Bone Cruncher

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03# He was a kid who didn't fit in

0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Got a wolf living inside under his skin

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# When he's angry his body sprouts hair

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# So he got a ticket and you'll never guess where

0:00:10 > 0:00:14# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:14 > 0:00:19# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Next door's a vampire, maybe not

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# 4,000 years old but her body won't rot

0:00:28 > 0:00:31# Yeah, being a freak is totally normal

0:00:31 > 0:00:33# When everyone's freaky paranormal

0:00:33 > 0:00:37# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:37 > 0:00:41# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:41 > 0:00:43# Scream Street, Scream Street. #

0:00:46 > 0:00:49Well, I guess Egyptian princesses do get buried with a lot of treasure.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54Seriously? Is there any competition you haven't won?

0:00:55 > 0:00:58Wow, you actually have a trophy for winning the most trophies.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00There must be something you're not good at.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Not really.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04There isn't much you can't master after a few hundred years

0:01:04 > 0:01:05of practice.

0:01:05 > 0:01:06Aargh!

0:01:06 > 0:01:10To beat you, we'd need to find something you've never done before.

0:01:10 > 0:01:11Something like this.

0:01:13 > 0:01:14SHE GASPS

0:01:14 > 0:01:15Like what?

0:01:16 > 0:01:17Arr-ha-har!

0:01:17 > 0:01:21Captain Bad-beard, scourge of the three seas, at your service.

0:01:21 > 0:01:22Three seas?

0:01:22 > 0:01:25Well, back in my day, they didn't know much about geography.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28So, what exactly is the Bone Cruncher?

0:01:28 > 0:01:31It be a competition!

0:01:31 > 0:01:34Who be the first to split the enemy's gizzards.

0:01:34 > 0:01:35Aargh!

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Only kidding. It's a surfing race.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40- Surfing?- Yeah.- But there's no sea anywhere near Scream Street.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43Like, who needs the sea?

0:01:43 > 0:01:46It be an air surfing race.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Do we have time for a few hundred years of practice?

0:01:49 > 0:01:50Oh, yes!

0:01:50 > 0:01:51She's never done it before.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53No problemo!

0:01:53 > 0:01:56The Dougmeister can teach you some neat moves.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58- Yeah.- I'm assuming there's a trophy.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01Oh, yeah, there's a trophy all right.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06Previous owner weren't too keen to let it go.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10So, are you in?

0:02:10 > 0:02:13The entry price is just one shilling.

0:02:13 > 0:02:14I pays you.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18Team meeting. 'Scuse us, Mr Captain Bad-beard, sir.

0:02:18 > 0:02:19Listen, guys,

0:02:19 > 0:02:22doesn't this race sound a little bit, well, bone crunchy?

0:02:22 > 0:02:24And he pays us to enter?

0:02:24 > 0:02:27There's no such thing as a free lunch.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Free lunch for all competitors.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34Rhesus, are you a vampire or a chicken?

0:02:34 > 0:02:37Cleo, are you worried you might lose?

0:02:37 > 0:02:39All right, let's do this thing.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Welcome aboard. Catch!

0:02:41 > 0:02:43O Hula cool-a!

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Oh, got it! Oh, no.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Got it. Yes, got it.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51How come I've never seen you air surfing before?

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Oh, I gave it up after the accident.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Wait, wait, wait, accident?

0:02:55 > 0:02:58Let's just say these aren't my original arms.

0:02:58 > 0:03:02Or legs. And you know, I'm not too sure about the head.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04Wow! You are really selling this sport to me(!)

0:03:04 > 0:03:07It's time I got back on the horse.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09That's why I dug up Delilah here.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Coochie-coo!

0:03:11 > 0:03:14I haven't got any spare boards, little dudes, so you guys will just

0:03:14 > 0:03:15have to improvise.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20Board-acious!

0:03:20 > 0:03:22Most retro.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24- Oh.- What?

0:03:24 > 0:03:25At least mine's a board.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27You're all going to need some wax.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Magic wax.

0:03:31 > 0:03:32Oh, this is beyond cool.

0:03:34 > 0:03:39Now, remember, the best surfer is always the one having the most fun.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Make it stop! Make it stop!

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Dude, we haven't even taken off yet.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46I knew that.

0:03:46 > 0:03:50OK, dudes, ease back and go.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Waa!

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Hey, dig dude!

0:03:54 > 0:03:57Wow, your boards are your friends.

0:04:01 > 0:04:02Aargh!

0:04:04 > 0:04:06You're really nailing it, little dudes.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Guys, I think I'm getting the hang of it.

0:04:11 > 0:04:12SHE LAUGHS

0:04:14 > 0:04:15Whoa!

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Aargh...

0:04:18 > 0:04:20- Little help here?- Ha-ha!

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Ow!

0:04:22 > 0:04:25Now, remember, if you're flying under a low branch,

0:04:25 > 0:04:29just throw your head above it and catch it on the other side.

0:04:30 > 0:04:31Easy!

0:04:33 > 0:04:34How much fun was that?!

0:04:34 > 0:04:37I know! My favourite part was when we got off our boards and started to

0:04:37 > 0:04:39- walk home.- Hmm?

0:04:39 > 0:04:41I thought you always wanted to fly.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Like a bat, Luke!

0:04:43 > 0:04:47I'd like to fly like a bat, not like some kind of penguin...kiwi...

0:04:47 > 0:04:49something that's terrible at flying.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51A Rhesus? CLEO LAUGHS

0:04:57 > 0:04:58CAPTAIN LAUGHS

0:05:01 > 0:05:05I'm afraid I need you all to sign this health and safety form.

0:05:05 > 0:05:06Health and safety?

0:05:06 > 0:05:08That's not very piratey.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11I know, but if you don't sign it, I can't let you fly.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Is this really necessary?

0:05:13 > 0:05:16Yeah, it's just your bog-standard boring old legal stuff, really.

0:05:19 > 0:05:20This looks like blood.

0:05:20 > 0:05:21That's cos it is.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26What's the problem? Too piratey for you, now?

0:05:26 > 0:05:29I've run out of giant squid ink is all.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32I generally make it a rule never to sign anything in blood.

0:05:32 > 0:05:33LUKE CLUCKS

0:05:33 > 0:05:34Chicken!

0:05:37 > 0:05:39You could win another trophy.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41Hmm!

0:05:41 > 0:05:42Yeah!

0:05:43 > 0:05:46So, Captain, you got any other little surprises for us?

0:05:47 > 0:05:48Captain?

0:05:50 > 0:05:52Oh, did I forget to tell you?

0:05:52 > 0:05:54I'm also racing.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56What, on that old plank?

0:05:56 > 0:05:58This isn't just any old plank.

0:05:58 > 0:06:02This be the plank that I was made to walk when my crew turned on me.

0:06:02 > 0:06:05Forced me to take the captain's challenge, they did.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07A race for my own ship.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09'Tis the last race I ever lost,

0:06:09 > 0:06:13and not one of them lived to tell the tale.

0:06:13 > 0:06:14Is story time over?

0:06:14 > 0:06:15Only I've got a trophy to win.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Yeah, we'll see about that.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Time to weigh anchor.

0:06:25 > 0:06:26On your marks...

0:06:26 > 0:06:27get set...

0:06:27 > 0:06:30Nobody move until I say...

0:06:30 > 0:06:31go!

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Aargh!

0:06:39 > 0:06:41I can still win this.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43I don't think so.

0:06:43 > 0:06:47You scurvy knaves be good, but not nearly good enough.

0:06:47 > 0:06:48CAPTAIN LAUGHS

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Hula-a cool-a!

0:06:50 > 0:06:53Zombie surfer coming through!

0:06:56 > 0:06:57Yeah!

0:06:59 > 0:07:00All right!

0:07:11 > 0:07:12Ha-ha-har!

0:07:12 > 0:07:13Heads you lose.

0:07:13 > 0:07:14Oh...

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Arr! Ha-har!

0:07:21 > 0:07:22Hey!

0:07:22 > 0:07:23Waa!

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Yes! I beat you!

0:07:26 > 0:07:27Oh, come on!

0:07:27 > 0:07:28Are we there yet?

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Well, at least you weren't last.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36I finally beat Cleo at something.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38- Yeah!- High five!

0:07:38 > 0:07:39- Ha!- Rhesus?

0:07:39 > 0:07:43- What's happening?- This is, like, totally weird, dude.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46Ye should have read the small print before signing.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48"If the undersigned should lose to the here and before mentioned

0:07:48 > 0:07:51"Captain Bad-beard, see paragraph two, subsection four,

0:07:51 > 0:07:56"that their souls should be forfeit for all eternity."

0:07:56 > 0:07:57Ye took my shilling,

0:07:57 > 0:08:01now I claim your souls to join my crew of the dammed.

0:08:01 > 0:08:02THEY GASP

0:08:06 > 0:08:08It's not as bad as it sounds.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10It be far worse! Ha-ha!

0:08:10 > 0:08:13Hang on. Why is he not fading away?

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Maybe you should check your contract.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17"Doug Dougmeister.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20"Rhesus Negative. Cleo Farr.

0:08:20 > 0:08:21"Al Beatyouall?"

0:08:21 > 0:08:24Al Beatyouall! Classic.

0:08:24 > 0:08:25This is no time for joking.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27We've signed our souls away because of you.

0:08:27 > 0:08:28I can fix this.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Good luck with that!

0:08:31 > 0:08:33The captain's challenge!

0:08:33 > 0:08:36I challenge you for captaincy of your ship.

0:08:36 > 0:08:37Ah, no!

0:08:37 > 0:08:39I has to accept!

0:08:39 > 0:08:41'Tis in the pirates' code!

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Paragraph four, subsection two A.

0:08:43 > 0:08:44Another surf race.

0:08:44 > 0:08:48I win, I get my friends back and your ship.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51Lose, and all your souls are mine.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55Luke, you'd better take Delilah.

0:08:55 > 0:08:56Thanks, Doug.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00- CRACKS KNUCKLES - Like that's going to help.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02Ready...steady...

0:09:02 > 0:09:05Don't worry, I'm not going to pull the same...

0:09:05 > 0:09:06- Go!- Luke, quick!

0:09:10 > 0:09:11Luke!

0:09:13 > 0:09:15So long, landlubber!

0:09:22 > 0:09:25Nobody said you have to finish on your own board.

0:09:25 > 0:09:26Whoa!

0:09:29 > 0:09:31Many have died walking off this plank.

0:09:31 > 0:09:32And you'll be next.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36So long, shark-meat!

0:09:36 > 0:09:37HE LAUGHS

0:09:43 > 0:09:45You just don't know when you be beaten.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47- Look out!- Ha!

0:09:47 > 0:09:50Think I'm falling for that, you scallywag?

0:09:50 > 0:09:51Huh?

0:09:51 > 0:09:52Yeah!

0:09:55 > 0:09:57No!

0:09:57 > 0:10:00The new captain's got orders for his crew.

0:10:00 > 0:10:01They'll be needing this.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Catch!

0:10:03 > 0:10:05They're going to make you walk it.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07CAPTAIN SCREAMS

0:10:07 > 0:10:08No!

0:10:12 > 0:10:14- Yes!- Nice!

0:10:14 > 0:10:15Good one!

0:10:16 > 0:10:17Oh, lovely.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19How much for the portrait of me?

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Oh...

0:10:25 > 0:10:26honestly!

0:10:27 > 0:10:31Never thought I'd say this, but it's nice that someone else won for once.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33- Well done, Luke.- Thanks, Cleo.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35- You're the best.- The best?

0:10:35 > 0:10:36Am I?

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Well, that's got to be worth a trophy.

0:10:38 > 0:10:39- Oi!- Race you for it.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41But don't start until I say

0:10:41 > 0:10:42- go!- Hey!