Zombie Derby

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03# He was a kid who didn't fit in

0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Got a wolf living inside under his skin

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# When he's angry his body sprouts hairs

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# So he's got a ticket and you'll never guess where

0:00:10 > 0:00:14# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:14 > 0:00:19# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street... #

0:00:19 > 0:00:21EVIL LAUGHTER

0:00:23 > 0:00:25# Next door's a vampire maybe not

0:00:25 > 0:00:28# 4,000 years old but her body won't rot

0:00:28 > 0:00:30# Yeah Being a freak is totally normal

0:00:30 > 0:00:33# When everyone's freaky and paranormal

0:00:33 > 0:00:37# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:37 > 0:00:41# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:41 > 0:00:43# Scream Street, Scream Street. #

0:00:43 > 0:00:44EVIL LAUGHTER

0:00:46 > 0:00:50- Lost and found. I don't suppose you were playing golf?- How did you know?

0:00:50 > 0:00:56- Here you go.- You couldn't give me a hand with me arms, could you?

0:00:56 > 0:01:01- Ha-ha! "A hand with my arms." You get it?- Urgh... Zombie humour.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03TV ANCHOR: 'We now go over live, or rather undead,

0:01:03 > 0:01:05'for a special announcement.

0:01:05 > 0:01:09'Kids, parents, it's only one week to the Zombie Derby,

0:01:09 > 0:01:14'so get your z-racers ready for a shot at the Golden Orb.'

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Why don't you two enter this year?

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Stick zombie legs on an apple crate and ride it through town? No.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22I'd rather de-slime Lulu. No offence, girl.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26Hey, Dad, can you help me build my racer?

0:01:26 > 0:01:29- It still needs some zombie legs. - I'd love to, Luke,

0:01:29 > 0:01:33but I've got a lot of...mumbling into my hand to do.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38- Make the front more of a V-shape. - Eh?

0:01:38 > 0:01:40It will cut down on the wind drag.

0:01:40 > 0:01:44- How do you know about this stuff? - Well, I am part bat.- Oh, yeah.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46- So can you help me?- You kidding?

0:01:46 > 0:01:50I love the Zombie Derby more than a warm glass of blood

0:01:50 > 0:01:51on a winter's night.

0:01:51 > 0:01:55- Anyway, Resus isn't interested. - My dad's the same way.

0:01:55 > 0:02:00- Hey, Mum. Mr Negative's helping me with my racer.- Why didn't you ask me?

0:02:00 > 0:02:01I'm good at fixing stuff.

0:02:01 > 0:02:05Oh, like when you fixed the washing machine(?)

0:02:05 > 0:02:09- It is just possible I connected it up to the blood pipe.- It's OK.

0:02:09 > 0:02:10I look great in pink.

0:02:10 > 0:02:14- SLURP - Ew.- Sorry.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17Dixon, you call that rusty bathtub a zombie racer?

0:02:17 > 0:02:20- Well, I could do with a little help, if I'm honest, boss.- My pleasure.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Morph into a hammer.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31- Ow.- Now build a better one!

0:02:33 > 0:02:35I'm sick of coming second.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37This year I'm going to win,

0:02:37 > 0:02:40even if that means someone going home in a coffin.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45- Uh... What are you guys doing?- Ow.

0:02:46 > 0:02:50Resus, hey. Hi. Hello. I thought you didn't like this stuff.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53I don't, but it would have been nice to have been asked

0:02:53 > 0:02:54so I can say no.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57- Tell me about it. I mean, this is just rude.- OK. So...

0:02:57 > 0:03:00- I mean, do you guys both want to help?- Ha! No way.

0:03:00 > 0:03:05- We'd be better off making our own racer, right, Resus?- Too right.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Ha-ha! "Making our own racer?" Priceless.

0:03:08 > 0:03:13Come on, let's get some power for our hotrod.

0:03:13 > 0:03:19- Uh...- Move aside.- Whoa! - Give me all your zombie legs.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22- Only one pair to a customer. - I am the mayor!

0:03:22 > 0:03:25- I could have you fired.- Oh, no(!)

0:03:25 > 0:03:29- I might lose my glitzy job handing out rotting body parts(!)- Urgh!

0:03:30 > 0:03:31Zombie legs, please.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Don't you have any, like, turbo legs?

0:03:36 > 0:03:39Oh, right(!) Just let me check in my turbo legs bin(!)

0:03:43 > 0:03:46Thank you.

0:03:46 > 0:03:47Next.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49- SHE OPENS HER MOUTH TO SPEAK - Oh.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Wait. You're entering the Zombie Derby?

0:03:55 > 0:03:59- Oh, not just entering, my friend. Winning.- Yep.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Just got to get some legs to stick to our race car riding thingy.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05Well, our "race car riding thingy"

0:04:05 > 0:04:08is going to be way better than yours.

0:04:08 > 0:04:12- Even without any zombie legs?- Huh?

0:04:12 > 0:04:15Oh, man!

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Yeah! Oops. Missed.

0:04:19 > 0:04:23Cleo, my darling daughter and partner in the Zombie Derby.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26Oh, Dad, listen, I think I'm going to give it a miss this year.

0:04:26 > 0:04:30- But-but-but why?- Remember what happened last year?- Bad, was it?

0:04:30 > 0:04:31Uh-huh.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Wow. You made this?

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Let's go get some legs and test her out.

0:04:36 > 0:04:40Great idea. We can go in the racer.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43- Mush! Mush! - CLEO SIGHS

0:04:44 > 0:04:48Time for some fine tuning to get our vehicle in prime racing form.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50I'm thinking green racing stripes here.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53- I could put some flames at the back. - That won't make it go faster, Luke.

0:04:53 > 0:04:57- We need to give the legs a workout. - Seriously?

0:04:57 > 0:05:00- That doesn't sound like much fun. - Fun!? There is no time for fun.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02We have work to do.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06DOG BARKS

0:05:12 > 0:05:13Oh.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21- OK.- Now, let's talk race day strategy.

0:05:21 > 0:05:22Right. So I'll go as fast as I can

0:05:22 > 0:05:24and try and cross the finish line first.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27- Good!- But, remember, anything goes.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30You're going to encounter some gamesmanship

0:05:30 > 0:05:33that will be positively bloodcurdling.

0:05:33 > 0:05:37- What is it?- It's awfully quiet over there. They must be up to no good.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42They're up to no good, I'm sure of it.

0:05:42 > 0:05:46- Wait. So tell me again what I do if I get bumped?- Bump back!

0:05:46 > 0:05:50- Bump back like your life depends on it because it does.- OK...

0:05:50 > 0:05:54With less than 24 hours to go before the Zombie Derby, Team Luke

0:05:54 > 0:05:57and Team Resus have been installed as co-favourites

0:05:57 > 0:05:58to take home the Golden Orb.

0:05:58 > 0:06:03Those freaks are the favourites?! Well, we'll see about that. No Name?

0:06:05 > 0:06:09- CLEO SIGHS - How can they be out of legs?

0:06:09 > 0:06:12- Doug.- Huh?- I don't suppose we could possibly...?

0:06:12 > 0:06:14- DOUG GROANS - Oh.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Hey, hey! It's race day!

0:06:24 > 0:06:27So, whose team will you be cheering for today, love?

0:06:27 > 0:06:30Er... Well, I'd be happy with a dead heat.

0:06:30 > 0:06:35- QUICKLY:- It was a poor choice of words. A tie. Everyone wins. Yay!

0:06:35 > 0:06:37It's gone! My zombie racer's gone!

0:06:37 > 0:06:41- Mum, do you know something about this?- Me?!

0:06:41 > 0:06:43You're the ones up to no good!

0:06:43 > 0:06:44Ah!

0:06:44 > 0:06:46My zombie racer's gone!

0:06:46 > 0:06:49- Dad, you know something about this, don't you?- Me?

0:06:49 > 0:06:52You're the ones that are up to no good.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55Alston! Don't you think you're acting a little childish?

0:06:55 > 0:06:56No, I don't.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00LOUD ARGUING

0:07:00 > 0:07:03SHE WHISTLES

0:07:03 > 0:07:07Dr Skully came by earlier to take the racers to the starting line.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10- Oh, right.- OK.- Oh, that's cool.

0:07:10 > 0:07:14Ha-ha! Excellent. Now even an idiot couldn't lose.

0:07:14 > 0:07:19- To be clear, Dixon, you are an idiot.- Oh, thanks, boss.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22TV ANCHOR: We're just minutes from the start of the Zombie Derby.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Racers, start your legs.

0:07:27 > 0:07:32- Luke, just remember, winning is everything. Show no mercy.- Got it.

0:07:32 > 0:07:36Anything goes, Resus. Drive angry and, when you bump, bump hard.

0:07:38 > 0:07:39TWINKLE

0:07:41 > 0:07:46It's, like, way too heavy for my legs. Wow. What is it made out of?

0:07:46 > 0:07:49- Solid Egyptian sandstone.- Oh, great.

0:07:49 > 0:07:53If you have to cheat, and you do have to cheat, use this.

0:07:53 > 0:07:57- If you don't win, keep driving and never return.- Understood, boss.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59TV ANCHOR: They're under starter's orders...

0:07:59 > 0:08:01And they're off!

0:08:01 > 0:08:02CHEERING

0:08:02 > 0:08:03Ha-ha!

0:08:05 > 0:08:08You tell my son to stop bumping your son.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11- Ha! Scaredy bat. - HE HISSES

0:08:11 > 0:08:15- Can you believe those two? - At least we're acting like adults.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18- Resus! Ram him!- Luke! Trip him!

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Great! You're doing great!

0:08:24 > 0:08:28Oh, Golden Orb, soon you'll be mine.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31- SNAKES HISS Wah!- Urgh!

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Wah! LUKE GASPS

0:08:40 > 0:08:43Ha-ha! This L means loser.

0:08:51 > 0:08:52Ah!

0:08:52 > 0:08:54In your face, Resus.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00Say goodbye to your little friend.

0:09:00 > 0:09:01Resus! Look out!

0:09:05 > 0:09:09- Oh, man, we were nearly log meat. - Phew. I owe you big time.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12Sorry about all that bumping and stuff.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14- LUELLA:- Yay!

0:09:16 > 0:09:20- It's OK. We're good. - The z-racers...not so much.

0:09:20 > 0:09:24- I guess this was our fault.- Yep. Just got a little carried away.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27- MR WATSON:- At least no-one... Ow! Got hurt. Ow!

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Shall we go home? Ow.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31And give up!? No chance.

0:09:33 > 0:09:37- One more lap. You doing OK, mate? - This is harder than it looks.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Eat our dust, Luella!

0:09:40 > 0:09:43Stop fooling around!

0:09:50 > 0:09:53- I'm losing my grip. - Hang on. We're almost there.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56CHEERING

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Congratulations to the winners...

0:10:02 > 0:10:03..is what I would say

0:10:03 > 0:10:07if you hadn't broken the rules by having two people in one vehicle.

0:10:07 > 0:10:11- Oh, big deal. We had fun, didn't we? - Exactly. But, really, who wins?

0:10:11 > 0:10:15That award goes to Eva and Luella...

0:10:15 > 0:10:18are the words I would say if they hadn't broken

0:10:18 > 0:10:22the rules by putting a magic spell on their racer.

0:10:22 > 0:10:25Sorry, but nobody wins this year.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Hey, look!

0:10:27 > 0:10:29DOUG: Way to go, leg dudes!

0:10:31 > 0:10:34- CHEERING - We have a winner!

0:10:40 > 0:10:43- Hey, Dixon, like the outfit. - MAYOR GROANS

0:10:47 > 0:10:49HOWL

0:10:53 > 0:10:54EVIL LAUGHTER