Day One

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0:00:07 > 0:00:09Hey, guys. Just ten days till you get here.

0:00:09 > 0:00:14I can't believe you're 16,983km away.

0:00:14 > 0:00:16Yeah, so, I looked it up.

0:00:16 > 0:00:19I'm going to show you all my favourite places here in Australia,

0:00:19 > 0:00:22the harbour, the beaches, the koalas.

0:00:22 > 0:00:26Oh, and not to mention my birthday is on the 24th of December,

0:00:26 > 0:00:28Ginge-mas Eve, pretty big deal.

0:00:28 > 0:00:30Oh, and I've a surprise for you all,

0:00:30 > 0:00:33but you're going to have to wait till you get here to...

0:00:33 > 0:00:36Ethan!

0:00:36 > 0:00:38I was just sending you guys a message.

0:00:38 > 0:00:39Big surprise for when you get here.

0:00:39 > 0:00:41- The trip is off.- What?!

0:00:41 > 0:00:42Why?

0:00:42 > 0:00:44Mum's going to call your dad later,

0:00:44 > 0:00:46and ask him to break it to you gently,

0:00:46 > 0:00:48but I thought you deserved the truth.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51- Are you serious? - I've got to go. Pancakes.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53Ethan! Ethan, you can't cancel!

0:00:59 > 0:01:02I bet if your girlfriend Penny called, you would pick up!

0:01:02 > 0:01:04I've got to call someone else.

0:01:04 > 0:01:08Oh, seriously! Dad, the Wi-Fi is out!

0:01:11 > 0:01:15Oh, hello, Chris. I'm just trying out my new mobile.

0:01:15 > 0:01:16It's got two cameras.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Dad, you shouldn't be in Ethan's room.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20It has booby-traps.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Oh, don't worry about that. I've disabled them all.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24HE LAUGHS

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Having pancakes? I'm in crisis mode!

0:01:34 > 0:01:37My cooking instructor said my Yorkshire pudding was the bomb.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39I'll make it for you next time I'm home.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42Oh, I'm so looking forward to having you back next week.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Hey, Matt.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47Oh, Cor! How is Ethan doing?

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Wait a minute, what is wrong with Ethan?

0:01:49 > 0:01:51You seriously don't know?

0:01:51 > 0:01:54Penny and her whole family moved to China last month.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57Yeah, he's great. They send each other little care packages.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59- Oh, it's sweet. - Wait a minute! You two talk?

0:01:59 > 0:02:02All the time.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04She even told me that you gave her keys to your flat.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09Mum, we have to go. We have an early exam tomorrow in French pastries.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12Oh, yum, I love French pastries.

0:02:15 > 0:02:20- When are you going to Paris, Dad?- In three days.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23I'm not looking forward to it. It's going to be work, work, work.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25But I'll call you boys loads.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27As soon as I can work this mobile out.

0:02:27 > 0:02:31Yuck, Dad, I can see up your brain.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35Argh! Argh! There's birds!

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Get them off me! Get them off!

0:02:40 > 0:02:43Live, love, laugh?

0:02:43 > 0:02:45I can't even be mad at that. It's perfect.

0:02:47 > 0:02:51- Hey, Cor.- OK, repeat after me, Bob.

0:02:51 > 0:02:55Corey, you are a rock-star mum, who has it all together.

0:02:55 > 0:02:56Why am I repeating that?

0:02:56 > 0:02:57DRAWER ROARS

0:02:57 > 0:02:59I just spoke to Matt and m'girl Tabs

0:02:59 > 0:03:01and I am totally cool with the fact

0:03:01 > 0:03:03that she has a key to his place.

0:03:03 > 0:03:07Oh, please, I bet you can't go two weeks without meddling in his life.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09All right, then, well, you're on.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12If you win, you can turn Matt's room into whatever you like,

0:03:12 > 0:03:16a home cinema, a giant freezer for ice cream,

0:03:16 > 0:03:19whatever, but if I go two weeks,

0:03:19 > 0:03:22then his room stays the same forever.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Good luck. Cos you'll need it.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Corey, get back! Get back!

0:03:28 > 0:03:30- Hey, Ginger, what's up? - Where have you been?

0:03:30 > 0:03:34Ethan told me you guys aren't coming to Australia any more. Is that true?

0:03:34 > 0:03:37You seriously believe that guy? Of course we're coming.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40Good, because Ginge-mas Eve is coming up.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43Plus, I have a surprise for you all.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45- Is that a guitar?- It's a bass.

0:03:45 > 0:03:50- A bass guitar? - We musicians call them basses.

0:03:50 > 0:03:54Lol, I'll see you soon. I can't wait.

0:03:54 > 0:03:55Yeah.

0:03:55 > 0:03:56HE SIGHS

0:04:01 > 0:04:02So what?

0:04:12 > 0:04:13Argh!

0:04:20 > 0:04:24Ho, Penny. Miss you. Hope Shanghai is cool.

0:04:24 > 0:04:25I got your gift.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Thought I'd sent a video of me opening it.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34It's Ginger, hold on.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Liar, you said the trip was cancelled!

0:04:37 > 0:04:38It is.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40I overheard Mum tell Matt.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Overheard her say what?

0:04:42 > 0:04:44This isn't a present!

0:04:45 > 0:04:48It's a break-up box.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Goodbye?

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Penny just broke up with me.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54MUSIC: Deck The Halls by Anonymous