0:00:02 > 0:00:03# He was a kid who didn't fit in
0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Got a wolf living inside under his skin
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# When he's angry His body sprouts hair
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# So he got to take it You'll never guess where
0:00:10 > 0:00:12# Scream, scream, scream
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# When you get to Scream Street
0:00:14 > 0:00:16# Scream, scream, scream
0:00:16 > 0:00:19# When you get to Scream Street
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Next door's a vampire Maybe not
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# 4,000 years old But her body won't rot
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# Yeah! Being a freak is totally normal
0:00:30 > 0:00:33# When everyone's freaky paranormal
0:00:33 > 0:00:34# Scream, scream, scream
0:00:34 > 0:00:37# When you get to Scream Street
0:00:37 > 0:00:39# Scream, scream, scream
0:00:39 > 0:00:42# When you get to Scream Street, street, street, street, street! #
0:00:42 > 0:00:43Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:00:46 > 0:00:50Tonight on Creature Talk, we meet rock star and vampire legend
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Resus Negative. What's it like being a vampire?
0:00:53 > 0:00:58"Well, it's kind of a pain in the neck. Ha-ha! Only kidding, I love it!
0:00:58 > 0:01:01"Anyway, it's been great talking but I got to fly!"
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Ooooft! Oh, that's going to sting.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06- You never listen to me! - What did you just say?
0:01:06 > 0:01:09The last time you tried DIY, you opened a portal
0:01:09 > 0:01:11to the Underlands in the bathroom!
0:01:11 > 0:01:14I think I can change a simple washer on the blood tap
0:01:14 > 0:01:16without having to call a plumber!
0:01:16 > 0:01:20- Argh, you distracted me! - Oh, so it's my fault?- Ugh.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Fancy trying one of our new jellies, Mr Cruddly?
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Thank you, Luella. I don't mind if I do.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Eeny, meeny, miny...
0:01:28 > 0:01:30- HE BURPS - Pardon.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34Can I sample a few more? Um, Luella?
0:01:34 > 0:01:36My parents are really at each other's throats lately.
0:01:36 > 0:01:40They're vampires, Resus. It's kind of what vampires do.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43Why does Eefa keep bandages in the first aid section?
0:01:43 > 0:01:44They should be in clothing.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Maybe my mum and dad are falling out of love.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Parents argue all the time.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50I'm sure that deep down they love each other.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Yeah, like really deep down. Below the heart, past the liver,
0:01:53 > 0:01:55right down there in the bowels somewhere.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57HE LAUGHS
0:01:57 > 0:02:00- Um, Resus?- Oh, hi, Luella.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04O-M-G, he said, "hi" to me. Keep it together. Focus. Deep breath.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Um, yeah, I heard what you were saying about your mum and dad
0:02:07 > 0:02:10arguing and I was thinking, being a witch and everything,
0:02:10 > 0:02:13- I could maybe make a love spell for us.- For us?
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Them! Totally them, your parents.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Only if you want maybe. No, forget it. I'm going to go now.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22- You'd do that for me? - I'd do anything for you!
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Meet me at your parents' house in half an hour, my dark angel.
0:02:25 > 0:02:29- OK...- I didn't mean anything by the dark angel thing.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32- I call everyone that. - Delicious jelly, Luella!
0:02:32 > 0:02:35- HE BURPS - Whoops.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Thanks, Mr Cruddly.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39My dark angel!
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Ha-ha... Yeah.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Um, Aunt Eefa, could you teach me to make a love potion?
0:02:47 > 0:02:51Of course! Only do try to pay attention this time.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56Now, your common-or-garden love spell is equal parts rose petals,
0:02:56 > 0:02:59milk chocolate, jellyfish and cherub spittle.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Cherub tears work but cherub spittle is better,
0:03:02 > 0:03:05and, hey presto, you're ready to get loved up.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Lulu should fall in love with the next creature she sees.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Oh, my goodness, that's disgusting!
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Eurgh, that's put me right off my dinner.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Thanks, Eefa. This is perfect.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28- I don't think so, Luella. - You promised!
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Sorry! It's against the Witches Code to let a trainee witch
0:03:31 > 0:03:34use a love spell. They're far too dangerous.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36- Hello! I need more jelly! - SHE SIGHS
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Coming, Mr Cruddly.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Well, how hard can it be?
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Rose petals, cherub spittle,
0:03:46 > 0:03:48chocolate and... What was it again?
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Jelly something.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54- Resus?- Oh! Luella.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58- SNAPS FINGERS - Oh, right, hi!
0:03:58 > 0:04:00- I've got the spell.- How?
0:04:00 > 0:04:02It's no big deal. Common-or-garden love spell,
0:04:02 > 0:04:04makes the target fall in love with the first person they see.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07- Where are your folks? - Inside, arguing as usual.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Well, come on, then.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12- WHISPERS:- Holding hands! Holding hands!
0:04:12 > 0:04:16I don't believe it! We just can't afford rent rises like that!
0:04:16 > 0:04:19- Are you sure this is going to work? - Do witches ride brooms?
0:04:23 > 0:04:27Come here, you big beautiful man.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Wow, it worked! Thanks, Luella.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Hey, kids! Having fun?
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Dad? But if you're out here, then who's in there with Mum?
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Aah! Get her away from me!
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Oh, come back, my lovely lump of love.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Bye, Dad!
0:04:44 > 0:04:47# Otto and me sitting in a coffin
0:04:47 > 0:04:50# K-I-S-S-I-N-G. #
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Go scratch someone else!
0:04:59 > 0:05:00Hmm...
0:05:01 > 0:05:06We made my mum fall in love with Otto! How long does the spell last?
0:05:06 > 0:05:09I don't know! I'm really sorry, Resus. I was only trying to help.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Yeah, I know. I guess we're in this together.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13We're together! Like we're on the run.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17O-M-G, we totally are. It's like so romantic.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19- Yes!- Aaah!- Aaah!- So romantic!
0:05:19 > 0:05:20Tut-tut.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22An apprentice using a love spell!
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Against the Witches Code, unless I am much mistaken.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Please don't tell my aunt!
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Oh, I'll keep quiet but you'll have to do something for me.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34- You see, people fall madly in love with me all the time.- Yeah, right.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38But not everyone is as blessed in the looks department as myself,
0:05:38 > 0:05:41and those ugly people could really use a love spell
0:05:41 > 0:05:45available exclusively from ME - for a handsome price.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49Mix me a big batch of love spell by morning and Eefa need never know.
0:05:49 > 0:05:54As for you, you fake-fanged fool, keep your maniac mother away!
0:05:54 > 0:05:59# Otto, the mayor You're the only one for me. #
0:05:59 > 0:06:00Oh, this is so wrong.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04# Just one look at your gorgeous belly
0:06:04 > 0:06:06# And my legs have turned to jelly. #
0:06:06 > 0:06:09- Ololol... - I think it's gone even wronger.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13That's not a word. Oh, my goodness.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17In one way, this is a good result
0:06:17 > 0:06:20but you can tell your horribly amateur witch friend
0:06:20 > 0:06:24that our love spell deal is most definitely off.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28- Step away from the cauldron!- O-M-G.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31- Mayor Otto doesn't want your love potion any more.- Yay!
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Because it's turned Mrs Negative into actual jelly.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36SHE GASPS
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Jellyfish! O-M-G, it was meant to be jellyFISH.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42We've got to destroy it before it causes any more harm.
0:06:45 > 0:06:50Hold on. Powerful love spell that turns people to jelly plus fire.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Luella, are you sure this is a good idea?
0:06:55 > 0:06:56Phew.
0:06:56 > 0:06:57POPPING AND BANGING
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Um...
0:07:00 > 0:07:02POPS GET LOUDER
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Jelly!
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Ugghhhh...
0:07:32 > 0:07:34DOG WHINES
0:07:34 > 0:07:37I've never felt this way about a leech before.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Well, this is a lovely mess.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Look at that face. I love him.
0:07:42 > 0:07:46Aunt Eefa? Look at me! This is all my fault.
0:07:46 > 0:07:50I tried to copy your spell and I messed it up. How do I stop it?
0:07:50 > 0:07:56You did what? Luella, you have to try an emergency UUS and...
0:07:56 > 0:07:57Eefa!
0:08:02 > 0:08:05- Luella, what's a UUS? - Universal Undo Spell.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08- It's the first spell every trainee witch learns.- Great, can you do it?
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Well, maybe but one wrong ingredient
0:08:10 > 0:08:12and it becomes an Undo The Universe spell.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15It could erase us all from existence and suck us all
0:08:15 > 0:08:17down a black hole of never-ending pain.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Well, whatever you're going to do, just do it fast.
0:08:19 > 0:08:23- Things just got worser. - Again, not a real word.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25GROANING
0:08:25 > 0:08:29- Yep, things just got worser. - Don't you dare eat my mum!
0:08:29 > 0:08:34I've got this, mate. You get Luella to do the undo spell. Stay back!
0:08:34 > 0:08:35Arrrgggh!
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Arrrggghh!
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Huh?
0:08:41 > 0:08:42Hurry!
0:08:44 > 0:08:46You can do it, Luella. I mean, I don't know that for sure,
0:08:46 > 0:08:48but it's good to stay positive, right?
0:08:48 > 0:08:52- I can't. I'm a useless witch. - Are you kidding?
0:08:52 > 0:08:54You managed to turn half of Scream Street into dessert,
0:08:54 > 0:08:57- which is pretty amazing. - Is it?- Yes.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02- SNAPS FINGERS - Yeah, right. Yeah, let's do this!
0:09:03 > 0:09:05- Urrrgggh.- Whoa!
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Oooof.
0:09:09 > 0:09:14You, stay away from my wife! I love her even if she is a disgusting
0:09:14 > 0:09:17lump of transparent jelly with eyes and teeth.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Oh, that's so sweet, honey.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24HE GROWLS
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Universal Undo Spell. Pencil rubbers, um, oatcakes?
0:09:27 > 0:09:30No, wait. Soapflakes, water and, um...
0:09:30 > 0:09:31lizard tails!
0:09:33 > 0:09:36HE GROWLS AND ROARS
0:09:36 > 0:09:38HE BURPS
0:09:38 > 0:09:40HE WHIMPERS
0:09:40 > 0:09:41Jelly!
0:09:41 > 0:09:44- No!- It's been nice knowing you all.
0:09:52 > 0:09:53Eugh.
0:09:55 > 0:10:00I can't believe I nearly ate a vampire. Think of the indigestion.
0:10:00 > 0:10:01I love you, darling.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06- Oh, I can't look.- Come on, Resus.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09It means your and Luella's love spell did work.
0:10:09 > 0:10:13Yeah, in a roundabout, messed up, nearly world-destroying sort of way.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15THEY LAUGH
0:10:15 > 0:10:19Well, that was fun. Maybe we should...hang out again.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Yes! Yeah, I'd love that.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24I mean, if you'd like. Only I think I'm going to be grounded
0:10:24 > 0:10:26for the next ten years.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Make that 100!
0:10:28 > 0:10:30- Whoa! - DOOR SLAMS
0:10:32 > 0:10:35I admit you did a nice job on the Universal Undo Spell.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Thank goodness you got the ingredients right for once.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40No nasty side effects.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Lizard scales, not tails.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44- What was that?- Nothing!
0:10:47 > 0:10:49HOWLING
0:10:52 > 0:10:54EVIL LAUGHTER
0:10:54 > 0:10:56SCREAMING