0:00:02 > 0:00:03# He was a kid who didn't fit in
0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Got a wolf living inside under his skin
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# When he's angry his body sprouts hair
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# So he got a ticket you'll never guess where
0:00:10 > 0:00:14# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street
0:00:14 > 0:00:19# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Next door's a vampire, maybe not
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# 4,000 years old but her body won't rot
0:00:28 > 0:00:31# Yeah, being a freak is totally normal
0:00:31 > 0:00:33# When everyone's freaky paranormal
0:00:33 > 0:00:37# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street
0:00:37 > 0:00:41# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street
0:00:41 > 0:00:43# Scream Street, Scream Street. #
0:00:46 > 0:00:50You can do this, Resus. You can do this!
0:00:51 > 0:00:54Come on! Argh!
0:00:54 > 0:00:55ARGH!
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Yes, smashed it! Resus rocks.
0:00:58 > 0:01:02When you're done playing in the pet cemetery?
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Maybe you want to try the real thing.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Hi-yah!
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Ah-yah!
0:01:08 > 0:01:10- Cleo rocks!- Yeah.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12- Not bad.- Dig, no!
0:01:12 > 0:01:15I guess it's what Rex would have wanted.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20- OK, Crystal, you ready for this? - Crystal?
0:01:20 > 0:01:23- Yeah, I named her that cos she's smooth as ice.- What?
0:01:23 > 0:01:25OK, girl. Come on. Let's do this thing!
0:01:27 > 0:01:28Whoa!
0:01:30 > 0:01:34You should rename your skateboard Annette because you need one.
0:01:34 > 0:01:35Ha-ha-ha!
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Ew, goo!
0:01:39 > 0:01:41SUCTION
0:01:41 > 0:01:44This goo's nothing to worry about, Mrs and Mrs Negative.
0:01:44 > 0:01:48It's just some evil ectoplasm rising up through
0:01:48 > 0:01:49cracks from the Underlands.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52That sounds like something to worry about.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55It's perfectly normal for a property of this age.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57I mean, anything over 300 years old
0:01:57 > 0:02:00is going to be a bit past-it and rotten.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02We're both over 300!
0:02:02 > 0:02:04- What's your point? - THEY HISS
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Argh! Get back!
0:02:06 > 0:02:08If at first you don't succeed...
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Then serves you right for trying.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12I think that's how the saying goes.
0:02:15 > 0:02:16Ha-ha, yes!
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Oooowww!
0:02:19 > 0:02:24Wow. Oh, I can't believe it. Me? Skateboarder of the year?
0:02:24 > 0:02:30Well, I'd like to thank the judges, my parents, and of course Crystal.
0:02:30 > 0:02:31You're the best.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Mwah.
0:02:33 > 0:02:34HE RETCHES
0:02:34 > 0:02:38Which brings me on to item number 73.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41No sleeping during conference calls.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Yes! What? Yes! What?
0:02:44 > 0:02:46And item 74,
0:02:46 > 0:02:50- I trust you're keeping the ectoplasm tank in good repair.- Yes, of course.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54- Are we done now? - Sneer, I am deadly serious.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57The Underlands ectoplasm is pure evil.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00It can possess objects and wreak havoc.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04- That tank is our only way to contain it.- I know!
0:03:04 > 0:03:08Rest assured, Mr President, that tank couldn't be in better shape.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Oh, I hate welding jobs.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21They'll be talking about that trick for years, Crystal.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24What kind of weirdo gives their board a name and talks to it?
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Maybe a weirdo who just pulled off a 720 in a graveyard.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30OK, it was impressive, but do try and remember,
0:03:30 > 0:03:34Crystal is just a stupid plank of wood with wheels.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Ignore him, Crystal.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40The ectoplasm tank is all fixed, Boss!
0:03:40 > 0:03:44- And not a drip in sight. - Oh, I don't know.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47- I'm looking at one right now. - Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:03:47 > 0:03:48I don't get it.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55And we cleared up that goo in the living room that was seeping
0:03:55 > 0:03:56up from the Underlands.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00The Underlands? Goo? I think I need to talk to Luke.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02In the morning, my darkling.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04- Sweet dreams. - Ah, I guess it can wait.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10SNORING
0:04:19 > 0:04:21SNORING
0:04:21 > 0:04:22ROLLING
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Mum? Dad?
0:04:25 > 0:04:26Someone there?
0:04:26 > 0:04:28You go first.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Argh!
0:04:40 > 0:04:42There you go, Resus. Nothing broken.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Lucky for you, I'm something of an expert on bones.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48And I'm something of an expert on bandages.
0:04:48 > 0:04:49Thanks.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Now, try to keep your weight off it.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54And no more skateboarding down the stairs!
0:04:54 > 0:04:57I didn't skateboard down the stairs! It was the board!
0:04:57 > 0:04:59I'm always telling him to tidy up.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01It wasn't my board!
0:05:04 > 0:05:05At this point,
0:05:05 > 0:05:08you're just going to have to imagine that I'm storming out.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Luke!
0:05:11 > 0:05:13What happened to you?
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Your skateboard tried to kill me.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Sounds like you've got a bump on the head as well.
0:05:17 > 0:05:18No, it's true.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Skateboards don't try to kill people, even in Scream Street.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23One that was soaked in Underlands goo might.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25What are you on about?
0:05:25 > 0:05:26Yes, what are you on about?
0:05:26 > 0:05:28The goo in the graveyard!
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Come on. We need to check it out.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Er...
0:05:32 > 0:05:34- On second thoughts, you go. - Yeah.- Just hurry.
0:05:37 > 0:05:38OWL HOOTS
0:05:39 > 0:05:41WHEELS SQUEAKING
0:05:45 > 0:05:47WHEELS SQUEAKING
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Argh!
0:05:57 > 0:05:58Gah!
0:05:58 > 0:06:01That skateboard has got to go.
0:06:01 > 0:06:05Boss, you're back. President McDread wanted a word.
0:06:05 > 0:06:09- Oh, call him back and tell him I'm not in.- That might be difficult.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12How difficult is it to say Otto's not in?
0:06:12 > 0:06:14There, I've just said it. Easy!
0:06:14 > 0:06:18Sneer! Surprise inspection.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21I want to see the ectoplasm tank, just to be sure no-one's been
0:06:21 > 0:06:25siphoning off the budget for their own benefit.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Ha-ha-ha! The very thought.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30You got me into this mess.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32You're going to have to get me out of it!
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Now, is there anything I've forgotten from the shopping list?
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Oh, yes. A mallet.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50- Right, where is it?- What? - Your skateboard.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52It tried to kill me too.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56OK, well, there's obviously a reasonable explanation.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59- Where is it?- Well, I don't know. I can't find her either.- A-ha!
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Gone off on her own, has she?
0:07:01 > 0:07:04She's a skateboard, Resus. She can't move on her own.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Huh?
0:07:06 > 0:07:07Oh, yeah? Look!
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Ow... Right behind you! Ow....
0:07:14 > 0:07:16DOG WHINES
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Believe us now, do you?
0:07:18 > 0:07:21OK, so she can move, but why would she want to hurt you?
0:07:21 > 0:07:24I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Crystal! Here, girl.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28- Gah!- Argh!
0:07:30 > 0:07:34Ah, very impressive, Sneer. Scream Street is clearly in good hands.
0:07:45 > 0:07:50You see, Mr President, no-one has been cutting corners to make money.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52What would I spend it on anyway?
0:07:53 > 0:07:55The tatty tea-set, you idiot.
0:07:56 > 0:08:00You've heard the phrase, "You pay peanuts, you get monkeys."
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Well, you pay nothing, you get Dixon.
0:08:02 > 0:08:07But cheap staff does mean more money to spend on your ectoplasm tank.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Your sacrifices do not go unnoticed, Sneer.
0:08:12 > 0:08:17- My job is to provide a safe and happy environment.- Indeed.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19There'll be no Underlands ectoplasm on the loose
0:08:19 > 0:08:21while Otto Sneer is in charge!
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Are you quite sure about that?
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Eh?
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Ooh!
0:08:28 > 0:08:29Erm...
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Well?
0:08:31 > 0:08:33I have only one thing to say on the matter.
0:08:33 > 0:08:34Run!
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Crystal! Here, girl!
0:08:36 > 0:08:39How hard can it be to find an evil, possessed skateboard?
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Uh, guys...
0:08:41 > 0:08:43It looks like she's made some new friends.
0:08:43 > 0:08:47ALL: ARGH!
0:08:47 > 0:08:48Oh, no.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Let's be having you.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53I was quite the boxer, back in my day.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Ooh!
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Which was a long, long time ago.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Ha! Where's the rest of you?
0:09:00 > 0:09:01Ah, there you are.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03En garde!
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Ah! Stone beats scissors.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Paper, argh!
0:09:12 > 0:09:14This is your fault, Otto.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17I told you to maintain that ectoplasm tank.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19The tank's at the dump.
0:09:19 > 0:09:20I've got an idea. Follow me!
0:09:23 > 0:09:24The magnet!
0:09:35 > 0:09:36Ha-ha!
0:09:36 > 0:09:38He knows when he's beaten.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41It's time we had a little chat, Crystal.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Not good. Very good not.
0:09:56 > 0:09:57ALL: Argh!
0:10:04 > 0:10:06It's all rusted up!
0:10:06 > 0:10:07Sneer!
0:10:11 > 0:10:12HE STRAINS
0:10:13 > 0:10:14Hi-yah!
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Can I borrow that?
0:10:17 > 0:10:19SUCTION
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Ah, it'll be nice to have my old Crystal back.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Board. Board back.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Everybody stay calm! I'm in control here.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31No Name, Dixon, fix the leak in the ectoplasm tank,
0:10:31 > 0:10:34and do it properly this time.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36I mean, honestly, you just can't get the...
0:10:36 > 0:10:38ARGH!
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Anyone seen Sneer?
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Me neither.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44LAUGHTER