0:00:05 > 0:00:09# Time is running out Stories to be found
0:00:09 > 0:00:11# What's it all about?
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Got to go and check around
0:00:14 > 0:00:18# If there's a rumour going round
0:00:18 > 0:00:22# Don't you forget it Whenever something's going down
0:00:22 > 0:00:29# Got to get that scoop!
0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Got to get that S-C-O-O-P! #
0:00:46 > 0:00:48ALARM BLEEPS
0:00:51 > 0:00:53ALARM BLEEPS
0:00:53 > 0:00:55SECOND ALARM SOUNDS
0:01:17 > 0:01:22Yeuch! One sugar, please, and make it a big one.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26HE SPLUTTERS
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Paperboy!
0:01:37 > 0:01:38GROWL!
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Woof, woof, woof!
0:02:00 > 0:02:01Hmm!
0:02:25 > 0:02:26Ah-ha-ha!
0:02:26 > 0:02:27Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Mwah! Ha-ha!
0:02:30 > 0:02:31Aagh!
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Hacker, do you know whose skateboard this is?
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Naagh! Very dangerous things left lying around.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53Do you remember last week at the Pilbury rock festival? Yes.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56"Dopey Digby The Guitar Smash.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Still, a front page is a front page I suppose.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04I just wish it was written by me and not about me
0:03:08 > 0:03:12I must be the only reporter who can hold an interview
0:03:12 > 0:03:14while doing a kick flick.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Everywhere I go now, skateboards.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22I don't know where they're all coming from. Got any ideas? No.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25There could be a top story here
0:03:25 > 0:03:26Are you listening to me?
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Pilbury skateboard peril.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Yes, it's got a nice ring to it
0:03:32 > 0:03:36Speaking of which, the editor's due to ring me at any moment.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Dream on!
0:03:38 > 0:03:40He said he would. Ooh.
0:03:40 > 0:03:41I'm sure he will.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48I'll phone him to check he's going to phone me.
0:03:53 > 0:03:54PHONE RINGS
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Max de Lacey, editor in chief.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00'Hi, boss, it's Digby.' Who?
0:04:00 > 0:04:04Digby Digworth. Ace reporter, suave and intelligent.
0:04:04 > 0:04:08Sorry, wrong number. The only Digby I know is stupid. Simon.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12He's complimenting me on last week's story.
0:04:12 > 0:04:16However, I've got a job that even you can't muck up.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19He's giving me the best job of the week. Thank you, sir
0:04:19 > 0:04:23To make it big you have to give people a helping hand.
0:04:25 > 0:04:26Hey. Agh!
0:04:26 > 0:04:28'What's my assignment?'
0:04:28 > 0:04:33Let me give you a clue. Watch out, Mister, it's The Ballista
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Do you hear what I'm saying?
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Just about. 'Do I have to spell it out for you?'
0:04:38 > 0:04:40W-W-E.
0:04:40 > 0:04:44W, double E. What?
0:04:44 > 0:04:45"Wee."
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Ever been? Once or twice.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54Consider yourself a new wrestling correspondent. Wrestling?
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Like in America? 'Better than that.'
0:04:57 > 0:05:01The Pilbury Post is putting on its own wrestling competition.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04I want you to interview The Ballista.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07He's got a thing about people staring.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Don't look him in the eye. Or else. Or else what?
0:05:10 > 0:05:14Simon, hey! Ooh!
0:05:14 > 0:05:15Owww!
0:05:15 > 0:05:16Oh!
0:05:16 > 0:05:20I've got to go and ring that idiot Digby Digworth.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33How about that, Hacker?
0:05:33 > 0:05:36We're going to interview a big time wrestling star.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40We've made it. Let's go and sniff out the story.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43I smell a scoop! Wooh!
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Ahh!
0:06:07 > 0:06:11We've got to interview The Ballista. What could be simpler?
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Put the Radio on, Hacker. I feel like some music.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17MUSIC PLAYS
0:06:22 > 0:06:25'This is Radio Pilbury. Later we'll be bringing you
0:06:25 > 0:06:30'live coverage of today's wrestling match between The Ballista -'
0:06:31 > 0:06:34'Yes, watch out, mister, it's The Ballista!'
0:06:34 > 0:06:36'And contender, The Biter -'
0:06:36 > 0:06:40'Biter, biter, dirty fighter.'
0:06:40 > 0:06:44The whole town has gone wrestling crazy. How far is it to the stadium?
0:06:47 > 0:06:50'Your destination is one mile.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52'Proceed for 500 metres.'
0:06:52 > 0:06:54'Then turn left.'
0:06:56 > 0:07:01'Watch out, mister, it's The Ballista!'
0:07:05 > 0:07:08'Yes, tonight's the night, the night for a fight.'
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Let's go back to the radio.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15MUSIC PLAYS
0:07:15 > 0:07:19Remember, The Ballista reacts badly if people stare at him.
0:07:19 > 0:07:24Woof! Don't look him in the eyes or you know what will happen to you.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26'Waaaargh!' Exactly.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28GULP!
0:07:32 > 0:07:40Stop the fight! Wrestlers out!
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Stop the fight! Wrestlers...
0:07:43 > 0:07:46You don't like wrestling, huh?
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Don't wanna see Billy The Biter get beat?
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Don't want these free tickets then?
0:07:59 > 0:08:02It works every time.
0:08:05 > 0:08:06Oh!
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Hey, chunky!
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Huh? Are you referring to me?
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Give me a hand with these, will ya?
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Back's playing up.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Slipped disc? Slipped up.
0:08:19 > 0:08:24Had a run-in with Giant Hammerlock, the roughest wrestler in Redmond.
0:08:24 > 0:08:28You'd be surprised what a gut buster drop can do.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31No. That's no way to treat the elderly.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34Yeah? Well, he deserved it.
0:08:34 > 0:08:35Arf-ow-wow!
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Stop being silly, Hacker.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Rrrr! Grrr! Woof!
0:08:41 > 0:08:44What do you think you're doing
0:08:44 > 0:08:46I'm not doing anything.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Wait a minute, "Stop the fight.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51What's this? What does it look like?
0:08:51 > 0:08:53You can read, can't you?
0:08:53 > 0:08:57You should be ashamed. You've come to wreck the wrestling.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59You're a wrestling wrecker.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01I'm a wrestling wrecker? You admit it.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04You can't get one over on Digby D Digworth.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08Do you know what the D stands for? Dimwit? Detective.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10This is a big event for our town.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13We don't need someone like you to sabotage it.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16'Digby Digworth? You may enter.
0:09:16 > 0:09:17Huh!
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Come, Hacker.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Huh! Huh!
0:09:25 > 0:09:27We don't want to upset The Ballista.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30You know what will happen if we look him in the eye.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Owww!
0:09:32 > 0:09:36Exactly. Luckily, I'm on top of the situation. Try those on
0:09:37 > 0:09:41There we go. Ha! Ready? Woof!
0:09:42 > 0:09:43Whoa!
0:09:43 > 0:09:48Mr Ballista! Digby Digworth, top reporter.
0:09:48 > 0:09:49Agghhh!
0:09:49 > 0:09:52You've heard of me! A reputation spreads.
0:09:52 > 0:09:53Aagghhh!
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Aaaaghhh!
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Aaaaghhh! Wooh!
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Oooh! Oh!
0:10:04 > 0:10:08Perhaps that's a traditional wrestling greeting. Huh?
0:10:10 > 0:10:15I didn't go in there with that did I? Why didn't you tell me? Uh?
0:10:15 > 0:10:19How are we going to get back in and get my interview?
0:10:20 > 0:10:21Ha!
0:10:46 > 0:10:54Aaggghhhh...!
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Where is he? Where is my practice partner?
0:11:13 > 0:11:14I'm ready to rock and rumble.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17..Aaaghhh!
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Rargh!
0:11:19 > 0:11:22There you are. Huh? Ah! Uh!
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Ohh! Oooh!
0:11:25 > 0:11:26Ohh!
0:11:26 > 0:11:29A bit smaller than I expected.
0:11:29 > 0:11:33Still, glad to see you've come prepared.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Ohhh!
0:11:49 > 0:11:53Are you looking at me?
0:11:53 > 0:11:59I should hope not, too.
0:11:59 > 0:12:00Aggghhh!
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Exactly.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Grrr! Grrr!
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Eek! Oh!
0:12:23 > 0:12:26GRRRRRR!
0:12:31 > 0:12:34The wrestling wrecker. What's she up to now?
0:12:36 > 0:12:37Gotcha!
0:12:37 > 0:12:41Not you again! Where are you going with those?
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Listen, chunky, don't you know who I am?
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Yes - a wrestling wrecker. Give those to me.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Give! Oh!
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Oh, yeah! Watch out, Mister.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56I'm The Ballista.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Agghhhh!
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Grrr! Aaghhh!
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Aggghhhh!
0:13:08 > 0:13:12Oh! Oh! Oh!
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Give! Give! Oh!
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Agh!
0:13:21 > 0:13:24You got a lot of guts for a little fella.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Doesn't say much, does he, eh?
0:13:26 > 0:13:29It's you. About earlier.
0:13:29 > 0:13:34Is he with you? Yeah? Any friend of yours is a friend of mine.
0:13:34 > 0:13:35Oooh!
0:13:36 > 0:13:38So, the interview is back on? Sure.
0:13:38 > 0:13:42Just one thing. You've got to take off those dark glasses
0:13:42 > 0:13:44They make you look kind of stupid.
0:13:48 > 0:13:49Maybe it wasn't the glasses.
0:13:49 > 0:13:53Ha-ha-ha!
0:13:53 > 0:13:57Remember, whatever you do, don't look him in the eye.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Oh! I hear dumb-bells calling.
0:14:01 > 0:14:02I never said a word.
0:14:02 > 0:14:06You guys OK to chat on the circuit? I got to go train.
0:14:06 > 0:14:07No problemo.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18So how did you get into wrestling?
0:14:18 > 0:14:22It's in my blood. Ma and Pa were both great wrestlers.
0:14:22 > 0:14:26They must have been proud when little Blister burst onto the scene.
0:14:26 > 0:14:30It's Ballista. Are you one of those guys who wants to wind me up?
0:14:30 > 0:14:34No. I can look you straight in the eye and say that.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37But I wouldn't. Your ear, maybe
0:14:37 > 0:14:41Anyway, wrestling is all pretend, isn't it? Oh, sure.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43This is a pretend wrist lock. Agh!
0:14:43 > 0:14:45A pretend shoulder lock. Agh!
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Oh!
0:14:47 > 0:14:50And this is a pretend head lock Agh! What do you think?
0:14:50 > 0:14:53It's very realistic.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56Like you say, it's only acting You're a natural.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Hacker, give me some water.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08It's blocked. Oh!
0:15:10 > 0:15:12What's the matter with it?
0:15:12 > 0:15:16Agh! My foot, my foot! I've broken my foot.
0:15:16 > 0:15:20That's a great catchphrase. "Me foot, I've broken me foot."
0:15:20 > 0:15:25My foot! Oh, you mean you have broken your foot?
0:15:25 > 0:15:27BELL RINGS
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Oh?
0:15:30 > 0:15:34Oh! My foot! Agh!
0:15:34 > 0:15:39Digby? What's that noise? Sounds like someone is in agony
0:15:39 > 0:15:42No, it's only me, boss. Aagh! That's all right.
0:15:42 > 0:15:47I thought you had done some terrible injury to our star, The Ballista.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Ha! Agh!
0:15:49 > 0:15:50Hang on.
0:15:50 > 0:15:56Eurgh! Agh! Eurgh!
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Agh! Eugh!
0:15:58 > 0:16:01This is a big event for the Pilbury Post.
0:16:01 > 0:16:06Sponsorship is costing us a fortune. The fight's off. What's off?
0:16:06 > 0:16:10The lights. The lights are off. Nothing to worry about.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13This place is a joke. I'm out of here.
0:16:13 > 0:16:17See what he's got to say at this pre-fight press conference
0:16:17 > 0:16:18Don't muck it up.
0:16:18 > 0:16:22Eurgh! Agh!
0:16:23 > 0:16:27The press conference, Hacker. It's all right. Don't panic.
0:16:27 > 0:16:32This top reporter still has one last ace up his sleeve.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34What we need is a source.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36No, Hacker, not brown sauce.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38A source of information.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Sid the source.
0:16:49 > 0:16:53You looking for me? Sid. Who else are you expecting? Homer Simpson?
0:16:53 > 0:16:58I've got a problem. Don't worry I can get you a new shirt.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01No, that's not my problem. You reckon?
0:17:01 > 0:17:05The Ballista has hurt his foot there's no one to face the press.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08You know me. Always happy to help. Hacker, doggy bag.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Hold this for a minute, will you?
0:17:18 > 0:17:21What do you really know about wrestling?
0:17:21 > 0:17:25Nothing. More than I thought.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28You've got two problems. No wrestler and no match.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Exactly. What can I do?
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Get someone to stand in for the Ballista.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37Brilliant, Sid. Who?
0:17:41 > 0:17:44You. Me?
0:17:44 > 0:17:48But I don't look anything like him. You might as well suggest Hacker.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50With the right disguise.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Come on, Hacker.
0:17:56 > 0:18:07I was going to say there's a stall over there
0:18:07 > 0:18:12I'm never setting foot... Hey! Mom! Mom!
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Not before time! What are you doing in the closet?
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Not looking for a mop. That's for sure.
0:18:21 > 0:18:25It was that incompetent reporter Digby Digworth.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27He put me in there.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30He did that to you? he put you in the closet? He surely did.
0:18:30 > 0:18:35I bet it was that hairy little fella put him up to it.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Hairy little fella? He's a dog
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Oh!
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Just like his father...
0:18:41 > 0:18:44SHE MUMBLES
0:18:44 > 0:18:47No one does that to my mom and gets away with it.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50Digby Digworth, your days are numbered.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53Watch out, Mister, here comes The Ballista.
0:19:00 > 0:19:04Hacker, with luck we might get away with this press conference
0:19:04 > 0:19:06That balloon has given us height.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09I hope nobody notices the lack of hair.
0:19:11 > 0:19:12Grr!
0:19:12 > 0:19:13BANG
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Huh? What was that? Not to worry.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Probably nothing important. Let's do it.
0:19:27 > 0:19:31'Finally I'd ask, please do not look the Ballista in the eyes.
0:19:31 > 0:19:32'Or else...'
0:19:32 > 0:19:34ALL GASP
0:19:34 > 0:19:35'Exactly.'
0:19:37 > 0:19:41Mr Ballista, have you had some sort of training accident
0:19:43 > 0:19:43Oh, that.
0:19:45 > 0:19:49No, nothing to worry about. Nothing major.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51You don't look too good.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53They've noticed the lack of hair.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58I wanted a change of image so I chopped it off.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01It had been getting on my nerves, to be honest.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Huh?
0:20:14 > 0:20:15SCREAMS
0:20:18 > 0:20:21Now, are there any more questions?
0:20:22 > 0:20:23No?
0:20:25 > 0:20:30Oh! Let's go and find the real Ballista. Oh!
0:20:30 > 0:20:33'Mr Ballista, please report immediately -
0:20:33 > 0:20:36'the wrestling bout starts in five minutes.'
0:20:39 > 0:20:41CHEERING
0:20:41 > 0:20:45'What a night for a fight!
0:20:45 > 0:20:52'Sponsored by the Bilberry Post This is the Bilberry no holds,
0:20:52 > 0:20:55'featuring the two hottest stars of the moment.
0:20:55 > 0:21:01'First up, baddest of the bad guys, it's The Biter!
0:21:01 > 0:21:05CROWD: Biter, Biter, Dirty Fighter!
0:21:05 > 0:21:08'They sure hate him here, but does he care?
0:21:08 > 0:21:10CROWD: Dirty Fighter...
0:21:10 > 0:21:12'I don't think so.'
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Dirty Fighter!
0:21:14 > 0:21:16'I can't hear you!
0:21:16 > 0:21:19'Louder!'
0:21:20 > 0:21:23Biter, Biter. Dirty Fighter!
0:21:23 > 0:21:30'And at 6 feet 8 inches of pure muscle, it's the Ballista!'
0:21:30 > 0:21:33Mister, mister, here comes the Ballista.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36'Louder!'
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Here comes the Ballista!
0:21:38 > 0:21:40'Where is he?
0:21:42 > 0:21:43'Wow!
0:21:44 > 0:21:48'Well, amazing what a spell away from the ring can do for you.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51'Still, I'm sure he still packs a punch.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58Watch out, Mister, we want the Ballista!
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Grrrr!
0:22:09 > 0:22:15Keep half an eye out for that wrestling wrecker.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24There he is. The one that puts you in with the brooms.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27I'm going to make a clean sweep out of him.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30I'll go check the lighting.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33You know how they always make you look so pasty.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41'That's it. It's show time!'
0:22:46 > 0:22:49Hello. How do you do?
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Grrr! Aargh!
0:22:51 > 0:22:55Ah! Just in the nick of time. Am I glad to see you?
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Obviously, I'm not looking at you.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00It seems we have one person too many in this ring.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02You're right, I'll be off.
0:23:02 > 0:23:03Not you.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Ohhh!
0:23:10 > 0:23:14'Remember, Hacker, keep half an eye out for that wrestling wrecker.
0:23:14 > 0:23:18'We don't want her ruining things. We're doing this for Pilbury.'
0:23:20 > 0:23:21What have I done?
0:23:21 > 0:23:23You locked my mom in the closet
0:23:23 > 0:23:26Your mum? I thought she was a fight protester.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29What? Perhaps I could just say sorry
0:23:29 > 0:23:33Sure - after I've broken every bone in your body.
0:23:33 > 0:23:34Hacker, Hacker!
0:23:34 > 0:23:38'Hang on! That wasn't on the schedule, but do we care? No!
0:23:38 > 0:23:40'It looks like Double Trouble.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43'Let's get ready to rumble!'
0:23:43 > 0:23:44CHEERING
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Hacker.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53Hey, that's my boy!
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Woof! Oh! Grr!
0:23:55 > 0:23:58Rrrr! Owww!
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Owww!
0:24:00 > 0:24:04Aaggh! Aaggh!
0:24:08 > 0:24:17'That's got to hurt.'
0:24:17 > 0:24:18Hacker!
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Hacker!
0:24:25 > 0:24:30Grrr! Rrrrr!
0:24:31 > 0:24:35Here, boy. Jockey drop.
0:24:39 > 0:24:43Oh! Oh! Grrr!
0:24:43 > 0:24:46Grr! Grr!
0:24:46 > 0:24:50'I have to say this has the ingredients to be a knockout.
0:24:50 > 0:24:54'Two athletes at the top of their game.'
0:24:54 > 0:24:59You want it? Huh? Huh? Come on
0:24:59 > 0:25:02'This is the hammer throw, ladies and gentlemen.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07I'm the Ballista!
0:25:09 > 0:25:10Come on!
0:25:10 > 0:25:12'OK, here we go.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16'Ooh, that's got to hurt!
0:25:17 > 0:25:21Hacker.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23Woof!
0:25:23 > 0:25:27Woof! Grrr!
0:25:27 > 0:25:31Wooof! Rrrr!
0:25:31 > 0:25:32Help!
0:25:36 > 0:25:39Would this be a good time to give up?
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Aargh!
0:25:41 > 0:25:43One. Hacker!
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Rrrrrr!
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Wooooof!
0:25:47 > 0:25:51Oww! Rrr! Grrr!
0:25:51 > 0:25:53Hacker. Huh?
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Grab the camera.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59Argh! And two!
0:26:03 > 0:26:06Smile for the camera.
0:26:07 > 0:26:11What are you doing?
0:26:12 > 0:26:13Aargh! Please!
0:26:13 > 0:26:16And three!
0:26:16 > 0:26:21No! Whatever you do, don't look him in the eye.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24Get a picture. I sense a front page.
0:26:32 > 0:26:33No!
0:26:33 > 0:26:38Mom, he did it. Nasty Digby did it. Boo-hoo!
0:26:38 > 0:26:43See what you've done now! That always happens.
0:26:43 > 0:26:47You... You...bully.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55Ah, hot off the press, Simon.
0:26:55 > 0:26:59Another award-winning front page no doubt.
0:27:03 > 0:27:08"Wrestler reduced to tears by Dodo Digby."
0:27:08 > 0:27:14Digby Digworth...!
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