Day Three

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0:00:10 > 0:00:12Oh, hi, Ginger.

0:00:12 > 0:00:14Why is your face making that face?

0:00:14 > 0:00:16I'm prank calling all of you until you change your minds

0:00:16 > 0:00:18and come to Australia.

0:00:18 > 0:00:19Get ready for...

0:00:21 > 0:00:23..Ginger Snaps!

0:00:23 > 0:00:25O...K.

0:00:25 > 0:00:27Right, G-Ginger, I'm really sorry, but...

0:00:27 > 0:00:29That's a nice hat, Aunt Corey, where did you get it?

0:00:29 > 0:00:31Rubbish Caps R Us?

0:00:31 > 0:00:34Boom, snap, snap, boom!

0:00:34 > 0:00:36SHE PLAYS KEYBOARD DRUMS I'm not wearing a hat.

0:00:36 > 0:00:38You're not? Oh, um, you're not. Right.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41Um, I have another joke...somewhere. Hold on.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43Er, Ginger, do you mind if we pick this up later?

0:00:43 > 0:00:47Robbie's got some old shepherd's pie under his bed that's coming to life.

0:00:47 > 0:00:48I'll see you later.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06There's no way you can beat six.

0:01:09 > 0:01:15- HE BURPS:- One, two, three, four, five, six,

0:01:15 > 0:01:16seven.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Argh! How?

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Cos I'm the champ, baby! I win.

0:01:20 > 0:01:25- Now you have to answer my question. - Oh, fine, ask away.

0:01:25 > 0:01:26Heard you're learning an instrument,

0:01:26 > 0:01:29and we all know when you have a new hobby, it means something else.

0:01:29 > 0:01:30And?

0:01:30 > 0:01:34And my question is, do you know the real reason the trip is off?

0:01:34 > 0:01:35Yeah, I do.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Well? What is it?

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Er, one question and I answered it.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42Ah, not cool, Robbie. You can tell me.

0:01:42 > 0:01:43It's not like I'll be home anyway.

0:01:43 > 0:01:44Wait...

0:01:44 > 0:01:47you're not coming home for Christmas?

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Of course I am! Pff, you're crazy!

0:01:49 > 0:01:51- Does Mum know? - There's nothing to know,

0:01:51 > 0:01:53and even if there was, I don't need permission.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56I'm a big man now! I do big-man tings!

0:02:28 > 0:02:31- EMOJIS:- Yay!

0:02:31 > 0:02:33EMOJIS MAKE VEHICLE NOISES

0:02:33 > 0:02:34EMOJIS MAKE ANIMAL NOISES

0:02:38 > 0:02:41Hi, Ginger. Have you figured out what type of net I should use?

0:02:41 > 0:02:44This call isn't about Santa traps. It's about...

0:02:44 > 0:02:46..Ginger Snaps.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Ooh! I love biscuits.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Ugh, they're not biscuits!

0:02:50 > 0:02:51I'm pranking all of you

0:02:51 > 0:02:53until you change your minds and come to Australia.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Ooh! I love pranks. And biscuits.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Ugh! Maybe this was a mistake.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59No, please prank me, please!

0:02:59 > 0:03:01OK, fine, fine, fine.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Are you sure your name's Christopher?

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Cos the way you smell, it should be Christo-fart!

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Ha! Snap, boom, boom, snap!

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Christo-fart!

0:03:10 > 0:03:13SHE PLAYS MOOING AND HONKING NOISES I want that to be my name now.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Hi, my name is Christo-fart.

0:03:16 > 0:03:17HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY

0:03:17 > 0:03:18This isn't working.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21- Bye, Chris. - HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY

0:03:40 > 0:03:41What's Robbie hiding?

0:03:41 > 0:03:44He knows why the trip is off but he wouldn't tell me the reason.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Argh, you're useless!

0:03:46 > 0:03:49What is your problem? You've been a real goblin lately.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52My problem is you being useless. Stay on the line.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57I'm busy. W-What do you want?

0:03:57 > 0:04:00Why aren't we going to Australia? I know you know the real reason.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03Mum's working. That is the real reason.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Liar! You told me you knew the real reason.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Wait, Matt, you're working with Ethan now?

0:04:07 > 0:04:10Yep, he's come to the dark side.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Are we the dark side? I thought we were the good guys.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14The dark side are the good guys!

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Robbie's the one keeping secrets.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18- What about Matt's secret? - Shut it down, Robbie.

0:04:18 > 0:04:19What, you don't want people knowing

0:04:19 > 0:04:22- that you're not coming home for Christmas?- WHAT?!

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Matt's not coming home for Christmas?

0:04:24 > 0:04:25Chris, where did you come from?!

0:04:25 > 0:04:27I was talking to him before I called you.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Guess I didn't hang up properly.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31You have to come home, we haven't seen you in months,

0:04:31 > 0:04:33and it's Christmas!

0:04:33 > 0:04:35I'm just spending this Christmas with Tabs's family,

0:04:35 > 0:04:36it's not forever!

0:04:36 > 0:04:39Mum's letting you spend Christmas with Tabitha's family?

0:04:39 > 0:04:41He doesn't need permission - he does "big-man tings".

0:04:41 > 0:04:42I'm telling Mum!

0:04:42 > 0:04:44No, don... One of you stop him!

0:04:45 > 0:04:46Oh, my days. Really?

0:04:46 > 0:04:48Uh, 10 quid for whoever keeps him quiet.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50FURNITURE CRASHES

0:04:51 > 0:04:53CAT MEOWS IN THE DISTANCE