0:00:02 > 0:00:03# He was a kid who didn't fit in
0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Got a wolf living inside under his skin
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# When he's angry his body sprouts hair
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# So he got a ticket You'll never guess where
0:00:10 > 0:00:14# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street
0:00:14 > 0:00:19# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Next door's a vampire, maybe not
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# 4,000 years old but her body won't rot
0:00:28 > 0:00:31# Yeah, being a freak is totally normal
0:00:31 > 0:00:33# When everyone's freaky paranormal
0:00:33 > 0:00:37# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street
0:00:37 > 0:00:41# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street
0:00:41 > 0:00:43# Scream Street, Scream Street. #
0:00:45 > 0:00:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:49 > 0:00:55Now, listen to me. What did one eye say to the other eye?
0:00:55 > 0:00:57- You've got a nerve. - LAUGHTER
0:00:57 > 0:01:01I know, I know. Here's one. Why did the chicken cross the road?
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Because it saw me. I mean, you would, wouldn't you?
0:01:03 > 0:01:05HE LAUGHS
0:01:05 > 0:01:08That's a first, I've never seen anyone actually
0:01:08 > 0:01:10- laugh their head off before. - LAUGHTER
0:01:10 > 0:01:13I've never seen Otto laugh before.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16Now, listen to me, simmer down, you lot, simmer down.
0:01:16 > 0:01:20Oh, I'D give you a piece of my mind, but it's all I've got left.
0:01:20 > 0:01:21DOOR SWINGS OPEN
0:01:21 > 0:01:24What time do YOU call this? Time to buy a brain?
0:01:24 > 0:01:28- Sorry, I got the start time wrong. - What's your name, son?- It's Luke.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31- Puke? OK, Puke. - LAUGHTER
0:01:31 > 0:01:32Now, listen to me.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35You want to see my brain, look in the jar.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38You want to see Puke's brain, use a microscope.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41LAUGHTER Hey, guys!
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Whatever.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Now, listen to me, a zombie walks into a shop...
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Any chance of a refund?
0:01:49 > 0:01:50No, didn't think so.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Now, listen to me...
0:01:52 > 0:01:54COCKEREL CROWS
0:01:54 > 0:01:59Dixon, what did I say about turning into a cockerel in the morning?
0:01:59 > 0:02:01COCKEREL CROWS
0:02:01 > 0:02:03- Sorry.- Oh, my gold mayor chain!
0:02:03 > 0:02:05I've been robbed!
0:02:06 > 0:02:11Hey, dude, turn that frown upside down. Huh!
0:02:11 > 0:02:13HE LAUGHS
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Someone burgled my chain! I won't stand for it.
0:02:16 > 0:02:21Yeah, nobody steals stuff around here, apart from Otto.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Not that Otto has ever stolen anything.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25- OTTO GROWLS - Oops.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28- Was it you, vampire?- What? - I hope you've got an alibi.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32LUKE GASPS
0:02:34 > 0:02:36What's he up to?
0:02:36 > 0:02:42Whoa, it looks like someone turned the world upside down. Hulla-culla.
0:02:42 > 0:02:47- Huh? Now, where did he go? - Bandits! I've been robbed!
0:02:47 > 0:02:52Someone's taken my priceless collection of toenail clippings.
0:02:52 > 0:02:53Doesn't seem likely.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56I keep them in a solid gold box.
0:02:56 > 0:02:57Hm.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Oh, hey, it's the giggle twins.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03- Yeah, thanks for that, by the way. - Yeah, sorry.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06The funny thing about Brian is even when he wasn't being funny,
0:03:06 > 0:03:09- he seemed really funny.- Whatever.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11I'm pretty sure the guy's a thief.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Well, there's stuff missing and I saw him creeping around.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18- That's not exactly proof.- But we don't blame you for not liking him.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20I mean, he was pretty harsh on you, Puke.
0:03:20 > 0:03:24It's not about that, I saw Brian acting suspiciously.
0:03:24 > 0:03:28Me too! He was snooping around my ornamental garden.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31There, see? Brian is the thief, and I'll prove it.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36- RESUS GASPS - Er...
0:03:37 > 0:03:40- HE LAUGHS - Awesome sauce.
0:03:40 > 0:03:41Oh!
0:03:41 > 0:03:45- BRIAN'S VOICE: - Wow, what just happened?
0:03:45 > 0:03:49This isn't my body, this isn't my voice, man!
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Whoa, far out!
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Oh, that's better, lost me voice for a second.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00What do you call a zombie with no voice?
0:04:00 > 0:04:03- An improvement.- Good one.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05I know, I've got loads.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08MOANING
0:04:08 > 0:04:12- I've been robbed!- Huh, what's happening?- We've just been robbed!
0:04:12 > 0:04:15And we want a word with Brian Brain.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19I told them all what you saw, Luke. We'll get him.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Hang on, if you were just robbed, then it can't have been Brian,
0:04:22 > 0:04:24because I was watching him the whole time,
0:04:24 > 0:04:28- he didn't go anywhere near our house.- There he is, get him!
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Now, listen to me... Ahh!
0:04:30 > 0:04:34- Got him!- Lock him up.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36But he didn't do it, he can't have done.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39I'll have him thrown into the underland,
0:04:39 > 0:04:42just as soon as he's told me where me chain is.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45But it wasn't him, I'll prove it.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50Dixon, follow him. He can't be trusted.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Besides, he may find my chain
0:04:52 > 0:04:55and I wouldn't mind some of the other stolen stuff either.
0:05:03 > 0:05:04Huh?
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Eurgh!
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Now, listen to me, my guard's got no nose.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14How does he smell?
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Terrible. Probably, I wouldn't know, I haven't got a nose either.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Tough crowd.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23KNOCK ON DOOR Huh?
0:05:24 > 0:05:27- Luke, what's up?- It's Brian, they've locked him up for the thefts,
0:05:27 > 0:05:29but I know he didn't do it.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32This is the same Brian you were accusing just an hour ago?
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Yeah, I might have been wrong about that.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Wow, there's a first time for everything.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Come on, we need to prove he's not the thief.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43Oh, no, it looks like Resus's house has been robbed too.
0:05:46 > 0:05:47Huh?
0:05:50 > 0:05:51Eurgh!
0:05:52 > 0:05:57There's loads missing. One person couldn't have taken everything.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Maybe if they took a few trips, but then someone would have seen them.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Get off!
0:06:02 > 0:06:04DOG BARKS
0:06:04 > 0:06:07LUKE SNIFFS
0:06:10 > 0:06:13There's a weird, disgusting smell. It's coming from over there.
0:06:15 > 0:06:19- Oh!- Getting closer.
0:06:19 > 0:06:24Resus, you're the thief?
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Of course he's not the thief. He wouldn't burgle his own house.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30We'll let Otto be the judge of that. No Name!
0:06:30 > 0:06:33- I knew I was being followed. - What's going on?
0:06:33 > 0:06:37- Ahh!- Don't worry, Resus, we'll track down the real thief.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40We'd better, he could get thrown into the underlands with Brian.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Do you have to stare like that?
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Well, no, I could stare at you like this...
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Oh, that's... No.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57There's that same horrible stink,
0:06:57 > 0:07:00lots of trails coming from different directions.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03- From all the different robberies, maybe?- They all lead that way.
0:07:06 > 0:07:11- Eugh, toxic! - Oi! Keep off my beautiful garden.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Oh, this is most definitely where the bad smell is coming from,
0:07:14 > 0:07:18- it stinks.- Exactly, so it's the perfect hiding place.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Stop, you're ruining it!
0:07:23 > 0:07:26I'm sorry, but there's been a miscarriage of justice.
0:07:26 > 0:07:31- Ah-ha! Check this out.- Otto's chain! And it glows in the dark.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34All the stolen stuff is under there
0:07:34 > 0:07:36and I think I know how to find the real thief.
0:07:36 > 0:07:42Eugh, you really stink and I've got a bandage over my nose.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Why should I help you? I already have both the thieves.
0:07:45 > 0:07:49Because you have the wrong people and it's the right thing to do.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53- Hm.- OK, because I know where your chain is.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55I'm all ears, wolf boy.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58I need you to gather everyone here at Sneer Hall.
0:07:59 > 0:08:04- Don't worry, I can prove that you are innocent.- Really? Interesting.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08OK, everyone, I've brought you here to unmask the thief.
0:08:08 > 0:08:13Ooh, the entertainment in Scream Street has really improved.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16- First comedy, now drama.- Ssh!
0:08:16 > 0:08:19The stolen goods were hidden underneath Mr Crudley's toxic dump.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22HE CLEARS THROAT I mean, beautiful garden.
0:08:23 > 0:08:28And whoever put it there will be covered in beautiful gunk
0:08:28 > 0:08:29which glows in the dark,
0:08:29 > 0:08:33so Cleo, lights, please, and let's reveal the thief.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37COLLECTIVE GASP
0:08:37 > 0:08:38Um...Cleo.
0:08:40 > 0:08:44- I always knew you were a bad apple. - How dare you?
0:08:44 > 0:08:50- Austin, how could you? - How could I?!- I didn't do anything.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Stop, everyone. Listen to me.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55- Now, listen to me. Back off! - EVERYONE GOES QUIET
0:08:55 > 0:08:59- Huh?!- Er, I mean, now, listen to me, carry on as you were.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02ARGUMENTS CONTINUE
0:09:02 > 0:09:05You hypnotised them! You ARE the thief!
0:09:05 > 0:09:08You hypnotised people during your show!
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Oh, you'd have got me too if I hadn't left.
0:09:10 > 0:09:14That's right, Puke, they robbed themselves,
0:09:14 > 0:09:16they'll do whatever I tell them to.
0:09:16 > 0:09:17Now, listen to me -
0:09:17 > 0:09:19attack Luke!
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Oh, no. No, I don't want to hurt you.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24LOW GROWLING
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Now, listen to me, flatten him!
0:09:27 > 0:09:30No, no, listen to me, leave me alone!
0:09:30 > 0:09:33They'll only listen to my voice, son.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Of course!
0:09:36 > 0:09:38What are you doing? No, no, no! Stop!
0:09:38 > 0:09:42- BRIAN'S VOICE:- Now listen to me, stop attacking Luke.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Now listen to me, snap out of it!
0:09:46 > 0:09:49- GASPING - What happened?
0:09:49 > 0:09:52- You're sitting on my head, that's what's happened.- Sorry.
0:09:52 > 0:09:57Now listen to me, don't let Brian get away.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01- Ha-ha! Now who's laughing? - LOW GROWLING
0:10:03 > 0:10:07For crimes against the people of Scream Street
0:10:07 > 0:10:10and against comedy - I've heard some of your jokes -
0:10:10 > 0:10:13you are banished to the underland.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16On the count of three.
0:10:16 > 0:10:17One... Huh!
0:10:19 > 0:10:22I love doing that. Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:10:22 > 0:10:24And the voice box, Luke.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Yeah, but maybe one last go.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30Now listen to me, Otto, bang your head on the tree.
0:10:30 > 0:10:34- Ow! Ow! Ow!- Do you mind?!
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Quit it! Enough!
0:10:37 > 0:10:40I think I'm going to miss this.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44THEY LAUGH