0:00:04 > 0:00:06# Time is running out
0:00:06 > 0:00:08# There's stories to be found
0:00:09 > 0:00:11# What's it all about?
0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Got to go and check around
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# If there's a rumour going round
0:00:17 > 0:00:19# Don't you forget it
0:00:19 > 0:00:22# Whenever something's going down
0:00:22 > 0:00:24# Got to get that scoop
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Got to get that scoop
0:00:27 > 0:00:29# Got to get that scoop
0:00:29 > 0:00:32# Got to get that S-C-O-O-P. #
0:00:38 > 0:00:41Ah! Hacker. I've got a good feeling about today.
0:00:41 > 0:00:46Today I'm going to get a front-page scoop. I can just feel it.
0:00:46 > 0:00:50Right, you get this morning's edition of the Pilbury Post up on the laptop,
0:00:50 > 0:00:52while I work some culinary magic.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54- Huh?- A fry-up.
0:00:54 > 0:00:55Ah!
0:00:56 > 0:00:58# Jitterbug
0:00:59 > 0:01:02# Jitterbug
0:01:02 > 0:01:04# Jitterbug
0:01:05 > 0:01:07# Jitterbug
0:01:08 > 0:01:10# You put the boom boom into my heart
0:01:10 > 0:01:14# You send my soul sky high when your loving starts
0:01:14 > 0:01:18# Jitterbug into my brain Goes a bang bang bang
0:01:18 > 0:01:20- # Till my feet do the same. # - Digby!
0:01:20 > 0:01:23# If something's bugging you If something ain't right
0:01:23 > 0:01:26# My best friend told me what you did last night
0:01:26 > 0:01:29# Left me sleeping in my bed
0:01:29 > 0:01:33# I was dreaming but I should have been with you instead
0:01:33 > 0:01:35# Wake me up before you go-go
0:01:35 > 0:01:38# Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
0:01:38 > 0:01:41# Wake me up before you go-go
0:01:41 > 0:01:44# I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
0:01:44 > 0:01:48# Wake me up before you go-go
0:01:48 > 0:01:53# Take me dancing tonight
0:01:54 > 0:01:58# I wanna hit that high... #
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Eh, I were listening to that!
0:02:00 > 0:02:04- Let's see how my last story ended up, shall we?- Stop that!
0:02:04 > 0:02:08Here we are. "Reporter wrecks antique haven"?
0:02:09 > 0:02:11I am not bumbling
0:02:11 > 0:02:14and I would not describe myself as a bull in a china shop.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17It was an antiques store and that statue wasn't worth anything.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Remember how the store owner described it?
0:02:20 > 0:02:22- Yeah - priceless.- Exactly.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24I don't know what all the fuss was about really.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27It's the full works for me and you this morning, old chum.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Delicious toast, browned to perfection,
0:02:30 > 0:02:36mouth-watering bacon slices and, the piste of resistance,
0:02:36 > 0:02:39fried eggs, sunny side... up.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41- HE GASPS - Where are the eggs?
0:02:41 > 0:02:43There are no eggs!
0:02:43 > 0:02:47No! No, this can't be happening.
0:02:47 > 0:02:51I'm still asleep and it's all some terrible dream.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Pinch me, Hacker.
0:02:54 > 0:02:55Ahhh!
0:02:55 > 0:02:57All right, it's not a dream. It's a nightmare.
0:02:57 > 0:03:01What are we going to do? You can't have bacon without eggs.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04It's like watching afternoon telly without a big bag of crisps.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07It's like bath time without rubber ducky.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09It's like a birthday party without...
0:03:10 > 0:03:12- A trowel?- A trowel? Yes.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15What? No! Not a trowel - a cake.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18It's like a birthday party without a cake.
0:03:19 > 0:03:20Cake.
0:03:21 > 0:03:22Ah!
0:03:23 > 0:03:25I wonder if we've got any cake.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31Ow! Stop going on about cake, Hacker. I don't want cake.
0:03:31 > 0:03:32I want eggs to go with my bacon
0:03:32 > 0:03:35and no half-empty fridge is going to stop me.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Come on, Hacker. We're going shopping.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Three, two, one...
0:03:42 > 0:03:44But I am going to put some trousers on first.
0:03:44 > 0:03:45Yeah.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55- They haven't got any eggs either. Can you believe it?- Yeah.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57It's a jewellery shop.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02That's not the point. We've tried all the food shops. There are no eggs anywhere.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Farmer Sykes didn't make his usual deliveries this morning.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Something must have happened.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Maybe he fell down a well.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13Or maybe his tractor was held up by bandits on his way into town
0:04:13 > 0:04:16or maybe his farm was invaded by aliens
0:04:16 > 0:04:18- or maybe...- He overslept.
0:04:18 > 0:04:19Wouldn't surprise me.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Chasing aliens all night would wear anybody out.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Come on, Hacker. Let's go and see Max.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27- This is a scoop and he's going to love it.- Yeah.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32- I hate it!- What did I tell you?
0:04:32 > 0:04:36- What?- What do our readers care about missing eggs?
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Where's the mystery? Where's the intrigue?
0:04:39 > 0:04:43You want mystery and intrigue? Farmer Sykes might have fallen down a well.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Or been held up by bandits or kidnapped by aliens.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48- Or overslept.- Or overslept.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Do you really think that's possible?
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Hey. Eggs-tremely.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Eggs-actly.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03That's egg-cellent.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Stop it! Stop it! You're giving me a haddock!
0:05:11 > 0:05:14- That was about fish. - What do you want it to be about?
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Eggs, Digworth. I want it to be about eggs.
0:05:17 > 0:05:21Right you are, Chief. One story about eggs coming right up. Come on, Hacker.
0:05:21 > 0:05:22No, I...
0:05:23 > 0:05:24Oh!
0:05:26 > 0:05:28- So you never fell down a well?- No.
0:05:28 > 0:05:29- No bandits?- No.
0:05:29 > 0:05:33- I don't suppose there were any aliens, were there?- Any what?
0:05:34 > 0:05:36HE WHISPERS
0:05:37 > 0:05:40- Did you oversleep?- Certainly not. I get up at 5 o'clock every morning.
0:05:40 > 0:05:44Wow. There's a 5 o'clock in the morning too?
0:05:45 > 0:05:48- Then why didn't you deliver any eggs?- Because I don't have any.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50See for yourself!
0:05:53 > 0:05:54Oh...
0:05:55 > 0:05:58They're not laying. Haven't done for days.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02- Not laying because they're scared. - Scared? Scared of what?
0:06:03 > 0:06:04The big cat.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06The big cat?!
0:06:06 > 0:06:08- SQUAWKING - Shh!
0:06:08 > 0:06:09The big cat?
0:06:09 > 0:06:14A giant wild cat has been roaming the grounds for weeks,
0:06:14 > 0:06:17as big as a panther and ten times as vicious.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20No way will my girls lay while that thing's prowling about.
0:06:20 > 0:06:25A giant wild cat here in Pilbury. This is a front-page scoop for sure.
0:06:26 > 0:06:30So, er, if me and Hacker catch this cat of yours,
0:06:30 > 0:06:34does that mean you'll be delivering eggs in time for breakfast?
0:06:34 > 0:06:37If you catch the cat, I'll do more than that.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40I'll give you free eggs for life.
0:06:42 > 0:06:43Free eggs...
0:06:44 > 0:06:45for life!
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Oh!
0:06:47 > 0:06:48HE SQUAWKS
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Come on, Hacker, you're a dog. You can't be afraid of a little cat.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58I'm not. I'm afraid of a big one.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Calm down. You've got nothing to worry about.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03- No?- No. You're with me.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07- Right, I'm off.- Oi! Will you relax, all right?
0:07:07 > 0:07:10- I've got a plan.- Bye.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14- Rrrrah! - This is an outdoor survival guide.
0:07:14 > 0:07:15Everything we need is in here.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Making traps, living off the wild
0:07:17 > 0:07:21and most important of all, how to make a hide.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23- A what?- Hide.- OK.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26- No!- Rrrah!- I said "a hide".
0:07:26 > 0:07:29If we make one of these, we can camp out in full camouflage
0:07:29 > 0:07:30and wait for the cat to turn up.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32- Come on, give me a hand.- Uh-oh.
0:07:33 > 0:07:38Ah! This is the life, eh, Hacker? Roughing it in the wild.
0:07:39 > 0:07:44You now, I've always seen myself as a bit of an outdoors man,
0:07:44 > 0:07:47camping out under the stars, living off the land,
0:07:47 > 0:07:49at one with nature.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Most people couldn't hack this. Nah.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53They wouldn't last five minutes in the wilderness.
0:07:53 > 0:07:57But not me. You see, I know that nature is to be respected
0:07:57 > 0:07:59and not feared.
0:08:00 > 0:08:01HE CHUCKLES
0:08:01 > 0:08:05- Is that a centipede?- What? Where? - On your back.
0:08:05 > 0:08:06Where? Get it off! Get it off!
0:08:08 > 0:08:11- Has it gone?- Yeah. - Oh, I don't like centipedes.
0:08:11 > 0:08:16My mother used to say, "Never trust anything with more than 23 legs."
0:08:16 > 0:08:18She was a strange woman, my mother.
0:08:18 > 0:08:19Yeah.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23This is harder than I thought, Hacker.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26- If only we had a five-foot wooden beam.- Yeah.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35- Found one.- Where did you get that? - Propped up against the coop.
0:08:35 > 0:08:39- Wasn't it supporting the wall? - Of course it wasn't!
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Do you think I wouldn't notice if a beam was supporting a wall?
0:08:42 > 0:08:47Do I look like the sort of person who'd go round removing wall-supporting beams?
0:08:47 > 0:08:49CREAKING
0:08:51 > 0:08:53SQUAWKING
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Hacker, that beam was supporting a wall. I told you not to touch it.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01- What?- You...!- Oh!
0:09:03 > 0:09:06You lost 'em. You lost my chickens.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Not all of them.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Fix the coop, get back my chickens and catch the cat
0:09:12 > 0:09:15or you can forget all about your free eggs.
0:09:15 > 0:09:16Oh!
0:09:16 > 0:09:20Well, that's hardly fair, is it? Talk about moving the goalposts.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Come on, Hacker, let's get cracking. You round up the chickens,
0:09:23 > 0:09:25- I'll build the hide.- Yeah.
0:09:31 > 0:09:32HE SIGHS
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Come on. HE SQUAWKS
0:09:37 > 0:09:42Chicken! Come on. I've got a little bug for you here.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Get back in the coop.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Well done. Thanks, Hilda.
0:09:46 > 0:09:47Ha-ha-ha!
0:10:06 > 0:10:11Get your beaks washed! Roll up, roll up! Free beak wash today.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Come on, Mildred. Get in there.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16We can buff your beak nice and shiny. That's right.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Up you go.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Yay! It worked. Mwah!
0:10:20 > 0:10:22I knew it would.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44I was only kidding, Doreen.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Sage and onion does the trick every time.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Good job, Digby.
0:11:02 > 0:11:03Ow!
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Arrgghh!
0:11:12 > 0:11:13HE SOBS
0:11:17 > 0:11:19- You got them back!- Yeah. - All of them?- I think so.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22We'd better count them to make sure.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25One, two, three, four, five, six, seven...
0:11:26 > 0:11:28- How many did you count?- Ten. - So did I!
0:11:28 > 0:11:31That makes...
0:11:31 > 0:11:35- 20.- Yes. That's twice as many as we started with.
0:11:35 > 0:11:36Good job, Hacker.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Here - and I managed to finish the hide.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40It wasn't even hard. Easy.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45I mean, obviously it's not the same as in the picture
0:11:45 > 0:11:48but I still say that's a good job.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Yeah. Not bad.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53I'm sure there's something missing, though.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Oh, well. I'm sure we'll figure it out later.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01But for now, let's get settled in.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Ah.
0:12:07 > 0:12:08No door.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11What a plum.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23Right, all this work and country air has made me tired.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25I think I'll take a little nap.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Probably best if we keep watch in shifts, Hacker.
0:12:28 > 0:12:32- You take the first six hours, I'll take the last one.- Right.
0:12:32 > 0:12:36- Hang on. What?- And whatever you do, don't fall a...
0:12:36 > 0:12:38HE SNORES
0:12:38 > 0:12:42Huh! Fall asleep indeed. As if I'd fall asleep.
0:12:42 > 0:12:43HE YAWNS
0:12:47 > 0:12:49RUSTLING
0:12:51 > 0:12:55What? Stop that trifle, it's getting away!
0:12:55 > 0:12:58No! What? What is it, Hacker?
0:12:58 > 0:12:59The big cat!
0:12:59 > 0:13:01The big cat?
0:13:01 > 0:13:04GROWLING
0:13:04 > 0:13:06LOUD GROWLING
0:13:12 > 0:13:13Whaaa!
0:13:13 > 0:13:14Ooh!
0:13:14 > 0:13:16- MOBILE RINGS - Aarrrgghh!
0:13:18 > 0:13:21- Hello?- Digworth, I'm holding in my hand a large egg baguette.
0:13:21 > 0:13:25- That's nice.- It would be, if there were any eggs in it.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28This egg shortage is a disaster for Pilbury.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30I'm so glad I decided to assign you to it.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33Very clever idea of mine, that was. So how's it going?
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Actually, sir, I've found a bigger story.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39- ROARING - Waaah!
0:13:39 > 0:13:41- A much bigger story. - What are you talking about?
0:13:41 > 0:13:45- What bigger story?- A big cat. - GROWLING
0:13:45 > 0:13:50A cat? That's no good. How's that going to help my lunch situation?
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Eh? I can't put a cat inside a baguette.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56No, it's too hairy.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59Stick to the egg story and forget about the cat.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02The egg story is purr-fect.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05I've got a good feline about it.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08So don't argue with meow.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11GROWLING
0:14:12 > 0:14:18No, Hacker. Right, boss, I've got to go. I'm egg-tremely busy.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21- That was about eggs.- What do you want it to be about?- Cats.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23I want it to be about cats.
0:14:23 > 0:14:27- Right you are, Chief. One story about cats coming up.- Eh, Dig...
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Oh!
0:14:31 > 0:14:33I think it's gone.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36- Go and have a look. - You go and have a look.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38OK, we'll both have a look.
0:14:38 > 0:14:39- On three.- Right.
0:14:40 > 0:14:41One...
0:14:42 > 0:14:43Two...
0:14:44 > 0:14:45Three.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49- You didn't look.- Neither did you.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52- Come on.- Oh...
0:14:55 > 0:14:56MEWING
0:14:57 > 0:15:00It's a little kitten. Well, that can't be the big cat.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04That can't be what's been scaring all those birds.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06I mean, what are they - a bunch of chickens?
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Yeah.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11- Oh, yeah, they are, aren't they?- Mm. - But there must be some mistake.
0:15:11 > 0:15:16- It's going in the coop. - Right, that's it.
0:15:16 > 0:15:20There's no way that bundle of fluff has been the cause of all these problems.
0:15:20 > 0:15:24You stay here. I'm going to get it out before the real beast turns up.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Here, kitty, kitty.
0:15:38 > 0:15:39Good kitty!
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Come to Uncle Digby.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47ROARING AND SCREAMING
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Get off me! Get off me!
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Get it!
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Help me! Hacker! Help me!
0:15:54 > 0:15:58Help me, Hacker! Help me! Hacker!
0:16:04 > 0:16:08That is one angry kitten.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10HE SNEEZES
0:16:10 > 0:16:11And it's brought on my allergy.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13- Hacker...- What?- Go get 'em.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Uh-uh.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Hacker... mate...
0:16:18 > 0:16:22You're a dog. Dogs chase cats.
0:16:22 > 0:16:26It's the natural order of things. Everybody knows it.
0:16:26 > 0:16:32I know it, you know it and even that kitten knows it.
0:16:32 > 0:16:36Hacker, you have absolutely nothing to be afraid of.
0:16:36 > 0:16:40You can do it, Hacker. I believe in you.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Huh!
0:16:44 > 0:16:45Here, kitty, kitty.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Nice kitty.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Nice kitty, nice kitty. ROARING
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Get off me! Oh, no! Oh, Digby!
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Digby, he's got me! Oh!
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Get off! Get off me!
0:16:58 > 0:16:59Oh!
0:17:00 > 0:17:03This could be trickier than we thought.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Purr-fecto.
0:17:13 > 0:17:17Now, all we have to do is wait for our fluffy friend to come along and set off the trap
0:17:17 > 0:17:20and then we net ourselves the beast, the scoop
0:17:20 > 0:17:22and a lifetime's supply of free eggs.
0:17:22 > 0:17:26What can go wrong? Now, to bait the trap.
0:17:26 > 0:17:27This should do it.
0:17:27 > 0:17:31Everybody knows kittens can't resist chasing chocolate.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33- Or is it mice?- Mice.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36- What, mice can't resist chasing chocolate?- No!
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Kittens can't resist chasing mice.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41It's not surprising if they're carrying chocolate.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Nothing can resist chocolate.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Lovely, sticky, sweet-smelling...
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Ow!
0:17:49 > 0:17:51All right. Thank you, Hacker.
0:17:52 > 0:17:53HE SPITS
0:17:56 > 0:17:59There. Now. It's time to play the waiting game.
0:17:59 > 0:18:03Back to the hide, Hacker, and I think it's your turn to keep watch.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Yeah, but I...
0:18:05 > 0:18:07HE MUTTERS
0:18:10 > 0:18:13THEY SNORE
0:18:13 > 0:18:15ROARING
0:18:16 > 0:18:19What? Careful, it's got a sofa!
0:18:19 > 0:18:22What? Hacker? What's going on?
0:18:22 > 0:18:25- The little big cat. - The little big cat?!
0:18:31 > 0:18:34Right! That's it.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38- No, no, no! - Yes, Hacker, I've had enough.
0:18:38 > 0:18:39As scary as that kitten might be,
0:18:39 > 0:18:44it's nothing compared to how scary the idea of wasting a bar of chocolate is.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Lovely...
0:18:46 > 0:18:48sticky...
0:18:48 > 0:18:50sweet-smelling...
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Ow!
0:18:53 > 0:18:54- OK, thanks, mate.- All right.
0:18:54 > 0:18:58And remember, if I don't make it back in one piece,
0:18:58 > 0:19:00I want you to ensure
0:19:00 > 0:19:04the Pilbury Post gives me a suitable front-page tribute.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07"Ace reporter..."
0:19:07 > 0:19:10"Gets beaten up by a kitten"?
0:19:11 > 0:19:14- Something to that effect, yes.- Yeah.
0:19:14 > 0:19:15Right.
0:19:23 > 0:19:24GROWLING
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Digby...
0:19:29 > 0:19:31GROWLING
0:19:41 > 0:19:44- Arrrggh!- Oh, Digby!
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Arrgh! Help!
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Help! Hacker!
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Help! Hacker!
0:19:59 > 0:20:02- Where's the chocolate? - Forget the chocolate. Look!
0:20:04 > 0:20:06- HE ROARS - Now we've got him.
0:20:10 > 0:20:15Right, here's the plan. I'll trap him in this, you distract him.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18- How?- Think of something.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Oh...
0:20:23 > 0:20:25OK, kitty, you'll like this.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28- Hit it! - MUSIC: UP-BEAT CIRCUS TUNE
0:20:50 > 0:20:53- Got him!- Well done, Digby.
0:20:53 > 0:20:54GROWLING
0:20:59 > 0:21:01CREAKING AND STRAINING
0:21:01 > 0:21:04- Was that my tummy? - Maybe. You haven't eaten today.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06CREAKING
0:21:06 > 0:21:07Aarrgghh!
0:21:08 > 0:21:10Digby!
0:21:12 > 0:21:15- Achoo! - CAT GROWLS
0:21:15 > 0:21:17My coop, my coop! What have you done?
0:21:18 > 0:21:23Good news. I'm pretty certain that cat won't be coming back in a hurry.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Never mind the cat. What have you done to my coop?
0:21:26 > 0:21:30I'm ruined. You've ruined me.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33They'll never lay now. You've scared the stuffing out of them.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36Well, actually, a bit more than the stuffing.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40- What's he talking about? - I don't know.
0:21:41 > 0:21:45- Eggs!- As they say - all's well that ends well.
0:21:50 > 0:21:55You destroyed my coop and you've traumatised my poor girls for life.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57What do you have to say for yourself?
0:21:58 > 0:22:01- We haven't had any breakfast yet. - No.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03I don't suppose you could rustle up an omelette?
0:22:03 > 0:22:06An omelette? Digworth...
0:22:06 > 0:22:07You...
0:22:10 > 0:22:15Now, let's have a look. Another award-winning front page, no doubt.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19"Fat fool flattens farm"?
0:22:19 > 0:22:21"No more eggs for Pilbury"?
0:22:21 > 0:22:25Digby Digworth!
0:22:25 > 0:22:28I wonder whatever happened to that little kitten, Hacker?
0:22:28 > 0:22:29Achoo!
0:22:29 > 0:22:31ROARING
0:22:33 > 0:22:35PURRING
0:22:37 > 0:22:39HE ROARS
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Aarrggghhh!
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