The Grumpus

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03# He was a kid who didn't fit in

0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Got a wolf living inside under his skin

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# When he's angry his body sprouts hair

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# So he got a ticket to you'll never guess where

0:00:10 > 0:00:14# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:14 > 0:00:20# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:20 > 0:00:21EVIL CACKLE

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Next door's a vampire, maybe not

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# 4,000 years old but her body won't rot

0:00:28 > 0:00:31# Yeah, being a freak is totally normal

0:00:31 > 0:00:33# When everyone's freaky paranormal

0:00:33 > 0:00:37# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:37 > 0:00:41# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

0:00:41 > 0:00:43# Scream Street, Scream Street. #

0:00:43 > 0:00:44EVIL CACKLE

0:00:46 > 0:00:50- Guess the number of eyeballs in the jar.- I don't know!

0:00:52 > 0:00:54But there's one less now. Heh-heh!

0:00:54 > 0:00:56You little terror! Oh!

0:01:00 > 0:01:01Oi, you lot, fancy a go?

0:01:01 > 0:01:03What's the game, Mr Farr?

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Bobbing for brains.

0:01:05 > 0:01:06Oh! I think I'll pass.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08Hm! Later, Dad.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14Aw! Argh!

0:01:14 > 0:01:16This fair is just brilliant!

0:01:16 > 0:01:19So much more fun than the ones you get in the normal world.

0:01:19 > 0:01:23Roll up, roll up, dudes! Try your luck at the coconut shy.

0:01:23 > 0:01:29OK, so I'm not really a coconut, but I can be a little shy. Aw!

0:01:29 > 0:01:31All right, lets have a crack at this.

0:01:36 > 0:01:40- Oh!- You're meant to knock our heads off, dude, not your own.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42- HEADS LAUGH - Yeah, very funny(!)

0:01:44 > 0:01:47Morning, all. Fancy some good, old, traditional funfair fun?

0:01:47 > 0:01:51- Come on, Luke, test your strength. - Sure. Why not?

0:01:51 > 0:01:53DAD STRAINS

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Kidding! Ha-ha! I was just kidding.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58DAD GROANS

0:01:58 > 0:02:01Ow! Oh, that is it! No more games!

0:02:01 > 0:02:04Come on, lets find you something safer.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07Do you want to try some of my honey?

0:02:07 > 0:02:10- How come it's black? - Because it comes from zom-bees.

0:02:10 > 0:02:14Like normal bees, only they're dead. The honey's much tastier.

0:02:14 > 0:02:15Argh!

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Ooo, bad zom-bee! No stinging!

0:02:17 > 0:02:20You've just got yourself detention!

0:02:22 > 0:02:24LUKE SNARLS

0:02:24 > 0:02:26A-A-A-Argh!

0:02:27 > 0:02:29ALL GASP

0:02:31 > 0:02:33LUKE GROWLS

0:02:33 > 0:02:36Huh? Oh, no!

0:02:39 > 0:02:41- Dad?- I-I'm OK.

0:02:41 > 0:02:45And, look, you know, you did manage to ring the bell.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47You won a cuddly toy.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Luke, it's not your fault.

0:02:50 > 0:02:55Au contraire, it is totally your fault! The fair is cancelled!

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Nice going, fur ball(!)

0:02:57 > 0:03:00In other good news, we've got an exam tomorrow.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03- We'd better go and do some revision.- I'll catch you guys up.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06I just want to be on my own for a while.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13- LUKE SIGHS - Life sucks!

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Bad luck, bad luck, bad luck!

0:03:17 > 0:03:18Huh. Weird.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20I didn't notice the lucky dip before.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23I suppose there's no harm in having a go, eh, boy?

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Seriously? That's hardly lucky.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31- Actually, yes, it is.- Whoa!

0:03:31 > 0:03:34The name's Lucky Penny. I'm a lucky leprechaun, so I am.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36Don't you mean unlucky?

0:03:36 > 0:03:39- You know, given that you got your head shrunk?- I get that a lot.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Thing is, I am lucky for you.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44Take me with you and you'll have nothing but good luck.

0:03:44 > 0:03:45Well, that would make a change.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48We are going to be such good friends! Oh!

0:03:53 > 0:03:55- Argh!- Nice to meet you, too(!)

0:03:55 > 0:03:57- Argh!- I got her at the fair.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00- I'm a lucky mascot, so I am. - You know, for the exam.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02- PHONE RINGS - Whaa!

0:04:02 > 0:04:05Sorry. Force of habit. Huh!

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Hello? Yes. A-huh.

0:04:07 > 0:04:11Well, I'm sorry to hear that. Cheerio.

0:04:11 > 0:04:15Dr Skully's had some terrible bad luck. He can't find the test papers.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18- Tomorrow's exam is cancelled.- Yes!

0:04:18 > 0:04:21Well, I guess one person's bad luck is another person's good luck.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Ha! Now I've got a whole afternoon to kill.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27Shame the new Zombie Kick Boxer isn't out for another six months.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29DOORBELL

0:04:30 > 0:04:33- Express delivery! - Oh! What could it be?

0:04:33 > 0:04:38- I've been picked to road-test the new game!- Right on!

0:04:39 > 0:04:42And these are for you, Mr W.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45- All bills. Major downer.- Oh!

0:04:47 > 0:04:49We are going to have so much fun together.

0:04:49 > 0:04:53- Thanks a million for this. - That's OK, Luke. I owe you one.

0:04:53 > 0:04:57- I've been stuck in that miserable barrel for years.- Really?

0:04:57 > 0:05:00- Why didn't you just luck your way out?- Oh, if only!

0:05:00 > 0:05:02My powers don't work inside there.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04Have you heard?

0:05:04 > 0:05:08- The exam's been cancelled? I know! Here, grab this.- Right.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11Zombie Armageddon?! But it's not even out yet!

0:05:11 > 0:05:14Got you! Come on!

0:05:14 > 0:05:16- This is easy!- No! Argh!

0:05:16 > 0:05:17Yargh!

0:05:17 > 0:05:21Oh. Resus, meet my new good-luck mascot, Lucky Penny.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Don't you mean unlucky? Huh! You know, given you got your...

0:05:23 > 0:05:26Head shrunk. Yeah, I get that a lot.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29- I got her in a lucky dip.- No way!

0:05:29 > 0:05:31I can't believe I'm dead already!

0:05:31 > 0:05:33- Cleo, you died years ago.- Ha(!)

0:05:33 > 0:05:36Ha-ha! Bring it on, zombies!

0:05:36 > 0:05:39Turns out annihilating the living dead

0:05:39 > 0:05:41makes the living living really hungry.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Like, yay!

0:05:45 > 0:05:47You are my one-millionth customer.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49This one's on the house.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Ho-ho! Result!

0:05:51 > 0:05:54- Ow!- You're paying for that.- What?!

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Ha-ha-ha! Unlucky.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59First you get the record high score in Zombie Armageddon

0:05:59 > 0:06:01and now you get a free meal. Whatever next?

0:06:01 > 0:06:04Excuse me. Couldn't help overhearing.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06We love local success stories.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Can I interview you for Channel Z News?

0:06:09 > 0:06:12- We'll make you famous. - S-Sure. Great!

0:06:12 > 0:06:15We'll leave you to it.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18Honestly, it's like he can't put a foot wrong today. Argh!

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Cleo!

0:06:20 > 0:06:23All right! My ankle comes pre-bandaged.

0:06:23 > 0:06:27That's not like you at all. I mean, you make cats look clumsy.

0:06:27 > 0:06:31I know. I'm starting to think this bad luck isn't just a coincidence.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34- Luke, how did you do it? - I was on fire!

0:06:34 > 0:06:36I mean, it was probably the hardest game ever,

0:06:36 > 0:06:40but I was, like, wham-bam, goodbye, Zombie Man!

0:06:40 > 0:06:42All right, all right, I admit it.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Every time something good happens to Luke,

0:06:44 > 0:06:46something bad has to happen to someone else.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49'Tis the law of leprechaun luck.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51I hope you two are being nice to my new best pal.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54Right, Penny, I want you to pull out all the stops.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57I don't want good luck this time, give me great luck.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00- No! Something terrible will happen to someone else.- Rubbish!

0:07:00 > 0:07:03The school's burnt down!

0:07:03 > 0:07:05The school's burnt down!

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Oh-ho! Get in! Thanks, Penny!

0:07:07 > 0:07:09See? No bad luck there.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11That was bad luck for Skully.

0:07:11 > 0:07:12You've got to get rid of Penn...

0:07:12 > 0:07:16Ha! What a stroke of good luck! He was being so boring.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19If that's the good luck, where the...? Argh!

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Come on, let's get out of here.

0:07:24 > 0:07:25Hmmm!

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Hey, Luke, want a lift home?

0:07:28 > 0:07:30I'm going that way, anyway.

0:07:30 > 0:07:31Yeah, why not?

0:07:31 > 0:07:34Oh, snakes! Argh! Snakes!

0:07:34 > 0:07:37I mean, what's a bit of bad luck for others

0:07:37 > 0:07:39if it makes things better for you?

0:07:39 > 0:07:42Penny, people are afraid to be near me.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44I'll end up being an outcast again, like I was in the normal world.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47I can't go back to that.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Trump, pull over, please.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52I'm sorry, Penny. Thanks, but no thanks.

0:07:52 > 0:07:56- Oh!- Some lucky person will come along and find you soon enough.

0:07:59 > 0:08:00What a bit of luck!

0:08:00 > 0:08:04You almost lost your best pal there, but we're back together. Hee-hee!

0:08:04 > 0:08:06Let the good times roll!

0:08:06 > 0:08:08TYRES SCREECH Argh!

0:08:08 > 0:08:10CRASH! Ooo!

0:08:10 > 0:08:13You didn't really want to get rid of me, now, did you, Luke?

0:08:13 > 0:08:16I mean, we're inseparable!

0:08:17 > 0:08:21- Dad, can you do me a favour and open the safe room?- OK.

0:08:22 > 0:08:26- Quick, lock it!- And are you going to tell me what's, um...?

0:08:26 > 0:08:28- Ow!- Dad!- Oh!

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Rusty screws! What a bit of luck! Ha-ha!

0:08:32 > 0:08:35You should've left her at the fair.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Oh, that's it! The lucky-dip barrel!

0:08:37 > 0:08:39- It takes away her powers!- Argh!

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Cooee!

0:08:43 > 0:08:46- I think he's in trouble! - Cleo, it's too dangerous!

0:08:46 > 0:08:48- We should keep our distance. - You're right.

0:08:48 > 0:08:49And we... What, really?

0:08:49 > 0:08:52Any chance I can have that in writing so I can frame it?

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Where are we going, Luke? Off to have more fun together, eh?

0:08:56 > 0:09:00- Actually, Penny, we're off to the lucky dip.- Argh!

0:09:00 > 0:09:03- It's gone!- Well, isn't that lucky?

0:09:03 > 0:09:06- Luke!- You two?!- Argh!- Argh!

0:09:06 > 0:09:10- You've got to remember how you first found it!- It was just there.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13- Yeah, but where were you? - Wait! Hold on!

0:09:13 > 0:09:16That ring of four-leaf clovers!

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Maybe there's a secret switch.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25- Something you did? - Or something you said?

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Er...something about my life sucking. Yeah!

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Bad luck, bad luck, bad luck.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34- Yes! - BUZZING

0:09:34 > 0:09:37- Ow!- Luke, stay calm.

0:09:42 > 0:09:46This afternoon will be largely sunny with swirly whirlwinds of death!

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Oh! Unlucky!

0:09:50 > 0:09:51The mallet!

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Ouch!

0:09:55 > 0:09:58Luke, go on! Whaa!

0:10:00 > 0:10:05Oh, go on, then, chuck me back in. Everyone does in the end.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08I try to make friends and they end up scared of me.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13- What are you waiting for? - Oh, I can't do this.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15Lucky Penny's a bit like me.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Back in the normal world, I used to be lonely.

0:10:17 > 0:10:21People were afraid of me. All I wanted was some friends.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24- Me, too.- And I think I know where you'll find some.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Keep calm, everyone. Don't lose your head.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33Oh! HEADS LAUGH

0:10:34 > 0:10:38- Good one, Leprechaun dude!- You guys are getting on like a house on fire.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41Which doesn't mean we need any more buildings on fire.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43Oh! I should say not!

0:10:47 > 0:10:49HOWLING

0:10:52 > 0:10:54EVIL CACKLE

0:10:54 > 0:10:56SCREAMING

0:10:58 > 0:10:59EVIL CACKLE