0:00:02 > 0:00:03# He was a kid who didn't fit in
0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Got a wolf living inside under his skin
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# When he's angry his body sprouts hairs
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# So he got a ticket You'll never guess where
0:00:10 > 0:00:14# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street
0:00:14 > 0:00:18# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Next door's a vampire Maybe not
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# 4,000 years old but her body won't rot
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# Being a freak is totally normal
0:00:30 > 0:00:32# When everyone's freaky paranormal
0:00:32 > 0:00:37# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street
0:00:37 > 0:00:40# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street
0:00:40 > 0:00:43# Scream Street, Scream Street Scream Street. #
0:00:49 > 0:00:50HE WHIMPERS
0:00:50 > 0:00:52- Hey, Dad, are you OK?- I'm fine.
0:00:52 > 0:00:56I just need to sit down, relax, put my slippers on...
0:00:56 > 0:01:00Argh! Someone has left their foot in my slipper.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Sorry, Dad. Doug was round earlier.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05It's OK, it's OK. I'll just make myself a lovely cup of...
0:01:05 > 0:01:06Argh!
0:01:06 > 0:01:09Ah, I might have messed up when I fixed the plumbing.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Let's have a look.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Argh!
0:01:13 > 0:01:15It's just a mouse, Mike.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Just a vampire mouse.
0:01:17 > 0:01:18Argh!
0:01:18 > 0:01:20I can't take much more of this.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Perhaps we should get away from it all for a few days.
0:01:22 > 0:01:23What do you think?
0:01:23 > 0:01:24HE WHIMPERS
0:01:24 > 0:01:28Hey, Aoife. Got any suggestions for a family holiday?
0:01:28 > 0:01:30- Have you tried the web? - You have the Internet here?
0:01:30 > 0:01:32No, no. Much better than that.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34We have the web.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Of course you do.
0:01:40 > 0:01:41Argh!
0:01:41 > 0:01:46Search - relaxing holiday resorts.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50The Brown Lagoon.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52I mean, that sounds nice. Why don't we go there?
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Sounds a bit brown.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Let's see if there are any other options.
0:01:59 > 0:02:00What's happened?
0:02:00 > 0:02:03It crashed. It's always doing that.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05The Brown Lagoon it is, then.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Book direct at Sneer Hall.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10The Brown Lagoon? Excellent choice.
0:02:10 > 0:02:14It has been called the Bahamas of Scream Street.
0:02:14 > 0:02:15- Wow.- Really?
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Yes, by me just then.
0:02:17 > 0:02:18Is it expensive?
0:02:18 > 0:02:20It is expensive
0:02:20 > 0:02:22but what price can you put on happiness?
0:02:22 > 0:02:24HE SIGHS
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Argh!
0:02:27 > 0:02:29- Oh, come on, Mum.- All right, then.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Splendid!
0:02:31 > 0:02:34You're going to love your totally non-refundable holiday.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36- Bon voyage.- Bye.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41- Right, there's no time to waste. - Yeah, we need to prepare the resort.
0:02:41 > 0:02:42No, no, no.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45We need to find some more suckers, get some more bookings.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48We could be on to some thing here.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Taxi's here.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Oh, good grief. In you get, Luke.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Er, no, that's OK. I'll...
0:02:55 > 0:02:56I'll make my own way.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Does he know something we don't?
0:03:00 > 0:03:01DRIVER FARTS
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Oh! So that's why Luke wanted to travel upwind.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Argh! Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Nonsense. It looks lovely.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15- Here we are.- This is it?
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Welcome, welcome.
0:03:17 > 0:03:18Hurry up with that sign.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Gosh. It looks quite different from the picture.
0:03:21 > 0:03:25- That was an artist's impression. - Yeah, a con artist.
0:03:25 > 0:03:29You're going to have a lovely time. Just inhale the fresh air.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Slightly better than the goblin wind, I'll grant you.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Well, I'm off. I'm not staying in this dive.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Don't forget to sort out that other sign.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41It's like the old days. Just the three of us.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44See, Dad? I knew this would be fun.
0:03:44 > 0:03:45Yeah. It is, isn't it?
0:03:45 > 0:03:48I feel better already.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Can't wait to take a bracing swim in the morning.
0:03:55 > 0:03:56How about here?
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Erm, it's a bit brown.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Over here, then?
0:04:00 > 0:04:01Well, it's still brown.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04- OK, look... - I tell you what, you choose.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07I'm off to answer the call of nature.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09It's working. He's really relaxing.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14PIXIES CHATTER
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Get off. Are these pixies?
0:04:17 > 0:04:19I think so. Ow! They bite!
0:04:19 > 0:04:22We need to get rid of them before your dad gets back. Get off!
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Ow! Takes that!
0:04:25 > 0:04:26And take that!
0:04:26 > 0:04:28All right, take the lot.
0:04:31 > 0:04:35Ah, what are those spots all over your faces?
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Not spots, freckles.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39From a lovely warming sun.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Right, let's eat. I'm famished.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47- Boiled egg?- Er?
0:04:47 > 0:04:51Er, sorry, we were a little bit hungry.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53It really is good to get away from it all, isn't it?
0:04:53 > 0:04:57No monsters, no vampires, no mummies, no zombies.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Just...
0:04:59 > 0:05:01MONSTERS CHATTER
0:05:01 > 0:05:02Oh!
0:05:02 > 0:05:05It would be OK if I just had instructions.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07You have got instructions.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10I need instructions for the instructions.
0:05:10 > 0:05:11They're hieroglyphs.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14What does three skinny cats and a squiggle mean?
0:05:15 > 0:05:18- Argh, you did it on purpose! - I did not do it on purpose.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21You almost impaled me with that stake.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23If you keep saying I did it on purpose,
0:05:23 > 0:05:24I am going to do it on purpose.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Well, this is peaceful, isn't it?
0:05:26 > 0:05:29At least the Negatives haven't brought their grotesque little...
0:05:29 > 0:05:32- COUGH - She's behind me, isn't she?
0:05:35 > 0:05:38We can still have a nice time.
0:05:40 > 0:05:44Doug, tell me you're not digging a latrine next to our tent.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47No way, Mrs W. Course not.
0:05:47 > 0:05:48It's a bedroom.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50HE SNORES
0:05:51 > 0:05:53WOLF HOWLS
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Oh!
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Nothing better than sleeping outdoors
0:05:57 > 0:05:59and hearing the sounds of nature all around you.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01SCREAMING
0:06:05 > 0:06:06COCK CROWS
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Almost there now, Cleo.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13I had the hieroglyphs upside down.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24On, don't be a scaredy-cat.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27It's probably really good for your skin, actually.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Argh!
0:06:36 > 0:06:37HE ROARS
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Ta-da!
0:06:44 > 0:06:45No!
0:06:49 > 0:06:51DOG BARKS
0:06:51 > 0:06:53MONSTERS SCREAM
0:06:53 > 0:06:55- Oh, my!- We mustn't let Dad say this.
0:06:55 > 0:06:56Where is he?
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Keep it down, dudes, I'm trying to catch some Zs.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01HE ROARS
0:07:01 > 0:07:02Ergh!
0:07:03 > 0:07:05MONSTER ROARS
0:07:05 > 0:07:07CREATURE HISSES
0:07:07 > 0:07:08MONSTER ROARS
0:07:08 > 0:07:09Oh!
0:07:11 > 0:07:14It's OK. No Name will sort it.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Or maybe not.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23- We've got to find Dad. - I'll ask if anyone's seen him.
0:07:23 > 0:07:24BARKING
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Looks like Dig knows something.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Your dad's glasses and his towel.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Oh, no!
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Those are your dad's footsteps going in.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Yeah, but those sure aren't his coming out.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45He's still in there!
0:07:46 > 0:07:50Ah? Dig! Let go! Stop!
0:07:50 > 0:07:51MONSTER ROARS
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Argh!
0:07:53 > 0:07:55What have you done with my father?
0:08:20 > 0:08:21Luke!
0:08:21 > 0:08:23He is your father!
0:08:23 > 0:08:24Where's Luke?
0:08:24 > 0:08:26WOLF ROARS
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Oh, no! Have you found Mike?
0:08:29 > 0:08:31MONSTER ROARS
0:08:31 > 0:08:32No!
0:08:39 > 0:08:41We've got to do something.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44They'll tear each other apart.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Surely better they hurt each other than hurt us.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Am I right? Did I say that out loud?
0:08:55 > 0:08:59Look! I think he doesn't like the sun.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03You're right. The sun's making the swamp goo dry up.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05And drop off.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07We need to dry him out and quickly.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09OK, cloak, I need something hot.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12No! Heat hot!
0:09:13 > 0:09:15That's more like it.
0:09:25 > 0:09:26Hai-ya!
0:09:31 > 0:09:32MONSTER ROARS
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Rarr!
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Think you're hard, do you?
0:09:50 > 0:09:52You are now.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54OK, let's get Mr W out of there.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Yeah, a tent peg should do it.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Sorry, Dad!
0:10:01 > 0:10:02HE CRIES
0:10:05 > 0:10:08- Luke, you're back.- Uh-huh.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Oh, man, you are not going to believe this.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Ta-da!
0:10:16 > 0:10:20You guys should fly the bay. Fabulous views!
0:10:22 > 0:10:24What? Did we miss something?
0:10:25 > 0:10:30I've brought back a little souvenir for Otto.
0:10:30 > 0:10:31Luke!
0:10:31 > 0:10:33That was wonderful.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37You know, I feel like I've had a long rejuvenating mud bath.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Yep. All in all, a great holiday.
0:10:40 > 0:10:41We must go back again next year.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44I'm not so sure about that.