0:00:02 > 0:00:03Welcome to the School of Silence,
0:00:03 > 0:00:07where the noisiest children are sent to prove they CAN keep quiet.
0:00:07 > 0:00:09SHE SCREAMS
0:00:09 > 0:00:10SHE SCREAMS
0:00:10 > 0:00:13We're about to meet four new arrivals,
0:00:13 > 0:00:16but can they keep quiet for just one day?
0:00:16 > 0:00:17Ooh, I doubt it.
0:00:19 > 0:00:20Ssh!
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Ssh!
0:00:36 > 0:00:38BELL RINGS
0:00:38 > 0:00:40CHILDREN CHEER
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Here's how the day works.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53The new pupils have three challenging classes,
0:00:53 > 0:00:56to prove they can be silent, followed by the crucial Final Exam,
0:00:56 > 0:01:00which will determine whether they graduate, or will be expelled.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04If I think the pupils manage to stay quiet enough to pass a class,
0:01:08 > 0:01:12then they will bank a prize from my confiscation cupboard.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15But if I think they're being too noisy...
0:01:15 > 0:01:16SHE BLOWS RASPBERRY
0:01:16 > 0:01:18SHE SCREAMS
0:01:18 > 0:01:19HE LAUGHS
0:01:19 > 0:01:21..they will get nothing.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24And I WILL know about it, thanks to this device -
0:01:24 > 0:01:26the Gobstop 3000.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30The very latest in noise monitoring technology.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32If they pass the final exam,
0:01:32 > 0:01:35they will take all the prizes they have banked
0:01:35 > 0:01:40and receive the ultimate reward - the Golden Gobstopper.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44However, if they fail to keep that shut,
0:01:44 > 0:01:47I will have no choice but to expel them
0:01:47 > 0:01:50and they will go home with absolutely nothing.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53These screaming students are from Glasgow and Edinburgh,
0:01:53 > 0:01:56and it looks like their noise levels are off the scale.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58It's a real headache for head teacher Miss Gobstop
0:01:58 > 0:02:00and form tutor Mr Gross.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04You, come forward! Name!
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Ross!
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Ross dreams of speaking in a squeaky voice all day long.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Ross, mission accomplished!
0:02:12 > 0:02:14You! Name!
0:02:14 > 0:02:15Jodie!
0:02:15 > 0:02:16Jodie loves to sing
0:02:16 > 0:02:20and would do so all day long if she could.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Thankfully, she can't.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25You, come forward! Name!
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Josh!
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Josh once played his trombone so loudly that he woke a sleeping baby.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Funnily enough, he's never been asked to babysit again.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39You, come forward! Name!
0:02:39 > 0:02:40Rachel!
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Rachel loves the sound of loud laughter,
0:02:42 > 0:02:45which is lucky because she once fell over in school assembly
0:02:45 > 0:02:47in front of the entire school. Ha ha ha!
0:02:49 > 0:02:52OK, OK, get them out, get out!
0:02:52 > 0:02:54THEY SCREAM MORE LOUDLY
0:02:58 > 0:03:03It's time for their first class - general studies with Mr Gross.
0:03:03 > 0:03:07This rancid teacher has two rotten tests for our new pupils.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10But will they come up smelling of roses and bank a prize?
0:03:17 > 0:03:18KNOCK AT DOOR
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Ah, come in, come in!
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Hello. Sit down.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26You call this a classroom? It's more like dog's do-do.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Don't slam the door!
0:03:29 > 0:03:32You interrupted me peeling my toenails. Look.
0:03:32 > 0:03:33- ALL:- Ew!
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Look, I'm building up a nice pile of them.
0:03:36 > 0:03:37THEY SCREAM
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Look!
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Well, look, I tell you what...
0:03:44 > 0:03:48Smell them, they smell lovely and cheesy.
0:03:48 > 0:03:49Anyway, I'm Mr Gross...
0:03:49 > 0:03:51- Yes, we know. - ..your general studies teacher.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55OK.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58And you are here in the School of Silence
0:03:58 > 0:04:02to prove that you can be silent.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05If you're not silent, remember, Miss Gobstop is listening, Ross,
0:04:05 > 0:04:07on that little microphone.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09- Hello, Mrs Gobstopper! - And on here.
0:04:09 > 0:04:10Hi!
0:04:10 > 0:04:13And if you're too noisy, she'll know about it.
0:04:13 > 0:04:18I think it's time for your first silent test.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22Now, this test is all about plumbing.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26It's very important to have a trade in later life,
0:04:26 > 0:04:33and this is a good one. But only if you can do it silently.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Now, these are from the school plumbing system,
0:04:36 > 0:04:41and are unfortunately blocked with some mystery liquid.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44OK, plumbing fans, it's pipe time.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47In this test, the pupils must unlock three pipes
0:04:47 > 0:04:49using nothing but the awesome power of their lungs.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52The pupil that blows the hardest releases the water
0:04:52 > 0:04:54and their mate gets an early bath.
0:04:54 > 0:04:58Pipe number one. It's Jodie versus Ross.
0:04:58 > 0:05:03In three, two, one, plumb!
0:05:03 > 0:05:08Remember, don't try this at home. Oh, this is incredibly close.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14I think we've got a winner.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Silent celebration - Miss Gobstop's favourite.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22Next, it's pipe number two, Rachel versus Josh.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24SHE GIGGLES
0:05:26 > 0:05:30Rachel's giggling already. Big mistake!
0:05:30 > 0:05:33WHISPERS: Don't, don't do...
0:05:33 > 0:05:36He has to do it, Rachel. It's his job.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Ross and Jodie don't look happy.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Will Rachel's giggle fit deny them their first prize?
0:05:44 > 0:05:48Three, two, one, plumb.
0:05:48 > 0:05:49SHE LAUGHS
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Rachel's thrown a spanner in the works of silence
0:05:55 > 0:05:58and Miss Gobstop's feeling the aftershock.
0:05:59 > 0:06:03It's the third and final pipe, and it's Josh and Ross again.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Can Rachel keep it together?
0:06:06 > 0:06:08(Three, two, one.)
0:06:09 > 0:06:11JOSH SPLUTTERS
0:06:11 > 0:06:14RACHEL GIGGLES
0:06:14 > 0:06:18No, Rachel's totally lost it. She's a real giggle monster.
0:06:18 > 0:06:23Ross has won it, but will his manful pipework be in vain?
0:06:23 > 0:06:27And your silence test is over.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29ALL: YEA-A-A-AH!
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Can they do better in the second test?
0:06:31 > 0:06:35It's time for another silent test.
0:06:35 > 0:06:36Right!
0:06:36 > 0:06:42This silent test is all about babysitting.
0:06:42 > 0:06:47You need to look after the babies and do it quietly.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51It's time to meet my little babies!
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Come on in, Nursey.
0:06:55 > 0:06:56Awww!
0:06:56 > 0:06:58THEY LAUGH
0:07:00 > 0:07:03- Really stupid! - Aren't they beautiful?
0:07:03 > 0:07:07Your silent test starts...
0:07:07 > 0:07:08now!
0:07:08 > 0:07:13So the team have to look after a mini Mr Gross,
0:07:13 > 0:07:16but they don't know that the dolls trump and wet themselves.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18- Hmm, how will they cope?- Awww.
0:07:18 > 0:07:22So, Rachel gets the first baby Gross.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24DOLL FARTS
0:07:24 > 0:07:26A guff from baby, but not a peep from Rachel.
0:07:26 > 0:07:31That was a definite improvement. Miss Gobstop will be relieved.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Whilst Jodie takes care of the first doll,
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Mr Gross hands Rachel another.
0:07:38 > 0:07:42But does it do more than just let out rotten rips?
0:07:42 > 0:07:43(Coochie-coochie-coo.)
0:07:43 > 0:07:47Ooh, yeah, it does!
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Mini Gross has a little accident,
0:07:51 > 0:07:54but Rachel strains to keep the giggles from coming out.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58Maybe they'll bank a prize after all!
0:07:58 > 0:08:01MUFFLED GIGGLING
0:08:02 > 0:08:07There's a lot of muffled giggling going on here.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Here's the final doll, and it goes to Ross,
0:08:09 > 0:08:12but can he keep the noise down?
0:08:12 > 0:08:14(Coochie-coo. Coochie-coo.)
0:08:14 > 0:08:16MUFFLED GIGGLING
0:08:16 > 0:08:18ROSS SHRIEKS
0:08:18 > 0:08:23Will that last shriek cost them the chance of a prize?
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Your silence test...
0:08:26 > 0:08:28is over!
0:08:28 > 0:08:31THEY SCREAM
0:08:31 > 0:08:33So, how do you think you did?
0:08:33 > 0:08:35- Brilliant!- Fantastic!
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Do you really think you did fantastically?
0:08:38 > 0:08:40KIDS SHOUT: Yes-s-s!
0:08:40 > 0:08:45Fortunately, it doesn't matter what you think or even what
0:08:45 > 0:08:47I think or what Nursey thinks.
0:08:47 > 0:08:51The only person whose opinion matters
0:08:51 > 0:08:56is the illustrious headmistress, Miss Gobstop.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58'Attention, attention!'
0:08:58 > 0:09:00This is Miss Gobstop.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02'Rachel.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04'Little Miss Laugh-a-lot.'
0:09:04 > 0:09:07RACHEL GIGGLES
0:09:09 > 0:09:14'Josh, you did so well as a silent plumber.'
0:09:17 > 0:09:23'Ross, I heard your whispers with the mini-mes.'
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Oh, that is gross!
0:09:25 > 0:09:26Ugh!
0:09:26 > 0:09:29- DOLL FARTS - That's gross as gross can be!
0:09:29 > 0:09:35'Jodie, if only your teammates were as quiet as you.'
0:09:37 > 0:09:39DOLL FARTS
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Class...
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Did they blow the prize in the pipe pandemonium,
0:09:44 > 0:09:47or were they hush-a-bye-baby enough to pass?
0:09:47 > 0:09:49'..failed!'
0:09:49 > 0:09:52ALL: NO-O-O-O!
0:09:52 > 0:09:55- Get out of my classroom!- Fine!
0:09:55 > 0:09:56Come on, clear off!
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Aww, we failed!
0:10:03 > 0:10:05It PEED on me!
0:10:06 > 0:10:09It peed on ME!
0:10:09 > 0:10:14Next time, our tactic is we're going to bite our tongues to be...
0:10:14 > 0:10:17(quiet!)
0:10:19 > 0:10:23'Attention, attention. This is the School of Silence.'
0:10:23 > 0:10:27A pupil has left something quite foul in the toilets.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30The disgusting thing is brown, smells appalling,
0:10:30 > 0:10:32and is making me feel quite sick!
0:10:32 > 0:10:34- HE GASPS - I am not brown!
0:10:34 > 0:10:39I'm more, um, well, butterscotch!
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Time for the second class - geography, with Miss Adventure.
0:10:42 > 0:10:46This small but beautifully formed globetrotter can pack
0:10:46 > 0:10:48a giant punch with her tests,
0:10:48 > 0:10:52but can our pupils bank their first prize of the day?
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Come in, young explorers!
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Let me get the door for you. Come in.
0:10:58 > 0:11:02- There we go.- Hello!- Hello.- Hi! - 'Welcome, class. Take a seat.'
0:11:02 > 0:11:06I was just finishing off a little project here.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09I'm circumnavigating the globe, Rachel.
0:11:09 > 0:11:14Welcome. I am Miss Adventure, geography teacher. How are we all?
0:11:14 > 0:11:16THEY SHOUT
0:11:16 > 0:11:20- Do you think you can pass my silence test?- ALL:- Yes!
0:11:20 > 0:11:22You're very naughty, aren't you?
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Miss Gobstop's listening to the microphones.
0:11:25 > 0:11:29If you're quiet, you might win a prize.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31If you're noisy, you'll win nothing.
0:11:31 > 0:11:36- One more time, can you pass my silence test?- ALL:- Yes!
0:11:36 > 0:11:40Well, let's find out. It's time for my silence test.
0:11:40 > 0:11:44We're going to see which one of you is the luckiest.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47You're going to pull out one of these pegs.
0:11:47 > 0:11:51If there's red on the bottom, you get a custard pie in the face.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55Remember, you must do this in complete silence.
0:11:55 > 0:12:01Four custard pies on offer. But who will get the first one? Pegs away.
0:12:01 > 0:12:07Your silence test commences in five, four, three, two, one.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13Lucky start for Rachel, the pie of fate on her side.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Will Jodie be equally blessed?
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Oh! No.
0:12:21 > 0:12:22SHE GIGGLES
0:12:22 > 0:12:26Rachel lets out a delighted chuckle. Oh, dear.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Rachel's going for two lucky pegs in a row.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35She thanks her lucky stars.
0:12:35 > 0:12:40Can she maintain this silence and help secure that prize?
0:12:40 > 0:12:43Ross's first pull.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Silent satisfaction his reward.
0:12:48 > 0:12:52Rachel still lucky and, most importantly, silent.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Ross goes for it.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Ooh, second time unlucky!
0:13:01 > 0:13:02Let's replay that.
0:13:02 > 0:13:07The swish of the pie and the splat on the face. Ooh, unlucky, Ross.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Is it pie time? No!
0:13:13 > 0:13:16Superb silence.
0:13:16 > 0:13:20Josh is next to try his luck with his first peg.
0:13:20 > 0:13:24Quiet confidence. I know someone who'll love that.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29SHE CHUCKLES
0:13:30 > 0:13:33Finally! Rachel's pie-free streak ends.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38But has the goo muffled the giggling?
0:13:38 > 0:13:42Let's see whether Josh is as lucky as Rachel.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45No, he's not.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48SHE CHUCKLES
0:13:49 > 0:13:54Whoops. Rachel undoing all her good work.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56A replay, monsieur.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Bosh. That's what aficionados call pie-mageddon.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04Your silence test is over.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06THEY CHEER
0:14:08 > 0:14:11Your silence test is over. Let's see how you did.
0:14:11 > 0:14:16- Rachel, you were very lucky. Do you think you were quiet enough?- Yes.
0:14:16 > 0:14:20It doesn't matter what we think. It's what Miss Gobstop thinks.
0:14:20 > 0:14:24Attention, attention. This is Miss Gobstop.
0:14:24 > 0:14:30I thought you had all learned your silent lesson, starting off so well.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Hardly a peep.
0:14:32 > 0:14:38But unfortunately, with chitter-chatter and giggles,
0:14:38 > 0:14:43somebody let your team down.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46SHE GIGGLES
0:14:46 > 0:14:49SHE LAUGHS
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Class...
0:14:52 > 0:14:57So did the team pass this test and bag that all-important first prize?
0:14:57 > 0:14:58..failed!
0:14:58 > 0:15:00- No!- Yes, yes, yes!
0:15:00 > 0:15:01Oh!
0:15:01 > 0:15:04What a shame. Never mind.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07I've had enough of you. Get out of my class.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09THEY SHOUT AT HER
0:15:09 > 0:15:14For goodness' sake. You're so noisy. Out you go.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Out you go.
0:15:16 > 0:15:20It's not fair. We lost because of one person.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23SO WE'RE GOING TO CREAM THE NEXT CLASS!
0:15:23 > 0:15:26THEY SHOUT AND CHEER
0:15:26 > 0:15:29Meanwhile, in the school's hamster cage...
0:15:29 > 0:15:34And that, Judy, is how I became the king of the monkey people. Bang!
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Judy, can you keep a secret?
0:15:39 > 0:15:42Stupid question. HE CHUCKLES
0:15:42 > 0:15:43Bang!
0:15:43 > 0:15:47It's halfway through the day and time for class three
0:15:47 > 0:15:50with Mr Les Prance, teacher of the performing arts.
0:15:50 > 0:15:54Can Mr Prance make them dance to his silent tunes?
0:15:54 > 0:15:58With two failures, can our pupils secure their first prize of the day?
0:15:58 > 0:16:01Come in. Take a seat.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04- Mr Prince, we've arrived. - Thank you. Take a seat.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Good morning, Mr Prance.
0:16:06 > 0:16:10- Mr Prance, prepare to be amazed. - Shhh, shhh.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Just sleep it off. Ah!
0:16:18 > 0:16:25Hello. I am Mr Les Prance, your performance arts teacher.
0:16:25 > 0:16:31I will be testing you to prove that you cannot remain quiet.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33- Think you can pass my class?- Yes.
0:16:33 > 0:16:39Really? We'll see, because my silence test is about to begin.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42This is a test of your make-up skill.
0:16:42 > 0:16:46In teams you will make each other up to be the lead characters
0:16:46 > 0:16:52from my new romantic comedy Scarecrow And The Ladybird.
0:16:52 > 0:16:56As always, this must be carried out in complete silence.
0:16:56 > 0:17:02Josh will be the scarecrow and Ross will be the ladybird.
0:17:02 > 0:17:06Positions, please. Your silence test begins
0:17:06 > 0:17:10in three, two, one... Action!
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Rachel and Jodie must apply the make-up
0:17:13 > 0:17:17while standing behind Ross and Josh. This could be messy.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21First the base layer. Silence from Josh.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24- GIGGLING - Hang on, who's giggling?
0:17:24 > 0:17:27WHISPERING
0:17:27 > 0:17:28GIGGLING
0:17:28 > 0:17:31If Rachel keeps this up, they'll win nothing.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Now for the fine detail.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37THEY GIGGLE
0:17:39 > 0:17:43It must be contagious. Ross joins in with the giggling.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47GIGGLING
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Exemplary silence from Jodie and Josh
0:17:49 > 0:17:54in this technically taxing application of cosmetics.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56GIGGLING
0:17:56 > 0:18:00And finally it's accessories time.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02LAUGHTER
0:18:05 > 0:18:08- Ow! - SHE GIGGLES
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Can Rachel do anything without giggling?
0:18:10 > 0:18:13The scarecrow doing what they do best,
0:18:13 > 0:18:15looking odd and saying nothing.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Miss Gobstop approves.
0:18:19 > 0:18:23The pupils' make-up and costumes are complete.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28The last time I checked, clapping wasn't silent.
0:18:31 > 0:18:36Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the noisiest of them all?
0:18:39 > 0:18:41THEY LAUGH
0:18:41 > 0:18:44Spot on, Ross.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47THEY STIFLE LAUGHTER
0:18:47 > 0:18:50Put it on. Am I still on red?
0:18:50 > 0:18:55The last few seconds and they've forgotten about silence completely.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Your silence test is now complete.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00THEY CHEER
0:19:00 > 0:19:04I heard quite a bit of chatter but then it's not for me to decide.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Miss Gobstop has been listening to this test
0:19:07 > 0:19:11and she will let you know how you fared.
0:19:11 > 0:19:16Attention, attention. This is Miss Gobstop.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19A scarecrow and a ladybird,
0:19:19 > 0:19:23but were the make-up artists' brush strokes too loud?
0:19:23 > 0:19:28Or was it the talking or the giggles?
0:19:28 > 0:19:31THEY LAUGH
0:19:31 > 0:19:33SHE CHUCKLES
0:19:33 > 0:19:35THEY LAUGH
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Put it on.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Class...
0:19:39 > 0:19:44Have they finally won a prize or has Rachel let the side down again?
0:19:45 > 0:19:48- ..failed!- Yes!
0:19:48 > 0:19:49THEY GROAN
0:19:49 > 0:19:53- That's not fair.- Very fair.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56At least we've got the last test. We might win that.
0:19:56 > 0:20:00Will the new pupils please report to my office immediately?
0:20:00 > 0:20:04Thank you. Au revoir. Goodbye.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07With classes complete, the pupils see Miss Gobstop
0:20:07 > 0:20:10to get their report before the Final Exam.
0:20:10 > 0:20:11Enter.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20You've been sent here because you're too noisy.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Shall we take a look at your report? Ross.
0:20:23 > 0:20:27There were whispers from you in Mr Gross's class.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29Gross as gross can be!
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Oh, that is gross! Yuck.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35But you have improved.
0:20:35 > 0:20:41Jodie, out of all your team, I hear noises from you the least.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45DOLL FARTS
0:20:45 > 0:20:47SHE STIFLES A LAUGH
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Josh, a silent plumber.
0:20:49 > 0:20:53I give credit where credit is due, Josh.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59RACHEL LAUGHS
0:21:01 > 0:21:05Rachel, Rachel, Rachel.
0:21:05 > 0:21:09There hasn't been one class where you managed to keep your mouth shut.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12SHE LAUGHS
0:21:12 > 0:21:14SHE GIGGLES
0:21:14 > 0:21:15SHE CHUCKLES
0:21:15 > 0:21:18SHE LAUGHS
0:21:18 > 0:21:23So unfortunately the rest of your team have won no prizes, nothing.
0:21:23 > 0:21:28If you'd like to pass the Final Exam, you'll have to keep that shut.
0:21:28 > 0:21:33If you manage to keep your mouth shut, you not only will graduate
0:21:33 > 0:21:38but you will receive the ultimate reward of the Golden Gobstopper.
0:21:38 > 0:21:39That's right.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42Off we go to the science lab.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45You've got to zip it to win it. Go.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Bye!
0:21:47 > 0:21:49THEY SHOUT
0:21:58 > 0:22:01It's time for the Final Exam with The Professor.
0:22:01 > 0:22:05His wicked gizmos and diabolical gadgets have one purpose,
0:22:05 > 0:22:08to stop the new pupils from graduating.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12Ah, hello, my little chaos caterpillars,
0:22:12 > 0:22:16and velcome to the laboratory for your final examination.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19I am The Professor. With my assistant, Herr Helmut...
0:22:19 > 0:22:21'Silence, Ninja!'
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Get off!
0:22:24 > 0:22:28What we will do today, for your final examination,
0:22:28 > 0:22:31we vill pit you against the Silent Laboratory.
0:22:31 > 0:22:36If you make three of the bad, bad noises you will be expelled.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39But if you manage to make the quiet then you will graduate
0:22:39 > 0:22:42and you vill vin the Golden Gobstopper.
0:22:42 > 0:22:46But this vill not happen. Ve vill commence in
0:22:46 > 0:22:49drei, zwei,
0:22:49 > 0:22:51eins!
0:22:51 > 0:22:53LIGHTNING CRASHES EVIL CACKLE
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Quiet, you fool.
0:22:55 > 0:23:00Right, who do we have first? First of all it is...you.
0:23:00 > 0:23:05He has devoted his life to crushing dreams of Golden Gobstoppers.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Will he succeed today? Ross to go first.
0:23:07 > 0:23:11- This is one of my greatest inventions.- What will happen to me?
0:23:11 > 0:23:16Something quite messy, Ross. But was that the first strike?
0:23:16 > 0:23:19This is the mind-reading helmet.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22Are you ready? Ve vill begin.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27I can read your thoughts. What are you saying?
0:23:27 > 0:23:31"Oh, no, my hair's a mess. I want to marry Rachel."
0:23:31 > 0:23:34Who's next? Ah, you.
0:23:34 > 0:23:35It's Josh now.
0:23:35 > 0:23:40One of my greatest inventions. It is my invisibility cloak.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43(I am invisible. You cannot see me.)
0:23:43 > 0:23:50Look at this. This pie is floating all on its own like a little ghost.
0:23:50 > 0:23:54It's made with animal ingredients like veasel milk
0:23:54 > 0:23:57and giraffe sick and panda do-do.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59It's coming!
0:23:59 > 0:24:03Great silent work. Josh has his eyes on the prize.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Well, he can't see it at the moment.
0:24:05 > 0:24:09Vot do ve have next? Ah! It's you.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Now it's Jodie's turn.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14I have something very special for you.
0:24:14 > 0:24:19This is the smelliest thing known to man. It is one of Mr Gross's socks.
0:24:19 > 0:24:24Oh, my! It smells like skunk juice.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26'Don't, don't be sick on the girl.'
0:24:28 > 0:24:29Take it in.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32Can Jodie hold it down? Oh, she does.
0:24:32 > 0:24:37Don't vorry, Rachel. I have something very special for you.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40It's Rachel. Can she keep the silence going?
0:24:40 > 0:24:42This is my happiness ray.
0:24:42 > 0:24:46We will commence in drei, zwei, eins!
0:24:46 > 0:24:47SHE SHRIEKS
0:24:47 > 0:24:51A yelp of shock. Has Rachel earned the team their second strike?
0:24:51 > 0:24:55I am so sorry. I have it on the wrong way. Ve try again.
0:24:55 > 0:25:00I point it at you and it will make you happy. Ready? Drei, zwei, eins.
0:25:02 > 0:25:06Why vould it make you happy? Why vould you clap? What a rude girl.
0:25:06 > 0:25:10Don't vorry, don't vorry. I have my clean machine here.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13I vill be able to clean you up. Reactivate. Go!
0:25:18 > 0:25:23The Professor has done the sums. More gunge equals more noise.
0:25:23 > 0:25:2620 seconds to go and this is a joy to watch.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28He's pulling out all the stops
0:25:28 > 0:25:31to keep the Golden Gobstopper out of their hands.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34Oh, some noises there.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37Remember, it's three strikes and they're out.
0:25:42 > 0:25:47Right, that is it. The time is up. Your Final Examination is over.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49THEY CHEER
0:25:49 > 0:25:52So, my little laughter llamas,
0:25:52 > 0:25:55how do you think you did in your final examination?
0:25:55 > 0:25:59- ALL:- Good.- Vell, I don't know.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01If it was up to me I vould fail you.
0:26:01 > 0:26:06'Make you eat failure haggis.' Hah! Quiet. But it is not up to me.
0:26:06 > 0:26:10The beautiful Fraulein Gobstop will see if you will graduate
0:26:10 > 0:26:15or if you will be expelled. Let us see. Fraulein Gobstop!
0:26:16 > 0:26:20- How did my little Loch Ness monsters do?- Well...
0:26:23 > 0:26:28I was listening to you very, very intently. I heard a squeak.
0:26:28 > 0:26:32I heard some talking. But was it more than three times?
0:26:32 > 0:26:35Only I know.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38You...
0:26:38 > 0:26:40will...
0:26:47 > 0:26:48..graduate!
0:26:48 > 0:26:49THEY CHEER
0:26:52 > 0:26:54Oh, quite incredible.
0:26:54 > 0:26:58Let's see how the team from Glasgow and Edinburgh emerged victorious.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00Ross had something on his mind.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03What's going to happen to me?
0:27:03 > 0:27:05And Rachel squealed in shock.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07SHE YELPS
0:27:07 > 0:27:10But having only triggered the Gobstop 3000 twice,
0:27:10 > 0:27:13they've snatched victory from the jaws of failure
0:27:13 > 0:27:16and won the Golden Gobstopper.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19It is with great amazement...
0:27:20 > 0:27:24..to myself and my staff members...
0:27:25 > 0:27:30..that we award you the Golden Gobstopper.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33Thank you.
0:27:33 > 0:27:36Now get out of my school. Now!
0:27:36 > 0:27:38Fine!
0:27:38 > 0:27:40Away with you!
0:27:41 > 0:27:43How did it happen?
0:27:43 > 0:27:47I suppose it's good they finally started to be quiet.
0:27:47 > 0:27:50THEY CHEER
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