0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Time is running out
0:00:07 > 0:00:09# Stories to be found
0:00:09 > 0:00:11# What's it all about?
0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Got to go and check around
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# If there's a rumour going round
0:00:17 > 0:00:19# Don't you forget it
0:00:19 > 0:00:22# Whenever something's going down
0:00:22 > 0:00:24# Got to get that scoop
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Got to get that scoop
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Got to get that scoop
0:00:29 > 0:00:32# Got to get that S-C-O-O-P. #
0:00:35 > 0:00:37HE SNORES
0:00:46 > 0:00:47ALARM CLOCK BEEPS
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Aargh!
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Paperboy!
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Grrr!
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Woof woof!
0:01:43 > 0:01:44Woh...
0:01:46 > 0:01:47Woh...
0:02:19 > 0:02:21No doubt my story has made the front page yet again, Hacker.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29"Local reporter gets a wedgie"?
0:02:30 > 0:02:35Maybe I do have to go on a teensy-weensy little diet.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38From now one I'm cutting out all non-essential foods.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41- That's no fruit, and definitely no vegetables.- Grrr...
0:02:41 > 0:02:45All right, all right, no fry-ups and no cakes.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48- From now on, Digby D Digworth is on a diet.- Woof.
0:02:54 > 0:02:55Mmm...
0:02:59 > 0:03:04Seven whole seconds. That's twice as long as my last diet lasted.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06By the way, nice collar, Hacker.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08You should be careful wearing that.
0:03:08 > 0:03:12Haven't you heard? The whole town is in the grip of a crime spree.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16This gang go around stealing jewels and replace them with cakes.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19The newspapers are calling them the Battenburglars.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC Yelp!
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Keep calm, Hacker. I guarantee as long as I'm around,
0:03:25 > 0:03:27nothing's going to happen the your collar.
0:03:27 > 0:03:28HE GASPS
0:03:28 > 0:03:31- They've struck! - HACKER WHIMPERS
0:03:31 > 0:03:34We must save this bagel for the police, Hacker.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Because this is evidence.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Oven-baked,
0:03:38 > 0:03:44delicious evidence, roasted with cream cheese and butter.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51It's all right, Hacker, it's all right.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53The police can always X-ray my stomach.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Anyway, I bet any minute now the phone will go
0:03:56 > 0:03:58and it'll be Max, the editor,
0:03:58 > 0:04:01- demanding I investigate the Battenburglars.- Grr.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03- No, he will.- Grr-grr.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05I know he will.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09I tell you what, I'll phone him to check he's going to phone me.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13PHONE RINGS
0:04:14 > 0:04:15Go!
0:04:17 > 0:04:19PHONE CONTINUES TO RING Oh!
0:04:21 > 0:04:23De Lacey.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25- Hello, Max. It's Digby.- Who?
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Hello... Digby Digworth, your star reporter.
0:04:27 > 0:04:31You remember, you sent me to your niece's school last week?
0:04:31 > 0:04:33They get sick of dissecting the frogs,
0:04:33 > 0:04:34I thought you'd be a challenge.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36DE LACEY LAUGHS
0:04:36 > 0:04:37I hope you weren't late.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40- I hate people being late.- Yes, sir!
0:04:40 > 0:04:44I rely on my new desk clock. It can tell me what time it is
0:04:44 > 0:04:48in over 17 different countries when I shout at you.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50DIGWORTH! 2.14am in Tonga.
0:04:50 > 0:04:55Amazing. Right, I've got a story for you this week, Digby.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58- I'm worried it might be difficult for you.- I knew it.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59It's the Battenburglars?
0:04:59 > 0:05:01I want you to interview a granny
0:05:01 > 0:05:03celebrating 50 years in the tea shop business.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07But that's not a job for a proper reporter.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10- That's why I chose you. - What about the Battenburglars?
0:05:10 > 0:05:11The Battenburglars?
0:05:11 > 0:05:16That crime spree nonsense has been blown out of all proportion.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Do you know what, Hacker? I might have only been on this diet
0:05:26 > 0:05:29a short time, but I already feel lighter.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33'You weigh way too much.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35'Lay off the cupcakes, lardy.'
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Ha-ha-ha! It's only kidding.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42Come on, Hacker, the news is out there. Let's sniff it out.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44I smell a scoop.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07I don't know why I was complaining, Hacker.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09The more I think about it,
0:06:09 > 0:06:12- the more I know this granny story is going to be great.- Grr.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Grans can be exciting.
0:06:15 > 0:06:19Knitting isn't that much different to snowboarding.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Both involve zigzag patterns and wearing woolly hats.
0:06:22 > 0:06:26Forget about this Battenburglars business, set the sat-nav.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33Don't you worry, I will keep to my diet when we get to the tea shop.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Cakes couldn't be further from my mind, all right?
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Turn the radio on, Hacker.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46You're just seeing things, Digby. You are not...
0:06:48 > 0:06:51It's no good, I'm seeing cakes everywhere now.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Goodness me, Mr Digworth.
0:07:02 > 0:07:07I'm thrilled your newspaper wants to interview little old me.
0:07:09 > 0:07:15I see a man who knows his way round a roly-poly sponge.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19I can't, I won't, I mustn't!
0:07:19 > 0:07:22I'm sorry, Granny Smith, I'm on a diet. Isn't that right, Hacker?
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Will you excuse me a moment?
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Now, that is a lovely little old lady.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34So kind, so friendly, so gentle.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39I'm sorry, my dear.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42You're 50p short.
0:07:46 > 0:07:50Nobody tries to short-change Gran.
0:07:54 > 0:07:59Oh, goodness me, did you slip, my dear?
0:07:59 > 0:08:04How dreadful. Let Granny help you up.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Oh, how lovely. She's so sweet.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Granny Smith? I thought I'd warn you
0:08:13 > 0:08:16to keep your valuables under lock and key.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19- We're in the middle of a crime wave. - Oh, shame.
0:08:19 > 0:08:24I remember the good old days when no-one ever locked their doors.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Happy days.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31All those unlocked jewellery cases,
0:08:31 > 0:08:34just ripe for...
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Oh. More cake?
0:08:39 > 0:08:41SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Look, Hacker! A jewelled dog collar.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Hacker's got one just like that.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Oh, really?
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Will you excuse me a moment?
0:08:56 > 0:09:00What do you think you're playing at, you numpty?
0:09:00 > 0:09:05This set-up is the biggest payday the Battenburglars have ever had
0:09:05 > 0:09:09and I'm not going to let some wet-behind-the-ears
0:09:09 > 0:09:1278-year-old mess it up.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Comprendez?
0:09:19 > 0:09:22What's that, Mr Chocolate Cake?
0:09:22 > 0:09:25You want me to eat you?
0:09:26 > 0:09:28You too, Victoria Sponge?
0:09:28 > 0:09:31You want me to eat you, too?
0:09:31 > 0:09:33You all...
0:09:33 > 0:09:36want me to eat you?
0:09:43 > 0:09:46What have you got, hot water bottles for brains?
0:09:46 > 0:09:49- The diamonds go in the fruit cake. - Grr...
0:09:53 > 0:09:54Perfect.
0:10:02 > 0:10:06That reporter, Digby Digworth, may look dumb,
0:10:06 > 0:10:12but he could be on to us, which is why I'm moving the bank job forward.
0:10:19 > 0:10:24Eenie meenie miney mo.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28I'm going to eat you in one go.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31- Grrr!- What is it, Hacker, what? - Grrr...
0:10:31 > 0:10:34The grannies are out the back with their feet up
0:10:34 > 0:10:36enjoying a lovely afternoon nap, so what?
0:10:36 > 0:10:38DRILLING
0:10:44 > 0:10:48Oh, they must have a new food mixer.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50It sounds very powerful.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52It's hardly any wonder then,
0:10:52 > 0:10:56- Grandma has such lovely buns! - DRILLING STOPS
0:10:57 > 0:11:01No, she has such lovely... She makes, she MAKES lovely buns.
0:11:01 > 0:11:05She... Oops. Come on, let's say goodbye to Granny Smith,
0:11:05 > 0:11:06then we'll be on our way.
0:11:06 > 0:11:12According to the plans, the bank vault is directly below.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Keep going!
0:11:14 > 0:11:16DRILLING STARTS
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Granny Smith? Are you there?
0:11:34 > 0:11:38(You're right, Hacker, there is a front-page story here.)
0:11:38 > 0:11:41(Her cakes are shop bought.)
0:11:41 > 0:11:43DRILLING STOPS
0:11:43 > 0:11:45What are you playing at?
0:11:45 > 0:11:52If you mess up this last big bank job, I'll swing for you.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56We'll have to blast our way through.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58I don't believe it.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12See, this is why I'm such a great reporter.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15I didn't fall for that kindly old granny routine for a second.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18If only we knew which bank they were planning to rob.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21- HACKER WHINES - Quiet, I'm trying to concentrate.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23That's it, I've got it, it's probably that one.
0:12:23 > 0:12:27You know, this is too big a story, Hacker, even for me.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29I'm going to call the police and I'll get my scoop
0:12:29 > 0:12:32when the Battenburglars are arrested.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Yes, officer, this is the Battenburglars' headquarters.
0:12:42 > 0:12:47Their leader is evil, cunning, and ruthless. Look.
0:12:47 > 0:12:53Welcome to my humble establishment.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56Now, gentlemen, can I tempt you
0:12:56 > 0:13:01with one of my delicious jam sponges?
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Where's this gang leader, then?
0:13:04 > 0:13:06- That's her!- Ha-ha-ha.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Is this some sort of joke?
0:13:08 > 0:13:11This is Granny Smith, she's a legend in baking.
0:13:11 > 0:13:1450 years in the cake business.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Oh, you're too kind.
0:13:16 > 0:13:22I think you need fattening up with a generous slice
0:13:22 > 0:13:25of my banana and walnut cake.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29EXPLOSION
0:13:36 > 0:13:43I'm sorry, us elderly folk do get wind at the oddest times.
0:13:43 > 0:13:44Tummy trouble, you know.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Rubbish! She's doing a bank job!
0:13:47 > 0:13:50I must apologise for these terrible accusations.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52All forgotten.
0:13:52 > 0:13:57I'm going to knit you all some lovely socks.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00Can't you see she's pulling the wool over your eyes?
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Take this cake.
0:14:02 > 0:14:06It might look like nothing special, but in fact,
0:14:06 > 0:14:07it's priceless.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13It's just 99p.
0:14:13 > 0:14:17All right, then. All right then.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19What about this? Eh?
0:14:19 > 0:14:20I bet they hide the gems in this.
0:14:23 > 0:14:27I am not listening to any more of this.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29You should be ashamed of yourself.
0:14:32 > 0:14:36Time you were on your way!
0:14:44 > 0:14:48- You have to believe me! This bank is going to be robbed today.- Really?
0:14:48 > 0:14:52This bank has state-of-the-art security measures in place
0:14:52 > 0:14:54to protect the priceless Murray Ruby.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57I think the Battenburglars will be keeping well away.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Look, I haven't got time for this.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04- Ooh! Ooh!- Sshh!
0:15:05 > 0:15:08If we're going to stop the Battenburglars, we need help.
0:15:08 > 0:15:12Remember, Hacker, every top reporter needs a source.
0:15:12 > 0:15:13No, Hacker, not chilli sauce.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15A source of information.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Sid the Source.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Psst!
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Digby, are you looking for me?
0:15:32 > 0:15:35No, but I could use a new putter, where's the sale?
0:15:35 > 0:15:38- It's me, Sid the Source.- Oh.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41Then you must tell me everything you know.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43But I will need something.
0:15:43 > 0:15:47- Itching powder.- Money! - Hacker, doggy bank.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52HACKER GROWLS
0:15:54 > 0:15:55There.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59The third member of the Battenburglars,
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Gladys, the Cardigan thief,
0:16:01 > 0:16:04- was due out of prison today.- Really?
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Yeah. She was doing a five-year stretch for robbery
0:16:07 > 0:16:11and making her grandchildren repeatedly kiss her at Christmas.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Eugh! That's horrible.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15But, she's not getting out.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18She's doing solitary after they discovered her
0:16:18 > 0:16:20trying to knit an escape tunnel.
0:16:25 > 0:16:29She was one dropped stitch away from freedom.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32But I could never pass myself off as a sweet old lady.
0:16:32 > 0:16:36Heh-heh-heh. Here is Gladys' mugshot.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Well, it doesn't get much...
0:16:39 > 0:16:42sweeter than that.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44If I didn't shave for a few days,
0:16:44 > 0:16:47you couldn't tell us apart. Thanks, Sid...
0:16:47 > 0:16:53- HACKER YELPS - Sid? Sid! Come on, Hacker!
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Can I help you?
0:17:07 > 0:17:11Granny. Surely you recognise your old partner in crime, it's Gladys.
0:17:11 > 0:17:15Is it really you, Gladys?
0:17:15 > 0:17:17You seem to have lost your Scottish accent.
0:17:19 > 0:17:24- SCOTTISH ACCENT:- Och, well, they do say prison changes a person, right?
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Well, it's certainly changed you!
0:17:27 > 0:17:29You're a foot taller than last time I saw you.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37Where's your little friend?
0:17:37 > 0:17:39You were inseparable.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43- My little friend?- Woof!
0:17:43 > 0:17:44Oh, yes, there he is, dear.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Come on, bark for the boss, eh?
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Grrr...
0:17:48 > 0:17:51Yes, but wasn't Meow-Meow a cat?
0:17:52 > 0:17:58Well, I shouldn't be telling you this, right, but Meow-Meow
0:17:58 > 0:18:00has been given a whole new identity
0:18:00 > 0:18:04as a doggy under the witness protection programme.
0:18:04 > 0:18:09Actually, it's time for you to get back to your safe house. Go away.
0:18:09 > 0:18:10HE MOUTHS
0:18:13 > 0:18:16Well, if you really are who you say you are,
0:18:16 > 0:18:20you can prove it by answering one question.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22What's your favourite cake?
0:18:31 > 0:18:34- ECHOING:- All of them.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Welcome home, Gladys.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Ha!
0:18:39 > 0:18:44Just in time for the Murray Ruby job.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56- Woof!- What's that, boy?
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Are you trying to tell me something?
0:18:58 > 0:19:00- Yeh-yeh-yeh.- OK.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02- Grr...- Your master?
0:19:02 > 0:19:04In disguise?
0:19:05 > 0:19:07The Battenburglars.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09The bank vault.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13OK, let me just make sure I've got this straight. I'm talking to a dog?
0:19:14 > 0:19:17I must be going mad.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20- Grr, grr...- Get off, shove off.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Shoo. Leave me.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Stick, fetch.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36Come on! Get on with it.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Come on! I haven't got till Christmas.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Where were you in the post office queue
0:19:50 > 0:19:52when they were handing out brains?
0:20:04 > 0:20:06BELL RINGS
0:20:06 > 0:20:07GLASS SHATTERS
0:20:12 > 0:20:18- Look. It's my grandson Gerald, he worries about me.- Aw...
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Digby! How did you get on with Granny Smith?
0:20:23 > 0:20:29Aye, doing well, Gerry. No, my back's not giving me too much gyp.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31What are you on about, you idiot?
0:20:31 > 0:20:34I sent you there to get a nice interview with Granny Smith.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39- ENGLISH ACCENT: - Stop tugging...
0:20:39 > 0:20:41- SCOTTISH ACCENT: - ..the string!- What?
0:20:41 > 0:20:44(I said yes, it'll tug a few heartstrings.)
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Must go now, Gerald,
0:20:48 > 0:20:50Granny sends you big sloppy kisses.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53- Mwa, mwa.- What? I'm warning you Digby,
0:20:53 > 0:20:57you better not fall on your face, your career is hanging by a thread.
0:20:58 > 0:21:02Ooh. Why me?
0:21:18 > 0:21:19It's a film?
0:21:19 > 0:21:23No. OK, it's a play. Right.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Oh, it's a song, right.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Three syllables on the first word.
0:21:27 > 0:21:31Right... Do you know the way...
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Do You Know The Way To San Jose? No?
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Wherever I Lay My Hat, That's My Home?
0:21:36 > 0:21:38- No? - HACKER SIGHS
0:21:41 > 0:21:45- Expecting someone, Gladys?- Och, me?
0:21:45 > 0:21:49No. I'm just a lonely old granny. No one ever visits me.
0:21:49 > 0:21:54After a big bank job like that I like to celebrate.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57- Who fancies a rock cake?- Me!
0:21:59 > 0:22:02- The Chronicles Of Narnia, Prince Caspian?- Grrr!
0:22:02 > 0:22:06Spiderman III! I knew I'd get it eventually.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Well done me.
0:22:08 > 0:22:12Whoo! I'm parched. I'm going to go and get a cup of tea.
0:22:15 > 0:22:21Do you think you fooled me for even a second, Digby?
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Going to teach you a lesson you'll never forget.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Wah! Ah-ha...
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Perfect! No-one will be any the wiser.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47That ruby is ours!
0:22:49 > 0:22:51SHOP BELL RINGS
0:22:55 > 0:22:59Time to help Mr Plod solve the case.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08Afternoon. We are closing early.
0:23:08 > 0:23:12Oh. Those wouldn't happen to be your world famous home-made cakes,
0:23:12 > 0:23:15would they? Mind if I take a look? Oh.
0:23:15 > 0:23:20- Bakewell tarts. My favourite. Mind if I sneak a cherry?- I wouldn't...
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Thank you. Oh... I hope you don't mind me telling you, Granny,
0:23:23 > 0:23:26- you're cherries are past their sell-by date.- Oh dear.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28I'll sort that out.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35- <- Help! Help!
0:23:36 > 0:23:38- <- Help!
0:23:38 > 0:23:39Help!
0:23:39 > 0:23:41What's going on here?
0:23:41 > 0:23:45- A horrible crime.- You're right, that jumper's awful.
0:23:51 > 0:23:52That's my watch.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55- You're the Battenburglar. - Quick, Hacker!
0:24:00 > 0:24:04You didn't really think I'd split the loot, did you?
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Stop, thief!
0:24:42 > 0:24:47He's still following and I'm going over five miles an hour.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49Whipped cream.
0:24:57 > 0:24:58Tea bags!
0:25:07 > 0:25:09Marzipan balls.
0:25:28 > 0:25:33Hacker, I've got to get that ruby to clear my name.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36I can't have you putting your delicious cakes at risk, can I?
0:25:36 > 0:25:39I might have known.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42The Battenburglar. Pitiful.
0:25:42 > 0:25:46You can't even resist the cakes of a sweet innocent old granny. Allow me.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Get your grubby mitts off my ruby.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50That my ticket to paradise!
0:25:50 > 0:25:52You're no sweet innocent granny.
0:25:52 > 0:25:56You're the Battenburglar. You may have fooled the likes of him.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59Yes, you may have fooled the likes of me...
0:25:59 > 0:26:02No, she didn't! You should be ashamed of yourself, Granny.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05I am, to be caught by a ninny like you!
0:26:05 > 0:26:07You're going down for a very long time.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10Time to take a picture for my paper.
0:26:10 > 0:26:14First, I think I'll have a celebratory cake.
0:26:14 > 0:26:15My diet is officially over.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17- BOTH:- No!
0:26:21 > 0:26:24This cherry is a bit stale.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27That was no cherry, you idiot.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29That was the ruby. You've just eaten the evidence.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Oops.
0:26:36 > 0:26:40You done yet, Digworth? We really need that ruby back.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43- Yes, officer. Any moment now.- >
0:26:43 > 0:26:45Any moment now?
0:26:45 > 0:26:50You've already had 10 cans of baked beans and 15 prune juices.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52PLOP! >
0:26:52 > 0:26:54TOILET FLUSHES
0:26:57 > 0:26:59Oh, the ruby.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02You know how you talk about the long arm of the law?
0:27:02 > 0:27:04I think you're going to need it.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09PHONE RINGS
0:27:09 > 0:27:11Ah.
0:27:11 > 0:27:15Hot off the press, Simon, another award-winning front page, no doubt.
0:27:19 > 0:27:23"Reporter's career goes down the pan!"
0:27:23 > 0:27:28- ECHOING:- Digby Digworth!
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