0:00:02 > 0:00:03Welcome to the School Of Silence.
0:00:03 > 0:00:07This is where the noisiest children in the country are sent
0:00:07 > 0:00:09to prove they can keep quiet.
0:00:09 > 0:00:11SHE SCREAMS
0:00:11 > 0:00:13We're about to meet four new arrivals,
0:00:13 > 0:00:16but can they keep quiet for just one day?
0:00:16 > 0:00:17Oh, I doubt it!
0:00:19 > 0:00:20Shhh!
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Oh!
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Shhh!
0:00:36 > 0:00:38BELL RINGS AND CHILDREN SCREAM
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Here's how the day works.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53The new pupils have three challenging classes to prove
0:00:53 > 0:00:56they can be silent, followed by the crucial Final Exam,
0:00:56 > 0:01:00which will determine whether they graduate or will be expelled.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04If I think the pupils manage to stay quiet enough to pass a class...
0:01:08 > 0:01:11..then they will bank a prize from my Confiscation Cupboard.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14But if I think they are being too noisy...
0:01:16 > 0:01:18THEY LAUGH AND SCREAM
0:01:19 > 0:01:23..they will get nothing. And I will know about it,
0:01:23 > 0:01:24thanks to this device -
0:01:24 > 0:01:30the Gobstop 3000, the very latest in noise-monitoring technology.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34If they pass the Final Exam, they will take all the prizes they
0:01:34 > 0:01:38have banked and receive the ultimate reward - the Golden Gobstopper.
0:01:41 > 0:01:46However, if they fail to keep THAT shut, I will have no choice
0:01:46 > 0:01:50but to expel them and they will go home with absolutely nothing. 'Shhh!'
0:01:50 > 0:01:52It's now time for school to start.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Today's boisterous bunch are from Birmingham
0:01:55 > 0:01:57and are having their noise levels monitored by our
0:01:57 > 0:02:01headmistress, Miss Gobstop, and their new form teacher, Mr Gross.
0:02:01 > 0:02:08- You! Step forward! Name?- CHARLIE!
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Charlie is the girlie giggler of this gang
0:02:10 > 0:02:13and would scream all day long if she could.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17- You! Name?- TAMIKA!
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Tamika's favourite noise is the trumping sound
0:02:20 > 0:02:21she makes with her mouth.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25I'm told her real ones are louder and twice as deadly.
0:02:25 > 0:02:30- You! Step forward! Name?- JOSHUA!
0:02:30 > 0:02:34Joshua likes to bug people with his singing and thinks the most annoying
0:02:34 > 0:02:36sound in the world is the smoke alarm going off
0:02:36 > 0:02:39when his mum burns the dinner.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43- You! Name?- ELLISON!
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Ellison's favourite loud noise is a lion's roar.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50Ironically, lions hate Ellison's noisy screaming.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52OK, enough! Get out! That's it! Get them out!
0:02:52 > 0:02:56I don't hold out much hope for this set of screamers
0:02:56 > 0:02:59graduating from the School Of Silence.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01It's time for classes to begin.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05The first lesson is General Studies with Mr Gross.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08He's Gross by name and really Gross by nature.
0:03:08 > 0:03:13So, who knows what stinky surprises he has in store for our students.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19HE BREAKS WIND
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Oh, dear, Mr Gross! I can only apologise on his behalf.
0:03:26 > 0:03:27Come in!
0:03:27 > 0:03:29INAUDIBLE INSULT
0:03:29 > 0:03:30- Sit down!- Hello!
0:03:32 > 0:03:36Don't slam the door! Crikey!
0:03:36 > 0:03:43- Is it really necessary?- Yes, it is. - OK. I am your teacher...- Bird brain!
0:03:43 > 0:03:45THEY LAUGH
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Bird brain. Right.
0:03:48 > 0:03:54I am your General Studies teacher, Mr Gross, and I am here to give you
0:03:54 > 0:03:59your first Silent Test. And you're here to prove you can be silent.
0:03:59 > 0:04:00But I don't think you can do it.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Well, I think we can do it, Mr Gross.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05- I don't think you can, Joshua. - I think we can!
0:04:05 > 0:04:09- I think we can! - We'll see about that, won't we?
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Miss Gobstop is listening on these little furry microphones
0:04:12 > 0:04:14to every noise that you make.
0:04:14 > 0:04:19So, if you make too much noise, you'll fail my class
0:04:19 > 0:04:21and you'll be expelled.
0:04:21 > 0:04:26It's time for your first Silent Test.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30Your first Silent Test is about gardening.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33I've got for you some lovely compost balls.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37We are going to test to see if they are rotten or not.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39So, what I'm going to do is spin the wheel
0:04:39 > 0:04:44and if the colour matches your tie, then you pick.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Then you need to really give it a good whack
0:04:46 > 0:04:48and slam it on your forehead.
0:04:48 > 0:04:53But the most important thing about this test is to do it in...
0:04:53 > 0:04:57- Silence!- Yes! Joshua! Amazing! You're actually getting it.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00I think we might have had a breakthrough.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03So, will this noisy lot be able to keep it shut
0:05:03 > 0:05:05when hit in the face with a rotten ball?
0:05:05 > 0:05:06There are six in total,
0:05:06 > 0:05:10which all must be smashed onto their foreheads.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Whose colour will the wheel of misfortune land on first?
0:05:17 > 0:05:21- Purple!- Taking not allowed during a Silence Test, Ellison.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23MILD TITTERING
0:05:23 > 0:05:26So, Joshua's up first. Can he keep quiet?
0:05:30 > 0:05:32CHARLIE LAUGHS
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Charlie Chuckles there is already laughing.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Miss Gobstop will not be impressed.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40LOUD LAUGHTER
0:05:49 > 0:05:54Next up, it's gone green and that means it's Tamika's turn.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01LOUD LAUGHTER
0:06:01 > 0:06:06Chuckling Charlie's lapping it up! School Of Silence, Charlie!
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Understand? No, I don't think she does.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13Mr Gross spins again.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20Ooh! It's blue. That means it's Ellison's turn.
0:06:25 > 0:06:26Ugh.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29CHARLIE LAUGHS UNCONTROLLABLY
0:06:31 > 0:06:35Loud laughing - one of Miss Gobstop's most hated sounds.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39SHE KEEPS LAUGHING
0:06:39 > 0:06:43We're half way through, so who will get the fourth compost ball?
0:06:43 > 0:06:45CHARLIE KEEPS LAUGHING
0:06:45 > 0:06:48It's Joshua again! He doesn't look pleased!
0:06:50 > 0:06:51MILD LAUGHTER
0:06:51 > 0:06:55They have to keep it together if they want to bank a prize.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Tamika can't look!
0:07:10 > 0:07:12MILD TITTERING
0:07:12 > 0:07:16And chuckling Charlie gets number five.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20QUIET LAUGHTER
0:07:20 > 0:07:25QUIET LAUGHTER GETS LOUDER
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Tamika and Ellison are delighted, as we can hear.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31But so can Miss Gobstop! Oh, dear!
0:07:31 > 0:07:36- Who will get this last ball? - Let's hope it's a stinky one!
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Great news, noise fans! It's second time unlucky for Charlie.
0:07:43 > 0:07:48What will she do this time? Burst into song? Shout out the alphabet?
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Scream into a loud-hailer? It's anybody's guess.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53SHE LAUGHS
0:07:53 > 0:07:55No, she's just going to giggle again.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58SHE LAUGHS
0:08:00 > 0:08:05OK, that's the end of your Silence Test.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07So, have these giggling girls
0:08:07 > 0:08:10and boys been quiet enough to pass the class?
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Well...
0:08:13 > 0:08:16I've had quite a few Silent Tests in my time.
0:08:16 > 0:08:21Let me tell you, that was far from the quietest.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24- How do you think you did? - I don't think we did good.- I do.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27- I think we did excellent. - Tamika. Brilliant.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31I tell you what, you'll go far with that amount of delusion.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34Let's see what Miss Gobstop has to say, shall we?
0:08:34 > 0:08:39Attention! Attention! This is Miss Gobstop.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Charlie...
0:08:42 > 0:08:46.."A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha," is not silence.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49SHE LAUGHS LOUDLY
0:08:49 > 0:08:53Tamika...giggler.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55SHE GIGGLES
0:08:56 > 0:09:01- Class...- Time for the result. Have the team bagged a prize?
0:09:03 > 0:09:05..failed!
0:09:07 > 0:09:10- So, no surprises and no prizes. - So, you failed.
0:09:10 > 0:09:14Fortunately, I don't have to see any more of you for the rest
0:09:14 > 0:09:16of the day, so scram!
0:09:16 > 0:09:20- Go on, clear off!- Ugh. - Bye, Mr Smelly Breath!
0:09:20 > 0:09:25Oh, don't you call me Smelly Breath, young lad. Out you go, Charlie.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27- ALL: We failed.- It was disgusting.
0:09:27 > 0:09:31- We had to smack eggs on our head and everything.- I hated it.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34I hated Mr Gross's one.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37I think we failed, because Charlie, she shrieked too much.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40I think we failed because every time someone got an egg
0:09:40 > 0:09:43smashed off her head, she started laughing.
0:09:43 > 0:09:48- It wasn't MY fault!- ALL: Yes, it was!- It wasn't!- ALL: It was.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50On the next one, we're going to be quiet.
0:09:50 > 0:09:55- We're not going to even open our mouths.- ALL: We're going to do it!
0:09:55 > 0:09:59We're going to do it! We're going to do it! 'Shhh!'
0:10:01 > 0:10:05Attention! Attention! This is the School Of Silence.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Thank you so much to the children who have clubbed
0:10:08 > 0:10:10together for my wonderful birthday present.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12I will open it now.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17SHE SCREAMS
0:10:23 > 0:10:27With one big fat fail and no prizes under their belts,
0:10:27 > 0:10:29it's time for the students' second class -
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Geography, with Miss Adventure.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34This tiny teacher has tip-toed round the globe picking up
0:10:34 > 0:10:37silent skills to put our pupils to the test.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Can our noisy bunch bank their first prize?
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Come in! Come in, young...young roamers. Come in. Welcome.
0:10:47 > 0:10:52- Hello, everybody. Hello, class. - ALL: Hello.- I'm Miss Adventure.
0:10:52 > 0:10:57- Hello, Miss Adventure.- Hello. How did it go in Mr Gross's class?
0:10:57 > 0:10:58We failed.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00A bit of a giggler, Charlie? Bit of a giggler, are you?
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Is it easy to make you giggle?
0:11:02 > 0:11:03SHE GIGGLES
0:11:03 > 0:11:07- Yes, lovely. So are you going to pass my silence test?- ALL: YES!
0:11:07 > 0:11:10I don't know - I think it's going to defeat you.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13It's going to defeat you. It's going to defeat you.
0:11:13 > 0:11:18So, it's time for my Silence Test.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20What we're going to do to test whether or not you can stay
0:11:20 > 0:11:25silent is play the world-famous game of Botumo.
0:11:25 > 0:11:31- You know Botumo?- Botumo?- Yes, it's bottom sumo, obviously. Yes.
0:11:31 > 0:11:35In order to provide you with a worthy opponent for Botumo,
0:11:35 > 0:11:42I have the world champion of Botumo, all the way from Paris.
0:11:42 > 0:11:48Yes, I know! Exciting. It's a treat for you. It is Francois.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53Can our noisy pupils pass their first test and bank a prize
0:11:53 > 0:11:57when faced with the infamous sport of Botumo?
0:11:57 > 0:12:01- Botumo! - Four Botumo matches coming up.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04Can our happy hopefuls keep as quiet as possible whilst trying to
0:12:04 > 0:12:07butt our champion out of the ring?
0:12:09 > 0:12:12MILD TITTERING
0:12:12 > 0:12:15Sensible Joshua trying to stop chuckling Charlie with some
0:12:15 > 0:12:17silent hushing.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22OCCASIONAL LAUGHTER
0:12:22 > 0:12:25Oh, and it's game over for Tamika.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28- Botumo.- Round two, and it's Joshua.
0:12:30 > 0:12:34Determined Joshua is busting his Botumo moves and remaining silent.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37Could this class finally be on to a winner?
0:12:37 > 0:12:41Oh, but he's knocked out, too. Can anyone beat Francois?
0:12:43 > 0:12:45- Botumo.- Maybe Charlie Chuckles,
0:12:45 > 0:12:49but can she keep quiet and help her team pass this class?
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Some cheerless cheerleading, there. Good stuff.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56Chuckles has knocked Francois out of the ring!
0:12:56 > 0:12:59But can she keep quiet enough to help the team bank a prize?
0:12:59 > 0:13:03LAUGHTER INCREASES
0:13:03 > 0:13:05LAUGHTER GETS OUT OF CONTROL
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Uh, apparently not.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10- Botumo.- Oh, it's the final bout.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Ellison succeeds, but it's not about the winning.
0:13:19 > 0:13:24It's about staying silent. Charlie, I'm talking to you!
0:13:26 > 0:13:33- Your Silence Test...is completed! - ALL: YEAH!- Loser!- Ha ha!
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Have this bunch of bellowing Brummies been quiet enough
0:13:36 > 0:13:39to bag a win?
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Well, that was quite a game of Botumo.
0:13:42 > 0:13:46Of course, Francois remains the world champion at Botumo,
0:13:46 > 0:13:49but the question is, did you stay silent?
0:13:49 > 0:13:53Attention! Attention! This is Miss Gobstop.
0:13:53 > 0:13:57Your bout of Botumo started quite well.
0:13:58 > 0:14:02Joshua, determination was written all over your face.
0:14:08 > 0:14:13Charlie, silence is still not your strong point.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16SHE CACKLES
0:14:19 > 0:14:20Class...
0:14:20 > 0:14:24Well, the results are in. Will they bank their first prize?
0:14:25 > 0:14:27..failed!
0:14:27 > 0:14:31Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
0:14:31 > 0:14:36What a shame! Never mind. Had enough of you. Go on.
0:14:36 > 0:14:41- Get out.- Oh! No!
0:14:41 > 0:14:42No! Grrr!
0:14:46 > 0:14:52No! We failed again! Miss Gobstop was really, really nasty to us.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Not me.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57She said I've got determination written all over my face.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Oh, really? Meanwhile, in the school hamster's cage...
0:15:00 > 0:15:03If you're the most annoying hamster in the world, say nothing at all.
0:15:06 > 0:15:07You said it.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09HE CHUCKLES
0:15:11 > 0:15:12'Shhh!'
0:15:12 > 0:15:15I am saying nothing. We're halfway through the day.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Two classes failed and not one prize banked.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20Can our students pass the next class, Performing Arts,
0:15:20 > 0:15:22with Mr Prance?
0:15:22 > 0:15:24This is their last chance to bag a prize
0:15:24 > 0:15:27from the Confiscation Cupboard if they can keep quiet.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30KNOCK AT DOOR
0:15:30 > 0:15:32- Hello.- Hello.
0:15:32 > 0:15:37I am Mr Prance, the teacher of the performing arts,
0:15:37 > 0:15:41and here within our Theatre Of Silence,
0:15:41 > 0:15:46I will be proving that you cannot keep quiet.
0:15:46 > 0:15:50- I understand that you've had two tests so far.- Yes.
0:15:50 > 0:15:54- And how have you fared?- Failed both of them.- Failed both of them. Why?
0:15:54 > 0:15:57- Too noisy.- Too noisy? Really?- Yeah.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59- Who's the noisiest one?- Me.- You are?
0:15:59 > 0:16:03- Yeah.- Tamika, you are noisy. - I'm the noisiest one.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05- No, I'm the noisiest one. - You're the noisy one.
0:16:05 > 0:16:10- You're now competing to see who's the noisiest.- Yeah, we are.- Don't!
0:16:10 > 0:16:12We want to win this.
0:16:12 > 0:16:16It is time for my Silent Test.
0:16:17 > 0:16:22My Silent Test is silent make-up for my new film.
0:16:22 > 0:16:26Mr Spielberg is very interested.
0:16:26 > 0:16:30Joshua, you make up Charlie to look like this.
0:16:32 > 0:16:37Tamika, you're making up Ellison to look like this.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39In positions, please. Get in positions.
0:16:39 > 0:16:43Right. Your Silence Test has begun. Action!
0:16:44 > 0:16:50So, movie make-up in silence. Can this gang finally pass a test?
0:16:53 > 0:16:56Not bad so far. Have they at last learned to keep quiet?
0:17:00 > 0:17:02SHE STIFLES A GIGGLE
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Oh, but here come the giggles again.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10They have to keep them down if they want to bank their first prize.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23SHE SNICKERS
0:17:24 > 0:17:27SHE GROANS
0:17:27 > 0:17:28It's the last few seconds,
0:17:28 > 0:17:31and Charlie is starting to lose it again.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35Artists, take a look at your work.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38THEY LAUGH
0:17:38 > 0:17:41Oh, laughing out loud in a Silent Test, surely that's a fail.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43There's very little chance of them
0:17:43 > 0:17:46bagging a prize from the Confiscation Cupboard.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50Cor, I'd scream if I looked like that!
0:17:50 > 0:17:53And your Silence Test is complete.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55- Cut!- Yes!
0:17:55 > 0:17:59Well, at the end of that test,
0:17:59 > 0:18:03I think we all can agree that
0:18:03 > 0:18:05I was superb.
0:18:05 > 0:18:10- No.- You, however, I have never in my entire life
0:18:10 > 0:18:13been subjected to so much noise.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16Miss Gobstop has been listening to every sound that you made
0:18:16 > 0:18:18during that test,
0:18:18 > 0:18:22and she will decide whether you've passed or whether you've failed.
0:18:22 > 0:18:26Attention! Attention! This is Miss Gobstop.
0:18:26 > 0:18:31Silence is definitely not your team strong point,
0:18:31 > 0:18:33is it, Chortling Charlie?
0:18:33 > 0:18:36SHE GIGGLES
0:18:39 > 0:18:43And don't think I haven't been listening to you, Ellison and Joshua.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45THEY LAUGH
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Noisy boys. Class...
0:18:49 > 0:18:54So what will it be? Prize or no prize?
0:18:54 > 0:18:55..failed!
0:18:55 > 0:18:57THEY GROAN
0:18:57 > 0:19:02Will the new pupils please report to my office immediately?
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Yes, out! Out!
0:19:06 > 0:19:10Off you go! Off you go! Read them and weep.
0:19:10 > 0:19:11Oh, well, that's showbiz.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13It's time for the students
0:19:13 > 0:19:17to get their school report from Miss Gobstop before their Final Exam.
0:19:17 > 0:19:18Enter.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Come on.
0:19:24 > 0:19:28So, you've been sent here because you're all far too noisy.
0:19:28 > 0:19:34We put you through some Silent Tests to keep you quiet.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Let me check my report.
0:19:36 > 0:19:40I don't think it's very good. Charlie.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43I don't have a problem with giggling. I really don't.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45If it's done silently.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48SHE GIGGLES
0:19:49 > 0:19:53Joshua, I like your facial expressions.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56It's communication without words.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03I'm impressed, Joshua. You can relax.
0:20:03 > 0:20:07Tamika, you're a little chatterbox, aren't you?
0:20:07 > 0:20:09SHE WHISPERS
0:20:09 > 0:20:14So, Ellison, looking rather colourful. At least it's quiet.
0:20:14 > 0:20:18You've been determined to keep them quiet throughout the tests.
0:20:22 > 0:20:27You took three tests. You passed how many?
0:20:27 > 0:20:30- Zero.- Zero.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33Not very good. So you haven't banked any prizes.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36It was unfortunate, because there's quite a few good ones
0:20:36 > 0:20:40if you like noise. We're going to send you to the final test.
0:20:40 > 0:20:45If you stay silent, you'll receive the ultimate reward,
0:20:45 > 0:20:50the Golden Gobstopper. So get out, go to the science lab and shut up!
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Time for the Final Exam with The Professor.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04He will be pushing the students' silent skills
0:21:04 > 0:21:07to the limit with his crazy experiments.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09They've run out of chances to win a prize
0:21:09 > 0:21:11from the Confiscation Cupboard,
0:21:11 > 0:21:13but the Golden Gobstopper is still up for grabs,
0:21:13 > 0:21:14but only if they pass.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Ah, is that so?
0:21:19 > 0:21:22Guten Tag, children, and welcome to the final examination.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25I am The Professor, and today, with the help of my assistant,
0:21:25 > 0:21:30Herr Helmut... "Ha! Look, I made a bum potato."
0:21:30 > 0:21:34Bad Helmut! Right, what will happen today is we will pitch you
0:21:34 > 0:21:37against several of my greatest new experiments.
0:21:37 > 0:21:41But if you make three of the bad, bad noises,
0:21:41 > 0:21:43you will fail your final examination.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47Ha! Eat failure cake. Num, num, num!
0:21:47 > 0:21:50But in the unlikely event you manage to keep it the quiet -
0:21:50 > 0:21:54and I find that very unlikely - then you will graduate
0:21:54 > 0:21:56and you will win the elusive gobstopper,
0:21:56 > 0:22:00but this will not happen. The beautiful Fraulein Gobstoppen
0:22:00 > 0:22:02is listening in on the Gobstop 3000,
0:22:02 > 0:22:05and if you make noises, you will fail.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09- Are you ready to begin?- Yes.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11They have no idea.
0:22:11 > 0:22:12I know, I know, it is pitiful.
0:22:12 > 0:22:18We will commence in drei, zwei, eins!
0:22:18 > 0:22:20THUNDER CRACKS
0:22:20 > 0:22:23LAUGHS MANIACALLY
0:22:23 > 0:22:24Shut up, you fool.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27It is the nutty Professor's job to force these babbling Brummies
0:22:27 > 0:22:30to make three noises in order for them to fail.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33With plenty of sneaky experiments up his sleeve,
0:22:33 > 0:22:36surely he'll break this lot's vow of silence?
0:22:36 > 0:22:41- First to be tested is Joshua. - This is what I call my facelift pie.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44We have taken all the skin flakes of beautiful people
0:22:44 > 0:22:46and put in extra ingredients
0:22:46 > 0:22:51like panda poo and some snail snot and this kind of thing.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54It could make you look beautiful,
0:22:54 > 0:22:57but perhaps you are too ugly for it to work.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59You want a little look?
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Oh!
0:23:01 > 0:23:03CHUCKLING
0:23:03 > 0:23:06Will that giggle be strike one? They have to keep quiet.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09Three strikes and they will be expelled.
0:23:09 > 0:23:15I will use something very special on you. It is my time-freezing machine.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18We pull the lever and time, she freezes!
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Ti...
0:23:21 > 0:23:24You have broken my machine! How dare you break my machine?!
0:23:24 > 0:23:27I have never been this outraged! How da...
0:23:32 > 0:23:35Ellison's not falling for that devious old trick.
0:23:35 > 0:23:39What happened to you? You got into a terrible mess!
0:23:39 > 0:23:43Would you like a little hanky to clean up your little face?
0:23:43 > 0:23:45What was that?
0:23:46 > 0:23:49Ah! You are playing the good game. I like this.
0:23:49 > 0:23:50What about you, my dear?
0:23:50 > 0:23:53Time for The Professor to try to break Charlie.
0:23:53 > 0:23:57- This could be pretty easy. - This is my singing chicken.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00It is like a chicken version of Lady Gaga.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02I have raised it since it was a puppy. What's that?
0:24:02 > 0:24:05You don't think you can sing today?
0:24:05 > 0:24:08Why? You are feeling very ill?
0:24:08 > 0:24:11Well, what are you going to do? You can't be sick in my laboratory.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Oh, no! Oh, no!
0:24:13 > 0:24:15SHE SNORTS
0:24:15 > 0:24:19That's another noise from Charlie, but did Miss Gobstop catch it?
0:24:26 > 0:24:30You feel better now? Good. Good.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33But finally, what do I have for you?
0:24:34 > 0:24:37Let's see. Oh!
0:24:37 > 0:24:40It is the most dangerous, smelliest thing known to man.
0:24:40 > 0:24:44"Professor, we can't do that. They are only children!"
0:24:44 > 0:24:46We have to do it for science, Helmut!
0:24:47 > 0:24:52It is one of Mr Gross's socks.
0:24:52 > 0:24:57Uh! Oh, my. Oh.
0:24:59 > 0:25:00Oh, my.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Tamika nearly barfed there,
0:25:02 > 0:25:04and time is running out on the Final Exam.
0:25:04 > 0:25:08The Professor needs to shift up a gear if he wants them to fail.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10What, Helmut? What's wrong?
0:25:13 > 0:25:15Don't be in sick on the controls!
0:25:17 > 0:25:18Uh!
0:25:20 > 0:25:24Don't worry! I have my clean machine. It will clean you up.
0:25:24 > 0:25:25Ah!
0:25:28 > 0:25:31So sorry! Don't worry.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35Just 20 seconds to go. Can they keep silent?
0:25:40 > 0:25:44The girls are struggling not to laugh out loud. More slime, please!
0:25:44 > 0:25:47Ooh, splat.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53And that is the final examination over!
0:25:55 > 0:25:58LAUGHS MANIACALLY
0:25:58 > 0:26:01Well, it looked messy, but did they do enough to pass?
0:26:01 > 0:26:04How do you think you did in your final examination?
0:26:04 > 0:26:08Did you squeak? Did you squawk? Did you think you were quiet, yes?
0:26:08 > 0:26:09Yes.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12I don't know about that. You look pretty messy.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14Here's a question. Knock, knock.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16- Who's there?- Silence! Ha.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Too late to learn this lesson now.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20If it was up to me, you would fail outright,
0:26:20 > 0:26:23but it is up to the beautiful Fraulein Gobstoppen
0:26:23 > 0:26:25to see whether or not you will be expelled
0:26:25 > 0:26:29or whether or not you will graduate from the School Of Silence.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Let us. Mein glorious headteacher!
0:26:31 > 0:26:35Have they passed, and will they be going home with the Golden Gobstop?
0:26:35 > 0:26:39- Or will they walk away with nothing? - How did my little pigs do?
0:26:39 > 0:26:46Hmm. Well, I heard giggling. I heard screaming.
0:26:46 > 0:26:51Did it come from you, Ellison? It didn't, did it?
0:26:51 > 0:26:52You were very quiet.
0:26:52 > 0:26:58Which is more than I can say for a couple of members of your team.
0:26:58 > 0:27:03The Gobstop 3000 has spoken.
0:27:03 > 0:27:07You failed and will be expelled!
0:27:07 > 0:27:10Oh, no! Failure yet again.
0:27:10 > 0:27:14Let's see where it all went wrong for this Brummie bunch.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17There was giggling from the girls.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21And constant screams during the gunging.
0:27:21 > 0:27:25So with more than three strikes on the Gobstop 3000, they're expelled.
0:27:25 > 0:27:28Get out of my school, now!
0:27:28 > 0:27:32- That's it! Go on!- Get out! - Well done, Helmut, well done.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35THEY CHEER AND SHOUT
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