0:00:02 > 0:00:03# He was a kid who didn't fit in
0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Got a wolf living inside under his skin
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# When he's angry his body sprouts hairs
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# So he got a ticket You'll never guess where
0:00:10 > 0:00:15# Scream, scream, scream When you get to Scream Street
0:00:15 > 0:00:20# Scream, scream, scream When you get to Scream Street... #
0:00:20 > 0:00:21EVIL LAUGHTER
0:00:23 > 0:00:25# Next door's a vampire, maybe not
0:00:25 > 0:00:28# 4,000 years old but her body won't rot
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# Yeah! Being a freak is totally normal
0:00:30 > 0:00:33# When everyone's freaky paranormal
0:00:33 > 0:00:37# Scream, scream, scream When you get to Scream Street
0:00:37 > 0:00:40# Scream, scream, scream When you get to Scream Street
0:00:40 > 0:00:43# Scream Street, Scream Street! #
0:00:43 > 0:00:45EVIL LAUGH
0:00:46 > 0:00:49LOUD ROCK MUSIC
0:00:52 > 0:00:54"Fangs" very much!
0:00:54 > 0:00:57What on earth is going on?
0:00:57 > 0:00:58Sorry, Mrs Negative.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01No, I mean it's nowhere near loud enough.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03I can't hear it downstairs.
0:01:05 > 0:01:10Luke, you're welcome to sleep over or better still stay up all night.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Have some fun.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Your parents are so wild.
0:01:14 > 0:01:15So, are you going to stay?
0:01:15 > 0:01:19No can do, tonight is family night at my house.
0:01:19 > 0:01:24I've got a nasty feeling Dad has invented another board game.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25Oh! Nightmare!
0:01:25 > 0:01:27SPLUTTERING SOUND
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Dodgy plumbing.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Bye, Mr and Mrs Negative, got to go.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34Really, Luke? The night is young.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Oh!
0:01:38 > 0:01:40BOTH: Oh!
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Ah, good girl.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Please don't let it be board games,
0:01:46 > 0:01:49please don't let it be board games, please don't let it be...
0:01:49 > 0:01:50Board games!
0:01:50 > 0:01:52LUKE SIGHS
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Luke, I call this one Land Of Confusion.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57What happens when I land on the base of befuddlement?
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Do I move forward or backwards a space?
0:02:00 > 0:02:02- Sideways.- I'm so confused.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Luke, you can be green.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Luke? Luke?
0:02:08 > 0:02:12'Luke, family board games are compulsory, and don't pretend
0:02:12 > 0:02:14'you've broken your arm again.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19'And I checked, you haven't got any homework!
0:02:19 > 0:02:22'And I bolted the window.'
0:02:22 > 0:02:24LUKE SIGHS
0:02:28 > 0:02:32- 'Luke!'- I'll be down in a second. Looking forward to it.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34HE GRUNTS
0:02:37 > 0:02:39And what happens if I land on the puddle of blood?
0:02:39 > 0:02:43Honey, Land Of Confusion is a totally bloodless game!
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Uh?
0:02:46 > 0:02:47Argh!
0:02:47 > 0:02:49The ceiling's bleeding!
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Right, let's get started.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Oh, no, is there a massive blood leak?
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Oh, dear, looks like games are off, then.
0:02:57 > 0:03:01So, I might go and hang out with Rhesus, then, I suppose.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Stop right there.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06If I've got to put up with this, then so do you.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08We'll just call a plumber.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10RUSTLING NOISE
0:03:11 > 0:03:13That's odd.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18Argh!
0:03:18 > 0:03:21'Ooh! Ew!'
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Not just rats, vampire rats.
0:03:27 > 0:03:32Hi! Sorry to bother you but we seem to have a small rat problem.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34The problem is they're vampires.
0:03:34 > 0:03:39- What?- Not that being vampires is a problem. Big fan.
0:03:39 > 0:03:40You'd better come in.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Looks like board games night is off.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Dinner time!
0:03:49 > 0:03:51HE SCREAMS
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Sounds like your dad's having fun(!)
0:03:53 > 0:03:54It will be good for him, and Mum.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Staying here should loosen them up a bit.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58HE WHIMPERS
0:03:58 > 0:04:01There you are, come and help me set the table.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Knives, knives...knives.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07And here's the fork.
0:04:07 > 0:04:08Ah...
0:04:09 > 0:04:11I made sure the beef was well done,
0:04:11 > 0:04:14just the way you normals like it.
0:04:14 > 0:04:15BEEF GROWLS
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Argh, ha-ha-ha!
0:04:17 > 0:04:18Ah!
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Oh!
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Well, isn't this nice?
0:04:24 > 0:04:25Morning, darling.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27CREATURE HISSES
0:04:27 > 0:04:28Argh!
0:04:28 > 0:04:30CREATURE SNIGGERS
0:04:30 > 0:04:32How did you sleep?
0:04:32 > 0:04:33Argh!
0:04:33 > 0:04:35I think he's feeling better!
0:04:35 > 0:04:37I'd rather take my chances with the vampire rats!
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Oh!
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Scream Street pest control.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43We heard you had a problem.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45- Hi, Mr Watson.- You're the pest controllers?
0:04:45 > 0:04:48- Sure.- No blood for the vampire rats to suck on.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51We also have no heart, liver, intestines, kidneys...
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Shall I show you?
0:04:53 > 0:04:54Argh!
0:04:54 > 0:04:55I think he gets the idea.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59Nice hat, Cleo.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02I think I've caught the pest.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Don't worry, I'll have this sorted in no time.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08Ha-ah!
0:05:08 > 0:05:12Your common vampire rat might look dangerous but it's not really.
0:05:12 > 0:05:16The rat you do want to watch out for is the...
0:05:16 > 0:05:17Whoa!
0:05:17 > 0:05:19That is a lot of vampire rats.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Time to get serious.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25THEY GASP
0:05:26 > 0:05:28I know an old tune that these rats can't resist.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36Oh, now that IS cruel to animals!
0:05:39 > 0:05:43That's my girl. She'll lead 'em right to the underlands.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Eurgh.
0:05:47 > 0:05:51Right, I've turned off the blood supply so it won't get any worse.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Now all we need is industrial quantities of disinfectant.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56There's some in the cupboard.
0:05:58 > 0:06:03As I was saying, your common vampire rat isn't dangerous.
0:06:03 > 0:06:08The rat you really don't want to bite you is... Oh, erm...
0:06:08 > 0:06:09- 'Ow!'- Are you OK?
0:06:09 > 0:06:11SHE SCREECHES
0:06:11 > 0:06:12HE SCREAMS
0:06:12 > 0:06:15The king vampire rat, that's the one.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18SHE SCREECHES
0:06:21 > 0:06:24How was I supposed to know blood spillages attract vampire rats?
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Yeah, because otherwise smashing through a pipe
0:06:26 > 0:06:29just to avoid a board game makes perfect sense(!)
0:06:29 > 0:06:30SUE SCREECHES
0:06:30 > 0:06:32DAD SCREAMS
0:06:32 > 0:06:34SUE SCREECHES
0:06:34 > 0:06:35Mum?!
0:06:35 > 0:06:37You said your parents were boring!
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Don't worry, there's a cure.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42'Great, what is it?'
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Er... I don't remember.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Something to do with the king rat.
0:06:46 > 0:06:51Luke, find Cleo and bring that king rat back - quickly!
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Isn't Cleo about to get rid of all those rats forever?
0:06:54 > 0:06:56I know!
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Come on!
0:06:58 > 0:07:00- HE GROANS - Giddy-up!
0:07:00 > 0:07:02SHE SCREECHES
0:07:02 > 0:07:04- Oh!- Ah!
0:07:05 > 0:07:07OH!
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Nice wife. Nice wife.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Nice, terrifying wife!
0:07:12 > 0:07:16SHE SCREECHES
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Ah-ha, Niles, we did it!
0:07:18 > 0:07:19SCREECH
0:07:19 > 0:07:23- Niles?- Mike, I think I'm on the wrong side.
0:07:23 > 0:07:24SHE SCREECHES
0:07:25 > 0:07:29Ow! She bit me. I'm going to need a bandage.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Come on, then, keep going, the lot of you!
0:07:37 > 0:07:40- Oh, that tickles!- You're an ugly one, aren't you?
0:07:43 > 0:07:44Hey!
0:07:46 > 0:07:50King rat. Mum, fangs.
0:07:50 > 0:07:51Argh!
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Honestly! I'm away for five minutes!
0:07:56 > 0:07:58And if you don't cure Sue by nightfall,
0:07:58 > 0:08:00she'll stay like she is forever!
0:08:00 > 0:08:02What is it about nightfall?
0:08:02 > 0:08:04SUE SCREECHES
0:08:04 > 0:08:11But look, to be cured, all she needs to do is bite the king rat back.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Oh...!
0:08:13 > 0:08:14One king rat coming up.
0:08:22 > 0:08:23'Dad!'
0:08:23 > 0:08:24Oh!
0:08:24 > 0:08:28The sun's going down so we've only got one shot at this, get ready.
0:08:30 > 0:08:31ALL: Oh!
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Sorry, dry lips.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Eh? Ah!
0:08:39 > 0:08:40Ah!
0:08:43 > 0:08:45He's here!
0:08:45 > 0:08:49Hmm! Hmm!
0:08:49 > 0:08:52One, two, two and a half...
0:08:52 > 0:08:53Dad!
0:08:53 > 0:08:54Three.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56SHE SCREECHES
0:08:57 > 0:08:58Eurgh!
0:08:58 > 0:09:00SHE GASPS
0:09:02 > 0:09:03SUE SCREECHES
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Oh, snout beetle!
0:09:07 > 0:09:09KING RAT SCREECHES
0:09:09 > 0:09:12On the whole, I'd rather be playing board games!
0:09:20 > 0:09:21Chew on that!
0:09:30 > 0:09:31Awesome!
0:09:31 > 0:09:35Luke Watson, did you intentionally flood your room with blood?
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Can we talk about this later?
0:09:40 > 0:09:43SHE PLAYS A TUNE
0:09:44 > 0:09:46SHE BLOWS HARD
0:09:46 > 0:09:47KING RAT SCREECHES
0:09:47 > 0:09:49DAD WHIMPERS
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Ah!
0:09:52 > 0:09:53SUE SCREECHES
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Honey, er... Care for a nibble?
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Now, Dad!
0:09:59 > 0:10:00KING RAT SCREECHES
0:10:00 > 0:10:01Bleurgh.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03SHE SCREECHES
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Eh?
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Did it work?
0:10:07 > 0:10:09BOTH: Oh!
0:10:09 > 0:10:14Luke Watson, did you flood your room with blood?
0:10:14 > 0:10:16You are SO grounded.
0:10:16 > 0:10:17HE SIGHS
0:10:17 > 0:10:18Yep, it worked all right.
0:10:18 > 0:10:19SHE PLAYS A TUNE
0:10:24 > 0:10:27You know, Luke, your parents actually are pretty wild.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Yeah, I guess they are.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33How about we all celebrate with a board game?
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Five is the perfect number for Land Of Confusion.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38BOTH: Ah!
0:10:40 > 0:10:42All right, Dad, I'll be green.
0:10:42 > 0:10:43Yes!
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Ha-ha-ha!