Just One of the Boys

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0:00:29 > 0:00:31Augh!

0:00:31 > 0:00:33LAUGHTER

0:00:38 > 0:00:39RUNNING FOOTSTEPS

0:00:43 > 0:00:44Agh!

0:00:44 > 0:00:47Matt, why are you chasing Chris?

0:00:47 > 0:00:48Get back here!

0:00:50 > 0:00:52Coming through!

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Sorry!

0:00:54 > 0:00:57No, boys, don't stop to help(!)

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Do I detect a damsel in distress?

0:00:59 > 0:01:00My hero!

0:01:07 > 0:01:10- Bob, no!- What's that, hon?

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Oh. I see.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19SAUCEPAN CLANGS

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Family meeting!

0:01:27 > 0:01:29All right, listen up, you lot!

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Your cousin Ginger is on her way from Australia

0:01:31 > 0:01:34and I don't want her tarnished by the likes of you.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36BOYS ROAR

0:01:36 > 0:01:39I am declaring Mum Law until further notice.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42BOYS ARGUE AND SHOUT Mum Law!

0:01:42 > 0:01:43Any and all infractions

0:01:43 > 0:01:45will be handled with swift and unfair justice.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Oh, I like this.

0:01:47 > 0:01:48Robbie, Ethan,

0:01:48 > 0:01:52that means the little war between the two of you is on hold.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55- Oh, Mum, we're your little angels. - Try again.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57All right - ceasefire.

0:01:57 > 0:02:02And Matt, your little training sessions with Chris - done for now.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05But, Mum - I'm getting so many medals!

0:02:05 > 0:02:08Matt, is Chris doing all of your chores?

0:02:08 > 0:02:12Not all the medals are chores. There are loads of fun ones.

0:02:12 > 0:02:13Loads.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Tell everybody about the super fun Matty medals you've got.

0:02:16 > 0:02:17Well, there was bike-trampolining...

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Hey, I told you to get off that!

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Cushion kickboxing...

0:02:23 > 0:02:28Cushion kickboxing is fun. We just fight until we're too tired to move.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30The cushions are squishy.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Up next, scooter jousting.

0:02:33 > 0:02:34Boom!

0:02:34 > 0:02:37But seriously, boys, Ginger's been through enough.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40It's not that long since her mum passed, so...

0:02:41 > 0:02:44..be nice and make me proud.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46Or else.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48- OK?- Yeah.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50I'm on my way to pick her up.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55UNCLE BOB SIGHS

0:02:55 > 0:02:57So, gentlemen -

0:02:57 > 0:03:01you now have a little bit of time before she gets back.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04So, I suggest you get it out of your system.

0:03:04 > 0:03:05- Woo!- Yeah!

0:03:06 > 0:03:09Mum Law! Mum Law!

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Mum Law, Mum Law!

0:03:26 > 0:03:28- Out of your system?- For now.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39I'm nervous enough as it is.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42I can't believe they left my bags in Australia.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45Utterly ridiculous. We'll get it all sorted tomorrow.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Come and meet the boys.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51DOORBELL RINGS

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Come in, come in!

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Boys! Look who's here for the summer!

0:03:58 > 0:03:59Boys?

0:04:05 > 0:04:07This is Chris...

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Ug! Ug!

0:04:12 > 0:04:13Ug!

0:04:13 > 0:04:15..and Robbie and Matt and...

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Ethan! Get out here!

0:04:21 > 0:04:22- Hi, Ginger.

0:04:24 > 0:04:25- Are you OK?

0:04:27 > 0:04:30I'm sorry! I don't usually... Butterflies...

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Well, that was weird.

0:04:37 > 0:04:38I like her.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55Dad, I totally messed up my first impression.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58I chucked my lunch all over one of them.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Is there a way to get a re-do?

0:05:00 > 0:05:04Is there such a thing as a second first impression?

0:05:04 > 0:05:05What was I doing?

0:05:05 > 0:05:07I'm totes embarrassed.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16I can't believe I have Ginger's vomit on me.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18And now, you have mustard! SPLOOT

0:05:23 > 0:05:24I liked this shirt!

0:05:24 > 0:05:26I wonder if she's an Australian demon?

0:05:26 > 0:05:29Well, you'd better not make any sudden moves around her.

0:05:29 > 0:05:30She's probably just tired.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33- - Cousin Ginger is hilarious. - Yeah, that's the spirit.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36Oh, and by the way, which one of you lot

0:05:36 > 0:05:38turned me into Mr Pasta Head - huh?

0:05:39 > 0:05:41None of you? No?

0:05:43 > 0:05:46I know who put pasta on Dad.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49I was spying, so I could get my Matty medal.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54- CAMERA CLICKS - Shh. It was Robbie.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Nice one, mate. Well done.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00I got my Matty medal!

0:06:00 > 0:06:02- Right. Then you all get it! - SPLOOT

0:06:02 > 0:06:04- MATT WHIMPERS - Ahh! Cold!

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Don't tell Mum! Come here!

0:06:08 > 0:06:11SPLOOT DAD CHUCKLES

0:06:15 > 0:06:18I had one chance to make a good first impression,

0:06:18 > 0:06:20and I puked on Matt.

0:06:20 > 0:06:21Don't worry, Ginger.

0:06:21 > 0:06:25Trust me, those boys have done far worse to each other.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27In no time, it'll all be forgotten.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31Now, that was a long trip.

0:06:31 > 0:06:32You hungry?

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Very. My lunch is on Matt's shirt.

0:06:37 > 0:06:41- Aunt Cor?- Yeah? - Do the boys know about Dad?

0:06:43 > 0:06:45I didn't think it was my place to tell them.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47When you're ready, yeah?

0:06:47 > 0:06:49- Thanks.- Come on.

0:06:58 > 0:06:59Matt, sorry about earlier.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02No worries, but on this side of the world,

0:07:02 > 0:07:04- we just shake hands when we meet. - Nice one, Matt!

0:07:07 > 0:07:08Boof!

0:07:12 > 0:07:15Really, Ethan! She's not a monster.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17- You're the one who said not to make any sudden movements.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20I was joking. It was a joke. Please, sit.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Oh, sorry. Was this for everyone?

0:07:24 > 0:07:28HOWLING WIND BLOWS THROUGH

0:07:31 > 0:07:34LAUGHTER

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Aren't you hilarious?

0:07:38 > 0:07:40Oh, we forgot to make the salad.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42I'm going to need my salad hands.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45- Come on, Chris - we're up. - Salad hands!

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Be right back. Best behaviour, boys.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Shall we?

0:07:56 > 0:07:57- BOYS:- Rock, paper, scissors!

0:07:57 > 0:07:59Rock! I win!

0:08:02 > 0:08:05- BOYS:- Rock, paper, scissors! - Paper beats rock!

0:08:06 > 0:08:08BOYS LAUGH

0:08:14 > 0:08:18All of you, to your rooms, right now! What have I said about wasting food?

0:08:18 > 0:08:20- Me, Mum?- No, no, not you, Chrissy.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23You carry on sprinkling those croutons on the salad.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Mum Law has claimed its first three victims.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28- That's not fair, we just wanted to...- You can't do that!

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Er, which room is mine?

0:08:36 > 0:08:37Oh, not you, Ginger.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40We are going to have some supper, then we'll find you a room.

0:08:49 > 0:08:50All right, Ginger.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Take a look at the rooms,

0:08:52 > 0:08:54and whichever one you like shall be yours.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00This is Mount Chrissy-top!

0:09:01 > 0:09:03You're going to love this.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Look, The River of Truth.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08You have to tell the truth in it!

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Ginger is my favourite!

0:09:11 > 0:09:14And the Cave of Darkness...

0:09:14 > 0:09:16I can't see anything!

0:09:18 > 0:09:20My room is closest to the kitchen.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22The bed is super-soft,

0:09:22 > 0:09:24and of course, I've got a bed-ramp!

0:09:26 > 0:09:29Love my room. It's the best, cos I am.

0:09:29 > 0:09:30And I'm never hungry.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38And I have a load of mirrors. Not cos I'm vain, cos...

0:09:40 > 0:09:41OK, I'm a little vain...

0:09:43 > 0:09:44..but never hungry.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49CLOCK TICKS LOUDLY

0:09:50 > 0:09:52I feel bad. Maybe I can sleep on the couch?

0:09:52 > 0:09:56- We're all cool with it. Just pick. Right, guys?- BOYS:- Yeah.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01OK, if I have to choose...

0:10:08 > 0:10:11- There's nothing to worry about. - Pick mine! Look what I can do!

0:10:16 > 0:10:18- - We can split the money. - Ethan!- Money?

0:10:18 > 0:10:21- Mum's giving me 15 quid. Take it. Take it now!

0:10:21 > 0:10:24Dad offered me 40. Even 20 apiece, eh, Ging?

0:10:24 > 0:10:25Bob! 40?

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Hey, I bargained vigilantly!

0:10:27 > 0:10:30And to be honest, I never expected you to find out.

0:10:30 > 0:10:31And that makes it better?

0:10:31 > 0:10:34ALL TALK OVER EACH OTHER

0:10:36 > 0:10:39All right, all right!

0:10:39 > 0:10:41I think Ginger's had enough of this.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44Ginger, take my room. I'll bunk with Chris,

0:10:44 > 0:10:47- and that way, you won't be eaten by one of Ethan's snakes.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50- Are you sure?- - Definitely.

0:10:50 > 0:10:51- Thank you.- Come on then, boys.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03OK, that was pretty fun.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06I'm out 15 quid because of her.

0:11:06 > 0:11:10You never wanted her in there anyway. But me? I'm out 40!

0:11:13 > 0:11:14Hi.

0:11:14 > 0:11:15Hey.

0:11:17 > 0:11:18Good talk(!)

0:11:20 > 0:11:21KNOCKS AT DOOR

0:11:25 > 0:11:29Hi. Brought you some of Robbie's old clothes to sleep in.

0:11:29 > 0:11:30Thanks.

0:11:30 > 0:11:34Looks like the ones you're wearing are ready to come to life.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36"Help me, please! I need a wash!"

0:11:41 > 0:11:43So, how do you feel about your first day?

0:11:45 > 0:11:46It was weird.

0:11:48 > 0:11:49I think the boys are avoiding me.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51They don't avoid anyone.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53They bump into me at least 20 times a day.

0:11:53 > 0:11:56I don't blame them. I puked on Matt.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Yeah, but... It's...

0:12:01 > 0:12:04I think I'll turn in.

0:12:04 > 0:12:07Right. Well, it's been a long day.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09Goodnight.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11AUSSIE ACCENT: Don't let the 'roos bite!

0:12:23 > 0:12:25GINGER SOBS

0:12:25 > 0:12:28Bob, family meeting.

0:12:28 > 0:12:31- Oh, it's late, hon... - Family meeting.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33I suppose a quick one wouldn't hurt.

0:12:33 > 0:12:35Ethan!

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Three guesses where Ethan is.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48The night time is just the best time to hunt for bugs.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50And truthfully, from time to time,

0:12:50 > 0:12:53I'll test them, to see if they're OK.

0:12:55 > 0:12:56ETHAN RETCHES

0:12:58 > 0:13:00Not very bright, I'll admit.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02But now I know - they taste horrible.

0:13:07 > 0:13:08Where is everyone?

0:13:08 > 0:13:09Sleeping.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11And why were you up?

0:13:11 > 0:13:12No reason.

0:13:12 > 0:13:16OK... Matt, Ginger thinks that you and your brothers are ignoring her,

0:13:16 > 0:13:18which is preposterous.

0:13:18 > 0:13:22So, as of tomorrow, I'm giving you back your wings.

0:13:22 > 0:13:26Tell your brothers that Mum Law is revoked.

0:13:26 > 0:13:27No. Not now, tomorrow.

0:13:30 > 0:13:31Off to bed.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41Morning, Ginger!

0:13:41 > 0:13:43- Get back here!- What are you doing?

0:13:45 > 0:13:47Shh...

0:14:13 > 0:14:15ROBBIE GRUNTS

0:14:19 > 0:14:21ETHAN LAUGHS

0:14:23 > 0:14:26I know how I'm going to fit in. I'm going to make a booby trap!

0:14:27 > 0:14:29Making my first booby trap today.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32Cool, huh? The boys will love it.

0:14:32 > 0:14:36They'll put me on their shoulders, saying, "Ginger, you're the best!"

0:14:36 > 0:14:39Now, I've just got to figure out how to make one.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45Morning. I think Aunt Corey's in the kitchen.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47Actually, I was looking for you.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50Really?! Yes!

0:14:51 > 0:14:54MUSIC: Can't Forget The Breaks by Chuck D Beat Crew

0:14:59 > 0:15:01Freeze frame!

0:15:01 > 0:15:03- Uncle Bob?- Almost done.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07Sorry, I'm just really pleased that you're settling in.

0:15:07 > 0:15:09What did you want? A shelf moved?

0:15:09 > 0:15:10No, it's just...

0:15:12 > 0:15:13(..about booby traps.)

0:15:14 > 0:15:18Right. I'll call work, tell them I'm going to be late.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26I know you two insist on taking each other down,

0:15:26 > 0:15:28but must you mess up the entire house?

0:15:28 > 0:15:31I'll be taking baths in feathers for weeks!

0:15:31 > 0:15:34Now, which one of you is responsible? Hmm?

0:15:37 > 0:15:40A delicious biscuit for the first person to talk.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46We fight all the time, but even we have rules.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48We never tell.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50Like the time that I flooded Mum and Dad's bathroom?

0:15:50 > 0:15:53Or the time I put their wedding ring in a balloon and it floated away?

0:15:53 > 0:15:55Or the time when I "accidentally" poisoned Dad?

0:15:55 > 0:15:57All right, it's not a competition!

0:15:57 > 0:15:59Or the time that I blew up the cellar.

0:15:59 > 0:16:04- BOTH SHOUT OVER EACH OTHER: - Or the time...

0:16:04 > 0:16:08Since no-one wants to talk, I'll speak up.

0:16:08 > 0:16:13If another booby trap goes off, I will personally release the Kraken.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16AUNTY COREY ROARS

0:16:17 > 0:16:19Understood?

0:16:21 > 0:16:24Mum Law will be back with a vengeance.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35Ha! Ginger, you are good!

0:16:35 > 0:16:38I can't believe this took most of the day.

0:16:38 > 0:16:41How do the boys have time to do anything else?

0:16:41 > 0:16:45Now...to hide and wait.

0:16:54 > 0:16:55Here comes a booby.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59Wait, no! No, no, no!

0:16:59 > 0:17:01Whoa! Ginger's gone mad.

0:17:03 > 0:17:06Ugh...

0:17:06 > 0:17:07At least it worked.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09Chris?! Chris?

0:17:09 > 0:17:11Are you OK?

0:17:11 > 0:17:12Ginger, what happened?

0:17:12 > 0:17:15It's OK. It was my fault.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17Boys, get in here, now!

0:17:22 > 0:17:24What did we just talk about?

0:17:24 > 0:17:28I don't know which one of you is responsible and I don't care.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30Ginger, go and get cleaned up. You shouldn't have to see this.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33No, they didn't do this. I set the trap.

0:17:33 > 0:17:36Ginger, my sweet little thing, don't let them fool you.

0:17:36 > 0:17:39- Off you go.- No, you don't understand! I was just trying to...

0:17:44 > 0:17:48There's an unusual amount of fire in your eyes right now, Mum.

0:17:48 > 0:17:49Oh, is there?!

0:17:51 > 0:17:52THUNDERCLAP

0:17:52 > 0:17:55EXPLOSIONS ROAR CHAINSAWS BUZZ

0:17:56 > 0:17:59Don't be scared, Chris. It's just Mum's sound effects CD.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01She must be really upset.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04I gave you boys an inch, and you took a mile, didn't you?

0:18:04 > 0:18:07- It wasn't us, Mum! - Fine, don't admit it.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09Mum Law is back...

0:18:09 > 0:18:11forever!

0:18:11 > 0:18:13THUNDERCLAP

0:18:13 > 0:18:15Even after you leave this house,

0:18:15 > 0:18:19get married and have children of your own, they will be under Mum Law.

0:18:19 > 0:18:20It's all Ginger's fault!

0:18:20 > 0:18:23She's been trouble ever since she got here.

0:18:26 > 0:18:29All I wanted was for them to like me, and now they just hate me.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38Nah.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47Of course!

0:18:50 > 0:18:52Don't worry, Ginger. I'm getting to the bottom of this.

0:18:52 > 0:18:55When you get to the bottom of this, Aunt Corey,

0:18:55 > 0:18:57you're just going to find me.

0:18:57 > 0:18:58Whoa.

0:18:58 > 0:19:02Ginger, I know these boys aren't the best influences,

0:19:02 > 0:19:05but I'm going to have to ask you to drop the tomato sauce.

0:19:16 > 0:19:19OMINOUS DIDGERIDOO PLAYS

0:19:19 > 0:19:21- PHONE BEEPS FX OFF - Sorry!

0:19:23 > 0:19:25Sauce-ta la Vista, baby.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28SPLOOT AUNT COREY GASPS

0:19:31 > 0:19:33I'm starting to like her.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35I'm sorry, Aunt Corey, but you're not listening.

0:19:35 > 0:19:36That was my booby trap.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39I was just trying to fit in with everybody.

0:19:39 > 0:19:40I thought it would make them laugh.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42Well, that was funny!

0:19:42 > 0:19:46- It was good. For your first prank, that was pretty good.- What's funny?

0:19:46 > 0:19:49- UNCLE BOB LAUGHS - That is hilarious!

0:19:49 > 0:19:52Is that the trap you were working on, Ginger? Brilliant!

0:19:52 > 0:19:55And by brilliant, I mean, that is really naughty.

0:19:55 > 0:19:59Ginger, it seems I owe you an apology.

0:19:59 > 0:20:04I'm sorry. I was so worried about creating a good first impression

0:20:04 > 0:20:07that things went a little off the rails.

0:20:07 > 0:20:08I know exactly how you feel.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13SQUISH LAUGHTER

0:20:18 > 0:20:20KIDS CHATTER

0:20:20 > 0:20:22- KNOCKS AT DOOR - Ginger?

0:20:23 > 0:20:26Ginger, your suitcase has arrived!

0:20:26 > 0:20:29CHEERING

0:20:34 > 0:20:37No more boy's clothes! No offence, Robbie.

0:20:37 > 0:20:39- None taken.

0:20:39 > 0:20:42Yes! The most important thing is here.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44Are they rainbow cakes?

0:20:44 > 0:20:46Your Mum and I used to make these all the time when we were kids.

0:20:46 > 0:20:49They're my favourite. Anyone want one?

0:20:49 > 0:20:53- - Yes, please.- Can I have one? - I'll take two. They smell nice.- Yes!

0:21:05 > 0:21:06Can I ask a favour?

0:21:08 > 0:21:10Any chance I can have a redo on yesterday?

0:21:10 > 0:21:12- What happened yesterday?

0:21:21 > 0:21:23Everyone, this is Ginger.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25- EVERYONE:- Hi, Ginger!- Hi!

0:21:27 > 0:21:29I just want to thank you for opening your home

0:21:29 > 0:21:31and your hearts to me this summer.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33I don't have much family back in Sydney,

0:21:33 > 0:21:38and getting a chance to meet you is...well, everything.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41See? Much better than chucking up on somebody.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48Boof!

0:21:48 > 0:21:51PHONE VIBRATES

0:21:51 > 0:21:54Well, this has been fun, but I have to go.

0:21:54 > 0:21:55Me too.

0:21:57 > 0:21:58What did I do this time?

0:21:58 > 0:22:01Don't worry. They're just off to their secret hideout.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03Probably to talk about you!