The Haunted House

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03# He was a kid who didn't fit in

0:00:03 > 0:00:05# He got a wolf living inside under his skin

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# When he's angry His body sprouts hair

0:00:08 > 0:00:10# So he's got to take to, you'll never guess where

0:00:10 > 0:00:12# Scream, scream, scream

0:00:12 > 0:00:14# When you get to Scream Street

0:00:14 > 0:00:16# Scream, scream, scream

0:00:16 > 0:00:19# When you get to Scream Street

0:00:19 > 0:00:22# Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Next door's a vampire, maybe not

0:00:26 > 0:00:28- # 4,000 years old but her body won't rot- Yeah!

0:00:28 > 0:00:30# Being a freak is totally normal

0:00:30 > 0:00:33# When everyone's freaky, paranormal

0:00:33 > 0:00:35# Scream, scream, scream

0:00:35 > 0:00:37# When you get to Scream Street

0:00:37 > 0:00:39# Scream, scream, scream

0:00:39 > 0:00:40# When you get to Scream Street

0:00:40 > 0:00:42# Scream Street, Scream Street

0:00:42 > 0:00:46# Ha-ha, ha-ha. #

0:00:55 > 0:00:57Mm, delicious.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00Mum, Dad, they put up another house in the woods.

0:01:00 > 0:01:04- It must be new arrivals. Can I go and say hello?- Of course.

0:01:04 > 0:01:05- We should all go.- No, no, no.

0:01:05 > 0:01:09I have no desire whatsoever to find out what manner of monster

0:01:09 > 0:01:10has moved in down the road.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13I'm about to tuck in to a nice, ordinary Sunday lunch.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Please let me just enjoy it.

0:01:18 > 0:01:19Looks like the chicken's off.

0:01:22 > 0:01:23Oh, no!

0:01:23 > 0:01:24Bleurgh!

0:01:25 > 0:01:27DOG BARKS

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Just looks like a normal old haunted house.

0:01:32 > 0:01:33What do you think lives here?

0:01:33 > 0:01:35It's not fancy enough to be vampires.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Not gross enough to be bogeymen

0:01:37 > 0:01:39and not stinky enough to be werewolves.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41- Oi!- Do you think they have kids?

0:01:41 > 0:01:42There's only one way to find out.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Oh, do we have to?

0:01:46 > 0:01:48OK. Nobody in. Let's go home.

0:01:51 > 0:01:55Oh, come on, Resus. The door's open. We may as well go in.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57Where's your sense of adventure?

0:01:57 > 0:01:59It went on an adventure and died, horribly,

0:01:59 > 0:02:02like we almost did the last time you said, "Ooh, the door's open.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04"We may as well go in."

0:02:04 > 0:02:07Anyway, we can't just walk into someone's house.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10- Hello?- Oh.

0:02:12 > 0:02:13Don't be such a wuss.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16It's all right for you, Little Miss "I'll be fine,

0:02:16 > 0:02:19"my internal organs are safe in a fridge."

0:02:19 > 0:02:22OMINOUS RUMBLE

0:02:22 > 0:02:23Ooh!

0:02:23 > 0:02:25DOG BARKS

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Dig! Ha-ha.

0:02:27 > 0:02:28Hello?

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Hello? I don't think anyone's in.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34We should have a nose around just to make sure.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36- Good idea.- Bad idea.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38So obviously a bad idea.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41DOOR CREAKS

0:02:47 > 0:02:50It could be an invisible family, or poltergeists.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52DOG SNIFFS

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Whoever it is, they've got a thing for houses.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56I'll have a proper listen.

0:02:59 > 0:03:00CLEO AND RESUS LAUGH

0:03:00 > 0:03:01DIG BARKS

0:03:01 > 0:03:02Very funny.

0:03:05 > 0:03:06OK, OK. Quiet, everyone.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12- No, nothing.- Nobody at home.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14- OK, let's go. - Oh, I'm way ahead of you, Cleo.

0:03:16 > 0:03:17- Uh?- That's weird.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19This isn't the room we came in through.

0:03:19 > 0:03:23Well, that was definitely the door we went through. Oh!

0:03:24 > 0:03:27You see? This is exactly why you don't walk into houses

0:03:27 > 0:03:29of people you don't know.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32DIG SNIFFS AND BARKS

0:03:34 > 0:03:39I don't know who's in there and I do not want to find out.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Ah! OK. Ow.

0:03:41 > 0:03:42Stand aside.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47OK. Ow.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Guys, we've got company.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54DIG BARKS

0:03:54 > 0:03:56LIFT BELL RINGS

0:03:56 > 0:03:59Oh, we're sorry. We shouldn't have come in. We won't to do it again.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Oh, it's empty. Phew.

0:04:02 > 0:04:03What?

0:04:03 > 0:04:05I was lulling them into a false sense of security.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07- Standard.- Come on.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09There's no other way out.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12I don't know what the Scream Street record for bad ideas in one day is

0:04:12 > 0:04:14but you must be getting pretty close.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Come on.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18DIG SNIFFS AND BARKS

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Ha! No chance.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Oh! It touched me. It touched me.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26Wah!

0:04:27 > 0:04:30Admit it, you want to know which monster lives in this house

0:04:30 > 0:04:32just as much as I do.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34I hope it's something new and exciting.

0:04:34 > 0:04:38That collects old pictures of houses? Doesn't seem likely.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40I just hope it is a vegetarian.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43LIFT BELL RINGS

0:04:49 > 0:04:51ALL: Oh!

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Well, we're not the first people to come down here.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03These walls are kind of slimy.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05They're squidgy and warm.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08Ew. Er, guys.

0:05:08 > 0:05:09Feel this pipe.

0:05:09 > 0:05:13Now, is it just me or does that feel a lot like a pulse?

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Oh, no. No, no, no. Please don't say it.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18- The house is alive.- There it is.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20She said it.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27The reason there are no monsters in the house

0:05:27 > 0:05:29is because the house is the monster.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31And the house pictures, they are family portraits.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33We need to get out of here now.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40This way.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00"Now I look back at it, Cleo, I wish I'd listened to Resus."

0:06:00 > 0:06:03"Yes, Luke. Then we wouldn't have ended up dead." Ooh!

0:06:05 > 0:06:08The first gargoyle to suffer from a fear of heights.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10And reports just in of a monster

0:06:10 > 0:06:13that has escaped from the Underlands.

0:06:13 > 0:06:14It is highly dangerous.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17'Members of the public are advised not to approach...'

0:06:17 > 0:06:20- Has Luke gone over already?- Yes. He's gone ahead with his pals.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22Well, say what you like about Scream Street,

0:06:22 > 0:06:25but at least Luke has made some proper friends.

0:06:25 > 0:06:26It's nice to see them getting on so well.

0:06:26 > 0:06:29Just because a door is open, doesn't mean you have to go in.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31You didn't have to come along. DIG BARKS

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Oh, I knew your stupid curiosity would get us killed.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36When you two have quite finished,

0:06:36 > 0:06:37Dig has found something.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45- Oh, that is rank.- Oh, it smells like something died in there.

0:06:45 > 0:06:49Which it most probably has. Gee, thanks again for bringing me here.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52- Ha. I appreciate it.- It's fine.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Some of my oldest friends are rotting corpses.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Any case, it could be our only way out.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Can you see anything?

0:07:01 > 0:07:04Not much, thankfully.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Oh. Hold on.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09There's something at the bottom. It's another hatch.

0:07:09 > 0:07:10See if you can open it.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13I'm through.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15What can you see down there?

0:07:15 > 0:07:17- A couple of clowns.- Ah!

0:07:17 > 0:07:20Oh, I don't want to get any of that stuff on me. It reeks.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25- Oi!- Today can't get much worse.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30ALARM BLARES

0:07:37 > 0:07:39It just got worse.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41It's some sort of acid.

0:07:41 > 0:07:45So, I guess a living house has to have a stomach.

0:07:45 > 0:07:46Oh, fantastic.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Now we are dinner. Perfect.

0:07:51 > 0:07:55"Welcome to Scream Street."

0:07:55 > 0:07:57And they are totally welcome to it.

0:07:57 > 0:07:58- Any sign of Luke?- No.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00What I wouldn't give to be Luke's age again.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03Mucking around with your mates, not a care in the world.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05It's all my fault.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07I got you both into this and I'll get you out.

0:08:22 > 0:08:23What?

0:08:25 > 0:08:27It's no good. I can't do anything.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29No, you did.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32When you smashed the walls, the lift started to come down again.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35We need to cause this house as much stomach pain as possible

0:08:35 > 0:08:36and quickly.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38- Luke, you need to step in the acid. - But...

0:08:38 > 0:08:40You can get us out of this,

0:08:40 > 0:08:41but not as you.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43- We need the wolf.- No.

0:08:43 > 0:08:47- I can't control it. You won't be safe.- We're not safe anyway.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49It's our only chance.

0:08:49 > 0:08:50No way.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54Sorry, mate.

0:08:54 > 0:08:55Ow!

0:09:07 > 0:09:10LUKE GROWLS

0:09:10 > 0:09:11Ready, Cleo?

0:09:12 > 0:09:14I've been ready for centuries.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16LUKE GROWLS

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Run!

0:09:22 > 0:09:25LUKE GROWLS

0:09:29 > 0:09:31Ole, wolfy boy.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35- IN SPANISH ACCENT: - Resus is ready for you.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37LUKE GROWLS

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Over here, furry pants.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48LUKE GROWLS

0:09:56 > 0:09:58LIFT BELL RINGS

0:10:07 > 0:10:11Just to say, if anything weird happens, I am so out of here.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Oh, good grief!

0:10:21 > 0:10:23LUKE GROWLS

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Ah.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33Well, I think that's probably enough surprises for one day.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40So, anybody want some cake?

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Cheesecake, is it?

0:10:42 > 0:10:44THEY ALL LAUGH