0:00:02 > 0:00:03Welcome to the School Of Silence.
0:00:03 > 0:00:07This is where the noisiest children in the country are sent
0:00:07 > 0:00:11- to prove they can keep quiet. - SCREAMING
0:00:11 > 0:00:13We're about to meet four new arrivals
0:00:13 > 0:00:17but can they keep quiet for just one day? Ooh-hoo, I doubt it!
0:00:36 > 0:00:37SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:00:37 > 0:00:40CHEERING
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Here's how the day works -
0:00:49 > 0:00:52the new pupils have three challenging classes,
0:00:52 > 0:00:56to prove they can be silent, followed by the crucial final exam
0:00:56 > 0:01:00which will determine whether they graduate or will be expelled.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04If I think the pupils manage to stay quiet enough to pass a class...
0:01:08 > 0:01:13..then they will bank a prize from my confiscation cupboard.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15But if I think they are being too noisy...
0:01:15 > 0:01:17LAUGHTER
0:01:17 > 0:01:19HE SCREAMS
0:01:19 > 0:01:22..they will get nothing and I will know about it,
0:01:22 > 0:01:26thanks to this device, the Gobstop 3000 -
0:01:26 > 0:01:30the very latest in noise-monitoring technology.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34If they pass the final exam, they will take all the prizes
0:01:34 > 0:01:37they have banked and receive the ultimate reward -
0:01:37 > 0:01:39the Golden Gobstopper.
0:01:41 > 0:01:46However, if they fail to keep that shut, I will have no choice
0:01:46 > 0:01:50but to expel them, and they will go home with absolutely nothing.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Today's loud and proud pupils are from Sunderland,
0:01:54 > 0:01:58and they're being allowed one last shout out in front of Miss Gobstop
0:01:58 > 0:02:00and form tutor, Mr Gross.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04This noisy bunch of nuisances have no intention of keeping quiet.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08They'll have to keep a lid on it if they want any chance of leaving
0:02:08 > 0:02:09with some prizes.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12You, step forward! Name?
0:02:12 > 0:02:14- Mahmuda!- I heard that.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Mahmuda wants to be a teacher when she's older.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20If they ever open a school of shouting, shall be the headmistress.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24- You, step forward! Name?- Jevon!
0:02:24 > 0:02:27His favourite noise is his friend trumping...
0:02:27 > 0:02:30I mean his friend playing a trumpet. They probably sound the same.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34- You, step forward! Name?- John!
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Football-daft John's most embarrassing moment
0:02:36 > 0:02:39was when his mum kissed him front of his friends -
0:02:39 > 0:02:41enough to make anyone scream!
0:02:41 > 0:02:45- You, step forward! Name?- Yousurf!
0:02:45 > 0:02:49Yousurf is Mahmuda's cousin. Shouting must run in the family.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52You'd need earplugs for when they all get together.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Get out, get out, quickly. Hurry up.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01And it's time for classes to begin.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05The first lesson, general studies with Mr... eurgh... Gross.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08This revolting teacher's tests are guaranteed to turn kids' stomachs,
0:03:08 > 0:03:13so goodness knows what's lined up for their first silence test.
0:03:13 > 0:03:14HE SNORES
0:03:17 > 0:03:20HE SNORES
0:03:20 > 0:03:22KNOCK ON DOOR
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Ah! Come in!
0:03:24 > 0:03:29- Eurgh, this room is really smelly. - Do come in.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Don't slam the door!
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Eurgh!
0:03:34 > 0:03:37I am Mr Gross, your general studies teacher.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41- You need some new shoes. - I don't like shoes, you see.- Eurgh!
0:03:41 > 0:03:46Well, it should do, I like to be able to smell my stinky feet,
0:03:46 > 0:03:49and if I put them in shoes, I can't smell them.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52- Do you see?- You've got cheese on the bottom of your feet.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56Cheese on my feet, yes I do, yes, very nice spread on a cracker.
0:03:56 > 0:04:01Anyway, you are here because you are noisy children,
0:04:01 > 0:04:05and you need to prove that you can be silent.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09But it isn't up to me. The only person who will be able to tell
0:04:09 > 0:04:13if you can keep quiet enough is Miss Gobstop.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17Miss Gobstop is listening on these fluffy microphones
0:04:17 > 0:04:19to any noise that you might make.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21She'll tell you if you've passed or failed.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24- Do you think you can do it?- Yes.- Yes.
0:04:24 > 0:04:29I think you're about ready for your first silent test.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33Your first silent test is about gardening.
0:04:33 > 0:04:38We have compost balls from the school compost heap.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41- Is that the mould off your feet? - It could be.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45I did throw a pair of old socks on the compost heap that had perished.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48What we're going to do is spin the wheel.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50If the colour matches your tie,
0:04:50 > 0:04:54you point at a compost ball and I will hand it to you.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57And then you find out if it's fresh or rotten
0:04:57 > 0:05:00by smashing it on your forehead.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Can you do it in silence? What do you think?
0:05:03 > 0:05:05- ALL SHOUT:- Yes!
0:05:05 > 0:05:09Your silent test starts now.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11So, there are six balls in total
0:05:11 > 0:05:14and all must be smashed onto their foreheads.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Whose colour will the wheel of misfortune land on?
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Oh, it's red,
0:05:19 > 0:05:23and Mahmuda has the red tie so the first one goes to her.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32Ooh, it's a whiffy one. Mahmuda's got a head for these games.
0:05:35 > 0:05:40Great silent work. These kids are determined to bank a prize.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Miss Gobstop seems impressed with that silence.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Let's go for another spin around the clock.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Is anybody going to crack up this time?
0:05:50 > 0:05:52And Mahmuda gets the second compost ball.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54What are the chances of that?
0:05:58 > 0:06:00SHE SNIGGERS
0:06:00 > 0:06:01THEY SNIGGER
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Is she going to crack?
0:06:07 > 0:06:09No, she kept it together. Unlike Jevon.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16OK, it's time for the wheel deal again.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20Now it's purple, and that means John.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Ooh-err, a stinker.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Great determination from our Sunderland team,
0:06:37 > 0:06:40working hard to keep quiet.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45Round and round it goes, where Mr Gross stops, nobody knows.
0:06:45 > 0:06:49Halfway through the game and it stopped on green.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52That means Jevon gets ball number four.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01SHE LAUGHS
0:07:01 > 0:07:05Oh, sniggers. Will Miss Gobstop hear them?
0:07:09 > 0:07:13Only two balls remaining. It's getting "wheelly" tense.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18It's blue and that means Yousurf.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26YOUSURF AND JOHN SNIGGER
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Oh, some definite sniggers there.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40It's your last compost ball.
0:07:40 > 0:07:41Shh.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45This time, it's going to...
0:07:49 > 0:07:53..Mahmuda. That's a hat-trick for her.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Oh, good silent work there from Mahmuda,
0:08:03 > 0:08:05but will those earlier giggles cost them?
0:08:05 > 0:08:08And that's the end of your first silent test!
0:08:08 > 0:08:11THEY CHEER
0:08:11 > 0:08:16That's the end of your first silent test, but how do you think you did?
0:08:16 > 0:08:21Were you noisy or were you silent? What do you think, Mahmuda?
0:08:21 > 0:08:25I think we will pass because, like, we didn't laugh too much.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29Even a little bit of laughing is too much as far as I am concerned.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31- What do you say, John? - I think we'll pass.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35We were all going to laugh but we tried our hardest to keep it in.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Well, I thought you were absolutely rubbish,
0:08:38 > 0:08:42sniggering all the way through, but it doesn't matter what I think.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45The only person whose opinion matters is Miss Gobstop.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49Attention, attention. This is Miss Gobstop.
0:08:49 > 0:08:55You started the day off quite well, stifling your giggles.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03But were your hands big enough to cover the noises from your mouths?
0:09:05 > 0:09:09THEY SNIGGER
0:09:09 > 0:09:10Class...
0:09:10 > 0:09:14Time for the results. Have the team banked a prize?
0:09:16 > 0:09:17..passed.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19THEY CHEER
0:09:19 > 0:09:23- I'll tell you what...- In your face! - Get out of my class.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26In my face? Out of my face! Get out of my face!
0:09:26 > 0:09:28THEY CHEER
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Don't call me cheesy toes!
0:09:32 > 0:09:34We were doing very good.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Teacher 0, child 1.
0:09:36 > 0:09:37We won this lesson, maybe,
0:09:37 > 0:09:42but in the second one, we're going to zip it!
0:09:43 > 0:09:49Attention, attention, this is the School Of Silence.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53For the next few hours there will be some very noisy work
0:09:53 > 0:09:55going on in my office.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57I apologise for the dreadful din.
0:09:57 > 0:09:58Shush!
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Thank you.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08It's time for Class 2, geography with Miss Adventure.
0:10:08 > 0:10:12She's been all over the world before popping up in the School Of Silence.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16But can our team stay settled and bank another prize for later?
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Come in! Come in!
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Come in, young rovers. Come in.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31- We're here!- Oh, my word.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35There we are, lovely. Shut the door. Take a seat up here.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Right to the front, young fella.
0:10:38 > 0:10:43So, I am Miss Adventure, geography teacher.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Do you know that the animals are fake?
0:10:45 > 0:10:49- They're not, they're just sleeping. - They're fake.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51That one's made out of a balloon.
0:10:51 > 0:10:56- I understand that you passed Mr Gross' class, correct? ALL:- Yes!
0:10:56 > 0:11:00- And do you think you're going to pass my class? ALL:- Yes!
0:11:00 > 0:11:03I don't think you are. I've got a fiendish test for you.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06It's going to defeat you. It's going to defeat you.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09We may be the noisiest kids in Sunderland, but we can be silent.
0:11:09 > 0:11:10We're going to see.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Miss Gobstop's listening. Let's see if you can be silent,
0:11:13 > 0:11:17because it's time for my silence test.
0:11:17 > 0:11:24Every explorer needs to be able to ride a camel, but to do it silently.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26I must introduce you to the camels.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Don't be frightened. They are wild animals.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Uh-oh.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Oh, right. Well, whatever you do, don't give them the hump.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Now, camels are easily distracted,
0:11:39 > 0:11:44and I will be attempting to distract them during our silence test.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48Each rider must stay on the camel for 30 seconds,
0:11:48 > 0:11:50and stay completely silent.
0:11:50 > 0:11:54Can our Sunderland team make it two out of two on their test so far?
0:11:54 > 0:11:58Your silence test starts in three, two, one...
0:11:58 > 0:12:01First up are John and Mahmuda.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03They've got to stay silent for the next 30 seconds
0:12:03 > 0:12:05if they want to bank another prize.
0:12:08 > 0:12:12Oh, crafty Miss Adventure is trying to distract those camels
0:12:12 > 0:12:13to make the pupils laugh.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Oh, John's down.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18But absolute quiet, great work.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21Where is it? Where's the thingy?
0:12:21 > 0:12:23John's having a conversation with himself,
0:12:23 > 0:12:25but did Miss Gobstop hear it?
0:12:27 > 0:12:31John's taken another tumble, just as time is up.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33But he's kept quiet. Impressive.
0:12:33 > 0:12:34Right, swap riders.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37Next up it's Yousurf and Jevon.
0:12:37 > 0:12:41Right, your silence test recommences in three, two, one...
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Oh, both riders are down.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54But this game is all about keeping quiet
0:12:54 > 0:12:56while keeping on a pretend camel.
0:12:58 > 0:12:59A lot of giggling
0:12:59 > 0:13:02and Miss Adventure's really trying to make them crack.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06THEY SNIGGER
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Chuckling all over the place, now.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11What's Miss Gobstop going to think?
0:13:11 > 0:13:12Your silence test is over.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15THEY CHEER
0:13:18 > 0:13:21I definitely heard some noises, but it's not up to me.
0:13:21 > 0:13:25We need to find out what Miss Gobstop thought of your performances.
0:13:25 > 0:13:26Miss Gobstop?
0:13:26 > 0:13:31Attention, attention. This is Miss Gobstop.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34Hmm, John, "Where's the thingy?"
0:13:34 > 0:13:38Where is it? Where's the thingy?
0:13:38 > 0:13:43Sniggering at the misfortunes of your fellow teammates.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46THEY SNIGGER
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Class...
0:13:48 > 0:13:51Here come the results. Will it be prize number two?
0:13:53 > 0:13:55..failed.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57THEY GROAN
0:13:57 > 0:14:02Da-da-da-da-da-da-da da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da da-da da-da!
0:14:02 > 0:14:05What a shame for you. Never mind.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07My little camels and I managed to defeat you.
0:14:07 > 0:14:11But I've had enough of you. Out the classroom. Go on, get out.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13- Out you go. - Oh!- I can't believe we failed.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Disappointed.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21He kept saying, "Where's the thingy?"
0:14:21 > 0:14:23It was unfair that the camels grabbed me legs.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26We may have lost this one but the next one...
0:14:26 > 0:14:29- ALL:- We're going to zip it!
0:14:29 > 0:14:31See you do.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Meanwhile, in the school hamster's cage.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37If silence really is golden, Judy,
0:14:37 > 0:14:40you must be a millionaire.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42He-he-he!
0:14:42 > 0:14:44He-he... Oh.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Bank!
0:14:47 > 0:14:51Too right, Hammy. Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome
0:14:51 > 0:14:54the Lord Of the Dance, Mr Les Prance and his fancy dance pants.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57They might be silent but what about his class?
0:14:57 > 0:15:01Our students from Sunderland have only banked one prize so far.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04- Come in!- What's it to be in class number three?
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Come and sit down.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Hello. We're here!
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Thank you. Close the door. Thank you.
0:15:11 > 0:15:12Go!
0:15:13 > 0:15:15What are you trying to do?
0:15:17 > 0:15:20- Your head's bouncing more than your body.- Now...
0:15:23 > 0:15:28I am Mr Prance, teacher of the performing arts,
0:15:28 > 0:15:30and here within this class
0:15:30 > 0:15:35I'll be testing you to prove that you cannot remain quiet.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38- Now, how do you think you will do? - I think we will pass this one.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Ha ha ha! Well...
0:15:40 > 0:15:41Exactly.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43CHILDREN STOP LAUGHING
0:15:43 > 0:15:47- Fine.- Fine.- Are you going to copy everything I say?
0:15:47 > 0:15:50- Are you going to copy everything I say?- Really?- Really.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53- Well, we...- Well, we...- As a team... - As a team...- ..are going to fail.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56- Are going to win!- We shall see.
0:15:56 > 0:16:00My silence test is about to begin.
0:16:02 > 0:16:07This ballet class is designed to test your poise, grace, elegance,
0:16:07 > 0:16:10but, most importantly, your silence.
0:16:10 > 0:16:14You must copy every move I do in time with me
0:16:14 > 0:16:17in my special designed ballet shoes.
0:16:17 > 0:16:23Remember, as always, Miss Gobstop is listening to every sound you make.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26You think you look like a ballerina? You look like an angel.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29- I take that as a compliment, because I am.- It wasn't a compliment.
0:16:29 > 0:16:34We'll see who's laughing at the end of this test. Action!
0:16:34 > 0:16:38So, can our noisy pupils keep their mouths shut during Mr Prance's
0:16:38 > 0:16:41special squeaky-shoed ballet class?
0:16:41 > 0:16:44There are four parts to this routine. Here is the first, squats.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46SQUEAKING
0:16:46 > 0:16:48SNIGGERING
0:16:48 > 0:16:51There's some definite sniggering going on.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Now for part two, the sidestep.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01This time, no laughing.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03have they finally cracked it?
0:17:03 > 0:17:06SQUEAKING
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Moving on to part three, the twists.
0:17:11 > 0:17:12SQUEAKING
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Oh, and there's a surprise!
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Jevon telling the others to keep quiet.
0:17:18 > 0:17:24Now, some of my special signature moves.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27And with 30 seconds to go, it's the big finale.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Mr Prance, do your dance!
0:17:30 > 0:17:32SQUEAKING
0:17:33 > 0:17:35MUTTERING
0:17:38 > 0:17:39Quite a lot of chatter now.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Are they going to fail a second class?
0:17:55 > 0:17:56Your silence test
0:17:56 > 0:17:58is complete.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00- Yes!- Yes!
0:18:00 > 0:18:04Well, at the end of the silent ballet
0:18:04 > 0:18:08I am pleased to inform you that I was amazing.
0:18:08 > 0:18:13You, however, I have never heard so much noise in my entire life.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15We were meant to be having ballet
0:18:15 > 0:18:18and it turned into more like a rock concert. Fortunately for you,
0:18:18 > 0:18:21it's not up to me to decide whether you have passed, or failed.
0:18:21 > 0:18:25Miss Gobstop has been listening and she will let you know your results.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Attention! This is Miss Gobstop.
0:18:29 > 0:18:35'Oh, John, if only your team-mates were as quiet as a feather like you.'
0:18:38 > 0:18:42'But were you as a team quiet like a ballerina?
0:18:43 > 0:18:46SQUEAKING
0:18:48 > 0:18:52'Pitter-patter, pitter-patter. Not chitter chatter!'
0:18:54 > 0:18:58- Class...- Have they danced away with prize number two?
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Failed!
0:19:02 > 0:19:06- Yes!- No!- You seem surprised.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09I knew the moment you walked in you'd fail this class.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11'Will the new pupils'
0:19:11 > 0:19:15please report to my office immediately!
0:19:15 > 0:19:19Off you go. Down to the office, losers! Bye-bye.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Bye-bye. Yes, yes.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25So, with the classes now complete, the pupils are off to
0:19:25 > 0:19:27get their reports from Miss Gobstop before the final exam.
0:19:29 > 0:19:33Come in. Quickly. In a line.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36So, you were sent here because you are all far too noisy.
0:19:36 > 0:19:40- We like being noisy. - Quiet is boring.- Do you really?
0:19:40 > 0:19:44We put you through some silent tests and you have managed to pass one.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47We've already told you we like being noisy!
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Shall we take a look at your report?
0:19:49 > 0:19:55Mahmuda, I admire your constant efforts to keep your team quiet.
0:19:55 > 0:19:56SHE MUTTERS
0:19:57 > 0:20:00Try not to use words.
0:20:00 > 0:20:05Yes? Jevon, giggly, giggled again, and giggled again.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07HE GIGGLES
0:20:07 > 0:20:08Will you learn?
0:20:08 > 0:20:11- I like being loud. - Do you not want to win?
0:20:11 > 0:20:15- Yes but no.- Yes but no, but like, but no, but yes. OK.
0:20:15 > 0:20:21A sniggerer, who developed into a chuckler.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24Not really something to be proud of, is it? No.
0:20:24 > 0:20:29John. Words fail me. So...
0:20:31 > 0:20:32HE LAUGHS
0:20:32 > 0:20:34You have banked one prize.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38Yes. But you won't get your little fingers on it
0:20:38 > 0:20:39unless you pass the final exam.
0:20:39 > 0:20:45If you make three noises or more, which take off my Gobstop 3000,
0:20:45 > 0:20:49you will be expelled and go home with absolutely nothing.
0:20:49 > 0:20:53If you graduate, not only will you win a prize...
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Jevon, concentrate.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58But you will also take home the ultimate reward,
0:20:58 > 0:21:00the Golden Gobstopper.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06So, fingers off. So what are we going to do?
0:21:06 > 0:21:09- Zip it!- Very good.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Now get out and go to the science lab!
0:21:15 > 0:21:18It's time for the final exam with the Professor.
0:21:18 > 0:21:23His dastardly experiments and fiendish inventions are all
0:21:23 > 0:21:27that are standing between our unruly pupils and their prizes.
0:21:27 > 0:21:31Ah, Guten Tag, meine noise munchkins.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34Welcome to your final examination, here in ze laboratory.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37I am the Professor, you may have heard of me.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40I have my assistant, Herr Helmut. Cluck, cluck, cluck!
0:21:40 > 0:21:44Today, we will be testing to see if you have managed to keep silent.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46I think that is your twin brother.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49It's my twin brother, yes, because we look a lot alike.
0:21:49 > 0:21:53Actually, do you know something, he looks a little bit more like you.
0:21:53 > 0:21:54What will happen is,
0:21:54 > 0:21:58I will set you against the power of my silent laboratory,
0:21:58 > 0:22:00and my latest experiments.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03If you make three of the bad noises, you'll be expelled.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Ha! Eat failure cake!
0:22:06 > 0:22:09But if you manage to keep the silence you will graduate
0:22:09 > 0:22:13and win the Golden Gobstopper and prizes.
0:22:13 > 0:22:14But this will not happen.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17From what I hear you are noisier than chimpanzees hitting
0:22:17 > 0:22:20each other over the head with rhinos. Very, very noisy.
0:22:20 > 0:22:24You will fail! Flap, flap, flap squish and a grant. Enough of this.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26- No, we won't. - Ah, I like to hear confidence.
0:22:26 > 0:22:30The Professor will do anything to stop them
0:22:30 > 0:22:31winning the Golden Gobstopper.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Do your worst, Professor.
0:22:33 > 0:22:39We will begin the final examination in drei, zwei, eins!
0:22:39 > 0:22:41THUNDERCRACK
0:22:44 > 0:22:47I did a little poo. Be quiet!
0:22:47 > 0:22:51Right, we shall begin with you, I think.
0:22:51 > 0:22:52First up is Mahmuda.
0:22:52 > 0:22:59This is my latest and greatest invention. It is my non-stick pie.
0:22:59 > 0:23:03It has lots of interesting ingredients like puffin chunks,
0:23:03 > 0:23:05donkey flakes, panda doo-doo.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08That's very important, it's a binding agent.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Want a little look at it? There you go.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Like the look of it?
0:23:13 > 0:23:17Tasty, isn't it? She really wants some. You sure?
0:23:23 > 0:23:26Pie in the face but she keeps it zipped.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29I really like your hair.
0:23:29 > 0:23:30HE SNORTS
0:23:30 > 0:23:35But Yousurf snorted, is that strike one? Now it's Jevon's turn.
0:23:35 > 0:23:39What do we have here? Oh, it's my latest and greatest invention.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42The levitating helmet.
0:23:42 > 0:23:46What happens is it flies around on the top of your head.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49It doesn't get anywhere. Don't worry,
0:23:49 > 0:23:51I don't even need to put it on top of your head.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53Here we go.
0:23:55 > 0:23:59Oh, I'm so sorry, I forgot to turn it on!
0:24:00 > 0:24:03Never mind. Perhaps next time.
0:24:05 > 0:24:06Not a peep out of him.
0:24:06 > 0:24:07Glorious!
0:24:09 > 0:24:13Who's next? Ah, you, I think.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Yep, it's Yousurf.
0:24:15 > 0:24:20We have my latest and greatest invention. My instant youth cream.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22What will happen is
0:24:22 > 0:24:24I smear it on you and you instantly look younger.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27So you will probably look like a baby, but that's fine.
0:24:27 > 0:24:33Let's see now, just a little bit... there.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39You look amazing, you look so young!
0:24:39 > 0:24:42Yousurf suffered in silence, well done.
0:24:42 > 0:24:46Right, but finally my latest and greatest invention.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48It's John's turn.
0:24:48 > 0:24:52It is the invisible shield. Oh, it's so heavy?
0:24:52 > 0:24:56We have to put it just over your head.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58What happens is
0:24:58 > 0:25:01it keeps you totally shielded from anything that might happen.
0:25:01 > 0:25:04Let us test it, shall we?
0:25:08 > 0:25:09GIGGLING
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Was that a giggle from Jevon?
0:25:11 > 0:25:17Oh, I'm so sorry! That is the wrong shield. It lets things through.
0:25:17 > 0:25:21Don't worry, I have stuff here to clean it up. Let's see...
0:25:21 > 0:25:22And...
0:25:24 > 0:25:28Can the pupils survive the final 20 seconds of gunge onslaught?
0:25:28 > 0:25:31Let's see. It's one of these levers.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34Remember, three strikes means they are expelled
0:25:34 > 0:25:37and lose all the prizes they've banked.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Let's just pull everything. Good idea!
0:25:46 > 0:25:49Right, that is it, your final examination is over!
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Yes!
0:25:53 > 0:25:56Right, how do you think you did, my little gabber gooses?
0:25:56 > 0:25:59Very well.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01I don't know about that. You were so noisy.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04Where did you learn to whisper, the grand prix?
0:26:04 > 0:26:06But it isn't up to me whether you should pass or fail, it is
0:26:06 > 0:26:10up to the beautiful Fraulein Gobstop to see how you will do.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13Let's find out. Fraulein Gobstopper!
0:26:13 > 0:26:16The Sunderland team have failed two classes and passed one.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19With a prize and the Golden Gobstopper at stake,
0:26:19 > 0:26:22will they pass the final exam and graduate?
0:26:22 > 0:26:25How did these noisy little pigeons do?
0:26:25 > 0:26:29I was listening very closely to the Gobstop 3000.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32I heard a giggle. I heard grunting.
0:26:32 > 0:26:36But did you make three or more? What do you think?
0:26:36 > 0:26:39- I think we done well. - You did, did you? Mahmuda?
0:26:39 > 0:26:42- More than three, I think. - More than three, you think.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Well, only I know.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47You will...
0:26:51 > 0:26:53Graduate!
0:26:53 > 0:26:55Yes!
0:26:55 > 0:26:58Oh, it's a fantastic victory for our shouters from Sunderland.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00So, how did they do it?
0:27:01 > 0:27:04Despite the Professor throwing everything at them
0:27:04 > 0:27:07including his non-stick pie, and levitating helmet,
0:27:07 > 0:27:10there was only a snort from Yousurf.
0:27:10 > 0:27:11I really like your hair.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13HE SNORTS
0:27:13 > 0:27:14And a giggle from Jevon.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17GIGGLING
0:27:17 > 0:27:22With only two strikes on the Gobstop 3000, they have graduated
0:27:22 > 0:27:24and won the Golden Gobstopper.
0:27:25 > 0:27:30- I would like to give you the Golden Gobstopper.- Thank you.
0:27:30 > 0:27:35- Ha ha.- You may now get your prizes from the confiscation cupboard.
0:27:35 > 0:27:36Get out, go!
0:27:36 > 0:27:39Yes!
0:27:39 > 0:27:41Yes, we won!
0:27:50 > 0:27:51Oh!
0:27:55 > 0:27:57Another one! Look at this!
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