0:00:02 > 0:00:03Welcome to the School Of Silence.
0:00:03 > 0:00:06This is where the noisiest children in the country
0:00:06 > 0:00:08are sent to prove they can keep quiet.
0:00:08 > 0:00:11KIDS SQUEAL
0:00:11 > 0:00:13We're about to meet four new arrivals,
0:00:13 > 0:00:16but can they keep quiet for just one day?
0:00:16 > 0:00:17Hoo-hoo! I doubt it.
0:00:19 > 0:00:20Shh!
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Shh!
0:00:36 > 0:00:38BELL RINGS
0:00:38 > 0:00:40CHILDREN YELL
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Here's how the day works.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53The new pupils have three challenging classes to prove
0:00:53 > 0:00:56they can be silent, followed by the crucial Final Exam
0:00:56 > 0:01:00which will determine whether they graduate or will be expelled.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04If I think the pupils managed to stay quiet enough to pass a class...
0:01:08 > 0:01:13..then they will bank a prize from my confiscation cupboard.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16But if I think they're being too noisy...
0:01:16 > 0:01:17LAUGHTER
0:01:17 > 0:01:19HE SHRIEKS
0:01:19 > 0:01:24..they will get nothing and I will know about it, thanks to this device,
0:01:24 > 0:01:30the Gobstop 3,000, the very latest in noise-monitoring technology.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32If they pass the Final Exam,
0:01:32 > 0:01:36they will take all the prizes they have banked
0:01:36 > 0:01:41and receive the ultimate reward, the Golden Gobstopper.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44However, if they fail to keep that shut,
0:01:44 > 0:01:47I will have no choice but to expel them
0:01:47 > 0:01:50and they will go home with absolutely nothing.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53These noisy pupils are from Bromley in Kent
0:01:53 > 0:01:56and are having their noise levels monitored
0:01:56 > 0:01:58by our beloved headmistress Miss Gobstop
0:01:58 > 0:02:00and their form tutor Mr Gross.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01You, step forward. Name?
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Amy!
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Amy says her most annoying habit is picking her nose
0:02:06 > 0:02:09and she loves blowing raspberries too.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Hopefully not at the same time. That could get very messy.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14You, name?
0:02:14 > 0:02:15Chloe!
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Twin sister Chloe says that the funniest noise she's ever heard
0:02:18 > 0:02:21was when she sat on a whoopee cushion.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Well, that's her excuse, anyway.
0:02:24 > 0:02:25You, name?
0:02:25 > 0:02:26Ellen.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30Ballerina Ellen once launched a ballet shoe into the audience
0:02:30 > 0:02:33during a performance and says her favourite noise is giggling,
0:02:33 > 0:02:37which is lucky, as the audience burst out laughing.
0:02:37 > 0:02:38You, step forward. Name?
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Christiana.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41Christiana likes to sing
0:02:41 > 0:02:46and says the funniest noise she's ever heard was a dog breaking wind.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49The dog says her singing was much funnier.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Get out! Get them out!
0:02:51 > 0:02:53ALL CHEER
0:02:57 > 0:03:01It's time for their first class, general studies with Mr Gross.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04He smells, but his tests really stink.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Today's class is a double period,
0:03:06 > 0:03:10so how will our new pupils cope with two Gross tests?
0:03:10 > 0:03:14Five and six and seven and eight. Oh, come in.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17- Come in.- Hello, hello, hello! - Hello, sit down.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22THEY COUGH
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Yes, very funny.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27I'm just finishing my morning exercises.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Five and six and seven and eight.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31THEY SHOUT OVER HIM
0:03:31 > 0:03:33ALL: One, two, three.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39Oh, I tell you what. It's hot work, this, you know. It really is.
0:03:39 > 0:03:45Oh, dear. I've got to wring out my sweaty hankie.
0:03:45 > 0:03:49It's important to rehydrate and get the salts back in the body, you see.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Ugh! Can I be sick?
0:03:53 > 0:03:58Shush! Now I've got your attention, Miss Gobstop is listening
0:03:58 > 0:04:03at all times on these fluffy little microphones, so she knows
0:04:03 > 0:04:07if you're being noisy or if you're being silent.
0:04:07 > 0:04:13I don't think you can be silent, but we're going to find out, aren't we?
0:04:13 > 0:04:18It's time for your first silence test.
0:04:18 > 0:04:23Here we are at your first silence test.
0:04:23 > 0:04:29Now, it's very important to have a trade in life.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Today's test is all about plumbing.
0:04:32 > 0:04:37What we've got here are three pipes from the school plumbing system.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40They are unfortunately blocked.
0:04:40 > 0:04:44What we're going to do is find out who is the best plumber
0:04:44 > 0:04:48and we're going to do it...
0:04:48 > 0:04:49(Silently.)
0:04:49 > 0:04:53Yes, Chloe! You might just make it yet.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56So, they must unblock three pipes by blowing down them.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59The person who blows the hardest unblocks the tube
0:04:59 > 0:05:01but soaks their opponent.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03They must be quiet if they want to bank a prize.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05First up, it's Amy versus Chloe.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09Three, two, one, plumb!
0:05:09 > 0:05:11SHE LAUGHS
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Chloe is laughing like an unblocked drain.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Not a good start.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22I got you, Amy.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25But did Miss Gobstop get all of that?
0:05:25 > 0:05:29Pipe number two, and it's Christiana versus Ellen.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Well, the twins are laughing in stereo.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36If they carry on like this,
0:05:36 > 0:05:40they can kiss goodbye to any prizes from the confiscation cupboard.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45And finally, the two best plumbers go head-to-head.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48They must plumb silently if they want to bank a prize.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52CHLOE SPLUTTERS
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Remember, don't try this at home!
0:05:59 > 0:06:01At least they're enjoying themselves,
0:06:01 > 0:06:02unlike poor Miss Gobstop.
0:06:02 > 0:06:07Your silence test is over.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16OK. It's time for another silence test.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Well, perhaps they'll make amends in Mr Gross's second test
0:06:19 > 0:06:21and bag some prizes.
0:06:21 > 0:06:27This silent test is all about babysitting,
0:06:27 > 0:06:30which is very important in later life
0:06:30 > 0:06:33for earning extra pocket money and, of course,
0:06:33 > 0:06:38if you are unfortunate enough to have any children of your own.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Nurses?
0:06:40 > 0:06:42ALL: Ugh!
0:06:44 > 0:06:45They're absolutely gross.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48What we have here are some mini Grosses
0:06:48 > 0:06:55for you to practice your babysitting skills, but you must practise in...
0:06:55 > 0:06:56Silence!
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Silence, absolutely.
0:06:58 > 0:07:03Your silence test starts now.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06So the girls have to look after Mr Gross's dolls.
0:07:06 > 0:07:10They have no idea that these creepy babies actually trump
0:07:10 > 0:07:11and wet themselves.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14They must stay silent if they want to bank a prize.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16You're talking, did you know that?
0:07:16 > 0:07:19And, like, so are you, yeah!
0:07:21 > 0:07:25Amy gets the first mini Gross. How will she cope?
0:07:27 > 0:07:29MINI GROSS TRUMPS
0:07:31 > 0:07:32A giggle from Chloe.
0:07:32 > 0:07:38The baby's let rip, but can Chloe and Amy control their guffaws?
0:07:43 > 0:07:48Looks like these young ladies might be going home empty-handed
0:07:48 > 0:07:49if they carry on like this.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Amy looks happy, but will she stay silent
0:07:52 > 0:07:55when the mini Gross has a big accident?
0:07:55 > 0:07:57CHLOE LAUGHS
0:08:00 > 0:08:03(I'm afraid he had a little accident.)
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Sssh! Sssh!
0:08:05 > 0:08:09Noisy shushing from Chloe. That'll get Miss Gobstop's attention.
0:08:09 > 0:08:10MINI GROSS TRUMPS
0:08:17 > 0:08:21Could Amy's giggling cause the girls to fail?
0:08:24 > 0:08:28Mr Gross is handing over the final baby.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31What's Christiana's childcare plan?
0:08:31 > 0:08:34Abandon the baby. Hmm, that's not very nice.
0:08:36 > 0:08:37Sssh!
0:08:37 > 0:08:39A little accident from Mr Gross's doll there,
0:08:39 > 0:08:41but a big laugh from Amy.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43I don't think Miss Gobstop looks impressed.
0:08:43 > 0:08:47Your silence test is over.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52I think there was an awful lot of noise throughout the test.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Don't you?
0:08:54 > 0:08:56No. I didn't hear anything. Did you?
0:08:56 > 0:08:57Well, I tell you what.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59It was just the babies.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03I know who would've heard something, our illustrious headmistress,
0:09:03 > 0:09:07the delightful, all-powerful Fallulah Gobstop.
0:09:07 > 0:09:12Attention, attention. This is Miss Gobstop.
0:09:12 > 0:09:19The level of noise during these silence tests was disgusting.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Amy - giggler extraordinaire.
0:09:27 > 0:09:33Ellen, you tried hard, but not hard enough.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Christiana, keep up the good work.
0:09:41 > 0:09:48Chloe, your constant chatter and cackling was unbelievable.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50I got you, Amy.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Are you OK?
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Oh, no!
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Class...
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Have they passed their first class and banked a prize?
0:10:01 > 0:10:03..failed.
0:10:03 > 0:10:04ALL GROAN
0:10:04 > 0:10:07It doesn't matter. We've got more chances.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Yeah, well, I can't say I'm surprised.
0:10:09 > 0:10:13You are quite the noisiest children I've experienced in a long time.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16Get out of my classroom. Go on, off you go.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18ALL: Bye!
0:10:18 > 0:10:22Go quietly. Don't slam the door.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Oh, that's so bad! Come here.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29We've got loads of other chances so cheer up.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31We failed. I can't believe it.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35She said that I kept yabbering on. Well, I did not yabber on.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37It was her and her and her.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40You did. Don't blame it on us.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42They might think we can't be silent...
0:10:42 > 0:10:44ALL: But we can. Sssh!
0:10:46 > 0:10:50I hate your hair. You wear far too much make-up.
0:10:50 > 0:10:54Your clothes are revolting. Terrible.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56In short, you look like a clown.
0:10:58 > 0:10:59SILENCE
0:10:59 > 0:11:00You're hired!
0:11:03 > 0:11:06On to the Class 2, geography with Miss Adventure.
0:11:06 > 0:11:10She may be tiny but her tests are massively difficult.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Will the pupils put their bad start behind them
0:11:12 > 0:11:16and bank their first prize of the day by passing this class?
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Miss Adventure was the bravest explorer of all time
0:11:19 > 0:11:21and she said...
0:11:21 > 0:11:23KNOCK AT DOOR
0:11:23 > 0:11:27Oh, come in, young roamers. Come in, come in, come in. Take a seat.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30Welcome, welcome. Lovely. Close the door.
0:11:30 > 0:11:36Hello, class. I am Miss Adventure, geography teacher.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Salute me if you fancy. There we go. Oh, that's very disciplined.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42Now, did you pass Mr Gross's class?
0:11:42 > 0:11:43No, but because he wasn't a nice teacher
0:11:43 > 0:11:45we think we might be better for you.
0:11:45 > 0:11:49- Oh, you think I'm a nice teacher, do you?- Yes.- That's very nice.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52Well, I've got a great silence test for you.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55It's going to defeat you as well. I've planned it very carefully.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58# It's going to defeat you # It's going to defeat you... #
0:11:58 > 0:12:00THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER
0:12:00 > 0:12:02This is how you dance.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05But it was good dancing, though.
0:12:05 > 0:12:09That was good dancing and it was quite silent as well.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11It was quite silent. That was quite good. I quite liked that.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Sit down, class.
0:12:13 > 0:12:17So, I'll ask you one more time,
0:12:17 > 0:12:20do you think you're going to pass my silence test?
0:12:20 > 0:12:22ALL: Yes!
0:12:22 > 0:12:25Well, we'll see about that. It's time for my silence test.
0:12:25 > 0:12:30Every explorer needs to be lucky and my silence test is going to
0:12:30 > 0:12:35see which one of you is the luckiest and if you can be completely silent.
0:12:35 > 0:12:39You're going to pull out one of these pegs.
0:12:39 > 0:12:43And if there's red on the bottom, you get a custard pie in the face.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47Amy and Ellen, let's get you sitting down.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50So, can you be quiet in my silence test? Let's find out.
0:12:50 > 0:12:56Silence test commences in five, four, three, two, one...
0:12:56 > 0:13:00Four cold custard pies and four fresh faces.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Who'll pull a red peg first and get a face-full?
0:13:03 > 0:13:04Ooh, it's not Ellen.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07Amy's turn to pull a peg of peril.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Silent chuckling.
0:13:11 > 0:13:16They're really upping their game in order to bag their first prize.
0:13:16 > 0:13:17Let's see that again.
0:13:17 > 0:13:21First pie to Amy. Who's going to get the next one?
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Lovely.
0:13:23 > 0:13:27It's Ellen's second go. Will her luck hold?
0:13:27 > 0:13:29The answer's no!
0:13:29 > 0:13:34Amy's trying to control her titters but has Miss Gobstop clocked them?
0:13:34 > 0:13:37Let's look at the flying pie again.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Bam! Direct hit. What a beauty!
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Christiana joins Chloe. Who will get the third pie?
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Chloe's in the clear. Silent relief.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57A confident pull from Christiana.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07Chloe's still lucky and silent. It's a miracle.
0:14:07 > 0:14:11They're quite literally pulling out all the stops to keep schtum.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16SHE GASPS
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Not a peep. Miss Gobstop will be impressed.
0:14:20 > 0:14:24In case you missed it, here's how to stay silent
0:14:24 > 0:14:25while being pied in the face.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Bosh!
0:14:27 > 0:14:31Just Chloe left now. How long will her luck last?
0:14:31 > 0:14:34A while longer, it would seem. That's three in a row.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Amazing!
0:14:36 > 0:14:39They can't believe their pies!
0:14:39 > 0:14:41This can't last much longer.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44Can they keep it together with a prize in sight?
0:14:51 > 0:14:55Well, Chloe's lucky streak finally ran out.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58She thought it was all over and it was...all over her face!
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Ohhh! Pie-tastic!
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Your silence test is over!
0:15:04 > 0:15:07Well, they seem pretty happy but have they done enough
0:15:07 > 0:15:09to bank their first prize?
0:15:09 > 0:15:12So, your silence test is over. How do you think you did?
0:15:12 > 0:15:15- Amy, how do you think you did in that one?- Fabulous!
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Better than in Mr Gross's class. I tried not to laugh.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19I did snigger but, you know...
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Ellen, what do you think?
0:15:21 > 0:15:23As a team, we done better than Mr Gross's.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26No doubt about that. I definitely heard some noises, though.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28But it's not up to you, it's not up to me.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31It's up to Miss Gobstop. Let's find out what she thinks.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34Attention, attention. This is Miss Gobstop.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Goodness gracious!
0:15:37 > 0:15:41Are you the same girls who were in Mr Gross's class?
0:15:41 > 0:15:44You seem to be learning the code of silence.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Well done.
0:15:46 > 0:15:51But were your whispery giggles too much?
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Class...
0:15:53 > 0:15:57Have they passed their first class of the day
0:15:57 > 0:15:59and banked themselves a prize?
0:15:59 > 0:16:01..passed!
0:16:02 > 0:16:04I can't believe it.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09That was unbelievable.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12Oh, for goodness' sake. That's enough, class.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15I can't believe you did it. Get out. Get out of my class.
0:16:17 > 0:16:21We've passed, we've passed, we've passed, we've passed!
0:16:21 > 0:16:25Miss Gobstopper said, "Are you sure you're the same girls?"
0:16:25 > 0:16:28Well, we pulled off this one.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30The next time we're going to zip it even more.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33ALL: Ssh!
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Well, meanwhile, in the school's hamster cage.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Judy, what's silent but deadly?
0:16:39 > 0:16:41HE TRUMPS
0:16:41 > 0:16:45Ooh! Correction - what's deadly?
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Oh, Harry!
0:16:49 > 0:16:51It's time for Class 3 with Mr Les Prance,
0:16:51 > 0:16:53teacher of the performing arts.
0:16:53 > 0:16:57Prance will make them dance to his silent tune. Action!
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Our noisy mob from Bromley have failed one class
0:17:00 > 0:17:02and passed the other.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04They're on a roll, so will it be prize number two?
0:17:04 > 0:17:07- Good morning, hello. - ALL: How do you do?
0:17:07 > 0:17:10- That's lovely. Take a seat. - Thank you.- Good to hear.
0:17:10 > 0:17:15Let me just put this somewhere out of the... Oh dear! One moment.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Mr Prance, you're a bit over the top.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19- Really?- ALL: Yeah!
0:17:19 > 0:17:22- Shall I just put it down? - A lot over the top.- Really?
0:17:22 > 0:17:24- OW!- Do you want help?
0:17:24 > 0:17:28- No, it's OK. Erm, now, hello. - ALL: Hello.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31I am, as you know, Mr Prance, your performance arts teacher.
0:17:31 > 0:17:35Here, within our theatre of silence,
0:17:35 > 0:17:40I'm here to prove that you cannot remain silent.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42- Ssh!- Thank you.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46OK, if you're food, we want you to be like shush kebabs
0:17:46 > 0:17:49and not bangers. Do you understand?
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Now, it's time for my silent test.
0:17:51 > 0:17:56My silent test is silent make-up.
0:17:56 > 0:18:00You must make each other up for my new thriller.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03It's called Which Tiger Is It?
0:18:03 > 0:18:07You will be the tiger.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11You will be the witch.
0:18:13 > 0:18:18My silence test begins in three, two, one, action!
0:18:18 > 0:18:21So, scary make-up in silence.
0:18:21 > 0:18:25The girls will work in pairs with the added twist that
0:18:25 > 0:18:27they can't see what they're doing.
0:18:27 > 0:18:28Erm, we need...
0:18:28 > 0:18:31Chloe starts the silent test by talking. Radical!
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Yeah, that's fine.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Oh, dear. That will not please Miss Gobstop.
0:18:35 > 0:18:39Christiana and Amy remain tight-lipped
0:18:39 > 0:18:41in the hope of banking a prize.
0:18:45 > 0:18:50Chloe's finally earned her stripes by staying silent but will it last?
0:19:02 > 0:19:06I can definitely hear some giggling but will that cost them a prize?
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Artists, inspect your work.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Have a look.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15What will they make of their new look?
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Oh, was that a snigger from Tigger?
0:19:24 > 0:19:26And Amy casts a spell...
0:19:27 > 0:19:29..of giggling.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32Your silence test is complete. Cut.
0:19:36 > 0:19:41Miss Gobstop has been listening and she will let you know how you did.
0:19:41 > 0:19:45Attention, attention. This is Miss Gobstop.
0:19:45 > 0:19:49Chloe, I caught you talking.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52OK, erm, we need... Yeah, that's fine. That's fine.
0:19:52 > 0:19:58And, Amy, you finished things off by cackling like a little witch.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Class...
0:20:04 > 0:20:07Now, have they managed to bank their second prize?
0:20:09 > 0:20:11- ..failed!- Yes!
0:20:11 > 0:20:13ALL: Ohhh!
0:20:13 > 0:20:15I warned you!
0:20:15 > 0:20:19Will the new pupils please report to my office immediately?
0:20:19 > 0:20:23Mm, that's right, out you go. Goodbye.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25You look lovely, by the way. Thank you, take care.
0:20:25 > 0:20:30So, with the classes complete, the pupils are off to see Miss Gobstop
0:20:30 > 0:20:32to get their report before the Final Exam.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Come in.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Quickly. Shut the door, please.
0:20:42 > 0:20:46So, you were sent here because you're all far too noisy
0:20:46 > 0:20:49and we've put you through some silent tests.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52So let's look at your report cards.
0:20:54 > 0:21:01Amy, your giggles were heard throughout my school today.
0:21:07 > 0:21:11Ellen, I have noticed that you've tried to keep your mouth shut.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15You guys must be silent.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19Chloe, it says here,
0:21:19 > 0:21:23"Chitter chatter, chitter chatter, cackle cackle cackle."
0:21:25 > 0:21:27I got you, Amy!
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Sssh! Sssh!
0:21:31 > 0:21:34Christiana, keep up the good work.
0:21:40 > 0:21:47So, of the three classes, you've passed one,
0:21:47 > 0:21:49which means you've banked one prize.
0:21:49 > 0:21:56But, in order to receive that prize, you have to pass the Final Exam.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00If you graduate, not only will you take home the prize,
0:22:00 > 0:22:05but you'll also receive the ultimate reward of the Golden Gobstopper.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09But, if you fail, you will be expelled
0:22:09 > 0:22:12and go home with absolutely nothing.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Now get out and go to the science lab.
0:22:15 > 0:22:16THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Dear goodness me!
0:22:26 > 0:22:29It's time for the Final Exam with the professor.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32His fiendish experiments and dastardly inventions
0:22:32 > 0:22:36are all that's standing between our new pupils and graduation.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39The professor will do all he can to stop them winning their prizes
0:22:39 > 0:22:42and the Golden Gobstopper.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Vell, my little giggling gooses.
0:22:44 > 0:22:48Velcome to your Final Examination here in ze laboratory.
0:22:48 > 0:22:52I am ze professor and today with ze help of my assistant Herr Helmut...
0:22:52 > 0:22:54- BO!- You stop doing that!
0:22:54 > 0:22:56You're crazy! It's just a puppet.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59- Oh, killer vorm! Attack, attack! Get off!- It's just a puppet!
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Right, for your Final Examination,
0:23:02 > 0:23:05I will pit you against ze power of my silent laboratory.
0:23:05 > 0:23:09If you make three of ze bad, bad noises, you vill be expelled.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12If you pass, you vill vin ze elusive Golden Gobstopper.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15OMG! I know.
0:23:15 > 0:23:22Ve shall commence your final examination in drei, zwei, eins!
0:23:22 > 0:23:25- Ha-ha ha!- Shut up!
0:23:25 > 0:23:29Right, who do we have first? I think we will have you.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31Ellen's first up.
0:23:31 > 0:23:35Zis is my latest and greatest invention.
0:23:35 > 0:23:39It is ze mind-reading helmet.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42It will be amazing. Are you ready? Here we go.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49I can read your thoughts. You're like, "Oh no, my hair is a mess!"
0:23:49 > 0:23:54Look, you look beautiful. You're like Lady Gaga!
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Right, who do we have next?
0:23:56 > 0:23:58You, I think. What have we got?
0:23:58 > 0:24:02Oh, I like ze smiles and ze giggling. What do we have?
0:24:02 > 0:24:05It is my invisibility cloak.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07You can't see me.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09I'm invisible. Where has he gone?
0:24:09 > 0:24:11- You're there.- I am not here!
0:24:11 > 0:24:12You're guessing.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15Oh, Chloe's fallen for the oldest trick in the book.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18Has she earned her team their first strike?
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Remember, three and they're out.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Christiana's up next.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25Oh, it's a special pie. It's floating.
0:24:25 > 0:24:30It is made with animal sick and panda doo-doo and weasel juice.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33Oh, it smells horrible. I know.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40Great silent skill.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Christiana really wants them to win.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44What do we have next?
0:24:44 > 0:24:46For you, I think.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Now it's Amy's turn.
0:24:48 > 0:24:52It is perhaps the most dangerous and smelliest thing known to man.
0:24:54 > 0:25:00This is one of Mr Gross's socks. Oh, it's horrible.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03Oh, it, it smells like a giant's pants.
0:25:03 > 0:25:04You can't run.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Suffering in silence.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09This team's really trying hard.
0:25:09 > 0:25:14Very good. But, finally, what do we have for you, Chloe?
0:25:14 > 0:25:18You get to test my latest and greatest invention.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20It is my happiness ray. Are you ready?
0:25:20 > 0:25:23Go!
0:25:25 > 0:25:28Some giggling. Is that strike two?
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Oh, I'm so sorry.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33I had it upside down. It was a frown. You need to turn it this way.
0:25:33 > 0:25:37Right, we try again. Here we go. This will make you happy, Chloe.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Eins, zwei, drei, go!
0:25:40 > 0:25:44Why would that make you happy? How rude are you?
0:25:44 > 0:25:47Right, don't worry. We will be able to clean you all up.
0:25:47 > 0:25:51Things will be absolutely fine with my gleam machine. Go!
0:25:54 > 0:25:5720 seconds to go.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00Can they keep quiet under the onslaught of slime?
0:26:00 > 0:26:03Thank goodness the machine is empty.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08Oh, the pesky professor is trying to trick them.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Can he break them in the last few seconds?
0:26:14 > 0:26:15That is it. Your time is up.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18Your Final Examination is over!
0:26:18 > 0:26:20So, have they won all their prizes
0:26:20 > 0:26:24or did they set off the Gobstop 3,000 three times?
0:26:24 > 0:26:28Sssh! How did you think you did in your Final Examination,
0:26:28 > 0:26:30my little pandemonium pigeons?
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Do think you managed to pass?
0:26:32 > 0:26:33ALL: Yeah.
0:26:33 > 0:26:38We will see. Only ze gorgeous Fraulein Gobstopper can say
0:26:38 > 0:26:42if you will pass the School Of Silence. Fraulein Gobstopper?
0:26:44 > 0:26:49Well, my glorious headteacher, how did meine guinea pigs do?
0:26:49 > 0:26:56Well, I was listening intently through my Gobstop 3,000.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58I heard noises.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00So, you...
0:27:01 > 0:27:03..will...
0:27:09 > 0:27:10..be expelled!
0:27:10 > 0:27:12ALL SHOUT AT ONCE
0:27:12 > 0:27:15Oh, no! They've lost all their prizes.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17So, where did it all go wrong?
0:27:17 > 0:27:19There was backchat from Chloe...
0:27:19 > 0:27:21You're there.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24..who was joined in the cackling by Amy...
0:27:26 > 0:27:30..before a final burst of doubled up laughter from the twins.
0:27:32 > 0:27:37So, more than three strikes means they failed.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39ALL SHOUT OVER EACH OTHER
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