Zoo of the Weird

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03# He was a kid who didn't fit in

0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Got a wolf living inside under his skin

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# When he's angry his body sprouts hair

0:00:07 > 0:00:09# So he got a ticket, you'll never guess where

0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Scream, scream, scream

0:00:12 > 0:00:14# When you get to Scream Street

0:00:14 > 0:00:16# Scream, scream, scream

0:00:16 > 0:00:18# When you get to Scream Street

0:00:23 > 0:00:25# Next door's a vampire, maybe not

0:00:25 > 0:00:29# 4,000 years old but her body won't rot

0:00:29 > 0:00:30# Being a freak here is totally normal

0:00:30 > 0:00:33# When everyone's freaking paranormal

0:00:33 > 0:00:35# Scream, scream, scream

0:00:35 > 0:00:37# When you get to Scream Street

0:00:37 > 0:00:39# Scream, scream, scream

0:00:39 > 0:00:41# When you get to Scream Street

0:00:41 > 0:00:42# Scream Street!

0:00:42 > 0:00:43# Scream Street! #

0:00:43 > 0:00:44EVIL LAUGH

0:00:46 > 0:00:48WOOF!

0:00:48 > 0:00:49Stay!

0:00:49 > 0:00:51Sit! Sit, half doggy dude!

0:00:53 > 0:00:57You know, I think he's only got half a brain as well!

0:00:57 > 0:00:58Hmm!

0:00:58 > 0:01:00Try putting him on a lead.

0:01:02 > 0:01:03Sit!

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Good girl! Roll over.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Ah, way to go, Lulu!

0:01:07 > 0:01:09- That's more like it. - You're the best, Lulu!

0:01:09 > 0:01:11Have a leech treat, go on.

0:01:12 > 0:01:16- Scabs. You want one?- Eurgh!

0:01:16 > 0:01:17No.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20Stay. Stay. Here, boy!

0:01:20 > 0:01:22- Seriously?- Yes.

0:01:22 > 0:01:26Do what you're told, if your wolf within remembers even just

0:01:26 > 0:01:28a bit of this, it might come in useful one day.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Now, roll over!

0:01:30 > 0:01:31So embarrassing!

0:01:34 > 0:01:36Erm, oh, now...

0:01:36 > 0:01:37you.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42WOOF! Stop it, dude!

0:01:42 > 0:01:43Dig, behave!

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Lulu, no! No! Bad leech!

0:01:48 > 0:01:51Aw, man, not again!

0:01:51 > 0:01:52Lulu, come back!

0:01:54 > 0:01:57Oh! I think I'll have that back!

0:01:59 > 0:02:01Back in the normal world, people thought I was a freak,

0:02:01 > 0:02:02but, in Scream Street...

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Bring back my arm!

0:02:04 > 0:02:06..I'm one of the more normal ones!

0:02:08 > 0:02:12- Oh! Really?- Sorry, sir.

0:02:12 > 0:02:13Lulu!

0:02:17 > 0:02:18THEY WHISTLE

0:02:23 > 0:02:26- Karla, Karla Black?- And you are?

0:02:26 > 0:02:31I'm so sorry, normals aren't allowed to know how to get to Scream Street.

0:02:31 > 0:02:35I'm Mayor Sir Otto Sneer, but you can call me Mayor Sir Otto.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Actually, Otters,

0:02:37 > 0:02:41looking at you I'm not sure I didn't prefer it with a blindfold on!

0:02:41 > 0:02:43SHE LAUGHS MANICALLY

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Otters, you, I like.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Can't wait to crack on with the hunt.

0:02:49 > 0:02:53- I desperately need to catch a few new specimens.- Yes.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56Well, first, I'll have to check your paperwork.

0:02:59 > 0:03:00That all looks in order!

0:03:01 > 0:03:05You do realise that the Scream Street Safari is not entirely legal?

0:03:05 > 0:03:08If you're caught, I'll have to deny any knowledge.

0:03:08 > 0:03:12Otters, my mouth is sealed. Just like this chap's.

0:03:12 > 0:03:13MANIC LAUGHTER

0:03:14 > 0:03:17Just let me know which freaks you're after,

0:03:17 > 0:03:19and I'll tell you how best to catch them.

0:03:19 > 0:03:23- Well, first off I'd like a couple of smaller beasties, then...- Shhhh!

0:03:23 > 0:03:25Someone's coming.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Lulu!

0:03:27 > 0:03:28Lulu!

0:03:35 > 0:03:42OUT OF BREATH: Oh, got to stop! Lungs coming out of nostrils!

0:03:42 > 0:03:45- I'm really sorry, Doug. - No biggie, dude.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52Ah! Those two freakish gems are just what I'm after.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54The zombie or the shampire?

0:03:54 > 0:03:56The half doggy thing and the big toothy slug,

0:03:56 > 0:04:00like two hideous starters before the horror main course.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06Ah! I'll take that, thank you.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10As you know, there's only one big item I'm after.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Do you want to be grossed out?

0:04:14 > 0:04:18Do you want to be so scared you need a change of pants?

0:04:18 > 0:04:21Aha, then the Zoo Of The Weird is for you!

0:04:21 > 0:04:23We've got all of the weirdest, freakiest,

0:04:23 > 0:04:25and scariest creatures on earth.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Are you ready for the uni-goat?

0:04:27 > 0:04:30Dare you meet the vampster?

0:04:30 > 0:04:33And what about the mer-monkey?

0:04:33 > 0:04:36There's only one rule here, do not feed the animals.

0:04:36 > 0:04:40Yes, do not fall into their cages, or you might get scoffed!

0:04:41 > 0:04:45And, there's more, coming soon, a new star attraction.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48A real live, genuine werewolf.

0:04:48 > 0:04:49SHE HOWLS

0:05:03 > 0:05:04SLURPS

0:05:06 > 0:05:07You're a feisty one!

0:05:10 > 0:05:14- Luke, I told you not to slide down the banisters.- Where are you off to?

0:05:14 > 0:05:18- I'm meeting Cleo and Rhesus. - So you finished your homework?

0:05:18 > 0:05:21- Er, yes.- Why the long pause?

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Because I'm a werewolf.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25BOTH: Back upstairs!

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Gotcha!

0:05:47 > 0:05:51Lulu, Lulu!

0:05:51 > 0:05:52Come here, girl!

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Hmmm, that's not like her, to miss dinner.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58Lulu! Lulu!

0:06:03 > 0:06:06Get in there! Nobody can hear you now!

0:06:07 > 0:06:11Ah, can't wait to get you back to your new home in the normal world.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20Right, time to bag the big prize.

0:06:21 > 0:06:24We'll cover the ground quicker if we split up,

0:06:24 > 0:06:27so you and Rhesus search the town and I'll scope the woods.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30How about you and Rhesus search the town, and I scope the woods?

0:06:30 > 0:06:33- Because I can look after myself. - Are you saying I can't?

0:06:33 > 0:06:35- HE SIGHS - Heads or tails?

0:06:35 > 0:06:36Heads.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40It's heads. Luke, you're with Rhe...

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Argh! Typical!

0:06:43 > 0:06:4819,990...

0:06:48 > 0:06:5020,000.

0:06:50 > 0:06:5310, 20,...

0:06:53 > 0:06:54Did you make a mistake?

0:06:54 > 0:06:58No, I just enjoy counting it.

0:06:58 > 0:07:0030, 40.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Shush! I think I hear something.

0:07:06 > 0:07:07SHUFFLING

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Probably nothing.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11HE SCREAMS

0:07:12 > 0:07:16- Just, er, testing your reflexes. - Hey, that Doug's arm.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19What's that? You want us to follow you?

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Is Lulu in trouble?

0:07:35 > 0:07:36Ah!

0:07:45 > 0:07:47ROAR!

0:07:53 > 0:07:54HOWLING

0:07:59 > 0:08:02You're all mine, Wolfy, you just don't know it yet.

0:08:07 > 0:08:08- CLEO:- What on earth...?

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Lulu! Oh, I missed you too, girl.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17Dig!

0:08:17 > 0:08:18Eurgh, gross!

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Good job!

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Hold on, what's this?

0:08:29 > 0:08:30GASPS

0:08:33 > 0:08:34Oh, no!

0:08:34 > 0:08:39- We need to find Luke.- And fast! - Lulu, Dig, find Luke. Find Luke.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50That's right, Wolfy, head that way,

0:08:50 > 0:08:54towards the station, you're getting a one-way ticket.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01Oh, no. We're heading towards the ghost train.

0:09:01 > 0:09:02Faster! We need to go faster!

0:09:06 > 0:09:07Luke!

0:09:09 > 0:09:10Roll over!

0:09:18 > 0:09:2019,900... Ow!

0:09:27 > 0:09:29BREAKS WIND

0:09:29 > 0:09:32- KARLA:- Ow! Boo! Get away, horrid beasts! Ow!

0:09:33 > 0:09:35SCREAMS

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Oh, I've no idea what just happened,

0:09:37 > 0:09:39but I guess I should say thanks.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41- We've got your back, buddy.- Always.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43You're my best friend in the world and...

0:09:43 > 0:09:44Ah, no, not again!

0:09:46 > 0:09:47Little help here?

0:09:54 > 0:09:57Right, before the movers take her back to the normal world,

0:09:57 > 0:09:59let's give her a dose of her own medicine.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02Hey, I don't suppose you've got a megaphone in there, do you?

0:10:02 > 0:10:04Cloak, megaphone please!

0:10:04 > 0:10:05Oh!

0:10:06 > 0:10:08Yeah, I'll just shout.

0:10:08 > 0:10:11Roll up, roll up, come and see the normal!

0:10:11 > 0:10:15Don't get too close though, she's dangerous.

0:10:15 > 0:10:16So, how do you like it?

0:10:18 > 0:10:20There you are!

0:10:20 > 0:10:23The Doug-Meister is back together.

0:10:23 > 0:10:28Roll up, roll up, do you dare to meet the terrifying normal?

0:10:29 > 0:10:31Obviously, she's not quite as terrifying

0:10:31 > 0:10:33when she's stuck in a cage.

0:10:33 > 0:10:34Oh, ha-ha(!)

0:10:37 > 0:10:42- See you!- I'm going to get you one day, Wolfy boy.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44One day!