0:00:02 > 0:00:03Welcome to the School Of Silence,
0:00:03 > 0:00:06where the noisiest children in the country are sent
0:00:06 > 0:00:09- to prove they CAN keep quiet. - SHE SCREAMS
0:00:09 > 0:00:11SHE SCREAMS
0:00:11 > 0:00:13We are about to meet four new arrivals,
0:00:13 > 0:00:16but can they keep quiet for just one day?
0:00:16 > 0:00:17Ooh, I doubt it!
0:00:19 > 0:00:20Shh!
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Shh!
0:00:36 > 0:00:38BELL RINGS
0:00:38 > 0:00:40CHILDREN CHEER
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Shh!
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Here's how the day works.
0:00:49 > 0:00:54The new pupils have three challenging classes to prove they can be silent.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Followed by the crucial final exam
0:00:56 > 0:01:00which will determine whether they graduate or will be expelled.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04If I think the pupils manage to stay quiet enough to pass a class...
0:01:08 > 0:01:13..then they will bank a prize from my confiscation cupboard.
0:01:13 > 0:01:14But if I think they are being too noisy...
0:01:16 > 0:01:18HE SCREAMS
0:01:18 > 0:01:19HE LAUGHS
0:01:19 > 0:01:21..they will get nothing.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24And I WILL know about it, thanks to this device -
0:01:24 > 0:01:26the Gobstop 3000,
0:01:26 > 0:01:30the very latest in noise-monitoring technology.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32If they pass the final exam,
0:01:32 > 0:01:35they will take all the prizes they have banked
0:01:35 > 0:01:37and receive the ultimate reward -
0:01:37 > 0:01:41the Golden Gobstopper.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44However, if they fail to keep THAT shut,
0:01:44 > 0:01:47I will have no choice but to expel them,
0:01:47 > 0:01:50and they will go home with absolutely nothing.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Ssshhh!
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Today's crazy shouters are from Cardiff.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56They're getting all the noise out of their systems
0:01:56 > 0:01:59in front of headmistress Miss Gobstop
0:01:59 > 0:02:00and form tutor Mr Gross.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03These boisterous boys are seriously going to struggle.
0:02:03 > 0:02:04They'll need to keep it shut
0:02:04 > 0:02:07to have any chance of going home with a prize.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10You, step forward. Name?
0:02:10 > 0:02:12CAYLUM!
0:02:12 > 0:02:13I heard that.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Caylum's claim to fame is that he can put his tongue up his nose.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Hmm, nice(!) Well, if he can also stick a sock in his mouth
0:02:19 > 0:02:21he could be on to a winner today.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23You, step forward. Name?
0:02:23 > 0:02:27ADAM!
0:02:29 > 0:02:30Adam N is scared of dogs,
0:02:30 > 0:02:33but luckily, his fantastic impression of a lion's roar
0:02:33 > 0:02:35keeps them all away.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37You, step forward! Name?
0:02:37 > 0:02:39HUSAIN!
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Husain can make weird noises with his mouth
0:02:43 > 0:02:45and wants to be a dentist
0:02:45 > 0:02:49to make weird noises in other people's mouths.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52- You, step forward! Name?- ADAM!
0:02:52 > 0:02:56Adam L says that apart from shrieking very loudly
0:02:56 > 0:02:59he also likes squirting water at people.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Maybe when he's older he can get a job as a fire engine.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Get them out, quickly!
0:03:04 > 0:03:05THEY SCREAM
0:03:10 > 0:03:12It's time for classes to begin.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15The first lesson is General Studies with Mr Gross.
0:03:15 > 0:03:16This revolting teacher
0:03:16 > 0:03:19picks the most disgusting tests for his pupils.
0:03:19 > 0:03:23So what awaits the Cardiff boys in their first silent test?
0:03:25 > 0:03:26KNOCK AT DOOR
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Come in! Come in!
0:03:28 > 0:03:30THEY SHOUT Quietly!
0:03:30 > 0:03:34- Sit down please.- OK!- OK! - Now, you've just interrupted me,
0:03:34 > 0:03:37because I was about to have a lovely banana.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Ah...
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Eugh!
0:03:43 > 0:03:50- It's a little bit mouldy. I think it...- Just a little bit? Oh!
0:03:53 > 0:03:54THEY LAUGH AND SCREAM
0:03:54 > 0:03:58- Right...- There's a folder with nothing in there.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01This is filled with all the good reports that you've had...
0:04:01 > 0:04:02None!
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Now, listen,
0:04:04 > 0:04:07I am Mr Gross, your General Studies teacher
0:04:07 > 0:04:11and you are here because you are noisy and naughty
0:04:11 > 0:04:14and you're going to try to prove you can be silent,
0:04:14 > 0:04:16which I don't think you can do.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Remember, Miss Gobstop is listening at all times
0:04:18 > 0:04:22on your fluffy microphones.
0:04:22 > 0:04:28Do you think you can be silent? ALL SHOUT: Yeah!
0:04:28 > 0:04:29Excellent! Right...
0:04:29 > 0:04:36I think you're about ready for your first silent test.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Now, I don't have a lot of friends
0:04:39 > 0:04:42who are people,
0:04:42 > 0:04:46but I do have more friends than anyone else,
0:04:46 > 0:04:49because my friends are insects.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52And there are literally trillions of them.
0:04:52 > 0:04:53Ooh, I nearly forgot,
0:04:53 > 0:04:56the appropriate attire...
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Now doesn't that look splendid?
0:05:00 > 0:05:02You look like a lady.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04That's not the answer I was looking for.
0:05:04 > 0:05:05Right, stand in your position.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09Your silence test starts...
0:05:09 > 0:05:10now!
0:05:10 > 0:05:12So, for this game,
0:05:12 > 0:05:16our two seated victims must each face two boxes of creepy-crawlies
0:05:16 > 0:05:19in total silence.
0:05:19 > 0:05:23And the boys watching on the sidelines must also keep quiet.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Oh, box number one is meal worms.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31First up is Caylum.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41They might be mealworms,
0:05:41 > 0:05:44but I don't think he fancies them for his dinner!
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Look at the reactions from Adam N and Husain!
0:05:46 > 0:05:48They're going to struggle to keep quiet.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Who's wriggling more, the worms or the boys?
0:05:59 > 0:06:01HUSAIN GIGGLES
0:06:01 > 0:06:02Oh, but what's that?
0:06:02 > 0:06:06- A giggle from Husain maybe. I think Miss Gobstop heard it.- Shh!
0:06:08 > 0:06:11What's in the next box of surprises for Adam L?
0:06:11 > 0:06:12It's maggots.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Ooh, look at them wriggle in delight!
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Lovely!
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Adam L's clearly not enjoying it,
0:06:34 > 0:06:38but he's managing to keep quiet - impressive.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Keep up that form and they're sure to bank a prize.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47It's box number three. What's Caylum got to handle this time?
0:06:47 > 0:06:51Whatever it is, Husain and Adam N don't like it.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56It's beetles, all fresh and crispy!
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Caylum's reaction says it all!
0:07:01 > 0:07:03(Close your eyes, close your eyes.)
0:07:05 > 0:07:07HE GIGGLES
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Oh, dear, muffled noises from Husain
0:07:10 > 0:07:12and Miss Gobstop heard that one.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14There we go, they're very nice.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20And the final box for Adam L.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22These are my personal favourites.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26THEY SQUEAL
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Oh, that was squealing from someone.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30That's not going to help them pass.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Crunchy crickets now.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34How will Adam L react?
0:07:34 > 0:07:37He's still keeping quiet.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Could he have helped them to their first prize?
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Your silence test is over!
0:07:50 > 0:07:53- THEY SCREAM AND CHEER - Time for the results.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Have the team banked a prize on the road to the Golden Gobstopper?
0:07:55 > 0:07:59So, even though insects are very friendly,
0:07:59 > 0:08:01they're also quite dirty.
0:08:01 > 0:08:05So do remember to wash your hands afterwards, OK?
0:08:05 > 0:08:07How do you think you did?
0:08:07 > 0:08:11I'm sure I heard somebody giggling and squealing, but who was it?
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Well, there's only one way to find out.
0:08:14 > 0:08:18To hear the results from my illustrious headmistress,
0:08:18 > 0:08:20the wonderful Miss Gobstop.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22'Attention, attention!'
0:08:22 > 0:08:24This is Miss Gobstop.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27'Caylum and Adam L,
0:08:27 > 0:08:32'you both tried very, very hard to contain your fear.
0:08:37 > 0:08:38'Well done.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41'Husain and Adam N,
0:08:41 > 0:08:44'you made more noise than your team-mates.'
0:08:46 > 0:08:48THEY SQUEAL
0:08:48 > 0:08:50'But was your fear louder than your silence?'
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Class...
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Here come the results. Will the day start with a pass or a fail?
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Failed!
0:08:59 > 0:09:00ALL: What?!
0:09:00 > 0:09:01What a shame!
0:09:01 > 0:09:06That'll teach you to value your team-work. Get out of my class!
0:09:06 > 0:09:09You learn to be silent? Never.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Get out, come on!
0:09:13 > 0:09:16He's so rude! Hate that man.
0:09:16 > 0:09:17Um, we failed.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22- Bite your bottom lip, like we said. - I can't undo it now.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24I was biting my bottom lip, my tongue, my hand!
0:09:24 > 0:09:26The next time we'll win!
0:09:26 > 0:09:28ALL: Yeah!
0:09:30 > 0:09:35'Attention, attention. This is the School Of Silence.'
0:09:35 > 0:09:39We'll be running tests for the new school emergency bell.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42SILENCE
0:09:42 > 0:09:46SILENCE CONTINUES
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Testing is now over.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Thank you.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58It's time for class two - geography with Miss Adventure.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Before joining the School Of Silence,
0:10:00 > 0:10:02she travelled over the hills and far away.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Then she came back.
0:10:04 > 0:10:05Have our pupils come close
0:10:05 > 0:10:08to banking their first prize in her class?
0:10:10 > 0:10:13KNOCK AT DOOR Come in, come in, young roamers.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15ALL: YEAH!
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Take a seat, take a seat. My word.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Welcome to my class. Now, I have an amazing silence test for you
0:10:21 > 0:10:23and I think it's going to defeat you.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25It's going to defeat you. It's going to defeat you.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27It's going to defeat you.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Going to defeat you... in a dance off.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32Right, move back a little bit. I warn you,
0:10:32 > 0:10:36I won the Butlins dance-off competition in 1974.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Ready? You go first and then I'll follow. Go!
0:10:40 > 0:10:41What?
0:10:41 > 0:10:45I'm going to bring it down. Down town, right.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49BOYS LAUGH
0:10:49 > 0:10:53Right, sit down there, Adam N. I think you'll find that I won.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55So...are you going to pass my silence test?
0:10:55 > 0:10:57ALL: Yes!
0:10:57 > 0:11:00Well, we shall see about that because...
0:11:00 > 0:11:01Yes, we should, Miss.
0:11:01 > 0:11:05..because it is time for my silence test.
0:11:06 > 0:11:10Every explorer needs to be able to play bottumo,
0:11:10 > 0:11:12which is, of course, bottom sumo.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14You will each step into the ring
0:11:14 > 0:11:17using only your bottom to force my bottumo champion
0:11:17 > 0:11:19out of the ring.
0:11:19 > 0:11:24Now, all the way from Paris, France, bottumo champion
0:11:24 > 0:11:25Francoise.
0:11:25 > 0:11:30So, how will our team get on against the big bottumo from Paris?
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Remember, each contestant must try and stay in the ring
0:11:33 > 0:11:36while they and the rest of the team stay silent.
0:11:36 > 0:11:37Shh!
0:11:37 > 0:11:41First into the ring is Adam N.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Your silence test will commence in five,
0:11:43 > 0:11:47four, three, two, one, bottumo!
0:11:50 > 0:11:53Oh, he's certainly got the moves...
0:11:53 > 0:11:55CHUCKLES
0:11:55 > 0:11:57..but is that chuckling from the other pupils?
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Miss Gobstop will know.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05And Caylum trying to hush the rest of the team, there.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Oh, Adam N's out. His team-mates aren't happy,
0:12:10 > 0:12:12but it's a silent protest.
0:12:12 > 0:12:13Bottumo!
0:12:13 > 0:12:17Next up is Husain. Quietly confident there, but can he
0:12:17 > 0:12:20keep it up and help the team bank their first prize?
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Still no noise. Remarkable.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38He's lost the bout, but he's won the silence.
0:12:41 > 0:12:42Bottumo!
0:12:42 > 0:12:43Next up is Adam L.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53He's floored the big Frenchman!
0:12:54 > 0:12:55That's clapping, Caylum,
0:12:55 > 0:12:58I don't think Miss Gobstop will applaud that.
0:12:58 > 0:13:02The boys need to keep silent inside and outside the ring.
0:13:02 > 0:13:03Bottumo!
0:13:03 > 0:13:06The final bottumo bout and it's Caylum's turn.
0:13:06 > 0:13:10But is the whole team keeping quiet enough to get their first pass?
0:13:14 > 0:13:18So, no luck for Caylum there, but did his classmates keep quiet?
0:13:18 > 0:13:21And your silence test is over!
0:13:21 > 0:13:22ALL CHEER
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Here comes the result. Will it be pass or fail?
0:13:27 > 0:13:31So, your silence test is over. Caylum, how do you think you did?
0:13:31 > 0:13:33- I think we did pretty well. - Pretty well, right.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37- Adam N?- Fantastico. - Fantastico - good word.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Well, listen, it's not up to me, it's not up to you,
0:13:39 > 0:13:42it's up to Miss Gobstop. So let's find out
0:13:42 > 0:13:43how she thought you did.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45'Attention, attention.'
0:13:45 > 0:13:47This is Miss Gobstop.
0:13:47 > 0:13:51'Now, you were all very confident in the beginning,
0:13:51 > 0:13:55'but only one of you beat the bottumo champion.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58'Nice style, Adam L.
0:13:58 > 0:14:02'A few of your team-mates made a lot of giggly whispering.'
0:14:02 > 0:14:04GIGGLES
0:14:04 > 0:14:07'Not the sound of silence champions,
0:14:07 > 0:14:11'but was your noise bigger than your bottoms?'
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Class...
0:14:13 > 0:14:17Is it going to be the pupils' first banked prize?
0:14:17 > 0:14:18..passed.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Nice one!
0:14:20 > 0:14:22THEY CHEER
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Unbelievable. Right, get out, class. Out you go.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Go on!
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Out you get.
0:14:29 > 0:14:30Sumo champ!
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Adam Lewis won!
0:14:32 > 0:14:34he beat the champion bottumo!
0:14:34 > 0:14:37I think we might pass cos I'm really confident.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Only one more task to go, maybe we can achieve.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Then we're going to dominate the next class.
0:14:42 > 0:14:43THEY CHEER
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Meanwhile, over at the school's hamster cage...
0:14:47 > 0:14:52Six day, 14 hours. Quite unbelievable, Judy.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Only ten seconds before you break the world record
0:14:55 > 0:14:57for staying totally silent.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Five, four,
0:15:00 > 0:15:01three...
0:15:01 > 0:15:02JUDY PASSES GAS
0:15:02 > 0:15:05- SIGHS - That's blown it.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
0:15:09 > 0:15:12the school's performing arts teacher, Mr Les Prance.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15His granny says he can act, sing and dance,
0:15:15 > 0:15:17but then, what does she know?
0:15:17 > 0:15:19With one pass and one fail already,
0:15:19 > 0:15:22how are our pupils going to get on in this class?
0:15:22 > 0:15:23KNOCK AT DOOR
0:15:23 > 0:15:24Come in, sit down.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27ALL: We have arrived!
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Thank you. Sit down, sit down.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32SOUTHERN AMERICAN ACCENT Now, howdy there, boys.
0:15:32 > 0:15:33How you doing?
0:15:33 > 0:15:35I'm Tex Mex, ha-ha...
0:15:35 > 0:15:37HIGH PITCHED VOICE and I am Miss Daisy.
0:15:37 > 0:15:41Good for you to join us here at the Silent Saloon.
0:15:41 > 0:15:45We are going to have some fun, right now.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47That's right! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:15:47 > 0:15:49And...scene. Thank you.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Thank you very much. That was a clip
0:15:52 > 0:15:56from my new film The Bearded Twins.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58As you know, I am Les Prance,
0:15:58 > 0:16:00you performance arts teacher.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02I will be testing you to prove
0:16:02 > 0:16:06that you cannot remain silent. Now, you've had
0:16:06 > 0:16:09two classes so far. How've they gone?
0:16:09 > 0:16:11One, OK and one, fantastic.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13How do you think you'll do in my class?
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Fantastico!
0:16:15 > 0:16:20Well, as you know, Miss Gobstop will be listening to every sound you make
0:16:20 > 0:16:22and at the end of the test, she will decide
0:16:22 > 0:16:27- whether you have passed or whether you have failed.- Failed.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30I personally don't think you have a hope.
0:16:30 > 0:16:31You think you can actually pass my class?
0:16:31 > 0:16:34- YES!- We'll see.
0:16:34 > 0:16:38And it's time for my silence test.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41As a performer, it's very important that you remain in peak
0:16:41 > 0:16:43physical perfection.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47In pairs, tied at the ankle, you must copy
0:16:47 > 0:16:50my specially designed exercise routine.
0:16:50 > 0:16:55But it must be carried out in complete, utter silence.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58My silence test has...begun.
0:16:58 > 0:17:03This three-part test is designed to keep the boys fighting fit,
0:17:03 > 0:17:07but can they also keep silent? First up, a bit of stretching.
0:17:12 > 0:17:16Oh, Adam N is already struggling to stifle the chuckles.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Now he's snorting!
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Caylum's trying to shut him up,
0:17:26 > 0:17:28but was it too late for Miss Gobstop's ears?
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Part two is skipping with nice pink ropes.
0:17:35 > 0:17:39Yes, the boys are impressed by Mr Prances moves.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47The two Adams are losing it again.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51With 30 seconds left, the third and final challenge
0:17:51 > 0:17:54is the fitness balls.
0:17:55 > 0:17:56GIGGLING
0:17:58 > 0:18:00The boys are losing it.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Has Mr Prance broken them?
0:18:08 > 0:18:10GIGGLING
0:18:10 > 0:18:13And they're making noise all over the place now.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Your silence test is complete. Cut!
0:18:21 > 0:18:23THEY CHEER
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Wait! Wait!
0:18:26 > 0:18:29So, the test today was to do whatever I did
0:18:29 > 0:18:34and also remain silent and I think you failed on both counts. However...
0:18:34 > 0:18:38Miss Gobstop has been listening and she will give you the results.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40Attention, attention.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42This is Miss Gobstop.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45The Gobstop 3000 has spoken.
0:18:45 > 0:18:49Caylum, you did quite well...
0:18:49 > 0:18:52trying to tame your team-mates.
0:18:55 > 0:19:01But unfortunately, Adam L and Adam N -
0:19:01 > 0:19:05noisy, noisy boys.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07HE GRUNTS
0:19:07 > 0:19:12HE GIGGLES But were you quiet enough...class?
0:19:12 > 0:19:17- And what's it going to be - prize or no prize?- Hey.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Failed!
0:19:19 > 0:19:22- Yes!- Oh! We'll be back!
0:19:22 > 0:19:25- We WILL be back. - You'll be back. One moment.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Allow me to gloat for a while.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30- IMITATING MR PRANCE: - Allow me to gloat.- Ah!
0:19:30 > 0:19:33Could the new pupils please report to my office immediately?
0:19:33 > 0:19:37Out you go.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40- Bye-bye!- Bye-bye! - Au revoir. Yes, take care.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43- MR PRANCE LAUGHS - Oh, I'm so wond...
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Did I say "come in"? Knock.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52So, with the classes now complete,
0:19:52 > 0:19:55- it's time for the pupils to face Miss Gobstop...- Come in.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57..and get their reports before the final exam.
0:19:57 > 0:20:03So, you were sent here and we've put you through silent tests.
0:20:03 > 0:20:07Shall we see how your report is? Adam N...
0:20:07 > 0:20:11you started as a squealy piggy.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13HE SQUEAKS
0:20:13 > 0:20:17But you don't show any signs of improvement.
0:20:17 > 0:20:22Caylum, you seem to be trying hard to stay silent.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25- Well done.- Thank you.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28- Husain.- Yes, that is my name.
0:20:28 > 0:20:32- You're a little back-chatter. - Ooh, very foxy.
0:20:32 > 0:20:36During the physical tests, you managed to stay the most silent.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Adam L, an impressive start.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45Sadly, in Mr Prance's class I heard some noise.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48So, how many classes did you pass?
0:20:48 > 0:20:50One!
0:20:50 > 0:20:54- That means you have one prize from the Confiscation Cupboard.- One prize!
0:20:54 > 0:20:57Before you receive your prizes,
0:20:57 > 0:21:00you have to pass the final exam
0:21:00 > 0:21:02in the science lab, with the Professor.
0:21:02 > 0:21:06IF you graduate,
0:21:06 > 0:21:10you'll also receive the ultimate reward of the Golden Gobstopper.
0:21:12 > 0:21:16If, however, you set off my Gobstop 3000
0:21:16 > 0:21:19- three times or more...- Three?! - ..you will be expelled
0:21:19 > 0:21:24and go home with absolutely nothing.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Now get out and go to the science lab.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29- OK! - THEY SCREAM
0:21:30 > 0:21:34It's time for the Final Exam with the Professor.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37The fiendish tests he carries out in his dastardly lab
0:21:37 > 0:21:40are all that's standing between our boys from Cardiff
0:21:40 > 0:21:41and their prizes.
0:21:41 > 0:21:45GERMAN ACCENT: Well, my little noise wizards,
0:21:45 > 0:21:48welcome to the laboratory. I am the Professor,
0:21:48 > 0:21:51and today, with the help of my assistant, Herr Helmut...
0:21:51 > 0:21:54"I am Godzilla! You are Japan!"
0:21:54 > 0:21:56Get off, you fool!
0:21:56 > 0:22:00What will happen today is I will pit you against the power
0:22:00 > 0:22:03of the Silent Laboratory and some of my greatest experiments.
0:22:03 > 0:22:07However, if you make three of the bad, bad noises,
0:22:07 > 0:22:09you will fail. You will eat the failure sandwich
0:22:09 > 0:22:13and wash it down with a glass of silence. "Oh! He touched me!"
0:22:13 > 0:22:17Don't interact with the children! "Ha! I catch you in the playground!"
0:22:17 > 0:22:20- IMITATING HIM:- In the playground! - In the unlikely event
0:22:20 > 0:22:22you manage to keep it quiet... "Ha!"
0:22:22 > 0:22:25- ..you will graduate... - You will graduate!
0:22:25 > 0:22:28..and you will win all of Fraulein Gobstopper's amazing prizes
0:22:28 > 0:22:31and the elusive Golden Gobstopper. But this will not happen.
0:22:31 > 0:22:32According to the other teachers,
0:22:32 > 0:22:35you are noisier than a sheep on a waltzer.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38- Are you ready? Do you think you can win?- Yeah.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40- Probably. - The Professor is determined
0:22:40 > 0:22:44to keep the Golden Gobstopper out of their hands.
0:22:44 > 0:22:50- Do your worst, Professor! - We shall begin in drei, zwei,
0:22:50 > 0:22:54eins! THUNDER ROLLS
0:22:54 > 0:22:57HE CACKLES
0:22:57 > 0:23:00"I want to eat the children." No children-eating!
0:23:00 > 0:23:03Let us see. I think it should be you first.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06First up is Husain.
0:23:06 > 0:23:10It is the singing chicken. What's that? You're not feeling well?
0:23:10 > 0:23:15You think you're going to be sick? You can't be sick in the laboratory.
0:23:15 > 0:23:19- Oh!- Oh, dear. Husain's kept quiet,
0:23:19 > 0:23:22but the Professor's forced chuckles from Adam L.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Did it register on the Gobstop 3000, though?
0:23:24 > 0:23:26"How unfortunate(!)"
0:23:26 > 0:23:31OK, what do we have next? It is my animal pie.
0:23:31 > 0:23:36Oh, I make it with very special ingredients, like pigs' snot
0:23:36 > 0:23:40and panda doo-doo and weasel milk and pigeon juice.
0:23:40 > 0:23:44And Adam L is next.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47Perhaps you'd like to smell it close? No, no? You don't want to?
0:23:47 > 0:23:50- What about...?- Aw!
0:23:50 > 0:23:53Oh, I think that was a groan, there. Could that be a strike
0:23:53 > 0:23:56on the Gobstop 3000? Remember, three strikes and they're out.
0:23:56 > 0:24:01For you, my latest and greatest invention.
0:24:01 > 0:24:06- Now it's Adam N's turn. - The colour-playing flute.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09It makes lots of beautiful colours whenever I play it.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15Sorry, it's not working. Let's try again.
0:24:15 > 0:24:19There seems to be something stuck in the end.
0:24:19 > 0:24:24Total silence. Adam ignores the Silly String,
0:24:24 > 0:24:26but I don't think the Professor is finished with him yet.
0:24:26 > 0:24:30I know why you didn't hear it! We forgot to put your headphones on.
0:24:30 > 0:24:34- Pie-tastic!- Can you hear it now?
0:24:34 > 0:24:39- "I doubt you can hear much!" - No, he's a TRIFLE deaf!
0:24:39 > 0:24:43For you, I think, something very, very special.
0:24:43 > 0:24:44Just Caylum left.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47It is the silent shield.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50It would shield you from anything bad dropping on your head.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53Are you ready? Here we go. Drei, zwei,
0:24:53 > 0:24:56eins!
0:24:56 > 0:25:00Oh, I'm so sorry. I had it up the wrong way.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03I'm so sorry about that. We'll try again. Are you ready?
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Eins, zwei, drei!
0:25:06 > 0:25:09Oh, I'm so sorry.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11This isn't my silent shield after all.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14This is actually the gunging shield.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17Never mind. We have one over here. This is my clean machine.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19It will clean you all up. We go now!
0:25:19 > 0:25:25- Em.- Was that yet another outburst from Adam L?
0:25:26 > 0:25:28- It's the final 20 seconds. - More power!
0:25:28 > 0:25:31And the Professor is chucking everything at them.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34Can they keep quiet under his attack?
0:25:34 > 0:25:38Thank goodness. I think the machine is finally empty.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42That must be it.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45The Professor determined to break them.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48Your time is up.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51The final examination is over!
0:25:51 > 0:25:53- ALL:- Yes!
0:25:53 > 0:25:56How do you think you did in your final examination,
0:25:56 > 0:25:59- my little sniggering sheep? Do you think you passed?- Yeah.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01I'm guessing.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04If it was up to me and Helmut, you would... "Fail, fail, fail!"
0:26:04 > 0:26:07- Fail, fail, fail! - THE PROFESSOR GASPS
0:26:07 > 0:26:09"That's the one that wants to eat me."
0:26:09 > 0:26:12I think we should eat you. "You eat me, I eat you!"
0:26:12 > 0:26:14Get off, you fool!
0:26:14 > 0:26:17But it is not up to me. It is up to the beautiful Fraulein Gobstopper
0:26:17 > 0:26:21to see if you will graduate or if you will be expelled. Let's find out.
0:26:21 > 0:26:26- Fraulein Gobstopper.- The boys have failed two classes and passed one,
0:26:26 > 0:26:29so with a prize and the Golden Gobstopper at stake
0:26:29 > 0:26:32will they pass the final exam and graduate?
0:26:32 > 0:26:35Meine head teacher, how did the guinea pigs do?
0:26:35 > 0:26:40MISS GOBSTOP: Well, I didn't have to listen that hard.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42I heard noises. I heard gasps.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45But what did the Gobstop 3000 say?
0:26:45 > 0:26:49You...will...
0:26:53 > 0:26:55..be expelled!
0:26:55 > 0:26:57TEACHERS JEER
0:26:57 > 0:26:59High-fives!
0:26:59 > 0:27:02Disaster! Our boisterous boys from Cardiff
0:27:02 > 0:27:04have lost all their prizes and the Golden Gobstopper
0:27:04 > 0:27:08and been expelled. Dear me!
0:27:08 > 0:27:10So, just how did that happen?
0:27:10 > 0:27:14Well, the previously quiet Adam L couldn't keep his chuckles in
0:27:14 > 0:27:17- at the Professor's singing chicken. - Oh!
0:27:17 > 0:27:20- There was a groan when he was pied. - Aw!
0:27:20 > 0:27:22- And a "phwoa" during the gunging. - Phwoa!
0:27:22 > 0:27:26And with that meaning three strikes on the Gobstop 3000,
0:27:26 > 0:27:28they are expelled and go home empty-handed.
0:27:28 > 0:27:31Now it gives me great pleasure
0:27:31 > 0:27:34to throw you out of my school.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37Now get out now!
0:27:37 > 0:27:40Get away with you. Keep it moving. BOYS SHOUT
0:27:40 > 0:27:42On you go. Out of here!
0:27:42 > 0:27:45THEY SHOUT
0:27:51 > 0:27:54SHOUTING DROWNED BY THEME TUNE