The Uninvited

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03# He was a kid who didn't fit in

0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Got a wolf living inside under his skin

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# When he's angry his body sprouts hair

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# So he got a ticket you'll never guess where

0:00:10 > 0:00:14# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:14 > 0:00:19# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Next door's a vampire, maybe not

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# 4,000 years old but her body won't rot

0:00:28 > 0:00:31# Yeah, being a freak is totally normal

0:00:31 > 0:00:33# When everyone's freaky paranormal

0:00:33 > 0:00:37# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:37 > 0:00:41# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:41 > 0:00:42# Scream Street, Scream Street. #

0:00:45 > 0:00:46Ow!

0:00:46 > 0:00:48I've got a huge splinter in my finger!

0:00:48 > 0:00:51Oh, my mistake. That IS my finger!

0:00:51 > 0:00:52TREE LAUGHS

0:00:52 > 0:00:55Oh, someone's coming!

0:00:55 > 0:00:57Hello, Dixon.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59GIGGLING, SHRIEKING

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Noisy bunch today, I see.

0:01:01 > 0:01:02What's that?

0:01:02 > 0:01:04I said, noisy bunch...

0:01:04 > 0:01:06Oh, never mind. Let's get on with it.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08SHRIEKING

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Escaped poltergeists!

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Go back whence you came.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14I love saying "whence"!

0:01:14 > 0:01:17Aah! Oh!

0:01:17 > 0:01:18Aah!

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Get off! Help!

0:01:20 > 0:01:22You're coming with us!

0:01:22 > 0:01:23I don't think so!

0:01:25 > 0:01:27LAUGHTER, SHRIEKS

0:01:27 > 0:01:29POLTERGEISTS GO QUIET

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Oh, I hate doing the vacuuming.

0:01:36 > 0:01:37What?

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Haven't you forgotten something?

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Milk, cornflakes, sugar...

0:01:41 > 0:01:42No.

0:01:42 > 0:01:43It's our anniversary.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45I knew that! I knew that.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Well, anyway, I've booked us a restaurant for dinner tonight.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51A Scream Street restaurant? Oh, great. What do they serve?

0:01:51 > 0:01:53A finger buffet of actual fingers?

0:01:53 > 0:01:55It's a new normal-themed restaurant.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58"Normal food for normal people."

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Ooh. Like an oasis in the desert.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Mm. Have fun.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04- Oh, no, I forgot to book a baby-sitter.- Ha!

0:02:04 > 0:02:06I'm not the only forgetful one.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08Not that I...forgot anything.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10I'm too old for a sitter!

0:02:10 > 0:02:11What do you think I am,

0:02:11 > 0:02:14- some kind of monster who's going to wreck the house?- Well...

0:02:14 > 0:02:16I'll invite Resus and Cleo round for a sleepover.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18We can look after ourselves.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20I swear it won't turn into a giant...

0:02:20 > 0:02:21Part-ay!

0:02:21 > 0:02:24Bad idea. House parties in Scream Street never end well.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Back me up here, Resus.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Oh, I'll bring Brain Drain's new album!

0:02:28 > 0:02:30If you play the song Sick loud enough,

0:02:30 > 0:02:32it actually makes you sick!

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Thanks for the support(!)

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Ten minutes to finish making your tools, class.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40I think my pliers need pliers to open them.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43Ha! This is how you make a tool.

0:02:43 > 0:02:44No, THIS is.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46Oh, that IS good, Dixon.

0:02:46 > 0:02:50Now, did I hear someone say, "party"?

0:02:50 > 0:02:52No. No, we were...

0:02:52 > 0:02:55just talking about the super cool...

0:02:55 > 0:02:57hair PARTING tool that Resus has made.

0:02:59 > 0:03:00Oh! It works! Ha-ha!

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Oh, I'm going to be parting my hair all my long.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

0:03:05 > 0:03:06Parting.

0:03:06 > 0:03:07Hmm.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10I can't believe it's butter!

0:03:10 > 0:03:11And actual bread rolls!

0:03:11 > 0:03:14All their food is sourced from the normal world.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Here's to a fantastic night.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19You know, I almost feel guilty having so much fun,

0:03:19 > 0:03:21when Luke's sitting at home with nothing to do.

0:03:21 > 0:03:22GUITAR MUSIC

0:03:22 > 0:03:26Resus, is this the song? Sick!

0:03:26 > 0:03:29OK, Brain Drain. Do your worst.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32# Need a bathroom, need it quick... #

0:03:32 > 0:03:33HE GULPS

0:03:33 > 0:03:34# It's not just cool... #

0:03:34 > 0:03:35Oh, no!

0:03:35 > 0:03:37# This song is sick!

0:03:37 > 0:03:38# Sick sick sick... #

0:03:38 > 0:03:39SHE GASPS

0:03:39 > 0:03:40He's so brave.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42He's like an explorer or something.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Come on, Cleo.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47Uh-uh. We need to keep sharp for when disaster strikes.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Lighten up, it's just a little get-together.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51We've even got a responsible adult.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56I'm keeping my eye on you, little dude.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58See? Nothing bad's going to happen!

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Nothing bad like, oh, I don't know...

0:04:00 > 0:04:03Doug feeding Farp spiced toe pizza?

0:04:03 > 0:04:07Doug! You know what spiced toe does to Farp's guts!

0:04:07 > 0:04:08Safe room, everybody!

0:04:11 > 0:04:12HIS GUTS RUMBLE

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Where is everyone?

0:04:14 > 0:04:16LOUDER RUMBLING

0:04:16 > 0:04:17Oh, no.

0:04:17 > 0:04:18HE GULPS

0:04:19 > 0:04:20Maybe it was a silent one.

0:04:20 > 0:04:21EXPLOSION

0:04:21 > 0:04:23GULPING

0:04:23 > 0:04:25I'd give that a couple of minutes, if I were you.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29LAUGHTER

0:04:29 > 0:04:31SHRIEKING

0:04:31 > 0:04:32In you go!

0:04:32 > 0:04:33MUSIC

0:04:33 > 0:04:34Huh?

0:04:35 > 0:04:38Oh, no party tonight, eh, Luke?

0:04:38 > 0:04:39Right!

0:04:41 > 0:04:44Just one poltergeist ought to do it.

0:04:44 > 0:04:45GUITAR MUSIC

0:04:47 > 0:04:51Oh! Now, that's what I call body popping. Ha-ha!

0:04:51 > 0:04:52KNOCK ON DOOR

0:04:54 > 0:04:55Weird.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57KNOCKING

0:04:57 > 0:04:58Double weird.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00# This song is sick, sick, sick... #

0:05:00 > 0:05:01CRASHES, BANGS

0:05:01 > 0:05:02Hey, guys, did anyone hear...?

0:05:02 > 0:05:03SHRIEKING

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Oh, no!

0:05:05 > 0:05:06Uh-oh.

0:05:06 > 0:05:10Oh, dude, way too loud!

0:05:12 > 0:05:15OK, which genius invited the poltergeist...?

0:05:15 > 0:05:16Look out!

0:05:16 > 0:05:18DOORBELL RINGS

0:05:19 > 0:05:22I was just passing, and I couldn't help noticing that this party

0:05:22 > 0:05:26you're "not having" is getting a teeny bit out of hand.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Do you, by any chance, need the services

0:05:28 > 0:05:30of Poltergeist Pest Control?

0:05:30 > 0:05:31LUKE SIGHS

0:05:31 > 0:05:32Come in.

0:05:34 > 0:05:35Ha-ha!

0:05:36 > 0:05:37Dixon!

0:05:39 > 0:05:40I've got it.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Resus, help me!

0:05:45 > 0:05:46OMG.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48This is so romantic.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52This totally sucks.

0:05:52 > 0:05:53HE LAUGHS

0:05:53 > 0:05:54Get it?

0:05:55 > 0:05:58And the house is clean.

0:05:58 > 0:05:59Ish.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Yeah, good one!

0:06:01 > 0:06:02Hmm...

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Come on, then. Cough up.

0:06:06 > 0:06:07Ten...

0:06:07 > 0:06:0911... 12...

0:06:09 > 0:06:10Ah!

0:06:10 > 0:06:13So, the apprentice has his own little scam.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16Pah! Those takings are SO pitiful,

0:06:16 > 0:06:18I'm going to cry!

0:06:18 > 0:06:19Oh, my mistake.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21I'm going to laugh!

0:06:21 > 0:06:22HE CACKLES

0:06:23 > 0:06:25I'll show him!

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Thanks.

0:06:28 > 0:06:29It doesn't strike you as a tiny bit convenient

0:06:29 > 0:06:32that Dixon just happened to show up when he did?

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Oh, it's probably just a coincidence.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Uh, Luella?

0:06:36 > 0:06:37You can let go now.

0:06:37 > 0:06:38Oh, right. Sorry.

0:06:38 > 0:06:39CRASHING

0:06:39 > 0:06:40Oh!

0:06:40 > 0:06:42What...was that?

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Ah! Get off! Ow!

0:06:44 > 0:06:46LAUGHTER, SHRIEKING

0:06:46 > 0:06:50Can I interest you in a poltergeist house-clearing special offer?

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Please! I'll pay anything.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Hey! That's my sarcophagus!

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Oh... Ow!

0:06:57 > 0:06:59It will be my pleasure, sir.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01You ripped me off!

0:07:01 > 0:07:04So? YOU didn't invite me to your party.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Give me that thing, Dixon.

0:07:09 > 0:07:10Uh-oh.

0:07:10 > 0:07:11Oh, no!

0:07:11 > 0:07:14SHRIEKING INTENSIFIES

0:07:18 > 0:07:20And how would Sir like his steak?

0:07:20 > 0:07:23I don't mind, as long as it doesn't wink at me,

0:07:23 > 0:07:25talk back to me, or try to eat me.

0:07:25 > 0:07:26I'll put well done.

0:07:26 > 0:07:31For once, we are going to have a lovely, quiet, normal evening.

0:07:31 > 0:07:32Ah.

0:07:34 > 0:07:35Dixon, do something!

0:07:35 > 0:07:37OK. I will.

0:07:37 > 0:07:41Luke, they're heading for your house!

0:07:41 > 0:07:43POLTERGEIST: Party time!

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Sorry, your name's not on the list, and you're not coming in.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Ow!

0:07:49 > 0:07:52Oh, you stupid thing, work!

0:07:52 > 0:07:53WORK!

0:07:53 > 0:07:54Oh, no, no, no, Luke. LUKE.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Think happy thoughts.

0:08:02 > 0:08:03HE ROARS

0:08:05 > 0:08:07You know when you think things just can't get any worse?

0:08:09 > 0:08:10HE ROARS

0:08:10 > 0:08:12CRASHING

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Ah, maybe it won't be too bad.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19LAUGHTER, SHRIEKING

0:08:21 > 0:08:24Cleo, I'm beginning to think you might be right

0:08:24 > 0:08:26about this party being a bad idea.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28At least we can blame Dixon.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31No. It was my fault for having the party in the first place.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34But we can still turn it around if Dixon can fix the vacuum.

0:08:34 > 0:08:35Cover me.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38It's time to invite him to the party.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Dixon, look, I promise,

0:08:42 > 0:08:44in the unlikely event that I ever throw another party,

0:08:44 > 0:08:46your name is first on the list.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48Apology accepted.

0:08:50 > 0:08:51SHRIEKING

0:08:54 > 0:08:55Just give us a chance.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Ole, poltergeist!

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Do you want to play? Let's play.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Ha! Ha!

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Oh, aah, aah! Aah!

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Help! Let go of me!

0:09:07 > 0:09:10All right, polts, it's time for you to...

0:09:11 > 0:09:13Oh, they're gone.

0:09:13 > 0:09:14HELP!

0:09:16 > 0:09:17AAAH!

0:09:17 > 0:09:18TREE LAUGHS

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Throw HIM into the Underlands!

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Resus!

0:09:22 > 0:09:23Help!

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Ah! They've got my arms!

0:09:25 > 0:09:26Stand aside.

0:09:26 > 0:09:27I've got this.

0:09:29 > 0:09:30Aah!

0:09:30 > 0:09:32No! Take me, too!

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Dixon, we need your grabber tool.

0:09:34 > 0:09:35But I don't have it.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Turn into one!

0:09:37 > 0:09:38Oh.

0:09:38 > 0:09:39Whoa!

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Ah! Pull!

0:09:44 > 0:09:47Come back to the light, Resus!

0:09:47 > 0:09:48- Ah!- Whoa!

0:09:48 > 0:09:50- BOTH: Oof.- Yeah!

0:09:51 > 0:09:52Ah!

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Nice one, Dixon.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58DISTANT VOICES Huh?

0:10:01 > 0:10:02HE GASPS

0:10:02 > 0:10:04What a brilliant evening, darling.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06I haven't felt this relaxed for ages.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Do you think they'll notice?

0:10:12 > 0:10:13Notice what(?)

0:10:13 > 0:10:16I could try a clean-up spell.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18It sometimes works at the Emporium.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21Then there are the bad days, when, er...

0:10:21 > 0:10:22LOCK CLICKS

0:10:22 > 0:10:23Just do it!

0:10:28 > 0:10:29Nice evening?

0:10:29 > 0:10:30Perfect.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Mind you, I am stuffed!

0:10:32 > 0:10:33HE LAUGHS

0:10:33 > 0:10:35If I even look at another bit of food,

0:10:35 > 0:10:36I'll explode.

0:10:37 > 0:10:38SHE GASPS

0:10:38 > 0:10:40Ah!

0:10:41 > 0:10:42Mozzarella and cobweb, anyone?

0:10:42 > 0:10:44BOTH: LUKE!