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0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Time is running out

0:00:07 > 0:00:09# Stories to be found

0:00:09 > 0:00:11# What's it all about?

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Got to go and check around

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# If there's a rumour going round

0:00:17 > 0:00:19# Don't you forget it

0:00:19 > 0:00:22# Wherever something's going down

0:00:22 > 0:00:24# Got to get that scoop

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Got to get that scoop

0:00:27 > 0:00:29# Got to get that scoop

0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Got to get that S-C-O-O-P

0:00:35 > 0:00:37Ah! Good morning, Hacker.

0:00:37 > 0:00:42Today's the day when we go out there and get the scoop of the century.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45But first, a hearty breakfast.

0:00:49 > 0:00:52Oh, marvellous. Don't tell me we're out of cereal.

0:00:52 > 0:00:55- We're not.- Oh, good.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59- But we are now.- Oh, thank you!

0:00:59 > 0:01:03How is Pilbury's top reporter meant to get a scoop on an empty stomach?

0:01:03 > 0:01:05I don't know. Shall we ask Selina?

0:01:05 > 0:01:09Yeah, good idea. No! Not Selina, me!

0:01:09 > 0:01:11Let's see what's in today's paper.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16Art Attack At Gallery. Two paintings were taken

0:01:16 > 0:01:20only a day before the gallery opens a brand new exhibition

0:01:20 > 0:01:23showing portraits of famous Pilbury citizens.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26This is it, Hacker! The scoop we've been waiting for!

0:01:26 > 0:01:30We'll get Max to send us to the gallery and solve these crimes!

0:01:30 > 0:01:34Max? That reminds me. I have an appointment.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37The gallery are advertising for security guards. Yes.

0:01:37 > 0:01:41This is our chance. Let's show Max we're an unbeatable partnership.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43United we stand! Together!

0:01:44 > 0:01:48Where is he? Hacker? Hacker?

0:01:51 > 0:01:55- Hacker? Hacker, are you there? - Digby.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58- You're late.- Sir! Is that you?

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Please! You're blocking the light!

0:02:00 > 0:02:03This is the real me, Digby.

0:02:03 > 0:02:07I'm having my portrait done for the big exhibition tonight.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Maximilian de Lacey, emperor of Rome.

0:02:10 > 0:02:16Ah. Yes. There's been a series of thefts from the art gallery, sir,

0:02:16 > 0:02:19and I was thinking if I went undercover as a security guard,

0:02:19 > 0:02:22I could maybe case the joint. It's a big story. It's huge!

0:02:22 > 0:02:25Out of the question, Digworth.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28You think I want you near a gallery with my painting in it?

0:02:28 > 0:02:31You can move now, Mr de Lacey, sir.

0:02:33 > 0:02:34Voila!

0:02:37 > 0:02:40It's...beautiful!

0:02:40 > 0:02:44- No, Digby. If you go anywhere near that gallery...- Oh, I won't, sir.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47- If you go anywhere near that gallery...- I won't, sir.

0:02:47 > 0:02:51- If you go anywhere near that gallery...- I won't, sir.- Be quiet!

0:02:51 > 0:02:54If you go anywhere near that gallery... I forgot now.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57You were going to say, "Digby, get down to that gallery,

0:02:57 > 0:03:00- "there's not a minute to lose!" Come on, Hacker!- No, I wasn't.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03But he hasn't paid me yet.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13We can prove Max wrong here, Hacker.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16We're on the verge of a fantastic scoop, I can feel it.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18If we can get taken on as security guards,

0:03:18 > 0:03:21we can keep an eye on suspects. The perfect cover!

0:03:21 > 0:03:24- Oh, yeah! - We've got to be alert, vigilant,

0:03:24 > 0:03:27questioning every suspicious move.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31No! Aghhhhh!

0:03:35 > 0:03:39Shout for the police, Hacker. You're going down! What's your name?

0:03:39 > 0:03:42Edward Taylor, head of security!

0:03:42 > 0:03:46Head of security? Well, just you listen to me, my friend!

0:03:46 > 0:03:48- Head of security?- Yes.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Hm. Oh, well, that was just a taster

0:03:51 > 0:03:55- of my skills as a security guard. - What, you're a security guard?

0:03:55 > 0:03:59Well, not yet, but, you know... Digby D Digworth.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01- The D stands for...- Doughnuts.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03Doughnuts. Hacker!

0:04:08 > 0:04:11Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Was it worth a lot?

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Worth a lot? Worth a lot?

0:04:16 > 0:04:20Of course it's not worth a lot. The painting's for training. A dummy.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22- And not the only one in the room. - Phew!

0:04:22 > 0:04:24- Take a seat!- Of course.

0:04:24 > 0:04:28That was how not to apprehend an art thief.

0:04:28 > 0:04:32You do not pounce on them. The proper procedure is as follows.

0:04:32 > 0:04:39One, ascertain suspicious figure. Two, activate security alarm.

0:04:39 > 0:04:43And three, apprehend the suspect with minimal use of force.

0:04:43 > 0:04:48- Now, can I have a volunteer? - Ooh! Ooh, ooh!

0:04:48 > 0:04:50All right.

0:04:52 > 0:04:57Right, I'll be the thief. And remember, minimal use of force.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01One, ascertain suspicious person!

0:05:01 > 0:05:05- Two, activate security alarm! - ALARM BLARES

0:05:05 > 0:05:10Three, apprehend suspect with minimal use of force!

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Do not pounce on him.

0:05:20 > 0:05:24Let's take a break there, shall we? There's plenty of tea...

0:05:25 > 0:05:28Oh, shall we send out for a takeaway?

0:05:30 > 0:05:33..two, three.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36Hm. Mr Digworth, I can't seem to find you on my list.

0:05:36 > 0:05:40- Ah, we're new applicants. - Right, well, fill out the forms

0:05:40 > 0:05:44- and I'll take you on. - You will?- Yeah, you will?

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Yeah. Your duties will be in the main gallery.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49Thank you, sir. You won't regret it!

0:05:49 > 0:05:54- Come on, Hacker. We've got an art thief to catch!- Yeah.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01How's the training going, Mr Taylor?

0:06:01 > 0:06:05- Just putting the new guys through their paces.- Good.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08As director of this gallery, my reputation is now in your hands.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11You can rely on me. I'm putting my best man on the job.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Good. MOBILE PHONE RINGS

0:06:13 > 0:06:17Excuse me. Hello? Oh, yes, thanks for getting back to me.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26Right, Digworth, your job is going to be to guard this room.

0:06:26 > 0:06:30It isn't open to the public yet, but with all the recent thefts,

0:06:30 > 0:06:33- you're still going to have your work cut out.- Have no fear, sir.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36- My middle name is Alertness. - I thought you said it was Doughnuts.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40This is more like it, eh, Hacker?

0:06:40 > 0:06:44Any minute now, we could be apprehending ruthless art thieves,

0:06:44 > 0:06:48cat burglars, international conmen. Eh?

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Cor! Hee-hee!

0:06:54 > 0:06:57- Shall we have a little sit down? - Yeah.

0:07:03 > 0:07:08Hacker, whatever you do, don't let me fall asleep, do you understand?

0:07:08 > 0:07:10HACKER SNORES

0:07:10 > 0:07:14Brilliant. Three seconds into a new job and he's already...

0:07:17 > 0:07:21THEY SNORE

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Oh, no!

0:07:31 > 0:07:33- Fish fingers!- Shh!

0:07:35 > 0:07:36Scratched!

0:07:42 > 0:07:45- Hacker, find the alarm.- OK.

0:07:46 > 0:07:50One, activate suspicious person.

0:07:52 > 0:07:56No, that's not right. One, mobilise security thief.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59No, that's not right.

0:08:00 > 0:08:01Got it!

0:08:06 > 0:08:09One! Apprehend suspicious person!

0:08:09 > 0:08:13- Two! Activate security alarm! - ALARM BLARES

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Three!

0:08:15 > 0:08:18Immobilise suspect!

0:08:19 > 0:08:22HACKER SHOUTS

0:08:22 > 0:08:27Hanika-shima-shoa!

0:08:28 > 0:08:30SHE SCREAMS

0:08:32 > 0:08:35Got you, you fiend! What's your name? Your name, I said!

0:08:35 > 0:08:38Pauline Wilmot, director of the art gallery.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41Very please to meet you, Miss Wilmot. May I call you Pauline?

0:08:41 > 0:08:43I'm Digby D Digworth, security. Let me help you up.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46Have you met my assistant, Hacker?

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Yes, well, I suppose I should admire your keenness.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53- We're very keen, aren't we? - Couldn't be keener.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56Yes, well, carry on, Mr Digworth.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01You fool, Hacker! Fancy thinking she was the thief!

0:09:01 > 0:09:05Anyone could see she runs the gallery!

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Hey! I'm not having this!

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Don't worry, it looks like we've found a buyer.

0:09:10 > 0:09:14KNOCK AT DOOR Hold on a sec. Come in.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Ah, Mr Berry, isn't it?

0:09:16 > 0:09:20Can you bring me the painting of Pedro Ramirez, captain of Pilbury FC?

0:09:20 > 0:09:23The frame needs fixing.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26He's supposed to be calling you back later.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28HACKER SNORES

0:09:28 > 0:09:31No. No, you mustn't.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38THEY SNORE

0:09:45 > 0:09:48THEY SNORE

0:09:50 > 0:09:54Oh, Max, of course I accept the promotion.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03Oh, no!

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Hacker! Hacker! Hacker!

0:10:05 > 0:10:07- What, what? - There's a painting missing!

0:10:07 > 0:10:10The thief must have slipped in while you were asleep!

0:10:10 > 0:10:13- What were you doing? - Never mind that!

0:10:13 > 0:10:16We've got to catch the person who stole that priceless artwork!

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Come on, he can't have gone far!

0:10:21 > 0:10:24This really is the last thing I need.

0:10:28 > 0:10:32You're right. The frame on this one's chipped, as well.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36Lucky there's time before the exhibition opens.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39Where are the guards?

0:10:42 > 0:10:45What's Taylor doing?

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Come on.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52No sign of the thief. Where can he have gone?

0:10:53 > 0:10:56- Hacker!- What?

0:10:58 > 0:11:01We've only been guarding the room for 20 minutes,

0:11:01 > 0:11:05already it's half empty! Come on. Let's go and tell Miss Wilmot.

0:11:05 > 0:11:08- And I won't tell her it was completely your fault.- Thanks.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11What? Digby...

0:11:14 > 0:11:18OK, simple and honest, that's the Digby D Digworth way.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20- Here goes.- Yes, two of them.

0:11:20 > 0:11:24Well, I could sell them to you for, say, £200,000.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28Come over before the exhibition starts tonight

0:11:28 > 0:11:32and I'll have them ready for you round the back. Lovely.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35Hacker! Wilmot really is the thief!

0:11:35 > 0:11:37She's planning to sell those paintings on the side!

0:11:37 > 0:11:40- You should get Taylor. - Good thinking!

0:11:40 > 0:11:42- We can trust him.- Yeah.- Come on.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44Ah. Wonderful.

0:11:44 > 0:11:49So that's a deal on both cars. Nice doing business with you, Max.

0:11:49 > 0:11:52Ooh-hoo-hoo!

0:11:54 > 0:11:55Oh, yes.

0:11:55 > 0:11:59In a few hours, I'll have stolen every painting in the gallery.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01HE LAUGHS

0:12:01 > 0:12:04I've deliberately put a pair of real dingbats on the main room.

0:12:04 > 0:12:08Yeah. They've already walked off and I've had Wilmot giving it all that.

0:12:08 > 0:12:12So, at 6:30, I'll deactivate the alarm, set off the fire alarm,

0:12:12 > 0:12:15then with the whole gallery evacuated,

0:12:15 > 0:12:18- every painting will be ours. - HE LAUGHS

0:12:18 > 0:12:20- Mr Taylor! Mr Taylor! - I'll get back to you.

0:12:20 > 0:12:24- We know who the thief is!- What? - I hate to tell you this, sir,

0:12:24 > 0:12:28but we have absolute proof that the art thief is...

0:12:28 > 0:12:31..Pauline Wilmot!

0:12:31 > 0:12:33Pauline Wilmot?

0:12:33 > 0:12:37I'm appalled. Good work, Mr Digworth.

0:12:37 > 0:12:41- Thanks. Let's go and arrest her! - Yeah, call the cops!- No, wait.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43Wait. We've got to be very careful about this.

0:12:43 > 0:12:48- But she might be planning to steal more paintings!- I've got it!- What?

0:12:48 > 0:12:50This sweet. I've been looking for it for hours.

0:12:50 > 0:12:53- It was in my pocket all along. - Hacker!- What?

0:12:53 > 0:12:56Wait a minute. What if we were to make sure

0:12:56 > 0:12:59that the paintings were safely out of Wilmot's way?

0:12:59 > 0:13:02- Then she couldn't steal any more. - That's a great idea!- Meantime,

0:13:02 > 0:13:06you keep her occupied while the paintings are, I don't know,

0:13:06 > 0:13:08loaded into a van and taken to a place of safety.

0:13:08 > 0:13:11- You're a genius.- I'll make sure there's a van out the back.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14We'll keep her away from the exhibition room.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16- I'll load up the paintings. - You can rely on us, sir.

0:13:16 > 0:13:20- Come on, Hacker. The paintings are in safe hands now.- Yeah.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22Marty, change of plan.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Remember that dolt I was telling you about?

0:13:24 > 0:13:28The downside of relying on stupid people is that they're unreliable.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30No, he's not onto us yet,

0:13:30 > 0:13:33but we have to move all the paintings right now.

0:13:34 > 0:13:38Stay out here and howl if there's any trouble.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40KNOCK AT DOOR

0:13:40 > 0:13:46Hello, ma'am. Erm, I just thought I'd let you know, ma'am,

0:13:46 > 0:13:53that I too have a passionate interest in art.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56- Good. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to...- Ma'am!

0:13:56 > 0:13:59Please, could I just have one minute of your time?

0:14:02 > 0:14:04One minute.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09- Ahhh! - HE LAUGHS

0:14:11 > 0:14:14Is this a...Van Gogh?

0:14:14 > 0:14:17- A Van Gogh?- That's what I said.

0:14:17 > 0:14:20- It's an Alice Fossett. - Are you sure, ma'am?

0:14:20 > 0:14:26Because everything about it is screaming Van Gogh to me.

0:14:26 > 0:14:31No, it is definitely an Alice Fossett watercolour. Now if you don't mind,

0:14:31 > 0:14:33- I have urgent business.- No!

0:14:34 > 0:14:36Ooh, I suddenly feel very faint.

0:14:37 > 0:14:40I'll call first aid. When I'm back.

0:14:41 > 0:14:45Oh, no, I'm done for! She's heading for the exhibition room!

0:14:49 > 0:14:53- Urgent business, she said.- It is.

0:14:53 > 0:14:57- Hey, I told you to keep Wilmot occupied.- It's OK, Mr Taylor.

0:14:57 > 0:15:01- She's in the bathroom.- Keep her away from me and the exhibition room.

0:15:02 > 0:15:05Cor, what a wonderful man.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07TOILET FLUSHES

0:15:10 > 0:15:12THEY YELL

0:15:12 > 0:15:15Halt! Who goes there?

0:15:15 > 0:15:17You know who I am, Digworth.

0:15:18 > 0:15:23Erm, I'm sorry. I can't let you out until I've seen some ID.

0:15:23 > 0:15:25I really don't think that's necessary, do you?

0:15:25 > 0:15:28Move! And you!

0:15:29 > 0:15:32- Only doing our job, ma'am.- Yeah.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37So, she's back in her office, but for how long?

0:15:37 > 0:15:40It's only a matter of time until she goes to the exhibition room.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42Hang on. What's that expression?

0:15:42 > 0:15:46It takes a thief to catch a thief.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49HE GASPS

0:15:52 > 0:15:56When Wilmot comes out, you make a dash for it.

0:15:56 > 0:15:59She'll go after you and I'll go and help Taylor. But remember,

0:15:59 > 0:16:03don't let her anywhere near the exhibition room.

0:16:04 > 0:16:08Ma'am! Ma'am! Miss Wilmot, ma'am! Thief! Thief!

0:16:08 > 0:16:12- What now?- He's making off with another Fossett!

0:16:14 > 0:16:15Call Taylor!

0:16:19 > 0:16:22HE PANTS

0:16:22 > 0:16:25- Oh, dear!- Stop him!

0:16:29 > 0:16:33- Turn it round.- Ah.

0:16:38 > 0:16:41- Turn it around!- Sorry.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45Sideways, Digworth!

0:16:47 > 0:16:50Oh, yeah. Like a crab.

0:16:50 > 0:16:53HE LAUGHS

0:16:57 > 0:17:00Taylor, where are the guards? And have the police arrived yet?

0:17:00 > 0:17:03The police are on their way, ma'am. We're covering all the exits.

0:17:03 > 0:17:06- Righty-oh. - HE LAUGHS

0:17:06 > 0:17:08Almost there now.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14- Digby! - Hacker, what are you doing in here?

0:17:14 > 0:17:16Can't chit-chat, got to go.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20Digworth? Where have all the paintings gone?

0:17:20 > 0:17:23Er, we're trying to head the thief off at the exits, ma'am. This way.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26HE COUGHS

0:17:28 > 0:17:32- He's behind that screen. - I didn't hear any choking dogs.

0:17:35 > 0:17:39- He's not there, Digworth.- Erm...

0:17:39 > 0:17:45Er, try under the chairs, ma'am. Remember, he's very small.

0:17:46 > 0:17:51- No, he's definitely not there. This is dreadful!- Yeah, just terrible.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55- There he is! - I'm right behind you, ma'am!

0:18:00 > 0:18:02You'll get a medal for this, Digworth.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15Right, only one picture left now, Digworth.

0:18:15 > 0:18:19- You go and get it while I start the van.- Will do, sir!

0:18:25 > 0:18:28Go, Hacker! Go, Hacker! Go, Hacker!

0:18:29 > 0:18:33- You must have seen him? - I bet he went in there.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36Are you sure?

0:18:47 > 0:18:50- Oh, get in there, you thief! - What are you doing? No! Help!

0:18:51 > 0:18:56There! Digby Digworth, once again you've saved Pilbury.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59- Along with your trusty sidekick Hacker.- Yes.

0:18:59 > 0:19:03Good work. Right, to the exhibition room to get the last painting!

0:19:03 > 0:19:06Yeah! Can I take this hat off now?

0:19:06 > 0:19:08HANDLE RATTLES

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Let me out!

0:19:15 > 0:19:19Max is the last one left. We'd better get that to the van.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22Ooh! Ooh! What's that, sir?

0:19:22 > 0:19:24As a result of my actions today,

0:19:24 > 0:19:27you're promoting me to senior reporter? Thank you very much, sir.

0:19:27 > 0:19:32- And not before time. - Digworth!- Cor, that was quick.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34- Put that picture down!- Never!

0:19:34 > 0:19:38- You're not getting this one, as well.- What are you talking about?

0:19:38 > 0:19:40Don't try and wriggle out of it.

0:19:40 > 0:19:43We heard you on the phone arranging to sell a couple of paintings

0:19:43 > 0:19:48- for £200,000.- £200,000? SHE SIGHS

0:19:48 > 0:19:50You numbskull!

0:19:50 > 0:19:53I'm selling two vintage cars!

0:19:53 > 0:19:55- Cars? A likely story!- Yeah!

0:19:55 > 0:19:58Luckily, we found out and told Mr Taylor

0:19:58 > 0:20:01and at this very moment, he is making sure the paintings

0:20:01 > 0:20:05- are in a place of safe keeping. - Yeah.

0:20:05 > 0:20:08- Oh, no. What have you done? - I've done well.

0:20:08 > 0:20:11And the good people of Pilbury will thank me for this.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14The wonderful Mr Taylor has stored all the paintings in a van

0:20:14 > 0:20:18so they can't be nicked. See?

0:20:19 > 0:20:23- Oh, no! What's he doing?- He's taking them to a place of safety

0:20:23 > 0:20:29- away from your grasping hands! - You... You...dunderhead!

0:20:29 > 0:20:32- Give me that! - No! Never! Hacker! Help!

0:20:32 > 0:20:35- Give it to me! - No! You're not having it!

0:20:35 > 0:20:37- Let go!- No!

0:20:41 > 0:20:44ENGINE HUMS

0:20:45 > 0:20:48CRASHING

0:20:49 > 0:20:54Ooh, look. Taylor's bumped into the two old cars parked round the back.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57- What?- Is he OK?- Yeah.

0:20:57 > 0:21:01Taylor's driving away. But those two old cars are write-offs.

0:21:01 > 0:21:05It wouldn't be these old cars, by any chance, would it?

0:21:06 > 0:21:09- Oh, yeah, those are the ones! - HE LAUGHS

0:21:09 > 0:21:13You have let Taylor get away with the contents of Pilbury Art Gallery.

0:21:13 > 0:21:17The opening night is ruined, and on top of all that,

0:21:17 > 0:21:20my vintage cars have been wrecked!

0:21:20 > 0:21:22Let's look on the bright side. What else can go wrong?

0:21:22 > 0:21:25- MOBILE PHONE RINGS - Oh, it's for you.

0:21:25 > 0:21:29"Hello, Pauline. I just wanted to say how much I'm looking forward to

0:21:29 > 0:21:32"getting my hands on those cars."

0:21:32 > 0:21:34And seeing my painting in all its glory.

0:21:34 > 0:21:38- Max was going to buy the cars! - Oh, budgies.

0:21:38 > 0:21:42What? Who's that? Is that Hacker?

0:21:42 > 0:21:45Digby, are you there, too? I told you not to go down to the gallery.

0:21:45 > 0:21:48If you've touched my painting I... PHONE BEEPS

0:21:50 > 0:21:51Ohh!

0:21:56 > 0:21:59Dab of glue, I'm sure it'll be fine.

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0:22:07 > 0:22:09Oh, my giddy aunt.

0:22:13 > 0:22:17Ah, the first edition, bringing good news to the citizens of Pilbury.

0:22:20 > 0:22:25Broken Arted. Dingbat Digworth lets pictures be pilfered?

0:22:25 > 0:22:28Digby Digworth!

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