Digby's Dilemma

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0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Time is running out

0:00:07 > 0:00:09# Stories to be found

0:00:09 > 0:00:11# What's it all about?

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Got to go and check around

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# If there's a rumour going round

0:00:17 > 0:00:19# Don't you forget it

0:00:19 > 0:00:22# Wherever something's going down

0:00:22 > 0:00:24# Got to get that scoop

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Got to get that scoop

0:00:27 > 0:00:29# Got to get that scoop

0:00:29 > 0:00:32# Got to get that S-C-O-O-P. #

0:00:36 > 0:00:38What's this? Let's find out.

0:00:43 > 0:00:44Nothing.

0:00:46 > 0:00:47Nothing.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49Not even working.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53- Nothing. It's rubbish... - BEEPING

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Oh, bowl.

0:00:55 > 0:00:56- BEEPING STOPS - Metal.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58- BEEPING - Bones!

0:00:58 > 0:00:59Metal. Bones.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02- Metal...- Good morning, Hacker.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05Have you had a... I said good...

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Bones. Me...

0:01:07 > 0:01:11- You've found your present.- Present? - From me to you.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14- Your very own bone detector. - It's good, isn't it?

0:01:14 > 0:01:18- To celebrate three happy years of companionship.- Woof?

0:01:18 > 0:01:24- It's our anniversary! I imagine you've got me something too.- Erm...

0:01:24 > 0:01:27- Something pretty special? - Excuse me...

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Yes, an anniversary is a special time.

0:01:33 > 0:01:38A time to celebrate friendship and the love between man and dog.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41I found that bone detector in the sales.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43- I found this for you.- For me?

0:01:43 > 0:01:46- In the sales? - No, in the compost heap.

0:01:46 > 0:01:52Well, it might be a smelly, muddy, old wooden mushroom on a string,

0:01:52 > 0:01:56completely and utterly worthless.

0:01:56 > 0:02:00But it's proof of your love for me and therefore it's priceless.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Anything online for us?

0:02:04 > 0:02:07"Do you believe in love at first sight?

0:02:07 > 0:02:09"New dating agency opens in Pilbury."

0:02:09 > 0:02:12Love at first sight? Yuck! Oh, dear!

0:02:12 > 0:02:17- Why don't we go bone detecting? - Yeah, why not? What are friends for?

0:02:17 > 0:02:19I'll get dressed. PHONE RINGS

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Digby Digworth.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Digby, my office - now.

0:02:26 > 0:02:30- Bone detecting cancelled.- Oh!

0:02:33 > 0:02:34Right, Digby,

0:02:34 > 0:02:38I need an ace reporter, somebody who can seek out a story

0:02:38 > 0:02:43- with laser-like precision. Know anybody?- I thought I might be...

0:02:43 > 0:02:48- The last resort? You are, but you'll have to do.- What's the story?

0:02:48 > 0:02:53- You know this new dating agency that's opened in town?- Yes.- Yes.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55It's the story of the year.

0:02:55 > 0:02:59- Is it?!- Yes, it is!

0:02:59 > 0:03:03- We saw the story online and we were fascinated by it.- Were we?

0:03:03 > 0:03:05YES, we were.

0:03:05 > 0:03:10Now, I want you to investigate Warm Hugs Dating Agency.

0:03:10 > 0:03:14- It's a very delicate issue. - A delicate issue...

0:03:14 > 0:03:17- I make no bones about it.- No bones?!

0:03:17 > 0:03:20I have a very rich...friend

0:03:20 > 0:03:23who hasn't kissed a girl in a long time...

0:03:23 > 0:03:25A very, very long time.

0:03:25 > 0:03:30- Rich friend. What's the friend's name?- Max.- Max?!- Eh, Mix.- Mix?!

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Mox. Yes, he's called Mox.

0:03:32 > 0:03:37- Funny name. Sounds like you. - Hacker, how could you?

0:03:37 > 0:03:40Max doesn't need to go to a dating agency to get a girlfriend.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42- Of course not.- You see?

0:03:42 > 0:03:46- So, Max, this Mix...- Mox.- Mox. Sorry, Max, I got mixed up.

0:03:46 > 0:03:50- Is Mox connected to the dating agency?- Well, he might be soon.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53"Warm Hugs promises love at first sight."

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Aah...

0:03:55 > 0:03:58- So, my friend...- Who, Mix?

0:03:58 > 0:03:59- Max.- Mox.

0:03:59 > 0:04:03..wants to know if they really can offer love at first sight.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06But we want to go bone detecting.

0:04:06 > 0:04:12- You get me the story, you can have your...bone detector.- Oh...

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Come along, Hacker.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21Right, I'll go in and do the chat, you wait here.

0:04:21 > 0:04:25If I'm not out after five minutes you howl,

0:04:25 > 0:04:28that'll let me get away. HACKER HOWLS

0:04:28 > 0:04:31Not yet! Wait till I'm inside. HACKER HOWLS

0:04:31 > 0:04:33- Hacker!- You stood on my paw!

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Ooh, sorry. Aaah!

0:04:54 > 0:04:55Can I help you?

0:04:57 > 0:05:01Digby D Digworth. Pilbury's top reporter...

0:05:01 > 0:05:02Aah!

0:05:05 > 0:05:10- I can't see!- No, it's all right... - I can't see.- Here, let me. Oh!

0:05:12 > 0:05:15HE LAUGHS Sorry about that.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18Veronica Potts. You wanted to speak to me.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Yes, yes, indeed.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Let's get down to business.

0:05:22 > 0:05:27Do you believe in love at first sight?

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Do you?

0:05:37 > 0:05:42Miss Potts, please, I'm a seasoned journalist. I need the facts.

0:05:42 > 0:05:46Well, the fact is, yes, I do believe in love at first sight.

0:05:46 > 0:05:50Excellent. My editor's "friend" will be very, very interested.

0:05:50 > 0:05:55Oh, well, perhaps you should tell me a bit more about his facts.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57His financial status.

0:05:57 > 0:06:01Yes. Yes, indeed.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03- What is it?- Eh?

0:06:03 > 0:06:05His financial status.

0:06:05 > 0:06:06Yep.

0:06:06 > 0:06:10Is your friend rich?

0:06:10 > 0:06:14Oh... Yes, according to my notes, very rich.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Really?

0:06:16 > 0:06:18Fascinating.

0:06:18 > 0:06:22- May I sit with you?- Uh, yes...

0:06:22 > 0:06:25Be my guest.

0:06:25 > 0:06:29So, Mr Digworth, is your "friend"...

0:06:29 > 0:06:31THEY GIGGLE

0:06:31 > 0:06:36Is he a journalist, by any chance?

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Well, I suppose he could be.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Ker-ching!

0:06:42 > 0:06:47Tell me, does he have a little black note pad?

0:06:47 > 0:06:50Em...

0:06:50 > 0:06:51- A cheeky smile?- Ooh.

0:06:51 > 0:06:52SHE GIGGLES

0:06:52 > 0:06:57And a tendency to get his head stuck in waste-paper baskets?

0:06:57 > 0:06:59- Oh, no, I don't think...- Oh, come on!

0:06:59 > 0:07:01THEY GIGGLE

0:07:01 > 0:07:05Don't be shy. You're an attractive man.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08BOTH: Oooh!

0:07:08 > 0:07:10A man at the top of his career.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13- Well...- You must be rich.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15- Very rich.- Me?!

0:07:15 > 0:07:20Well, I suppose I do have a rich life.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Good. Good!

0:07:22 > 0:07:26Well, I can't play in rubbish all day.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28HE COUGHS

0:07:28 > 0:07:30HE HOWLS

0:07:30 > 0:07:36- Oh, my, a dog in distress. - No, I'm sure he's fine out there.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39Somebody's probably just trodden on his paw.

0:07:39 > 0:07:43Perhaps we should carry on talking about us.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46HACKER HOWLS Not again!

0:07:46 > 0:07:48- Do you know that dog?- No, no.

0:07:48 > 0:07:54Hacker is a complete stranger to me. I'll get rid of him.

0:07:54 > 0:07:55HE HOWLS

0:07:57 > 0:08:00Oh, no, Digby's trapped inside.

0:08:00 > 0:08:04I'll go save him.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11I don't think we'll be hearing from him again.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Hacker to the rescue!

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Just a little rest.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28- HE SNIFFS - Ooh, that's fresh.

0:08:28 > 0:08:32So, Digby...

0:08:32 > 0:08:34Miss Potts.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37Call me Veronica.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40- CLANGING - Oh, what was that?

0:08:40 > 0:08:42DIGBY SIGHS

0:08:42 > 0:08:46Don't you go anywhere, Mr Digworth.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48Ah-ah-ah, Digby.

0:08:48 > 0:08:49SHE GIGGLES

0:08:52 > 0:08:53Hello?

0:08:53 > 0:08:56Hacker!

0:08:56 > 0:08:59What are you doing? I told you to wait outside.

0:08:59 > 0:09:03- It's bone-detecting time. What's keeping you?- Oh, Digby!

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Yes, Veronica?

0:09:07 > 0:09:08Erm, I'll just be a moment.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11A window blew open.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13THEY GIGGLE

0:09:13 > 0:09:17Ah! That's what's keeping you.

0:09:17 > 0:09:21It's a big story. Shut it or you'll never see your bone detector again!

0:09:21 > 0:09:25- I will not shut it!- You...

0:09:25 > 0:09:29No, I'm not going in... No! Let me out, let me...

0:09:29 > 0:09:30Stop it!

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Calm, Digby, calm.

0:09:34 > 0:09:38Dignity at all times.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43- Oh! My computer! - It's all right, I've got it!

0:09:44 > 0:09:47Sorry about that.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50- Stray dog.- Where?

0:09:51 > 0:09:52Here.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Hi.

0:09:54 > 0:09:59SHE SCREAMS You stray dog, get out of here!

0:09:59 > 0:10:00No, Digby!

0:10:00 > 0:10:04- You stray dog.- Get off me. Not that, not the door. No, no!

0:10:04 > 0:10:06(Sorry!)

0:10:06 > 0:10:08Digby. Ow.

0:10:08 > 0:10:09Digby. Digby!

0:10:11 > 0:10:12Apologies.

0:10:12 > 0:10:17If this computer breaks all the records would get totally mixed up.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20- Is that bad?- It would be a disaster!

0:10:20 > 0:10:24- People would have all the wrong dates.- How can I make it up to you?

0:10:24 > 0:10:26- Dinner.- Tonight?

0:10:26 > 0:10:27- My place.- Done.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33Oh, Hacker, this is my first date since...

0:10:33 > 0:10:35Well, it's my first date.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38- I want it to be really special.- Woof.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40I need to impress. Tie.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47I'm very lucky.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50Love has printed its front-page headline

0:10:50 > 0:10:53and it's made me the main story.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55PHONE RINGS There.

0:10:55 > 0:10:56What the?

0:10:56 > 0:10:58Oh, give me that!

0:11:00 > 0:11:01Digby Digworth.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03You're very distant. Hello?

0:11:03 > 0:11:05HE CHUCKLES

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Oh!

0:11:09 > 0:11:10Hello, Max.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13Digby, how's it going with that story?

0:11:13 > 0:11:17I'm glad you called. I can recommend the dating agency.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20- I believe they can deliver love at first sight.- Excellent.

0:11:20 > 0:11:25My...friend has just emailed them his details.

0:11:25 > 0:11:29He's very keen for his date to meet him at...my office.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32'Good thinking, Max, I'm on the case. You can trust me.'

0:11:32 > 0:11:35You won't catch me with me trousers down.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41HACKER CHUCKLES Right, Hacker.

0:11:41 > 0:11:43You stay here and guard the house.

0:11:43 > 0:11:47I will be back after dinner.

0:11:47 > 0:11:51I almost forgot - I need to get Veronica a present!

0:11:53 > 0:11:55No.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58No.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00Yes.

0:12:00 > 0:12:01Perfect.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05Girls love necklaces, don't they?

0:12:05 > 0:12:09Now, box... Box... Box.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14Digby, that's my box of precious things!

0:12:17 > 0:12:19You don't mind, do you?

0:12:19 > 0:12:23HE GROWLS

0:12:30 > 0:12:32Digby!

0:12:32 > 0:12:33Do come in.

0:12:35 > 0:12:37What a fascinating smell.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39Expensive cologne(?)

0:12:39 > 0:12:42- Sausages.- Intriguing.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45Come through. The flat's upstairs.

0:12:48 > 0:12:52All right, Hacker, time to get amongst it.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54Make yourself at home.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59I do feel, Veronica, that for both of us,

0:12:59 > 0:13:03this could be the start of a really...smashing time.

0:13:06 > 0:13:07HE LAUGHS

0:13:07 > 0:13:08Oh, dear!

0:13:08 > 0:13:11- I got my foot caught on the carpet. - I'm sorry.

0:13:11 > 0:13:15- Perhaps you'd be safer at the table.- Perhaps I would.

0:13:15 > 0:13:17I'll get the starter.

0:13:23 > 0:13:24(Hacker!)

0:13:33 > 0:13:34Hacker!

0:13:58 > 0:13:59Mr Digworth!

0:13:59 > 0:14:01Oh, I erm...

0:14:01 > 0:14:03- SHE SCREAMS - There's that dog again!

0:14:03 > 0:14:04Hi!

0:14:04 > 0:14:06Come here, mutt!

0:14:06 > 0:14:08Bye!

0:14:08 > 0:14:10Careful!

0:14:10 > 0:14:12Come here. Let me handle this, right?

0:14:14 > 0:14:18Hello, little doggy. Are you lost?

0:14:18 > 0:14:20Yes.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22I've got a surprise for you.

0:14:22 > 0:14:23Really?

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Mmm. Come on.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28There's a good boy.

0:14:28 > 0:14:29Yes.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31Listen here, mutt!

0:14:31 > 0:14:34I don't want anything to spoil this dinner!

0:14:34 > 0:14:35- Get it?- Got it.- Good!

0:14:35 > 0:14:38Aaah.

0:14:38 > 0:14:39There!

0:14:39 > 0:14:43Now, while I get better acquainted with the RICH Mr Digworth,

0:14:43 > 0:14:47you can get better acquainted down here!

0:14:48 > 0:14:50Who with?

0:14:50 > 0:14:51GROWLING

0:14:51 > 0:14:54Ah, Veronica.

0:14:56 > 0:14:57Oh.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01THEY GIGGLE

0:15:01 > 0:15:05Ah, I...really, really must apologise.

0:15:05 > 0:15:09- Perhaps a little present?- For me?

0:15:09 > 0:15:11Oh!

0:15:11 > 0:15:14Oh, you shouldn't have done.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16SHE GIGGLES

0:15:19 > 0:15:20Ah.

0:15:20 > 0:15:21Sausages.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24Hacker.

0:15:25 > 0:15:28- Woof?- Woof.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30Is that for me?

0:15:30 > 0:15:31Erm...

0:15:31 > 0:15:33Yeah, why not?

0:15:33 > 0:15:38Oh, we're going to get along just fine.

0:15:40 > 0:15:43It is universally generally agreed,

0:15:43 > 0:15:48that sausages are not a girl's best friend, Mr Digworth.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51- Call me Digby.- No, Mr Digworth! No!

0:15:51 > 0:15:56I am a sophisticated woman, and a wooden mushroom on a string...

0:15:56 > 0:16:00- That sounds a little on the cheap side as well.- Please, Miss Potts!

0:16:00 > 0:16:03Veronica, it's a much-valued item.

0:16:03 > 0:16:06It's special, unique, one in a million.

0:16:06 > 0:16:10- It's priceless!- Priceless? - Give me two minutes to get it back.

0:16:10 > 0:16:11Hacker!

0:16:14 > 0:16:16Priceless.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23Wooden mushroom...

0:16:23 > 0:16:26string...

0:16:26 > 0:16:28priceless.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33"Ancient Babylonian Mushroom Necklaces.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36"Worth as much as seven...

0:16:36 > 0:16:38"million...

0:16:38 > 0:16:41"pounds."

0:16:42 > 0:16:45That necklace brings out your...

0:16:45 > 0:16:47hairiness.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49Thanks.

0:16:51 > 0:16:52Hacker!

0:16:55 > 0:16:59- I've come for my necklace. - YOUR necklace?

0:16:59 > 0:17:00Digby, we're busy.

0:17:00 > 0:17:04Hacker, our relationship is officially over!

0:17:04 > 0:17:05You gave it to him?

0:17:05 > 0:17:09- Yeah.- So you've been seeing someone behind my back?

0:17:09 > 0:17:11HE GASPS

0:17:11 > 0:17:14Take your stupid necklace. I don't want it.

0:17:14 > 0:17:18It's only good for chewing on anyway. And as for you,

0:17:18 > 0:17:22you double-crossing love-cheat, we're finished too.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24I'll be off.

0:17:24 > 0:17:28Digby! Oh...

0:17:28 > 0:17:29How could you?

0:17:29 > 0:17:32He hasn't even got a tail!

0:17:32 > 0:17:34Miss Potts.

0:17:34 > 0:17:39- Now, I know you're mad with me... - Moi? Oh, no!

0:17:39 > 0:17:43- Whatever gave you that idea?! - Well...

0:17:43 > 0:17:49Now, why don't you come and sit down and relax?

0:17:49 > 0:17:55- I have the necklace, Miss Potts. - Please, call me Veronica.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58Wowzer! It's worth that much?!

0:17:58 > 0:18:00It's yours.

0:18:00 > 0:18:01How lovely.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08It's been delightful meeting you, Mr Digworth.

0:18:08 > 0:18:12I've learned a lot about sausages.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14However, having thought it over,

0:18:14 > 0:18:18- I don't feel that we have a future together.- What about he gift...

0:18:18 > 0:18:19of our love?

0:18:19 > 0:18:24A wooden mushroom? On a manky string?

0:18:24 > 0:18:27Yeah, it's goodbye, Mr Digworth.

0:18:31 > 0:18:35Thank you for a lovely evening(!)

0:18:37 > 0:18:42Great. No date, no dignity...

0:18:42 > 0:18:43and no dog.

0:18:46 > 0:18:49I've lost everything in the world that I love.

0:18:49 > 0:18:55- That's my necklace. - No more dating agency.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57I'll be rich, Curly.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00I'll be rich.

0:19:00 > 0:19:03Ha-ha! Doo-doo-doo...

0:19:03 > 0:19:04CURLY GROWLS

0:19:04 > 0:19:07No, hey, get off me. Get off me!

0:19:07 > 0:19:09Whoa!

0:19:09 > 0:19:10Hacker! Hacker!

0:19:12 > 0:19:13Digby?

0:19:15 > 0:19:18- So how's it going? - Oh, well, fine, you know.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22- I love you, Hacker! - I love you, Digby!

0:19:22 > 0:19:24Hacker, today, on our anniversary,

0:19:24 > 0:19:29my bestest best friend in the world gave me the best present ever

0:19:29 > 0:19:31and I foolishly gave it away.

0:19:31 > 0:19:35But I'm determined to get that necklace back. I have a plan.

0:19:35 > 0:19:39- I know it's only a lump of manky old wood...- Actually, Digby...

0:19:39 > 0:19:43..But it means the world to me. We are a team, Hacker,

0:19:43 > 0:19:45and we must never, ever split up again.

0:19:45 > 0:19:49- Never! What's the plan? - Let's split up.

0:19:49 > 0:19:50Oh, Digby!

0:19:50 > 0:19:53I've got a better plan. Come here.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58Curly, will you stop chewing that?

0:19:58 > 0:20:00Now, come on, give it to me.

0:20:00 > 0:20:04- Now, come on, we have to leave.- Oh.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06CRASHING

0:20:06 > 0:20:07What now?

0:20:10 > 0:20:13- That was a good route in, Hacker. - Yeah.

0:20:13 > 0:20:14CRASH!

0:20:14 > 0:20:17Well, they can always buy a new drainpipe.

0:20:17 > 0:20:20- Once we get that necklace, we're out of here.- Hello?

0:20:20 > 0:20:23- Quick, hide!- Hello?

0:20:23 > 0:20:24Who's there?

0:20:25 > 0:20:27Aaah!

0:20:28 > 0:20:32No! My computer!

0:20:32 > 0:20:33Has it crashed?

0:20:33 > 0:20:35HE CHUCKLES

0:20:35 > 0:20:38Mr Digworth.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41Well, well.

0:20:41 > 0:20:44You really are most persistent, aren't you?

0:20:44 > 0:20:47I'm leaving and there's nothing you can do about it.

0:20:47 > 0:20:51You can destroy my computer, you can wreck my business,

0:20:51 > 0:20:54ruin my agency,

0:20:54 > 0:20:57but you will never get your necklace back!

0:20:57 > 0:21:02- Oh, no? And what if I were to reveal to the whole world...- Pilbury.

0:21:02 > 0:21:06- And what if I were to reveal to the whole of Pilbury...- Pilbury East.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08And what if I were to reveal

0:21:08 > 0:21:11to a large section of the Pilbury East area...

0:21:11 > 0:21:15- Yeah.- ..That you stole that necklace from a poor, innocent doggy?

0:21:15 > 0:21:20Remember, you gave it to me in the first place, so it's mine now.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22Until I decide to sell it.

0:21:22 > 0:21:23Sell it?!

0:21:23 > 0:21:27- Ha! Who'd buy it? It might mean a lot to me...- Digby.- What?

0:21:27 > 0:21:31- It's worth seven million. - Yeah, right.- No, seriously.

0:21:31 > 0:21:36It's an ancient artefact that somehow ended up in our compost.

0:21:36 > 0:21:40You're telling me that we're now the owners of a wooden mushroom

0:21:40 > 0:21:43valued at seven million pounds?

0:21:43 > 0:21:45- Yep.- I think you'll find

0:21:45 > 0:21:48- that- I- am the owner of mushroom

0:21:48 > 0:21:50and whilst it's in my possession,

0:21:50 > 0:21:53I shall wear it always.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55Eugh!

0:21:55 > 0:21:57Oh, yes!

0:21:57 > 0:22:01- Nice one, Hacker. Finally our brilliant plan comes off!- What plan?

0:22:01 > 0:22:04- Eh?- I didn't do that swap.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06- You didn't?- No.

0:22:06 > 0:22:10- Then where's the necklace? - Yes, where IS the necklace?

0:22:10 > 0:22:12BURP!

0:22:12 > 0:22:13Yummy.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15Tastes so good.

0:22:15 > 0:22:16No!

0:22:16 > 0:22:17No!

0:22:17 > 0:22:20Noooooo!

0:22:25 > 0:22:27Oh.

0:22:27 > 0:22:28"Dating disaster"?

0:22:28 > 0:22:31"After the unexpected destruction

0:22:31 > 0:22:34"of the Warm Hugs Dating Agency computer,

0:22:34 > 0:22:36"all the lonely hearts in Pilbury

0:22:36 > 0:22:40"have been matched up to the wrong dates."

0:22:44 > 0:22:48And who's responsible for this disaster?

0:22:48 > 0:22:51Digby Digwooooorth!

0:22:59 > 0:23:01Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

0:23:01 > 0:23:03Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

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