Now That's Magic

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0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Time is running out

0:00:07 > 0:00:09# Stories to be found

0:00:09 > 0:00:11# What's it all about?

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Got to go and check around

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# If there's a rumour going round

0:00:17 > 0:00:19# Don't you forget it

0:00:19 > 0:00:22# Wherever something's going down

0:00:22 > 0:00:24# Got to get that scoop

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Got to get that scoop

0:00:27 > 0:00:29# Got to get that scoop

0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Got to get that S-C-O-O-P. #

0:00:34 > 0:00:35- COMPUTER BLEEPS - Digby.

0:00:35 > 0:00:39Digby. Are you listening to me?

0:00:39 > 0:00:41Just five more minutes.

0:00:41 > 0:00:47- Digby!- You said five more minutes. - Digby, that was 12 hours ago!

0:00:50 > 0:00:54- I just need to finish this level. - It's for three-to-five-year-olds.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56You've been on level one ten days.

0:00:56 > 0:01:00I had the screen the wrong way up for eight, so it's two.

0:01:00 > 0:01:05- I'm about to show you my next amazing trick.- Hacker.

0:01:05 > 0:01:09It's not Hacker any more - it's The Amazing Hackeraza,

0:01:09 > 0:01:13the most incredible amateur magician in all of Pilbury!

0:01:13 > 0:01:17The ONLY amateur magician in Pilbury, thank goodness.

0:01:17 > 0:01:22Before your very eyes, I will make this pork pie completely disappear.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25I simply cover it with a magic handkerchief...

0:01:27 > 0:01:28like that

0:01:28 > 0:01:34and we both close our eyes and say, "Meaty, meaty, moo,"

0:01:34 > 0:01:36and it's completely...

0:01:37 > 0:01:41..vanished! Yes, gone. Wow! It really worked.

0:01:41 > 0:01:45- I must be getting good at this. Oi! - It's a very good trick.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Now, give me a teaspoon.

0:01:47 > 0:01:51For my next trick, I will make it stick to your forehead.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54- There aren't any. - There are loads of...

0:01:54 > 0:01:58I don't believe it. You've not washed up for the last month.

0:01:58 > 0:02:03- I've been busy with this game.- You're the least active person I know.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06I'm the only dog in Pilbury who never has walkies.

0:02:06 > 0:02:11When you saw a flyer for the fun run, you had to lie down and cry.

0:02:13 > 0:02:17Didn't you? And all you do is play on that computer.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20I go to work, don't I? PHONE RINGS

0:02:20 > 0:02:24- Hello.- Digworth! You've not been in the office for two weeks.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27- Have you missed me?- 'Shut up.'

0:02:27 > 0:02:30You may know the editor of The Gilbury Gazette

0:02:30 > 0:02:33has put their clocks forward by one hour,

0:02:33 > 0:02:38- to keep them ahead of the game. - Good idea.- Not as good as mine.

0:02:38 > 0:02:43I've gone one better and put ours forward by an entire day! Ha-ha!

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Now, that's initiative.

0:02:45 > 0:02:50I expect you here in ten minutes to present your next story idea.

0:02:50 > 0:02:54- Your watch or my watch?- Pardon? - All this clock changing.

0:02:54 > 0:02:58Do you want me tomorrow, today, or should I have come yesterday?

0:02:58 > 0:03:03Come now, you idiot! This story better be AMAZING!

0:03:05 > 0:03:09What am I going to do? I need something to write about.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12Digby, what have we just been talking about?

0:03:12 > 0:03:16The answer's right in front of you. The Amazing Hacker...

0:03:16 > 0:03:20Yes, the amazing Pilbury Fun Run. Brilliant idea! Max'll love this.

0:03:20 > 0:03:24All I have to do is sit watching the joggers go by.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26We've got ten minutes to pitch it,

0:03:26 > 0:03:30- or we'll be writing horoscopes for the next year.- Not the fun run.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33The greatest magician in town!

0:03:33 > 0:03:37Give it up, Hacker. You're making yourself look stupid.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40And if there's one thing I can't stand,

0:03:40 > 0:03:42it's people looking stupid.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49CLATTERING AND SPLUTTERING

0:03:49 > 0:03:54- That doesn't sound good. - Hacker, I know about cars, all right?

0:03:54 > 0:03:55It may look shabby,

0:03:55 > 0:03:59but the one thing this beauty won't do is break down.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01ENGINE CLUNKS

0:04:01 > 0:04:02Right.

0:04:06 > 0:04:11- The engine's in the back in this car.- Ha-ha! Not any more.

0:04:11 > 0:04:12I swapped it!

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Oh...

0:04:14 > 0:04:16budgies!

0:04:20 > 0:04:21Hey-hey!

0:04:36 > 0:04:38ENGINE STARTS

0:04:40 > 0:04:43ENGINE PURRS

0:04:47 > 0:04:49ENGINE CUTS OUT

0:04:53 > 0:04:55ENGINE STARTS

0:04:57 > 0:04:59ENGINE CUTS OUT

0:05:02 > 0:05:04ENGINE STARTS

0:05:07 > 0:05:09ENGINE CUTS OUT

0:05:12 > 0:05:15ENGINE STARTS

0:05:18 > 0:05:20ENGINE PURRS

0:05:20 > 0:05:24- I'm just going to get a paper. - You're a reporter...in a way.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26You never read a paper!

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Digby?

0:05:32 > 0:05:33Digby!

0:05:37 > 0:05:40- Go, go, go!- YOU'RE the driver!

0:05:49 > 0:05:52HE PANTS AND GASPS

0:05:52 > 0:05:56- Digworth, why are you so out of breath?- It's the fifth floor!

0:05:56 > 0:05:59- Why not use the lift? - I did take the lift!

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Never mind that. Have you got a story?

0:06:03 > 0:06:06- Have I got a story! - That's what I asked.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Well, the answer's yes.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11I'm going to do... the Pilbury Fun Run.

0:06:11 > 0:06:16- Ah, good grief, man!- All right, I'm sorry. I'll think of something else.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19- It's brilliant!- What? You mean you like it?

0:06:19 > 0:06:23Oh, I love it. Ha-ha! That's a real scoop!

0:06:23 > 0:06:26Did you hear that, Hacker? A real scoop.

0:06:26 > 0:06:30- Finally, I'm getting the respect I deserve.- Oh! Ah!

0:06:30 > 0:06:35- Now, listen. Are you sure you want to do this?- Well, yeah.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40Clarabelle, send a memo to everyone in the office.

0:06:40 > 0:06:45The fun run starts in two hours, and Digby is going to run it for us.

0:06:45 > 0:06:49Then he'll report on his experiences in the newspaper tomorrow.

0:06:49 > 0:06:53- I can't...- Wait to get started? I like where you're coming from.

0:06:53 > 0:06:57- I don't want to...- Hog the limelight? Don't be modest - be proud.

0:06:57 > 0:07:02- But, sir, I don't want to RUN the fun run.- You want to WIN it. Attaboy!

0:07:02 > 0:07:06Let me explain to you why this means so much to us.

0:07:06 > 0:07:10One year ago, we sent a reporter to take part in the fun run.

0:07:10 > 0:07:15Our best man, Bob Bobson. He ran his heart out for The Pilbury Post,

0:07:15 > 0:07:19but little did we know our hated rivals The Gilbury Gazette

0:07:19 > 0:07:24had entered a runner, too. Their guy was fast. Real fast.

0:07:24 > 0:07:28So fast he won the race and broke the course record.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30They never let us forget it.

0:07:30 > 0:07:35We need you to break the course record. Do it for me.

0:07:35 > 0:07:40Do it for The Pilbury Post. Do it for the memory of Bob Bobson!

0:07:40 > 0:07:43You mean...he died?

0:07:43 > 0:07:47I sacked him. Couldn't run. Waste of space.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50If you break that record, it's front-page news.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55The race starts in two hours.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58We need a way to convince Max that I can't do it.

0:07:58 > 0:08:03But you can do it. It's not as if you're injured or anything.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05That's it!

0:08:07 > 0:08:10- Bite me.- That's not very nice.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13- If you take a chunk out of my leg, I won't have to race.- Ooh!

0:08:13 > 0:08:20I don't bite people. I'd have to be SO angry to do anything like that.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Really?

0:08:25 > 0:08:29Ho-ho-ho! Dear me. This is all right, innit, eh? Mm!

0:08:29 > 0:08:33Put it in, then out, and horse.

0:08:33 > 0:08:39Eating these spicy Italian meatballs that Hacker brought in for his lunch.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42Mm! Ooh! I dread to think what Hacker will do

0:08:42 > 0:08:45when he finds out I've stolen his food.

0:08:45 > 0:08:49He'll probably be really, really...angry, and bite me.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51I'm not angry.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54- Why?- I've just eaten your pizza.

0:08:56 > 0:09:00- And they're not meatballs. - What are they?- Dog food.

0:09:05 > 0:09:09That's that, then. There's no getting out of this.

0:09:09 > 0:09:14- You won't change your mind and run with me?- Ooh! I've got no trainers.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17- And me feet'd be cut to ribbons. - Fair enough.

0:09:18 > 0:09:22Wait! Cut to ribbons.

0:09:24 > 0:09:29Let's get this straight. You mistook a washing machine for a lawnmower,

0:09:29 > 0:09:33- now your sports kit's in hundreds of pieces?- Afraid so.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36But at least my dishes won't need mowing for a while.

0:09:36 > 0:09:42- Why not borrow someone else's kit? - Because, er...no-one has any.

0:09:42 > 0:09:48- I checked with all the guys.- You only checked with the guys?- Well, yeah.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53Clarabelle, get me...Big Bertha.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00Come on, Digby. What do you say?

0:10:03 > 0:10:08- Thank you, sir.- Not at all, though it's not me you should be thanking.

0:10:08 > 0:10:11It's Big Bertha. She's a very generous woman.

0:10:11 > 0:10:18Sweaty, but generous. Now, listen. I want you to CRUSH this record!

0:10:18 > 0:10:21- It'll be a great story. - Will you be mad if I don't?

0:10:21 > 0:10:25- Course not.- Oh, d'you mean that? - Course not.- Wait.

0:10:25 > 0:10:29How about we wish you luck with one of my amazing magic tricks?

0:10:29 > 0:10:31Oh, for the last time, Hacker!

0:10:31 > 0:10:34- You can do magic?- Yeah.

0:10:34 > 0:10:38- Why not say so in the first place, man?- Dog.- Dog.

0:10:41 > 0:10:46Now, I'm going to wave my magic wand, say my magic rhyme,

0:10:46 > 0:10:50and all of a sudden, the two of you will be free!

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Stuck together by a magic force,

0:10:53 > 0:10:57I set them free without even using a horse!

0:11:00 > 0:11:04Stuck together by a magic force,

0:11:04 > 0:11:10I set them free without even using a horse. Ay!

0:11:10 > 0:11:14Neh, ni... Ugh!

0:11:14 > 0:11:17Oh...budgies.

0:11:19 > 0:11:24What? Yes. Yes! We're stuck in handcuffs.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26I know it's not a fire.

0:11:26 > 0:11:30The Fire Brigade doesn't just do fires, does it?

0:11:30 > 0:11:35If it was a Fire And Getting People Out Of Handcuffs Brigade, I'd...

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Hello? Hello?! Ugh!

0:11:37 > 0:11:42- No joy?- She said they couldn't get here for six hours, then hung up.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45Come on, Hacker. You've got to remember how to do it.

0:11:45 > 0:11:50You said the clue's in the rhyme - it tells you how to do the trick.

0:11:50 > 0:11:54- You put it in in case you forgot. - But now I can remember the rhyme,

0:11:54 > 0:11:58- but not what the clue means.- Oh!

0:11:58 > 0:12:01I'll never be able to break that record now. Ooh!

0:12:01 > 0:12:05Don't you worry, Digby. I know how much that run means to you.

0:12:05 > 0:12:10If Hacker and the Fire Brigade can't free us, I'll do it myself.

0:12:10 > 0:12:11Hold that a minute.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17THEY GRUNT

0:12:20 > 0:12:22No.

0:12:23 > 0:12:27Just... Give us the thing, and then I...

0:12:30 > 0:12:32- Ugh!- Ooh!

0:12:32 > 0:12:33- Yay!- Ooh!

0:12:33 > 0:12:36- Ooh!- Ooh!

0:12:36 > 0:12:38Looks like you were right, Digby.

0:12:38 > 0:12:42- You're not doing the fun run after all.- Really?- Yeah.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45You're not doing it. WE are.

0:12:49 > 0:12:53- This is ridiculous! We can't run 10km like this.- We can and we will.

0:12:53 > 0:12:57I know what it means to you to break the record for us,

0:12:57 > 0:12:59and I won't be the one to stop it.

0:13:03 > 0:13:04I can't breathe.

0:13:04 > 0:13:09- What are they doing? - Ooh!- I'll get in first.

0:13:16 > 0:13:20No, no, no. You budge over. We'll swap when I get in.

0:13:20 > 0:13:24- Come on.- Ooh!- That's it.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28PARP!

0:13:35 > 0:13:37I've got it. That way.

0:13:49 > 0:13:50Go on, Digby.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52- Watch the gear stick.- Ooh!

0:13:52 > 0:13:53That's it.

0:13:56 > 0:13:59- Ooh!- Come on, Hacker.- Hacker!

0:13:59 > 0:14:02SPLASHING

0:14:06 > 0:14:10- Are we there yet?- Try and remember how to open these cuffs.

0:14:10 > 0:14:14Hang on! It's telling me I need to find a horse magician

0:14:14 > 0:14:16to set you free.

0:14:16 > 0:14:20- A horse magician?- You don't think "horse" is only in there

0:14:20 > 0:14:24cos you couldn't think of anything else to rhyme with "force"?

0:14:25 > 0:14:28Oh, yeah!

0:14:28 > 0:14:31- Start the engine.- Are we there yet?

0:14:36 > 0:14:38Where is everyone?

0:14:38 > 0:14:43The race started 20 minutes ago. You'll have to catch up. Get out.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47The lock.

0:14:50 > 0:14:52Oh! Here.

0:14:55 > 0:14:56The sunroof!

0:15:01 > 0:15:03- HE GRUNTS - Oh! Stop!

0:15:04 > 0:15:06Oh! Ugh!

0:15:06 > 0:15:10- I know! The windows. - Windows, yes. Yes.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16Stop it, stop it! Oh, you klutz!

0:15:16 > 0:15:19Push me. Please, please, push me!

0:15:20 > 0:15:23Ooh! Now you, Max.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33Stop, stop!

0:15:33 > 0:15:35Oh, well.

0:15:35 > 0:15:39I guess I'll just have to do the race next year instead.

0:15:39 > 0:15:44Psst! If you want Digby to break the record, there's one thing to try.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46- Is there?- Yeah.

0:15:46 > 0:15:47HACKER WHISPERS

0:15:47 > 0:15:50MAX CHUCKLES

0:15:50 > 0:15:51That's brilliant!

0:15:51 > 0:15:53What is?

0:15:53 > 0:15:56HE CACKLES

0:16:11 > 0:16:14I'm so tired! I'm so tired, I...

0:16:14 > 0:16:16I'm not fit enough for this.

0:16:16 > 0:16:20I'm going to die. I'll never make it to the end. I'm so t...

0:16:20 > 0:16:23Wait a minute. Am I?

0:16:23 > 0:16:27Actually, I'm all right. I don't feel tired. I feel fine.

0:16:27 > 0:16:32Maybe I like running and I've just never given it a proper try.

0:16:32 > 0:16:37This is great! Look at me, guys. Look - I can run!

0:16:37 > 0:16:41I CAN RUN! Ha-ha!

0:16:47 > 0:16:48Whoo!

0:17:12 > 0:17:15- ENGINE CUTS OUT - Oh, no!

0:17:15 > 0:17:18It's going to be fine. We're almost there.

0:17:18 > 0:17:23- I'm connected to a stationary car! - We're ahead of record schedule.

0:17:23 > 0:17:28- All you have to do is cross that line and victory is mine!- Yours?!

0:17:28 > 0:17:33- Ours.- Mine!- Ours. Come on, fur ball. What about that magic trick?

0:17:33 > 0:17:37- I'm trying. And don't talk to me like that.- Like what?

0:17:37 > 0:17:40Like I'm some kind of...animal.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42You are. You're a dog.

0:17:42 > 0:17:46- Good point. - There's nothing for it, Digworth.

0:17:46 > 0:17:50I'll take the brake off. You pull us across that line.

0:17:50 > 0:17:54- I can't do that!- Yes, you can. All you need is some motivation.

0:17:54 > 0:17:58Moose, moose! Arriba, arriba!

0:17:58 > 0:18:00# I don't know but I've been told... #

0:18:00 > 0:18:02Come on!

0:18:03 > 0:18:06HE GRUNTS

0:18:06 > 0:18:10No, no. It's no good. No good. Have to think of another plan.

0:18:10 > 0:18:16I know! I'll make the car less heavy! Of course!

0:18:23 > 0:18:26- But they're my emergency treats! - Come on.

0:18:28 > 0:18:31- Any better?- No!

0:18:34 > 0:18:39I can't even go home. Thanks to Magic Mutt, we're locked together.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41Of all the people to be stuck to.

0:18:41 > 0:18:46No offence. You don't exactly have a magnetic personality, Digworth.

0:18:46 > 0:18:50- Say that again.- Digworth. - No, back a bit.

0:18:50 > 0:18:55- Offence?- Forward.- Personality?- Back. - Exactly?- Forward.- Have a?

0:18:55 > 0:18:57No. You said "magnetic".

0:18:57 > 0:19:01- Did I?- Yeah.- Why d'you want me to say it again?- That's it - the trick.

0:19:01 > 0:19:04The magic force I mentioned in the rhyme.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07It means the force of magnetism!

0:19:07 > 0:19:12I just need to wave a magnet over the cuffs and the lock should open.

0:19:14 > 0:19:15Give it here.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23We did it! We did it! Ha-ha-ha!

0:19:23 > 0:19:25Mwah!

0:19:25 > 0:19:27Oh, pfft, pfft.

0:19:27 > 0:19:32- Come on. Run, Digby, run. You can do it!- No energy left.

0:19:32 > 0:19:36This is useless. I blame myself. Though, obviously, I'll sack him.

0:19:36 > 0:19:40Wait! If the magnet worked on the locks of the handcuffs,

0:19:40 > 0:19:44I wonder it might also work on the door.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49We did it! We did it! Ha-ha-ha!

0:19:56 > 0:19:59Give me a hand, Digby. Come on, there's still time.

0:19:59 > 0:20:05- Come on, big fella. Here we go. Come on. You can do this.- Leave me alone.

0:20:05 > 0:20:09- I believe in you. Come on!- I don't want to.- I believe in you, Digby.

0:20:09 > 0:20:14- I don't believe in me. No. No. - What you doing?- No! I don't want to!

0:20:22 > 0:20:24Whoa-oh! Meh...

0:20:24 > 0:20:28- You can do it! - I can't.- Come on, big fella.

0:20:28 > 0:20:31DIGBY GROANS

0:20:35 > 0:20:38MAX CHEERS

0:20:39 > 0:20:41Yay!

0:20:44 > 0:20:46In your face, losers.

0:20:46 > 0:20:51Ha-ha-ha! The Pilbury Post has broken your record, once again.

0:20:51 > 0:20:57# We are the champions, my friend

0:20:57 > 0:21:02- BOTH:- # And we'll keep on fighting till the end

0:21:02 > 0:21:06- MUSIC PLAYS - # We are the champions... #

0:21:06 > 0:21:09HACKER CLEARS THROAT, MUSIC STOPS

0:21:09 > 0:21:11What?

0:21:12 > 0:21:13Yeah, what?

0:21:15 > 0:21:16Tomorrow.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18Tomorrow!

0:21:18 > 0:21:23- Yeah. "Fun Run tomorrow." - But why? How?

0:21:23 > 0:21:26Somebody changed all the calendars, remember?

0:21:26 > 0:21:32- "So we're always a day ahead of our rivals."- Oh, yeah!

0:21:32 > 0:21:36- But I...- Don't you worry about it. I'll see you at the start line.

0:21:36 > 0:21:40- And remember - I want that record broken.- I can't.

0:21:40 > 0:21:44- I really can't!- Get a good sleep, eat spinach, you'll be fine.

0:21:44 > 0:21:48- Now, I'm going to call you a cab. - I can't!

0:21:48 > 0:21:52- VOICE ECHOES:- 'Call you a cab. Cab. Cab. Cab, cab, cab.'

0:21:52 > 0:21:56No, you're right. I'll be fine.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59I'll be fine!

0:21:59 > 0:22:01Because I can do this.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04I CAN DO THIS!

0:22:04 > 0:22:07No need to shout. I'm only standing here.

0:22:11 > 0:22:16Ah, now let's see if young Digby managed to pull it off. Ha-ha-ha!

0:22:16 > 0:22:21Ooh, this could really shut those twerps at The Gilbury Gazette up.

0:22:21 > 0:22:25"Digby breaks record." Yes! Whoo-hoo!

0:22:26 > 0:22:32"But only because he secretly takes a cab." The little cheat took a cab.

0:22:32 > 0:22:39- ECHOING YELL:- Digby Digwor-rrrth!

0:22:39 > 0:22:40HACKER WHISTLES

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