Tutan Kutie

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03# He was a kid who didn't fit in

0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Got a wolf living inside under his skin

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# When he's angry his body sprouts hair

0:00:08 > 0:00:10# So he got a ticket you'll never guess where

0:00:10 > 0:00:14# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:14 > 0:00:19# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Next door's a vampire, maybe not

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# 4,000 years old but her body won't rot

0:00:28 > 0:00:30# Yeah, being a freak is totally normal

0:00:30 > 0:00:33# When everyone's freaky paranormal

0:00:33 > 0:00:37# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:37 > 0:00:41# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:41 > 0:00:43# Scream Street, Scream Street. #

0:00:45 > 0:00:48Note that the harder Cleo exercises

0:00:48 > 0:00:50the faster her heart beats.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53This pumps more oxygen to her muscles.

0:00:53 > 0:00:57Or it would if Cleo hadn't already been dead for 4,000 years.

0:00:57 > 0:00:58Thank you, Cleo.

0:01:01 > 0:01:02Oh!

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Careful!

0:01:04 > 0:01:06I really don't want my heart broken.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Oh, who's this handsome mummy?

0:01:10 > 0:01:13Can boys be mummies? Daddies?

0:01:13 > 0:01:15- No.- Whoa!- He's no-one.

0:01:15 > 0:01:16Well, if he's no-one,

0:01:16 > 0:01:20why do you keep his picture so close to your heart?

0:01:20 > 0:01:21Do you love him?

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Cleo's got a boyfriend,

0:01:23 > 0:01:25- Cleo's got a boyfriend!- Shut up! - THEY GIGGLE

0:01:25 > 0:01:26Shut up!

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Mmm...

0:01:28 > 0:01:32Ah, the Watsons' delivery from the normal world's arrived.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35Triple-ply pink scented toilet paper with

0:01:35 > 0:01:39a cloud pattern on - and they think we're weird!

0:01:39 > 0:01:42Creme de la pretty nose anti-ageing cream.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Mmm. Can't hurt to try a little.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53- HE LAUGHS - Look, if you must know,

0:01:53 > 0:01:55his name was Tutan Kutie.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58He was an Egyptian prince. We hung out a lot.

0:01:58 > 0:02:02But his pyramid got raided and looters stole his sarcophagus,

0:02:02 > 0:02:06there was this storm, their ship capsized...

0:02:06 > 0:02:08- I never saw him again. - HE SOBS

0:02:08 > 0:02:11That's the saddest story I've ever heard.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14- I mean...not! - You must really miss him.

0:02:14 > 0:02:15No! I mean...

0:02:15 > 0:02:17He really understood me.

0:02:18 > 0:02:19Oh!

0:02:19 > 0:02:23Nylon socks, soft toilet paper!

0:02:23 > 0:02:25Oh, party-sized scotch eggs!

0:02:25 > 0:02:28Mmm. Oh, Sue, there is a party going on in my mouth.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Ooh, I've so missed these little luxuries from the normal world.

0:02:31 > 0:02:36Yes, unfortunately I will have to charge you a little more this time.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38The risks involved in smuggling, you understand.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41- How much more?- What's quadruple?

0:02:41 > 0:02:42Four times as much?!

0:02:42 > 0:02:45Ah, no, eight times - octo, like an octopus.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Eight legs, eight times.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49That's how you remember it.

0:02:49 > 0:02:50Nice doing business with you.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Well, wait a minute.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54- Where's the face cream?- The, erm...

0:02:54 > 0:02:55anti-ageing cream?

0:02:55 > 0:02:58Oh, sorry, I couldn't get any.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01Out of curiosity, say someone put that on,

0:03:01 > 0:03:04when would it start making them look younger?

0:03:04 > 0:03:07Oh, it doesn't literally stop ageing. It's not magic.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09And yet people spend a fortune on it.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12Imagine what they'd pay if it actually worked.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14Mmm...

0:03:14 > 0:03:17DOG BARKS

0:03:17 > 0:03:18Bad doggie, no!

0:03:18 > 0:03:20Whoa!

0:03:20 > 0:03:22Hello, sweetie, what's up?

0:03:22 > 0:03:23What's up? I'm a freak -

0:03:23 > 0:03:25a 4,000-year-old child -

0:03:25 > 0:03:29a princess who wears bandages and keeps her heart in a box.

0:03:29 > 0:03:30No wonder nobody understands me.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Well, maybe one person.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Who, me?

0:03:34 > 0:03:35Hmm!

0:03:35 > 0:03:38- Yes, Dad, it's you.- Oh, goody.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42She's sure to have an anti-ageing spell.

0:03:42 > 0:03:43Hello, Sir Otto.

0:03:43 > 0:03:48Eefa, my dear, you have something I'd like to get my hands on.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Do you have any, erm...tartan paint?

0:03:50 > 0:03:52- Of course.- Ah.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Ooh. I've...I've changed me mind.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Do you have any striped paint?

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Er...back in a sec.

0:04:04 > 0:04:05Here you go, striped paint.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08- Ah! I mean... - HE GIGGLES

0:04:08 > 0:04:11This is matt - I wanted the eggshell finish.

0:04:11 > 0:04:12Ah, of course.

0:04:15 > 0:04:16Bingo!

0:04:20 > 0:04:21Are you sure it's safe?

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Looks OK to me.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26Yes, I can get most of these ingredients.

0:04:26 > 0:04:30Oh, but how do I get my hands on one of those?

0:04:30 > 0:04:31Oh, I know, I know!

0:04:33 > 0:04:34Here you go. Otto?

0:04:34 > 0:04:35Oh.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38SHE SIGHS

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Oh, Tutan Kutie!

0:04:40 > 0:04:43You can't have drowned at sea because you're already dead.

0:04:43 > 0:04:44So where are you?

0:04:50 > 0:04:52- DOORBELL RINGS - I'll get it, Dad.

0:04:56 > 0:05:00- Tutan?!- Cleo, I finally found you.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02When the looters' ship capsized, I walked thousands of miles

0:05:02 > 0:05:05across the ocean floor just to get back to Egypt but...

0:05:05 > 0:05:08- you weren't there.- Oh, wow!

0:05:08 > 0:05:10I should totally have left a forwarding address.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Well, I've found you now.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14DOG BARKS

0:05:14 > 0:05:17THEY IMITATE LIGHTSABERS

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Ha! I will never join the dark side.

0:05:19 > 0:05:22Luke, I am your father.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24No!

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Tutan? TK?

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Hey, Cleo. Look, we just wanted to say sorry.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34Yeah, for, you know, teasing you about your mummy boyfriend.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36We must seem pretty immature to someone who's like a billion

0:05:36 > 0:05:38times older than us.

0:05:38 > 0:05:39Oh, I don't know about that.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41THEY IMITATE LIGHTSABERS

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Guys, it doesn't matter.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47There's someone I want you to meet.

0:05:47 > 0:05:52This is Tutan Kutie. He walked across the ocean floor to find me.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54- Hi, guys. - THEY GASP

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Anyway, you're obviously very busy, so excuse us.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Come on, TK, let's go somewhere special

0:05:58 > 0:06:00where we'll feel more at home.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02That's a bit...well, weird.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Well weird!

0:06:04 > 0:06:07Remember when we went swimming in the Nile and an alligator got

0:06:07 > 0:06:12hold of my bandages and you wrestled his jaws open? It was awesome.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15- Great times.- It must be nice to feel your toes in the sand again.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17I mean, it's hardly ancient Egypt.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19It's great. I love sand.

0:06:19 > 0:06:23This'll sound really silly but I come here a lot on my own.

0:06:23 > 0:06:24It reminds me of home.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27No, that doesn't sound silly at all.

0:06:28 > 0:06:32I knew you'd understand. I swear no-one round here does.

0:06:32 > 0:06:33Well, I do.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39- HE SNIFFS - Aw!- Bit of a coincidence.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42He's been missing for centuries and the day after she mentions

0:06:42 > 0:06:44his name he shows up.

0:06:44 > 0:06:48- I smell a mystery.- You sure it's not these troll toenails?

0:06:48 > 0:06:51- Phwoar!- You know, sometimes it's, like, when you really like someone

0:06:51 > 0:06:54and you think about them really hard you can, like,

0:06:54 > 0:06:56draw them to you, like magic.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Then they just appear in your shop.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Life! I mean, life.

0:07:00 > 0:07:05Magic, that's it. Maybe Cleo cast a spell to bring him back.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Cleo? Cast a spell?

0:07:07 > 0:07:10Do you know anything about the page that's missing from my spell book?

0:07:10 > 0:07:11- Absolutely not.- No!

0:07:11 > 0:07:14This stolen spell's banned by the Witches' Council.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Actually, Cleo wouldn't want it.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Not given its key ingredient.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21THEY GASP

0:07:21 > 0:07:24Erm...I'd really like to give you something.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27- Here.- Tutan, are you serious?

0:07:27 > 0:07:28You're giving me your...

0:07:28 > 0:07:31Yeah, if...if that's OK with you.

0:07:33 > 0:07:34Wait here.

0:07:44 > 0:07:45TK, what's going on?

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Dixon?

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Sorry, but I really need this!

0:07:57 > 0:07:59Gallons and gallons of industrial-grade

0:07:59 > 0:08:01anti-ageing potion.

0:08:01 > 0:08:02I'll make a fortune.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05All this spell needs is...

0:08:05 > 0:08:08A-ha, here it comes now.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10- Oh!- Careful, you buffoon!

0:08:12 > 0:08:15The ageless heart of a mummy princess,

0:08:15 > 0:08:16the secret to eternal youth.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19You're not going to damage it, are you?

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Cos she'll need it back.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24Oh, chuck it here, you useless waste of skin.

0:08:24 > 0:08:25Ah! Ow.

0:08:25 > 0:08:26Ah!

0:08:30 > 0:08:31Cleo! Cleo!

0:08:31 > 0:08:34No sign of Tutan Kutie either.

0:08:34 > 0:08:35If he even is Tutan Kutie.

0:08:35 > 0:08:36You think he's a fake?

0:08:36 > 0:08:40Who stole the spell and now wants to steal her actual heart.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43- We have to find her.- She said they were going somewhere special.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46Where they'd feel more at home.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48- BOTH:- Of course!

0:08:48 > 0:08:50The temperature needs to be just right.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Any second now.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Oh, look, Dixon, we have a visitor.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57Thanks for the pumper, Princess.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59You weren't using it, were you?

0:08:59 > 0:09:01At least I have a heart to lose.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Oh.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06- HE GASPS - This does not look good.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Mr Farr, have you seen Cleo?

0:09:08 > 0:09:11Can't stop, chasing dog!

0:09:11 > 0:09:14No, don't worry, we'll rescue your daughter from mortal peril.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Give me that.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19HE SNIFFS Dixon!

0:09:19 > 0:09:21This way.

0:09:21 > 0:09:22Almost there.

0:09:24 > 0:09:25Let go of that heart.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Oh, great, the furball and the sham-pire.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Argh! Oh, oh.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41Oh, come on, cloak, give me some oven mitts.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44Oh! Or some barbecue tongs.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46No!

0:09:46 > 0:09:47Perfect.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49Resus, use me!

0:09:50 > 0:09:54Ah. Ah!

0:09:54 > 0:09:55Ha!

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Argh!

0:10:00 > 0:10:01Ooh.

0:10:01 > 0:10:05- SHE SIGHS - Thanks.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07Game, set and match.

0:10:07 > 0:10:08Give me that heart!

0:10:10 > 0:10:13Oof!

0:10:13 > 0:10:15Thanks, guys. How did you find me?

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Luke sniffed you out. We found your heart box in the sandpit.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19Yeah, we know that's your special place.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22- The sand reminds you of Egypt, right?- I guess you guys do get me.

0:10:22 > 0:10:27A bit. And thank you, I suppose.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29You're welcome.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31Er, Cleo, you know when you kissed Tutan?

0:10:31 > 0:10:34Did you think it might have actually been me?

0:10:34 > 0:10:35Ha! No.

0:10:35 > 0:10:36Oh, well...

0:10:36 > 0:10:40good, er, because it was horrible.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42- You kissed Dixon?- Shut up.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44- But...Dixon!- Shut up.