Grampy Vampy

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03# He was a kid who didn't fit in

0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Got a wolf living inside under his skin

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# When he's angry his body sprouts hair

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# So he got a ticket to you'll never guess where

0:00:10 > 0:00:14# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:14 > 0:00:19# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street... #

0:00:19 > 0:00:20EVIL CACKLE

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Next door's a vampire, maybe not

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# 4,000 years old but her body won't rot

0:00:28 > 0:00:31# Yeah, being a freak is totally normal

0:00:31 > 0:00:33# When everyone's freaky paranormal

0:00:33 > 0:00:37# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:37 > 0:00:41# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:41 > 0:00:43# Scream Street, Scream Street. #

0:00:43 > 0:00:44EVIL CACKLE

0:00:44 > 0:00:49I'm so glad you're finally fixing that creak.

0:00:51 > 0:00:52That's much better!

0:00:56 > 0:00:57Argh! Ah! Ah! Argh!

0:00:57 > 0:01:00- ALSTON LAUGHS - Screaming Fool!

0:01:00 > 0:01:04Very funny! I thought Screaming Fool's Day was next week?

0:01:04 > 0:01:08G.H.O.U.L moved the date forward. What a brilliant prank!

0:01:08 > 0:01:11Oh, grow up, Alston, you're 335!

0:01:11 > 0:01:15Yes, but you make me feel 325.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17SHE GIGGLES

0:01:17 > 0:01:19Eurgh!

0:01:20 > 0:01:23Ah! This will have to do.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27- PARP! - Argh!

0:01:27 > 0:01:28LAUGHTER

0:01:28 > 0:01:32I hate Screaming Fool's Day! Who is responsible for this?

0:01:32 > 0:01:33THEY SNIGGER

0:01:33 > 0:01:38Oh! Camel bladder? Cleo Farr, this is your last warning!

0:01:38 > 0:01:40- PARP! - Cleo, detention!

0:01:40 > 0:01:44That wasn't me! Farp's got a built-in whoopee cushion.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47- Argh!- Looks like you've got a screw loose, Resus. Ha-ha!

0:01:47 > 0:01:51I climbed through the window at 6am to do that, but it was worth it.

0:01:51 > 0:01:55The next person to pull a Screaming Fool's Day prank is in big trouble!

0:01:55 > 0:01:57- PARP! - Ow!

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Screaming Fool! Ha-ha!

0:02:00 > 0:02:03Right, that's it! Give it here!

0:02:11 > 0:02:13You're not getting those back for a week!

0:02:13 > 0:02:15He's locked up Great-Grampy Vampy!

0:02:15 > 0:02:19- Hang on, those snapping fangs are your relative?- Yes!

0:02:19 > 0:02:23Great-Grampy got so old, he crumbled away until only his fangs were left.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26But he's still an active and useful member of society.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30- Thanks, Grampy! - You'll get him back in a week.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33Mum's taking him to the dentist before then!

0:02:33 > 0:02:35If I don't put him back, I'm a dead man!

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Oh! No offence.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39None taken, dude.

0:02:39 > 0:02:40Oh, I'd love to help,

0:02:40 > 0:02:43but I need to stick my backside in a bucket of ice.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45And I've got something really important to do.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48SHE GIGGLES

0:02:48 > 0:02:51Oh, guys, this is serious! Argh!

0:02:51 > 0:02:54What if there was someone who could help you get your grampy back?

0:02:54 > 0:02:57- Like, er...a me someone, I mean. - Really?

0:02:57 > 0:03:00He's obviously very important to you.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03He's the only one in my family who doesn't make fun of me.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06- He can't talk, can he? - Well, there is that.

0:03:08 > 0:03:12- So, where's Eefa?- At her class - Flamenco Dancing for Witches.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16How are we going to break into the confiscation cupboard?

0:03:16 > 0:03:20I can do a portal spell, easy...ish.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23Right. Obviously, I know what a portal spell is,

0:03:23 > 0:03:26but explain it to me so I know that you know.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29This old tea towel is, like, the universe, yeah?

0:03:29 > 0:03:33A portal spell makes, like, a tunnel between two points in the universe.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35So this tea stain is the emporium,

0:03:35 > 0:03:38- this old blob of jam is the confiscation cupboard.- A-huh.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41- And what's that? - That's a squashed spider.- Right.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43- And is that important?- No.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46Look, all I do is magic a tiny, little tear

0:03:46 > 0:03:49in the fabric of space in the stockroom here.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54Then I should be able to make the portal open into Skully's

0:03:54 > 0:03:56cupboard...here.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58- Oh.- That seems safe(!)

0:03:58 > 0:04:04The universe is more robust than an old tea towel, Resus, trust me, OK?

0:04:07 > 0:04:09A pinch of this, a splash of that,

0:04:09 > 0:04:11some mermaid's toenail,

0:04:11 > 0:04:13slugs' eyes and a squashed spider.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Oh!

0:04:20 > 0:04:22- Cool!- Right.

0:04:22 > 0:04:27Just need to concentrate very hard, or my other portal will come out.

0:04:27 > 0:04:31Now, stick your hand in and get back Grampy!

0:04:35 > 0:04:39Hey! This is from my bedroom! Er...someone's bedroom!

0:04:39 > 0:04:43Sorry. I think I just need to, like, focus harder.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Try it now!

0:04:49 > 0:04:50Huh?

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Argh!

0:04:52 > 0:04:54- No.- Sorry! Sorry.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57Mmmmmmmmmm. Try now.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Argh! Hot! Slimy!

0:05:00 > 0:05:03Tell me that wasn't the Underlands!

0:05:03 > 0:05:06- That wasn't the Underlands? - OK, I'm going home.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09Wait! Let me try one last time. Mmmmm.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15- PARP! - That wasn't me.

0:05:15 > 0:05:19Cleo's whoopie cushion! Ow!

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Grampy Vampy! Oh, thanks, Luella!

0:05:23 > 0:05:26Sorry I ever doubted you. Mwah!

0:05:26 > 0:05:28- Oooh! - PARP!

0:05:41 > 0:05:45- Where is it? Luella? Where's my pot of slugs' eyes?!- Er...

0:05:45 > 0:05:49It was right next to this scroll. Hey, where's the scroll gone?

0:05:49 > 0:05:51- Luella?! - DOOR SLAMS SHUT

0:05:51 > 0:05:54- Oh, great(!) - Well, I didn't take them!

0:05:54 > 0:05:57Resus, you're the only one who was in the emporium last night,

0:05:57 > 0:06:00except me and, obvs, I didn't take them.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03Huh. Wait there.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06Either of you guys know anything about a break-in at the emporium?

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Some magic things are missing.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Why would I rob the emporium?

0:06:10 > 0:06:12For a Screaming Fool's prank.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15- I mean, you broke into the school, so...- That was different.

0:06:15 > 0:06:19- That was funny.- Don't look at me. My game is far more sophisticated.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22All right. Well, if you hear anything, let me... Argh!

0:06:22 > 0:06:25THEY LAUGH Screaming Fool's Day was yesterday!

0:06:26 > 0:06:29Well, no sign of break-in. Luella...

0:06:29 > 0:06:32..you did close the portal, didn't you?

0:06:32 > 0:06:34- SMASH! - Oh!

0:06:36 > 0:06:41- Eefa!- Can't hold on! Argh!

0:06:43 > 0:06:48- Luella, did you make a portal spell to the Underlands?- Not on purpose.

0:06:48 > 0:06:52Just a teeny-tiny one. I meant to close it, but I got castrac...

0:06:52 > 0:06:53I mean, distracted.

0:06:53 > 0:06:57Whoever was on the end of that arm has strong magic powers.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00I think they've been stealing my ingredients!

0:07:00 > 0:07:03- Why would they want them? - Why do you think?!

0:07:03 > 0:07:07To turn the tiny portal into a big one! Big enough to...

0:07:07 > 0:07:09ALL GASP

0:07:10 > 0:07:12- Y-a-a-a-a-a-a-argh!- BOTH: Eefa!

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Argh!

0:07:19 > 0:07:23- What does he want?! - I'm guessing a new head!

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Come on!

0:07:35 > 0:07:37SMASH! A-A-A-Argh!

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Do you really need a head?

0:07:41 > 0:07:43I mean, don't think of it as being head-less,

0:07:43 > 0:07:46think of it more as being body-full.

0:07:46 > 0:07:50- Whaa!- Oh!- OK, I'll try not to take that personally. Hm!

0:07:51 > 0:07:53The portal!

0:07:53 > 0:07:56- Just make sure we don't end up in the Underlands!- I'll do my best.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01THEY YELL

0:08:01 > 0:08:03- Oh!- Resus?

0:08:04 > 0:08:08I've no idea whose this is either. Huh!

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Let's get some help!

0:08:10 > 0:08:14Hello? Anybody here?

0:08:14 > 0:08:18Oo-er! I'll come back later!

0:08:18 > 0:08:21Guys! Guys! Headless monster! Portal!

0:08:21 > 0:08:23Tear in the fabric of space! Help!

0:08:23 > 0:08:26- Er...Screaming Fool's Day was yesterday.- Argh!

0:08:27 > 0:08:30Help m-e-e-e-e-e!

0:08:30 > 0:08:33- Whoa!- What is that?!

0:08:34 > 0:08:36- Grrrrrrrr!- Hiyah!

0:08:40 > 0:08:42- Sorry about that, sir. - Given the circumstances...

0:08:42 > 0:08:45I got this! Hy...

0:08:45 > 0:08:46Ooo!

0:08:46 > 0:08:49Y-a-a-a-argh! Oof!

0:08:49 > 0:08:51I'm stuck!

0:08:51 > 0:08:52HE SNARLS

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Argh!

0:08:58 > 0:09:00- Whoa!- This is all my fault!

0:09:00 > 0:09:04No, it's not. It's mine.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06- Oh.- Excuse me, sir.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09Oh, not again!

0:09:09 > 0:09:11What are you doing?!

0:09:11 > 0:09:14Oi, No-Head, look at this lovely, boney bonce over here!

0:09:14 > 0:09:17Wouldn't it look great on your stupid shoulders?

0:09:21 > 0:09:23- Cleo, I need to borrow a bandage! - Sure!

0:09:23 > 0:09:26Loving this reckless-action-hero vibe, by the way.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29When I jump into the Underlands, I'll remember to say something cool.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31When you what?

0:09:32 > 0:09:36Luella, concentrate on the Underlands!

0:09:37 > 0:09:40- Mmmmmmm!- Huh! Something cool!

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Whoa!

0:09:46 > 0:09:48THEY GRUNT

0:09:52 > 0:09:54THEY GASP

0:09:57 > 0:10:01- Yay!- Oh, yeah!- Ooo, I've never been happier to see you, Resus!

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Which, admittedly, isn't saying much.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06THEY GRUNT

0:10:06 > 0:10:10Quick, the portal, we need to close it back up.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12- How?- Hm. No time to cast a spell.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Ha-ha! Nice one, Grampy!

0:10:17 > 0:10:21So, I'm, like, really sorry about the whole portal thing, Auntie Eefa.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24Actually, Luella, portal spells are very tricky.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26I'm impressed you pulled it off.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29- So impressed, I won't punish you. - Seriously?!

0:10:29 > 0:10:32- No! You're grounded for the next 50 years!- Oh.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34THEY LAUGH

0:10:34 > 0:10:35Now, look after the shop,

0:10:35 > 0:10:39I'm off to flamenco class with my new castanets.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Come on, Grampy.

0:10:42 > 0:10:43THEY LAUGH

0:10:47 > 0:10:49HOWLING

0:10:52 > 0:10:54EVIL CACKLE

0:10:54 > 0:10:56SCREAMING

0:10:58 > 0:11:00EVIL CACKLE