0:00:04 > 0:00:06# Time is running out
0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Stories to be found
0:00:09 > 0:00:11# What's it all about?
0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Got to go and check around
0:00:13 > 0:00:17# If there's a rumour going round
0:00:17 > 0:00:18# Don't you forget it
0:00:18 > 0:00:22# Wherever something's going down
0:00:22 > 0:00:24# Got to get that scoop!
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Got to get that scoop!
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Got to get that scoop!
0:00:28 > 0:00:32# Got to get that S-C-O-O-P! #
0:00:34 > 0:00:36HE SNORES
0:00:46 > 0:00:47BEEPING
0:00:51 > 0:00:52BEEPING
0:00:52 > 0:00:55SIRENS WAIL
0:01:17 > 0:01:18Yuck!
0:01:18 > 0:01:21One sugar, please. And make it a big one.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Paper boy!
0:01:28 > 0:01:30FRANTIC MUSIC PLAYS
0:01:36 > 0:01:37GROWL!
0:01:47 > 0:01:49ARGH!
0:01:49 > 0:01:51THUMP, THUMP, THUMP!
0:01:53 > 0:01:54HE SIGHS
0:02:27 > 0:02:29HE GROWLS
0:02:30 > 0:02:34One day I will read my articles from a paper
0:02:34 > 0:02:37that is not like a wet dishcloth or confetti!
0:02:39 > 0:02:43I see you're logged on and still obsessed with Pilbury Bigfoot.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Let me know when you find him.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48That would make a front page story!
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Trust my trousers to fall down in front of the Queen.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55She saw the funny side.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58She pretended to be annoyed and have me thrown out,
0:02:58 > 0:03:03but he really wanted me to stay to tea. I could see it in her eyes.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06- Hacker, what are you doing?- Shush!
0:03:06 > 0:03:08SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
0:03:08 > 0:03:10- Incredible!- Woof!
0:03:12 > 0:03:14You know what you've found here?
0:03:14 > 0:03:19You have discovered absolute convincing proof...
0:03:19 > 0:03:20..that we own...
0:03:20 > 0:03:24..one large walking jacket and a mop.
0:03:24 > 0:03:25HE LAUGHS
0:03:25 > 0:03:28I'm sorry. But I admire your enthusiasm.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32You'll make a lovely reporter one day. Talking of which,
0:03:32 > 0:03:36Mr De Lacey should be phoning with another top story.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38No, he will.
0:03:39 > 0:03:40I know he will.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45I'll phone him to check he's phoning me.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54HE GRUNTS
0:03:55 > 0:03:56Max De Lacey.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59- Sir!- 'Ah, Digworth.'
0:03:59 > 0:04:03I'm expecting a call about you from Buckingham Palace.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Do you mean a knighthood?
0:04:05 > 0:04:09No. Hopefully imprisonment in the Tower of London! Ha ha ha!
0:04:09 > 0:04:1198. Come on, Simon.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Put your back into it!
0:04:13 > 0:04:18Any more mess-ups and you'll be jam-making for your career.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20As long as it's not raspberry.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Oh, listen, listen.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26Explorer Baz Allen plans an expedition to Pilbury Forest
0:04:26 > 0:04:28to research the blue-spotted newt.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32He wants the press to go and capture the scene. You up to it?
0:04:32 > 0:04:36My Cub Scout nature badge is still my proudest achievement.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Your only achievement!
0:04:38 > 0:04:42You'll live in the wilderness for two days, so go prepared.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Don't let this paper down.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Your future depends on it.
0:04:48 > 0:04:49Ha ha ha!
0:04:49 > 0:04:55Blue-spotted newt! If that gets the front pages, I'm a monkey's uncle!
0:04:55 > 0:04:56Whoa!
0:04:56 > 0:05:00The blue-spotted newt! That's a front page for definite.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03And living in the wilderness with Baz Allen!
0:05:03 > 0:05:05I'm going to pack now.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Fly cream. Mosquito cream.
0:05:12 > 0:05:16That's normal cream. Never mind. I'll have it on my strawberries!
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Come on, Hacker!
0:05:18 > 0:05:22Never mind your Pilbury Bigfoot. This is real nature.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24The blue-spotted newt!
0:05:45 > 0:05:49No, I'll tell you what, Hacker. Leave the sat nav.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53Let's do without modern technology for one day and use our brains.
0:05:53 > 0:05:57There's a real map.
0:05:59 > 0:06:00Hacker?
0:06:00 > 0:06:04- Woof!- Hacker, what are you doing?!
0:06:04 > 0:06:06HACKER WHIMPERS
0:06:06 > 0:06:08This map's actual size!
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Where are you? Hacker!
0:06:14 > 0:06:19No more messing about, all right? Get the sat nav on and set course pronto.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22The most direct route to Pilbury Forest...
0:06:22 > 0:06:25..via Kenny's Burgers, of course.
0:06:31 > 0:06:35I'm exploring the remote forests of Pilbury,
0:06:35 > 0:06:37in search of the elusive blue-spotted newt.
0:06:37 > 0:06:41It's only found in the wildest terrain,
0:06:41 > 0:06:43so we'll need our survival skills
0:06:43 > 0:06:47- and that means it's essential to wear the right gear.- BAZ!
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Top of the morning, mate!
0:06:49 > 0:06:52- Who are you?- Digby D Digworth, Pilbury Post,
0:06:52 > 0:06:56Cub Scout rambling badge and attendance at a three-day camp.
0:06:56 > 0:07:00And the runner-up in the stick-fetching contest,
0:07:00 > 0:07:03- Pilbury Dog Show, at your service. - What's this?
0:07:03 > 0:07:05A few provisions, mate.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Custard creams? Strawberries?
0:07:08 > 0:07:14This is a wilderness expedition, mate, not Sunday in a theme park!
0:07:14 > 0:07:18- Kalahari bush men aren't adverse to Digestives!- Get rid of it!
0:07:20 > 0:07:24Selena Sharp of the Gwiglington Gazette.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Digby Digworth. Quelle surprise!
0:07:27 > 0:07:30I thought the new boating pond in the park
0:07:30 > 0:07:32- would be more up your street.- Grr!
0:07:32 > 0:07:34I see you've brought your mascot.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37I thought this was an exclusive!
0:07:37 > 0:07:41I needed two reporters in case something happens to one of us.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44It takes two to carry a stretcher.
0:07:44 > 0:07:49- Stretcher?- Yeah. It's a jungle! Well, forest, but you get my drift.
0:07:49 > 0:07:50Woof woof!
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Mr Allen, my friend would like to know
0:07:53 > 0:07:57- if there's any truth in the local Bigfoot.- Rubbish!
0:07:57 > 0:08:00We're after the blue-spotted newt, my friends.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02We will shelter from wind and rain
0:08:02 > 0:08:06using only the leaves and branches from the forest.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10Now, let us leave behind the comforts of home
0:08:10 > 0:08:13and set off into the heart of darkness.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23SQUEAK!
0:08:29 > 0:08:35Right. Time to build shelters. Make sure they blend into the forest.
0:08:35 > 0:08:39The blue-spotted newt must not detect us.
0:09:01 > 0:09:02Ha ha ha!
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Are you insane, Digworth?
0:09:25 > 0:09:28You'll frighten off all wildlife for ten miles.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31I want a proper shelter there, in ten minutes.
0:09:31 > 0:09:36Yes. You heard the man, Hacker. Go and fetch some proper logs.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Grr.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Ah!
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Argh!
0:09:54 > 0:09:56BAZ GROANS
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Shall I put the kettle on?
0:10:05 > 0:10:08OK, you cunning little blighter.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Come out, come out, wherever you are.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Come on, Digby. Keep up.
0:10:12 > 0:10:17This is harder than I thought. Are you all right, Hacker?
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Hacker?
0:10:23 > 0:10:28- What are you doing? He told us not to stray from the path!- Huh!
0:10:28 > 0:10:31If we don't see this reptile before Selena
0:10:31 > 0:10:33- I'll pretend you're a newt.- Ugh!
0:10:33 > 0:10:37- Still obsessed with the Pilbury Bigfoot, are we?- Mm.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40The most important thing is the blue-spotted newt.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43HE BARKS
0:10:46 > 0:10:48- Forget the newt!- Ow!
0:10:48 > 0:10:49Bigfoot, here we come.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53- Follow me.- Huh?
0:10:58 > 0:11:01HACKER SNIFFS
0:11:07 > 0:11:09- ARGH!- ARGH!
0:11:10 > 0:11:11Bigfoot!
0:11:11 > 0:11:12CRASH!
0:11:12 > 0:11:15- Argh...- Baz, are you all right?
0:11:17 > 0:11:21- I think we've stumbled across something.- Nothing new there.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24- He was stumbling all day. - Well, could it be?
0:11:31 > 0:11:36It says here, 'Size 11, leather soles, canvas uppers'.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Oh, wait. There's more!
0:11:38 > 0:11:41'Baxter's Footwear'.
0:11:41 > 0:11:42Baxter's!
0:11:42 > 0:11:46That's amazing! Bigfoot is wearing the same shoes I am!
0:11:46 > 0:11:50Idiot! He IS you. You've been following your own footsteps!
0:11:50 > 0:11:53- Nincompoop!- Huh?
0:11:53 > 0:11:56We're after the blue-spotted newt.
0:11:56 > 0:12:00We're after the blue-spotted newt! HACKER BARKS
0:12:01 > 0:12:02Oh...
0:12:05 > 0:12:10Hacker, I reckon we've got as much chance of finding this newt
0:12:10 > 0:12:11as a needle in a haystack.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14What would you rather see on the front page?
0:12:14 > 0:12:18A massive Bigfoot, or a three-inch navy blue newt?
0:12:18 > 0:12:21< All right, team. Start setting your newt traps.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23He wants a trap, does he?
0:12:23 > 0:12:26I'll give him a trap!
0:12:34 > 0:12:37- Phew!- Thanks for your help, Hacker.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Cover the hole so Bigfoot doesn't suspect.
0:12:40 > 0:12:45Digby! That's a very big trap to catch a three-inch newt.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Yeah...
0:12:47 > 0:12:48No, no, no!
0:12:48 > 0:12:54Not at all. The newt will expect a small hole. They're very cunning.
0:12:54 > 0:12:58You wouldn't be trying to go after something bigger?
0:13:05 > 0:13:09Work faster! I think she suspects something.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11PHONE RINGS
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Hello.
0:13:13 > 0:13:17Tell me you've got an exclusive photo of the blue-spotted newt.
0:13:17 > 0:13:22- I've got an exclusive photo of the blue-spotted newt.- Excellent!
0:13:22 > 0:13:25- Front page of the nature section. - Sir, it's not true.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Why did you say it?
0:13:27 > 0:13:29- Because you told me to.- Idiot!
0:13:29 > 0:13:35Oh, no, but I'm glad you rang because I think we've caught it now.
0:13:35 > 0:13:36Listen to this.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39(Make some noises like a newt.)
0:13:39 > 0:13:42- Huh?- Make some newt noises!
0:13:42 > 0:13:45HE GARGLES
0:13:46 > 0:13:51Did you hear that? The croaks of the legendary blue-spotted newt.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53HE PURRS
0:13:53 > 0:13:57- Remarkable! What other noises can he make?- ARGH!
0:13:57 > 0:13:59- CRASH! - Wow!
0:13:59 > 0:14:02That newt has certainly got some vocal chords!
0:14:02 > 0:14:06- I'll clear the front page of the nature section!- Thanks.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08You won't regret it.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10HE CHUCKLES
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Go, Simon, go!
0:14:12 > 0:14:16Excellent! Lunchtime. I am starving.
0:14:16 > 0:14:21What's this? Cold chicken? Ham? Strawberries?
0:14:21 > 0:14:27I told you to get rid of this. We're living wild, idiot. Off the land!
0:14:27 > 0:14:28There.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31That's your dinner. Beech leaves.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36See, that's how you do it.
0:14:36 > 0:14:40Excellent, Digby. You caught some beech leaves.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Much more difficult than fishing, I find.
0:14:43 > 0:14:48No... But...in fact, I can fish as well.
0:14:48 > 0:14:52This is one I caught earlier. Pretty big chap, too.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Put up a bit of a struggle, I can tell you.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Show me it!
0:14:59 > 0:15:04- It's frozen!- I'm not surprised. It's chilly in that river.
0:15:04 > 0:15:05Shh! Listen.
0:15:05 > 0:15:09The blue-spotted newt. I sense his vibrations.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12GLUGGING That's my stomach rumbling.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15- Shush!- We need to get out there.
0:15:15 > 0:15:19I'll come. I can get a shot from 400 metres with this.
0:15:19 > 0:15:25Well, I've got a range of 4 feet with this. And it's got a built-in flash!
0:15:25 > 0:15:27HE MURMURS
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Selena, you keep watch.
0:15:30 > 0:15:35- You...come with me.- Coming, Baz! - Good luck, Digby.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Remember, put the camera to your eye and push the button.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Yeah, thanks, Selena(!)
0:15:40 > 0:15:43- Which button?- Oh!
0:15:43 > 0:15:44< Digby!
0:15:48 > 0:15:50What are you looking at?
0:15:50 > 0:15:52- Grr!- Grr!- Oh!
0:16:02 > 0:16:07Right. Let's see who'll get a picture of something a bit bigger
0:16:07 > 0:16:10than a stupid blue newt, shall we?
0:16:10 > 0:16:13SHE CACKLES EVILLY
0:16:14 > 0:16:18He's close. We need to lure him.
0:16:18 > 0:16:22- Do you know the call of the newt? - Who recorded that? Yes, Girls Aloud.
0:16:22 > 0:16:26The cry of the blue-spotted newt, you fool! Listen.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28HE SQUAWKS
0:16:29 > 0:16:32Use it, and he will come.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Spread out!
0:16:36 > 0:16:37Good luck.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41HE SNIFFS
0:16:41 > 0:16:42He's barmy.
0:16:42 > 0:16:47Never mind the newt. The call of Bigfoot will get us the front page.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49RARGH!
0:16:49 > 0:16:53Come on, you big hairy monster! Come to Digby!
0:16:53 > 0:16:55RARGH!
0:16:55 > 0:16:56SQUAWK!
0:16:56 > 0:16:57What was that?
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Did you hear that? SQUAWK!
0:17:00 > 0:17:02It's the newt!
0:17:02 > 0:17:04It's coming from over there.
0:17:04 > 0:17:10You wait here, Hacker. A shot of the newt is better than nothing.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13GROWLING
0:17:13 > 0:17:16HE SNIFFS
0:17:16 > 0:17:17Huh?
0:17:17 > 0:17:20Baby!
0:17:20 > 0:17:22SQUAWK!
0:17:22 > 0:17:24It's coming from behind this bush.
0:17:24 > 0:17:25SQUAWK!
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Steady now, Digby.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Don't make a sound.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32I spy a scoop!
0:17:33 > 0:17:35I've got the newt! I've got the newt!
0:17:35 > 0:17:37Argh!
0:17:37 > 0:17:40Baz! You do that newt call awfully well.
0:17:40 > 0:17:45- Have you ever thought of entering Britain's Got Talent?- Grrr!
0:17:45 > 0:17:49That didn't sound like a newt. You have to hit the upper notes.
0:17:49 > 0:17:50ARGH!
0:17:50 > 0:17:52That's more like it.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55ARGH!
0:17:59 > 0:18:01What a day!
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Well, goodnight everybody.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05HE GROANS
0:18:07 > 0:18:08What did he say?
0:18:08 > 0:18:12Digby, after you've jumped on somebody's head
0:18:12 > 0:18:15they're not likely to be chatty!
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Sleep well, Baz.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Good night, Hacker.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25SNORING
0:18:27 > 0:18:30GROWLING
0:18:36 > 0:18:38- GROWLS:- Baby!
0:18:40 > 0:18:42THE TENT UNZIPS
0:18:42 > 0:18:44GROWLING
0:18:45 > 0:18:49Now stop messing about. Come on, stop it. Stop it.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52GROWLING
0:18:53 > 0:18:55You're getting a cold, Hacker.
0:18:55 > 0:18:59Have to get you some medicine. GROWLING
0:18:59 > 0:19:04I'm really hungry. Get us a sausage roll out of my bag, will you?
0:19:04 > 0:19:06I'm sure I left one in there.
0:19:06 > 0:19:07ZIPPING
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Thanks, Hacker.
0:19:11 > 0:19:16You know what? I think the old life in the forest suits you.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19You're becoming quite muscular. Good night, Hacker.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21GROWLING
0:19:21 > 0:19:23BABY!
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Argh!
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Morning, Hacker.
0:19:37 > 0:19:38Hacker!
0:19:41 > 0:19:42He's gone!
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Hacker!
0:19:44 > 0:19:45Hack...!
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Hacker!
0:19:49 > 0:19:52Hacker!
0:19:52 > 0:19:53Hacker!
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Oh, where is he? Hacker!
0:19:57 > 0:20:00CAMERA BEEPS
0:20:01 > 0:20:02(Selena!)
0:20:02 > 0:20:07(Faking a photo of Bigfoot! How low can you go?)
0:20:07 > 0:20:09I wish I'd thought of that.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Steady, Digby. Get a shot of her.
0:20:16 > 0:20:21- What are you doing, Digworth? - I... I... I've newted the spot.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Er, blue the newt...
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Spied the newt. Yeah.
0:20:30 > 0:20:31GROWLING AND WHIMPERING
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Baby!
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Well, well, well!
0:20:35 > 0:20:38At least you've found Hacker.
0:20:38 > 0:20:39HACKER WHIMPERS
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Do you know what, Selena?
0:20:41 > 0:20:44I never thought a member of our noble profession
0:20:44 > 0:20:49would stoop so low as to actually fake a photo!
0:20:49 > 0:20:50HE SNIFFS
0:20:50 > 0:20:54How long have we known each other? Years.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56HE SOBS
0:20:56 > 0:21:00I mean, we were at journalist school together.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02I always used to look up to you.
0:21:02 > 0:21:06Especially when I was sitting down.
0:21:06 > 0:21:11You've let me down and you've let yourself down.
0:21:11 > 0:21:16And you've let Baz down. Have to tell Baz cos you've let him down too.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Hang on, if she's over there...
0:21:22 > 0:21:23..then, um...
0:21:25 > 0:21:27ARGH!
0:21:31 > 0:21:34GROANING
0:21:36 > 0:21:40Urgh... Bigfoot.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43Argh! It's a big hairy monster!
0:21:43 > 0:21:44Oh, Selena, it's you.
0:21:44 > 0:21:49- Oh!- You're not still on about that Bigfoot nonsense, are you?
0:21:49 > 0:21:53- Did you take a picture? - Not exactly. I fainted.
0:21:53 > 0:21:57Oh, really! What, a hardened reporter like you?
0:21:57 > 0:22:03- Never mind. Looks like I've got the picture of the century.- Huh?
0:22:03 > 0:22:05CAMERA BEEPS
0:22:05 > 0:22:08Oh, no(!) It looks like I've accidentally deleted it.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10You'll have to get another shot.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Huh!
0:22:15 > 0:22:19It's time we got some advice. Every top reporter needs a source.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Ah!
0:22:21 > 0:22:25No, Hacker. A source of information.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30- Sid The Source.- Woof!
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Sid! Sid!
0:22:38 > 0:22:41He must be around here somewhere.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44- Watch where you put your hands! - Who said that?
0:22:44 > 0:22:47Keep your voice down. You'll wake the woodworm.
0:22:47 > 0:22:52- Don't want them wriggling about. - Sid, amazing! How do you do that?
0:22:52 > 0:22:55It's hard. I've got a woodpecker in the upper branches.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57I can't hear myself think!
0:22:57 > 0:22:59- TAPPING - There he goes again.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02- How do you get close to Bigfoot? - I don't know.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06Flowers, chocolate!
0:23:06 > 0:23:08- I'm serious.- So am I.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Nothing more powerful than love.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12DRIBBLING
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Don't even think about it!
0:23:14 > 0:23:15Come away, Hacker.
0:23:15 > 0:23:19You're suggesting I woo a big hairy monster.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21All you've gotta do is...
0:23:21 > 0:23:23Hacker, doggy bank.
0:23:23 > 0:23:24Huh?
0:23:24 > 0:23:26HE WHINES
0:23:29 > 0:23:31Dress up as a nice lady Bigfoot
0:23:31 > 0:23:34and he'll eat out the palm of your hand.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Where can I get a costume from?
0:23:36 > 0:23:41It so happens I've got one and it's going very cheap...
0:23:44 > 0:23:45Woof!
0:23:47 > 0:23:51Wow! Sid, how does a female Bigfoot differ from a male?
0:23:51 > 0:23:56- Are her markings more subtle? Is she less athletic?- No, not really.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59She's got long eyelashes and a skirt.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Let me know if you see Baz, Hacker.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07- This'll take some explaining.- Mm.
0:24:09 > 0:24:10How do I look?
0:24:10 > 0:24:13HE WINCES Here we go.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15HE WOLF WHISTLES
0:24:17 > 0:24:18There he is!
0:24:23 > 0:24:25EXCITED GROWLING
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Baby!
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Oh, Hacker, he likes you!
0:24:30 > 0:24:34He probably thinks you're a Littlefoot!
0:24:34 > 0:24:37Hold it there while I get a shot.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40HACKER SQUEALS
0:24:40 > 0:24:42BIGFOOT WOLF WHISTLES
0:24:42 > 0:24:47Hold on, you. Steady. Marriage isn't something to rush into, you know.
0:24:47 > 0:24:52Let's take things one step at a time. Argh!
0:24:52 > 0:24:54HE LAUGHS
0:24:54 > 0:24:58Just get this shot and it's the front page for me.
0:25:05 > 0:25:06Argh!
0:25:11 > 0:25:15I think I've shaken him off. Got to get my camera...
0:25:15 > 0:25:16GROWLING
0:25:16 > 0:25:18Is that the real Bigfoot or Selena?
0:25:18 > 0:25:22It's Selena, the scheming cheat. She's got my camera.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24She'll delete all my photos!
0:25:24 > 0:25:28The legendary blue-spotted newt!
0:25:28 > 0:25:30After all these years.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34Keep away from it, you hairy beast!
0:25:34 > 0:25:37Baz, you don't understand! It's her in a costume.
0:25:37 > 0:25:42What are you blathering about? Tie it up. It might hurt the newt.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45I'll prove it to you. I'll rip the head off.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Tough stitching!
0:25:49 > 0:25:51BIGFOOT ROARS
0:25:51 > 0:25:53Selena, you should see a dentist.
0:25:53 > 0:25:54ROAR!
0:25:54 > 0:25:56HE SCREAMS
0:25:58 > 0:26:01- Hacker!- Woof!
0:26:02 > 0:26:04It's the real Bigfoot!
0:26:04 > 0:26:05Hold still, I can't get him!
0:26:05 > 0:26:09- Grr!- Hacker, do something!- Huh?
0:26:10 > 0:26:14Here it is. My life's dream!
0:26:14 > 0:26:19The last remaining blue-spotted newt on the planet!
0:26:19 > 0:26:20Argh!
0:26:20 > 0:26:21SQUELCH!
0:26:22 > 0:26:24NO!
0:26:33 > 0:26:37Ladies and gentlemen, after years of searching,
0:26:37 > 0:26:43I present to you the legendary blue-spotted newt.
0:26:43 > 0:26:48Oh, dear! Everything seems to have gone a little flat.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50D'you know what, though?
0:26:50 > 0:26:54I reckon one day we'll all look back on this and laugh!
0:26:54 > 0:26:56HE LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY
0:26:56 > 0:26:58THEY SCREAM
0:26:59 > 0:27:01CAMERA CLICKS
0:27:05 > 0:27:07Ah, hot off the press, Simon.
0:27:07 > 0:27:11Another award-winning front page, no doubt.
0:27:18 > 0:27:23DIGBY DIGWORTH!
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