The Grumpus

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03# He was a kid who didn't fit in

0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Got a wolf living inside under his skin

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# When he's angry his body sprouts hair

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# So he got a ticket You'll never guess where

0:00:10 > 0:00:14# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:14 > 0:00:19# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Next door's a vampire, maybe not

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# 4,000 years old but her body won't rot

0:00:28 > 0:00:30# Yeah, being a freak is totally normal

0:00:30 > 0:00:33# When everyone's freaky paranormal

0:00:33 > 0:00:37# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:37 > 0:00:41# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:41 > 0:00:43# Scream Street, Scream Street! #

0:00:45 > 0:00:48HE HUMS DECK THE HALLS

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Happy Christmas Eve, neighbour!

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Aargh!

0:00:58 > 0:01:00Oh, oh, ohh!

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Huh... Odd.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05If I didn't know any better,

0:01:05 > 0:01:07I'd say Alston didn't like my decorations.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10Hard to believe when they're so classy(!)

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Ho, ho, ho!

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Yo, yo, yo!

0:01:18 > 0:01:22I guess not everyone is as full of Christmas cheer as we are.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24Ho...

0:01:24 > 0:01:28Ah, our first-ever Christmas in Scream Street.

0:01:28 > 0:01:29Oh...

0:01:29 > 0:01:32A time for joy and goodwill to all...

0:01:32 > 0:01:35Step away from the presents!

0:01:35 > 0:01:38Trying to work out what your presents are, Luke?

0:01:38 > 0:01:40What?! No! Well...yeah.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42I was just checking you'd got me what I asked for this year.

0:01:42 > 0:01:46- Remind me.- Oh, come off it! Zombie Kickboxer 5D.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48They've added a whole other dimension!

0:01:48 > 0:01:50You're lucky we bought you anything at all!

0:01:50 > 0:01:52You still haven't used last year's present.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55Fishing's a proper hobby!

0:01:55 > 0:01:58Yeah, but imagine what you might catch in Scream Street.

0:01:58 > 0:02:02All right, fine! I'll take it out and have a go right now.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05Yeah, fishing(!) Going fishing, yeah(!)

0:02:05 > 0:02:08Huh, happy Christmas, Mr Binman.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Well, if we don't reel in some party guests soon,

0:02:11 > 0:02:13all this will go to waste.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Well, not all!

0:02:15 > 0:02:17I'm sure some of the monsters - I mean NEIGHBOURS -

0:02:17 > 0:02:19will be along soon.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22They're probably all busy getting into the Christmas spirit, like us.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25Oh! Let's open up the last window.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29I've closed up the last window.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32- Ha, ha!- Hmm.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38HE HUMS

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Hmm...

0:02:42 > 0:02:45Seeing as you're so keen on handling the presents, Luke,

0:02:45 > 0:02:47why don't you deliver a few?

0:02:47 > 0:02:49- Huh?- There, perfect.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51HE SIGHS

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Huh, that's weird.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00- Shush!- Quiet!

0:03:00 > 0:03:02I can hear you saying, "Shhh!"

0:03:02 > 0:03:06- No, you can't!- OK... Whatever! Happy Christmas!

0:03:06 > 0:03:08- RESUS:- Luke, go home and hide!

0:03:09 > 0:03:10Luke?

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Oh, no!

0:03:13 > 0:03:16Someone really needs to tell this place how to do Christmas.

0:03:16 > 0:03:17DIG WOOFS

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Don't worry, Dig - you've got one, too.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22Can you guess what it is? Can you?

0:03:28 > 0:03:30SHE GASPS

0:03:30 > 0:03:33Luke! What are you doing creeping around?

0:03:33 > 0:03:34You do know what day it is?

0:03:34 > 0:03:38Christmas Eve - obviously! I'm not wearing this for fun.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41I WAS bringing you a present, but actually, I might not bother.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43- Get inside, now! - Am I missing something?

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Whoa...

0:03:49 > 0:03:51It sounds like Christmas Eve in Scream Street

0:03:51 > 0:03:53is a little different to what you're used to.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55I'll barricade the door.

0:03:55 > 0:03:56I hadn't noticed(!)

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Luke, this is serious!

0:03:58 > 0:04:01On Christmas Eve, we don't get Father Christmas visiting.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03- We get... - HE GULPS

0:04:03 > 0:04:04I can't even say his name!

0:04:04 > 0:04:06OK, I'll say it. We get...

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Hey! I want to tell him, thank you.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11It's...

0:04:11 > 0:04:12- Oh, no, I can't!- It's...- Hey!

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Guys!

0:04:14 > 0:04:16- The...- BOTH: The Grumpus!

0:04:17 > 0:04:18Sing along, kids!

0:04:19 > 0:04:23# Dark and deadly through the streets he moves

0:04:23 > 0:04:26# His hood is black and his feet are hooves

0:04:26 > 0:04:30# Seeking victims to catch unaware

0:04:30 > 0:04:34# Don't look for his face because it ain't there!

0:04:34 > 0:04:37# Grumpus, Rumpus, don't stay out late

0:04:37 > 0:04:41# Grumpus, Rumpus, he'll seal your fate

0:04:41 > 0:04:45# Grumpus, Rumpus, on Christmas Eve

0:04:45 > 0:04:49# The Grumpus has something evil up his sleeve

0:04:49 > 0:04:52# Grumpus, Rumpus, don't stay up late

0:04:52 > 0:04:56# Grumpus, Rumpus, he'll seal your fate

0:04:56 > 0:04:59# Grumpus, Rumpus, on Christmas Eve

0:04:59 > 0:05:03# The Grumpus has something evil up his sleeve. #

0:05:05 > 0:05:06Scary, huh?

0:05:06 > 0:05:09Scary that Brain Drain thought a Christmas single was a good idea.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11You can't leave! Cleo's dad has barricaded the front door.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14Uh, actually, he's barricaded the fridge door.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Oh! No wonder I'm hungry.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19So, when you're over this whole Grumpus thing,

0:05:19 > 0:05:20your presents will be at my place.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Happy Christmas Eve!

0:05:24 > 0:05:27Luke, you need to put all of your presents outside.

0:05:27 > 0:05:28Give them to the Grumpus.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31It's the only thing that's going to keep him away from your house.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33- Not going to happen! - At least warn your parents.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36No one's putting my Zombie Kickboxer 5D outside all night,

0:05:36 > 0:05:38just cos of some made-up monster.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Ha, "Grumpus"! Ha!

0:05:43 > 0:05:47Oh! I think I've eaten one too many sausages.

0:05:47 > 0:05:48Or one too few!

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Why has nobody turned up?

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Oh, you know Scream Street - they do things differently here.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00Yes, but there must be a reason.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03Any Christmas message for the people watching at home, Mr Mayor?

0:06:03 > 0:06:07Just the usual. It is Christmas Eve, and we all know what that means.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10Lock your doors! Barricade your windows...!

0:06:10 > 0:06:13Uh, let me tidy all this up. You two should have an early night.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15You?! Tidy up?

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Yeah, think of it as an early Xmas present.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19- Yeah, why not? Thanks, Luke. - Goodnight!

0:06:19 > 0:06:22'Above all else, don't forget to put presents'

0:06:22 > 0:06:23out for the Grumpus!

0:06:23 > 0:06:26Oh, and one more thing - hide!

0:06:26 > 0:06:27HE CHUCKLES

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Seriously, though - hide.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Pffft.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36I'm boarding up the right door this time, princess!

0:06:38 > 0:06:41Hey, who put my house on the wrong side of the door?

0:06:41 > 0:06:43CREATURE ROARS

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Aargh! Who's there?

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Help, Cleo!

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Let me in, let me in!

0:06:49 > 0:06:51I can't open it!

0:06:51 > 0:06:53I know - I boarded it up.

0:06:53 > 0:06:54Ugh! Stand back.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Yah!

0:06:56 > 0:06:57Quick, get in!

0:06:58 > 0:07:00I'll board it up this time.

0:07:05 > 0:07:06Oh...

0:07:18 > 0:07:21DIG WHIMPERS

0:07:24 > 0:07:27- Where is it?! - I don't know! You had it.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29He'll be here soon, he'll be here soon!

0:07:29 > 0:07:32THUDDING BOTH: He's here!

0:07:32 > 0:07:34- SHE BREAKS WIND - Stop that! I can't see.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36It's not me - it's you!

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Ah, got it!

0:07:38 > 0:07:41- Sorry it's late, Mr Grumpus. - Merry Christmas.

0:07:41 > 0:07:42GRUMPUS GROWLS

0:07:42 > 0:07:45Don't say that - he hates Christmas!

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Ho, ho, ho!

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Yo, yo, yo!

0:08:12 > 0:08:15GRUMPUS GROWLS

0:08:15 > 0:08:17THUDDING

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Huh?

0:08:22 > 0:08:24CREAKING, HE GASPS

0:08:26 > 0:08:27CREAKING CONTINUES

0:08:31 > 0:08:32Hello?

0:08:34 > 0:08:38Stupid scary story, freaking me out.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41GRUMPUS GROWLS Huh? Aargh!

0:08:41 > 0:08:42Ah! Ah!

0:08:44 > 0:08:46Luke, are you all right? What are you doing up?

0:08:46 > 0:08:48As if we didn't know!

0:08:48 > 0:08:51Sneaking down to feel your presents again.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54Just thought I heard a...um, a power cut.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Yeah. So I'm just checking the lights.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58How do you hear a power cut?

0:08:59 > 0:09:02I think we get what's going on.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05- You do?- You're excited, sure.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07But don't you think you're a little too old for...

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Santa!

0:09:09 > 0:09:14Oh, reindeer footprints! See, see! Santa's been - Santa!

0:09:14 > 0:09:16- Hooves?!- We must've disturbed him.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19It's the Grumpus! We have to hide!

0:09:19 > 0:09:22OK! Let's all calm down, shall we?

0:09:22 > 0:09:25Oh.

0:09:25 > 0:09:27GROWLING

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Aargh!

0:09:30 > 0:09:31Oh, honey, it's just the lights!

0:09:35 > 0:09:36Aargh!

0:09:38 > 0:09:40There's no rational explanation for that, is there?

0:09:40 > 0:09:43GRUMPUS GROWLS

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Stay back! I don't scare easy.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48I'm part werewolf... Most werewolf!

0:09:48 > 0:09:49All werewolf?!

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Aargh! Aargh!

0:09:56 > 0:09:58MR WATSON WHIMPERS

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Luke, help your dad!

0:10:01 > 0:10:05- Oh! It's gone. Phew! - KNOCK AT DOOR

0:10:05 > 0:10:06Aargh!

0:10:09 > 0:10:11MR WATSON WHIMPERS

0:10:11 > 0:10:14I knew it! What do you think you're playing at?

0:10:14 > 0:10:18Mayor Sneer, I'm afraid you're a bit late for the party.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20- I don't think we invited him.- Shh!

0:10:20 > 0:10:23You're putting the whole of Scream Street in terrible danger!

0:10:23 > 0:10:25It is Christmas Eve, you know.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28- Are you OK? - We heard Mr Watson screaming.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30I think you'll find we were all screaming...actually.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33Yeah, but yours is particularly high-pitched.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36Sort of a "Wahh, wahh," you know, like a baby. "Wahh!"

0:10:36 > 0:10:37Anyway, that's neither here nor there.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40Luke, you did tell your parents about the Grumpus, didn't you?

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Ha... Uh, well...

0:10:42 > 0:10:44You've got some explaining to do.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47- It's for the best, Luke. - LUKE SIGHS

0:10:47 > 0:10:51- Yeah. - Luella! What are you doing here?

0:10:51 > 0:10:52I was following you.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54I mean worried about you!

0:10:54 > 0:10:55Oh! What's that?

0:10:56 > 0:10:58- Ugh!- Oh!

0:11:01 > 0:11:03Go to your homes!

0:11:03 > 0:11:05The Grumpus will be back before you know it.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Ah, we don't actually live there.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09No matter! Indoors, now!

0:11:13 > 0:11:16Luella! Home - now!

0:11:16 > 0:11:18Till tomorrow, my Christmas angel.

0:11:23 > 0:11:26CREATURE SNARLS, DIG WHIMPERS

0:11:26 > 0:11:28Maybe he doesn't like computer games.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31The Grumpus doesn't care what the presents are!

0:11:31 > 0:11:35It just wants to suck all of the joy and goodwill out of Christmas

0:11:35 > 0:11:38until there's nothing left but sadness and misery.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41Remind me not to invite you round for New Year's Eve, yeah?

0:11:41 > 0:11:43GRUMPUS GROWLS It's here.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51I'm never going to get to play Zombie Kickboxer 5D now.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53On the plus side, you are still alive.

0:11:53 > 0:11:56No, it's not fair. That was MY present!

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Oh, I'm going to get it back!

0:11:58 > 0:12:00Ha-ha! "Get it back"!

0:12:00 > 0:12:03Nice one, Luke. Yeah, let's go catch the Grumpus!

0:12:03 > 0:12:06- HE GIGGLES - Oh.

0:12:06 > 0:12:10Only a total idiot would go out on Christmas Eve!

0:12:10 > 0:12:13And you've gone too, haven't you?

0:12:13 > 0:12:14Oh, guano cakes.

0:12:18 > 0:12:22GRUMPUS GROWLS Oi, give my presents back!

0:12:24 > 0:12:26There he is!

0:12:27 > 0:12:29Oh, the rooftops - no way!

0:12:30 > 0:12:32- Ugh!- Yes way!

0:12:32 > 0:12:34FAST-TEMPO MUSIC

0:12:36 > 0:12:39What! He's too far away. We'll never catch him.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57Huh?

0:13:00 > 0:13:02How does he keep doing that?

0:13:02 > 0:13:06I think it's just standard crazy evil magic monster stuff.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14A-ha, got ya!

0:13:14 > 0:13:15Aargh!

0:13:16 > 0:13:18TWO Grumpuses?

0:13:18 > 0:13:22Ooh, technically that's Grumpi - you know, like sarcophagi.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Never mind.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26HE SNIFFS

0:13:26 > 0:13:28The legend doesn't say anything about

0:13:28 > 0:13:29there being more than one Grumpus.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31Something is going on.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33And I think I might know what.

0:13:33 > 0:13:36Come on, we've got to get something from the dustbin.

0:13:36 > 0:13:37What?

0:13:37 > 0:13:39'Good evening. We interrupt whatever you were doing

0:13:39 > 0:13:41'because you were too scared to sleep'

0:13:41 > 0:13:43to bring you a special live report.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46We're here at the town square

0:13:46 > 0:13:49where a huge Christmas present has mysteriously appeared,

0:13:49 > 0:13:52an irresistible prize for the Grumpus.

0:13:52 > 0:13:55- Are you sure we're not in any danger?- I promise.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58This is going to win you a Screamy Award for journalism.

0:14:00 > 0:14:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:14:02 > 0:14:05I'd like to thank my mum and dad, and my lawyers,

0:14:05 > 0:14:09who are a bunch of bloodsucking vampires - love you!

0:14:10 > 0:14:12OK, we'll give it five minutes, but then...

0:14:12 > 0:14:13(It's here!)

0:14:15 > 0:14:16(This is it.)

0:14:17 > 0:14:19You're about to see the first-ever footage

0:14:19 > 0:14:21'of the Grumpus in action.'

0:14:21 > 0:14:22SHE BREAKS WIND

0:14:22 > 0:14:24This is Sophie Rawskin for Channel Z News,

0:14:24 > 0:14:26risking life and limb - well, not life -

0:14:26 > 0:14:27to bring you this story,

0:14:27 > 0:14:31with no thoughts of fame or Screamy Awards - just doing my job.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36This is the moment...

0:14:36 > 0:14:39You're going to actually see the monstrous...

0:14:39 > 0:14:40Argh!

0:14:40 > 0:14:42- 'Mayor Sneer?' - THEY GASP

0:14:42 > 0:14:44- 'What?'- Oh!

0:14:44 > 0:14:46Eh?

0:14:46 > 0:14:47Oh...

0:14:49 > 0:14:51Mayor Sneer tricked us!

0:14:51 > 0:14:53We want the truth!

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Where's a pitchfork when you need one?

0:14:56 > 0:14:59CROWD CHANTING: Otto, Otto, Otto!

0:14:59 > 0:15:01Hmm...

0:15:01 > 0:15:03Luke's gone! and Cleo and Resus!

0:15:03 > 0:15:05- Oh!- The Grumpus!

0:15:05 > 0:15:06I hardly think that lot would be about

0:15:06 > 0:15:08if the Grumpus was still a problem.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Oh, I suppose not.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12Where are they all off to?

0:15:12 > 0:15:16Sounds like a party chez Otto. Luke probably tagged along.

0:15:16 > 0:15:17Well, why didn't he tell us about it?

0:15:17 > 0:15:19Well, we did give his present away.

0:15:19 > 0:15:22- Then let's make it up to him, then, eh?- How?

0:15:22 > 0:15:24I was hoping you'd have an idea.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27Maybe I do.

0:15:28 > 0:15:29Otto, Otto, Otto!

0:15:29 > 0:15:32Ha! Told you it was Otto!

0:15:32 > 0:15:34Well, I thought it might be Otto.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37I had no idea it was Otto.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39Otto, Otto...!

0:15:39 > 0:15:42Otto, Otto, Otto! THUDDING

0:15:47 > 0:15:49These are ours!

0:15:49 > 0:15:52Hmm, hoofprint boots.

0:15:52 > 0:15:56It was Otto who told everyone to put presents out for the Grumpus,

0:15:56 > 0:15:58so he could collect them with his goons.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02That's why we couldn't catch him.

0:16:05 > 0:16:09There wasn't one Grumpus - there were three!

0:16:09 > 0:16:11THEY GASP

0:16:11 > 0:16:13- One...- Boo!

0:16:13 > 0:16:16- ..two...- Boo!

0:16:16 > 0:16:19- ..three.- BOOO!

0:16:20 > 0:16:22Four?

0:16:22 > 0:16:23- Huh?- What?

0:16:23 > 0:16:25Uh, Luke...

0:16:27 > 0:16:29I am the Grumpus!

0:16:31 > 0:16:34HE GROWLS

0:16:34 > 0:16:36THEY SCREAM

0:16:37 > 0:16:42I saw you on TV. I don't like people impersonating me.

0:16:42 > 0:16:46Well, super to meet you, Mr Grumpus, but it's late, so...

0:16:46 > 0:16:47if you don't mind?

0:16:47 > 0:16:50Ugh! When I have drained you of your inner happiness,

0:16:50 > 0:16:55you shall know what it is to be truly bleak, to be...Grumpus!

0:16:56 > 0:16:58- Oh!- Mum!

0:16:58 > 0:17:00Oh...

0:17:02 > 0:17:04Oh...

0:17:04 > 0:17:07- Luella? Talk to me!- Uh...- Ah!

0:17:09 > 0:17:10Oh...

0:17:14 > 0:17:18Hey, now. You can't do that. Where's your Christmas cheer?

0:17:18 > 0:17:20I'd rather spread a little Christmas fear.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Oh, oh...

0:17:23 > 0:17:25Ugh!

0:17:26 > 0:17:28Argh!

0:17:28 > 0:17:30He's going to suck the joy out of all of us.

0:17:30 > 0:17:31At least Mum and Dad aren't here.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34BOTH: Merry Christmas!

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Oh, Mum, Dad, no!

0:17:36 > 0:17:38Wait - look at the Grumpus!

0:17:38 > 0:17:40No! Ugh!

0:17:40 > 0:17:42Uh...

0:17:42 > 0:17:43What?

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Ugh...

0:17:45 > 0:17:47- What's going on? - Is that the Grumpus?

0:17:47 > 0:17:50Yes, but don't stop. Come on, come on, be Christmassy.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53Um... Ho, ho, ho!

0:17:53 > 0:17:56- Oh! No!- That's its weakness!

0:17:56 > 0:17:58We all have to be cheerful and Christmassy.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01Merry...Christmas?

0:18:01 > 0:18:02Oh, no!

0:18:02 > 0:18:05# Deck the halls with boughs of something...

0:18:05 > 0:18:07ALL: # Fa la la la la, la la la la! #

0:18:07 > 0:18:10Oh! Please, no!

0:18:10 > 0:18:11It's working!

0:18:14 > 0:18:16Happy Christmas!

0:18:16 > 0:18:19Good tidings of great joy!

0:18:19 > 0:18:22Everyone, be merry. Even you, Otto!

0:18:22 > 0:18:24But I hate Christmas!

0:18:24 > 0:18:26Ha-ha-ha, yes!

0:18:26 > 0:18:27Merry Christmas, Otto!

0:18:29 > 0:18:30Luke!

0:18:31 > 0:18:33Argh!

0:18:33 > 0:18:34What, for me?

0:18:36 > 0:18:39Oh, it goes with my ear muffs!

0:18:39 > 0:18:42No-one's ever given me a present before.

0:18:42 > 0:18:45I mean, I've stolen a few, but...

0:18:45 > 0:18:48Thank you, and Merry Christmas.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51No! Ugh!

0:18:52 > 0:18:54LUKE GASPS

0:18:54 > 0:18:57Snow - seriously? We're indoors.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01Nice touch, Eefa.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Oh!

0:19:05 > 0:19:07Oh...

0:19:07 > 0:19:10I still feel a little faint, though. Oh...

0:19:10 > 0:19:12Thanks, Mum. Thanks, Dad.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14Looks like you got your Christmas party after all.

0:19:14 > 0:19:18Oh, I think we can do a little better than this, don't you?

0:19:20 > 0:19:23Zombie Kickboxer 5D - yes!

0:19:23 > 0:19:27IN TUNE TO SILENT NIGHT: # Noisy night

0:19:27 > 0:19:30# Screamy night

0:19:30 > 0:19:33# Usually ends

0:19:33 > 0:19:37# In a fight... #

0:19:38 > 0:19:39Oh, uh...

0:19:39 > 0:19:41THEY GIGGLE

0:19:44 > 0:19:50# Zombies quite keen on eating your brains

0:19:50 > 0:19:56# Scream in mortal terror

0:19:56 > 0:20:03# Scream in mortal terror! #

0:20:06 > 0:20:10Ok, so, so, why do vampires need mouthwash?

0:20:10 > 0:20:12Because they have bat breath!

0:20:12 > 0:20:15LAUGHTER

0:20:15 > 0:20:16Three words.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18- It's a film!- And a book.

0:20:18 > 0:20:21- Uh, is it Scrooge? - Yes, Scrooge!

0:20:21 > 0:20:23Is it A Christmas Carol?

0:20:23 > 0:20:25Yes, the one with Scrooge in!

0:20:25 > 0:20:27Aargh!

0:20:28 > 0:20:32You know, I think I'm starting to get used to this place.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34- Cheers! - Anyone else for a spinal fluid?

0:20:34 > 0:20:37- HE SPLUTTERS - Eurgh!

0:20:37 > 0:20:39ALL: Merry Christmas!

0:20:39 > 0:20:42Bat breath! I get it.

0:20:42 > 0:20:45LAUGHTER