0:00:02 > 0:00:03Welcome to the School of Silence,
0:00:03 > 0:00:07where the noisiest children in the country are sent
0:00:07 > 0:00:11- to prove they CAN keep quiet. - THEY SCREAM
0:00:11 > 0:00:13We're about to meet four new arrivals.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16But can they keep quiet for just one day?
0:00:16 > 0:00:17Oh, I doubt it!
0:00:19 > 0:00:20Shhh!
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Shhh!
0:00:31 > 0:00:34TAPPING
0:00:36 > 0:00:38BELL RINGS
0:00:38 > 0:00:42CHILDREN SCREAM
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Shhh!
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Here's how the day works.
0:00:49 > 0:00:54The new pupils have three challenging classes to prove they can be silent,
0:00:54 > 0:00:56followed by the crucial Final Exam,
0:00:56 > 0:00:59which will determine whether they graduate,
0:00:59 > 0:01:00or will be expelled.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04If I think pupils managed to stay quiet enough to pass a class...
0:01:08 > 0:01:13..then they will bank a prize from my Confiscation Cupboard.
0:01:13 > 0:01:14But if they are being too noisy...
0:01:14 > 0:01:16HE BLOWS RASPBERRY
0:01:16 > 0:01:18HE SCREAMS
0:01:18 > 0:01:19SHE LAUGHS
0:01:19 > 0:01:21..they will get nothing.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24And I will know about it, thanks to this device.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26The Gobstop 3000.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30The very latest in noise-monitoring technology.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32If they pass the Final Exam,
0:01:32 > 0:01:36they will take all the prizes they have banked
0:01:36 > 0:01:41and receive the ultimate reward, the Golden Gobstopper!
0:01:41 > 0:01:44However, if they fail to keep THAT shut,
0:01:44 > 0:01:47I will have no choice but to expel them.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50And they will go home with absolutely nothing.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Today's gobby lot are from Glasgow,
0:01:54 > 0:01:57and they're getting their last chance at being loud
0:01:57 > 0:02:00in front of Miss Gobstop and form tutor Mr Gross.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02This noisy bunch are going to struggle.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04They'll need to keep it shut
0:02:04 > 0:02:07if they've got any chance of a prize.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09You, step forward! Name?
0:02:09 > 0:02:11SCREAMING: Kavita!
0:02:11 > 0:02:12I heard that!
0:02:12 > 0:02:16Kavita loves nothing better than a right good scream.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18I can see Miss Gobstop has got her work cut out.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20You, step forward!
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Name?
0:02:22 > 0:02:23SCREAMING: Tariq!
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Tariq loves rocking out on his drums,
0:02:26 > 0:02:28but the loudest noise he's heard is his mum shouting.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Shouting at him to stop playing the drums!
0:02:31 > 0:02:33You, step forward! Name?
0:02:33 > 0:02:36SCREAMING: Ricco!
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Ricco can burp the whole alphabet,
0:02:38 > 0:02:40but he also likes boxing.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42So watch out for a punch if you tell him to be quiet.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44You, step forward!
0:02:44 > 0:02:45Name?
0:02:45 > 0:02:47SCREAMING: Humza!
0:02:48 > 0:02:50That's almost off the register!
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Apparently, Humza's favourite noise is an elephant's trump.
0:02:53 > 0:02:54Yes, you heard correctly!
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Get them out! Get out!
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Get them out! Quickly! Quickly, quickly, quickly!
0:02:59 > 0:03:02CHILDREN YELL
0:03:02 > 0:03:05It's time for classes to begin.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08The first lesson, General Studies with Mr - bleurgh - Gross!
0:03:08 > 0:03:12This revolting teacher has the most disgusting tests
0:03:12 > 0:03:14tucked up his smelly sleeves.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18So what awaits our Glaswegian gang in their first silent test?
0:03:18 > 0:03:20HE GURGLES
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Come in!
0:03:22 > 0:03:24HE GURGLES
0:03:24 > 0:03:26THEY SQUEAL
0:03:29 > 0:03:33You stink of BO! Put some air freshener in here!
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Right, shush!
0:03:36 > 0:03:40That was my crab impression. What did you think?
0:03:40 > 0:03:41It was rubbish!
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Shall I do another animal impression?
0:03:43 > 0:03:46- ALL: No!- No more!
0:03:46 > 0:03:51Well, I am your General Studies teacher, Mr Gross.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Remember, you are here because you are noisy.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56We like being noisy!
0:03:56 > 0:03:58- Exactly!- Exactly!
0:03:58 > 0:04:00And it's got to be silenced out of you!
0:04:00 > 0:04:04Remember, Miss Gobstop is listening at all times
0:04:04 > 0:04:07on your fluffy little microphones.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11So she knows if you're being noisy.
0:04:11 > 0:04:12Have a whiff of that!
0:04:12 > 0:04:16THEY SCREAM
0:04:16 > 0:04:19I do have an effect. You've got to prove you can be silent.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Do you think you can do it?
0:04:21 > 0:04:25- ALL: Yeah!- We can do this! - We're going to prove you wrong!
0:04:25 > 0:04:29It's time for your first silence test.
0:04:29 > 0:04:30Bring it on!
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Yes, we will.
0:04:32 > 0:04:38This first silence test is all about Media Studies.
0:04:38 > 0:04:43I will show you the face of a "celebrity",
0:04:43 > 0:04:47and then we'll hear their bottom burp.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51All you have to do is tell me if the next celebrity
0:04:51 > 0:04:56is going to do a longer or a shorter trump.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02However, if you get it wrong,
0:05:02 > 0:05:06then you will be taking a whiff from my guff jar.
0:05:08 > 0:05:12Your silence test starts...now!
0:05:14 > 0:05:18So, guessing trumps in silence. Bieber, do your worst.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20PHRRRRRT!
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Oh, the class are struggling to control their laughs.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Will the next be longer or shorter?
0:05:28 > 0:05:31It's Katy "Parping" Perry!
0:05:31 > 0:05:35Will her pump be shorter or longer?
0:05:35 > 0:05:37It's Ricco up first.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42He thinks the Perry parp will be shorter than the Bieber botty burp.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44WHISPERING: Let's find out.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48PHRRRRRT!
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Ricco's stifling a laugh, but did he get it right?
0:05:53 > 0:05:55WHISPERING: It was longer.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59Ricco's got it wrong! He has to face the jar of guffs.
0:06:00 > 0:06:01HE GASPS AND COUGHS
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Surely a gasp and a cough there,
0:06:04 > 0:06:07but was it too loud for Miss Gobstop?
0:06:09 > 0:06:12They'll need to do better than that to bank a prize.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16So who's going to trump the Perry pump?
0:06:16 > 0:06:19It's Daniel "Raspberry" Radcliffe.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21WHISPERING: Shorter or longer?
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Humza's next, and he's going for shorter.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26What can Harry Potter magic up?
0:06:26 > 0:06:32PHRRRRRT!
0:06:32 > 0:06:34They're trying to keep quiet.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37He's got it wrong!
0:06:37 > 0:06:40We know what that means. Bring out the jar!
0:06:42 > 0:06:43HE GAGS
0:06:43 > 0:06:45There's some noisy gagging.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Let's hope Miss Gobstop doesn't fail them.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Next up is Kavita.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56So whose pump will trump Potter's parp?
0:06:56 > 0:06:58It's Wayne "Rotten" Rooney.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00WHISPERING: Shorter or longer?
0:07:01 > 0:07:02She's going for shorter.
0:07:02 > 0:07:07Will she be the first to get it right?
0:07:07 > 0:07:08PHRRRRRT!
0:07:11 > 0:07:14She's right, and stayed silent! Well played, Kavita.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17So after Rooney's ripped, who's next?
0:07:17 > 0:07:21WHISPERING: It's Jessie "Air Biscuit" J.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Last up is Tariq, and he's playing it long.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26But will he be right or wrong?
0:07:31 > 0:07:42PHRRRRRT!
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Tariq HAS got it right,
0:07:44 > 0:07:46and the rest of the team also kept quiet
0:07:46 > 0:07:48during that gargantuan guff.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Out-pffft-standing!
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Your silence test is over!
0:07:53 > 0:07:56THEY CHEER
0:07:56 > 0:07:58How do you think you did?
0:07:58 > 0:08:02- We did good.- Yeah!- We did good!
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Were you quiet enough to pass? I don't know.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06But I'll tell you who does.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Our illustrious headmistress,
0:08:08 > 0:08:10the mighty Falullah Gobstop.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14MISS Gobstop to you!
0:08:14 > 0:08:16TANNOY: 'Attention, attention!'
0:08:16 > 0:08:18This is Miss Gobstop.
0:08:18 > 0:08:23'Much to my amazement, you really worked as a team.
0:08:23 > 0:08:28'Humza and Ricco, your gasps were as ghastly as the toxic jar.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31HE GASPS AND COUGHS
0:08:31 > 0:08:33HE GAGS
0:08:33 > 0:08:38'But were your noises louder than the top pumps?'
0:08:38 > 0:08:39Class...
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Here come the results.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44Have the team banked their first prize?
0:08:46 > 0:08:47..passed!
0:08:47 > 0:08:51THEY CHEER
0:08:51 > 0:08:52Thank you!
0:08:52 > 0:08:55All right, all right! Don't feel too proud of yourselves.
0:08:55 > 0:09:00There are some trickier tests to come in the School of Silence.
0:09:00 > 0:09:01And I have a feeling
0:09:01 > 0:09:04you're too naughty and noisy to pass those,
0:09:04 > 0:09:06and you'll go home with nothing.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Get out of my class! Go on!
0:09:08 > 0:09:09THEY CHEER
0:09:09 > 0:09:13Good riddance! Clear off! Off you go!
0:09:13 > 0:09:15THEY CHEER
0:09:16 > 0:09:18We passed!
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Oh, it was well disgusting!
0:09:20 > 0:09:24Yeah, the smell of that toxic... It was disgusting!
0:09:24 > 0:09:28We're going to pass this next task, and T-G-D.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30ALL: Teacher's going down!
0:09:33 > 0:09:35TANNOY: 'Attention, attention!
0:09:35 > 0:09:37'This is the School of Silence.'
0:09:37 > 0:09:40It is with much sadness that I must announce
0:09:40 > 0:09:44that the search for Tiddles, the school's pet cat,
0:09:44 > 0:09:46has been called off.
0:09:46 > 0:09:47MEOW!
0:09:47 > 0:09:50However, I am delighted to announce that Keith,
0:09:50 > 0:09:53the new school pet, will be a...
0:09:56 > 0:09:57..parrot.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59SQUAWK!
0:09:59 > 0:10:00Oh, dear!
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Oh, dear! It's time for Class 2.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Geography with Miss Adventure.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07She discovered the land of make-believe
0:10:07 > 0:10:09before coming to the School of Silence.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12But do our team believe they can bank a second prize?
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Come in, young roamers! Come in!
0:10:20 > 0:10:21THEY YELL
0:10:21 > 0:10:25Can you help me up? Help me up.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28SHE GASPS AND GRUNTS
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Here's your hat.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Thank you. Take a seat, young roamers.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36I'm Miss Adventure.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Geography teacher. Welcome.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41You've been in Mr Gross's class?
0:10:41 > 0:10:44- Yeah.- I think he likes you. - Mr Gross likes me?- ALL: Yeah!
0:10:44 > 0:10:48What, what, what? In a...no, never mind. We're just friends.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Now, I've got a silence test for you,
0:10:51 > 0:10:53and I think it's going to defeat you.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55It's going to defeat you! Going to defeat you!
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Why are there snakes on your table?
0:10:57 > 0:10:59- That's Gary...- They're not real!
0:10:59 > 0:11:02- ..Jason...- They're plastic! - ..and Kylie.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05No, they are absolutely real. They're just sleeping.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Will you pass my silence test?
0:11:07 > 0:11:08ALL: Yeah!
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Well, we'll see about that!
0:11:10 > 0:11:14The animal world is full of sworn enemies
0:11:14 > 0:11:17who must be kept apart.
0:11:17 > 0:11:21Today, for your silence test, I have the most fearsome animals,
0:11:21 > 0:11:25who have a long-standing grudge against each other.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Now don't be frightened.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Please welcome...a bee and a bear.
0:11:32 > 0:11:36That's enough, boys. That's enough! That's enough!
0:11:36 > 0:11:39So you have to keep these animals apart
0:11:39 > 0:11:42for one minute, completely silently.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Are you going to pass my test?
0:11:44 > 0:11:45ALL: Yeah!
0:11:45 > 0:11:46Well, let's find out.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50For the next minute, our two teams have to hold the animals apart.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52In silence, of course.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56Your silence test commences in five...four...
0:11:56 > 0:11:58..three...two...one...fight!
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Both teams going for the same technique,
0:12:05 > 0:12:08holding the bear's legs and the bee's knees.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12And there goes the bear!
0:12:12 > 0:12:15There's a real buzz about the place now!
0:12:20 > 0:12:22HE CHUCKLES QUIETLY
0:12:22 > 0:12:25Squawks, coughs, and all sorts now!
0:12:25 > 0:12:28It looks like Miss Gobstop's heard them.
0:12:28 > 0:12:3030 seconds. Halfway through the test.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32They'll lose the chance of a prize
0:12:32 > 0:12:34if they don't stop their noise now!
0:12:36 > 0:12:39The bee and the bear getting at each other.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Still cross after last year's honey incident.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44And Miss Gobstop not looking happy either.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47HE CHUCKLES SOFTLY
0:12:47 > 0:12:4910 seconds!
0:12:49 > 0:12:51The "bear" truth is, there's laughter there.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Only five seconds left.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Four, three, two, one! Oh!
0:12:57 > 0:13:00Your silence test is over!
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Here comes the result. Will it mean prize number two?
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Now, now, now!
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Your silence test is over.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09How do you think you did? Think you passed?
0:13:09 > 0:13:11ALL: Yes!
0:13:11 > 0:13:15I think I heard a few giggles. Er, not just now, boys. Calm down.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Well, it's not up to me. It's not up to you.
0:13:17 > 0:13:21It's up to Miss Gobstop to decide. So let's find out. Miss Gobstop?
0:13:21 > 0:13:23TANNOY: 'Attention, attention!'
0:13:23 > 0:13:25This is Miss Gobstop.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27'I heard no bees or bears,
0:13:27 > 0:13:32'but I did hear the sound of giggly gigglers.'
0:13:32 > 0:13:36THEY GIGGLE SOFTLY
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Class...
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Is it going to be another pass and banked prize?
0:13:41 > 0:13:44..failed!
0:13:44 > 0:13:45THEY GROAN
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
0:13:48 > 0:13:50What shame for you all! Never mind.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52My bear and my bee defeated you.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54And I've had enough. Get out of my class.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Out you pop. Off you go.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58- Aw!- Oh, man!
0:13:59 > 0:14:02That was a bummer. We've got to stop each other giggling.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05Hopefully we pass the next class.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07T-G-D!
0:14:07 > 0:14:09ALL: Teachers going down!
0:14:09 > 0:14:11ALL: Yeah!
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Meanwhile, in the school's hamster cage...
0:14:14 > 0:14:17# The hamster on the wheel Goes round and round
0:14:17 > 0:14:21# Round and round, round and round, The hamster on the wheel
0:14:21 > 0:14:23# Goes round and round. # Please, please stop!
0:14:24 > 0:14:26Shhhh!
0:14:26 > 0:14:27It was making me dizzy.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the lord of the dad dance,
0:14:30 > 0:14:33Mr Les Prance, the school's performing arts teacher.
0:14:33 > 0:14:37But can he instruct our students in the silent arts?
0:14:37 > 0:14:39With only one prize in the bank so far,
0:14:39 > 0:14:42how are our pupils going to get on in his class?
0:14:42 > 0:14:44- DOOR KNOCKS - Come in, come in.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Sit down, sit down, sit down, quick!
0:14:46 > 0:14:48OK. Shhhh.
0:14:48 > 0:14:49Mind your heads.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55- What are you doing?! - It worked yesterday.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Thank you.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00I am Mr Prance, your performance arts teacher.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03- Yes?- Is it Prance or France?
0:15:03 > 0:15:04It's Prrrrrrance.
0:15:04 > 0:15:08- ALL: Prrrrrance.- Yes. It's spelt P-P-P...
0:15:08 > 0:15:12..R-A-N-C-E.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15- Prance.- Prrrance.- P-p-p... - Yes.
0:15:15 > 0:15:21Now, chaps and chapette, it is now time for my silent test.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24As a performer, there are times that you must remain still
0:15:24 > 0:15:26and also silent.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28This is a staring competition,
0:15:28 > 0:15:33with my assistant issuing a cold water punishment for blinking.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36As ever, Miss Gobstop will be listening
0:15:36 > 0:15:40for any noises, as we find the master of face control.
0:15:40 > 0:15:45Remember, blink and you'll get it.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47My silence test has begun.
0:15:47 > 0:15:48In three...
0:15:48 > 0:15:50two...one.
0:15:50 > 0:15:51- Stare.- Shhhh!
0:15:51 > 0:15:54It's the classic silent stare-off
0:15:54 > 0:15:56with cold water down the old back for the loser.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59Ricco and Kavita are first up.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01- KAVITA LAUGHS - And Kavita's blinked first.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03- It's shower time.- No!
0:16:03 > 0:16:06KAVITA SCREAMS
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Oh, my goodness. That'll burst Miss Gobstop's eardrums!
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Ricco won Round One, which means he's through to the final.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17But they need to show better silent skills if they want to bank a prize.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Round two.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21In three...two...
0:16:21 > 0:16:23one...stare!
0:16:23 > 0:16:25It's Tariq and Humza now.
0:16:26 > 0:16:30This is getting tense. Who's going to blink first?
0:16:30 > 0:16:33I'm going to lose.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36What's Humza doing? He's started talking!
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Oh, Miss Gobstop won't like that.
0:16:41 > 0:16:45Surely this blink battle has to end eventually.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47These boys are amazing!
0:16:49 > 0:16:50You blinked!
0:16:50 > 0:16:54HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Listen to that! That's got to be off the Gobstop scale.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04LAUGHTER DROWNS SPEECH
0:17:04 > 0:17:08- That's tipped her over the edge. - Ohhhh!
0:17:08 > 0:17:11It's the winners of the two opening rounds, Humza and Ricco,
0:17:11 > 0:17:13head-to-head.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15And now for the grand final.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17In three...two...
0:17:17 > 0:17:18one...stare!
0:17:24 > 0:17:25- You blinked!- Oh!
0:17:25 > 0:17:28KIDS LAUGH AND CHEER
0:17:28 > 0:17:31Oh, they've totally forgotten about staying silent.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Miss Gobstop has surely heard that.
0:17:35 > 0:17:36But look at that!
0:17:36 > 0:17:40Willpower from Ricco. That's Oscar-winning face control.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Your silence test is over.
0:17:42 > 0:17:43Yeah!
0:17:43 > 0:17:47- Humza is the master of face control! - So is it a fail or another win?
0:17:47 > 0:17:50KIDS CHEER
0:17:51 > 0:17:55At the end of the great stare-off, how do you think you did?
0:17:55 > 0:17:58- ALL: It was all right.- Really?
0:17:58 > 0:18:00I think in the instruction
0:18:00 > 0:18:02I did point out that you had to remain silent.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06I heard screaming which shook the very foundations of this school.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09However, it's not for me or Nursie to decide how you've done.
0:18:09 > 0:18:13Miss Gobstop has been listening and she will let you know the result.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15Leave that alone.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Attention, attention!
0:18:17 > 0:18:19This is Miss Gobstop.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22Kavita, Kavita...
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Your scream chilled me to the bone.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Tariq, you squealed like a little piggy!
0:18:30 > 0:18:35EAR-SPLITTING SHRIEK
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Humza, speaking...
0:18:37 > 0:18:41shouting...is not silence.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Yeah!
0:18:43 > 0:18:46KIDS CHEER
0:18:46 > 0:18:52Ricco, I admire your strength, but try to control your teammates.
0:18:55 > 0:19:00'I have never heard so much noise during a class.
0:19:00 > 0:19:04'My Gobstop 3000 was smoking.'
0:19:04 > 0:19:05Class...
0:19:06 > 0:19:10What's it to be, a pass and another prize banked? Or a fail?
0:19:10 > 0:19:11Failed!
0:19:11 > 0:19:14- Yes, ha-ha!- ALL: Aw!- Come on!
0:19:14 > 0:19:20Ha-ha-ha. I told you, you cannot beat the Prance-inator.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Will the new pupils please report to my office immediately?
0:19:23 > 0:19:24Yes.
0:19:24 > 0:19:29- Out you go. Yes, bye-bye, losers. Take care.- Bye-bye, loser!
0:19:29 > 0:19:33MR PRANCE LAUGHS
0:19:33 > 0:19:37Woo! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
0:19:37 > 0:19:40Catch me, catch me, catch me!
0:19:40 > 0:19:43The pupils are off to get their report before the Final Exam.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Enter.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Quickly.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51So you've been sent here because you're all far too noisy.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54Shall we take a look at your report?
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Ricco, you tried to control your giggles but it was hard for you.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03But you did control yourself in the last class. Commendable.
0:20:03 > 0:20:07Kavita, you started as a good, silent pupil.
0:20:07 > 0:20:11Slowly your silence turned to giggling and then screaming.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13SHE SCREAMS
0:20:13 > 0:20:16- Such a shame.- Wasn't my fault.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19Tariq, you too started quite quietly,
0:20:19 > 0:20:21But the giggles got the better of you,
0:20:21 > 0:20:24resulting in squeals of laughter.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26HE SCREAMS
0:20:26 > 0:20:29- Humza.- Yes?
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Sadly, you don't seem to have any control of yourself.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35Yeah!
0:20:35 > 0:20:37If you'd like to take home some prizes,
0:20:37 > 0:20:41then I would suggest that you learn to stay silent.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43You have one exam left,
0:20:43 > 0:20:45in the science lab with The Professor.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47If you manage to stay silent,
0:20:47 > 0:20:50you will take home the one prize you have banked,
0:20:50 > 0:20:55plus the ultimate reward of the Golden Gobstopper.
0:20:55 > 0:21:01But if you make three noises or more that set off the Gobstop 3000,
0:21:01 > 0:21:05you will go home empty-handed
0:21:05 > 0:21:07and will be expelled!
0:21:07 > 0:21:11So take your little feet silently to the science lab
0:21:11 > 0:21:12and get out of my office.
0:21:12 > 0:21:16- I've got quite big feet.- Not as big as mine, darling, so get out.
0:21:16 > 0:21:20- ...sasquatch!- Goodbye. KIDS CHEER
0:21:23 > 0:21:25It's time for The Professor.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28His mad experiments are all that's standing between
0:21:28 > 0:21:31our gobby Glaswegians and their prizes.
0:21:31 > 0:21:35Well, my little pandemonium pigeons,
0:21:35 > 0:21:38welcome to the Final Examination here in the laboratory.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41I am The Professor, and today with the help of my assistant, Hermud,
0:21:41 > 0:21:43"Science pirate!"
0:21:43 > 0:21:45- "Oh, look!"- Stop it, you fool!
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Not in front of the vict...
0:21:47 > 0:21:50..in front of the children. What will happen today
0:21:50 > 0:21:51for your Final Examination is
0:21:51 > 0:21:55we will set you against the power of the silent laboratory
0:21:55 > 0:21:58and three of my greatest inventions.
0:21:58 > 0:22:02However, if you make any of the bad, bad noises, you will fail.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05"Ha! It's a failure cake! Num-num-num!"
0:22:05 > 0:22:08In the unlikely event you manage to keep quiet...
0:22:08 > 0:22:09"Ha!"
0:22:09 > 0:22:11..you will graduate.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14And you will win the elusive Golden Gobstopper.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Do you think you can do it?
0:22:16 > 0:22:19- ALL: Yeah!- Well, I don't know about that. From what I hear,
0:22:19 > 0:22:22you are noisier than hip hop hippos having a pool fight in a disco.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25- "That doesn't make any sense." - You don't make any sense.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27- "Your mother doesn't make any sense!" - Quiet!
0:22:27 > 0:22:29The Professor will do all he can
0:22:29 > 0:22:31to stop them winning the Golden Gobstopper.
0:22:31 > 0:22:35- Do your worst, Professor!- We will begin the Final Examination...
0:22:35 > 0:22:37In drei...
0:22:37 > 0:22:39zwei...
0:22:39 > 0:22:40eins!
0:22:40 > 0:22:42THUNDER CRASHES
0:22:42 > 0:22:45- "It begins!"- Quiet!
0:22:45 > 0:22:46Right, who's first...?
0:22:46 > 0:22:49I think the first one will be you.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52First up is Kavita.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54It is my invisibility cloak.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58Look... You cannot see me.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00- You've no idea. - He's standing right there.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03Oh, dear, Ricco's started chatting.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06You have no idea where I am. You can't see me.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Oh, look. Look at this!
0:23:08 > 0:23:13It is floating all on its own. Oh, so scared.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Ohhh...
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Where is it going to go?
0:23:17 > 0:23:19It's a very special pie.
0:23:19 > 0:23:25It's an animal pie filled with panda doodoo and pigeon juice and sick.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Would you like a taste? No?
0:23:27 > 0:23:28What about...
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Now?
0:23:30 > 0:23:33Oh, one of the professor's classic moves. Sneaky.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36It's all right, I've got a spare!
0:23:36 > 0:23:41Oh, he's done the double. This is breaking all the rules.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44- Right, what do we have next? For you...- Next it's Tariq.
0:23:44 > 0:23:50One of my greatest inventions, it is the colour flute.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53Whenever I play something from it, you get to see the colours.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56Are you ready? Here we go.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01Oh, no, there's something stuck in the end.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Tariq is keeping it nicely shut
0:24:08 > 0:24:11but Ricco is struggling with the chuckles.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Oh, I'm sorry, you forgot to hear it.
0:24:13 > 0:24:17I forgot to give you your headphones. There they are.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21Well, you could say there's no pies on Tariq!
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Right, who do we have next?
0:24:23 > 0:24:24I think we have...
0:24:24 > 0:24:27- ..you next.- Now its Humza's turn.
0:24:27 > 0:24:31One of my greatest inventions, the beauty claw.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34It helps you do your make-up from miles away.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37We just turn it on.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39Whoa, oh!
0:24:39 > 0:24:42The claw, it is going crazy, Hermud.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45- "Help us!"- No, it is fine.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Here we go, the make-up...
0:24:49 > 0:24:53Humza may be blue in the face, but he's keeping it quiet.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56- "He looks like a Smurf!" - I know. Quick, deactivate.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01And finally, what do we have for you?
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Last up, uh-oh, it's Ricco.
0:25:03 > 0:25:07One of my greatest inventions, the happiness ray.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10It can make you happy from miles away. Are you ready?
0:25:10 > 0:25:13We commence in drei...zwei...
0:25:13 > 0:25:15..eins!
0:25:16 > 0:25:18Oh, so sorry.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21I had it the wrong way up. It was a sadness ray.
0:25:21 > 0:25:25Ha, that was a frown. We make you happy this time. Are you ready? Go!
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Why would that make you happy? You're such a rude boy!
0:25:30 > 0:25:35Don't worry, my special machine, the glee machine, can clean you up.
0:25:35 > 0:25:36Er, let us go...
0:25:36 > 0:25:38Now!
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Er... This one!
0:25:41 > 0:25:44A chortle from Ricco there, but can the team last
0:25:44 > 0:25:48the final 20 seconds gunge onslaught without alerting Miss Gobstop?
0:25:50 > 0:25:54Remember, three strikes means they're expelled
0:25:54 > 0:25:56and go home empty-handed.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02Ha! Stupid machine!
0:26:02 > 0:26:06Right, that's it. The time is up, your Final Examination is over!
0:26:06 > 0:26:09KIDS CHEER
0:26:09 > 0:26:11Well, my little buzzing bees,
0:26:11 > 0:26:15how do you think you did in your Final Examination?
0:26:15 > 0:26:16KIDS CHEER
0:26:16 > 0:26:18- "I think you failed..."- Quiet, you!
0:26:18 > 0:26:23Right, but it is not up to me and it is not up to Hermud.
0:26:23 > 0:26:27It is up to the beautiful Fraulein Gobstopper
0:26:27 > 0:26:29to see if you will graduate the School of Silence
0:26:29 > 0:26:30or if you'll be expelled.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33I think he's in a huff. Let us find out.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36- Fraulein Gobstopper!- The team have failed two classes and passed one.
0:26:36 > 0:26:40So with a prize and the Golden Gobstopper at stake,
0:26:40 > 0:26:42will they pass the Final Exam and graduate?
0:26:42 > 0:26:44How did my guinea pigs do?
0:26:46 > 0:26:49Well, I heard a giggle. I heard grunting.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51But did you make three or more?
0:26:51 > 0:26:54- How do you think you did, Ricco? - Good.
0:26:54 > 0:26:55Good. Humza?
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Yeah, we did really good.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59The Gobstop 3000 has spoken.
0:26:59 > 0:27:00You...
0:27:01 > 0:27:04..will...
0:27:04 > 0:27:05..graduate!
0:27:05 > 0:27:07ALL: Yes!
0:27:07 > 0:27:11Yes, it's a fantastic victory for the group from Glasgow.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13How did they do it? Well, there was some chat from Ricco.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16- You cannot see me. - He's standing right there.
0:27:16 > 0:27:20- There's something stuck in the end. - Before The Professor dished out
0:27:20 > 0:27:22an array of ghastly treats to the class,
0:27:22 > 0:27:26including headphone pie and the beauty claw.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28"He looks like a Smurf!"
0:27:28 > 0:27:31Then Ricco slipped again with a small chuckle,
0:27:31 > 0:27:33but with only two strikes on the Gobstop 3000,
0:27:33 > 0:27:37they've won their prizes and also the Golden Gobstopper.
0:27:38 > 0:27:43It gives me some kind of pleasure to award you the Golden Gobstopper.
0:27:43 > 0:27:44Yay!
0:27:44 > 0:27:47Collect your prizes and get out!
0:27:47 > 0:27:49Out!
0:27:49 > 0:27:50Get out of here!
0:27:50 > 0:27:52Get out!
0:27:52 > 0:27:56KIDS CHEER
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