0:00:02 > 0:00:03# He was a kid who didn't fit in
0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Got a wolf living inside under his skin
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# When he's angry his body sprouts hair
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# So he got a ticket to you'll never guess where
0:00:10 > 0:00:14# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street
0:00:14 > 0:00:19# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Next door's a vampire, maybe not
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# 4,000 years old but her body won't rot
0:00:28 > 0:00:31# Yeah, being a freak is totally normal
0:00:31 > 0:00:33# When everyone's freaky paranormal
0:00:33 > 0:00:37# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street
0:00:37 > 0:00:41# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street
0:00:41 > 0:00:43# Scream Street, Scream Street. #
0:00:45 > 0:00:48You won't believe how jumpy my dad has got.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50He's so nervous of spooks and monsters
0:00:50 > 0:00:52that he jumps even if someone sneezes.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55- Achoo!- Argh!
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Hey, Cleo, we'll be late for school.
0:00:58 > 0:00:59Not that I'm bothered.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Oo-oo-oo-oo...
0:01:01 > 0:01:02Sounds like a moaning noise.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Really? Probably nothing to worry about.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Let's meet her there.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Luke. Luke?
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Oh.
0:01:11 > 0:01:12It's coming from the basement.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14The basement.
0:01:14 > 0:01:19Luke, when is it ever a good idea to investigate a noise in a basement?
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Oh, not again.
0:01:24 > 0:01:28Oo-oo-oo-oo...
0:01:29 > 0:01:31- Oh! - THUD
0:01:31 > 0:01:32THEY LAUGH
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Dad, this soap should help us get it off.
0:01:36 > 0:01:37Oh!
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Or you could do that.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43Oh, smart outfit.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45- THEY LAUGH - How long have you been there?
0:01:45 > 0:01:48- Long enough.- Are you all right there, Mr Farr?
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Yes, just having a sort-out.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Dr Scully has asked me to donate
0:01:52 > 0:01:56my collection of ancient Egyptian scrolls to the school.
0:01:56 > 0:01:57My whole history is in these.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00You sure you want to give all that to the school?
0:02:00 > 0:02:02It will be much safer there.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Dr Scully asked me to do something else, too.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06But I can't remember what it was.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Never mind, Dad, we're going to be late for school.
0:02:08 > 0:02:09I'll see you later.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Your dad is hilarious, Cleo.
0:02:14 > 0:02:15He is a joke, you mean.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19I'd love to have a father who wasn't so clumsy,
0:02:19 > 0:02:20or messy, or embarrassing, or...
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Come on, I'll race you.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Last one to school is a Resus.
0:02:24 > 0:02:25Ha-ha, very funny(!)
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Oh.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Thanks to the generosity of Niles Farr,
0:02:30 > 0:02:35the school library will be receiving a set of ancient Egyptian scrolls.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39And I'm delighted to say at the presentation tomorrow,
0:02:39 > 0:02:43Mr Farr will give a speech in front of the entire school.
0:02:43 > 0:02:44A speech?!
0:02:44 > 0:02:45Oh, no!
0:02:47 > 0:02:49This is going to be a disaster.
0:02:49 > 0:02:50A speech, in front of everyone!
0:02:50 > 0:02:53It'll be fine, he's not THAT bad.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Oh...oh!
0:03:00 > 0:03:02THEY LAUGH
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Sorry, Cleo, I was trying to clean the scrolls.
0:03:05 > 0:03:06They were really dusty.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07Dad, you're a nightmare.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Do you have to do a speech in front of the whole class?
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Oh, the speech.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15- That's what I forgot.- I mean, look at you.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Your bandages are all frayed and frankly,
0:03:18 > 0:03:20when was the last time you changed them?
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Only a couple of thousand years ago.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25If only you had a smart outfit.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Hold on.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32Aha! Clean bandages, perfect.
0:03:32 > 0:03:33Ooh!
0:03:41 > 0:03:42Right, how's that?
0:03:44 > 0:03:48Oh, I haven't looked this good for, oh, 4,000 years.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Great, and I'll deliver these
0:03:50 > 0:03:52to Scully, before anything happens to them.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Oh, thanks, Princess.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Luke, Resus...
0:03:56 > 0:03:58HE HUMS
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Oh, hey.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03What's happening? Legs, stop.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Where are you taking me?
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Help!
0:04:09 > 0:04:10Ow!
0:04:11 > 0:04:13HE BURPS Oh, excuse me.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Hi, Dr Scully. Dad said to give you these.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Ah, the scrolls.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Excellent. I'll take them.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23- You seem cheerful.- I've given Dad a makeover, and he looks amazing.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26All I need to do now is make him less forgetful, careless and clumsy.
0:04:26 > 0:04:27Good luck with that.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Stop it. Bad bandages.
0:04:31 > 0:04:35Where am I going?
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Oh. What's this?
0:04:37 > 0:04:40The ashes of evil Uncle Memphis?
0:04:40 > 0:04:44No! These must be HIS bandages and crown.
0:04:44 > 0:04:49Oh, hey, no-o-o-o-o-o!
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Mwah-ha-ha-ha!
0:04:51 > 0:04:56Memphis is back, and this time I will destroy Niles for good.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00- Hi, Dad.- Cleo, daughter of Niles.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Yes, greetings.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05- Right.- I am searching for the scrolls
0:05:05 > 0:05:08which tell Niles's... MY life story.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Tell me, where are they?
0:05:10 > 0:05:11I took them to Scully.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14You're giving them to the school, remember?
0:05:14 > 0:05:17And tomorrow you're making a speech.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Ah, yes, of course.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21So the scrolls are at the school,
0:05:21 > 0:05:25and tomorrow I will be there to make a speech.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28- Excellent.- Are you feeling all right, Dad?
0:05:28 > 0:05:30All is well.
0:05:30 > 0:05:31Er....
0:05:35 > 0:05:37- Wow.- Wow.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40- Not bad, eh?- Certainly different.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43BARKS AND GROWLS
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Be gone, hound.
0:05:46 > 0:05:47WHIMPERS Huh?
0:05:47 > 0:05:51And now a few words from our kind benefactor, Niles Farr.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53- Thank you, Dr Scummy. - LAUGHTER
0:05:53 > 0:05:59Dr Scully. These scrolls date from a turbulent time in Egypt's history.
0:05:59 > 0:06:00The true Pharaoh Memphis
0:06:00 > 0:06:06was prevented from ruling by his upstart nephew, Niles.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Er...that's me.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11But Memphis was the rightful ruler, and I, Niles,
0:06:11 > 0:06:14was the most disastrous ruler ever to reign.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16(Hey, Cleo.)
0:06:16 > 0:06:19But one day, Memphis will rise again.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Thank you for these wonderful artefacts, Mr Farr.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Yes, and where will you be keeping them?
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Rest assured they will be safely
0:06:28 > 0:06:31under lock and key in the school library.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36It's weird, Niles didn't fall over once today.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40- Kind of disappointing.- And why is he so interested in those scrolls?
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Maybe we should check them out.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Or maybe we should forget all about it.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Ha! We are not going to do that, are we?
0:06:47 > 0:06:48Uh-uh.
0:06:54 > 0:06:55Argh!
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Oh? No.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00Where's the section on first aid?
0:07:00 > 0:07:01Ssh!
0:07:06 > 0:07:07Shush.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11This is Niles's whole life.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13- It must be...- Oh!
0:07:15 > 0:07:16Ow!
0:07:23 > 0:07:24What's going on?
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Oh, Mr Farr.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28- What are you doing here?- Grr!
0:07:28 > 0:07:29Oh...
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Mr Farr, wait.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Five, six...
0:07:39 > 0:07:40Huh?
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Grrr!
0:07:42 > 0:07:45I don't know who that is, but it's not Cleo's dad.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49HE ROARS
0:07:49 > 0:07:50WHIMPERS
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Dad, you were great today.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Where is the seventh scroll?
0:07:55 > 0:08:00- What?- The life of Niles, I must have all seven scrolls.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Find it now!
0:08:02 > 0:08:04- Be gone, foul creature. - WHIMPERS
0:08:04 > 0:08:07OK, Dad, it must be here somewhere.
0:08:09 > 0:08:10Wait, the vacuum cleaner.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14You must have hoovered it up when you were cleaning them.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17At last I have them all.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Dad?!
0:08:23 > 0:08:24Argh!
0:08:24 > 0:08:25Mwah-ha-ha!
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Dad!
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Luke, Resus, something weird is happening to my dad.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40It's like he's a different person ever since I gave him the makeover.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Any chance he IS a different person?
0:08:42 > 0:08:44I mean, he does look different.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Yes, the bandages you used, and the outfit, where did you get them?
0:08:47 > 0:08:48- The basement.- Oh, great(!)
0:08:48 > 0:08:52We are going into the basement again, aren't we?
0:08:52 > 0:08:53Come, Anubis!
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Come, Ra!
0:08:55 > 0:09:00Come, Sekhmet, the destroyer, and take this life I offer!
0:09:00 > 0:09:03I have the seven scrolls of the Pharaoh Niles.
0:09:03 > 0:09:08When they are gone, he will be destroyed for all time
0:09:08 > 0:09:12and I, Memphis, will rule in his place.
0:09:12 > 0:09:13Great Uncle Memphis!
0:09:13 > 0:09:15It's you!
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Stop them!
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Argh!
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Ow!
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Mwah-ha-ha!
0:09:26 > 0:09:28We must stop him destroying the scrolls.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Sorry.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34I can't help it. It's the bandages.
0:09:38 > 0:09:39Yes!
0:09:42 > 0:09:43Hi-ya!
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Soon Niles will be gone for ever.
0:09:50 > 0:09:51GRUNTING
0:09:51 > 0:09:53HISSING
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Oh!
0:09:57 > 0:09:59We've got to get the bandages off him.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Mwah-ha-ha!
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Shh!
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Mwah-ha-ha!
0:10:06 > 0:10:07Luke, the bone.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Niles, your history is history.
0:10:12 > 0:10:13Fetch.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16You are no more.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Whoa...whoa...
0:10:23 > 0:10:26No-o-o-o-o-o!
0:10:29 > 0:10:33- THUD - Dad!
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Oh. Who put that in there?
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Well, it's definitely him.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Don't ever change.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Apart from maybe losing the crocodile.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45THEY LAUGH