Takeaway of Terror

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03# He was a kid who didn't fit in

0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Got a wolf living inside under his skin

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# When he's angry his body sprouts hair

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# So he got a ticket you'll never guess where

0:00:10 > 0:00:14# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:14 > 0:00:19# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Next door's a vampire, maybe not

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# 4,000 years old but her body won't rot

0:00:28 > 0:00:31# Yeah, being a freak is totally normal

0:00:31 > 0:00:33# When everyone's freaky paranormal

0:00:33 > 0:00:37# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:37 > 0:00:41# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:41 > 0:00:43# Scream Street, Scream Street. #

0:00:45 > 0:00:47So, it just remains for me to say,

0:00:47 > 0:00:50have a studious summer vacation and...

0:00:51 > 0:00:54Yeah! See you all next term.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57If I can see you at all, that is.

0:00:57 > 0:00:58Six weeks of nothing.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00Yay!

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Yeah, absolutely nothing. We're all broke

0:01:02 > 0:01:05and we won't be able to afford tickets to Brain Drain's next gig.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Huh. And I thought I was Mr Negative.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10And you're quite sure you've got rid of all the rats?

0:01:12 > 0:01:14I'll take that as a yes.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Have pest control gone?

0:01:17 > 0:01:18Looks like they missed one.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Are you saying I'm a pest?

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Not me. It's in your school report.

0:01:22 > 0:01:23LUKE GASPS

0:01:23 > 0:01:25"Luke never sticks at anything.

0:01:25 > 0:01:26"He frequently gets distracted, and..."

0:01:26 > 0:01:29Dad, look. They need staff for the new burger bar.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32Luke, you'd quit after 10 minutes.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35No, I wouldn't. I'm going to get a summer job and stick at it.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Ha! If you do, I'll eat my hat.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Isn't anyone else applying?

0:01:40 > 0:01:42Well, I suppose if you pay peanuts...

0:01:42 > 0:01:46The position on offer is that of Trainee Surface Sanitiser.

0:01:48 > 0:01:49Get back in there!

0:01:51 > 0:01:53So, I need someone who is...

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Oh. Looks like the job's all yours.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58I won't let you down, sir.

0:01:58 > 0:01:59Save it for your boss.

0:01:59 > 0:02:03- Dixon!- Mr Dixon, head chef

0:02:03 > 0:02:05and employee of the week to you.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08- Now get started.- I hope this isn't for cleaning the toilet.

0:02:13 > 0:02:17My great-great-uncle made a fortune in fast food with his secret

0:02:17 > 0:02:21burger sauce. Sadly, the General took the recipe to his grave.

0:02:21 > 0:02:22Literally.

0:02:24 > 0:02:25Bingo!

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Now, don't be afraid.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32Why would I be? This is cool!

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Ah, there it is.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Oh, it doesn't want to let go!

0:02:40 > 0:02:41Gimme, gimme, gimme.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Eugh!

0:02:43 > 0:02:46Team! Prepare for a busy day.

0:02:49 > 0:02:54Hurry up, boy, I want it spotless for our half price opening bonanza.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Oh, good work, no name.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59We're going to need all the rats we can get.

0:02:59 > 0:03:00LUKE GASPS

0:03:00 > 0:03:05Uh, ahem, ah, no. No, Mr Pest Control man, we have no rats here.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07On your way now.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Luke, I've been thinking,

0:03:09 > 0:03:12how would you like to expand your expertise into sales?

0:03:13 > 0:03:14Yeah!

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Welcome to Otto Burger.

0:03:16 > 0:03:17Can I take your order?

0:03:26 > 0:03:29Mm, oh, that was a good breakfast.

0:03:29 > 0:03:30Time for lunch.

0:03:30 > 0:03:31Oh, I'll say.

0:03:33 > 0:03:34They're calling it...

0:03:36 > 0:03:37..burger mania.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39The whole town is gripped by this... Yum.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41..delicious sauce.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44Some say, "Where will it end?"

0:03:44 > 0:03:45I say...

0:03:45 > 0:03:46Om nom nom!

0:03:46 > 0:03:49Well, I suppose I should see how Luke is getting on.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53You're sticking at it, then?

0:03:53 > 0:03:54Dad!

0:03:54 > 0:03:57Normally, I'd run a mile from something as processed as a burger,

0:03:57 > 0:04:00but seeing as my son is practically management...

0:04:00 > 0:04:02One Otto pounder, please.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04Here you go.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Om nom nom nom!

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Actually, that's...

0:04:09 > 0:04:11That's not absolutely awful.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Om nom nom nom!

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Same again, please. With extra sauce!

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Om nom nom nom...

0:04:20 > 0:04:21Any chance of a freebie?

0:04:21 > 0:04:24I've been selling for door-to-door for Eefa all morning.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26I only sold two enchanted bracelets.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28And I bought both of them.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30And I got myself a nice little job

0:04:30 > 0:04:32dusting every book in the school library. So, yeah.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Living the dream. Oh, come on, Luke, buddy.

0:04:35 > 0:04:39Sorry, guys. I'd love to, but I can't risk losing my job.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41It's half-price today, anyway.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Er, Luke... Exactly which part of a cow is this?

0:04:47 > 0:04:50These burgers are 100% rat!

0:04:51 > 0:04:52No, no, no.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55That's merely some industrial gristle.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58From the highly technical mincing process.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Not at all rat!

0:05:01 > 0:05:06Now perhaps you would show your...friends outside, for good?

0:05:06 > 0:05:09This might be Scream Street, but rats are rats wherever you are.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11But you heard him, it was gristle.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13- LUELLA SIGHS - Ah!

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Oh, hi, Rhesus. Do you maybe want to share my Otto Deluxe?

0:05:15 > 0:05:19Er, thanks, Luella, but a man can only eat so much rat in one day.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21It is not rat meat!

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Whatever. It's really tasty.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26Watson!

0:05:27 > 0:05:28Got to go.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Hold on. I remember him.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33He ran a restaurant here ages ago.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36It was a big hit, then suddenly, it closed down.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

0:05:38 > 0:05:41That meddling in someone else's business always ends in disaster,

0:05:41 > 0:05:42maybe?

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Unbelievable!

0:05:46 > 0:05:49No-one can ever know we've broken IN to the school library.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52Right, yes. Totally against the rules.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54No, totally uncool.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57You do know that I have a key for work?

0:05:59 > 0:06:00We'd better hurry.

0:06:07 > 0:06:08HE SHRIEKS

0:06:10 > 0:06:11Over here!

0:06:11 > 0:06:15I name you Otto Burger's most loyal customer.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18Please have one Big Otto,

0:06:18 > 0:06:20free of charge.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22Ooh, can I get a super-duper size?

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Of course!

0:06:24 > 0:06:25We're going to need bigger rats.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29DR SKULLY: Hello? Who's there?

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Don't make me come down there and...

0:06:31 > 0:06:34Oh! Ooh, funny bone.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Dad? What's up with your teeth?

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Nothing.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42Where's that burger? I'm starved!

0:06:42 > 0:06:45Popular beefburger emporium shuts.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48Mystery illness turning people into cows?

0:06:48 > 0:06:50What if they're connected?

0:06:50 > 0:06:53What if the secret sauce means you really ARE what you eat?

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Dad? Dad!

0:07:00 > 0:07:03Luke! You have to see this.

0:07:05 > 0:07:06There ARE rats in your burgers!

0:07:06 > 0:07:11I admit, one tiny creature did get caught in the machinery.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13So tragic. I sent flowers to the family.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16And that secret sauce is why the General's restaurant

0:07:16 > 0:07:17got closed down.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Not those silly rumours again.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22It's just sauce. Luke, you have two options.

0:07:22 > 0:07:23One, get horribly fired.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25LUKE GASPS

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Or two, get a raise and become Employee Of The Week.

0:07:28 > 0:07:32- Boss!- Which comes with your own deluxe company super mop.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34These floors won't sanitise themselves.

0:07:36 > 0:07:37Why are you helping Otto?

0:07:37 > 0:07:38Get real, guys.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40I mean, people turning into rats?

0:07:40 > 0:07:42- That's just...- Take cover!

0:07:44 > 0:07:45- Mum?- They're back.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47And this one's massive!

0:07:47 > 0:07:50Of course, your father's never around when I need him.

0:07:51 > 0:07:52Get out!

0:07:54 > 0:07:56And stay out.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00Otto Burgers turned in my dad into a giant rodent!

0:08:00 > 0:08:01Yeah, you know, as slogans go,

0:08:01 > 0:08:04I don't think that'll shift too many burgers.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07We have to find Dad before No Name.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Doug, have you seen any giant rats?

0:08:12 > 0:08:15No giant rats around here, dude.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23Dad?

0:08:25 > 0:08:28This is hopeless! They've probably already put my dad in a burger.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33What happened to you proving you can stick at something?

0:08:33 > 0:08:36You're right! No Name may not have a name, eyes, nose or mouth,

0:08:36 > 0:08:38but he does still stink.

0:08:42 > 0:08:43This way.

0:08:53 > 0:08:57All right, Sneer. Stop the machine and let the rats go.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Throw them in the machine.

0:09:00 > 0:09:01It's all meat, after all.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Look!

0:09:03 > 0:09:04Dad?

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Whoa.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Cover me.

0:09:19 > 0:09:20Heh. No-one likes gherkins.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Ah, they're so slimy!

0:09:33 > 0:09:34Whoa.

0:09:35 > 0:09:36Ha-ha ha-ha ha!

0:09:40 > 0:09:43Luke's going to be burger of the month! Ha-ha!

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Luke!

0:09:56 > 0:09:59Consider this my resignation.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10No!

0:10:10 > 0:10:11Relax!

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Only your dad's glasses went in.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Today, Otto Burger is closed.

0:10:16 > 0:10:20We tried to get a statement from the owner, but he couldn't be found.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Son, you did it.

0:10:22 > 0:10:26Yeah, you stuck at it, so I owe you this.

0:10:27 > 0:10:28How long will that last?

0:10:28 > 0:10:30I read the effects can last for weeks.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Any reporters?

0:10:38 > 0:10:40Nope! Coast's clear.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43Mm, sauce!

0:10:43 > 0:10:45Aaah!