0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Time is running out
0:00:07 > 0:00:09# Stories to be found
0:00:09 > 0:00:11# What's it all about?
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Got to go and check around
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# If there's a rumour going round
0:00:17 > 0:00:19# Don't you forget it
0:00:19 > 0:00:22# Wherever something's going down
0:00:22 > 0:00:24# Got to get that scoop
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Got to get that scoop
0:00:27 > 0:00:29# Got to get that scoop
0:00:29 > 0:00:34# Got to get that S-C-O-O-P. #
0:00:39 > 0:00:44- Laugh if you wish, Hacker.- Hah-ha-ha!
0:00:44 > 0:00:48I've started exercising, something you should think about
0:00:48 > 0:00:53instead of sitting there at a keyboard! Come on. And a one,
0:00:53 > 0:00:55two, three,
0:00:55 > 0:00:58four! And a one,
0:00:58 > 0:01:01two, three, BARRY PANTS
0:01:01 > 0:01:07four! Oh!
0:01:07 > 0:01:12I'm bushed! But, I am feeling much healthier!
0:01:12 > 0:01:17I'll say one thing, this keep fit does give you an appetite! Ah!
0:01:17 > 0:01:22- My all-time favourite start to the day!- THAT'S MINE!
0:01:22 > 0:01:25All right! Sorry! HACKER GROWLS
0:01:25 > 0:01:31- You opened today's paper?- Yeah. - "Lenny leaps to the top?"- Leonie!
0:01:31 > 0:01:36- Leonie Hart.- Lenny who? - Leonie! The pop star.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Her new single's top of the charts.
0:01:38 > 0:01:43- Never heard of her! Popular with dogs, is she?- Number one!
0:01:43 > 0:01:46- That's given me a great idea for a story!- Yeah!
0:01:46 > 0:01:51- We could interview Leonie Hart! Oh, Leonie!- No-no!
0:01:51 > 0:01:55I mean, dog music! Music for dogs!
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Then we could have music for cats!
0:01:58 > 0:02:03- Grrr! Cats?!- Guinea pigs, hamsters... It could run and run!
0:02:03 > 0:02:06It's fun, it's fresh, it's furry!
0:02:06 > 0:02:11What more could you want? Quick, let's go and tell Max!
0:02:14 > 0:02:18Nah! We want a lot more than that, Digworth.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20We've done music for animals.
0:02:20 > 0:02:26Everyone knows pigs enjoy the Latin beat. Aye, aye, aye - oink, oink!
0:02:26 > 0:02:30Have I got a story for you today! What d'ya think?
0:02:30 > 0:02:33- Very nice. Is it new?- Not the player!
0:02:33 > 0:02:36The song on it! Leonie's new number one.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39CRUNCH!
0:02:39 > 0:02:44She's doing a webcast to celebrate and I want you to cover it.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48- Ah, Leonie! We're going to meet Leonie Hart!- Oh, yes!
0:02:48 > 0:02:53Digby is the only man for the job with his...special abilities!
0:02:53 > 0:02:57- Wit, charm, tact, intelligence... - Well, put like that!
0:02:57 > 0:03:01All you have to do is go with the competition winner.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04- Competition winner? - Did I not say?
0:03:04 > 0:03:09We ran a competition to find Leonie's biggest fan. My niece won!
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Not, Belinda?!
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Oh, budgies!
0:03:14 > 0:03:17You know Belinda?
0:03:17 > 0:03:22Yes, you helped at one of her birthday parties a few years ago.
0:03:22 > 0:03:26- What did she have you doing again? - Pin the tail on the donkey!
0:03:26 > 0:03:30PARTY MUSIC
0:03:30 > 0:03:33DIGBY WAILS
0:03:33 > 0:03:40Ha-ha-ha! A terrific sense of fun, Belinda. Anyway, listen.
0:03:40 > 0:03:44She's waited weeks to see Leonie. It can't go wrong.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48Understand? Or my life won't be worth living!
0:03:48 > 0:03:53- If my life's bad, imagine what yours is going to be like!- Gulp!
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Look on the positive side, Hacker.
0:03:56 > 0:04:01It's a good story, a number one song and you get to meet Lenny Hart.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Belinda's not so bad. That donkey business -
0:04:04 > 0:04:07couldn't sit down for a month but...it'll be fun.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Hacker? Hacker?
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Hacker!
0:04:12 > 0:04:18- Come on, Hacker! - Not Belinda! Anyone but BELINDA!
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Well, this is the place, Hacker.
0:04:21 > 0:04:27Just got time to introduce ourselves before Belinda arrives. Come on.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29- #...I will make it through - # The show will go on
0:04:29 > 0:04:31# Every time I learn
0:04:31 > 0:04:34- # Just be who you are - # The show will go on
0:04:34 > 0:04:36# You see, with me
0:04:36 > 0:04:39- # I can make it far - # The show will go on
0:04:39 > 0:04:44- # So much of my journey to go - # Journey to go
0:04:44 > 0:04:47- # I'm climbing every mountain I know - # Mountain I know
0:04:47 > 0:04:51# Whatever comes between us the show
0:04:51 > 0:04:56- # Will go on! # - Hacker!
0:04:56 > 0:04:57# The show will go on! #
0:04:57 > 0:05:02- # Watch out, I shout... # Arrgh!- Leonie?
0:05:02 > 0:05:05- You all right? - Ooh! Just a bit surprised!
0:05:05 > 0:05:10- Can someone put this animal out of its misery?- He's with me!- You are?
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Digby D Digworth. And you?
0:05:13 > 0:05:17Ha! Well, Mr Digworth. I am Leonie's manager, Nigel Powell.
0:05:17 > 0:05:22Pop impresario, producer and chief judge on the Talent Factor.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25You might have seen me on TV.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29- No, sorry, can't place the face. - Who's this, then?
0:05:29 > 0:05:33- My assistant, Hacker. - What a sweet, little thing!
0:05:33 > 0:05:37- Aren't you a cutie?! Nigel, it's some sort of meerkat!- Yeah.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41Meerkat! Get off me! Not having this, from you.
0:05:41 > 0:05:46- Could you throw them out? - No! You can't do that!
0:05:46 > 0:05:50Digworth, these are my studios. I do whatever I like.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52No, you don't understand.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55- I'm with the Pilbury Post!- What?!
0:05:55 > 0:06:00- You're the press guys? With the competition winner?- Yeah!
0:06:00 > 0:06:02- Oh, great(!)- Isn't it?!
0:06:02 > 0:06:05OK. But interfere with anything else...
0:06:05 > 0:06:08- We won't!- Right.
0:06:08 > 0:06:13- Places, everyone, from the top! - Hey, love the hat!- Oh!
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Meerkat! She called me a meerkat!
0:06:16 > 0:06:20- Funny how quick you can go off someone!- Sssh!
0:06:20 > 0:06:26- Oof!- May I just, eh, congratulate you on your...number one, Lenny.
0:06:26 > 0:06:32Leonie! Thanks! He-he! Hey, love, what d'ya think of me extensions?
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Fake but they cost a fortune!
0:06:34 > 0:06:38- They're very...hairy!- Ooh!
0:06:38 > 0:06:42- Ahem, allow me.- Oh, ha-ha!
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- What a gentleman, ha-ha!- He-he-he!
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Could you leave the stage, Mr Digworth?
0:06:48 > 0:06:51- TWEAK! - Oh! Ah!
0:06:51 > 0:06:54- TWEAK! - Oh! Ah!- Hacker, give us a hand!- No!
0:06:54 > 0:06:57She called me a meerkat.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00- Uch!- Wait, I think I've got it!
0:07:00 > 0:07:03- RIP! - Oh! Ah! Ow!
0:07:03 > 0:07:08Well, It's only a bit of fake hair, man! Ha-ha!
0:07:08 > 0:07:11I'll see what make-up can do.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13The show will go on!
0:07:13 > 0:07:18The show will go on, but not everybody will be watching it.
0:07:18 > 0:07:22- Bit of glue, Bob's your uncle! - Tell me, Mr Digworth,
0:07:22 > 0:07:28- are you familiar with the Mikkelmaus Manicure?- No! What's that?
0:07:28 > 0:07:34- Well, it's when he... - NIGEL WHISPERS
0:07:36 > 0:07:38CRACK!
0:07:38 > 0:07:42- I don't want one of those, no. - Oh, pity.
0:07:42 > 0:07:46- See them out.- What about the competition winner?!- Tough.
0:07:46 > 0:07:50- Please, it's Belinda de Lacey!- Right.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54Places everyone for another rehearsal, thank you.
0:07:56 > 0:08:02Oof! But you don't understand! Please! I'm a...
0:08:04 > 0:08:08Ooh! Let's ju...
0:08:08 > 0:08:13Look, Hacker. Belinda's not here yet, so...
0:08:13 > 0:08:15DOOR BANGS
0:08:15 > 0:08:18- Yeah, Mel, just got here!- Belinda!
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Lovely to see you again!
0:08:20 > 0:08:25Oh, fab, it's Eeyore! Yeah, the tubby bloke. I'll call you back.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29- How have you been?- Where's Leonie?
0:08:29 > 0:08:31- She's through there.- Fine.
0:08:31 > 0:08:36- Yeah, I'm just going in now, Mel. - Wait, you can't!
0:08:36 > 0:08:39- Not yet.- I'll call you back. Why not?
0:08:39 > 0:08:46- Leonie is expecting me, isn't she? - Yes, of course! But, Belinda...
0:08:46 > 0:08:51What would you say, if I said... You couldn't see her today?
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Me?! I'd say nothing. Ha-ha!
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Nothing!
0:08:56 > 0:09:01Apart from telling Uncle Max that this is the worst day of my life!
0:09:01 > 0:09:03- Why?- No reason!
0:09:03 > 0:09:07Em, I've just got some things to sort, em...
0:09:07 > 0:09:11Why don't you have a listen to her new number one single?!
0:09:11 > 0:09:16- Pop back, in...- Three minutes and 40 seconds.- Exactly.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Fine, but I'm keeping this!
0:09:21 > 0:09:27Hacker, what do you think Max'll do if Belinda doesn't see Lenny today?
0:09:27 > 0:09:29It's Leonie! And I think...
0:09:29 > 0:09:32SMASH!
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Something like that.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39As I thought. We need to get her in without Nigel knowing.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42We want a distraction, but how?
0:09:42 > 0:09:47- Got it! That Nigel's into his music. - Yeah?- Well, that's it then!
0:09:47 > 0:09:54- What's it?- What would you say if I said the magic words, air xylophone?
0:09:54 > 0:09:59Why do I have to distract Nigel? You got us into this mess!
0:09:59 > 0:10:04OK, then. You can wait out here with...Belinda!
0:10:04 > 0:10:08Oh, yeah, they just ooze stupidity!
0:10:08 > 0:10:12One distraction coming up!
0:10:12 > 0:10:17MUSIC PLAYS INSIDE BUZZ!
0:10:17 > 0:10:19BUZZ!
0:10:19 > 0:10:23Get on with it. Mikkelmaus, check that out.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26If it's that reporter, you know what to do.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28CRACK!
0:10:28 > 0:10:33Hello, Brian. No, I can't do 2.30, can I?
0:10:33 > 0:10:38..I'll give him one minute then I'm calling Uncle Max!
0:10:38 > 0:10:41SQUEAKY VOICE: Hello! Ahem.
0:10:41 > 0:10:47I was wondering if you could explain again about the Mikkelmaus Manicure?
0:10:47 > 0:10:50MIKKELMAUS WHISPERS
0:10:50 > 0:10:52I'm in!
0:10:52 > 0:10:56Yeah, it's all right.
0:10:56 > 0:11:01I...eh, I remember now. Thanks!
0:11:01 > 0:11:04THUMP! Grrrrr-arrgh!
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Ha-ha!
0:11:15 > 0:11:19Ohh-ahh! Ugh!
0:11:19 > 0:11:23- Who you calling?- Uncle Max. - There's no need for that!
0:11:23 > 0:11:29- You'll see Lenny soon!- You said that three minutes and 40 seconds ago!
0:11:29 > 0:11:34I've waited years, since Mum bought me that first CD!
0:11:34 > 0:11:38She buys me one every birthday and a poster, when I do well in exams!
0:11:38 > 0:11:42- How many posters have you got? - Just the one!
0:11:42 > 0:11:45Ah! Oh!
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Ugh, he's engaged!
0:11:47 > 0:11:50(Thank you!)
0:11:52 > 0:11:56Oi, Nig! I bet you've never seen anything like this!
0:11:56 > 0:12:01Oh, the rabid mutt is back. Mikkelmaus!
0:12:01 > 0:12:06- I think they're ready for us now! - About time!
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Ah!
0:12:09 > 0:12:12Oh!
0:12:13 > 0:12:18- Hit it! - JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYS
0:12:18 > 0:12:21- CRACK! - Hold on a moment.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24This might be quite good.
0:12:29 > 0:12:35Em...dressing room's, eh, that way!
0:12:38 > 0:12:42- No, it's rubbish. Get him off. - CRACK!
0:12:42 > 0:12:46JAUNTY MUSIC
0:13:01 > 0:13:05- Oh! You sure this is the right way? - Yeah, of course it is.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07BELINDA SCREAMS
0:13:07 > 0:13:11- Oh, oh...!- What is it?! - There's no signal!
0:13:11 > 0:13:15No signal! You've taken me somewhere there's no signal!
0:13:15 > 0:13:18- We are getting out of here now! - Hold on!
0:13:18 > 0:13:21Hah-ha-ha!
0:13:21 > 0:13:26- Wroof?- Do you know what they do to rabid dogs?
0:13:26 > 0:13:30Buy them bones and take them on holiday?
0:13:30 > 0:13:35No, they lock them up in dark rooms to keep them out of trouble.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38Ruff! Grrr!
0:13:38 > 0:13:41Oh, budgies!
0:13:41 > 0:13:46- Yes, finally!- What? No-no!
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Don't do that! No!
0:13:48 > 0:13:51Look, look. Here you are!
0:13:51 > 0:13:54- 'Oh!'- Ooh! Sorry! - It's still engaged.
0:13:54 > 0:13:58Uncle said it was a VIP experience. When he hears about this...!
0:13:58 > 0:14:02Look! Belinda, we're here!
0:14:03 > 0:14:07Typical! You've brought me to the wrong room!
0:14:07 > 0:14:12- No, no, it can't be, look! - Tell that to my uncle!- 'Come on in.'
0:14:12 > 0:14:16Sorry, pet, I was just adjusting me... Oh, it's you.
0:14:16 > 0:14:20- I am so sorry about the hair, Lenny. - Leonie.
0:14:20 > 0:14:25Leonie, sorry. I am so sorry and I got everything I deserved.
0:14:25 > 0:14:30But - is it fair to punish this poor woman who thinks meeting you
0:14:30 > 0:14:33will be the highlight of her life?
0:14:33 > 0:14:37- What are you asking me? - The competition winner, she's here!
0:14:37 > 0:14:43- I'd love to meet her. Bring her in. - Thanks, Lenny!- Leonie.- Sorry, sorry!
0:14:43 > 0:14:45LEONIE SIGHS
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Belinda! Where is she?
0:14:48 > 0:14:51- WHACK! - Oof!- Back in a minute, Lenny!- Oh!
0:14:51 > 0:14:54'It's Leonie!'
0:14:54 > 0:14:58- Ah, pfff!- Right.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01We'll let you out after we've finished
0:15:01 > 0:15:06and you're no longer a danger to anyone.
0:15:06 > 0:15:07- BANG! - Oh!
0:15:07 > 0:15:12- DOOR LOCKS - Oh, budgies!
0:15:15 > 0:15:20Right, hopefully we can carry on without any hassle. Leonie?
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Leonie!
0:15:23 > 0:15:28Oh, eh! What happened there, then? Ah!
0:15:28 > 0:15:33...and Uncle Max, he's got some sort of rat with him.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36- There you are. Lenny's ready for ya! - Leonie!
0:15:36 > 0:15:39I'm on the phone. Tell her to come to me.
0:15:39 > 0:15:44- But she won't..- Uncle says you've got one minute!- Tell him it's sorted.
0:15:47 > 0:15:51Uncle Max, this is the worst day of my entire life. Uh!
0:15:51 > 0:15:55I was talking to Mr Digworth, next thing, I'm kissing the door!
0:15:55 > 0:16:01- Digworth, he's back too?- It's only a black eye. The show will go on!
0:16:01 > 0:16:04- Aah!- There he is. Get him!
0:16:14 > 0:16:19- Come on!- Where's Leonie? - She's meeting us...on the stage!
0:16:19 > 0:16:22- NIGEL: Mikkelmaus! - Come on!
0:16:22 > 0:16:24BELINDA SCREAMS
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Blluuhh! Right behind you.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30Why is that man chasing us?!
0:16:30 > 0:16:34- He wants your VIP pass. - But I haven't got a VIP pass.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37Yeah, details, details. Ah!
0:16:37 > 0:16:40KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! In there!
0:16:40 > 0:16:44- You're kidding! - Do you want to see Lenny or not?!
0:16:44 > 0:16:48You're telling me, LEONIE Hart, is in there?
0:16:48 > 0:16:54Look, just do it while I sort this out!
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Through there!
0:17:00 > 0:17:03- Oh! - NIGEL: 'Here he is!'
0:17:10 > 0:17:13BELINDA SIGHS
0:17:15 > 0:17:19Mel, you are never going to believe this! Ugh!
0:17:19 > 0:17:24- 'Howl!'- Hacker?
0:17:24 > 0:17:25Digby?
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Oh!
0:17:30 > 0:17:34- Hacker!- Oh, Digby! - NIGEL: 'Where's he gone?
0:17:34 > 0:17:38- 'Come on, he can't have gone far.' - PHONE RINGS
0:17:38 > 0:17:43- 'Digby.'- Hello, Max!- 'How are you and how's that niece of mine?'
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Oh, she's fine, fine.
0:17:46 > 0:17:51'Really? I spoke to her a minute ago, gave me a bit of earache,
0:17:51 > 0:17:55- 'that's why I'm ringing.' - Oh, why?
0:17:55 > 0:17:58- 'To tell you, YOU'RE FIRED!' - BANG!
0:17:58 > 0:18:03- Oh!- Come on, Belinda has to meet Lenny!- Leonie!- Whoever!
0:18:03 > 0:18:08We have to make this work, Hacker. I need my job back! Come on!
0:18:08 > 0:18:12- Belinda, are you all right? - Ah, Mr Digworth.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15And your musical assistant.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18It's time for your manicure.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20CRACK!
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Whoo-ah!
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Oh, for goodness sake!
0:18:34 > 0:18:36- Aaaahhhh! - SMASH!
0:18:36 > 0:18:39- Belinda! - NIGEL: Leonie!
0:18:39 > 0:18:44- Eh, what happened there, then? - Digworth!- It wasn't me!
0:18:44 > 0:18:49- Belinda, are you all right? - It's Leonie!
0:18:49 > 0:18:52And I'm fine! Oh!
0:18:52 > 0:18:57- Up you get, darling. Slowly.- Ohh-ho! - Don't look at your foot.- Oh, dear!
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Belinda! Belinda, can you hear me?!
0:18:59 > 0:19:02Of course, you never stop talking!
0:19:02 > 0:19:07I'll have you out in a jiffy! Are you OK?
0:19:07 > 0:19:10- Can you breathe?- Yes!- Oh, good. Whaa!
0:19:10 > 0:19:15- Belinda! Thank goodness! I thought you were...- In the drum case?
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Mel, he thought I would hide in the drum case!
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Stupid's not the word! Ha-ha!
0:19:21 > 0:19:25- I'm going home, I've called a cab. - No, wait!
0:19:25 > 0:19:29- I can still get you to meet Lenny. - Leonie! You think?
0:19:29 > 0:19:33Yes, but if I do, will you get Max to un-fire me?
0:19:33 > 0:19:37- Hmph!- So, I take that as a... Hmph?
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Ugh! I know!
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Oh, it's OK.
0:19:48 > 0:19:52It's only a twisted ankle and a broken arm, it will heal.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54The show will go on!
0:19:54 > 0:19:57- Lenny!- You have two seconds to leave!
0:19:57 > 0:20:02- Lenny, please, about the competition winner.- Leonie, it's LEONIE!
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Oh!
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Ooh!
0:20:06 > 0:20:10OOF! Oh, it's no good, man! Ooh!
0:20:10 > 0:20:12The shoe won't go on!
0:20:12 > 0:20:16- Do you need both of them? - What was that?!
0:20:16 > 0:20:20I can't go on stage with no heels, I'd look ridiculous!
0:20:20 > 0:20:23- Ridiculous. - I don't need your backing!
0:20:23 > 0:20:27- A good manager would have prevented all this!- Yes!
0:20:27 > 0:20:30- It was his fault! - I've always hated that about you!
0:20:30 > 0:20:33Always trying to blame another!
0:20:33 > 0:20:38- He pulled your hair out and gave you a black eye!- You kicked the drum!
0:20:38 > 0:20:41- Cos you made me!- I didn't!- You did!
0:20:41 > 0:20:45You're both as bad, I don't believe it! I've had enough!
0:20:45 > 0:20:48You're not me manager. You're fired!
0:20:48 > 0:20:51Serves you right! Now, the competition winner...
0:20:51 > 0:20:55Mr Digworth, after what you and your meerkat did?!
0:20:55 > 0:20:58She did it again! She called me a meerkat!
0:20:58 > 0:21:03Do I look stupid or summat? Don't push it or I'll ring your editor!
0:21:03 > 0:21:07Ex editor.
0:21:07 > 0:21:11- What d'ya mean? - The competition winner was his niece.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14No meeting, no job.
0:21:18 > 0:21:22Come on, Hacker. Let's give up and go home.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25It was nice meeting you, Leonie.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29Hey, you finally got me name right!
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Oh, yeah.
0:21:31 > 0:21:35OK, as a special favour.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38But you, you're not off the hook!
0:21:38 > 0:21:42Now, where is this young woman?
0:21:46 > 0:21:50Belinda, she's here! Leonie's finally here!
0:21:50 > 0:21:54- Hacker, quick! Take a photo for Max!- Hey, OK!
0:21:54 > 0:21:58Ugh! What do you all look like?!
0:21:58 > 0:22:02Who did your hair, Leonie? Remind me never to go there!
0:22:02 > 0:22:07When Mel hears about this! My mum, she buys me all your CDs.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09I've waited years to meet you.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12I think you and your singing and dancing -
0:22:12 > 0:22:18it's all rubbish, isn't it! Awful! And your voice is totally tuneless!
0:22:18 > 0:22:21- Oh, you little, gobby upstart!- OOH!
0:22:21 > 0:22:25- Smile! - SNAP!
0:22:25 > 0:22:29"Pop star packs a punch!
0:22:29 > 0:22:36"Editor's niece says it's the worst day of her life!" DIGBY DIGWORTH!
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