King Niles

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0:00:01 > 0:00:03# He was a kid who didn't fit in

0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Got a wolf living inside under his skin

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# When he's angry, his body sprouts hair

0:00:07 > 0:00:09# So he got a ticket

0:00:09 > 0:00:10# You'll never guess where

0:00:10 > 0:00:12# Scream, scream, scream

0:00:12 > 0:00:14# When you get to Scree-eam Street

0:00:14 > 0:00:16# Scream, scream, scream

0:00:16 > 0:00:19# When you get to Scream Street.

0:00:20 > 0:00:21# Ha-ha, ha-ha!

0:00:23 > 0:00:25# Next door's a vampire or maybe not

0:00:25 > 0:00:28# 4,000 years old, but her body won't rot

0:00:28 > 0:00:30# Yeah, being a freak is totally normal

0:00:30 > 0:00:32# When everyone's freaky paranormal

0:00:32 > 0:00:34# Scream, scream, scream

0:00:34 > 0:00:37# When you get to Scream Street.

0:00:37 > 0:00:38# Scream, scream, scream

0:00:38 > 0:00:41# When you get to Scream Street

0:00:41 > 0:00:42# Scream Street, Scream Street

0:00:42 > 0:00:44# Ha-ha, ha! #

0:00:47 > 0:00:50Oh, hello, Dig. Want to play fetch?

0:00:50 > 0:00:51Hey, dude!

0:00:51 > 0:00:53Hey, Dad. What you doing?

0:00:53 > 0:00:56I'm just playing fetch with Dig and this leg-shaped stick.

0:00:56 > 0:00:57Hello!

0:00:57 > 0:01:00Er, Dad, I'm pretty sure that's actually Doug's...

0:01:00 > 0:01:01- Plump up my pillows and... - Never mind.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03..clean my spare nose hair clippers...

0:01:03 > 0:01:05And put cream on my... Ugh!

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Ugh! Wah!!

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Oi! Are you laughing at me?

0:01:10 > 0:01:11Hmm...

0:01:13 > 0:01:14Eugh!

0:01:15 > 0:01:18Wah! Wuh-uh!

0:01:18 > 0:01:22I suppose one of you bandaged delinquents threw that leg at me!

0:01:22 > 0:01:24No, but I did throw the stick.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27I can't believe we let your sort live on Scream Street.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30I mean, look at the mess you make.

0:01:31 > 0:01:32HE GROANS

0:01:32 > 0:01:37See? What a disgrace! I've half a mind to throw you out.

0:01:37 > 0:01:38You can't do that!

0:01:38 > 0:01:40It's all right, Princess.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42I'm sorry, Mr Sneer, sir.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45- I'll tidy it up right away. - I should hope so.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51I can't believe you let Otto talk to you like that.

0:01:51 > 0:01:52But Mayor Sneer is...

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Well, Mayor. He's in charge.

0:01:54 > 0:01:58You used to be king of all Egypt!

0:01:58 > 0:02:00A pharaoh! Don't you remember?

0:02:00 > 0:02:03Princess, I barely remember what I had for breakfast.

0:02:03 > 0:02:04Oh, toast!

0:02:04 > 0:02:07No, wait... Grapefruit.

0:02:07 > 0:02:08SHE SIGHS

0:02:08 > 0:02:10There's something you need to see.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16Hello, fancy a game of I spy?

0:02:16 > 0:02:19It's a bit... Oh, they've gone.

0:02:19 > 0:02:24Look! Only pharaohs were given a sarcophagus as grand as yours.

0:02:24 > 0:02:28And your kingdom was vast. You were the greatest king in history.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30Powerful, feared...

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Ooh, dollies!

0:02:32 > 0:02:33Not what I was going for, Dad.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35But these are my strongest servants.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38Hush-Mush-Tush-Lush-Bushy

0:02:38 > 0:02:39and Bob.

0:02:39 > 0:02:40What's this?

0:02:40 > 0:02:41Ushabti dolls.

0:02:41 > 0:02:45"When moon is high above your head, bury us deep amongst the dead.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48"Raise pharaoh's staff and call our name,

0:02:48 > 0:02:50"we shall rise to serve again."

0:02:50 > 0:02:53Dad, does this mean we can bring them back to life?

0:02:53 > 0:02:54Dad?

0:02:54 > 0:02:57Oh, look! I can play with this in the bath.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59Do I have to do everything around here?

0:03:01 > 0:03:04OWL HOOTS

0:03:09 > 0:03:12Hush-Mush-Tush-Lush-Bushy and Bob,

0:03:12 > 0:03:15I, Pharaoh Niles Farr, summon you...

0:03:15 > 0:03:16Anything happening?

0:03:16 > 0:03:18- RESUS GIGGLES - Apart from you cracking me up, nope!

0:03:18 > 0:03:20- You have a go, then.- OK.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25- IN PHARAOH'S VOICE: - I, Pharaoh Niles Farr...

0:03:25 > 0:03:27- Wow!- Yeah, I'm good at impressions.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29A little-known Resus fact.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:03:31 > 0:03:35I, Pharaoh Niles Farr, summon you, my servants,

0:03:35 > 0:03:38Hush-Mush-Tush-Lush-Bushy...

0:03:38 > 0:03:39Oh, and Bob.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41BANGS STAFF

0:03:45 > 0:03:47HE GASPS

0:03:48 > 0:03:49Wow!

0:03:51 > 0:03:55- BOTH:- Oh, mighty Pharaoh, we, your servants, have returned to...

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Hang about! That's not him.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00Oh, yeah. Must still have sand in my brains.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06Did that really just happen?

0:04:06 > 0:04:08DIG BARKS

0:04:08 > 0:04:12What's that, Dig? You want me to kick your hairy football for you?

0:04:12 > 0:04:15Er, dude! Whoa!

0:04:16 > 0:04:18BOTH: Oh, mighty Pharaoh, we, your servants,

0:04:18 > 0:04:21have returned to render loyal service unto you.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Hush-Mush-Tush-Lush-Bushy!

0:04:23 > 0:04:27Bob! Oh, this is amazing! How've you been?

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Er... Dead. For centuries.

0:04:29 > 0:04:33Yeah, but apart from that? All good?

0:04:33 > 0:04:34Whoa!

0:04:34 > 0:04:37And when you've finished moisturising my back warts...

0:04:37 > 0:04:40Whoa!

0:04:40 > 0:04:43You sandy-brained nincompoop!

0:04:43 > 0:04:46BOTH: All shall bow before the pharaoh.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48Unhand me, you brutes!

0:04:48 > 0:04:52Cleo, look who came back from the dead.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55NONAME GROANS

0:04:55 > 0:04:59You can't do this to me, I'm Mayor of Scream Street.

0:04:59 > 0:05:03- I'm their head honcho. I'm... - Shall I squash him now, my pharaoh?

0:05:03 > 0:05:06I'm... The one that's running away! Aagh!

0:05:06 > 0:05:09How can that funny little man be in charge and not the pharaoh?

0:05:11 > 0:05:13There's going to be some big changes around here.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21Wow!

0:05:22 > 0:05:23OTTO SQUEALS

0:05:23 > 0:05:26Maybe we should make an appointment?

0:05:27 > 0:05:28OTTO SCREAMS

0:05:28 > 0:05:29BOTH: Out!

0:05:29 > 0:05:32But this isn't my house. This is wrong!

0:05:35 > 0:05:38Although I do like what you've done with the place.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40This is brilliant.

0:05:40 > 0:05:41Now your dad is in charge,

0:05:41 > 0:05:44Scream Street's going to be more like Easy Street for us.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47- Sweep!- And you, fan!- What?

0:05:50 > 0:05:52Ah, how refreshing.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54I guess they know royalty when they...

0:05:54 > 0:05:55You, unblock toilets!

0:05:55 > 0:05:56HE LAUGHS

0:05:56 > 0:05:58BOTH: All must serve the pharaoh.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Oh, yes. Very good.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08- Dad, what's going on? - Oh, hi, sweetie!

0:06:08 > 0:06:11The guys are thinking of making a small extension.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14- Isn't Sneer Hall big enough already?- Not for a pharaoh!

0:06:14 > 0:06:17Oops! Almost forgot, I'm not supposed to talk to you.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19I'm a living god, apparently.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23I wouldn't worry, Cleo.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26You'd need an army of slaves to build a pyramid that big.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29THEY GROAN

0:06:29 > 0:06:30You were saying?!

0:06:30 > 0:06:31SQUEALS

0:06:31 > 0:06:34Quiet, slaves. Now, pull! Pull!

0:06:38 > 0:06:41I only wanted to help my dad get some of his old confidence back.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Mission accomplished, I reckon.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Well, at least no-one knows it was me who started all this.

0:06:46 > 0:06:50And then, Cleo forced me to impersonate the pharaoh

0:06:50 > 0:06:53and raise the giant mummy servants from the dead.

0:06:53 > 0:06:54THEY GASP Boo!

0:06:54 > 0:06:55CLEO SIGHS

0:06:55 > 0:07:00Maybe things weren't so bad under good old Mayor Otto, eh?

0:07:00 > 0:07:03I may have been strict, but I never abused my workers.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Oh, stop fidgeting, Noname!

0:07:07 > 0:07:11All we need to do is get your dad away from those two for long enough

0:07:11 > 0:07:14- to make him see sense. - We'd have to get to him first

0:07:14 > 0:07:16and he never comes out of his "palace".

0:07:16 > 0:07:18We might be able to help there.

0:07:20 > 0:07:21So, in summary, we'd like a decent wage,

0:07:21 > 0:07:24paid holidays and at least three more toilet breaks.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26HE GROWLS

0:07:26 > 0:07:29Or things could stay exactly as they are, which is fine, too.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Ready? OK, now!

0:07:33 > 0:07:34- Go, Dixon!- Yeah, squash'em!

0:07:37 > 0:07:38Uh-oh!

0:07:38 > 0:07:41Was this your idea? Insolent slaves!

0:07:41 > 0:07:42Hey! Ow!

0:07:42 > 0:07:44Get off! Rragh!

0:07:44 > 0:07:48You really should let my friend go, you know. He has a...condition.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55HE GROWLS

0:08:00 > 0:08:04Well, they did say they'd cause a distraction.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07OK, Sneer, where is this secret entrance, then?

0:08:07 > 0:08:08Oh, look. It's right here.

0:08:10 > 0:08:11I didn't say it was clever.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Another sticky honeyed locust?

0:08:15 > 0:08:17DIG BARKS

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Dad, you have to stop this craziness.

0:08:19 > 0:08:23- Listen to her, she's a smart girl. - But I'm pharaoh now.

0:08:23 > 0:08:27Nobody pushes me around. I thought that's what you wanted.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29I know, but look...

0:08:29 > 0:08:31It's a nightmare out there.

0:08:31 > 0:08:32Oh, you're right.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35That werewolf's trampling on my geraniums!

0:08:35 > 0:08:38Focus, Dad. You're treating friends and neighbours like slaves.

0:08:38 > 0:08:39HE SIGHS

0:08:39 > 0:08:43Maybe things were better the way they were before.

0:08:43 > 0:08:44Uh-oh!

0:08:45 > 0:08:46Intruders!

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Nice foot rub, your Excellency?

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Thief!

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Get her!

0:08:56 > 0:08:59Oh, come on! You agreed to help Cleo.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Yes, that was then.

0:09:01 > 0:09:05Unless, of course, you want my guys to put me back on that throne?

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Oh... Fine!

0:09:11 > 0:09:13- Follow me!- Agh!

0:09:16 > 0:09:19- IN PHARAOH'S VOICE:- Servants of the pharaoh...

0:09:19 > 0:09:20BOTH: Master.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22It's time to end this.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25Go back to whither... er, whence...

0:09:25 > 0:09:27- NORMAL VOICE:- Whither, whatever...

0:09:27 > 0:09:28- AS PHARAOH:- You came.

0:09:28 > 0:09:29BOTH: Nice try, kiddo!

0:09:31 > 0:09:33- Get off him!- Leave him alone.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Stop!

0:09:35 > 0:09:37- BOTH:- Master?

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Go back whither, whence, whither... Oh, what he said!

0:09:40 > 0:09:43But, master, we live to serve you.

0:09:43 > 0:09:46You would disobey your king?

0:09:46 > 0:09:50Well, if it means being turned back into dolls... Probably yes!

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Dig, fetch!

0:09:59 > 0:10:00Whoa!

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Ah... Yah!

0:10:06 > 0:10:07Ugh!

0:10:12 > 0:10:13- No!- Run!

0:10:13 > 0:10:15BOTH: Oof!

0:10:15 > 0:10:16Ha-ha!

0:10:16 > 0:10:19You will obey your master.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24HE GASPS

0:10:24 > 0:10:25Ow! Ooh!

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Some pharaoh I am!

0:10:27 > 0:10:30You'll always be the king of the world to me, Dad.

0:10:30 > 0:10:31Right, you lot.

0:10:31 > 0:10:35I order you to tidy up all this mess.

0:10:35 > 0:10:36Oh, do you... Really?

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Er, or not.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40That's fine. As you were.

0:10:40 > 0:10:41Ooh!

0:10:41 > 0:10:44It's nice to have you back in charge, Mayor.

0:10:44 > 0:10:45LAUGHTER