The Zombie Body Shop

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03# He was a kid who didn't fit in

0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Got a wolf living inside under his skin

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# When he's angry his body sprouts hair

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# So he got a ticket to you'll never guess where

0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:14 > 0:00:19# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Next door's a vampire, maybe not

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# 4,000 years old but her body won't rot

0:00:28 > 0:00:30# Yeah, being a freak is totally normal

0:00:30 > 0:00:32# When everyone's freaky paranormal

0:00:32 > 0:00:36# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:37 > 0:00:41# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:41 > 0:00:43# Scream Street, Scream Street. #

0:00:46 > 0:00:48HE SNORES

0:00:50 > 0:00:52Ah!

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Oh, morning, half doggy dude.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Hey, hey, good-looking.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00Whoa! Oh, no.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03I've got a date tonight, where's my eye?

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Better have a look-see.

0:01:08 > 0:01:12Quit it, rat dudes, you're making me totally giddy.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Whoa!

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Ha-ha. Good boy, Dig.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Here. Fetch!

0:01:18 > 0:01:19Fetch!

0:01:19 > 0:01:21# I've got an earworm

0:01:21 > 0:01:24# It's eating up my brain

0:01:24 > 0:01:26# I've got an earworm

0:01:26 > 0:01:28- # It's driving me insane... # - Hey, Cleo.

0:01:28 > 0:01:29Where's your eye?

0:01:29 > 0:01:31I don't know, man.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34My tunnel's so dusty, it must have popped out when I sneezed.

0:01:34 > 0:01:35Atchoo!

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Whoa! Whoa!

0:01:38 > 0:01:40SQUELCH

0:01:40 > 0:01:42Oh, neat reflexes, dude.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Oi!

0:01:44 > 0:01:46I was nervous enough about my date already -

0:01:46 > 0:01:49I wish you'd never asked Davina in the first place.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51Cleo, you set up the date?

0:01:51 > 0:01:52Ha-ha. I might have known.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54He was too shy to ask her.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57You've got to stop interfering in other people's lives.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59NOW who's telling someone else what to do?

0:02:00 > 0:02:02You don't need to cancel the date.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04- But...- You just really need a makeover.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Check it out, dude.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09The Lost And Found's been totally rebranded.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11I thought we could borrow an eye,

0:02:11 > 0:02:13but it looks like we'll have to pay for one.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Anything in particular you're after?

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Ah. Eyes are over there.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Ooh, Doug, this eye would suit you.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23SQUELCH

0:02:23 > 0:02:25It really brings out the colour of your top.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28Maybe while we're here, we could make some other little improvements?

0:02:28 > 0:02:30Like I'm not perfect already?

0:02:30 > 0:02:31Ha... Oh.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34How about some muscly arms?

0:02:34 > 0:02:35I totally can't afford them.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38We do do body part part-exchange.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Uh-uh. Not going to happen.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43This is perfect.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46Uh, wouldn't the graveyard be way more romantic?

0:02:46 > 0:02:49Davina will love it. Oh! Here she comes.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51- Stop drumming!- Oh, sorry.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53My new arms.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01- Hi, Davina.- Oh, hi, Doug.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03I like what you've done with the place.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06I mean, it's no graveyard, but it's nice.

0:03:06 > 0:03:07Spinal fluid?

0:03:07 > 0:03:11- Thank you.- I hope you like worm surprise.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13The surprise is it's spaghetti, not worms.

0:03:13 > 0:03:14I'm a vegetarian.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Oh, right.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21Oh. You've got, like, a bit of...

0:03:21 > 0:03:25Oh, thank you. I'm sorry about the eye.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28I woke up this morning and it was gone!

0:03:28 > 0:03:29Along with my ear.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31I think they were stolen.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34My eyeball went missing as well!

0:03:34 > 0:03:35Have you tried to look for it?

0:03:35 > 0:03:38Well, I did earlier, but I couldn't see anything.

0:03:38 > 0:03:39I'll have another go.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Oh!

0:03:46 > 0:03:49It was you! You stole my eye!

0:03:49 > 0:03:52No, no, I bought this.

0:03:54 > 0:03:55Davina!

0:03:58 > 0:04:02- It's OK, Doug. I will...- It is so not OK!

0:04:02 > 0:04:06And if that eye was stolen, where did these arms come from?

0:04:06 > 0:04:09# I want to hold you but something's wrong

0:04:09 > 0:04:12# Woke up this morning and my arms were gone. #

0:04:12 > 0:04:13Drum solo!

0:04:14 > 0:04:15Let's go!

0:04:20 > 0:04:22How did the zombie body shop get the eye?

0:04:22 > 0:04:23D'you think they stole it?

0:04:23 > 0:04:26We should ask Luke and Rhesus to help.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28No way. We just need to catch the thief red-handed.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Which means setting a trap.

0:04:33 > 0:04:37The first place a thief would go for body parts is a graveyard.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Dude, I don't want to lose anything else!

0:04:39 > 0:04:41You won't! I'll be ready to grab them.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Just go to sleep.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Oh, it's so uncomfortable.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48I don't think I'll ever be able to fall...

0:04:48 > 0:04:50HE SNORES

0:05:01 > 0:05:04ROOSTER CROWS

0:05:04 > 0:05:06Doug? Doug, where are you?

0:05:06 > 0:05:08- Doug!- Over here, dude.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12- Doug!- Good to not see you, little dude.

0:05:12 > 0:05:13I've been such an idiot.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16There's no way I can sort this out on my own.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19Good harvest, Dixon, well done.

0:05:19 > 0:05:22- Thanks, boss.- You nick the zombie parts,

0:05:22 > 0:05:24they have to come and buy replacements.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27And then I nick them again! Brilliant, boss.

0:05:27 > 0:05:31I'm going to pretend we're running out of stock, and hold an auction.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34They'll be so desperate, they'll be prepared to pay...

0:05:34 > 0:05:36an arm and a leg!

0:05:36 > 0:05:37THEY LAUGH

0:05:37 > 0:05:39I don't get it.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41And it had been such a long day, and then I fell asleep, and then...

0:05:41 > 0:05:42Where is Doug?

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Uh... Doug?

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Hi.

0:05:46 > 0:05:46Ah!

0:05:46 > 0:05:49- Where's the rest of you? - Beats me, little dude.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51What should we do?

0:05:51 > 0:05:54If only there was someone here who always knew best.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Hm. Oh, Cleo!

0:05:56 > 0:05:57OK, I've been stupid!

0:05:57 > 0:05:59I'm only human.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Or I was, 4,000 years ago.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Hey, look what Dig's got.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05I can see me. It's my eye!

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Oh, good half doggy dude!

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Ewww!

0:06:10 > 0:06:11Oh, man!

0:06:11 > 0:06:14Oh, and I thought I'd seen everything.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Can someone give it a wipe?

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Don't look at me.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Doug, can you see anything through your other eye?

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Hmm. It's pretty dark.

0:06:31 > 0:06:36Do you have one that's a little less dopey-looking?

0:06:36 > 0:06:38It's in the zombie body shop!

0:06:38 > 0:06:39Let's go!

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Uh, dudes?

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Do I hear 2,000?

0:06:45 > 0:06:46Is that a bid, sir?

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Do I hear 2,500?

0:06:49 > 0:06:512,500.

0:06:51 > 0:06:523,000...

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Hey, that's Doug's.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59Oi, I was buying that!

0:06:59 > 0:07:00- I want it!- I want it more!

0:07:00 > 0:07:02- Give it here!- It's not yours!

0:07:02 > 0:07:05You got more than your fair share already.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09I want your leg.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Er... Sorry. I'm rather attached to it.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Hand over your arms.

0:07:13 > 0:07:14Dixon, do something!

0:07:16 > 0:07:17That's not what I meant!

0:07:17 > 0:07:21Dixon, you are a complete and utter coward!

0:07:21 > 0:07:22Agh!

0:07:28 > 0:07:32Luke, stay calm. If you turn full werewolf you'll rip us all

0:07:32 > 0:07:35- into body parts.- Which is exactly what the zombies want!

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Hold on, I've got an idea.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41Whatever it is, do it quickly!

0:07:41 > 0:07:42We need to get to Doug's place.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44I can't hold them back much longer.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47Dig! Dig for your life! And mine, more importantly.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Cape, give me a shovel, now.

0:07:52 > 0:07:56Oh...yeah, ha-ha, very ha-ha indeed.

0:07:56 > 0:07:57We're through, there's a tunnel.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00Women and children second!

0:08:08 > 0:08:10- Which way, Doug?- Follow me.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Might be quicker if you use this.

0:08:13 > 0:08:14Oh, nice!

0:08:16 > 0:08:17Agh!

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Like he said. Agh!

0:08:19 > 0:08:20Follow me, dudes.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27This way. Left here - or was it right?

0:08:27 > 0:08:29- Doug!- Just kidding.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32It's left. I think.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36They've got me! They've got me!

0:08:36 > 0:08:37It's just an arm.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42- We're almost there, dudes. - Follow me.

0:08:42 > 0:08:43Ha-ah!

0:08:43 > 0:08:45SHE GROANS

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Aaagh!

0:08:50 > 0:08:51Ha-ah!

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Right. I'll be off, then.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02That's quite enough freaks for one day.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04Toodle-oo.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08No! Don't touch me! Get off!

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Now might be a good time to give all the body parts back.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18Ohhh... There you go.

0:09:18 > 0:09:19Next.

0:09:19 > 0:09:20Cool!

0:09:21 > 0:09:23How do I look?

0:09:23 > 0:09:24Well, I think you should...

0:09:24 > 0:09:25BOTH: Hmm.

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Great, Doug. You look just great.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30Hey, Sticks, can I get your autograph?

0:09:30 > 0:09:32You sure can. Now that I've got my arms back.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35Look, if there's anything else I can do for you guys...

0:09:35 > 0:09:38Oh, well, actually, my dude, there is something...

0:09:41 > 0:09:43This is for you.

0:09:43 > 0:09:44Oh, my ear.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47What a lovely surprise.

0:09:47 > 0:09:48Oh...

0:09:48 > 0:09:50And I've got another surprise for you.

0:09:50 > 0:09:51Hey, guys!

0:09:53 > 0:09:57# I think this could be zombie love

0:09:58 > 0:10:04# When I first met you, my head spun around

0:10:04 > 0:10:09# You make my heart beat so much faster

0:10:09 > 0:10:10# Weird

0:10:10 > 0:10:14# Cos I don't have one

0:10:14 > 0:10:15# Ohhh

0:10:15 > 0:10:19# Wanna live with you forever

0:10:19 > 0:10:22# In a half-dead sort of way... #

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Atchoo! Ooh...

0:10:24 > 0:10:29# Hold your hand if you've still got one

0:10:29 > 0:10:35# Watch our bodies decay

0:10:35 > 0:10:39# Zombie zombie love, oh

0:10:40 > 0:10:43# Zombie love

0:10:43 > 0:10:45# Ooh. #