0:00:02 > 0:00:03# He was a kid who didn't fit in
0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Got a wolf living inside under his skin
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# When he's angry his body sprouts hair
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# So he got a ticket and you'll never guess where
0:00:10 > 0:00:12WOLF HOWLS # Scream, scream, scream
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# When you get to Scream Street
0:00:14 > 0:00:16# Scream, scream, scream
0:00:16 > 0:00:19# When you get to Scream Street... #
0:00:19 > 0:00:21Ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha! BATS SCREECH
0:00:23 > 0:00:24WOMAN SCREAMS
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Next door's a vampire, maybe not
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# 4,000 years old but her body won't rot. Yeah!
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# Being a freak is totally normal
0:00:30 > 0:00:33# When everyone's freaky paranormal
0:00:33 > 0:00:34# Scream, scream, scream
0:00:34 > 0:00:37# When you get to Scream Street
0:00:37 > 0:00:39# Scream, scream, scream
0:00:39 > 0:00:41# When you get to Scream
0:00:41 > 0:00:43# Street, street, street, street, street. #
0:00:43 > 0:00:44MENACING LAUGH
0:00:45 > 0:00:47WHIRRING Come on, come on.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50- Yes!- That doesn't sound like homework, Luke.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52It's OK. I didn't get any homework.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54- CONSOLE:- Game over. - What's this then?
0:00:54 > 0:00:57Oh, that must be the homework I didn't get.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Get on with it, Luke.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02- But I...- No more excuses.
0:01:02 > 0:01:03Oh, that's so unfair.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06I don't do excuses.
0:01:06 > 0:01:10I'm so sorry, Dr Skully, but what could I do?
0:01:10 > 0:01:11The dog ate my homework.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14HE GROANS
0:01:14 > 0:01:18Eat it, Dig, good boy. CHOMPING
0:01:18 > 0:01:19Have another go.
0:01:19 > 0:01:23Games and homework, the eternal enemies.
0:01:23 > 0:01:24HE SIGHS
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Sometimes, you just have to pick a side.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30WHIRRING
0:01:30 > 0:01:32As you all know, tomorrow is our field trip.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35What do I want to see a field for?
0:01:35 > 0:01:37- HE LAUGHS - Cos of the...
0:01:37 > 0:01:40- Oh.- It is a monster field trip, Dixon.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43We are hoping to catch a glimpse of a legendary beast,
0:01:43 > 0:01:48which only emerges from its burrow once every 999 years.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50The millennium monster.
0:01:50 > 0:01:51The name is approximate.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54A monster waking up after 1,000 years
0:01:54 > 0:01:56is going to have some serious bed hair.
0:01:56 > 0:01:57It's going to be seriously hungry.
0:01:57 > 0:02:01Your homework is to read the chapter on the millennium monster
0:02:01 > 0:02:03in your Pocket Monster Guides.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05And, Luke, that means you, too.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Of course, sir. SHE LAUGHS
0:02:08 > 0:02:09WHIRRING
0:02:09 > 0:02:11ROOSTER CROWS
0:02:11 > 0:02:13SNORING
0:02:13 > 0:02:14ALARM RINGS
0:02:14 > 0:02:16- CONSOLE:- Game over.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Luke, are you up?
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Up? I'm already dressed.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23- Whoa!- Did you do your homework?
0:02:23 > 0:02:26- I couldn't finish it. - Did you even start it?
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Nah! That's what made finishing it so hard. Ha-ha.
0:02:28 > 0:02:29Where's Resus?
0:02:29 > 0:02:32I think Resus has worried himself sick.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34He looks like death.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Well, he is in a coffin.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Seriously, Alston, he's been up all night.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Well, he is a vampire.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41Ooh!
0:02:41 > 0:02:42Spot test.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Cleo, what's the average speed of the millennium monster?
0:02:45 > 0:02:4725km an hour.
0:02:47 > 0:02:48Luella, bite diameter?
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Er, two to three metres.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Spot on. Luke, wingspan?
0:02:52 > 0:02:54WHIRRING IN IMAGINATION
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Luke, wingspan?
0:02:56 > 0:02:58What? Er 2? 40?
0:02:58 > 0:02:59Well, which ones? Front or back?
0:02:59 > 0:03:02It doesn't have any wings, you troglodyte!
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Once again, you haven't done your homework
0:03:04 > 0:03:06and you are excluded from the field trip.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07No!
0:03:07 > 0:03:12Take this copy of the Pocket Monster Book home and read it!
0:03:12 > 0:03:13But I've already got a copy.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15This is a special edition.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Believe me, I'll know if you haven't read this one.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20And, whatever you do, don't damage it.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Yeah, yeah, whatever.
0:03:22 > 0:03:23CONSOLE WHIRS
0:03:25 > 0:03:26DIG YAPS
0:03:29 > 0:03:30What are you doing home?
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Skully said I could read, rather than go on the field trip.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35It's because I'm allergic or special or something.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37And what exactly are you reading?
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Er, my high score.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42SHE SIGHS That's really heavy.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Read!
0:03:44 > 0:03:45DOOR SHUTS
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Is it...bigger?
0:03:48 > 0:03:50The Bumper Monster Book.
0:03:50 > 0:03:51Was it called that before?
0:03:51 > 0:03:55"Warning, it is vital you read the next page straight away".
0:03:55 > 0:03:58That's what I call a gripping first chapter.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Might need a quick screen break to calm down.
0:04:00 > 0:04:01CONSOLE WHIRS
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Right, that's it.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06- This goes away until you can be trusted.- Game over.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08But, Mum, I've read a whole chapter.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11You can have it back when you've done some proper work
0:04:11 > 0:04:14and don't try looking for it. I'm taking it shopping with me.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17I was about to unlock the Most Hours Played Trophy.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19You're stifling my natural talents!
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Oh, seriously?
0:04:24 > 0:04:26I mean, how can I read it if I can't even pick it up?!
0:04:28 > 0:04:30HE YELPS
0:04:33 > 0:04:36LOW ROARING
0:04:36 > 0:04:37HE ROARS
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Worst monster field trip ever!
0:04:42 > 0:04:44It's all field and no monster.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46- ROARING, THEY GASP - Uh-oh.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48HE SNORES
0:04:54 > 0:04:55Oh, no.
0:04:55 > 0:04:56Not good.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58And, whatever you do, don't damage it.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01I need sticky tape, loads of it.
0:05:01 > 0:05:02And help, loads of that, too.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04DIG BARKS
0:05:06 > 0:05:10Look for clues - broken twigs, scratched bark,
0:05:10 > 0:05:12distinctive droppings.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14- SQUELCHING - Ooh, I think I just found some.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17- Ooh, good work, Farp. - Ew!
0:05:18 > 0:05:21- Luke?- Resus is helping me with my homework.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24- This won't take long. - Luke, one, I'm not well.
0:05:24 > 0:05:25Two, I'm not well.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28And three, did I tell you? I'M NOT WELL!
0:05:29 > 0:05:31HE GASPS
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Well, that's a bit weird.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36Well, I'll be off then. I'm not well. Maybe I...
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Maybe I should have mentioned that before.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Hold on. Mum, have you tidied my room?
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Very funny!
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Wait, is this the cover?
0:05:47 > 0:05:49The MONSTER Monster Book?
0:05:49 > 0:05:51- Oh.- Where are the pages?
0:05:51 > 0:05:53They can't have run away.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Books may have spines, but they don't have legs.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57They don't usually grow either.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02Luke, I am definitely not well enough to search for monsters.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Trust me, Resus, there isn't a monster.
0:06:04 > 0:06:05RUSTLING
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Agh! What was that?
0:06:07 > 0:06:09It was probably just the wind.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11We need to think like a book.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16If you were a book, where would you go?
0:06:16 > 0:06:17- BOTH:- The library.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19- Right!- But the library's this way.
0:06:19 > 0:06:20Yes, I know.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25- This feels super bad. - LUKE SHIVERS
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Are you...shaking?
0:06:27 > 0:06:29This place gives me the creeps.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32Ooh, it's like a museum of homework.
0:06:32 > 0:06:33DOOR CREAKS
0:06:35 > 0:06:36DIG GROWLS
0:06:41 > 0:06:44We don't even know what we're looking for!
0:06:49 > 0:06:50ROARING
0:06:50 > 0:06:52We do now.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54THEY SCREAM
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Look, the burrow!
0:06:57 > 0:07:00Well spotted, Farp. And fresh footprints!
0:07:00 > 0:07:01Take cover, everyone.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04- WHISPERING:- If we're very lucky,
0:07:04 > 0:07:08we will catch a glimpse of the millennium monster returning home.
0:07:08 > 0:07:09THEY YELL
0:07:09 > 0:07:12ROARING
0:07:12 > 0:07:15THEY PANT
0:07:16 > 0:07:18ROARING
0:07:18 > 0:07:19Don't eat me! Please, I'm ill!
0:07:19 > 0:07:22I'm supposed to be in bed!
0:07:22 > 0:07:24What's that behind the tree?
0:07:24 > 0:07:28Oh, my! That is the tail of the millennium monster.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31This is the most exciting moment of me whole life!
0:07:32 > 0:07:35- Dixon!- Ha-ha! Got you!
0:07:35 > 0:07:37That is not funny!
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Ooh, you're in so much trouble, boy.
0:07:39 > 0:07:44Oh, no. Please don't ban me from your next exciting field trip!
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Sir, the real monster!
0:07:48 > 0:07:50MONSTER SNARLS It's made of homework,
0:07:50 > 0:07:52so hopefully it will bore itself to death.
0:07:52 > 0:07:53SNARLING
0:07:53 > 0:07:56THEY YELL
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Is it...? Is it dead?
0:08:01 > 0:08:03CLATTERING I'll take that as a no.
0:08:07 > 0:08:08Dig!
0:08:10 > 0:08:13MONSTER SNARLS My homework ate the dog!
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Don't be disheartened.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18We did learn some valuable things about moss.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20I just wanted to see a new monster.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22- Cheers, Dixon.- Ow! - LUKE AND RESUS YELL
0:08:22 > 0:08:24MONSTER SNARLS
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Ooh, now, that's what I call timing.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28DIXON YELLS
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Luke, I warned you not to damage that book!
0:08:31 > 0:08:32MONSTER SNARLS
0:08:32 > 0:08:33THEY GASP
0:08:35 > 0:08:38This is brilliant! Where did you find him?
0:08:38 > 0:08:41He's my homework. Cleo, you studied monsters.
0:08:41 > 0:08:42What do we do?
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Normally, I'm very strict about students
0:08:44 > 0:08:49helping each other with homework, but I'll make an exception.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Maybe if you actually read it, it'll calm down.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53MONSTER ROARS
0:08:53 > 0:08:54Whoa.
0:08:54 > 0:08:55MONSTER ROARS
0:08:59 > 0:09:01See if you can find page one.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04I can't, it's too wild.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Whoa! MONSTER SNARLS
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Oh, if only we had a book on how to calm down the book!
0:09:08 > 0:09:13We do! The Monster Book must have a page on book monsters.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Quick, help me find it.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Hi-yah!
0:09:17 > 0:09:18But I'm not well!
0:09:18 > 0:09:19MONSTER SNARLS
0:09:19 > 0:09:21RESUS YELPS
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Bog monsters, no.
0:09:24 > 0:09:25Dream monsters...
0:09:25 > 0:09:28I've got it, got it! Book monster.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Size, speed, enemies.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Of course! I should have known.
0:09:33 > 0:09:34MONSTER SNARLS
0:09:38 > 0:09:40MONSTER SNARLS
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Mum, give me my console!
0:09:42 > 0:09:43Give me one good reason.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45- MONSTER SNARLS - Whoa!
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Because games and homework are mortal enemies!
0:09:47 > 0:09:49MONSTER SNARLS
0:09:52 > 0:09:53MONSTER SNARLS
0:09:53 > 0:09:55CONTROLLER WHIRLS
0:09:56 > 0:09:58CONTROLLER WHIRLS
0:09:58 > 0:10:00MONSTER SNARLS
0:10:00 > 0:10:01MONSTER ROARS
0:10:01 > 0:10:02KABOOM!
0:10:02 > 0:10:04THEY YELP
0:10:05 > 0:10:07- RESUS GRUNTS - Nice one.
0:10:07 > 0:10:08Yeah, cheers.
0:10:10 > 0:10:11HE YELPS
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Oh, Dig!
0:10:13 > 0:10:14HE LAUGHS
0:10:15 > 0:10:17What...was that?
0:10:17 > 0:10:19That was my homework, Mum.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22That homework assignment was extremely dangerous!
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Er, but it's supposed to just get bigger.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27I didn't know that it would...
0:10:27 > 0:10:31Oh, the book's never been pushed that far before.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33The noblest sacrifice of all.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Pff, this thing? Nah, this is nearly two years old.
0:10:36 > 0:10:37I need a new one anyway.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39I don't think so.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Joking, all right?
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Wow. You guys seriously need to lighten up.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54MENACING LAUGHTER
0:10:54 > 0:10:55WOMAN SCREAMS
0:10:58 > 0:10:59MENACING LAUGHTER