0:00:02 > 0:00:03Welcome to the School Of Silence.
0:00:03 > 0:00:06This is where the noisiest children in the country
0:00:06 > 0:00:08are sent to prove they CAN keep quiet.
0:00:08 > 0:00:09Aaaah!
0:00:09 > 0:00:11Ha-ha-haa!
0:00:11 > 0:00:13We're about to meet four new arrivals.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16But can they keep quiet for just one day?
0:00:16 > 0:00:17I doubt it.
0:00:19 > 0:00:20Sh!
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Sh!
0:00:36 > 0:00:37SCHOOL BELL
0:00:37 > 0:00:38CHILDREN YELL
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Here's how the day works.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53The new pupils have three challenging classes to prove
0:00:53 > 0:00:56they can be silent, followed by the crucial Final Exam,
0:00:56 > 0:01:00which will determine whether they graduate or will be expelled.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04If I think the pupils manage to stay quiet enough to pass a class...
0:01:08 > 0:01:12..then they will bank a prize from my confiscation cupboard.
0:01:12 > 0:01:17But, if I think they're being too noisy...
0:01:19 > 0:01:21..they will get nothing.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24And I will know about it thanks to this device -
0:01:24 > 0:01:30the Gobstop 3,000, the very latest in noise-monitoring technology.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34If they pass the Final Exam, they will take all the prizes
0:01:34 > 0:01:37they have banked and receive the ultimate reward,
0:01:37 > 0:01:40the Golden Gobstopper.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44However, if they fail to keep that shut,
0:01:44 > 0:01:47I will have no choice but to expel them
0:01:47 > 0:01:50and they will go home with absolutely nothing.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Today's screaming students are from London
0:01:53 > 0:01:56and are having their noise level monitored by our head mistress,
0:01:56 > 0:02:00Miss Gobstop, and form tutor, Mr Gross.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01You! Step forward.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05- Name!- Ty!
0:02:05 > 0:02:09Slime-loving football-playing Ty says he'd love nothing more
0:02:09 > 0:02:12than to blow a foghorn, all day long.
0:02:12 > 0:02:13No doubt Miss Gobstop's
0:02:13 > 0:02:15worst nightmare.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17You! Step forward.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19- Name!- Ajit.
0:02:19 > 0:02:20Animal-loving leader of the pack,
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Ajit, wants to be a zookeeper
0:02:22 > 0:02:24when he's older.
0:02:24 > 0:02:28And prides himself on being able to howl like a wolf.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31You! Step forward.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34- Name!- Muzzy!
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Self-confessed screamer, Muzzy,
0:02:36 > 0:02:38thinks bottom burps are hilarious,
0:02:38 > 0:02:40and would gladly spend his entire day
0:02:40 > 0:02:42making trumping noises.
0:02:42 > 0:02:43Purgh, charming.
0:02:45 > 0:02:50- You! Step forward. Name!- Sharif!
0:02:50 > 0:02:54Proud noisemonger Sharif wants to be a pilot when he grows up and says
0:02:54 > 0:02:56his favourite sound is when everyone
0:02:56 > 0:02:58shouts "Surprise!"
0:02:58 > 0:03:00at a surprise party. Ah! Isn't that sweet?
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Get out. Get them out!
0:03:03 > 0:03:06BOYS: Aaaaaaa!
0:03:06 > 0:03:08It's time for classes to begin.
0:03:08 > 0:03:12The first lesson, General Studies, with Mr, yuck, Gross.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16The school's longest-serving member of staff has some very bad habits.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Grimness only knows what he has in store for these pupils.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Today, the boys have a double period with Mr Gross,
0:03:24 > 0:03:26which means there are two tests to pass.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Oh, dear. I can only apologise on his behalf.
0:03:30 > 0:03:31Come in.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34BOYS: Yeah!
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Quiet, please. Quiet. Oh, my goodness!
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Why are you shutting the door so loudly for?
0:03:40 > 0:03:44- Why not?- Well, because it's the School Of Silence.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47- But we're not silent.- Exactly.- I know. That's why you're here,
0:03:47 > 0:03:50and I'm going to put you through your first silent test, Muzzy.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53I don't think you can do it.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56I think you're just going to be noisy, and get no prizes,
0:03:56 > 0:03:57and go home with nothing.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03- Why do you have to be so bossy? - Because you're so noisy and naughty.
0:04:03 > 0:04:08At all times, Miss Gobstop is listening on your fluffy microphones.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12And she knows if you're making noise.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Am I boring you, boys?
0:04:14 > 0:04:15- BOYS: Yes.- Sir.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19It's time for your first silent test.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24This is the first of Mr Gross's two silent tests.
0:04:24 > 0:04:29It's very important to have a trade in life, you see?
0:04:29 > 0:04:34Which is why today we're going to learn about plumbing.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38What we have here are three pipes from the school plumbing system,
0:04:38 > 0:04:42which are unfortunately blocked with a mystery liquid.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Your job is to stand on either end of the pipe
0:04:49 > 0:04:52and unblock it by giving it a good blow.
0:04:52 > 0:04:56And then, at the end of that, we'll see who is the best plumber
0:04:56 > 0:04:58out of you all.
0:04:58 > 0:05:04It's very important to plumb in silence.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07So, they must unblock three pipes by blowing down them,
0:05:07 > 0:05:11which means one of them will get a face full of water.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14They must be quiet if they want to bank a prize.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17First up is Muzzy and Ty.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Your silent test starts now.
0:05:20 > 0:05:27Three, two, one, plumb.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Argh, I hate you!
0:05:31 > 0:05:36And it's a disastrous start. Both talking and laughing out loud.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38This is not the idea, chaps.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42Pipe number two and it's Ajit versus Sharif.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Who will be the first to clear the pipe, this time?
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Three,
0:05:47 > 0:05:49two,
0:05:49 > 0:05:53one, plumb!
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:05:55 > 0:05:59Come on! This is a silent test, boys! But that was a great shot.
0:05:59 > 0:06:00Let's see that again.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Lovely.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Two outbursts in a row. That could cost them.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06On this end. Last pipe.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09This is your last pipe. Silently, remember. OK.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12And finally the two best plumbers go head to head.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16Remember, don't try this crazy plumbing technique at home.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Three,
0:06:18 > 0:06:21two,
0:06:21 > 0:06:24one, plumb!
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Oh, that was a beauty. Let's see it again.
0:06:32 > 0:06:37- I won. - Your first silent test is over.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42ALL: Yeah! Shush.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Muzzy, you were clearly the best plumber,
0:06:45 > 0:06:48but were you a silent plumber?
0:06:48 > 0:06:49Yes.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52- What about the rest of your team? - Yes.
0:06:52 > 0:06:58We'll find out if you've passed or not at the end of the class.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02Now, it's time for another silent test.
0:07:02 > 0:07:07Your next test is about something very important. Babysitting.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Which, in the future, can earn you a bit of extra pocket money
0:07:12 > 0:07:14and may come in useful if you're unlucky enough
0:07:14 > 0:07:16to have children of your own.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18We'll bring them in, if you're ready. Are you ready?
0:07:18 > 0:07:23- Yeah.- Don't sound too enthusiastic. ALL: Yes!
0:07:23 > 0:07:26I said DON'T sound too enthusiastic. Crikey!
0:07:26 > 0:07:31Come in, Nursie. Oh, look at my lovely children.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33- Er.- Er!
0:07:33 > 0:07:35What we're going to do, Nursie and I will hand you
0:07:35 > 0:07:38out the children and you must give them a nice little hug
0:07:38 > 0:07:43but you must do it in silence or you'll fail.
0:07:43 > 0:07:47Your silent test starts now.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Little do the boys know that Mr Gross' very realistic dolls
0:07:50 > 0:07:54actually trump and wet themselves, a bit like him.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56How will our students react when it happens in their laps?
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Can they keep quiet enough to bank a prize?
0:08:02 > 0:08:06Give him a little stroke. On the hairs. Comb over.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Ajit doesn't look like a natural babysitter,
0:08:08 > 0:08:12but, remember, it's about holding in the noise.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Nargh!
0:08:17 > 0:08:22Spot of piddling, there, from a mini Gross. Ajit wasn't expecting that.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25I'm afraid he had a little accident.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30- FART - ER!
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Ty wasn't impressed with that surprise baby bottom burp,
0:08:35 > 0:08:38and Miss Gobstop won't be with all that noise.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49These babies are pumping and peeing at full pelt. Phwaor!
0:08:50 > 0:08:52RESTRAINED GIGGLE
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Muzzy is finding this very funny.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57I doubt he'll find losing as amusing.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Lots and lots of giggling going on.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06They really need to up their game if they want to bank a prize.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14And Sharif is in danger of losing his breakfast.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18If you're going to barf, remember, do it quietly.
0:09:18 > 0:09:19And the last baby, there.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Aaaar!
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Ooh! Has an accident all over Muzzy.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Now, if I was looking for a silent babysitter,
0:09:30 > 0:09:33I doubt I'd be giving any of these guys a call.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35And your silent test is over.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38How do you think you did?
0:09:38 > 0:09:39ALL: Good!
0:09:39 > 0:09:40It doesn't matter what you think,
0:09:40 > 0:09:44or even what I think, or what Nursie thinks.
0:09:44 > 0:09:45Or what Teddy thinks.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49The only person whose opinion counts is Miss Gobstop.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Herself.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53She is going to tell us how you been doing,
0:09:53 > 0:09:56and whether you've passed or whether you've failed.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59This is Miss Gobstop!
0:09:59 > 0:10:04Ajit, you put a spanner in the works with your constant chit chat.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Sharif, you're a giggler.
0:10:10 > 0:10:14Muzzy, you might have been the best plumber
0:10:14 > 0:10:17but you couldn't keep your mouth shut to let it out.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Ty,
0:10:22 > 0:10:24talking,
0:10:24 > 0:10:26giggling,
0:10:26 > 0:10:27- backchat.- Ar, I hate you!
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Class...
0:10:29 > 0:10:33Well, a lot of noise in both tests in this first class.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Will they have blown any chance of banking a prize?
0:10:35 > 0:10:39..failed! ALL: Nooooo!
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Get out of my class. Go on. Clear off. I never want to see you again.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46We don't want to see you, either.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Good luck for the rest of the day.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50- You're going to need it. - Aaaaar!- Aaar!
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Don't slam the door!
0:10:52 > 0:10:55We failed!
0:10:58 > 0:11:00We failed the mission, but the next time,
0:11:00 > 0:11:03it's going to be mission accomplished.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Attention, attention!
0:11:09 > 0:11:11This is the School Of Silence.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13I've just heard from Justin Daniels,
0:11:13 > 0:11:16lead singer with boy band Really Wanted.
0:11:16 > 0:11:20ALL SCREAM
0:11:20 > 0:11:24Sadly, he cannot visit today, as planned. He's tied up.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32It's time for class 2. Geography with Miss Adventure.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Our intrepid explorer has silenced roaring lions
0:11:35 > 0:11:40and laughing hyenas, but can she keep these kids quiet in her class?
0:11:41 > 0:11:45Having banked absolutely no prizes so far
0:11:45 > 0:11:48- they've got everything to play for. - Come in, young roamers.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52Yeah!
0:11:52 > 0:11:56You couldn't see me, there, could you? I was completely camouflaged.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Wey!
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Yes, sit down. Welcome, class.
0:12:00 > 0:12:04I'm Miss Adventure, geography teacher.
0:12:04 > 0:12:08I understand you failed Mr Gross' class, didn't you?
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Boooh! Fail. Ooh-hoo, you fail. Yes, Sharif?
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Erm, we're going to pass.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Do you think you're all going to pass my class?
0:12:17 > 0:12:21- Obviously.- I can't hear you. Do think you're going to pass?- Yeah!
0:12:21 > 0:12:22- Yeah!- That's good.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25So, we got a test for you, today, a silence test.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27And if you're silent, you might win a prize.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30If you're noisy, you get nothing.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32It's time for my silence test.
0:12:32 > 0:12:38The animal world is full of sworn enemies that must be kept apart.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40The trick is to do it silently.
0:12:40 > 0:12:45Now, today, I have two of the animal world's most fearsome opponents.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Don't be frightened. Don't be frightened, right?
0:12:48 > 0:12:50We're not frightened.
0:12:50 > 0:12:51I can see the fear in your eyes.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53I ain't got no fear.
0:12:53 > 0:12:57Dog and elephant.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Oh, my!
0:12:59 > 0:13:02Now, boys, no! No! No!
0:13:02 > 0:13:05Stand back a bit. They're quite fearsome.
0:13:05 > 0:13:09So, the aim of the game is to keep these angry animals apart
0:13:09 > 0:13:11whilst not making a sound.
0:13:11 > 0:13:12This should be interesting.
0:13:12 > 0:13:17Back! Back! The silence test begins in three, two, one.
0:13:17 > 0:13:21The boys have exactly one minute to silently keep
0:13:21 > 0:13:24these animals apart in order to bank
0:13:24 > 0:13:25their first prize.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27GIGGLING
0:13:30 > 0:13:32This dog is just out of the public pound
0:13:32 > 0:13:33for bad behaviour.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35He is a right little scrapper.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38I fear the giggles will only make him angry.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Ty and Sharif are doing their best
0:13:40 > 0:13:41to keep elephant back.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44One swing of his trunk
0:13:44 > 0:13:46and it will be all over for dog
0:13:46 > 0:13:47and for this little lot,
0:13:47 > 0:13:49if they keep up that noise.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Halfway through.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57The boys are going for the classic
0:13:57 > 0:13:59ankle grab manoeuvre to keep these two apart.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01If only they could keep
0:14:01 > 0:14:03their mouths shut while doing it!
0:14:06 > 0:14:0910 seconds.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11This is great stuff, fight fans,
0:14:11 > 0:14:13but time's nearly up on this mini battle.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Have our peacemakers made
0:14:15 > 0:14:16too much noise to bank a prize?
0:14:19 > 0:14:22Your silence test is over. ALL: Yeah!
0:14:22 > 0:14:24- Ajit, how do you think you did? - Fine, good.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27- No, not fine. Brilliant. - Doesn't matter what I think.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Doesn't matter what you think.
0:14:29 > 0:14:30It's about what Miss Gobstop thinks.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32We'll find if you passed or failed.
0:14:32 > 0:14:37Attention, attention! This is Miss Gobstop.
0:14:37 > 0:14:41The Gobstop 3,000 picked up whispers and chuckles.
0:14:43 > 0:14:51You, Muzzy, and Ty, were the noisiest of boys.
0:14:51 > 0:14:52What if they fall on me?
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Class...
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Oh, have they managed to outfox Miss Gobstop,
0:14:56 > 0:14:58or will it be a second fail in a row?
0:15:00 > 0:15:01..Failed!
0:15:01 > 0:15:04ALL: Oooooh!
0:15:05 > 0:15:06What a shame! Never mind.
0:15:06 > 0:15:11Anyway, move out of the way, elephant. I've had enough of you.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14Come on, class. Get out, class.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17- Out you go.- We failed!
0:15:17 > 0:15:19ALL: Aaaar!
0:15:21 > 0:15:23That's so unfair, man.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Next time, I have a dream.
0:15:26 > 0:15:31I promise myself, and especially the other people,
0:15:31 > 0:15:33that the next class we will pass,
0:15:33 > 0:15:37and we won't even just pass, it will be...
0:15:37 > 0:15:41ALL: Mission accomplished.
0:15:41 > 0:15:45And this time, the other class is going to be easy-peasy.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48ALL: Loud and screamy!
0:15:48 > 0:15:51Yes, wise words, there.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Meanwhile, in the school's hamster cage.
0:15:54 > 0:15:55That Sir Alan Sugar rang me, earlier.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57I gave him your phone number.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00He's looking for a silent partner.
0:16:00 > 0:16:04Ha-ha-ha! Silent partner. Bang!
0:16:04 > 0:16:05We're halfway through the day,
0:16:05 > 0:16:07which means it's time for the next challenge.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10Class 3, performing arts with Mr Prance.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12From the glittering West End to
0:16:12 > 0:16:13the wrong end of a pantomime horse,
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Mr Prance will find out
0:16:15 > 0:16:18if these boys can perform quietly.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Having failed two classes in a row,
0:16:20 > 0:16:24the London boys are on a losing streak.
0:16:24 > 0:16:28- Come in, come in, come in. Sit down, sit down.- Yo, yo, yo. What's up?
0:16:28 > 0:16:32To get their hands on any prizes at all, they must try harder.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34You are some crazy person.
0:16:34 > 0:16:38Chicken? A rubber chicken? Crazy!
0:16:38 > 0:16:40I can't find my marbles.
0:16:40 > 0:16:44I'm Mr Prance, your teacher of the performing arts.
0:16:44 > 0:16:51And in this class I'll be testing to prove that you cannot remain quiet.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55- You think you're going to pass my silence test? Really?- Yeah!
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Throughout the entire test,
0:16:57 > 0:17:01Miss Gobstop will be listening to every single sound you make.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Are you ready? ALL: Yes!
0:17:03 > 0:17:06- Are you ready for us?- Of course I'm ready for you. I was born ready.
0:17:06 > 0:17:10It is now time for my silence test.
0:17:10 > 0:17:17My silence test is all about silent bellringing.
0:17:17 > 0:17:22You will select a bell and you must remain completely silent,
0:17:22 > 0:17:25no matter what happens.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28You see, we have pigeons and I think one or two of them
0:17:28 > 0:17:32may have left a slight deposit.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Your silence test has begun.
0:17:34 > 0:17:38So, bellringing in silence. Hmm.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41Our noisy pupils will take it in turns to sit under a bell,
0:17:41 > 0:17:42which Mr Prance will ring.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46They must stay silent, no matter what happens. Up first is Ty.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Ty was saved by the bell, there. Just a dusting of feathers.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59I doubt the rest of them will have such a lucky escape.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04Next up is a nervous-looking Muzzy.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Ooh, and it's bells away.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17- Aarrgh!- Ah, that shocked yelp registered on the Gobstop 3,000.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20Will they be failed for it?
0:18:20 > 0:18:24The rest of the class are really trying to stay silent.
0:18:26 > 0:18:31Sharif is next, determined to pass this test. Can he keep it together?
0:18:37 > 0:18:40A classic ring followed by a textbook gunge from the pigeons.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Really lovely stuff.
0:18:44 > 0:18:45Last up, it's Ajit.
0:18:45 > 0:18:49These guys are really trying to keep quiet in order to bank a prize.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55A spot of seal-like clapping from Ty, there.
0:18:55 > 0:18:59Would it be too much for Miss Gobstop?
0:18:59 > 0:19:02Ajit, despite the soaking,, did manage to stay quiet.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04It's as if he's learning.
0:19:04 > 0:19:09And your silent test is over.
0:19:09 > 0:19:10ALL: Yeah!
0:19:10 > 0:19:12In your face! In your face!
0:19:12 > 0:19:13I think it was in YOUR faces.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Well, a big improvement from the boys, there.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19But will it be enough to pass and bank a prize?
0:19:19 > 0:19:23Well, at the end of my silent test,
0:19:23 > 0:19:30I can confirm, without a shadow of a doubt, that, in fact, I was amazing.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33You, however, giggling and sniggering going on.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Well, it's not for me to decide.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Miss Gobstop has been listening to you all
0:19:37 > 0:19:41and she will give you your final result.
0:19:41 > 0:19:45Attention, attention! This is Miss Gobstop.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48There was chatter from all of you.
0:19:48 > 0:19:52Don't you understand the meaning of silence?
0:19:52 > 0:19:54You boys don't leave a lot to imagination.
0:19:56 > 0:20:00But, did your chitter chatter set-off the Gobstop 3,000?
0:20:00 > 0:20:01Hmm!
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Class...
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Ooh-er! Miss Gobstop laying down the law, there.
0:20:05 > 0:20:09But did they manage to keep quiet enough to grab their first prize?
0:20:09 > 0:20:13Failure here would mean they haven't won anything all day.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16..passed!
0:20:16 > 0:20:18ALL: Yeah!
0:20:18 > 0:20:19This is Miss Gobstop.
0:20:19 > 0:20:24Will the new pupils please report to my office, immediately?
0:20:24 > 0:20:29Yes, get out. Out! Bye-bye! Out! Out!
0:20:29 > 0:20:31- Yeah!- Out!- Woo-hoo!
0:20:31 > 0:20:33So, with the classes now complete, the pupils
0:20:33 > 0:20:38are off to get their report from Miss Gobstop before the Final Exam.
0:20:38 > 0:20:39Enter!
0:20:42 > 0:20:44ALL: Yeah!
0:20:44 > 0:20:47We're going to look at your reports. Are you ready? Here we go.
0:20:47 > 0:20:52Muzzy, I've heard not only giggles but actual words out of your mouth.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55I won!
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Ty, what can I say?
0:20:57 > 0:21:00Started as a backchatter, kind of still a backchatter.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Giggled, but I did notice in the last class that you did
0:21:03 > 0:21:05actually try to be quiet.
0:21:07 > 0:21:14- Ajit.- Yeah.- You're a shusher.- What? - Do you know what that is?- No.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16Sh! You do that a lot.
0:21:16 > 0:21:20It actually makes a noise so it's not actually quiet.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Sh!
0:21:22 > 0:21:26Sharif, you have actually been the quietest.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29- Well, thank you. - You're very welcome.
0:21:30 > 0:21:34So, listen up. You have one final test.
0:21:34 > 0:21:38You'll be taken to the Professor's science lab.
0:21:38 > 0:21:43You have banked one prize from the confiscation cupboard.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47Could've been three, couldn't keep it shut, so you only have one.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50You've got one more chance to graduate.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53If you keep it shut, you can take home your prizes.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55If you don't keep it shut,
0:21:55 > 0:21:58I will expel you and you will leave the school with nothing.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00So, get out of my class.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03- Out!- OK. We see, when we finished, comb your hair. Comb your hair.
0:22:03 > 0:22:07Get out of my class!
0:22:07 > 0:22:10ALL: Bye!
0:22:10 > 0:22:14ALL: Yeah!
0:22:14 > 0:22:16It's time for the Final Exam with The Professor.
0:22:16 > 0:22:21His mind-boggling experiments are designed to get the pupils
0:22:21 > 0:22:23to make as much noise as possible.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25This is not going to be easy for them.
0:22:25 > 0:22:30Ah, guten Tag, children and welcome to the laboratory.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32I am the professor.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34You may have heard of me.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37Today, with the help of my assistant, Herr Helmut, cluck, cluck, cluck.
0:22:37 > 0:22:41Look at me! I'm a zombie chicken. Get off, you fool!
0:22:41 > 0:22:45Today we will be going you through your Final Examination,
0:22:45 > 0:22:47to see if you have learned the silence, ya?
0:22:47 > 0:22:51- Are you ready to begin?- No.- You're not ready? Well, that is tough.
0:22:51 > 0:22:56It will begin in drei, zwei, eins!
0:22:58 > 0:23:01So, the professor is going to do all he can to keep
0:23:01 > 0:23:05these noisy children from London winning any prizes, at all.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08This should be interesting. Game on!
0:23:08 > 0:23:11This is one of my greatest inventions.
0:23:11 > 0:23:16It is a singing chicken. It is like a chicken version of Lady Gaga.
0:23:16 > 0:23:20It's things all these popular songs. You will... What's that?
0:23:20 > 0:23:21Wah?
0:23:21 > 0:23:24You think you're going to be sick? You can't be sick in the laboratory.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27No sick in the laboratory. You can't be sick.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29- Oh, oh, aaaah! - Ah!
0:23:31 > 0:23:32Ooh, a definite noise, there.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35That could be strike one.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38I'm so sorry. This is terrible.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40But now we come to you, my friend.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Sharif's up the next. Hope he's hungry.
0:23:43 > 0:23:47This is my dream pie. Oh, yes.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49This pie can read your dreams.
0:23:49 > 0:23:53We have put various other ingredients in it like some panda juice,
0:23:53 > 0:23:55and some pigeon dust, and all manner of things,
0:23:55 > 0:23:57but don't let that put you off.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59It is reading your dreams, right now.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01It is wanting you to get a pie in the face!
0:24:05 > 0:24:11But putrid pie was no match for silent Sharif. Amazing!
0:24:11 > 0:24:13What does the professor have in store for Ajit?
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Ah!
0:24:15 > 0:24:20I have something very special for you. It is my time-freezing machine.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23Are you ready? Time freeze, activate!
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Why have you not frozen?
0:24:28 > 0:24:31Have you broken my machine?
0:24:31 > 0:24:37I have never... How did you break my machine? I've never been more.
0:24:39 > 0:24:43Ajit trying to silently dodge the silly string, there.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50What happened to you? You're a terrible mess.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52What am I doing with this?
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Ooh, and what does he have for Ty?
0:24:56 > 0:24:58What do we have for you?
0:24:58 > 0:25:02One of the most deadliest and smelliest things known to man.
0:25:02 > 0:25:06It is one of Mr Gross' socks.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09Oh! Oh, this is awful.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12Oh, you cannot run away.
0:25:12 > 0:25:16Oh! Oh!
0:25:16 > 0:25:19Will the stinking, stenchy sock break Ty's silence?
0:25:19 > 0:25:22No? He has a stronger stomach than me.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24What is wrong?
0:25:25 > 0:25:27It is horrible. I think I'm going to be sick.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30You can't be sick in the laboratory.
0:25:30 > 0:25:31There's enough sick, already.
0:25:31 > 0:25:35Er, here, here! Muuurgh!
0:25:37 > 0:25:41That's what can only be described as a stunned silence, there, from Ty.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Don't worry, this is my clean machine.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46I will be able to clean you up.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Oh, there's a lot in the system.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54Shushing from Ajit. Ooh, that could be another strike.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59There's only 20 seconds to go.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01Can they keep it shut
0:26:01 > 0:26:03as the gallons of gunge continue?
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Now, I'm stunned at how
0:26:08 > 0:26:09silent this lot are being,
0:26:09 > 0:26:11despite the torrent of slime!
0:26:14 > 0:26:17The machine is not functioning!
0:26:17 > 0:26:18That's it!
0:26:18 > 0:26:20Your silent test is over!
0:26:20 > 0:26:23ALL: Yeah!
0:26:23 > 0:26:28Well, how do think you did? Did you make any of the noises?
0:26:28 > 0:26:30- Do think you won? - ALL: Yes!
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Well, if it is up to me and Helmut, you would fail,
0:26:32 > 0:26:34but it is not up to me.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37It is up to the beautiful Fraulein to see if you have passed.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39So, with one prize on the line
0:26:39 > 0:26:42and the Golden Gobstopper in their sights,
0:26:42 > 0:26:45did this boisterous bunch managed to keep quiet enough
0:26:45 > 0:26:47to pass the Final Exam?
0:26:47 > 0:26:50So, despite our chat, I picked up giggling,
0:26:50 > 0:26:52and Ajit, from you, you little backchatter.
0:26:52 > 0:26:56- Yeah?- Shushing. You've passed one class, failed two.
0:26:56 > 0:27:00Not a good deal. But did you graduate? Or will you be expelled?
0:27:01 > 0:27:03My Gobstop 3,000 has spoken.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05You
0:27:05 > 0:27:07have...
0:27:09 > 0:27:11..graduated!
0:27:11 > 0:27:13ALL: Yeah!
0:27:13 > 0:27:16Yes! It's a huge success for our London boys.
0:27:16 > 0:27:17Let's see how they did it.
0:27:17 > 0:27:22Despite some giggling from Ty,
0:27:22 > 0:27:25and shushing from Ajit,
0:27:25 > 0:27:28they only notched up two strikes on the Gobstop 3000,
0:27:28 > 0:27:32which means they've graduated and won the Golden Gobstopper.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36Get out and get your prizes.
0:27:36 > 0:27:39You've graduated. ALL: Yeah!
0:27:47 > 0:27:48Hearing things!
0:27:57 > 0:27:59Clean their ears!
0:27:59 > 0:28:02ALL: Yeah!
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