0:00:02 > 0:00:05Welcome to the School Of Silence, where the noisiest children
0:00:05 > 0:00:07in the country are sent to prove they can keep quiet.
0:00:07 > 0:00:08Ah!
0:00:08 > 0:00:09Ha-ha.
0:00:09 > 0:00:11Ah!
0:00:11 > 0:00:13We're about to meet four new arrivals,
0:00:13 > 0:00:17but can they keep quiet for just one day? Ooh, I doubt it.
0:00:17 > 0:00:19DOOR SQUEAKS AND SLAMS
0:00:19 > 0:00:20Shh!
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Shh!
0:00:31 > 0:00:35LOUD TAPPING
0:00:35 > 0:00:36Gulp!
0:00:36 > 0:00:38BELL RINGS
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Ah!
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Here's how the day works.
0:00:49 > 0:00:54The new pupils have three challenging classes to prove they can be silent,
0:00:54 > 0:00:57followed by the crucial Final Exam which will determine
0:00:57 > 0:01:00whether they graduate or will be expelled.
0:01:00 > 0:01:05If I think the pupils manage to stay quiet enough to pass a class...
0:01:08 > 0:01:12..then they will bank a prize from my Confiscation Cupboard.
0:01:12 > 0:01:16But if I think they are being too noisy...
0:01:16 > 0:01:18- Ah!- Ah-ha-ha-ha.
0:01:18 > 0:01:19Ha-ha-ha.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21..they will get nothing.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24And I will know about it, thanks to this device,
0:01:24 > 0:01:30the Gobstop 3000, the very latest in noise-monitoring technology.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33If they pass the final exam,
0:01:33 > 0:01:35they will take all the prizes they have banked
0:01:35 > 0:01:37and receive the ultimate reward -
0:01:37 > 0:01:39the Golden Gobstopper.
0:01:41 > 0:01:46However, if they fail to keep that shut, I will have no choice
0:01:46 > 0:01:50but to expel them and they will go home with absolutely nothing.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54This crew from Cardiff are having their noise levels monitored
0:01:54 > 0:01:58by our glorious headmistress Miss Gobstop and form tutor Mr Gross.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01You, step forward.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Name.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05- Evan!- Piano-playing,
0:02:05 > 0:02:08drama lover Evan is a self-confessed chatterbox.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11The loudest noise he ever heard was a cannon being fired.
0:02:11 > 0:02:15- Er, not by him, though. - You, step forward.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19- Name.- Caitlin!- Courageous Caitlin's hobby is skiing,
0:02:19 > 0:02:24where she's fearless. Once, Caitlin claimed she made a noise so loud,
0:02:24 > 0:02:29- it almost caused an avalanche. - You, step forward. Name.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Jay!
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Jolly Jay is happiest when singing
0:02:34 > 0:02:37and generally being loud. Jay would love nothing more
0:02:37 > 0:02:42- than to laugh all day long. LOL!- You, step forward.
0:02:43 > 0:02:47- Name.- Ollie!
0:02:47 > 0:02:51Adventure-loving Ollie loves doing impressions to make friends crack up
0:02:51 > 0:02:54and rocking out to music at full blast.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56He'll have to press the mute button today.
0:02:56 > 0:03:01- Very well, very well. Sorry, brief panic.- Yes.- Get out!
0:03:02 > 0:03:04- Get them out! - THE CHILDREN YELL
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Time for our first class.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11The first lesson is General Studies with Mr Gross.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Gross by name, even grosser by nature.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16He uses old socks as dish cloths,
0:03:16 > 0:03:20so who knows what stinky surprises he has in store for our students?
0:03:27 > 0:03:29- Come in.- Hi, Mr Gross.- Come in.
0:03:29 > 0:03:34- Come in, sit down.- Oh!- Ah! - Quietly, please. Oh.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Oh, shush.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39- Argh, that stinks.- Your room stinks.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45- Yes, I nearly forgot about my fishy. - Ah!
0:03:45 > 0:03:49- It's not funny! - It is.- It isn't funny.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52- Don't mock me.- She's naughty. - She IS naughty, Evan, I know.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Let me tell you why you are here.
0:03:54 > 0:03:59Because you are noisy, naughty, insolent children.
0:03:59 > 0:04:04And you're here to prove that you can be silent.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Do you want to go back to bed, Ollie? You look very sleepy.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11- That's cos I'm bored here.- Bored?! Well, we'll soon see about that.
0:04:11 > 0:04:16Now, all the way through your classes in the School Of Silence,
0:04:16 > 0:04:22Miss Gobstop will be listening via your fluffy, little microphones.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25And she will know if you're being noisy or not.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28Right, do you think you're going to pass?
0:04:28 > 0:04:31ALL: Yes!
0:04:31 > 0:04:35- Good. It's time for your first Silence Test.- Uh-oh.
0:04:35 > 0:04:41- This test is about gardening. - Oh, I love gardening.- Good, me too.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45- Do you know what I love about the garden?- The worms.- The slugs.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Oh, I love slugs. Now, what we've got here
0:04:48 > 0:04:52are some compost balls from the school compost heap.
0:04:52 > 0:04:57What we do need to find out is if they're fresh or if they're rotten.
0:04:57 > 0:05:02And the only way to do that is to smash them on our foreheads.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Naturally.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07But you need to do it silently.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10So, what I'm going to do is spin the wheel
0:05:10 > 0:05:15and, if the colour matches your tie, then you pick.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18Are you ready for your first Silence Test?
0:05:18 > 0:05:25YE-E-E-E-ES!
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Thought it would never end.
0:05:29 > 0:05:34So, six of Gross's grossest compost balls on the Wheel of Misfortune.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Who will get the first one?
0:05:38 > 0:05:44Ooh, it stopped on blue. Ollie's got the blue tie, so that's his.
0:05:48 > 0:05:52Oh, boy, if Mr Gross thinks that smells bad, it must really be bad.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59But just listen to that silence. Great mute team work so far.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02Mr Gross spins again.
0:06:04 > 0:06:05(Oh, no.)
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Purple, that means it's Jay.
0:06:14 > 0:06:19Caitlin reminding Jay that silence means prizes there.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23- Oh! Oh!- Call that a smash? That's just a tickle in my book.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Eeew.
0:06:25 > 0:06:26Ah!
0:06:28 > 0:06:32And it's laugh-tastic for Jay.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Miss Gobstop will not be impressed.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Mr Gross spins again.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43Oh, it's blue! Ollie again.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Can his luck hold out?
0:06:51 > 0:06:53- Bosh.- Ah!- Ball to the head.
0:06:53 > 0:06:58- Ha-ha.- But loud shrieks from Jay and gasps from Evan.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Still not got the hang of it, have they?
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Three balls down, three to go.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12- Green, which is Caitlin. - SOME GIGGLING
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Jay really still not got the hang of the whole quiet thing.
0:07:17 > 0:07:22Caitlin disgusted at the prospect of what might be in this ball.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Oh! Ha-ha!
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Textbook compost-ball-to-head smash.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31But there was no getting away from Jay's ear-piercing shriek.
0:07:33 > 0:07:38Only two balls to go. Oh, it's blue again! That's Ollie.
0:07:38 > 0:07:43I've never known anyone to love compost balls so much. Oh, good lad.
0:07:48 > 0:07:49Takes a good whiff.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Limbering up.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Oh, oh. Eww!
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Another rotter!
0:07:58 > 0:08:03And more noise from Jay. I'm beginning to see a pattern here.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07- This is your last compost ball. - So far,
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Evan is the only one who hasn't had a go.
0:08:11 > 0:08:16Oh, Evan escapes. It's green! That's Caitlin for the third time.
0:08:20 > 0:08:21Ha-ha!
0:08:21 > 0:08:25A truly professional splat from Caitlin.
0:08:25 > 0:08:30It's a rotten ball and Jay's outburst has set them all off.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34A disastrous start. Will Jay's shrieks
0:08:34 > 0:08:38and Evan's giggling have blown any chance of banking a prize?
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Your Silent Test is over.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44ALL: Yeah!
0:08:44 > 0:08:49- How do you think you did?- Bad. - Failed.- Bad cos of someone.- Right.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52It's quite interesting that the person who was giggling
0:08:52 > 0:08:55throughout most of that test seems to think you did quite well
0:08:55 > 0:08:58and all the others seem to think you did quite badly.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00But it doesn't matter what I think
0:09:00 > 0:09:03and it certainly doesn't matter what YOU think.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07The only person whose opinion matters
0:09:07 > 0:09:12is our illustrious head teacher Miss Feluna Gobstop.
0:09:12 > 0:09:16Attention, attention. This is Miss Gobstop.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Jay,
0:09:18 > 0:09:21you need serious silent help.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Ah!
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Follow Caitlin's good example.
0:09:32 > 0:09:36But did her silence cancel you noisy boys out?
0:09:36 > 0:09:37Class...
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Were they quiet enough to bank a prize?
0:09:40 > 0:09:42..failed.
0:09:42 > 0:09:46- No.- Oh, no!- I thought we were really good.- Deservedly so.
0:09:46 > 0:09:52Get out! Go on, out of my classroom and don't darken my door again.
0:09:52 > 0:09:53- Your fault!- Yeah!
0:09:55 > 0:09:56Oh!
0:09:57 > 0:10:02- Failed because I was so, like, laughing so much.- A lot.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04I was laughing a lot.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08And Miss Gobstop said that Caitlin was quite quiet,
0:10:08 > 0:10:11- Jay was the noisiest and we were, like, in the middle.- Giggles.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14Although, luckily, I didn't get splattered.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17- These nice people will help me. - Next time, we're going to stay...
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Shhh.
0:10:19 > 0:10:25Attention, attention. This is the School Of Silence.
0:10:25 > 0:10:29Following the tragic disappearance of Keith the parrot,
0:10:29 > 0:10:33voting has reopened for nominating the new school pet.
0:10:33 > 0:10:39Your choices are a tortoise or a stick insect. Thank you.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43It's time for our students' second class -
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Geography with Miss Adventure. Fearless roamer Miss Adventure
0:10:46 > 0:10:48has run with the buffalo and flown with an eagle.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51In fact, there's a whole list of other animals
0:10:51 > 0:10:53which are in danger of meeting her.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55But can she keep these kids quiet in her class?
0:10:55 > 0:10:57And can they bank their first prize?
0:11:02 > 0:11:06- Come in, young roamers. - Hello, we're here!- Aaaah!
0:11:08 > 0:11:12Welcome, welcome, young roamers. I'm Miss Adventure.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Welcome to my class. Now, I was watching you in Mr Gross's class.
0:11:15 > 0:11:20I can still smell you. Apart from Evan. Managed to get away with it?
0:11:20 > 0:11:22- Yeah.- You didn't get gunged at all, did you, Evan?- No.
0:11:22 > 0:11:26- Do you think you're lucky?- Yeah. - Do you think you're quiet, Evan?
0:11:26 > 0:11:27No.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30- He was bad.- Because of someone! - Jay was bad? Now, Jay...
0:11:30 > 0:11:34- Would I be right in saying you're a bit of a giggler, Jay?- Yeah.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38- Bit of a giggler?- Yeah.- What makes you giggle, Jay?- I don't know.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40- What makes you giggle? - I don't know.- Anything.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43- Anything makes him giggle. Anything?- He's giggling now!
0:11:43 > 0:11:47He IS giggling now. So, I'm just curious,
0:11:47 > 0:11:50are you going to support Jay in this particular game?
0:11:50 > 0:11:53If he keeps his mouth shut, then, yes.
0:11:53 > 0:11:58- So, do you think you're going to pass my Silence Test?- Yes!
0:11:58 > 0:12:03Oh, my goodness, can you just stop there? OK. Let's see what happens.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05It's time for my Silence Test.
0:12:05 > 0:12:10Every explorer needs to be able to ride a camel across the desert.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12The Silence Test is going to see whether or not
0:12:12 > 0:12:16you can ride a camel in complete silence.
0:12:16 > 0:12:20- Now, have any of you ever ridden a camel before?- No.- No.
0:12:20 > 0:12:24- I've ridden my toy camel.- Then maybe you've got an advantage, Caitlin.
0:12:24 > 0:12:28- But have you ridden it in complete silence, Caitlin?- No.- No, exactly.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Now, remember, if you make a noise, you won't win any prizes.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33If you're silent, you might get something from the cupboard.
0:12:33 > 0:12:37Do you think you can complete my Silence Test in complete silence?
0:12:37 > 0:12:40- Yeah!- Now, wait until you see what I've got for you
0:12:40 > 0:12:45because I've managed to secure two of the most fearsome camels.
0:12:47 > 0:12:48Oooh.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Ah!
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Ha-ha-ha.
0:12:54 > 0:12:58Now, when you're on the camel, you must be aware of something.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01They are easily distracted by tap dancing,
0:13:01 > 0:13:03ice cream and other types of food.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06So, I may be trying to tempt them through the Silence Test,
0:13:06 > 0:13:09which will make them become quite uncomfortable
0:13:09 > 0:13:13and buck and rear and perhaps even throw you off.
0:13:13 > 0:13:17- Do you think you can do this? - Yes!- Caitlin's confident.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20Right, so get on your camels, first riders.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Can the pupils stay quiet for 30 seconds
0:13:24 > 0:13:28whilst riding Miss Adventure's camels? It won't be easy
0:13:28 > 0:13:32with Miss Adventure doing all she can to make them buck and rear.
0:13:32 > 0:13:36Your Silence Test commences in five, four,
0:13:36 > 0:13:39three, two, one. Go.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Ha-ha.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Oh, and in no time, Evan is off and giggling away.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55Caitlin on the touchline doing her best to keep team mate Jay quiet.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Yeah, good luck with that.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Ten seconds.
0:14:02 > 0:14:07If they can keep up this level of hush, they might just bank a prize.
0:14:07 > 0:14:11Change riders. Change riders.
0:14:11 > 0:14:16Your Silence Test recommences in five, four, three, two, one. Go.
0:14:16 > 0:14:21Next up, it's Jay and Caitlin. What could possibly go wrong?
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Ah! Ha-ha.
0:14:23 > 0:14:24Ah!
0:14:24 > 0:14:27Yeah, absolutely everything. Caitlin has fallen off
0:14:27 > 0:14:32and Jay is doing his shrieking best to fail another Silence Test.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Ten seconds left.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Caitlin determined to stay on.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Oh, no, she's off again!
0:14:43 > 0:14:46Three, two, one.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Your Silence Test is over.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51- Yeah!- Your Silence Test is over.
0:14:51 > 0:14:56I definitely heard a few noises. How do you think you did, Caitlin?
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Spectacular dismount at the end there, Caitlin.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01- How do you think you did? - It was really bumpy.- Was it?
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Camels are bumpy, that's what they are. Ollie, what do you think?
0:15:04 > 0:15:08- I did pretty good, cos I stayed on. - It's not just about staying on,
0:15:08 > 0:15:11it's about whether or not you were quiet.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14- That's the point.- I didn't say a thing. I didn't.- We'll find out
0:15:14 > 0:15:16cos it doesn't matter what we think.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18It's all about Miss Gobstop and what she thinks.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Let's find out whether or not you passed or failed.
0:15:20 > 0:15:25Attention, attention. This is Miss Gobstop.
0:15:25 > 0:15:31Evan, Evan, Evan, not a moment of silence.
0:15:33 > 0:15:34Ha-ha.
0:15:34 > 0:15:38A slight improvement from you, Jay.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Oh-ha.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43Class...
0:15:43 > 0:15:46It was always going to be a humpy-bumpy ride,
0:15:46 > 0:15:47but with no prizes so far,
0:15:47 > 0:15:51have they blown their chances of banking one here as well?
0:15:51 > 0:15:52..failed!
0:15:52 > 0:15:54ALL: No!
0:15:54 > 0:15:58What a shame for you. Never mind. Anyway, I've had enough of you.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01All of you, get out. Get out of my class.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04- We failed, we failed.- Oh.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07We failed again.
0:16:07 > 0:16:13All we had to do was get on a camel, mount it and fall off quite a lot.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16But someone fell off.
0:16:16 > 0:16:21And I think I did better this time, but I hate Mrs Gobstop.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Because she made us fail whereas I think we did quite well.
0:16:24 > 0:16:29- Yeah.- It was really cool, cos next time...
0:16:29 > 0:16:31We're going to shhh!
0:16:32 > 0:16:36Meanwhile, from camels to the school's hamster cage.
0:16:36 > 0:16:41And that's how I defeated the three big, bad wolves. Biff, baff, boff.
0:16:41 > 0:16:46Ha-ha. I bet I can guess your favourite film, Judy.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Chitty Chitty Hush Hush. Ha-ha-ha.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Bang. Ha.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53No? Oh.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00It's halfway through the day and time for Class 3
0:17:00 > 0:17:03with Mr Les Prance, teacher of the Performing Arts.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06Can Mr Prance make them dance to his silent tune?
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Come in, come in.
0:17:12 > 0:17:16- # Ta-da. # Hello.- Hello, take a seat, take a seat, take a seat. Yes, yes!
0:17:16 > 0:17:21Quick, sit down. I am Mr Les Prance, your Performance Arts teacher
0:17:21 > 0:17:25and I'll be testing you to prove that you cannot remain silent.
0:17:25 > 0:17:30- Now, remember, if you do the task in complete silence...- Silence.
0:17:30 > 0:17:31..you will pass.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Do you think you can pass this test?
0:17:34 > 0:17:36No, well, I'm too gobby, aren't I?
0:17:36 > 0:17:39- You're too gobby?- I could so beat you.- You could so beat me?
0:17:39 > 0:17:43We'll see how we go. Your Silence Test is about begin.
0:17:45 > 0:17:51Now, we are going to do, this afternoon, silent ballet.
0:17:51 > 0:17:57Your task is to repeat every single move that I do in time with me,
0:17:57 > 0:18:01in my specially designed ballet shoes.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03- SQUEAK! - Mmm, like that.
0:18:03 > 0:18:07Your Silence Test has begun. Action.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10In this test, the team must silently copy
0:18:10 > 0:18:13three of Mr Prance's ballet moves.
0:18:13 > 0:18:17Move one, a classic crouching prance, hidden squeaky ball.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Ha-ha.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24- SQUEAK! SQUEAK! - Ha-ha.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26- SQUEAK! - Ha-ha.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Oh, this is anything but squeaky clean.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Galumphing and guffaws there from Jay.
0:18:31 > 0:18:35The second move is the technically tricky twinkle-toed leap.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38- Ha-ha.- Ha-ha-ha.- Ha-ha.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40- SQUEAK! SQUEAK! - Wah!
0:18:40 > 0:18:43- Wah!- Ah!- Ha-ha.
0:18:43 > 0:18:47Caitlin's struggling with this move. And Jay with keeping quiet.
0:18:49 > 0:18:54Our final move is what I call go freaky.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57Ooooh. Ah!
0:18:57 > 0:18:59They're really throwing themselves into this.
0:18:59 > 0:19:04A+ for freaky effort, but D- for complete abandonment of silence.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06- Ah! Ah!- Ha-ha-ha.
0:19:08 > 0:19:09My shoe.
0:19:11 > 0:19:15Noise levels reaching a rather terrify crescendo.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Your Silence Test is complete.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20- Ah!- Yeah!
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Yeah!
0:19:23 > 0:19:27- How do you think you did?- Really well!- You think you won?- Yeah.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30- Really?- No, I think we lost. - You think so?
0:19:30 > 0:19:34However, it is not for me to decide how you fared.
0:19:34 > 0:19:38Miss Gobstop has been listening to the entire class.
0:19:38 > 0:19:42Attention, attention. This is Miss Gobstop.
0:19:42 > 0:19:48- Do you know the meaning of silence? - No.- I didn't think so.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51- Wah!- Ah!- Ha-ha.
0:19:51 > 0:19:56Some outstanding physical effort, but noise may have let them down.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59- Class...- Have they done enough to bank their first prize of the day?
0:19:59 > 0:20:01I think I know the answer.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03..failed!
0:20:03 > 0:20:04Yeah!
0:20:04 > 0:20:06You're happy about that?
0:20:06 > 0:20:09Will the new pupils please report to my office immediately?
0:20:09 > 0:20:13- Exactly, get out, get out, out! - Yeah!- Bye, bye.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15So, with all their classes completed,
0:20:15 > 0:20:17the pupils are off to see Miss Gobstop
0:20:17 > 0:20:19for their report before their Final Exam.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21KNOCK ON DOOR
0:20:21 > 0:20:23- Oh, yeah.- Enter.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25That was so cool!
0:20:25 > 0:20:29So, shall we take a look at your report?
0:20:29 > 0:20:30Evan.
0:20:30 > 0:20:35You started the day gasping, then giggled on your camel.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Ha-ha.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Quite frankly, you're just giving me the hump.
0:20:41 > 0:20:48- Ha-ha-ha.- Jay, you are aware that this is the School Of Silence?
0:20:48 > 0:20:51Ha-ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Ollie. You've been a giggler.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56- He-he-he. - But I have seen you trying.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Caitlin. Early on, you were quite a team leader,
0:21:02 > 0:21:04shushing everyone, what happened?
0:21:06 > 0:21:09We knew we were going to lose, so I just bust out laughing.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12But it hasn't finished yet, you have one last test.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15- You have the Final...- Ha-ha!
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Goodness, gracious me.
0:21:17 > 0:21:21- You have the Final Exam... - Yuh-huh.- Yes?- Yes.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23- ..to keep it quiet.- Zip.
0:21:23 > 0:21:27Not setting off my Gobstop 3000...
0:21:27 > 0:21:32- Bing.- ..for three times or more. Why don't you keep your mouths shut?
0:21:32 > 0:21:35And then, I will be terribly sad when I have to graduate you
0:21:35 > 0:21:39and give you the ultimate reward of the Golden Gobstopper.
0:21:39 > 0:21:43- Yeah!- If you are noisy in your Final Exam, I will expel you,
0:21:43 > 0:21:47I will celebrate and have a fabulous time. What would you rather?
0:21:47 > 0:21:51- Boo.- Exactly. Go to the laboratory.- Bye!
0:21:51 > 0:21:52BYE!
0:21:52 > 0:21:56It's crunch time - the Final Exam with The Professor.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59With mind-boggling experiments and with dastardly inventions,
0:21:59 > 0:22:03science only knows what The Professor has in store for them.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07Ah, Guten Tag, my little laughter pigeons.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10Welcome to the laboratory, and your final examination.
0:22:10 > 0:22:14I am the professor, and today, with the help of my assistant,
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Herr Helmut - Ha! Look at me!
0:22:16 > 0:22:18- He's a muppet! - What will happen today -
0:22:18 > 0:22:20we will run you through your final examination
0:22:20 > 0:22:23to see if you have learned the silence.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26But if you make three of the bad noises, you will be expelled.
0:22:26 > 0:22:30Ha! Eat failure cake. Flap, flap, flap, like a failure pigeon!
0:22:30 > 0:22:34You fall on the ground! Ah! If you fail, that will be one thing.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36But if you manage to keep with the silence,
0:22:36 > 0:22:38then you will graduate the School Of Silence.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40You'll win the elusive Golden Gobstopper.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43The Professor is going to do all he can
0:22:43 > 0:22:47to stop these cacklers from Cardiff winning the Golden Gobstopper.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Prepare yourselves. This could get messy.
0:22:50 > 0:22:57We will commence in drei, zwei, eins!
0:22:57 > 0:22:58LIGHTNING CRASHES
0:22:58 > 0:23:05Ah ha ha! Quiet, you. OK, where shall we begin first?
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Ah, I think I know.
0:23:07 > 0:23:13We will begin with... This is my latest and greatest invention -
0:23:13 > 0:23:15the non-stick pie.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Look, it's very special.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19No, I'm begging you!
0:23:19 > 0:23:23It's got extra ingredients in it like pigeon juice and panda doo doo.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25HE GIGGLES
0:23:25 > 0:23:29Ooh, and straight off we've got whimpering, giggling and gasping.
0:23:29 > 0:23:33Let's see if it works, if it's sticky.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35HE SHRIEKS
0:23:38 > 0:23:42And a shriek-inducing forearm pie to the chops, followed by giggles.
0:23:42 > 0:23:48OK, what do we have next? Ah! This.
0:23:48 > 0:23:52It's a mind-reading levitation helmet.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Next up, Caitlin.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56She's showing noise-defying determination there,
0:23:56 > 0:23:58but can she hold out?
0:23:58 > 0:24:02Don't worry, it will just levitate above your head with this propeller.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Here we go.
0:24:08 > 0:24:12Oh, I'm so sorry. I forgot to turn it on.
0:24:12 > 0:24:16Oh, brilliant, Caitlin! Working that silence with all she's got.
0:24:16 > 0:24:21Now, what do we have next? Ah, yes, for you.
0:24:21 > 0:24:26Next is Jay. Can he put his noisy past behind him?
0:24:26 > 0:24:32It is my instant youth cream. It'll make you look young.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34Mind you, you are pretty young already.
0:24:34 > 0:24:38If I put this on you, it will turn you into a baby. Ha! Ready?
0:24:38 > 0:24:41HE GASPS
0:24:47 > 0:24:50Unbelievably, the best effort today there from Jay.
0:24:50 > 0:24:54Ah, for you, you look very clean, and I want to keep you that way.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57Ollie's next. Can he keep up the good work?
0:24:57 > 0:25:00What I will do is I keep you that way with my latest invention.
0:25:00 > 0:25:04It is the invisible shield. We put it on you like this.
0:25:08 > 0:25:09Perfect.
0:25:09 > 0:25:13Now to see if my latest invention, the invisible shield, works.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19- HE WHIMPERS - Oh, Ollie's broken his silence
0:25:19 > 0:25:23- with a washed-up whimper. Is that strike two?- It's malfunctioning!
0:25:23 > 0:25:27I know, it's... Don't worry. Perhaps I put it on the wrong person.
0:25:27 > 0:25:28Let us try...
0:25:29 > 0:25:32Right, let us try this one.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35The Professor really enjoying himself now.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37Ah, well, in for a penny, in for a pound.
0:25:39 > 0:25:43Can the Cardiff cacklers keep quiet under all this slime?
0:25:45 > 0:25:47I think that's all there is.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51HE SHRIEKS LOUDLY
0:25:51 > 0:25:55Oh, the naughty, nutty Professor pulling a fast one there.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57HE SHRIEKS AGAIN
0:25:57 > 0:26:01Will that final outburst ruin their chances of graduating
0:26:01 > 0:26:03and taking home the Golden Gobstopper?
0:26:03 > 0:26:08Right, that's it! Your final examination is over!
0:26:08 > 0:26:09Argh, this..!
0:26:11 > 0:26:15Right, how do you think you did in your final examination?
0:26:15 > 0:26:18- Really bad!- Really good! - Rubbish!
0:26:18 > 0:26:23Well, if it was up to me, you would fail. But it is not up to me.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26It is up to the head teacher, the beautiful Fraulein Gobstopper
0:26:26 > 0:26:30to see if you have passed. You're in for it now.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34GIGGLING
0:26:34 > 0:26:37How did the giggle munchkins here do?
0:26:37 > 0:26:39I heard giggling.
0:26:40 > 0:26:44I heard squeaking. I also heard shushing.
0:26:44 > 0:26:50Caitlin and Ollie, I saw you trying to keep quiet.
0:26:50 > 0:26:57As for the other two, but what did the Gobstop 3000 say?
0:26:57 > 0:27:01Did you pass? Did you graduate?
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Or will you be expelled?
0:27:03 > 0:27:04You...
0:27:06 > 0:27:08..will...
0:27:11 > 0:27:13..be expelled!
0:27:13 > 0:27:14HE CACKLES
0:27:14 > 0:27:17You go home with absolutely nothing!
0:27:18 > 0:27:23Oh, dear! A hopeless failure! But where exactly did it all go wrong?
0:27:23 > 0:27:26A squeal from Ollie...
0:27:27 > 0:27:30..a shriek from Evan...
0:27:30 > 0:27:34..and an outright scream from Jay.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37They set off the Gobstop 3000 three times and lost any hope
0:27:37 > 0:27:40of winning the Golden gobstopper.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42Now, get out of my class!
0:27:42 > 0:27:45That's it, away with you! Go on, that's it!
0:27:45 > 0:27:47THEY SHOUT