Goblin Gas

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03# He was a kid who didn't fit in

0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Got a wolf living inside under his skin

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# When he's angry his body sprouts hair

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# So he got a ticket You'll never guess where

0:00:10 > 0:00:14# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:14 > 0:00:19# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Next door's a vampire, maybe not

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# 4,000 years old but her body won't rot

0:00:28 > 0:00:31# Yeah, being a freak is totally normal

0:00:31 > 0:00:33# When everyone's freaky paranormal

0:00:33 > 0:00:37# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:37 > 0:00:41# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:41 > 0:00:43# Scream Street, Scream Street. #

0:00:46 > 0:00:48FARTING

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Special delivery for Trump the Goblin!

0:00:54 > 0:00:56TRUMP FARTS

0:00:56 > 0:00:57Poo-whee!

0:00:57 > 0:01:00- Smelling ripe today, Trump. - Thanks!

0:01:00 > 0:01:01DIG BARKS

0:01:01 > 0:01:04Hey, Dig, dude! Want to play something?

0:01:04 > 0:01:06DIG GROWLS

0:01:06 > 0:01:08Chase the postie it is, then.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10DIG BARKS

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Ow! Dig!

0:01:14 > 0:01:15Quit it!

0:01:17 > 0:01:18Go, Luke!

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Three more for the high score.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25- Yeah!- Yeah!- Yeah!

0:01:27 > 0:01:28- Yeah!- Yeah!

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Ah! That's more like it.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34I'll never understand how the kids can relax by fighting...

0:01:34 > 0:01:36ZOMBIES!

0:01:36 > 0:01:39I do wish you'd use the front door, Doug.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Oh, sorry, Mrs W.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43I'm trying to get away from Dig.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45He's awful bitey today.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51Do try to relax, darling.

0:01:51 > 0:01:52I will, just as long as

0:01:52 > 0:01:55nothing else unexpected and scary happens tonight.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57HE SHRIEKS

0:01:58 > 0:02:00No! What happened?

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Whatever it was, it's not just us.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Whoa! Awesome!

0:02:07 > 0:02:08Now Dig can't see me.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11HE SHRIEKS

0:02:11 > 0:02:13But he can still smell me!

0:02:13 > 0:02:16CLANK! HE GROANS

0:02:16 > 0:02:19More power, No Name! Divert more power!

0:02:21 > 0:02:24Ha-ha! Finally I have enough power to operate

0:02:24 > 0:02:26my new money-counting machine.

0:02:26 > 0:02:30Counting all my money by hand was taking so long.

0:02:30 > 0:02:34Now, class, as we seem to have no electricity,

0:02:34 > 0:02:37I thought we should learn about where power used to come from

0:02:37 > 0:02:39- in Scream Street. - THEY GROAN

0:02:39 > 0:02:42This is a goblin gas converter.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44Farp, would you lend me a hand?

0:02:47 > 0:02:52So, once upon a time the pungent energy of goblin gas

0:02:52 > 0:02:55was harnessed to create electricity.

0:02:55 > 0:03:00Obviously it took a lot of goblin gas to power the whole town.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Plus it wasn't very kind to the poor goblins.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06Sir, can I open a window?

0:03:10 > 0:03:11What am I going to do?

0:03:11 > 0:03:16Without power I might have to read books or talk to my parents!

0:03:16 > 0:03:18It will be OK, Resus, you will survive.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20Luke, what are you doing with that?

0:03:20 > 0:03:24- I asked Skully if I could borrow it for a homework project.- What?

0:03:24 > 0:03:29Hey, Farp, buddy! We're, erm, all going back to my place for tea.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31- You want to come?- What?

0:03:34 > 0:03:35It's a nice idea,

0:03:35 > 0:03:39but we just don't think Farp's producing enough, you know, energy.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42Poor Farp, this hardly counts as inviting him for tea.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Oh, yes, it does.

0:03:44 > 0:03:45What is that?

0:03:45 > 0:03:50Only the finest food from the normal world - baked beans.

0:03:50 > 0:03:54Great for fibre, protein, and, more importantly, wind.

0:03:54 > 0:03:58Remind me, why exactly do we call it the "normal world" again?

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Thanks, Luke.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03FARP GUZZLES

0:04:03 > 0:04:05HE BURPS AND FARTS!

0:04:05 > 0:04:07- Wow!- Wind power!

0:04:10 > 0:04:14Funny, none of the neighbours' lights seem to be on.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17- Do you smell something? - Don't look at me!

0:04:17 > 0:04:20You can say it, I'm a genius.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22It's not very fair on Farp, is it?

0:04:22 > 0:04:25He's fine. He's got his beans and we've got power.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27It's win-win.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Yes, knockout!

0:04:29 > 0:04:30What?!

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Can I play?

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Er...

0:04:34 > 0:04:38Hey, Farp mate, you know what's even better than playing?

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Eating more beans.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44DAD SIGHS THEN SNIFFS

0:04:50 > 0:04:52FARP GUZZLES AND FARTS

0:04:55 > 0:04:57What?! He likes it!

0:04:58 > 0:05:01What's Sneer done with all the street lighting?

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Farp? Farp?

0:05:05 > 0:05:08- Oh, look where you're going! - Sorry, Mister.

0:05:14 > 0:05:18A surprise inspection at this time of night?

0:05:18 > 0:05:21It wouldn't be a surprise if I came in the daytime, would it?

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Now what are you doing about this blackout problem?

0:05:25 > 0:05:29Most of the town is in darkness. Fix it!

0:05:29 > 0:05:30HE WHISPERS

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Interesting.

0:05:32 > 0:05:36Mr McDread, have no fear, Mayor Otto is dealing with the crisis.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39No Name, entertain our guest.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Do we have to?

0:05:42 > 0:05:43It's a film.

0:05:44 > 0:05:45Three words.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48- FARP FARTS - Ah-ha!

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Yes, very cunning.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52All right, Dixon, let me down.

0:05:55 > 0:05:59Perhaps there's a way I can keep my counting machine running

0:05:59 > 0:06:02and get McDread off my back.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07DOORBELL RINGS

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Excuse me, have you seen...

0:06:10 > 0:06:12- HE SNIFFS - Farp!

0:06:12 > 0:06:13Dad!

0:06:15 > 0:06:17- Ooh!- Agh!

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Bride of Frankenstein?

0:06:20 > 0:06:23Curse of Frankenstein?

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Ghost of Frankenstein?

0:06:25 > 0:06:27It is Frankenstein something, right?

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Och!

0:06:30 > 0:06:35Lentils, cabbage, Brussels sprouts, excellent!

0:06:35 > 0:06:39- Dinner is served. - Oh, I am quite full.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Never turn down a free meal, Farp,

0:06:41 > 0:06:45and nice Mr Mayor has even given us special ankle bracelets.

0:06:47 > 0:06:48My pleasure.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Do I have to do this, boss?

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Yes, now turn back at once!

0:06:54 > 0:06:57HE GROANS

0:06:57 > 0:06:59GOBLINS FART

0:06:59 > 0:07:00First-class!

0:07:00 > 0:07:04Now to connect the goblin gas to the town supply...

0:07:04 > 0:07:06And we are in business.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Yes! About time!

0:07:13 > 0:07:16Erm, Farp left with his dad, right?

0:07:16 > 0:07:18That's not good.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24I must say, Sneer, I'm impressed by how quickly you resolved the

0:07:24 > 0:07:29- blackout crisis.- Yes, thanks, I expect you'll want to be leaving.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31After a spot of dinner perhaps?

0:07:31 > 0:07:34Ah, splendid! I could eat a horse.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37I think I'd prefer to eat a horse.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Still, I am rather famished.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45- Do you smell gas? - Don't be embarrassed, sir!

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Happens to the best of us.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54ALL: Goblin gas!

0:07:57 > 0:07:59TOASTER FIZZLES

0:07:59 > 0:08:02KABOOM!

0:08:02 > 0:08:05I think there's something wrong with the toaster.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07EXPLOSIONS AND SHOUTING

0:08:07 > 0:08:09SKULLY GROANS

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Dr Skully, are you all right?

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Yes, I think so,

0:08:13 > 0:08:16although I haven't seen anything like this since

0:08:16 > 0:08:18the great goblin gas blast of 1829.

0:08:18 > 0:08:22- The what?- Goblin gas is terribly dangerous in large quantities.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24Almost blew the whole town up.

0:08:24 > 0:08:28Someone is powering the town on goblin gas again.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30I smell Otto.

0:08:33 > 0:08:37I can't believe that Otto would just use Farp like that.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Really?

0:08:39 > 0:08:42OK, maybe that's sort of exactly what I did, but anyway,

0:08:42 > 0:08:43let's go rescue some goblins.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47I knew I could smell gas!

0:08:47 > 0:08:51Haven't you heard? Green energy is all the rage.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Why do I always have to...?

0:08:54 > 0:08:56- Hi!- What do you want?

0:08:56 > 0:08:59You've won a green prize for services to the environment.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03No, it's... Oh, wow.

0:09:03 > 0:09:04It's here somewhere.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08- Luke!- Shh!

0:09:08 > 0:09:09I've come to rescue you.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11But we haven't had dessert yet.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13You have to come now, I'll explain later.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Oi! Come back here!

0:09:18 > 0:09:20HE GROANS

0:09:23 > 0:09:24KABOOM!

0:09:24 > 0:09:27Ah! That'll do! That's green, sort of.

0:09:28 > 0:09:32Is this new green energy of yours entirely safe, Sneer?

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Luke, come on!

0:09:36 > 0:09:37Hang on, I'll try and switch it off.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46OK, I probably shouldn't have done that.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49HE GASPS Oh-oh!

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Oh!

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Oh, no!

0:09:59 > 0:10:01She's going to blow!

0:10:01 > 0:10:04Hey, come back with my goblins!

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Wait, what's going to blow?

0:10:06 > 0:10:08KABOOM!

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Phew, that was close!

0:10:17 > 0:10:19No! My money!

0:10:19 > 0:10:21My beautiful money!

0:10:21 > 0:10:24What is the meaning of this?!

0:10:25 > 0:10:28Ha! Well, that's cheered me right up!

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Electricity bill for you.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35Eh?

0:10:35 > 0:10:38- CRUNCH! - Ya-ah-ooh!

0:10:38 > 0:10:40You can say what you like about Otto,

0:10:40 > 0:10:43but he does have a lot of energy!

0:10:43 > 0:10:45FART! Eww!