate or will be expelled.
0:01:00 > 0:01:05If I think the pupils managed to stay quiet enough to pass a class...
0:01:08 > 0:01:11..then they will bank a prize from my confiscation cupboard.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14But if I think they are being too noisy...
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Agh!
0:01:19 > 0:01:24..they will get nothing and I will know about it thanks to this device,
0:01:24 > 0:01:30the Gobstop 3,000, the very latest in noise monitoring technology.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34If they pass the final exam they will take all the prizes they have banked
0:01:34 > 0:01:37and receive the ultimate reward,
0:01:37 > 0:01:41the Golden Gobstopper.
0:01:41 > 0:01:46However, if they fail to keep that shut I will have no choice
0:01:46 > 0:01:50but to expel them and they will go home with absolutely nothing!
0:01:52 > 0:01:54'Today's noisy lot are from Belfast
0:01:54 > 0:01:57'and they're getting in their last moments of loudness
0:01:57 > 0:02:01'in front of head teacher Miss Gobstop and form tutor, Mr Gross.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05'I think this boisterous bunch will struggle.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09'They'll need to keep it shut to have a chance of going home with a prize.'
0:02:09 > 0:02:13- You, come forward. Name? - CHLOE!
0:02:13 > 0:02:15I heard that.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19'Chloe hates vegetables but loves ducks and would imitate them all day if she could.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21'She's obviously quackers!'
0:02:21 > 0:02:25- You, step forward. Name? - KIAN!
0:02:25 > 0:02:29'Football-mad Kian loves it when his friend laughs like a hyena.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31'Well, it might stop the giraffes stealing the ball.'
0:02:31 > 0:02:34You. Step forward. Name?
0:02:34 > 0:02:36EMMA!
0:02:36 > 0:02:40'The funniest sound Emma's heard was a boy screaming at a spider.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44'Perhaps he'd just swallowed a fly. I don't know why!'
0:02:44 > 0:02:45You. Step forward. Name?
0:02:45 > 0:02:48ODHRAN!
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Went right through me, that did.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52'Odhran once laughed so hard he accidentally let rip
0:02:52 > 0:02:55'in front of everyone at a family dinner.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58'I wonder if he was eating pumpkin pie.'
0:02:58 > 0:02:59Get out! Get them out.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02SCREAMING AND NOISE
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Get rid of them. Quickly!
0:03:06 > 0:03:08'It's time for classes to begin.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11'The first lesson, general studies with Mr Gross.
0:03:11 > 0:03:15'Mr Gross is a real connoisseur of muck and yuck.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19'What surprises has he got hidden away for our bunch from Belfast?'
0:03:28 > 0:03:30- Come in. Come in!- Hello.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Hello Mr Ugly, brushing your teeth, are you?
0:03:32 > 0:03:35- Makes a change. - Yes, I was brushing my teeth.
0:03:35 > 0:03:40- Dental hygiene is very, very important.- Please go away.
0:03:40 > 0:03:45I like to brush my teeth with squeezy cheese spread.
0:03:45 > 0:03:49- Ugh!- And most importantly, a lot of people forget to do this,
0:03:49 > 0:03:51is brush your tongue.
0:03:51 > 0:03:52- Ugh!- Ooh!
0:03:52 > 0:03:54- Would you like some?- No!
0:03:54 > 0:03:57- I've got a spare brush.- No!
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Right, I tell you what, I'll put this down and get on with the class.
0:04:00 > 0:04:06So, I am Mr Gross, your general studies teacher
0:04:06 > 0:04:11and I am here to give you your first silent test.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Now, Miss Gobstop is listening at all times
0:04:14 > 0:04:17on these fluffy little microphones.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20She knows if you're being noisy.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24So, you need to work as a team to try and be silent together.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27It'll improve your life.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Going forward, people will not have to pretend they're listening
0:04:30 > 0:04:33to you because you will be quiet
0:04:33 > 0:04:38- and it will be much, much nicer, won't it?- Yes.
0:04:38 > 0:04:42Anyway, it's time for your first silent test.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Stop giggling, Chloe, it's not a laughing matter,
0:04:45 > 0:04:50this is serious silent testing.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54Your first silent test is all about memory.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56The good thing about remembering things
0:04:56 > 0:04:59is you don't have to make any noise when you do it.
0:04:59 > 0:05:04There are 12 lockers here and inside each locker is an item.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07So you're going to take turns to step up here
0:05:07 > 0:05:11and open two lockers, trying to find a pair.
0:05:11 > 0:05:15But remember, you must try to do it in...
0:05:15 > 0:05:18- Silence.- Correct.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21There is hope.
0:05:21 > 0:05:25OK, your silence test starts now.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29'So for this game our pupils have two turns each to silently find
0:05:29 > 0:05:32'matching objects in these shocking lockers.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34'What's inside Odhran's locker?
0:05:34 > 0:05:38'It's a party and someone's brought the spray string!
0:05:38 > 0:05:43'But Odhran's celebrating in silence.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45'Can he pair up the party locker?
0:05:45 > 0:05:47'No, it's a clown.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49'But it's not making him laugh.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51'Kian is next.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53'What's going to be in his first locker?
0:05:53 > 0:05:55'It's a blizzard.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59'So where's the matching locker?
0:06:00 > 0:06:04'No, not there. There's a skeleton in that cupboard.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07'Kian's been scared into silence and Miss Gobstop likes it.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10'It's Emma next.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12'She's found the clown.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15'Can she remember where the other one was?
0:06:15 > 0:06:19'Yes, she can.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22'And she's done it in silence. Miss Gobstop will be happy.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24'It's Chloe's turn.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29'Ooh. It's a snotty looking gunge.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31'That's got right up her nose.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36The next box is a party.
0:06:39 > 0:06:44'But Chloe's laughing might mean there will be no celebrations later.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46'It's back to Odhran again.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48'He's found the other blizzard.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51'Can he remember where the first one was?
0:06:51 > 0:06:52'Is it this one?
0:06:54 > 0:06:58'No, it's that snotty gunge but he's made his mistake in silence.
0:06:58 > 0:06:59'Good.
0:06:59 > 0:07:03'Back to Kian. He's found the blizzard, too.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07'But is Kian able to remember where the other one is?
0:07:09 > 0:07:12'No, he's not. He's found the green slime again!'
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Don't worry, it's not real snot.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Well, at least I don't think so.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18'OK, it's Emma again.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21'There's the blizzard. Can she find the matching locker
0:07:21 > 0:07:24'and, more importantly, do it in silence?
0:07:29 > 0:07:34'Oh, yes, she can. Snow bother at all.
0:07:34 > 0:07:39'It's Chloe last and it's party time again.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41'Look at that determination to keep quiet.
0:07:41 > 0:07:46'Can she find the matching locker? Slimy gunge again.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49'She's got the wrong one. And she giggled.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52'But was it too loud for Miss Gobstop.'
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Your silence test is over!
0:07:55 > 0:07:58'So have they done enough to earn their first pass and bank a prize?'
0:07:58 > 0:08:01- Did you make any noise?- Nope.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04No, you say.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08It doesn't matter what do you think, or even what I think.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12The only person whose opinion matters
0:08:12 > 0:08:18is our illustrious headmistress, the wonderful Miss Gobstop.
0:08:18 > 0:08:22Attention, attention! This is Miss Gobstop.
0:08:22 > 0:08:27Finding pairs is definitely not your strong point.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Neither is holding your giggly gasp, Chloe.
0:08:34 > 0:08:38But were you quiet enough as a team?
0:08:38 > 0:08:42- Class...- 'Here come the results.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45'Will the day start with a prize pass, or a noisy fail?'
0:08:45 > 0:08:47..passed.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Yes!
0:08:49 > 0:08:53You may have got past this silence test but there are two more
0:08:53 > 0:08:57to go before the final exam and they'll be even trickier.
0:08:57 > 0:09:01- And I suspect you're going to be even noisier.- Hee hee!
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Get out of my class! And don't come back!
0:09:06 > 0:09:09I'm not falling for the same trick twice, Odhran.
0:09:09 > 0:09:13I may be stupid but I'm not really stupid. Get out.
0:09:13 > 0:09:18- We passed!- We passed! - We passed Mr Gross's test.
0:09:18 > 0:09:22- And we're going to win.- And we'll resign from the School of Silence!
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Attention, attention!
0:09:28 > 0:09:31This is the School of Silence.
0:09:31 > 0:09:35I am pleased to announce the testing of my latest
0:09:35 > 0:09:38howl-deadening invention has now begun.
0:09:38 > 0:09:42I'm sure we'll all hear the benefits over the coming term.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Thank you!
0:09:46 > 0:09:48'Thank you! It's time for Class 2.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51'Geography with Miss Adventure.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54'She rumbled in the jumble and upset all the animals.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56'So with one test passed, how will our pupils get on in here?
0:09:56 > 0:09:59'Will they put up a fight and claim another prize
0:09:59 > 0:10:01'or will Miss Adventure manage to defeat them?'
0:10:06 > 0:10:11- Oh! Come in! Come on in, come in. - Hello!- Hello, take a seat.
0:10:11 > 0:10:17Oh, there we are. That's lovely. Sit down, children. Welcome.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20I am Miss Adventure, your geography teacher.
0:10:20 > 0:10:25And you're here in my class to see whether or not you can stay silent.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28- Now, you've passed Mr Gross's class, correct?- ALL: Yes.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31- Do you think you can stay silent in my class?- ALL: Ye-es!
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Well, I don't think so cos I'm going to defeat you.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36I'm going to defeat you...
0:10:36 > 0:10:39You call that dancing? We can well beat you at dancing!
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Chloe, up you come. Come on, then. Let's judge.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Me and you. Me and you. What kind of dance are we doing?
0:10:45 > 0:10:46Do you know the shuffle?
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Shuffle, go ahead, shuffle. We'll do it, OK.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Not a problem, and I'll put my own twist on it. Ready?
0:10:54 > 0:10:59Mmm-cha-oom, cha-oom-cha, nee-ee-ee! Wicka-wicka-wicka-wicka!
0:10:59 > 0:11:03What are you, an Oompa Loompa?!
0:11:03 > 0:11:07Er, sit down. It's time for my silence test.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Every explorer needs to be sure footed,
0:11:10 > 0:11:11and my silence test is going to see
0:11:11 > 0:11:16if you can get across my swamp as quickly and quietly as possible.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18What we're going to do is make you a bit dizzy,
0:11:18 > 0:11:22nothing is easy in the School of Silence,
0:11:22 > 0:11:25make you dizzy and you have to travel across here.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27If you step off this line, you'll hear a noise.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29LION ROARS
0:11:29 > 0:11:31You need to make your way across here
0:11:31 > 0:11:34as quickly and quietly as possible.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37- So you think you're going to pass my silence test?- ALL: Yes!
0:11:37 > 0:11:40With my brother and sister, let's get started.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Positions, please! Chloe, you're up first.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44My sister wants to go along there.
0:11:44 > 0:11:50Silence test will start in five, four, three, two, one.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55'So, Miss Adventure's brother spins the pupils to make them dizzy.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58'Then they must struggle through the swamp,
0:11:58 > 0:12:00'while the entire team stays quiet.'
0:12:01 > 0:12:03CHLOE GIGGLES
0:12:03 > 0:12:07'Chloe's laughing already. Miss Gobstop will be furious.'
0:12:10 > 0:12:13BIRD SQUAWKS
0:12:13 > 0:12:15'Oh, there's all sorts of animal noises,
0:12:15 > 0:12:18'but I'm sure I can hear the Lesser Spotted Chloe.'
0:12:21 > 0:12:26'OK, Emma's up next for a spin through the swamp.'
0:12:29 > 0:12:32'Oh, dear. A slight problem with gravity. And she's down.'
0:12:36 > 0:12:39'Odhran's chuckling but Miss Gobstop isn't.'
0:12:40 > 0:12:44'Emma has set off the raucous sounds of the swamp,
0:12:44 > 0:12:46'but she's kept herself quiet.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48'Next is Kian.'
0:12:49 > 0:12:51'Oh, Odhran's whispering there.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Ow!
0:12:53 > 0:12:55'And there's a squawk from Kian.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57'Miss Gobstop is not liking that one bit.'
0:13:00 > 0:13:01'There goes Kian.'
0:13:01 > 0:13:03ELEPHANT TRUMPETS
0:13:05 > 0:13:08'Oh, he's managing to stay upright.'
0:13:10 > 0:13:12'Unlike the trees!'
0:13:13 > 0:13:16'Now, Odhran's last. Can the team finish in silence,
0:13:16 > 0:13:19'or will they be swamped by noise?'
0:13:22 > 0:13:25'Miss Adventure and her pet croc trying to put him off.
0:13:25 > 0:13:26'But he's finished in silence.'
0:13:26 > 0:13:29Your silence test is over.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32- ALL: Ya-a-ay! - Your silence test...!
0:13:32 > 0:13:36Well, erm, I heard, I think, quite a lot of noise.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39It doesn't matter what I think, doesn't matter what you think.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42It's about Miss Gobstop, so let's find out what Miss Gobstop thought.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Attention, attention! This is Miss Gobstop.
0:13:45 > 0:13:52I heard monkeys, elephants, lions and heavy footed giggle-mouths.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Chloe, Odhran, Kian...
0:13:55 > 0:13:57CHLOE GIGGLES
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Ow!
0:14:01 > 0:14:05If only you three would take a leaf out of Emma's quiet book.
0:14:05 > 0:14:09But were your noises enough to rumble the jungle?
0:14:09 > 0:14:10Class...
0:14:10 > 0:14:14'So, will this boisterous bunch bank their second prize?'
0:14:14 > 0:14:16..Failed!
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Ya-a-a-a-ay!
0:14:18 > 0:14:20What a shame.
0:14:20 > 0:14:24Get out...we are out. We'll get out!
0:14:26 > 0:14:30'That's one pass and one fail so far for our team from Belfast.'
0:14:32 > 0:14:34We failed Miss Adventure's class.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36- I know.- But we still had a lot of fun.
0:14:36 > 0:14:40ALL: Cos we're going to be silent for the School of Silence.
0:14:40 > 0:14:41Shh!
0:14:41 > 0:14:46'Yes, shh! Meanwhile, in the school's hamster cage...'
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Right, where were we?
0:14:48 > 0:14:54I hear with my little ear something beginning with N.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Hmm? Hmm?
0:14:58 > 0:15:02Nothing! Absolutely nothing!
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Boring. Bang!
0:15:06 > 0:15:09'Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
0:15:09 > 0:15:11'the school's performing arts teacher,
0:15:11 > 0:15:14'the Lord of the Silent Dance, Mr Les Prance.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18'But can our students stay quiet in his class?
0:15:18 > 0:15:20'With one pass and one fail already,
0:15:20 > 0:15:22'how are our pupils going to get on with their next test?'
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Morning. Sit down, sit down, sit down.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Bonjour!
0:15:32 > 0:15:37Excuse me, Mr...France, isn't it? What are you doing?
0:15:42 > 0:15:49Now, I am Mr Prance, your teacher of the performing arts.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52And here, within the theatre of silence,
0:15:52 > 0:15:57I will be testing you to prove that you cannot remain quiet.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59How have you done so far? How's the day been?
0:15:59 > 0:16:00One pass and one fail.
0:16:00 > 0:16:04One pass and one fail. So who's the troublemaker?
0:16:04 > 0:16:07- These three. - Those three.- Yes, not me.
0:16:07 > 0:16:08You're perfect, Emma. I see.
0:16:08 > 0:16:12Remember, Miss Gobstop will be listening to every single sound
0:16:12 > 0:16:17that you make via your fluffy little microphones.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20It's now time for my first silence test.
0:16:20 > 0:16:24As a performer, there are times that you must remain still
0:16:24 > 0:16:26and also silent.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28This is a staring competition,
0:16:28 > 0:16:33with my assistant issuing a cold water punishment for blinking.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Blink and you'll get it.
0:16:36 > 0:16:43Your silence test has begun, in three, two, one.
0:16:43 > 0:16:44Stare.
0:16:44 > 0:16:48'It's the classic silent stare-off, with water down the back
0:16:48 > 0:16:52'for the first to blink, and the rest of the team must stay quiet.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54'Kian and Chloe are first up.'
0:16:55 > 0:17:00'Intense concentration from the start, but, oh, Chloe's blinked!
0:17:00 > 0:17:04'Let's see that again. Kian disarms Chloe with a friendly smile
0:17:04 > 0:17:07'before launching a pupil-piercing attack and Chloe crumbles.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09'And here comes the water.'
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Ah-ha-ha-ha!
0:17:11 > 0:17:12'What a lot of noise!
0:17:12 > 0:17:16'That's lighting up the Gobstop 3,000 like a Christmas tree.'
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Ha-ha-ha-ha! A-agh!
0:17:18 > 0:17:20'That's got to tip Miss Gobstop over the edge.
0:17:20 > 0:17:25'Not the best of starts, but can Emma and Odhran do any better?'
0:17:26 > 0:17:32Round Two. In three, two, one, stare.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35'Icily intense eye-work from Emma.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40'And there's the blink. Let's rewind.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43'Emma's left-eye right-eye combination
0:17:43 > 0:17:47'melting Odhran's resolve. That smile won't last long.'
0:17:48 > 0:17:51ODHRAN LAUGHS
0:17:54 > 0:17:59And Odhran's laugh isn't going to help them pass, either.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02OK, stare fans, it's the final eye-off, with Emma and Kian.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06This is the final. Close your eyes.
0:18:06 > 0:18:10In three, two, one. Stare.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14'Emma launches in with a tongue attack,
0:18:14 > 0:18:19'but Kian comes back with a masterful cross-eye manoeuvre.'
0:18:23 > 0:18:24'And Emma has gone.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28'It was ice versus rock here, and Emma's tongue technique
0:18:28 > 0:18:31'blown away by the sheer force of Kian's stony squint.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33'Bam! All over.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35'And it's water time!
0:18:35 > 0:18:38'But that chuckle from Kian might mean it's fail time.'
0:18:40 > 0:18:43'Supreme silence from Emma there. Water player!
0:18:43 > 0:18:45'But is it enough to earn them a pass?'
0:18:47 > 0:18:50And now your silence test is over.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52ALL: Yes!
0:18:54 > 0:18:58At the end of that test, I can safely say,
0:18:58 > 0:19:03without a shred of a doubt, that myself and Nursie were amazing!
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Well done, Nursie. High five. Thank you.
0:19:05 > 0:19:06What about us?
0:19:06 > 0:19:09It's not for me to decide. it's up to Miss Gobstop.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13Attention, attention! This is Miss Gobstop.
0:19:13 > 0:19:18Normally, I don't hear anything during a staring contest,
0:19:18 > 0:19:21making it a favourite pastime of mine.
0:19:21 > 0:19:26But I heard gasps and shrieks of surprise.
0:19:26 > 0:19:31- Ah-ha-ha-ha! Aagh! - Ah-ha-ha!
0:19:31 > 0:19:37Only one of you was as quiet as an icicle. Emma, the ice queen.
0:19:40 > 0:19:41Class...
0:19:41 > 0:19:45'So, have Belfast banked their second prize of the day?'
0:19:46 > 0:19:47..Failed!
0:19:47 > 0:19:50Yes! Ha-ha-ha!
0:19:50 > 0:19:54Will the new pupils please report to my office immediately?
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Au revoir, goodbye, take care.
0:19:57 > 0:20:03Thank you very much. Yes, don't drip any water anywhere. Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Ahhhhh...!
0:20:05 > 0:20:07'With all their classes now complete,
0:20:07 > 0:20:10'the pupils are off to see Miss Gobstop to get their report
0:20:10 > 0:20:12'before the Final Exam.'
0:20:12 > 0:20:13Enter.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16- 'S up?- What's up?
0:20:16 > 0:20:20So, shall we take a look at your report and see how you've done?
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Chloe, you started today as Little Miss Backchat,
0:20:23 > 0:20:26but I saw you melted under pressure.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Odhran, cheeky, cheeky giggler.
0:20:35 > 0:20:39- Kian, do you know the meaning of silence?- Yes.
0:20:39 > 0:20:40Ho-ho!
0:20:40 > 0:20:46Emma, I almost forgot you were here. Your silence is quite superb.
0:20:46 > 0:20:50I could make you the silent school captain.
0:20:52 > 0:20:57You've passed one test today, making sure that you've banked one prize.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00If you graduate, not only will you take home the prize,
0:21:00 > 0:21:03but you'll also take home the ultimate reward
0:21:03 > 0:21:06of the Golden Gobstopper.
0:21:07 > 0:21:13If, however, you make three noises or more to set off my Gobstop 3,000,
0:21:13 > 0:21:16you won't take any prizes home and go home with absolutely nothing.
0:21:16 > 0:21:21So I would say, get yourself to the science lab,
0:21:21 > 0:21:24zip it and let's see how you do.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26- Now get out.- Thank you.
0:21:26 > 0:21:31Thank you. ALL: Conga, conga, conga...!
0:21:31 > 0:21:33The conga?! The conga?!
0:21:34 > 0:21:37'It's time for the Final Exam with the Professor.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40'Our brave bunch from Belfast will have to face
0:21:40 > 0:21:43'the most dastardly inventions in his lab of horrors
0:21:43 > 0:21:45'before they can pass and claim their prizes.'
0:21:45 > 0:21:49Ah, hello, my little giggling grasshoppers,
0:21:49 > 0:21:51and velcome to ze laboratory.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54I am ze Professor, and today with ze help of my assistant,
0:21:54 > 0:21:57- Herr Helmut...- Science ninja! - A-agh! Get off!
0:21:57 > 0:22:02What will happen today is I will run you through your Final Examination.
0:22:02 > 0:22:06I will pit you against the power of my silent laboratory
0:22:06 > 0:22:08and some of my greatest inventions.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10However, as Fraulein Gobstopper said,
0:22:10 > 0:22:13if you make three of ze bad noises, you will be expelled.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Tie your shoes, you're running a failure marathon. Ha!
0:22:16 > 0:22:20But, if you manage to keep with the quiet - unlikely! -
0:22:20 > 0:22:24then you will graduate and you will win ze elusive Golden Gobstopper
0:22:24 > 0:22:26and all of ze fantastic prizes.
0:22:26 > 0:22:27Do you think you will do it?
0:22:27 > 0:22:29- ALL: Yes. - Well, I don't know about that.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32Have you ever thought of getting a bath?
0:22:32 > 0:22:34I think you've got little rats in your hair.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37Well, that's ironic, cos I'm going to do something to your hair
0:22:37 > 0:22:39in a little while. Ha-ha-ha!
0:22:39 > 0:22:42- Are you ready to commence the Final Examination?- ALL: Yes!
0:22:42 > 0:22:44'The Professor is determined
0:22:44 > 0:22:47'to keep the Golden Gobstopper out of their hands. Do your vurst!'
0:22:47 > 0:22:52We will commence in drei, zwei, eins!
0:22:52 > 0:22:56THUNDER CLAPS
0:22:56 > 0:22:58- Was that you?- No, it was you! - I did a poo.
0:22:58 > 0:23:02Who will be first? I think it shall be you.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04'First up is Kian.'
0:23:04 > 0:23:05Zis is my singing chicken.
0:23:05 > 0:23:10Oh, it is so wonderful, it sings the most wonderful...what's that?
0:23:10 > 0:23:13You're feeling ill? Vot happened? Did you have a bad egg?
0:23:13 > 0:23:16Oh, what, you're going to be sick? You can't be sick here!
0:23:16 > 0:23:19But, oh, oh, ah, a-a-agh!
0:23:19 > 0:23:23'Oh, dear. Chicken sick. That's egg-zactly what he didn't want.
0:23:23 > 0:23:24'But he's kept quiet.'
0:23:24 > 0:23:30Now, what do we have next? This is my magnetic pie.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32It is attracted to the face of the child
0:23:32 > 0:23:36that is going to make the most noise.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38We turn the machine on.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42Who's it going to?
0:23:42 > 0:23:47Oh, ooh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
0:23:48 > 0:23:51'Oh, that magnetic pie cruelly drawn to Odhran's nerves of steel,
0:23:51 > 0:23:54'and it ends up with a messy face.'
0:23:54 > 0:23:56I like your beard!
0:23:57 > 0:24:00OK, who do we have next?
0:24:00 > 0:24:03'It's Emma, the stare-off queen next.'
0:24:03 > 0:24:06- We don't appear to have anything. - I feel like I've got to sneeze.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09- You vot?- I've got a very bad cold. - You vot?
0:24:09 > 0:24:13- Ah-ah-ah...ah-ah-ah... - Don't sneeze.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Ah-poo!
0:24:16 > 0:24:18'Oh, not even a flinch.
0:24:18 > 0:24:22'She's facing up to the Professor like a true champ.'
0:24:22 > 0:24:26'Keep that up, and this class is looking at a pass.'
0:24:26 > 0:24:31But who do we have next? For you, Chloe, something very special.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34'What's in store for Chloe from Herr Professor?'
0:24:34 > 0:24:37Zis is my long-distance hairdressing kit.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40From up to six billion, billion, zillion miles,
0:24:40 > 0:24:43I can give you a shampoo and rinse. It is wonderful.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Let us see if I turn it on,
0:24:45 > 0:24:48I tried it on myself but it didn't work. I just got cooties.
0:24:48 > 0:24:52'He may have passed 1,000 diplomas, but not one was for hairdressing.'
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Activate!
0:24:54 > 0:24:57'Oh, dear. A very unfashionable blue rinse for Chloe.'
0:24:57 > 0:25:00Oh, dear. I so sorry, it seems the machine...don't worry,
0:25:00 > 0:25:03I have a special tool here for just cleaning you up.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06We have it here. Right, this one!
0:25:07 > 0:25:09SPLOSH
0:25:09 > 0:25:12'Oh, sludge a shame!'
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Don't worry, I have another one here. This one!
0:25:15 > 0:25:18'20 seconds left. Time for the final gunge-a-thon!'
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Oh, OK...
0:25:22 > 0:25:25All right, this is getting scary now.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28'Remember, three strikes means they're expelled
0:25:28 > 0:25:30'and go home empty-handed.'
0:25:32 > 0:25:35'Oh, was that a noise from Chloe?'
0:25:35 > 0:25:39That's it! Your Final Examination is over!
0:25:39 > 0:25:40ALL: Yeah!
0:25:40 > 0:25:43Well, my little buzzing bees,
0:25:43 > 0:25:46how do you think you did in your Final Examination?
0:25:46 > 0:25:49Really well, because we didn't laugh, none of us.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52Well, if it was up to me, I don't know,
0:25:52 > 0:25:55- I think I would have to fail you. What about you, Helmut?- Silence!
0:25:55 > 0:26:00Thank you for your contributions. Let us see how you have done.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03It is only up to the glorious head teacher, Fraulein Gobstopper.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Gobstopper!
0:26:05 > 0:26:07'The team have failed two classes and passed one,
0:26:07 > 0:26:10'so with the prize and the Golden Gobstopper at stake,
0:26:10 > 0:26:12'will they pass the Final Exam and graduate?'
0:26:12 > 0:26:16How did meine guinea pigs do?
0:26:16 > 0:26:20Hmm. Your Final Examination is over.
0:26:20 > 0:26:24The Gobstop 3,000 has spoken.
0:26:26 > 0:26:27You...
0:26:30 > 0:26:32..have...
0:26:33 > 0:26:34..graduated!
0:26:34 > 0:26:36ALL: Ye-a-a-ah!
0:26:36 > 0:26:38'It's victory for the team from Belfast.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41'They've won the Golden Gobstopper. So just how did that happen?'
0:26:44 > 0:26:46'Despite the Professor throwing everything at them,
0:26:46 > 0:26:49'they did a sterling job of staying silent.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52'Apart from one mini-snigger from Chloe.
0:26:52 > 0:26:56'So with only one strike on the Gobstop 3,000,
0:26:56 > 0:27:00'they passed the Final Exam and will go home with a prize
0:27:00 > 0:27:03'and the Golden Gobstopper.'
0:27:05 > 0:27:09I'm very amazed that you've managed to keep it shut
0:27:09 > 0:27:11during the Final Exam.
0:27:11 > 0:27:12I congratulate you.
0:27:12 > 0:27:16Please take the Golden Gobstopper on behalf of the team.
0:27:16 > 0:27:20Spread the silence throughout your schools and get out.
0:27:20 > 0:27:23I really don't want to see you anymore. Get out.
0:27:23 > 0:27:24Go on. Clear off. That's it.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26ALL SPEAK AT ONCE
0:27:26 > 0:27:28ALL: A-a-a-a-agh!
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0:27:33 > 0:27:35ALL: A-a-agh! Woo!
0:27:43 > 0:27:45ALL: Yea-a-a-ah!