Summer Sucks!

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03# He was a kid who didn't fit in

0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Got a wolf living inside under his skin

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# When he's angry his body sprouts hair

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# So he got a ticket to you'll never guess where

0:00:10 > 0:00:14# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:14 > 0:00:19# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Next-door's a vampire, maybe not

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# 4,000 years old but her body won't rot

0:00:28 > 0:00:31# Yeah, being a freak is totally normal

0:00:31 > 0:00:33# When everyone's freaky paranormal

0:00:33 > 0:00:37# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:37 > 0:00:41# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:41 > 0:00:43# Scream Street, Scream Street. #

0:00:43 > 0:00:45EVIL CACKLE

0:00:52 > 0:00:54It is hot as hell!

0:00:54 > 0:00:59Actually, I expect Hell is somewhat cooler than Scream Street.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02- Oh! Want a cold drink? - Oh, yes, please.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05- Argh!- Sorry, Mr W.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08It's the only way I could cool down.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11- Out!- Aw! OK.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15If there's one thing I hate more than the heat, it's the...

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Ow! ..mosquitoes!

0:01:17 > 0:01:20Why am I the only one who always gets bitten?!

0:01:20 > 0:01:23Be thankful. At least someone thinks you're still tasty.

0:01:23 > 0:01:24Ow!

0:01:24 > 0:01:26I hate summer!

0:01:26 > 0:01:31And there we have it, students - the discombobulator!

0:01:31 > 0:01:34- THEY SIGH - Sorry, am I boring you?

0:01:34 > 0:01:37No, Dr Scully, it's just so hot.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40You do not want to be wrapped up like a mummy on a day like this.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43So, who can tell me what a discombobulator actually does?

0:01:43 > 0:01:45Oh! Oh! Farr! Farr!

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Does it discombobulate stuff?

0:01:48 > 0:01:50Very good, Farr. It does indeed.

0:01:50 > 0:01:54It separates things into their component parts.

0:01:54 > 0:01:58But it can also combobulate bits and bobs. Observe!

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Some strawberries, a block of ice

0:02:03 > 0:02:06and finally, some lolly sticks!

0:02:09 > 0:02:13And, hey presto, just what the doctor ordered!

0:02:13 > 0:02:15- Thank you!- Yummy!- Cool! - Have a great weekend!

0:02:15 > 0:02:19Ooo, and don't forget to put plenty of suntan lotion on.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22If you've got any skin, that is.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27I can't believe you cut yourself shaving again.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30Shaving's not easy when you can't see yourself in the mirror!

0:02:30 > 0:02:34Oh, I'm sorry. It's this heat, it's driving me mad!

0:02:34 > 0:02:35Hey, girl.

0:02:35 > 0:02:39If only we could fly up to the cool mountains for the weekend.

0:02:39 > 0:02:44Oh, that would be wonderful! Sadly, one of us can't fly.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46Oh! One of us can hear you!

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Oh, don't take it the wrong way.

0:02:48 > 0:02:52You can't go away because I'm not a proper vampire, right?

0:02:52 > 0:02:53You both need to cool down.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55I can't! It's too hot!

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Ah, that's better!

0:03:00 > 0:03:04Oh, great! Turn into a bat, why don't you? Rub it in!

0:03:06 > 0:03:09- Ah! You nasty bloodsucker! - What did you just call me?

0:03:09 > 0:03:11I was talking to the mosquito!

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Oh, right. Sorry.

0:03:14 > 0:03:18Watch this. It always used to make you giggle when you were a baby.

0:03:20 > 0:03:25Ha-ha! See? Mozzies can't handle my supercharged vampire blood.

0:03:25 > 0:03:29Oh. But they'd be fine with mine? Nice!

0:03:29 > 0:03:31What did I say this time?!

0:03:31 > 0:03:33- DOOR SLAMS SHUT - Oh.

0:03:35 > 0:03:41- Nice and cool!- Oh-ho! Your new air con system really rocks, Eefa!

0:03:41 > 0:03:45- Hey, guys. - Oh, look, another dark cloud.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48Cheer up. You're in the only place that's cool and mozzie-free.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51All thanks to my new mosquito-zapper.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53It's very insect-friendly.

0:03:53 > 0:03:58It just locks onto the mosquito and relocates it a safe distance away.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02It's so specific to the mosquito DNA

0:04:02 > 0:04:05that it doesn't even send the blood the mosquito's been drinking.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08- So, where are they sent to? - I'm not sure exactly.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Ooo! Ow! Argh!

0:04:12 > 0:04:15Wherever are they all coming from?!

0:04:15 > 0:04:19We've got an anti-mozzie device in our house, too. It's called Dad.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21They're so busy eating him, they don't bother us.

0:04:21 > 0:04:25My dad's blood makes mozzies explode in a screaming ball of fire.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27No way! That is beyond cool!

0:04:27 > 0:04:32I'd do pretty much anything to get pure vampire blood into my veins.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Oh!

0:04:35 > 0:04:38Hey, girl. Where did you go?

0:04:38 > 0:04:41A-ha! There it is!

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Ah!

0:04:45 > 0:04:47It's OK, girl, I know what I'm doing.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03FIZZING

0:05:03 > 0:05:04PING!

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Oh! Yes!

0:05:10 > 0:05:13Oh, I feel...different!

0:05:13 > 0:05:14I feel more alive!

0:05:16 > 0:05:18You should apologise.

0:05:18 > 0:05:23I'll probably just say the wrong thing again, but I'll have a go.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Whoohoo!

0:05:25 > 0:05:28- Hi, guys!- Tomato juice, Resus?

0:05:28 > 0:05:32Actually, you know, I fancy a nice glass of O Positive.

0:05:32 > 0:05:33THEY GASP

0:05:35 > 0:05:39Huh! Next you'll be wanting my raw bacon butty! Huh?

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Mm! Mm! Mm! Pass the congealed blood!

0:05:46 > 0:05:49Yeah! Mm! Mm! Laters!

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Did that just happen?

0:05:51 > 0:05:54- You do know I'm not actually your Egyptian slave, right?- Absolutely.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57Now, quiet and keep fanning!

0:05:57 > 0:06:00Hi, guys! How's tricks? Good? Yeah? Yeah? Good!

0:06:00 > 0:06:03Well, yeah, me, I'm feeling fantastic, since you ask.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05Thank you! Really buzzing!

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Hold on. Rewind a second.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09GOBBLEDYGOOK

0:06:09 > 0:06:12What happened to Mr I Hate My Life?

0:06:12 > 0:06:17He got a life! Meet the new me, king of the world! Yeah? King Resus!

0:06:17 > 0:06:20Or, rather, Count Resus! Cos I feel a whole lot more vampirey!

0:06:20 > 0:06:22Yeah, you LOOK a whole lot more vampirey.

0:06:22 > 0:06:27- You're flying!- Yes! Yes! I can fly! Whoohoo!

0:06:27 > 0:06:29- Resus, what have you done? - What? What's the matter?

0:06:29 > 0:06:32Never seen a vampire fly before?

0:06:32 > 0:06:36Yeah, the thing is, your wings, they're not very bat-like.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Who cares? I can fly!

0:06:38 > 0:06:43Yes, but you couldn't yesterday, so what happened last night?

0:06:43 > 0:06:47Let's just say I've got a teeny bit of my father's blood in my veins.

0:06:47 > 0:06:51- You didn't bite your father?! - No. No, silly goose!

0:06:51 > 0:06:52I used the discombobulator!

0:06:52 > 0:06:55Resus, you can't mess with nature!

0:06:55 > 0:06:58Why not? Nature messed with me.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00THEY GASP

0:07:00 > 0:07:01What do they know?

0:07:02 > 0:07:06Oh! A-A-Argh! Argh!

0:07:08 > 0:07:12- Is everything OK?- Oh, fine, fine. Yes, fine, fine! In summary, fine!

0:07:12 > 0:07:15- I just hurt my hand a bit, hurt my hand a bit.- A bit?

0:07:15 > 0:07:16A-huh, a-huh, a-huh.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Got to go! Bye!

0:07:21 > 0:07:22Oh.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26Oh! Why have I still got a reflection?!

0:07:26 > 0:07:29Argh! Ow, my jaw!

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Argh! Ah!

0:07:31 > 0:07:36It's OK, Lulu, must be my real vampire fangs growing.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39Yep, that's what it is, vampire fangs!

0:07:39 > 0:07:41HE BUZZES

0:07:41 > 0:07:44DOORBELL

0:07:44 > 0:07:47- We need to see Resus. - Is everything OK?

0:07:47 > 0:07:50Yeah, yeah. Er...yeah. It's all good.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52THEY GASP

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Where's he gone?

0:07:54 > 0:07:56I have no idea.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58But the wolf will.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00RESUS BUZZES

0:08:08 > 0:08:10BOTH: Resus?! RESUS BUZZES

0:08:10 > 0:08:12BOTH: Is that you?

0:08:12 > 0:08:15Oh! What is going on down here?!

0:08:15 > 0:08:19Ooo! On second thoughts, I don't need to know.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22- Resus must have got himself mixed up with a mozzie.- You don't say?

0:08:22 > 0:08:25And it looks like he just discombobulated

0:08:25 > 0:08:26the discombobulator.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28RESUS BUZZES

0:08:29 > 0:08:33I really wouldn't recommend werewolf blood, Resus, mate.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35It's a bit spicy.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38Hey, don't look at me! I'm a bug-free zone!

0:08:41 > 0:08:42Where's he off to now?!

0:08:42 > 0:08:45Probably after a tastier meal!

0:08:45 > 0:08:47My dad! Quick!

0:08:47 > 0:08:50- Oh! Oh! - Try to make it to the safe room!

0:08:50 > 0:08:54Argh! Easier said than done!

0:08:54 > 0:08:56A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-Argh!

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Leave my husband alone!

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Whaa!

0:09:01 > 0:09:04How do you get rid of a mozzie that size!

0:09:04 > 0:09:06- Bigger fly swat?- Eefa's zapper!

0:09:06 > 0:09:10It only transports mosquito DNA. It should separate them!

0:09:10 > 0:09:14- Help, please!- We need to get it away from Dad.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16I'm on it!

0:09:17 > 0:09:20- Jump on!- Argh!

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Argh!

0:09:26 > 0:09:27Wh-aa-aa!

0:09:27 > 0:09:29A-A-A-A-A-Argh!

0:09:29 > 0:09:32- Argh!- Argh!

0:09:35 > 0:09:37RESUS BUZZES

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Something's wrong! He's burning up!

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Must be the vampire blood!

0:09:41 > 0:09:42But he's going to explode!

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Argh!

0:09:44 > 0:09:47Leave my dad alone!

0:09:47 > 0:09:49HE GROWLS

0:09:49 > 0:09:52Wh-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa! Eurgh.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Come with me if you want to live.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59RESUS BUZZES

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Oh, no! Resus!

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Hyah!

0:10:09 > 0:10:11- Ohhhhhh!- Ssh!

0:10:11 > 0:10:12What, you're just leaving me here?!

0:10:14 > 0:10:16- SHE GASPS - Whoa!

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Cool or not cooler?

0:10:18 > 0:10:20Good mozzie, nice mozzie.

0:10:22 > 0:10:23Yargh!

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Hyah!

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Oof! Argh! Don't bite me!

0:10:27 > 0:10:30What are you talking about?

0:10:32 > 0:10:34- BUZZING - A-A-A-A-Argh!

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Is anyone going to tell me what just happened?

0:10:37 > 0:10:40Oh, nothing out of the ordinary, Resus.

0:10:40 > 0:10:41You've just been really bugging us.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43THEY LAUGH

0:10:43 > 0:10:45I don't get it.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49HOWLING

0:10:52 > 0:10:54EVIL CACKLE

0:10:54 > 0:10:56SCREAMING

0:10:58 > 0:11:00EVIL CACKLE