The Evil Ooze

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03# He was a kid who didn't fit in

0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Got a wolf living inside under his skin

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# When he's angry his body sprouts hair

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# So he got a ticket you'll never guess where

0:00:10 > 0:00:14# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:14 > 0:00:19# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Next door's a vampire, maybe not

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# 4,000 years old but her body won't rot

0:00:28 > 0:00:31# Yeah, being a freak is totally normal

0:00:31 > 0:00:33# When everyone's freaky paranormal

0:00:33 > 0:00:37# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:37 > 0:00:41# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:41 > 0:00:43# Scream Street, Scream Street. #

0:00:43 > 0:00:44Ha ha ha ha...

0:00:44 > 0:00:48And finally, Mr Farr, I'd like to have a quick listen to

0:00:48 > 0:00:55your heart. Ohh... Yes, very good. You're in great shape!

0:00:55 > 0:00:59In fact, I don't think I've ever seen a healthier dead man! Next!

0:01:02 > 0:01:05Oh... It wouldn't be a doctor's surgery day without an

0:01:05 > 0:01:09appointment with young Resus. What have you got this time?

0:01:09 > 0:01:12- Oh, I'm definitely coming down with something...- I'll be the judge

0:01:12 > 0:01:17of that. Resus, you always think you're coming down with something!

0:01:17 > 0:01:20- Ahh...- Hmm... Oh, yes,

0:01:20 > 0:01:25dreadful news, Resus. There's nothing wrong with you!

0:01:25 > 0:01:29- But I...- Next!- Oh Doctor Skully, I think I've eaten

0:01:29 > 0:01:31something that disagrees with me!

0:01:31 > 0:01:34- DISEMBODIED FEMALE VOICE:- You shouldn't have eaten me!

0:01:34 > 0:01:35- There, told you! - HE BURPS

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Oh, honestly...

0:01:38 > 0:01:43When I asked you to mix me a potion for warts, I wanted one that

0:01:43 > 0:01:48- would get rid of them, not give me more!- I am so sorry, Mr Mayor!

0:01:48 > 0:01:52I'm sure Luella didn't mean to cause you any discomfort. I'll see to your

0:01:52 > 0:01:55- new wart potion personally.- I could have you closed down, like THIS!

0:01:57 > 0:02:00You're never going to amount to anything if you don't start

0:02:00 > 0:02:05- concentrating! LUELLA?- Mmm...? Oh! Sorry Aunt Eefa, it won't

0:02:05 > 0:02:07- happen again, I promise. - Luella, when I asked you to

0:02:07 > 0:02:10mix me a potion for flatulence, I wanted one which would get

0:02:10 > 0:02:13- rid of it, not... Ohh... - HIS STOMACH RUMBLES

0:02:13 > 0:02:15..here we go again! Ohhh...

0:02:15 > 0:02:17HE FARTS EXPLOSIVELY

0:02:17 > 0:02:18Hey girl!

0:02:19 > 0:02:22Hey, Resus, we've been so worried about you!

0:02:22 > 0:02:24What did Doctor Skully say?

0:02:24 > 0:02:27Yeah, have you got a nasty case of hypochondria?

0:02:27 > 0:02:30Oh, that joke's older than you are, Cleo! Look, I

0:02:30 > 0:02:33get sick easily! It's nothing to laugh about!

0:02:33 > 0:02:34THEY LAUGH

0:02:34 > 0:02:37LULU HISSES

0:02:37 > 0:02:40- What did the Doctor say?- Have you got a nasty case of hypocho...

0:02:40 > 0:02:45- No! And I am sick of that joke!- Leave the poor boy alone,

0:02:45 > 0:02:48- you know how Resus catches any bug going.- You should be more

0:02:48 > 0:02:53like me, I never get sick. Want to know my secret? Plenty of iron in

0:02:53 > 0:02:57- my blood.- I'm not like you! I don't have Vampire teeth, I can't

0:02:57 > 0:03:02- fly, and I get sick easily!- That's right, my little darling,

0:03:02 > 0:03:06you're not like everyone else, you were born... Different.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08- You're special.- Special? Hah. Yeah right...

0:03:10 > 0:03:11DOOR SLAMS

0:03:11 > 0:03:14- You can be evil.- I'll take that as a compliment.

0:03:15 > 0:03:19Joining me in the studio is the President of Ghoul himself,

0:03:19 > 0:03:22- Greystoke McDread.- Good morning. - along with well known green

0:03:22 > 0:03:24activist, Russell Swampy.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Ghoul have filled the Underlands to maximum evil

0:03:27 > 0:03:31capacity! Any more, and pure evil will start leaking out.

0:03:31 > 0:03:35- It will be an environmental disaster.- According to the latest

0:03:35 > 0:03:39Ghoul calculations, the Underlands is not nearly at its evil capacity.

0:03:39 > 0:03:43What is the official unit for measuring evil...an Otto?

0:03:43 > 0:03:45More likely an Alston.

0:03:47 > 0:03:51- Oh, hey Resus...Hey Resus!- Hi Luella.- What are you up to?

0:03:51 > 0:03:55- Spending some time on my own.- Oh, that sounds fun! Can I join you?

0:03:55 > 0:03:59Luella, I just need some space right now. Oh, right, yeah. Later then?

0:03:59 > 0:04:04So I said to him, "there-wolf" ha ha ha... You know, because

0:04:04 > 0:04:09he said "werewolf" Oh, very well, let's get on with it.

0:04:09 > 0:04:14- Prepare to be banished to the Underlands!- Not the Underlands!

0:04:14 > 0:04:18I'll change! I'll go vegetarian! Yeah, from now on, I'll only eat

0:04:18 > 0:04:23- vegetarians! Ahhh...- Been nice talking to you, or at least

0:04:23 > 0:04:30AT you. Hey Doggy! Want to play? Fetch this bit of me.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33Oh, dear me, I'm feeling very queasy.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Oh, um... Doggy, fetch help...oh.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41DIG: Ruff ruff ruff!

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Not now, Dig.

0:04:45 > 0:04:46DIG GROANS

0:04:46 > 0:04:50Huh? What's that boy? You want me to ignore you? OK, no problem.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54Alright, alright. Get off. I'm coming.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56GATEKEEPER GROANS

0:04:56 > 0:04:59Oh right, um, em Mr Gatekeeper? Are you feeling OK?

0:04:59 > 0:05:04Eurgh, that's a lurgy alright. Do not want a dose of that.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06DIG WHINES

0:05:06 > 0:05:08What? He'll probably be better in a day or two. I'll come back

0:05:08 > 0:05:10and check on him, then. Bye.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17SLURPS AND COUGHS

0:05:17 > 0:05:19GROWLS ANGRILY

0:05:19 > 0:05:25Hey half-doggy dude! Wow... What's wrong with your eyes?

0:05:26 > 0:05:29Ow! There's no need for that!

0:05:29 > 0:05:32COUGHS AND WRETCHES

0:05:33 > 0:05:36- BANGING ON DOOR - Oh hey, Doug!

0:05:37 > 0:05:41Ow! I do the biting around here, thank you very much!

0:05:41 > 0:05:44COUGHS AND GROANS

0:05:46 > 0:05:49Hi Mum. What's for lunch?

0:05:49 > 0:05:50Ah! Not me!

0:05:52 > 0:05:53AHH!

0:05:53 > 0:05:56ZOMBIES MOAN

0:05:56 > 0:05:59The highly infectious disease seems to be spreading like a...well,

0:05:59 > 0:06:02a highly infectious disease. Who will be next?

0:06:04 > 0:06:05News just in...

0:06:05 > 0:06:07COUGHS AND GROANS

0:06:07 > 0:06:10And Mum and Dad have both got it and they never get sick!

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Oh I should've gone straight for help, but I thought

0:06:12 > 0:06:14- the Gatekeeper... - Slow down, Resus.- We'll sort it.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17- RESUS SIGHS - Skully'll know what to do.

0:06:21 > 0:06:25I may not be a medical expert, but I think we might be too late!

0:06:27 > 0:06:32- Ah!- Ow!- Luella? You're OK! - Resus! They're everywhere!

0:06:32 > 0:06:35- Even Eefa's been infected!- Don't worry, Luke and Cleo will

0:06:36 > 0:06:40- sort things out.- We need to find somewhere secure.- With high walls.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42BANGS DOOR Hey, Otto! Let us in!

0:06:42 > 0:06:44How do I know you're not infected?

0:06:44 > 0:06:48If we were infected, we wouldn't be talking to you, we'd be going

0:06:48 > 0:06:51- RARGH RARGH RARGH!- Ah! You went RARGH RARGH RARGH RARGH!

0:06:51 > 0:06:53You ARE infected!

0:06:53 > 0:06:55It was just an impression!

0:06:55 > 0:06:58ZOMBIE ROARS

0:06:58 > 0:06:59- Well, that wasn't! - VILLAGERS MOAN

0:06:59 > 0:07:03Ah... Cleo, on my shoulders.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Now you two, use us like a ladder.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Unlock the front door and let us in!

0:07:16 > 0:07:19I hope this won't affect my grades, Doctor Skully.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Ohh...

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Come on! Quick!

0:07:27 > 0:07:31- Yah!- Now get back. I don't want to hurt you!

0:07:31 > 0:07:35No, no, no please! WEREWOLF ROARS

0:07:38 > 0:07:42Dad stop, it's me!

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Oh, snout-beetle.

0:07:47 > 0:07:51- What do you think you're doing? - We've got to let our friends in.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54I think it's for you.

0:07:56 > 0:08:02Oh, well done. Applause for the Sham-pire please, everybody.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05This is private property you know! Ah...

0:08:05 > 0:08:07ZOMBIES MOAN

0:08:10 > 0:08:14- Quick, Luella, down here.- Aren't you coming?- No, I'll hold them off,

0:08:14 > 0:08:18- buy you some time.- You'd do that for me?- Just go!

0:08:23 > 0:08:25RESUS SCREAMS

0:08:28 > 0:08:31No, no, no, no...

0:08:31 > 0:08:32RESUS PANTS

0:08:32 > 0:08:36- Resus?- Oh...- You've been bitten, aren't you...

0:08:36 > 0:08:40Infected? No. It's weird, but I'm fine for some reason.

0:08:40 > 0:08:44"You're not like everyone else, you were born...different."

0:08:44 > 0:08:48I usually catch bugs really easily. Maybe I'm immune to this one.

0:08:48 > 0:08:52My aunt could use one of your hairs to mix a cure... But she's infected.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Then, Luella, it's up to you.

0:09:00 > 0:09:04I don't know if I can do it! Oh, deep breath, Luella...a bit of

0:09:04 > 0:09:07this...some of that... A leg of a toad that was hit by

0:09:07 > 0:09:10lightning, eye of a newt born under a full moon, and

0:09:10 > 0:09:15- lastly...tomato ketchup!- You're kidding, right?- Mm-mm.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22Whatever you're doing, Luella, do it quickly!

0:09:22 > 0:09:23POTION BUBBLES

0:09:23 > 0:09:24Ahh...

0:09:24 > 0:09:26LUELLA HUMS

0:09:26 > 0:09:28Ahh!

0:09:28 > 0:09:29Oh!

0:09:29 > 0:09:30Ahh!

0:09:38 > 0:09:39What's happening?

0:09:46 > 0:09:47Let me help.

0:09:52 > 0:09:56Take two of these and see me in the morning, Doctor Skully.

0:09:56 > 0:09:57- Oh...- Just half a dog to go!

0:10:03 > 0:10:04Chuck me a cork, someone!

0:10:06 > 0:10:08Here boy!

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Wicked!

0:10:11 > 0:10:15Please accept my humble apologies. An unfortunate

0:10:15 > 0:10:19miscalculation almost led to a terrible tragedy, but for

0:10:19 > 0:10:22these two. So it gives me great pleasure to give out to Resus

0:10:22 > 0:10:29- and Luella, Ghoul's highest award for bravery.- Careful with the pin!

0:10:29 > 0:10:31SCATTERED APPLAUSE

0:10:31 > 0:10:34- That's our boy!- I always knew she'd make me proud.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36I hope that's everyone cured.

0:10:36 > 0:10:41Not Luella, she's more love-sick than ever.

0:10:41 > 0:10:42LUELLA GASPS

0:10:42 > 0:10:45I'm fine! I just slipped...