Mother of All Scares

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03# He was a kid who didn't fit in

0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Got a wolf living inside Under his skin

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# When he's angry His body sprouts hair

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# So he got a ticket You'll never guess where

0:00:10 > 0:00:14# Scream, scream, scream When you get to Scream Street

0:00:14 > 0:00:19# Scream, scream, scream When you get to Scream Street... #

0:00:19 > 0:00:21EVIL LAUGHTER

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Next door's a vampire, maybe not

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# 4,000 years old but her body won't rot

0:00:28 > 0:00:30# Yeah, being a freak is totally normal

0:00:30 > 0:00:32# When everyone's freaky paranormal

0:00:32 > 0:00:37# Scream, scream, scream When you get to Scream Street

0:00:37 > 0:00:41# Scream, scream, scream When you get to Scream Street

0:00:41 > 0:00:42# Scream Street, Scream Street! #

0:00:42 > 0:00:44Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

0:00:47 > 0:00:49Dude, do I LOOK like a football?

0:00:49 > 0:00:52- DIG SNARLS - Hey, quit it.

0:00:52 > 0:00:53- SPLAT! - Ew.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55I hope that was a slug I just rolled in.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00What do you think, kids?

0:01:00 > 0:01:01That is a great...

0:01:01 > 0:01:03I want to say rocket.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Ugh! It's Big Ben.

0:01:05 > 0:01:06You know? The clock?

0:01:06 > 0:01:08- BELL SOUNDS - Dong! New Year's Eve?

0:01:08 > 0:01:11HE IMITATES FIREWORKS

0:01:11 > 0:01:13- Uh-huh, yeah... - OK, I can sort of...

0:01:13 > 0:01:15- ..that's really good, Mr Watson. - Yeah.

0:01:15 > 0:01:19Luke? Come down and save your friends from your dad.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Woo-hoo! Laters, Mum. Whoa...

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Do NOT slide down the banisters -

0:01:23 > 0:01:25it's dangerous.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27- RESUS AND CLEO TITTER - Now, have you got your gloves?

0:01:27 > 0:01:29Hat? Scarf? What about thermal undies?

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Mum! It's not even cold.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Now, you KNOW not to talk to strangers,

0:01:33 > 0:01:37- And remember to look both ways before crossing the road.- Mu-u-um.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40And we never sing our special song any more. How did it go?

0:01:40 > 0:01:42# Goodbye, you'll soon be missed

0:01:42 > 0:01:43# So, here's a farewell kiss. #

0:01:43 > 0:01:46RESUS AND CLEO LAUGH Mum!

0:01:46 > 0:01:48HE ROARS

0:01:48 > 0:01:50Oh, no - safe room, everyone!

0:01:50 > 0:01:52LUKE ROARS

0:01:54 > 0:01:55ROARING AND CLATTERING

0:01:55 > 0:01:58You know, you shouldn't embarrass Luke in front of his friends.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Says Mr Matchstick Big Ben.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03- LUKE ROARS - Oh, maybe I did overdo it a bit.

0:02:06 > 0:02:07Luke, are you all right?

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Hope you didn't rip your thermal undies.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Your mum only makes a fuss because she cares.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13I know, but she does my head in.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16"Do this, don't forget to do that. "Remember to..."

0:02:16 > 0:02:18MAYOR SNEER SCREAMS Wha...?!

0:02:18 > 0:02:19Whoa!

0:02:19 > 0:02:22Look both ways when crossing the road?

0:02:22 > 0:02:24CLEO AND RESUS LAUGH

0:02:24 > 0:02:27MAYOR SNEER SCREAMS

0:02:28 > 0:02:30Look, Mum...I'm sorry I lost it,

0:02:30 > 0:02:32but you did kind of make me...

0:02:32 > 0:02:33Argh!

0:02:33 > 0:02:35HE SWALLOWS NOISILY

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Make me a pot of tea, would you?

0:02:37 > 0:02:39There's a good little freak.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46MAYOR SNEER SLURPS

0:02:46 > 0:02:48What is going on?

0:02:49 > 0:02:53Er, the toilets at Sneer Hall are blocked and overflowing.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56According to Scream Street emergency mayoral powers

0:02:56 > 0:02:59number 4,758, sub-section D, paragraph 2-A,

0:02:59 > 0:03:03I get to stay with a family of MY choosing...

0:03:03 > 0:03:04indefinitely.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07- Wha...?- Luke, now, please don't get angry, but...

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Mayor Otto has stolen my room!

0:03:09 > 0:03:13Calm. Go to the happy place. You're lying in a hammock, on a beach...

0:03:13 > 0:03:14HE SIGHS

0:03:14 > 0:03:16I bet he drools all over your pillow.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18- Oh...- Not helping, Resus.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20I have GOT to get him out of my house.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23Something's up. Mayor Otto looked really scared earlier.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25No-one's THAT frightened of a blocked toilet.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28Unless the blockage sits up and speaks to them...

0:03:29 > 0:03:31I don't want to talk about it.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34Something scared Otto out of Sneer Hall, and I NEED to find out what.

0:03:34 > 0:03:38Let's go and find the scary thing! Yay(!)

0:03:42 > 0:03:43RESUS SIGHS

0:03:43 > 0:03:46SO, how are we sneaking in this time? A window? Roof light?

0:03:46 > 0:03:47Tunnel?

0:03:51 > 0:03:53- WHISPERING:- How about the front door?

0:03:55 > 0:03:56Wait!

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Wait for me!

0:03:59 > 0:04:02OK, really great investigation, team,

0:04:02 > 0:04:05but there's really nothing weird going on here, so we'll just...

0:04:06 > 0:04:08HE YELPS

0:04:11 > 0:04:13VACUUM HUMS

0:04:13 > 0:04:15THEY YELP

0:04:15 > 0:04:17- HANDBAG:- What have you done with my little Otto?

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Oh, my gosh! A talking handbag!

0:04:19 > 0:04:22SLOWLY: Hello. Who are you?

0:04:22 > 0:04:25I'm Otto's mummy, silly-billy. Have you seen him?

0:04:26 > 0:04:30Hmm. He hasn't come home for his tea, and I made lasagne.

0:04:30 > 0:04:31Otto loves his lasagne.

0:04:31 > 0:04:35Although without tomatoes, because they give him a rash on his bottom.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37It's like I said to Sandra, at the bingo...

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Otto's mummy's a poltergeist!

0:04:39 > 0:04:41That's right, all the way from

0:04:41 > 0:04:44the Peacehaven Home For Retired Poltergeists.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46That sounds...er, peaceful.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49FURNITURE CLATTERS

0:04:49 > 0:04:52My little Otto never visits, so I said to myself,

0:04:52 > 0:04:56"Margaret, old girl, it's time you invited yourself to Sneer Hall."

0:04:56 > 0:04:59- Mrs Sneer?- But as soon as I arrived, Otto had to pop out.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02He's been gone for ages and I've worried myself to death -

0:05:02 > 0:05:04except I'm already dead.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06- It's like I said to Sandra... - Mrs Sneer?!

0:05:06 > 0:05:09Would you like us to take you to see Otto?

0:05:09 > 0:05:13OK, team meeting, heh. 'Scuse us for a second, Mrs...Sneer, would you?

0:05:13 > 0:05:16- WHISPERS:- You're inviting the crazy poltergeist back home?

0:05:16 > 0:05:18To get Otto out of my house.

0:05:18 > 0:05:19She seems OK,

0:05:19 > 0:05:22and if she likes tidying so much, she can do my room for me.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24SNARLING AND GRUNTING

0:05:24 > 0:05:26Give it back, Dig.

0:05:26 > 0:05:27Uh! Ah!

0:05:27 > 0:05:30- DIG BARKS - Ah, that's better.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33Nice to meet some young people who aren't out stealing buses

0:05:33 > 0:05:35and joyriding on horses.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37DOUG GROANS

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Not again, dude!

0:05:39 > 0:05:42It's like I said to Sandra, at the bingo...

0:05:42 > 0:05:44No wonder Otto's stolen your room.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46HE SIGHS HAPPILY

0:05:46 > 0:05:48What's for dessert?

0:05:48 > 0:05:50- Ow!- Otto Sneer!

0:05:50 > 0:05:54Get your feet off this nice lady's sofa this instant.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Mummy?!

0:05:56 > 0:06:01What a lovely house, Mrs Watson. I do hope Otto has behaved himself.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Oh, that's nice - is that real leather?

0:06:04 > 0:06:06A bit rusty - don't you polish your cutlery?

0:06:06 > 0:06:08What on EARTH is this?

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Some kind of alien temple?

0:06:10 > 0:06:11HE GRUNTS

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Otto, you have GOT to go home,

0:06:13 > 0:06:15and you can take your invisible mummy with you.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17No way! You don't know what it's like.

0:06:17 > 0:06:18She's got a terrible...

0:06:18 > 0:06:21- HE SCREAMS - ..tempe-e-er!

0:06:21 > 0:06:25Come, Otto. Time to leave these nice people alone.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28No, please. I want to stay here.

0:06:28 > 0:06:32Don't be silly. Now, you can't go outside looking like THAT.

0:06:32 > 0:06:33Mother!

0:06:33 > 0:06:37Look at you! Crumbs all down your chin.

0:06:37 > 0:06:38- HE GASPS - Not the spitty-hanky.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40Not the spitty-hanky!

0:06:40 > 0:06:42- Come here. - SHE SPITS

0:06:42 > 0:06:43HE SCREAMS

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Otto Cornelius Bertrand Sneer,

0:06:46 > 0:06:49come back here this instant!

0:06:49 > 0:06:51If there's one thing I know about poltergeists -

0:06:51 > 0:06:53when they get angry they tend to...

0:06:53 > 0:06:54throw stuff around.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57- DISHES CLATTER - Everyone, safe room, hurry!

0:06:57 > 0:06:58Come on, quick!

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Ru-u-un!

0:07:01 > 0:07:03THEY GASP

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Mrs Sneer, can't we just talk about...?

0:07:06 > 0:07:08OK, she's not in the listening mood.

0:07:08 > 0:07:11Hey, maybe there's something in my cape that'll help.

0:07:11 > 0:07:12Let's see...

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Nope... No...

0:07:14 > 0:07:15That's cool, but no.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17- CLEO:- Let's go!

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Ow! Stop it!

0:07:22 > 0:07:25Ow! Cut it out.

0:07:25 > 0:07:26Ah! Grr!

0:07:29 > 0:07:30LUKE ROARS

0:07:30 > 0:07:33Cool, be cool. Do NOT get angry!

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Let's go to the happy place.

0:07:36 > 0:07:37You're in a hammock...

0:07:37 > 0:07:38on a beach...

0:07:38 > 0:07:40BOING! Grrah!

0:07:40 > 0:07:41That was just a coconut.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Otto, she's your mum - do something!

0:07:45 > 0:07:47No way! You invited her here.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49- BOTH:- Whoa!

0:07:49 > 0:07:51RUMBLING

0:07:51 > 0:07:54Ha! Ha! Cheerio.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56- HE GASPS - Mummy!

0:07:56 > 0:07:58What HAVE you done?

0:08:01 > 0:08:03Mummy?

0:08:03 > 0:08:04Put the house down.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07Oh! Ah!

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Ooh.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12She really does my head in sometimes.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14She only makes a fuss because she cares.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16There must be a way to calm her down.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Something you used to do together that she'll remember, maybe?

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Well, there was something.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23So...do it now!

0:08:23 > 0:08:24Over my dead body.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26In about 30 seconds, then.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29OK, but this goes no further.

0:08:29 > 0:08:30Ahem.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33# I'm a naughty-botty, yes, I am. #

0:08:36 > 0:08:37Keep going, keep going.

0:08:39 > 0:08:43# Do the tea-potty, yes, I can. #

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Oh! That's lovely.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48Oh, just like when you were little.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50DISHES CLATTER

0:08:50 > 0:08:51It's working.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Don't stop!

0:08:55 > 0:08:57# I'm a naughty-botty... #

0:08:57 > 0:09:00DIG BARKS

0:09:00 > 0:09:01Ah! Whoa!

0:09:03 > 0:09:04Huh?

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Whoa!

0:09:06 > 0:09:07Time to skedaddle!

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Hey, body - wait up!

0:09:11 > 0:09:12That's it, little dude.

0:09:14 > 0:09:18# When it's teddy teatime Look at me...

0:09:18 > 0:09:19THEY GIGGLE

0:09:19 > 0:09:23# I'm so cute and cu-u-uddly. #

0:09:23 > 0:09:25RUMBLING

0:09:26 > 0:09:29Oh, good boy, Dig.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31You can play footy with my head ANY time.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Mwah!

0:09:35 > 0:09:36OTTO GROANS

0:09:36 > 0:09:37Mwah! Mwah!

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Ooh, all I ever wanted was a little special time

0:09:40 > 0:09:42with my icky-wicky Otty-botty.

0:09:42 > 0:09:43Mother!

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Right, then - that's me off.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49It's bingo night - I never miss it.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52This never happened, all right?

0:09:52 > 0:09:55Byesey-bye, Otty-botty, the tea-potty. Heh-heh!

0:09:55 > 0:09:57- OTTO:- I heard that!

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Oh, Luke, thank goodness you're safe.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09HE SIGHS OK, but make it a quick one.

0:10:09 > 0:10:10SHE SMOOCHES

0:10:10 > 0:10:13And Big Ben is still in one piece.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15BELL SOUNDS

0:10:15 > 0:10:17HE SOBS

0:10:17 > 0:10:19Mm.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23Ah, peace at last.

0:10:23 > 0:10:24- Oi!- Whoa!

0:10:24 > 0:10:25I was here first.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Mind where you're standing.

0:10:28 > 0:10:29Mother?!

0:10:29 > 0:10:32Hello, darling. Bingo was cancelled,

0:10:32 > 0:10:34so I invited the girls round.

0:10:34 > 0:10:38- Oh, what a lovely house. - Grass needs cutting.

0:10:38 > 0:10:39Oh, is this your little Otto?

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Has he put the kettle on?

0:10:41 > 0:10:44HE SCREAMS