0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Time is running out
0:00:07 > 0:00:09# Stories to be found
0:00:09 > 0:00:11# What's it all about?
0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Got to go and check around
0:00:14 > 0:00:18# If there's a rumour going round
0:00:18 > 0:00:19# Don't you forget it
0:00:19 > 0:00:22# Whenever something's going down
0:00:22 > 0:00:24# Got to get that scoop
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Got to get that scoop
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Got to get that scoop
0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Got to get that S-C-O-O-P! #
0:00:34 > 0:00:36HE SNORES, BIRDS TWITTER
0:00:39 > 0:00:41SQUELCH
0:00:46 > 0:00:47ALARM BEEPS
0:00:51 > 0:00:52HE SNORES, ALARM BEEPS
0:01:14 > 0:01:15MUSIC BOX PLAYS
0:01:15 > 0:01:19- TEDDY:- Ah, time to wake up, sleepy head.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Oi! Clutterbutts, get your big bottom outta bed
0:01:25 > 0:01:28or I'll put worms in your Y-fronts!
0:01:28 > 0:01:30BEEPING
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Paperboy!
0:01:51 > 0:01:53TOY MOUSE SQUEAKS
0:01:53 > 0:01:54HE ROARS
0:01:54 > 0:01:56THUMPING AND CRASHING
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Ha-ha!
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Mwah.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32Argh!
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Yes, Planet Paolo is proud to present
0:02:40 > 0:02:43the jumping Jupiter jalapeno pepperoni pizza.
0:02:43 > 0:02:47'Another star from our intergalactic menu,
0:02:47 > 0:02:50'because we're simply out of this world!
0:02:50 > 0:02:52'And don't forget,
0:02:52 > 0:02:57'all our pizzas are served with rocket dressing.
0:02:57 > 0:02:58'Mmm!
0:02:58 > 0:03:02'# Nothing beats a Paolo Pizza
0:03:02 > 0:03:04'# You can eat them hot or cold... #'
0:03:04 > 0:03:05I've got the paper, Hacker.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08My report on the Pilbury raft race should be in it today.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11They leant us that special unsinkable raft,
0:03:11 > 0:03:15the only one of its kind. And it sank.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17"Raft race reporter's ridicule."
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Don't look at me like that. It must have been faulty.
0:03:20 > 0:03:21Now, what's for breakfast?
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Have we got any pizza left?
0:03:23 > 0:03:27Today is the last day of Planet Paolo's photo competition.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31If you want to win a year's supply of pizza, just send me
0:03:31 > 0:03:37a space-age photo of anything that is simply out of this world!
0:03:37 > 0:03:43'Yes, that's right, a year's supply of any one of my fantastic pizzas,
0:03:43 > 0:03:48'maybe the Venusian, or the spicy solar hot one.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51'Or, for you fungi fiends, there's the Mercurian margarita.'
0:03:51 > 0:03:56- IN SLOW, ROBOTIC VOICE: - Oh, pizza. Yum!
0:04:01 > 0:04:07Yeah! Pizza, yum.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Yes, Planet Paolo, the place for pizza.
0:04:16 > 0:04:17CAMERA CLICKS
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Do you know what, Hacker, I don't think there's
0:04:19 > 0:04:23anyone in Pilbury that hasn't entered this photo competition.
0:04:23 > 0:04:24Except you, of course.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26- MOON LANDING FOOTAGE: - 'The Eagle has landed.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30'Roger, we copy you on the ground.'
0:04:30 > 0:04:33I stand corrected.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37All right then, go on then, bark "cheese".
0:04:39 > 0:04:41You're wasting your time, you know.
0:04:41 > 0:04:42I've got something here
0:04:42 > 0:04:45that will guarantee me winning the competition.
0:04:45 > 0:04:49Get your paws off. I'm expecting a phone call from Max at any moment.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51He's due to call any minute now.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53He said he would.
0:04:53 > 0:04:54I'm sure he will.
0:04:54 > 0:04:55CLOCK TICKS
0:04:55 > 0:04:57I'll tell you what, I'll call him
0:04:57 > 0:04:59just to check he's going to call me.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10PHONE RINGS
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Max De Lacey, editor of The Pilbury Post
0:05:12 > 0:05:17and winner of Planet Paolo's Out Of This World competition...
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Boss! You're entering the competition too?
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Yeah, why not? I'm telling you, Digby, to make it really big
0:05:22 > 0:05:27you shouldn't be afraid to get your hands dirty. Hang on.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29What is it now, Simon?
0:05:29 > 0:05:31I think I'm allergic, sir.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35Oh, ah, lergic.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Allergic. Lergic.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Good name. From the planet Lerge.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42MAX CHUCKLES
0:05:42 > 0:05:45I won't be needing you to cover any stories today, Digby.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49'I'm devoting today's edition entirely to Planet Paolo's.'
0:05:49 > 0:05:52That should help decide who wins this competition.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Oh!
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Now, say "cheese".
0:05:57 > 0:05:59HE TAKES PICTURE
0:06:00 > 0:06:04OK, Hacker, stop acting like a roast chicken and get unwrapped.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06We are going to take a prize-winning photo,
0:06:06 > 0:06:08and you are going to need this.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12Don't worry. It's guaranteed. I got it off the internet.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Oh!
0:06:17 > 0:06:18HACKER WHIMPERS
0:06:18 > 0:06:22Look, I keep telling you, Hacker, there's nothing to worry about.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25I don't think so, anyway.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Oh, you've noticed that, have you? That's going to be you!
0:06:28 > 0:06:30It's really safe, look.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33It says "Not tested on humans" so it's got to be safe for dogs.
0:06:33 > 0:06:34It's really simple, look.
0:06:34 > 0:06:40All I do is I add the solid fuel pellet to the water there.
0:06:40 > 0:06:45Then I secure the digital ignition release mechanism.
0:06:45 > 0:06:50- And then I take a photo as you zoom across the sky!- Uhhh...
0:06:57 > 0:06:58Oh!
0:07:01 > 0:07:05If you won't do it for me, do it for the pizzas.
0:07:05 > 0:07:06This prize could be ours.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08HACKER GRUMBLES
0:07:08 > 0:07:09Well, done, Hacker.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11You're gonna be the first dog in space!
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Not the first dog in space, actually,
0:07:13 > 0:07:15the first one to come back. Probably.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29- All right Mr Dungworth?- Digworth!
0:07:29 > 0:07:34- Can I have my flying saucer back? - This is for your competition photo?
0:07:34 > 0:07:38It's very good, Carl. A little bit on the small side.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00HACKER BARKS ANXIOUSLY
0:08:00 > 0:08:07It's all right. Calm down, Hacker. Calm down.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18HACKER GROWLS
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Carl Pringle!
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Oh, sorry, Mr Dungworth(!)
0:08:24 > 0:08:26DIG-worth!
0:08:31 > 0:08:34I'll take that, shall I?
0:08:34 > 0:08:37A paddling pool flying saucer!
0:08:37 > 0:08:41I don't think so, Carl, eh?
0:08:41 > 0:08:42HACKER HUMS INNOCENTLY
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Sorry about that, Hacker.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Well, this is it.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50The point...of no return.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Five!
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Four!
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Three!
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Two!
0:09:05 > 0:09:06Hang on.
0:09:10 > 0:09:11Five, four, three, two...
0:09:11 > 0:09:14One!
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Zero!
0:09:18 > 0:09:20HACKER SIGHS
0:09:22 > 0:09:24I don't know what happened there.
0:09:24 > 0:09:25Hold on to me camera a mo.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32Maybe the fuel pellet hadn't dissolved properly.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37I can see what it is, look. The string had broken!
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Woo-hoo-hoo!
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Whoa! Yes! We have lift-off!
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Camera. Hacker, give me my camera.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47All right, you take the picture.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51Just don't panic! Don't panic!
0:09:51 > 0:09:53I hope he's all right.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Woo-hoo-hoo!
0:09:56 > 0:09:57Wow!
0:09:59 > 0:10:01BUTTONS BEEP
0:10:05 > 0:10:09Splashdown. He's going to need something to splash down in.
0:10:17 > 0:10:18It's all right, Hacker.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20I've got you!
0:10:20 > 0:10:22I've got you!
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Hacker.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Hacker, are you all right?
0:10:29 > 0:10:31- HACKER WHIMPERS - Thank goodness.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35Now, where's the camera? Did you get the shot?
0:10:41 > 0:10:45A year's supply of pizza for the most out-of-this-world photo.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48And what's our picture?
0:10:48 > 0:10:50- A compost heap!- Ow!
0:10:52 > 0:10:56Whoah! Whoah-oah!
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Whoah-oah!
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Did you hear something, Hacker?
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Whoah! Whoah!
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Whoah! Whoah!
0:11:28 > 0:11:33Very good, Carl. Is that your latest effort, an out of this world alien?
0:11:33 > 0:11:34Pizza!
0:11:34 > 0:11:36You're never going to win with this costume.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39I can see where the head's stitched on there. And the sleeves!
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Look at the state of that! Oi, Carl.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Grab the other sleeve and give him a tug.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Carl? It's you!
0:11:47 > 0:11:50That's not you. You're you!
0:11:50 > 0:11:53- Mr Dungworth?- Digworth.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56- Then who are you?- Pizza!
0:11:56 > 0:11:59It's a real alien! A pizza-loving alien!
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Hacker, where's the camera?
0:12:01 > 0:12:05This could be the biggest story The Pilbury Post has ever had!
0:12:05 > 0:12:07A year's supply of pizza, more like.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09I've got to get my mobile.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Let's get him out of here before Carl comes back.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17This is our scoop. Come on.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19- Pizza!- Yes, lots of lovely pizza.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Where's that alien?
0:12:29 > 0:12:30No!
0:12:40 > 0:12:43'Iglick! Iglick! Iglick!'
0:12:50 > 0:12:52We've lost him.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55Nothing can stop us now!
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Whoah!
0:12:58 > 0:13:00SPLASHING
0:13:03 > 0:13:05We can't go down there.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07It's much too dangerous.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11The biggest story in the history of Pilbury, gone...
0:13:11 > 0:13:14down the drain. Where did you get that from?
0:13:14 > 0:13:15HACKER GRUMBLES
0:13:29 > 0:13:30I've got it!
0:13:33 > 0:13:35- ECHOING BELOW:- Pizza!
0:13:35 > 0:13:40Yes, yes, it's just struck me.
0:13:40 > 0:13:41You're a dog.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Yes, we know you're a dog,
0:13:44 > 0:13:48but you can use your amazing hearing to track him.
0:13:48 > 0:13:49Oh.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58HACKER MUTTERS
0:13:59 > 0:14:01This way?
0:14:01 > 0:14:02Are you sure?
0:14:02 > 0:14:05- BUBBLING - I can hear him surfacing.
0:14:07 > 0:14:11I'm sorry, I thought you were a creature from outer space.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14I can explain.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17No, listen...listen to me.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19THUMP
0:14:34 > 0:14:35Blaagh!
0:14:36 > 0:14:37Pizza!
0:14:39 > 0:14:43Pizza? Of course! Now I know where he's heading.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53'Iglick! Iglick! Iglick!'
0:15:01 > 0:15:04- RADIO:- 'And don't forget there's only a couple of hours left
0:15:04 > 0:15:06'to get your out-of-this-world pictures
0:15:06 > 0:15:08'to Paolo's Planet Pizza Parlour.'
0:15:08 > 0:15:12Oh...pizza!
0:15:16 > 0:15:19Yum.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25With this bait and your powers of hearing, Hacker,
0:15:25 > 0:15:27we'll have a picture of that alien in no time.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29- TRACKING DEVICE:- 'Pizza.'
0:15:29 > 0:15:32What is it?
0:15:32 > 0:15:33By the tent?
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Come to Digby.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Come to Digby. Gotcha!
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Oh, no, I can explain. Ugh!
0:15:45 > 0:15:48Ahhh! Hacker! Hacker!
0:15:58 > 0:16:02Anything, Hacker? A real-life alien and we've lost him.
0:16:02 > 0:16:06Who's going to believe us without a photo? We've got to get him back.
0:16:06 > 0:16:10And it's times like these that every top reporter needs a source!
0:16:10 > 0:16:14No, Hacker, not pizza sauce, source of information.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Sid the Source!
0:16:18 > 0:16:20HE DIALS PHONE
0:16:25 > 0:16:29Sid, what do you know about weird and strange forms of life?
0:16:29 > 0:16:32Oh, don't be so hard on yourself, Digby.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35Not me. Little green men. What do you know about them?
0:16:35 > 0:16:38If they're not blinking, it's safe to cross the road.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41This is serious, Sid. We found a real-life pizza-loving alien.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44Positive proof of extraterrestrial beings.
0:16:44 > 0:16:48- Oh, congratulations. What's your problem?- We lost him.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Oh, that's a bit careless, isn't it?
0:16:50 > 0:16:53Well, you know the drill.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Doggy bank, Hacker.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58Although the answer's so simple I hardly like to take your money.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00But I'll force myself.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02HE RATTLES PIGGY-BANK
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Well, the thing is, you gotta...
0:17:04 > 0:17:09PNEUMATIC DRILL DROWNS OUT SPEECH
0:17:09 > 0:17:11..and that's all there is to it.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Would you mind repeating that, please, Sid.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17What I said was, that the...
0:17:17 > 0:17:20PNEUMATIC DRILL DROWNS OUT SPEECH
0:17:22 > 0:17:28- ..and that's all there is to it, got it?- Only up until "Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr"!
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Would you mind turning the drill off, for a moment?
0:17:30 > 0:17:35Ah, sorry. Holes don't dig themselves, you know?
0:17:35 > 0:17:38Time is money, if you know what I mean.
0:17:40 > 0:17:45Well, a pizza-loving alien.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Where do you think you'd go?
0:17:47 > 0:17:50- RADIO:- '# Nothing beats a Paolo's Pizza... #'
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Paolo's Pizza, it's out of this world!
0:17:59 > 0:18:02# Nothing beats a Paolo's Pizza
0:18:02 > 0:18:05# You can have them hot or cold
0:18:05 > 0:18:07# Space-aged pizza
0:18:07 > 0:18:09# They're out of this world! #
0:18:09 > 0:18:15Ah, my little pizza bambinos, soon you will have a new home
0:18:15 > 0:18:19with the winner of my competition, but their photograph
0:18:19 > 0:18:23will have to be really out of this world to deserve all of you!
0:18:25 > 0:18:27CLICKING AND CRASHING
0:18:31 > 0:18:34Pizza, yum!
0:18:36 > 0:18:40Sid was right, where else would a pizza-loving alien go?
0:18:40 > 0:18:44But it looks like someone has got here before us.
0:18:44 > 0:18:45All right, Mr Dungworth?
0:18:45 > 0:18:48- Digworth.- Alien bait. You might as well give up,
0:18:48 > 0:18:51I'm just about to take the winning photo.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53This is a huge news story, Carl.
0:18:53 > 0:18:54You have to see the big picture.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Good idea, I'll get enlargements made.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58No, this is history in the making.
0:18:58 > 0:19:02I know, I'm going to win a year's supply of pizza!
0:19:06 > 0:19:08At times like this, Hacker,
0:19:08 > 0:19:11do you know what every top reporter's sidekick needs?
0:19:13 > 0:19:14No, this.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16HACKER SQUEALS AND TREMBLES
0:19:20 > 0:19:23ENGINES ROAR
0:19:30 > 0:19:33Oh, another alien!
0:19:33 > 0:19:37Half vegetable, half dog. I've got to get a shot of that.
0:19:43 > 0:19:44LADLES CLATTER
0:19:50 > 0:19:53< Pizza, yum.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58< Pizza, yum.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Pizza, yum.
0:20:03 > 0:20:04ALIEN BURPS
0:20:04 > 0:20:08The first alien to visit the Earth and I've got his picture!
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Do you know what people will say?
0:20:10 > 0:20:13- ALIEN GOBBLES FOOD NOISILY - Shhh!
0:20:18 > 0:20:19PHONE RINGS
0:20:19 > 0:20:21What's keeping him?
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Max!
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Oh, Digby, what are you whispering for?
0:20:27 > 0:20:31Ah, caught you. You are here to pincha my pizza!
0:20:31 > 0:20:32Digby,
0:20:32 > 0:20:36- 'are you listening to me?' - No, I'm not.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Digby, what's got into you?
0:20:38 > 0:20:41- Yummm!- And who is this?
0:20:41 > 0:20:42An alien.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45An alien's got into you?
0:20:45 > 0:20:47It is a man in a ridiculous costume.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49'Yeah, yeah, whatever.'
0:20:49 > 0:20:52The thing is, my competition photo...
0:20:52 > 0:20:54'I think Paolo may need a little persuading.'
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Please don't hurt him.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59I didn't plan to. I want you to interview him, be nice to him.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01- 'You're a thief!' - Who is that shouting?
0:21:01 > 0:21:04You realise you cannot win the prize,
0:21:04 > 0:21:06so instead you come here to pinch my pizzas.
0:21:06 > 0:21:07Pass him over.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11'Now, look here, you,'
0:21:11 > 0:21:13I'm trying to have a conversation.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15So can you just put a sock in it for a minute?
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Do you know to who you are talking?
0:21:17 > 0:21:21I am Paolo of Planet Paolo Pizza Parlour.
0:21:21 > 0:21:25- Oh, do you know who I am?- 'No.'- Good.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30Yummm!
0:21:30 > 0:21:32You, and you are not coming out
0:21:32 > 0:21:34- of here until you pay for all these pizzas.- Yummm!
0:21:34 > 0:21:36And you...
0:21:36 > 0:21:39You are disqualified from the competition.
0:21:41 > 0:21:46- BLENDER WHIRRS - No! My camera. My photo!
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Whoa, a vegetable alien.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52I bet you're from Alpha Centauri.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55Do you speak English?
0:21:55 > 0:21:57HACKER WHINES
0:21:57 > 0:21:59May I take your picture?
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Oh, let me just turn you a bit.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Oh, you're not from another planet.
0:22:07 > 0:22:12You're from next door. I'm going back to find the real alien.
0:22:17 > 0:22:22Oh, Hacker, the biggest story of my life, gone.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25It doesn't get any worse than this.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28VOICE FROM SPACESHIP: Earthlings, you have captured one of our race.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31You have ten minutes to return your captive
0:22:31 > 0:22:33or say goodbye to the Earth.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Wrong again.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Hacker,
0:22:37 > 0:22:40this is a moment of destiny.
0:22:40 > 0:22:45The whole future of the human race, every one, every thing,
0:22:45 > 0:22:47rests on our shoulders.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50This is our time.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52And do you know how that makes me feel?
0:22:54 > 0:22:57Frightened! Ah!
0:22:57 > 0:22:59HE CRIES
0:23:00 > 0:23:04Ah, I need more staff! >
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Mama mia!
0:23:10 > 0:23:11Oh!
0:23:14 > 0:23:18- IN ITALIAN ACCENT:- I don't-a suppose you're looking for any new chefs-a?
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Yes! Oh, thank the lucky stars.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22All my prize pizzas have been eaten.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24I have to make fresh.
0:23:24 > 0:23:28- Are you familiar with pizzas?- Very.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31Have you been making pizzas a long time?
0:23:31 > 0:23:35Oh, as long as I've been wearing this chef's hat.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38Perfecto! You can make the bases.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40No ploblemas. Where's the packeto?
0:23:40 > 0:23:43Packets? No packets, my friend.
0:23:43 > 0:23:48All fresh dough. All you have to do is spin it on your finger.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Yes, of cours-a!
0:23:53 > 0:23:56Earth, you only have three minutes left.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03SQUELCH, CLATTERING
0:24:04 > 0:24:08You idiot. What do you think you're doing?
0:24:08 > 0:24:14Sorry, escuse, it was not-a me-a, it was him-a.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16What is that? What is that?
0:24:16 > 0:24:19It is a rat in a hat!
0:24:19 > 0:24:21I'll splat that rat.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Carl Pringle!
0:24:29 > 0:24:31HACKER WHIMPERS
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Ah!
0:24:40 > 0:24:45You no come in my kitchen! I'll get you. Come here!
0:24:45 > 0:24:48I'll show you! You don't go near my pizza!
0:24:48 > 0:24:51- Mr Dungworth.- Digworth.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Look, never mind the photo,
0:24:53 > 0:24:56we've got to get him out of here or his people will destroy the planet.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59- VOICE FROM SPACESHIP: - Earthlings, 30 seconds.
0:24:59 > 0:25:00Oh...
0:25:00 > 0:25:02You!
0:25:02 > 0:25:04No, no, you don't understand.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07He's a real alien, we've got to get him out.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09Oh, yes? Oh, yes, or what?
0:25:09 > 0:25:14- 10, 9, 8, 7...- A flying saucer will bombard us with lasers?
0:25:14 > 0:25:17- 6, 5, 4...- I think you'll have to do better than that.
0:25:17 > 0:25:203, 2, 1...
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Zero.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Time's up, Earthlings.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31Ah! It's no good, we can't get him through the door.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34It's all those pizzas, you've put on too much weight.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36All right, you only put on a little bit of weight.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38THUMPING
0:25:38 > 0:25:39We're doomed.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41HE BURPS
0:25:41 > 0:25:42Say that again?
0:25:42 > 0:25:45We're doomed!
0:25:45 > 0:25:47No, the other bit.
0:25:47 > 0:25:48HE BURPS
0:25:48 > 0:25:49That's it, Paolo.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Pass me that bottle of lemonade.
0:25:51 > 0:25:52THUMPING
0:25:57 > 0:25:58Yum!
0:25:58 > 0:26:01Urrh! Come on, Carl!
0:26:01 > 0:26:03BUBBLING
0:26:07 > 0:26:09Stand back, everyone!
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Whoah-oah-oah!
0:26:15 > 0:26:16ALL: Ahhh!
0:26:16 > 0:26:18HACKER COUGHS
0:26:26 > 0:26:30Thank you, Earthlings. Thank you, Digby Dungworth.
0:26:30 > 0:26:34Digworth! If only I had my camera,
0:26:34 > 0:26:36the scoop of the century at my fingertips.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Your phone!
0:26:39 > 0:26:42Yes!
0:26:44 > 0:26:47Hey, you. What I want to know is...
0:26:47 > 0:26:49who is going to pay for the hole in my roof?
0:26:49 > 0:26:50HE TAKES PICTURE
0:27:02 > 0:27:05Ah, hot off the press, Simon.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08Another award-winning front page, no doubt.
0:27:12 > 0:27:15"Reporter wrecks roof"...
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Photo competition cancelled?
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