The Brown Lagoon

Download Subtitles

Transcript

0:00:02 > 0:00:03# He was a kid who didn't fit in

0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Got a wolf living inside under his skin

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# When he's angry his body sprouts hairs

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# So he got a ticket You'll never guess where

0:00:10 > 0:00:14# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:14 > 0:00:18# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Next door's a vampire Maybe not

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# 4,000 years old but her body won't rot

0:00:28 > 0:00:30# Being a freak is totally normal

0:00:30 > 0:00:32# When everyone's freaky paranormal

0:00:32 > 0:00:37# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:37 > 0:00:40# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:40 > 0:00:43# Scream Street, Scream Street Scream Street. #

0:00:49 > 0:00:50HE WHIMPERS

0:00:50 > 0:00:52- Hey, Dad, are you OK?- I'm fine.

0:00:52 > 0:00:56I just need to sit down, relax, put my slippers on...

0:00:56 > 0:01:00Argh! Someone has left their foot in my slipper.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Sorry, Dad. Doug was round earlier.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05It's OK, it's OK. I'll just make myself a lovely cup of...

0:01:05 > 0:01:06Argh!

0:01:06 > 0:01:09Ah, I might have messed up when I fixed the plumbing.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11Let's have a look.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Argh!

0:01:13 > 0:01:15It's just a mouse, Mike.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Just a vampire mouse.

0:01:17 > 0:01:18Argh!

0:01:18 > 0:01:20I can't take much more of this.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Perhaps we should get away from it all for a few days.

0:01:22 > 0:01:23What do you think?

0:01:23 > 0:01:24HE WHIMPERS

0:01:24 > 0:01:28Hey, Aoife. Got any suggestions for a family holiday?

0:01:28 > 0:01:30- Have you tried the web? - You have the Internet here?

0:01:30 > 0:01:32No, no. Much better than that.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34We have the web.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Of course you do.

0:01:40 > 0:01:41Argh!

0:01:41 > 0:01:46Search - relaxing holiday resorts.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50The Brown Lagoon.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52I mean, that sounds nice. Why don't we go there?

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Sounds a bit brown.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57Let's see if there are any other options.

0:01:59 > 0:02:00What's happened?

0:02:00 > 0:02:03It crashed. It's always doing that.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05The Brown Lagoon it is, then.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08Book direct at Sneer Hall.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10The Brown Lagoon? Excellent choice.

0:02:10 > 0:02:14It has been called the Bahamas of Scream Street.

0:02:14 > 0:02:15- Wow.- Really?

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Yes, by me just then.

0:02:17 > 0:02:18Is it expensive?

0:02:18 > 0:02:20It is expensive

0:02:20 > 0:02:22but what price can you put on happiness?

0:02:22 > 0:02:24HE SIGHS

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Argh!

0:02:27 > 0:02:29- Oh, come on, Mum.- All right, then.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31Splendid!

0:02:31 > 0:02:34You're going to love your totally non-refundable holiday.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36- Bon voyage.- Bye.

0:02:37 > 0:02:41- Right, there's no time to waste. - Yeah, we need to prepare the resort.

0:02:41 > 0:02:42No, no, no.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45We need to find some more suckers, get some more bookings.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48We could be on to some thing here.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Taxi's here.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53Oh, good grief. In you get, Luke.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Er, no, that's OK. I'll...

0:02:55 > 0:02:56I'll make my own way.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Does he know something we don't?

0:03:00 > 0:03:01DRIVER FARTS

0:03:01 > 0:03:04Oh! So that's why Luke wanted to travel upwind.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07Argh! Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10Nonsense. It looks lovely.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15- Here we are.- This is it?

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Welcome, welcome.

0:03:17 > 0:03:18Hurry up with that sign.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21Gosh. It looks quite different from the picture.

0:03:21 > 0:03:25- That was an artist's impression. - Yeah, a con artist.

0:03:25 > 0:03:29You're going to have a lovely time. Just inhale the fresh air.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32Slightly better than the goblin wind, I'll grant you.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Well, I'm off. I'm not staying in this dive.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37Don't forget to sort out that other sign.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41It's like the old days. Just the three of us.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44See, Dad? I knew this would be fun.

0:03:44 > 0:03:45Yeah. It is, isn't it?

0:03:45 > 0:03:48I feel better already.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Can't wait to take a bracing swim in the morning.

0:03:55 > 0:03:56How about here?

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Erm, it's a bit brown.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Over here, then?

0:04:00 > 0:04:01Well, it's still brown.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04- OK, look... - I tell you what, you choose.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07I'm off to answer the call of nature.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09It's working. He's really relaxing.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14PIXIES CHATTER

0:04:14 > 0:04:17Get off. Are these pixies?

0:04:17 > 0:04:19I think so. Ow! They bite!

0:04:19 > 0:04:22We need to get rid of them before your dad gets back. Get off!

0:04:22 > 0:04:25Ow! Takes that!

0:04:25 > 0:04:26And take that!

0:04:26 > 0:04:28All right, take the lot.

0:04:31 > 0:04:35Ah, what are those spots all over your faces?

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Not spots, freckles.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39From a lovely warming sun.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Right, let's eat. I'm famished.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47- Boiled egg?- Er?

0:04:47 > 0:04:51Er, sorry, we were a little bit hungry.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53It really is good to get away from it all, isn't it?

0:04:53 > 0:04:57No monsters, no vampires, no mummies, no zombies.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59Just...

0:04:59 > 0:05:01MONSTERS CHATTER

0:05:01 > 0:05:02Oh!

0:05:02 > 0:05:05It would be OK if I just had instructions.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07You have got instructions.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10I need instructions for the instructions.

0:05:10 > 0:05:11They're hieroglyphs.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14What does three skinny cats and a squiggle mean?

0:05:15 > 0:05:18- Argh, you did it on purpose! - I did not do it on purpose.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21You almost impaled me with that stake.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23If you keep saying I did it on purpose,

0:05:23 > 0:05:24I am going to do it on purpose.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26Well, this is peaceful, isn't it?

0:05:26 > 0:05:29At least the Negatives haven't brought their grotesque little...

0:05:29 > 0:05:32- COUGH - She's behind me, isn't she?

0:05:35 > 0:05:38We can still have a nice time.

0:05:40 > 0:05:44Doug, tell me you're not digging a latrine next to our tent.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47No way, Mrs W. Course not.

0:05:47 > 0:05:48It's a bedroom.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50HE SNORES

0:05:51 > 0:05:53WOLF HOWLS

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Oh!

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Nothing better than sleeping outdoors

0:05:57 > 0:05:59and hearing the sounds of nature all around you.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01SCREAMING

0:06:05 > 0:06:06COCK CROWS

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Almost there now, Cleo.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13I had the hieroglyphs upside down.

0:06:23 > 0:06:24On, don't be a scaredy-cat.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27It's probably really good for your skin, actually.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Argh!

0:06:36 > 0:06:37HE ROARS

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Ta-da!

0:06:44 > 0:06:45No!

0:06:49 > 0:06:51DOG BARKS

0:06:51 > 0:06:53MONSTERS SCREAM

0:06:53 > 0:06:55- Oh, my!- We mustn't let Dad say this.

0:06:55 > 0:06:56Where is he?

0:06:56 > 0:06:59Keep it down, dudes, I'm trying to catch some Zs.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01HE ROARS

0:07:01 > 0:07:02Ergh!

0:07:03 > 0:07:05MONSTER ROARS

0:07:05 > 0:07:07CREATURE HISSES

0:07:07 > 0:07:08MONSTER ROARS

0:07:08 > 0:07:09Oh!

0:07:11 > 0:07:14It's OK. No Name will sort it.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Or maybe not.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23- We've got to find Dad. - I'll ask if anyone's seen him.

0:07:23 > 0:07:24BARKING

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Looks like Dig knows something.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Your dad's glasses and his towel.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Oh, no!

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Those are your dad's footsteps going in.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Yeah, but those sure aren't his coming out.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45He's still in there!

0:07:46 > 0:07:50Ah? Dig! Let go! Stop!

0:07:50 > 0:07:51MONSTER ROARS

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Argh!

0:07:53 > 0:07:55What have you done with my father?

0:08:20 > 0:08:21Luke!

0:08:21 > 0:08:23He is your father!

0:08:23 > 0:08:24Where's Luke?

0:08:24 > 0:08:26WOLF ROARS

0:08:26 > 0:08:29Oh, no! Have you found Mike?

0:08:29 > 0:08:31MONSTER ROARS

0:08:31 > 0:08:32No!

0:08:39 > 0:08:41We've got to do something.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44They'll tear each other apart.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Surely better they hurt each other than hurt us.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Am I right? Did I say that out loud?

0:08:55 > 0:08:59Look! I think he doesn't like the sun.

0:08:59 > 0:09:03You're right. The sun's making the swamp goo dry up.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05And drop off.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07We need to dry him out and quickly.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09OK, cloak, I need something hot.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12No! Heat hot!

0:09:13 > 0:09:15That's more like it.

0:09:25 > 0:09:26Hai-ya!

0:09:31 > 0:09:32MONSTER ROARS

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Rarr!

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Think you're hard, do you?

0:09:50 > 0:09:52You are now.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54OK, let's get Mr W out of there.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Yeah, a tent peg should do it.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Sorry, Dad!

0:10:01 > 0:10:02HE CRIES

0:10:05 > 0:10:08- Luke, you're back.- Uh-huh.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Oh, man, you are not going to believe this.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Ta-da!

0:10:16 > 0:10:20You guys should fly the bay. Fabulous views!

0:10:22 > 0:10:24What? Did we miss something?

0:10:25 > 0:10:30I've brought back a little souvenir for Otto.

0:10:30 > 0:10:31Luke!

0:10:31 > 0:10:33That was wonderful.

0:10:33 > 0:10:37You know, I feel like I've had a long rejuvenating mud bath.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40Yep. All in all, a great holiday.

0:10:40 > 0:10:41We must go back again next year.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44I'm not so sure about that.